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silent-wolf · 1 year ago
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sometimes i forget the batkids are just a bunch of theatre kids which makes it funnier when u remember that gotham's entire justice system is run by a bunch of costumed role players
edit: wtf i didnt expect this to gain sm traction, but check out this post. pls dont let it flop
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oh-shit-a-baby · 5 years ago
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BLACK FRIDAY THOUGHTS PART TWO
A complete compilation of my thoughts throughout the musicals second half,,, this bois going to be real long bc I have a lot of thoughts lol
Now without @drawinglinesinarbitraryplaces :(
Yep dumbledore can still sing
Omg his voice
This song is going to make me cry aaaaa
Becky: you don’t look at all the same as I remember
Me: yeah no shit dumbledore grew a beard
Jesus,,,,, theyre just going to go for it right there,,,,,, ookay
Wtaf is this movie they’re watching
HOLY SHIT HER VOICE IS /PRETTY/ HER RANGE IS HUGE!!!
Idk if this is an unpopular opinion bc no one has an opinion yet but Becky and toms song is the cutest one ever and a bop and I love it
Jesus they payed for a balcony and they’re going to fucking use it aren’t they
WELCOME TO PEIP HQ IM SO DOWN FOR THAT
OH THERE ARE MANY DIMENSIONS????? U GONNA EXPLAIN THAT MR GENERAL MACNAMARA????
The black and white isn’t that what lexs sister was on about
Wiggly is the king u wot m8
President kurt knows nothing about anything and that’s a mood
So if the next movie isn’t about ‘13 years ago’ imma freak
U WANNA SEND ME INTO THE FUCKIN TWILIGHT ZONE AND HAVE DINNER WITH THE DEVIL??????!?!!
NO!!! FUCK THAT!!!!! FUCK THAT!!!!! FUCK THAT!!!!!
^^^president kurt quotes
In short, mr president, we are trying to stop the birth
*dramatic piano*
Of a god.
*dRAMATIC PIANO*
It’s good score tho 10/10
Sherman young
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Nuff said
After today’s great battle???
Faith in the one true god!! All hail wiggly!!!
My new religion lol
LET LAKESIDE MALL BE A NEW JERUSALEM!!!!
*cue joey and Robert just screaming wiggly for like 5 mins straight*
NO THEY FOUND LEX
OH YEAH FUCKIN KILL THEM!!!
Who????????
FUCK YEAH LINDA
CULT??? NO! ITS A NEW EXCITING RELIGION THAT I STARTED!!!!
Yeah Gerald
She pronounces Cinnabon as see-nah-bohn what’s up with that lol
I NEED A WIGGLY DOLL...... IDEALLY FOUR OF THEM!!!
IVE MET GOD. HE HAD NOTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT YOU.
*cue people dying and their mics stopping working*
Holy fuck they all wanna kill Hannah now (lexs sister gets a name now apparently)
LAUREN I LOVE YOU AS A VILLAIN
I would kneel before villain Lauren any day
I will deestroy everything, and then I will deestroy everything, and then I will deestroy everything and then I will oh shit it’s Gerald.
While I don’t want you to think for yourselves I do want you to understand what I mean when I say my evil shit
I’m sorry that choreo is a yike
ETHAN DARLING COME BACK I MISS YOU <<<333333
IM CRYING NOW
He’s in the black and white now we’ll that sounds like shit
NOT ETHAN
Hannah is the unsung hero of this musical so far
*said in wiggly voice* well, webby (Hannah’s spider imaginary friend who I think is gonna be the deus ex machina of this thing) is a stupid bitch!
Rotten little banana. I’m going to peel you. I’m going to split you in two. I’m going to eat you Hannah. I’m going to eat you right now. *all said in dramatic wiggly voice*
Aaand their mics broke again
We don’t get tricked! We’re grown ups!
And Becky and Tom are immediately evil the second they see the wiggly bc of course they are
Jesus beckys the villain???????
Welcome to the musical where everyone gets a villain song AND a hero song??????
Her voice is still beautiful
*Prancing around* DO YOU WANT SOME CANDYYYYY??????
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She’s still wearing ethans hat my heart is going to go oh my god
And he just,,,,, leaves Becky to die?????
President Kurt in a space suit oh my god
And America is great again is playing in the background
MACNAMARA SAID ‘GODSPEED’ AND IS THAT A CATCHPHRASE I SENSE THERE
Yeah no president kurt can’t do foreign policy
His name is like howie or something but imma call him president kurt just like Tom was dumbledore for like the first half of this mess
Oh fuck joeys character is here and he’s gonna FUCK PREZ KURT UP
He’s eating an apple that means he’s a asshole
Holy fuck joeys character is like the ultimate capitalist
And also terrifying holy shit
NO MACNAMARA DONT GO IN THERE
Joeys character: Do you think that in the Netherlands they’d care about some toy??? Nah!!! They’re too busy with their free vacations and FREE healthcare!!
(When I refer to joeys character I mean the evil one he just doesn’t have a name yet so idk what to call him)
And joey can still sing I love him
His voice is so good and this whole villain is giving me spies are forever flashbacks
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I have absolutely no fuckin clue what’s going on rn
Holy fuck joeys voice is so beautiful and his range is killing me
I take back what I said earlier this song is the best one bc joey
Holy fuck someone just hit like a high d and I have no clue who it was bc the video quality is not the greatest
JESUS THATS TERRIFYING
THE FUCK YOU MEAN DONT BE FRIGHTENED THATS MY SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMON
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LOOK AT THIS FUCKER JESUS CHRIST
Wiggly is so scary because he speaks like a child and those are scary
MACNAMARA EX MACHINA
Mac: BEGONE
Prez kurt: SORRY JOHN I FUCKED IT UP
THATS THE HOOK FROM NOT YOUR SEED ISNT IT HOLY SHIT
Joeys voice and acting is gonna kill me
Yeah made in America is the shit
MAC NO U CANT DIE U DIE IN TGWDLM
Also the black and white is a dumb as shit name for an alternate reality
Prez kurt: MERRY CHRISTMAS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
*wiggly voice* Uh-oh mr prezzy-wez. It seems you’ve misplaced your bomby-womb.
Well shits about to go down
I’m calling it the bomb bombed the White House
Oop no they’ve only gone and lost Moscow
Well fuck here comes ww3 I guess
And prez kurt is definitely insane in the brain
ITS THE HOOK AGAIN THE ‘ALIENS INVADING MINDS’ BIT OH MY GOD I FEEL LIKE A MUSICAL GENIUS
Jesus Sherman is a weird fuck and lex is kinda clever I guess it’s a shame we haven’t seen her for most of the musical
Lex: I THREW EM IN THE FUCKIN TRASH
LEX BABY NO DONT DIE
Lex: Is this what I live for? To be choked in a toy store?
Lexs beautiful song is this musicals version of not your seed but depression
And her voice is /pretty/
MAC?????????????
WHAT??????????????
OH MY GOD HE IS AUTHORISING HER TO USE HIS FIREARM YES QUEEN
I’m sorry lex and Hannah can do what
Jeffs voice kills me him and joey need a duet and that would be the end of me
What did lex just do in so confused
MAC DID THE SALUTE IMMA CRY YALL
And we’re back with Tom
Oh fuck lex is gonna shoot tom
Hold up Tom names his son Tim
Wiggly is playing mind tricks now yikes
Lex: KIDS DONT WANT THAT PEICE OF SHIT!!!
Tom: wat
Lex: THEYRE ALL INTO FORTNITE DUDE!!!!!
So the doll can only fuck with adults not kids???
Jesus Christ this is depressing
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U wot lex
Lex: YOURE LIKE 40!!!!! YOU PROBABLY THINK YOURE LIFE IS OVER!!!!
Holy fuck this shit is deep
Wait lex still doesn’t know about Ethan oh my god
And Dylan gets another hero song holy fuck just give Robert a song already everyone else has one
At the same time though this is S a d
I’m not crying you’re crying
YES DUMBLEDORE U HIT THAT HIGH NOTE
Tom: in fact you’re real fuckin ugly
Me: yeah no shit
Lex: FUCK YEAH!!!! Should i move these boxes first?
*cue very clever scene change*
Yeah Gerald no one wants to talk to u
Oh my god Linda leave Hannah and ethans hat alone my heart is breaking for Hannah
Linda: is this some kind of a jooooke?????
They’re gonna set one of their dolls on fire ok ok ok this is fine
More villain songs ookay
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If someone could tell me what the fuck is going on in this scene I’d be very impressed
Evil yoga
YES LAUREN U QUEEN
HOLY FUCK IS THAT CHARLOTTE??????
OH MY GOD ITS JAIME IN THE CHARLOTTE COSTUME IT IS CHARLOTTE HOLY SHIT
ITS CHARLOTTE AND THE HOMELESS DUDE HOLY SHIT
The choreo is...... interesting
Cue Robert not-Corey and Lauren being the only good dancers and getting special choreo
FUCK YEAH BECKY WITH THE GUN
LINDA NO
Ookay so everyone’s on fire this is fine
Emma and Paul ex machina
SOMEBODY NUKED MOSCOW!
paul is family third wheeling
YOU KNOW, SHE HAS THIS KOOKY RECLUSIVE BIOLOGY PROFESSOR
*audience fucking looses their shit*
WHO LIVES ON THE EDGE OF TOWN
Paul is having an existential crisi because he sHOULD HAVE WORN A WATCH
Someone’s gonna fall of that staircase by the end of this performance
HOLY FUCK ITS THE HOT CHOCOLATE KID
IT IS THE HOT CHOCOLATE KID OH NY GODDDDD
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LOOK AT HIM
It’s the what if tomorrow comes bit!!!!!!!
Okay again this choreo is interesting but the vocals are all S t u n n i n g
They’re literally counting down until the end of the show imma loose my shit that’s the least subtle they’ve been during the entire show
Hang on hang on hang on hang on haaaaang on right there
Did lex just never find out that her boyfriend died we were deprived of a heart wrenching moment when she found out about Ethan
Like jeez I cried and I barely knew him she was dating the guy and just... didn’t ask about him????
ITS THE HOOK AGAIN
That’s it!!!!! Those were my thoughts the first time I watched this through!!!!!!!
Scream at me in the notes with any questions and I’ll try answer them :)
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killerquccns · 7 years ago
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Losers Club ll Scooby Gang Pt. 1
[ Bev cries, Eddie wheezes, and Bill hatches a plan. ]
Beverly Buttkicker-Today at 2:09 PM
Beverly had been crying for at least an hour, shoving things into a suitcase and trying to find the nerve to tell them. To look every single one of her friends in he eye and tell them that she no longer could see them. That she didn't love them anymore. Beverly sent several frantic texts to Derek asking him if she could stay with him. She didn't know for how long. Forever? A week? Until this stupid director fucker died? Beverly rolled her suitcase out into her living room and let out another broken sob, the front door to her apartment Opening as her friends and roommate arrived(edited)
Big Bill-Today at 2:13 PM
Billy came as soon as he got the texts from Bev she didn't sound anything like herself. So when he got there she was packing her bags which only freaked him out more. "What happened?"  He asked moving closer to her. "Where are you going?"
Richie Rich-Today at 2:14 PM
Richie groaned as he tried to get himself up out of bed, a daily struggle when you didn’t have your hands to push yourself up. He tucked his arms into his chest and rolled to the edge, using his good leg to push himself up into a standing position. “Noice,” he said, when he managed to get up without hurting himself. He hobbled out of his room and out to the living room. “What’s up?” He asked then frowned in confusion at the sight. “Bev?” He asked. “What’s going on?” He asked, limping over to the girl who was in tears. “What the fuck happened?” He demanded, already getting angry at whoever made her cry.
Eddie Clussghetti-Today at 2:19 PM
Eddie (who was shocked at the fact that one could just leave class) took a deep breath after putting his phone back into his fannypack and meekly scurried out of his lecture. Bev didn't send 911s out often, so the worst came to mind as he stepped on the gas pedal of his mom car to get to her and Richie's apartment. Was it The Director? Derek? Her showcase? Whatever it was he knew he needed to get to his friends. Bursting into their apartment, Eddie stood shocked in Beverly's doorway as his eyes fixated on the suitcase. "Bevvy?... what's the matter?"
Beverly Buttkicker-Today at 2:23 PM
Beverly kept her eyes to the ground, breath uneven as sobs continued to move through her. She was supposed to be the strong one. Beverly was the strong one. "I'm leaving. I can't be here anymore." She clenched her fists tightly, nails digging into her skin. She was working up the nerve to say it. To break them, all of them.
Eddie Clussghetti-Today at 2:34 PM
Throwing his bag to the floor, Eddie rushed to console his friend, "Hey, Bevvy, breathe! What the hell are you talking about?? Were you freaked out by The Director coming back?? Is that why you're leaving?"
Richie Rich-Today at 2:39 PM
“Where the fuck are you going to go, Bev? What the hell do you mean you’re leaving?” He asked, shaking his head at her and looking at her with brows raised. “Was it that asshole, Gingerdick?”he demanded, wanting to know what had happened and who was messing with her. “Wait, is it that fucking psychotic wannabe indie filmmaker? Is he fucking with you?” He asked, knowing first formerhand (since he didn’t have hands anymore). “What is happening, Bev. You have to fucking tell us.”
Beverly Buttkicker-Today at 2:51 PM
Beverly jerked back away from them. "No, I can't be here with you!" She spat, she looked into the worried eyes of her friends. The director could find out if she told them her real reason for doing this. She couldn't risk them hating her for sending him and herself to jail when they could all be free. "I can't keep fucking reliving our childhood every fucking day! Don't you guys have other friends? Can't I have some fucking space?" She dug her nails farther into her palms. "I hate this. I hate you. All of you!"
Richie Rich-Today at 4:02 PM
“Bullshit, Beverly!” Richie snapped back at her angrily and shook his head as he looked at the girl. “Someone is fucking with you. I think I know you better than that,” he pointed out to her and stepped towards her as she backed away from them. “I’ve tried handling this shit myself, it doesn’t fucking work out.”
Eddie Clussghetti-Today at 4:09 PM
Eddie put a hand on Richie's shoulders to calm him, "Che, dont yell at her. It's not going to make things any better." He squeezed the other's shoulders before turning back to Bev, frowning. Eddie had constantly played this scenario in his head with every one of the Losers, but never thought it'd come true. "Bev, are you serious?" he asked softly, trying not to let his voice crack with sadness.
Richie Rich-Today at 4:15 PM
Richie relaxed a little when Eddie put his hands on his shoulders and made him back off of the girl. He took a breath and let it out slowly. “Neither will pulling bullshit like this,” he said, waving in Bev’s direction. He nodded lightly at Eddie’s words and looked to her. “Yeah, you serious? That fucking years of friendship is just bullshit? Because I think you saying it is, is what the real bullshit is. What does that asshole have on you? Who are they threatening now?”
Beverly Buttkicker-Today at 4:20 PM
Bev ran her hands through her hair, ripping some of the strands out as she huffed. Hearing Eddie's voice, these guys were her family. They knew every secret  she had except one. Except the one secret only her and Richie had. "They have footage!" She broke, collapsing onto her couch. Beverly buried her head in her hands.
Eddie Clussghetti-Today at 4:22 PM
Eddie couldnt help but blink in confusion, turning to his group of friends to see if they looked as if they knew more than him. When everyone but Richie seemed to look as clueless, Eddie looked back to the girl on the couch, "What footage?"
Beverly Buttkicker-Today at 4:30 PM
Bev looked up at Richie. Could she tell them? "I can't tell you. You could all get killed. I'm not risking it. I have to leave." She didn't want to think about the  night that Alvin Sutton snapped and Beverly finally fought back.
Richie Rich-Today at 4:43 PM
Richie tensed at that before shaking his head at her words. “That’s impossible,” he replied, looking at her with a frown of worry and frustration. “It’s just not possible,” he repeated as if denying it would make the situation less upsetting. “Bev, they’re bluffing. How could they fucking possibly have footage?” He asked.
Beverly Buttkicker-Today at 4:57 PM
Bev shook her head. She held her phone towards him. She was sent the footage, unsure herself if it were possible. Beverly was reliving her father- Alvins hands on her body. The way she struggled to breath and frantically reached for the vase that had clattered to the floor when he knocked her into the end table. "It's there. They know. I have to do what they say, I'm already breaking their rules. This is going to end badly everywhere."
Big Bill-Today at 5:02 PM
Bill looked over at the phone shocked from what he had seen, he had no idea her and Richie had done this. He was more then happy when Bev's dad dissapeared it was no secert that he was hurtting her. they could have said that it was self defense at the time but now it was too late. This looked bad really bad. The boy licked his lips before speaking. "It's not going to get out unless....." He trailed off. "I have something to tell you guys too."
Richie Rich-Today at 5:03 PM
Richie looked at the girl’s phone and saw the video that had been sent to her. It couldn’t have been possible, how was it possible? He shook his head and took a deep breath as he tried to think about how they could fix this, how they could get this covered up again. He looked to Bill when he spoke up. “What? More bodies in our closets?” He asked with a humorless laugh.
Eddie Clussghetti-Today at 5:06 PM
Wide eyed, Eddie watched the phone and was as shocked as the others around him. "You guys KILLED your dad????" he said, not knowing else what to say to his boyfriend and female best friend, "What the fuck guys?!" Eddie looked to Bill throwing his arms up, "Oh great, did you kill someone too?? Anyone else gunna admit to any felonies while we're all here???"
Beverly Buttkicker-Today at 5:08 PM
Beverly wanted to scream in frustration. "He deserved it!" Beverly shouted. "He tried to..." She couldn't say the words  couldn't utter them. "You don't know!"
Richie Rich-Today at 5:11 PM
“Technically, I only helped cover it up,” Richie replied with a small smile on his lips as he looked at Eddie as the boy predictably started freaking out. “It’s not like he didn’t fucking deserve it, you knew how he was, Eds. He made my dad look like a saint,” he responded. “Well...” he said, trailing off when Eddie mentioned more felonies then laughed and shook his head. He knew laughing wasn’t the appropriate reAction but it was all he could do in the moment.
Big Bill-Today at 5:12 PM
Seeing Bev like those broke his heart and he wanted more then anything to fix it. "I went to go see Aurora in jail." He confessed looking around at his friends. "I went over there to yell at her I thought it would make me feel better or something. But she told me that night she had been drugged that  night and that more then one person had knocked her out and changed her into the director costume. She said that they haven't published the secerty tapes from that night but that the people who did it were on that tape. If we get the tapes we could see whos behind all of this and stop what's going on."
Eddie Clussghetti-Today at 5:16 PM
"Ya still just cant go around KILLING PEOPLE!" Eddie protested, fumbling with his fannypack zipper. His shaky hands grabbed for his inhaler, pumping the medicine into his mouth, "You went to see AURORA?!?!" He wheezed out the name, clutching his chest as he prepared to have a possible anxiety attack, "Yeah because a MURDERER is gunna tell you the truth, Bill!! What if this is a trap?! Are you seriously going to trust someone who hurt Georgie???"
Beverly Buttkicker-Today at 5:16 PM
"What?" Bev looked up at Bill. Was he suggesting that they fucking scooby gang this? This was insane. She should have just left. Not even told anyone. It would have been easier. Beverly stood up and  wiped her eyes, frustrated tears welling up in them. "You all could get hurt. I can't see you all get hurt," she felt sorry for Eddie. This was all her fault.
Mikey Spikey-Today at 5:20 PM
Mike hadn't seen any of his friends' texts once he got to class. He made a point to put his phone on silent and leave it in his backpack when he knew he had to be paying attention - but this was one of the times that he regretted it. As soon as he got out of class he rushed to Bev and Richie's place, knocking on the door before letting himself in anyway. "Hey, what's going on? Is everyone okay?" He called, heading towards the living room where he heard the voices.
Big Bill-Today at 5:20 PM
"No obviously I don't fucking trust her! But the tapes are real and they do have evidence to whose behind all of this. If we can at least get those we would have some leverage against these monsters. Don't bring Georgie into this!" He yelled back at Eddie, BIll wished that he could see the big picture in all of this.  "No one is going to get hurt it's going to be fine." He reassured Bev.(edited)
Beverly Buttkicker-Today at 5:21 PM
"I fucking murdered someone, the director knows and they want me to leave you all under threat of sending Richie to fucking prison. No No one is going to be fine Bill!" She smacked her hands on his chest  "I should have fucking left!"
Richie Rich-Today at 5:21 PM
“We’re not going around killing people. Eddie, you need to breathe,” he told the other, now worrying about the other as he started to wheeze and take puffs from his inhaler. He put his arm around the other and tried to rub over his back as best as he could, not sure if the touch was still welcome after what just came out. He looked over at Bill when he started talking. He listened and watched for a moment before cracking up at the boy’s words. “Are you fucking serious?” He asked the other, still chuckling lightly as he spoke to the other. “You’re going to believe that bitch? Babe, she’s trying to pull another one on you,” he told him. “I know she was a good fuck, but you’re not seriously going to believe she didn’t have any part in this,” he said. “She stabbed that kid that night she got caught! Other director or not, she’s still one of them,” he told him. “But getting those tapes could be good... pull one over on them.”
Mikey Spikey-Today at 5:22 PM
Mike's eyes widened when he walked into the living room and heard everyone yelling and he froze in the doorway, trying to absorb as much information as he could and put the pieces together to figure out what actually happened.
Richie Rich-Today at 5:23 PM
“No one is going to jail, Bev,” Richie assured her, lookin over at mike when the other joined. “Welcome to the panic club, asshole,” he said instead of a greeting.
Beverly Buttkicker-Today at 5:24 PM
"I'm a Murderer. " Beverly stated. "I'm going to jail." She didn't feel like this was going to get better. There was no way it could get better.(edited)
Mikey Spikey-Today at 5:26 PM
"Who did you kill?" Mike asked quietly, honestly just trying to catch up. "When was this?" For all he knew, she could have killed someone when he was in class and that was what they were all freaking out about.
Eddie Clussghetti-Today at 5:27 PM
"Im bringing Georgie into this because Im tired of all my fucking friends getting hurt!!" he yelled, pointing over to Richie as he argued with Bill, "Richie almost fucking died because of that girl! Georgie cant walk! Stan's brother got fucking shanked and now Bev and Richie might go to jail! I cant take this shit!" Eddie lost breath once more, puffing another stream of his inhaler into his mouth. "I want it to be over, but I think we all need to agree here that fucking with The Director is going to put us on the shit list even more!" he raised his voice, trying to let Richie's touch calm him. Bill had good points, but he was terrified."ITS SUMMER WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING FUN"
Big Bill-Today at 5:29 PM
Bill tried to hold on to Bev's hands when she started hitting his chest. "You're not going to jail. We could just make it look like you left, make the director think they you're playing along too all of their bullshit." He said. "I don't know, Richie. I don't know who's lying and who's telling the truth but we need to get those taps. I'm not saying I believe her, Eddie! You think that I don't care all of those people got hurt? I think I feel okay about the fact that /my sister/ can't walk and I can't do anything about it.  I'm supposed to look after her. I'm the one she looks up to and this happened all while I was here. It fucking breaks my heart but trying to do as much as I can now. If we don't fight this we're all good as dead anyway. I'm not letting them take power over my life anymore."
Eddie Clussghetti-Today at 5:30 PM
(he didn't actually say that im just memeing)
Big Bill-Today at 5:30 PM
"IF SOMEONE SAYS IT'S SUMMER ONE MORE FUCKING TIME!!!"(me too sis haha)
Richie Rich-Today at 5:31 PM
“Your mom’s vagina, Mike. She killed her dad, get with the program,” he snapped at the other and continued to rub Eddie’s back gently as the other continued to panic. “Not if we get stuff on them, Eds,” he told the other and shook his head lightly. “Okay, everyone SHUT THE FUCK UP! And let’s start on Big Bills plan. It needs some fine tuning.”
Eddie Clussghetti-Today at 5:37 PM
Eddie, after a number of panicked breaths he took to try and calm himself, stared at each of his friends. He knew two things. 1) They were definitely going to come out of this fucked and 2) He had to be there for his friends. He owed Bill his support. ".... I fucking cant believe we're doing this." he huffed, running his fingers through his hair. "I'm in-- but only because I'm not lettin you guys put targets on your backs alone... So.... what's the plan, fearless leader?"(edited)
Richie Rich-Today at 5:39 PM
“We’ve done worse,” he said with a shrug and laugh, that much was evident from what Bev just showed everyone. “We’re all in. Now we gotta figure out how to get those security tapes. The cops don’t have them?” He asked, though he wasn’t sure why he even asked. One of the cops had shot the victim the night that Aurora got captured.
Beverly Buttkicker-Today at 5:40 PM
Beverly was exhausted just utterly exhausted. "We'd have to get through Aurora." She sniffled. Beverly wasn't entirely sure this would work. Where was she going to stay. "Auroras the key but we gotta make sure she's not still funneling information to them."
Big Bill-Today at 5:51 PM
"The cops don't have taps yet because the gala won't give it to them since they need a warrent. So my best guess is that it's still on the computer system there. We just have to turn off the camers which I'm sure Stan can do before we get inside so that way the director doesn't put more blam on us. Making us look guilty. Then me and Bev sneak inside find where they keep the  security tapes look through them get what we need and get out." He said with a nod he hadn't really thought of a plan up until then but he felt sure about this plan. They were counting on him and he wasn't about to let everyone down. "I'm sure if you had questions one of us could go visit her."
Eddie Clussghetti-Today at 5:51 PM
"camers"
Richie Rich-Today at 5:51 PM
"LEAVE BILL ALONE!"
Beverly Buttkicker-Today at 5:53 PM
"I can't be seen with any of you guys. I can't go on this mission" she crossed her arms over her chest. "I also can't stay here, I am gonna stay with Derek, that way Mike can keep me up to date. I can't get caught."
Eddie Clussghetti-Today at 5:53 PM
The room fell silent as they listened to his plan. Eddie slowly raised his hand up to ask a question, "What if it's a trap?"
Mikey Spikey-Today at 5:54 PM
"But how do we get inside to let Stan get to the computers in the first place?" Mike asked, glad to finally realize what was going on. "Obviously we have to distract the employees somehow, and figure out where they keep their security footage beforehand." He looked over at Bev, thinking. "So you're going to tell Derek all of this is happening?" He wasn't questioning the idea per say, just making sure.
Beverly Buttkicker-Today at 5:55 PM
"No, I can't, it's gonna put him at risk. He was going to let me stay with him anyway." She chewed her lip. "He thinks Richie and I had a fight."
Big Bill-Today at 5:57 PM
"Fine then Richie would come with me." His stomach turned when she brought up Derek but there were bigger things going on. "How about we pretend to be a part of one of the parties? Learn the layout of the land and RIchie could flirt with a security guard and get the keys? So that way we already know when everything is and they won't ask us why we're there." Bill suggested.
Richie Rich-Today at 5:59 PM
“We’ll cross that bridge when we get there,” he said to Eds and nodded along with Bill’s plans. He looked to Mike when the other spoke. “All business have pretty much the same layout. There’s always a security room where it’s all kept,” he pointed out and continued to gently rub at Eds back awkwardly with his arm since his hand was still out of commission, a fact that taunted him every moment of every day. “Distractions shouldn’t be that bad. We were there a couple days ago, we can do what Bill said or make up an excuse,” he said and nodded when Bill said he’d go with him.
Mikey Spikey-Today at 6:00 PM
Mike sighed a little bit at what Richie said about the security room. "All I'm saying is we should figure out where the security room is first, before we try and break into it. We don't want to be wandering aimlessly looking for a room labeled Security when they may not even have a sign on the door."
Eddie Clussghetti-Today at 6:02 PM
"Richie looks like the mummy right now with all his casts. Im going with you guys." he insisted, rolling his sleeves up, "I can fake a seizure or something if we need a distraction..... as fucked as that is. Let me call the gala hall and pretend to be one of the attendants. Ill say i forgot what time they party is, theyll give us the time, stan can do his computer magic, and the rest of us will take care of business." Eddie looked to Bev, "Bev, your job is to stay out of trouble. Maybe you could help Stan? See if he'll need help..."
Richie Rich-Today at 6:03 PM
“Like I said, they have pretty much the same layout,” he repeated. “We could try finding the plans of the place or even just a fucking tour of the place online has maps and shit most of the time for safety purposes,” he said with a shrug. “Faking a seizure, that definitely works.”
Beverly Buttkicker-Today at 6:05 PM
"Wait, my showcase!" Bev didn't realize why she didn't think of it before. She reached for her phone. "The end of the month,  my Showcase is being held at the gala hall. It's a faculty and student showcase!"
Eddie Clussghetti-Today at 6:12 PM
Eddie looked down at his phone to look at the text from Georgie. His neck snapped back up, panic on his face, "Fuck guys, we cant tell Georgie about this. She might want to help and we cant just put her in danger like this."
Richie Rich-Today at 6:14 PM
"The showcase, perfect! That way we actually can walk around and look for more than just the security room," he replied and nodded. "Plus the staff would be busy with the showcase to think about a couple kids sneaking away to hook up again," he pointed out and nodded. He nodded along with Eddie and frowned. "No one tells Georgie, but she stays with Stan when we do all this. No one is going to be alone. Fucking buddy system."
Raphy Waphy-Today at 6:33 PM
Driving as quickly, but safely, as he could, Raph tried to get to Bev and Richies place. Parking, he locked up his car and moved to head into their apartment. "Uh hey guys. Whats going on?"
Beverly Buttkicker-Today at 6:36 PM
"The director told me, I needed to essentially break up with all of you and hurt you or else he was going to show the footage of Richie and I making my dad's death look like an accident because I killed him." She said and sighed. She reached for Bills hand, "We have a plan though."
Raphy Waphy-Today at 6:39 PM
"Wait... you guys killed him?" Raph asked softly trying to process everything that had happened before shaking his head. "But the director was caught. Or at least... okay, whats the plan then?"
Richie Rich-Today at 6:58 PM
"Technically, I just aided and abetted," he replied with a little shrug of his shoulders. "They caught one of them, but not all of them. There is noway anyone else could have gotten that footage."
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