#FOR YOU THE WORLD PHIL

[itsnotmystic]

ough sorry. am feeling sick about emerald duo right now. please give me 3-5 business to return to normal amounts of obsession.

[phannie-by-night]

To be honest How to Befriend Your Favourite Internet Stars only gets funnier with time because on one hand he's joking but also Dan Howell is the closest we will ever come to a real life y/n

[ahappydnp]

dan being so openly joyous without using sarcasm or irony as a shield anymore because he's not afraid of his own happiness ;____;

[amid-fandoms]

happiness 2018 | 2024

[royalarchivist]

Phil: I can fetch you cheese, hold on, lemme just say this before I go– and it definitely will not annoy you at all– what if you guys went on a date together flying through the sky?

Pac: Wow, that would be magical! Do you think I can manage to do something to make Fit fly as well?

Tubbo: Every second I lose the will to live a little bit more.

[Phil and Pac laugh]

Tubbo: I wish Sunny never brought me back into this world. Hell was better than this.

Pac: [Ignoring Tubbo] Me… Fit… the clouds… the stars…

[phanstanband]

Opened twitter for the first time in like six months and this almost made me weep

(Here is the original post, no one posted it here from what I can tell and I needed all y’all to see this)

[blossoms-phan]

a random collection of dan photos

[themostfuniveverhad]

heart eyes howell returns <3

[overfanaticelise]

*CAR CRASH* AHHHHHH *SCREEEECH* WHAT THE FUCKKKK *SCREAMINGGGGG* *CRASH* *BOOM* THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON

[evermorepeyton]

do any of you do this when you’re simply subscribed to a youtuber? <3

[simplydnp]

we usually get some kind of something from dnp over the holidays so the fact that we haven't means every single theory we have is right and occuring all at the same time. they got married. dan accidently bleached his hair and now he's blond and curl-less. they adopted a cat. they haven't seen each other in a week and a half and the universe ripped in half. they've gone into a post-gamingmas coma. they vlogged iom and lost the footage. they drank so much on new years they forgot to kiss and have been passed out since. the builders moved into their home when they were away for the holidays and they're too socially awkward to say anything. they're getting engaged and dan lost the ring. they've decided to do gamingmas 2 in february and are prepping those videos (wait til you see what they post on the 14th!). phil broke their computer by spilling coffee on it and he knocked it over with his ass. the reindeer decoration is enacting his revenge. they got invited to a red carpet and are playing possum so they have a reason not to go. phivorce part 3 (the sequel to phivorce 2: happily phoreverafter). they've gone to japan to film the devan japan honeymoon.

[ylissebian]

PHIL DAY PHIL DAY PHIL DAY

@amazingphil thanks for shaping my personality for the last decade may u have the loveliest birthday ^_^

[ahappydnp]

okay this literally made me sob. they're so fucking good. they have made a genuine tangible impact on so many peoples lives. like fuck. 5% of the population said their names without prompting. that is. overwhelming. hope they see everyone tagging them

(full article)

[pinofdnp]

me and you !!

[royalarchivist]

Phil: I don't need a gift, Etoiles, your presence, your- your- your comedy, your-

Etoiles: Philllll, shut the fck up! What do you want my broooo?! What do you want, my petit frerou [little bro], tell me, I have everything you need! Do you need fruits? I have fruits! Do you need Netherite? I have Netherite! Do you need Dark Metal? I have Dark Metal! What do you want?

Phil: [Laughing] No, it's fine, I don't need anything, it's all good. You are- you are the gift. You are the gift, Etoiles.

Etoiles: Phil, Phil I have something for you. [Trying not to laugh]

Phil: Yeah?

Etoiles: [Hands him a gun]

[philyuri]

i think i only said this in tags but i genuinely think i cooked when i said that the hard launch DID happen — fifteen years ago, when neither of them knew just how many eyes would end up on them. people knew back then! a big reason why the phandom was so sure of their relationship is their tweets and formsprings and askfm questions! they were the most annoying couple you know in 2009!

when you compare this current era to 2009/2010 it starts to feel less like brand new territory and more like a return to an old way of interacting with the world at large. this is pure speculation on my part but i do think that, for d&p, a lot of the past year has been about accepting and loving not only the past 15 years and the audience/creator dynamic that developped for better and for worse, but also accepting that there is a REASON people knew about them, and that reason is that they told us. I keep going back to it but: did you miss the memo? we know you know. did you miss the memo?

the more i think about it the more "they act like they did hard launch without having actually done it" feels both more and less accurate. they ARE acting like they hard launched. because they're more than aware that, for all intents and purposes, they did. over a decade ago. it was the most fun they ever had!