#FEED ME A STRAY CAT

[sailorsmouth]

Alastor's shadow is an ATM

When watching American Psycho I couldn't help but notice some similarities

[doctor-axe]

Thinking about the time…

Thinking about the time when Patrick Bateman tried feeding a stray cat to an ATM machine ❤️

[oblivionlotus]

Random image before bed: Leto crouching on the back roof of their home where an array of basins are left out to collect rain water, a ciggie balancing between their lips as they carefully pick out bits of sodden leaves, tossing them to one side. They pause every so-so to take their ciggie out of their mouth, exhaling smoke, before returning it to perch back on their lips. Their hair is atad greasy - they and their clothes need a wash, hence why they're here. They turn to us, like this is a documentary or summink (cuz I say so), and shake their head in a grave manner. "Gonna be fucked when the temperature dropsh proper."

But you can just melt the snow and ice if you leave the basins near the heater, I remind them.

They pull a face at me, yanking their cig from their lips, one eye blinking and watering from the smoke. "Do I look like someone that can be bothered? Think the generator can handle that, do you?"

Lazy, I scold.

"I'd rather freeze my bollocksh off in ice water than go through all that palava."

Which they will.

[martyryo]

Happy late women's day 😼

[the-adventures-of-dave]

All that being said, if a cat has no chip or collar.....

[screebyy]

babygirl (affectionate) vs babygirl (derogatory)

[akkivee]

cute bad ass

[cessmaga]

kenshi's a cat person, and johnny's a dog person

[im-smart-i-swear]

fuck this shit, vld warrior cats au in 2024. this thing has LORE btw. if you even care

[mybodyfails]

[the-tortured-apollo-department]

To me Fubuki is totally the kind of guy who would live in a van like Mr. Universe

His van would be Yukimura's refuge, and would also serve to take him to training : )

ALSO > Mr. Universe 🤝 Fubuki = deadly amount of rizz

[marscia]

there’s this stray cat in our building that follows me around every time i go down to get something and whenever i pick up my food he never fails to follow behind thinking i got something for him 🥹😭 and i feel so bad because each time he just sits by the door disappointed that i got nothing for him aaahhhh i can’t take this anymore 😭 i think i’ll volunteer to be his feeder :’)

[mechawolfie]

spongebob shoe squeaking sound effect

[bisan-is-trying]

Saw a cat sleeping in the sun on my way to work today, its face looked like this ^-^ and it looked super cozy. My day is off to a great start (hopefully)

[marc--chilton]

just remembered i lowkey kind of named a cat after a warrior cat once. or i named her and made the connection later. her name was squirrel (i called her squirrely girl even tho she was not squirrely she was very nice in fact) and i named her so for several reasons

her tail kinked up so far the tip of her tail touched her shoulders regularly

she had so many toes it almost looked like she had hands

utterly miniscule

kind of red

all together meaning when she sat to eat she was the spitting silhouette of a squirrel

[chryblossomjjk]

i thought the cat distribution system finally found me ):