#so i pull over and theyre flipping the fuck out about how i /stole birdie/
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i thought the cat distribution system finally found me ):
#so there’s a bunch of stray cats around my job#i work in a group home so there’s like a neighborhood and then woods and highway on the other side#and a little calico follows me to my car#rubbing against me leg n what not#no collar#so i was like erm#oh ok yeah#ur mine now#joking lol#so before i make the decision to take her home i start investigating#so i put her in my car and i start going door to door to ask if she belongs to anyone#(outdoor cats destory the ecosystem btw n are invasive so like also keep that in mind)#(n we have a huge stray cat problem already)#so i get to this one neighbor and he’s like oh that cat is stray#she’s outside all the time and my wife and i feed her#so im like all giddy#start driving home with miss thing#and she looking out the window#all of a sudden this old woman and her daughter start beeping and screaming at me#that that cat is their neighbors cat#so i pull over and theyre flipping the fuck out about how i /stole birdie/#like EXCUSE ME#TELL YOUR NEIGHBOR TO BE A BETTER FUCKING OWNER#anyway the took the kitty n brought her back to her home rip
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