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#FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!
foxstens · 11 days
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matt dropping everything to get gorilla off of kevin
dan checking on kevin when gorilla tried to hurt his hand
the upperclassmen keeping an eye on kevin during the fall and winter banquets
kevin spending the winter break with nicky, aaron, and matt
nicky hiding behind kevin, nicky and kevin squabbling over food
kevin and aaron clacking sticks and renee hugging kevin after the catamounts match
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chicagoeggwhisperer · 5 months
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If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.
Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.
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nelsonakis · 5 months
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girldraki · 1 month
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pirateprincessjess · 3 months
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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.
I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.
One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.
The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?
The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”
I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.
It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.
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queerstudiesnatural · 9 months
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some of my favourite sign fails <3
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bookslutskye · 6 months
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so i recently got top surgery and this was on my discharge papers after a mild complication
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xxtc-96xx · 26 days
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hooray for blue charmander!
somehow I've done another Chartodile family moment
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whywoulditho · 2 months
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for some reason middle aged comic fans coming on the internet to defend their decision as to why they thought a twelve year old should have died or lived is so funny 😭😭😭
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generaljenobi · 4 months
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It's me. I'm the distant aunt.
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ominous-ellipses · 6 months
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FOUND family??? you think i just found them like this??? babes this is FORGED family. Me & the bros were scrap metal in a junkyard (very valuable, very sharp, very dangerous, uncared for) and we GOT IN THE FUCKING FIRE TOGETHER. WE did this. we said I AM NOT LEAVING YOU and melted into each other for better or for worse (it’s for better) and we are A FUNCTIONAL UNIT now. DO NOT SEPARATE. BATTERIES FUCKING INCLUDED. FOUND family my ass, we built this non-nuclear family unit from the ground up, don’t devalue this!!! it was is and will be a labour of love!!!
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fleabagoflowers · 4 months
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excitedly waiting for this
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c-tepx · 2 months
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NEVERMIND THE MEETING HAPPENED
found the screenshot from the adventure bible and I'm obsessed
i knew girls are gonna dress up!! look at flertom! she's ready to charm that dwarf bachelor
mayjack seem to be wearing her "prettier" shirt and just regular boots. just like her dad. cute
puckpatti even brought some flowers!
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girldraki · 2 months
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this is insane
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sillyguy-supreme · 1 month
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white americans when you tell them that the idea of climate change as an impending disaster is a reductive first world perspective because it’s a tangible reality for many in the global south already:
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