#FAIL

[ishouldmakethissometime]

The true abomination is baking this directly on the oven rack.

bringing yet another culinary horror from the russian internet here

3_rublya, well, i wanted to bake a duck for New Year. Just before the New Year’s Eve it suddenly turned out that there are no whole ducks in the store, just the parts. I made the strategic decision to buy a bunch of duck parts and cook them. At home, I got upset that I won’t have a whole duck, and I tried to restore the duck from breasts and legs by sewing them together. At this point it turned out that each tray I bought had not two but three legs, so overall there were six, five of which were left ones. While I was sewing the duck together, I stained it with the food dye my sister spilled while making pryaniks (the pryaniks were good, by the way), and the duck started looking like it has gone moldy or expired. I couldn’t stand for this injustice and entirely covered it with dye to hide the stains. And then I also shoved some celery and oranges up its ass, just because I could.

Written by zapivaet i zaedaet, today at 15.28

[kropotkindersurprise]

July 30, 2024 - A drunken racist scumbag gets bricked in the head and the balls during a fascist riot in Southport, UK. [video]

[killieweegie]

Happy Caturday 🐈

[blumineck]

Go watch me learn to not fall!

[whatsorryiwasntlistening]

I tried

[mapfail]

BBC not knowing where Romania is.

[izutoast]

she tried and failed!

[4gifs]

Mondays

[feathery-dreamer]

they were already fucking doing it, now they're publicly advocating to normalize it. at a time when AI is still in its infancy and is NOT nearly as reliable as these fuckwits want to believe.

and they have the balls to name it "artisan" to evoke tradition and good ol' manual work?

why did they make it look like it’s from Detroit:become human?

[onlinemgc]

[fatmagic]

[kropotkindersurprise]

An Irish far-right streamer attempts to interview an antifascist. Sound on. [video]