#F**king cute

[the-woman-upstairs]

For anyone who likes romance and spies and yearning and a short king being completely head over heels for a woman that can (and does) kick his ass, Argylle is the movie for you. Feel like the marketing team is leaving money on the table by not appealing to the romance crowd that is crying out for more genuine love stories on film and the one in this movie is actually really sweet and features an attractive couple with actual personalities.

[lieutenantselnia]

F/o list meme because I miss posting about them but don't have all to much energy for other stuff currently, so memes it is😂 I lowkey wanna do more of these alignment chart memes now (both self ship and others), they're just fun :D

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[arwenkenobi48]

🥺🥺🥺

Someone get this poor old man out of the mirror, then give him a hug, a blanket and a chai latte bc he deserves it

[starlightwoofwoof]

👑💜✨ Sign up for King Jellyjam’s Sports Camp today and become Only The Best at any sport that’s here! ✨💜👑

nah I’m just kidding this definitely isn’t a real camp (you wouldn’t want it to be real, promise me)

Anyway, I thought this was a cool idea so I did it 😀 (cause 1. I just really wanted to draw cartoon/mascot! King JJ, and 2. I was kinda inspired by hearing there was a Camp Jellyjam sign up poster cameo in the most recent Goosebumps series- I haven’t seen the cameo personally or even the series for that matter, so idk if it’s even accurate at all, but still-)

also sorry for all the THACJJ stuff idk I just love this specific book so, so, so, so, S O much-

okayI’llshutupbyeeeeeee

[zok0k0]

I love pink masked Makoto sm,, he's so snazzy 🩷

[rexscanonwife]

Good morning everypony...I don't think I can try to deny it anymore. Utonium is my wife now 💖🫶💖🫶💖

[shot-by-cupid]

Anyway I’m going to bed soon and I’ve talked about this in like. Two different servers but I NEEEEEEED to post this clip I NEEED to talk about it again

He says ‘I’m tall!!!!’ In a way that only a man who is 5’1 could. This is the most excited he’s been about anything in his entire life. His bite sized ass really needed this and you can tell. He is so excited about this and I love it I’m so happy for him.

[bob-com69]

Honkai Star Rail Penacony spoilers

Your fucking mean Hoyo, why you kill the best two bitches off before we even go to the hood bits!?

Like bro I'm crying right now

This ain't fucking fair 😭😭😭

[tiny-stale-cupcake]

old screenshots but

ugh. UGH.

this man does things to me, body and soul

[loveisunison]

I took Leo on a picnic next to the river today ~ feat Yuzuru !! He enjoyed a little pancake and drawing together with me ♪

[sorazl]

New father!

[theancientwise]

My honest and humble opinions(i don't mean to offend anyone) about the teaser trailer of "Vikings Valhalla Season 3"

Emma and Canute are the most brilliant and interesting as always. They steal every scene they are in, whether they are together or not.

Freydis is "Lagertha 2.0" more and more... and i don't mean it in a good way.

Well, Leif seems like becoming more interesting than he was in season 2. I hope they will do this character some justice.

Harald and Helena = Bjorn and Elsewith... Am i having a dejà-vu?

And the most important thing: No Harold Godwison, No Battle of Stamford Bridge, but above all, No Battle of Hastings and No William the Goddammit Conqueror.

I think this gif embodies perfectly my idea and feelings about it:

[lieutenantselnia]

Imagine crawling under the Horned King's robe to cuddle with him ... It doesn't necessarily have to be a sexual situation (though it could possibly lead to that if you're both up to it - I mean does he even wear anything else underneath there?👀), but could also simply be a tender moment of both physical and emotional closeness.

Author's note: This was originally supposed to be an imagine at best or simply just me yelling out my thoughts about the Horned King, but somehow it kind of accidentally turned into a short story. Things you do at 5am I guess. This man probably has to much control over my mind at this point (not that I'm complaining).

The Horned King x Reader - Cuddling under his robe

It's cold this evening, though this is not something particularly unusual. The wind is howling around the walls of the castle, and you're snuggling a little closer to the Horned King as you're resting in your shared bed together. You feel his grip around your waist tighten ever so slightly, when suddenly an idea sparks up in your mind. Maybe there is an even better way to escape the cold than just pressing yourself up against him ...

He tilts his head, but doesn't say anything yet when you wriggle yourself out of his embrace and crawl towards the foot of the bed. You hesitate for a moment, but eventually decide to lift the hem of his robe.

"What are you doing, my dear?"

You can hear mild confusion in his voice, and stop in your motion for a moment, one of your hands pulling up the fabric a little while the other is resting on his calf.

"Just trying to escape the cold ..."

With that, you lean forwards and start crawling under the king's robe. The thick fabric holds off any light, so you let your hands follow the contours of his body as you move upwards, careful not to put your weight onto him in an uncomfortable way. You can feel a smile forming on your face as you finally stick your head through the collar - which luckily is wide enough to fit both of you.

"I thought it might be warmer underneath here, and I have to say that I'm not disappointed. But I also just wanted to be close to you ..."

The Horned King's gaze turns soft - over time you've learned to read his more subtle facial expressions - , and when you lean forwards a little to press a kiss onto his lipless mouth, you can feel him eagerly reciprocate the motion, to the best of his abilities at least. He lets out a content sigh as you rub your nose against his cheek and wraps his arms around you, resting his hands on your back. You allow your body to relax completely as you lay down on top of his own, and although he's not giving off any body warmth, you relish the feeling of being pressed up against his bare skin.

"This is perfect ..."

You mumble as you're nuzzling your face into his neck. Your eyelids are starting to get heavier as he gently rubs your back, and a yawn escapes you.

"Rest now, my dear."

Your king's soothing voice still reaches you as your consciousness starts to drift off into the shadows.

"Rest well. I will not be going anywhere right now ..."

[animationismycomfort]

don’t mind me I’m just casually sobbing over lion king 1 1/2

[redclicky]

I’m tired.

iM so tired of winter king I don’t even know what show hes from but HATE HIM HES OVERRATED AND ANNOYING AND I HATE HIM AND ALL HIS STUPID FANS. I’m just so tired he’s overrated and I’m tired of seeing him. BECAUSE HES UGLY AND UNATTRACTIVE. I DONT CARE IF YOU WANNA RAIL HIM JUST GET MY FEED YOU FREAK

[pinky-in-blankets]

🤎 for Jack Skellington?

F/ovember Asks.

🤎 what was the first thing you remember gifting to s/i?

" Hello There! Let me just say your doing a Marvelous job with this event~

And as for Finding a Gift For My sweet scardy cat? It was rather challenging I must admit. It couldn't be too scary as she frightens easily- Yet I couldn't tear myself away from my spooky traditions.

In the end I found a delightful Little black cat Purse. Her little smile when she got it makes my bones rattle with delight~!

Now she can keep her little coins she collects inside and think of me at the same time! Such a Frightful thought 🧡"