#f/o: 💀

[lieutenantselnia]

Imagine having a slow, sweet make out session with the Horned King ... maybe you're sitting on his throne together, late at night when no one is around anymore, or you're already in the solitude of his private rooms.

You're curled up in his lap, and his bony, but still strong arms are safely wrapped around your back as he pulls you closer. His lack of lips makes things feel a bit ... unique, but that doesn't hold you back from pressing soft kisses on his teeth and all around his mouth.

Your eyes are closed as you wrap your arms around his neck. You feel the fabric of his hood under your fingers - he rarely ever likes to take it off - as you let them wander up his nape and the back of his head. Finally, your hands find the bases of his horns and gently wrap around them, eliciting a small gasp from him. He flinches ever so slightly, but not in a bad way, it's much rather an expression of appreciative surprise. It shows him you don't merely tolerate the monstrous parts of him, instead you embrace them without hesitation and it makes his heart melt. You feel the texture of the old, weathered horn under your fingertips as you use your grip to angle his head closer to you. The king lets out a quiet sigh, giving in to your guidance without resistance.

"Do you even know how beautiful I find you just the way you are?", you mumble to him, planting a row of kisses on his cheek bone.

"You must have an estranged sense of beauty then, my dearest."

His voice is quiet as he speaks, but it doesn't fail to carry the love he's feeling for you. He leans in and presses his forehead against yours as he feels you running one of your hands up his horn. Your fingers follow the curvature, first finding the smaller fork that's growing out on one side, before continuing up to the tip. You lightly touch it with one finger, feeling that it's a little pointy, but not so much that touching it like this would hurt.

"Maybe I do."

You lightly caress his horn as you speak, your heart swelling as you feel him lean in to your touch even more. "But I wouldn't change a thing about it."

[lieutenantselnia]

Technically all of my mains are Disney villains (or at least antagonists at some point), but it actually took even myself a while to realise that because they belong to different "departments" within Disney and none of them is like, one of the classic Disney villains - except for the Horned King maybe, but he's still one of the lesser known ones (🥲).

Anyways here are my terrible men🥰

DISNEY SELF SHIPPERS WHERE YOU AT!!! REBLOG THIS WITH YOUR SILLY DISNEY GOOBERS I WANNA SEE EM

Proship DNI this post is not for you

[reverieships]

imagine holding your f/o… putting their head on your chest… after everything they’ve been through they just feel safe around you and trust you. they feel like putty in your arms. they keep you warm as they’re practically on top of you. whenever you shift they subconsciously just hold you tighter.

imagine them resting their head on your shoulder/arm as you’re doing something and resting. they just love laying on you.

[sweaterrat]

took me a day but i finished it yayayay

[raginggoose06]

Drew the wonderful post created by @pukefactory that made me fell in love with ENA! ♡ ↴

[lieutenantselnia]

I think I actually have a number of f/os that many people would describe with such adjectives, but from my mains, Davy Jones was the first to come to my mind, since my irl friends (who don't know I selfship) actually called him gross and ugly in front of me when I introduced them to PotC😅

I guess for people who aren't into monsters or somewhat monstrous characters, he just doesn't seem attractive and that's valid, but I just absolutely can't relate to it. Whenever I see him I just want to cup his face with my hands and smother him in kisses until he's seeing stars <3 (I don't mind the tentacles either, I like to imagine they feel very soft and he'd use them to caress my face or play with my hair) Also it's basically canon that he's an extremely devoted partner, it would take time until he can open up to someone and let himself experience feelings again (due to his past relationship trauma), but once he does, he would care and love very deeply and do just about everything for his partner.

Another honorable mention is probably the Horned King, he may look terrifying but that's actually part of the reason why I love him. It may not seem like it from the outside, but I think in private with his partner, he too would be gentle and loving <3

hello fictional people likers i'm doing this again. seeing if this gets responses like the last one.

if you have a spooky, creepy, weird, "ugly", "gross", terrifying, or horrific f/o, i'd love to see and read about them, and maybe give my own opinions on them [all positive!]

respectfully, for my sake, no pr.o/co.m shippers please.

[fictowormsoup]

imagine watching movies with your f/o and suddenly it's super late and you'd said earlier you needed to take a bath before going to bed. but now you're sleepy. you just wanna take the cuddles from the couch up to your bed, but your f/o knows you. they know you won't be able to fall asleep if you're feeling icky enough to state you need to take a bath. so your f/o turns off the television and carries you to the bathroom. they help you out of your clothes and get the water the perfect temperature for you. if you'd like, they also join you. nothing sexual, just pure soft intimacy. they'll wash your hair, scrub your back, make sure you wash your face. whatever you need them to do, your f/o will do. because they love you.

[the-bar-sinister]

F/O or OTP date prompt asks

Send an ask with an emoji (and a pairing if you want to request one) to leave a prompt for a ship or self ship!

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👖Shopping for new clothes together

💋 A public display of affection

🤫 Sneaking off for private time

🍹 Getting drinks together

🍺 One is drunk or exhausted, the other notices

⛱️ Beach date

🍴 One takes the other to a fancy restaurant

💃 Going out dancing together

⁉️ One whisking the other away for a surprise

✈️ A visit to a far away place together

🛋️ A cozy night in together

🍳 Waking up together

🌙 Out together in the middle of the night

💸 One buying the other an expensive gift

📢 A loud and exciting date

🥷 A date that involves a secret

➿ A double date with another couple

[landmine-pushing-up-daisies]

f/o with cuteness aggression that would just smush your cheeks so hard!!!!!!!!! that would even pick up and squeeze!!!!!! what would yours do to let out their cuteness aggression?

[tireddovahkiin]

chat... What do we say about this. Yay or nay

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[lieutenantselnia]

Imagine crawling under the Horned King's robe to cuddle with him ... It doesn't necessarily have to be a sexual situation (though it could possibly lead to that if you're both up to it - I mean does he even wear anything else underneath there?👀), but could also simply be a tender moment of both physical and emotional closeness.

Author's note: This was originally supposed to be an imagine at best or simply just me yelling out my thoughts about the Horned King, but somehow it kind of accidentally turned into a short story. Things you do at 5am I guess. This man probably has to much control over my mind at this point (not that I'm complaining).

The Horned King x Reader - Cuddling under his robe

It's cold this evening, though this is not something particularly unusual. The wind is howling around the walls of the castle, and you're snuggling a little closer to the Horned King as you're resting in your shared bed together. You feel his grip around your waist tighten ever so slightly, when suddenly an idea sparks up in your mind. Maybe there is an even better way to escape the cold than just pressing yourself up against him ...

He tilts his head, but doesn't say anything yet when you wriggle yourself out of his embrace and crawl towards the foot of the bed. You hesitate for a moment, but eventually decide to lift the hem of his robe.

"What are you doing, my dear?"

You can hear mild confusion in his voice, and stop in your motion for a moment, one of your hands pulling up the fabric a little while the other is resting on his calf.

"Just trying to escape the cold ..."

With that, you lean forwards and start crawling under the king's robe. The thick fabric holds off any light, so you let your hands follow the contours of his body as you move upwards, careful not to put your weight onto him in an uncomfortable way. You can feel a smile forming on your face as you finally stick your head through the collar - which luckily is wide enough to fit both of you.

"I thought it might be warmer underneath here, and I have to say that I'm not disappointed. But I also just wanted to be close to you ..."

The Horned King's gaze turns soft - over time you've learned to read his more subtle facial expressions - , and when you lean forwards a little to press a kiss onto his lipless mouth, you can feel him eagerly reciprocate the motion, to the best of his abilities at least. He lets out a content sigh as you rub your nose against his cheek and wraps his arms around you, resting his hands on your back. You allow your body to relax completely as you lay down on top of his own, and although he's not giving off any body warmth, you relish the feeling of being pressed up against his bare skin.

"This is perfect ..."

You mumble as you're nuzzling your face into his neck. Your eyelids are starting to get heavier as he gently rubs your back, and a yawn escapes you.

"Rest now, my dear."

Your king's soothing voice still reaches you as your consciousness starts to drift off into the shadows.

"Rest well. I will not be going anywhere right now ..."

[justmaiidraws]

Agnus and Mel are the bestest of friends but might make them yuri.

[selfship-confession-box]

hello fellow fat selfshippers. this is your periodic reminder that your f/o’s love is not “in spite” of your body. your body is one of the many things your f/o loves about you and they hope you’re able to see yourself the way they see you - 💀🍋

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[drrobobitch]

PTP OC ALERT 😋!!

I’ve been watching Popee the performer for a hot minute it’s become my new hyperfix as of late 😿 UGH HES SO FINE GUYS YOU DONT GET IT ANYWAYS HERES MY OC ARTIE SO SO SILLY 💜

Poses used 😛:

[fictowormsoup]

imagine you're sitting at work bored out of your mind when you get a text from your f/o that simply says, "turn around." you turn and see them with your favorite meal from your favorite restaurant, and the two of you have lunch together before you have to go back to your job. when you sit down at your seat, your closest co-worker asks who that was, and, with the biggest smile on your face, you gush to them about your f/o 🩷✨

[izzis-cardboardbox-of-confusiooo]

YOUR POSTAL SONA IS SO ADORABLE OMGGG

Ahh Thank you!! (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))♡ Now I must ramble. The insert is basically based off of what I look like in canon plus some alterations because I can and want to. I’m not sure if I should give her a name or not. Idk, I feel like she shouldn’t have *name*-name like Barbara, but something like Jane doe (Technically a name but I mean it more in the context of unidentified people) or Assist. (Hmm. Missing Doe could be funny with the Pokémon ref) Something similar in vein to Postal Dude, Not Important, or The Bitch. Maybe she just doesn’t have or wasn’t given a name lol.

In Postal 1, I see her as more of an AI assist that can only be used on easy with no health pipes on the map and so she would be used as more of an condescending help to pass the level. Only available if she’s on the screen along with postal dude, if the player gets her out of the screen, she disappears without being able to be summoned.

I feel like she can be more of a “real or not?” Character where it’s either part of Postal Dude’s hallucinations or something along to an old friend who is a ride or die. Perhaps more of a delusion that she is an angel helping him feed the earth to continue the religious theming I see. Though flip flopping between her having Virgin Mary theming or Mary Magdalene symbolism. Being Dude’s helper similar to how Mary Magdalene helped and kept company to Jesus. Obviously having no face, questioning if she’s of human origin or simply being a reference to how angels real forms aren’t so humanly and ethereal. If she even is an angel, and not a demon contributing to his delusional state and hallucinations.

But since he sees himself as more righteous and positive about what he’s doing, it wouldn’t make sense that a demon would help him rid the earth of sin. But it could also have a double entendres with how he thinks he’s doing something right by killing people he sees as deplorable and wasteful. Her assisting in the plan, real or not, would have Dude believing her to be an angel helping in the cause to purify the world. In actuality that she could be something far more devilish or psychologically threatening to further his mind into his psychosis.

Postal 2 is more of a shock comedy game than the psychological horror game of it’s predecessor, so the symbolism is dialed back a bit to just her being an old FWB, brief affair, or old flame “there’s obviously some tension here but it’s talked about and glossed over at the same time, are they fucking or not?!??”. Perhaps a player 2 choice (not there is much of a choice in the game💀) Possibly an assist for a mission.

Their interactions are like they’ve known each other for a long time. Dude being his usual cynical sarcastic self and her being the dry humor, keeps the joke going, slightly more stoic and too used to his shit. (He has a type, blonde and rough.💀)

In Postal 3, it’s the same dynamic for the game. Same mechanic. No symbolism again. But since Dude is no longer married or at least separated from Bitch, it shifts from respectful distance and buddy-buddy, to more of a Miraculous Ladybug and Chat Noir dynamic. Banter gets more flirty or at least more open to relationship or a fling. Will they, won’t they? But they’re not strictly tied to each other. References sexo (🤯🤯🤯😱😱👀) between them in one liner dialogue? It’s more likely than you’d think.

Postal Movie. More or less the same. She definitely was in on the referenced things he did in the past. Banter like a married couple when he would’ve enlist her help in the krotchy doll plan due to her help in his previous crimes. Still some sexual tension, but it’s more hilarious and comedic than nail-scratch-on-chalkboard, downright heinous soft core porno from other movies. Like the Tiffany to his Chucky. (Colours match too 💀💀) Might end up in a throuple or a polyamorous relationship with her, Dude, and the coffee shop worker. The girls as his weed smoking alt girlfriends.

Practically A married couple at this point. Since Dude looks like the dad that just shows up in too casual clothing to a wedding (think shitty, jokey graphic shirt that’s been in the ringer far too many times with ratty basketball trunks, chicken feet socks and the most gaudy sandals ever. Adam Sandler fits.) I made her the more wine/margarita mom that’s dressed up too much for going to a simple errand (Think trashy cougar that’s out on a drunk date, barhopping with her army husband.). Still managing to come in clutch for Dude with the ammunition and death count. At this point, she’s fully human now, she could’ve made the game have an ending where they’re fully living together with Champie as their baby.

I couldn’t help myself. It makes sense together. And yes the dress does have markings as nips and the freaky chamber to go with Dudes krotchy hospital gown. Basically I just let myself go balls to the wall with the outfit because I could. Makes sense because it’s in Dude’s brain, suggestive but still combat ready I guess. Assist is the same, but with the nurse theme, she does have some healing abilities. Possibly symbolic of how Dude feels around her, both having the same attitude and wit. Not nagging him like The Bitch, or avoided by the people because of who he is. Just someone that is similar to him and even shares the same lust for violence, and the fact that it’s an available, scantily clad woman. (Dude’s a hound dawg, we all know it) Or just because of gameplay mechanics. (Also Dude sandwich)

Forgor corkscrew rules vers 💀🫩🫩 but I’m done rambling and shit. This is the only thing i can think about now. ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ