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My honest and humble opinions(i don't mean to offend anyone) about the teaser trailer of "Vikings Valhalla Season 3"
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Emma and Canute are the most brilliant and interesting as always. They steal every scene they are in, whether they are together or not.
Freydis is "Lagertha 2.0" more and more... and i don't mean it in a good way.
Well, Leif seems like becoming more interesting than he was in season 2. I hope they will do this character some justice.
Harald and Helena = Bjorn and Elsewith... Am i having a dejĆ -vu?
And the most important thing: No Harold Godwison, No Battle of Stamford Bridge, but above all, No Battle of Hastings and No William the Goddammit Conqueror.
I think this gif embodies perfectly my idea and feelings about it:
#vikings#vikings valhalla#season 3#vikings canute#vikings emma#my babies are cute and bad*** as always#vikings leif eriksson#vikings freydis eriksdotter#vikings harald#canute x emma#canute king of england and denmark#emma queen of england#vikings wiliam the conqueror#vikings harold godwinson#the battle of stamford bridge#the battle of hastings#the conquest of england#the normans deserve more respect for heaven's sake#and so does the conqueror#f*** you netflix
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Still more important is the realization that all those generations of British people (largely men), who were educated in the classics, were being taught to understand and sympathize with the Greeks and Romans. When thinking of the long confrontation between the Celts and Romans, therefore they instinctively sided with the Romans. They would have all read Tacitus' warning: "Remember, they are barbarians..." For the Romans were seen as the bearers of civilization and the ancient Britons as the uncivilized.....
All manner of pressure was brought to bear to ensure that British schoolboys empathized with Rome. From the sixteenth century to the mid-twentieth, every educated person was required to learn Latin. Caesar and Tacitus were among the very first authors which all those pupils were obliged to read. Yet no one taught them anything about the Celts, let alone a Celtic language. Even today, when the teaching of classics in the United Kingdom has sharply declined and Celtic studies receive a measure of official support, for every British schoolchild that learns even a little about the native Celtic heritage, there are a hundred that still learn about the heritage of Rome.
A whole literary genre was devoted to strengthening the bond of identity between the modern Britons and the Ancient Romans. Any number of books and poems have been written to invite the reader to stand in Roman shoes, to put oneself shoulder to shoulder with the legions in the eternal struggle of civilization against barbarity.
-Norman Davies, The Isles
#So this book presents an interesting view of modern England that claims that Englands obsession with colonization imperialism and conquest#is directly descended from Britains own colonization by Rome#The modern Englishman according to Davies knows more about Greece and Rome than the pre Roman history of his own land#Even modern English people believe that the Celts Picts and Gauls (their own ancestors) were savage barbarians#whose conquest by the more ācivilizedā Romans was NECESSARY to make the isles civilized.#cycle of violence etc#colonization#colonialism#roman history#british history
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Thinking about Elizabeth Woodville as a gothic heroine is making me go insane. She entered the story by overturning existing social structures, provoking both ire and fascination. She married into a dynasty doomed to eat itself alive. She was repeatedly associated with the supernatural, both in terms of love and death. Her life was shaped entirely by uncanny repetitions - two marriages, two widowhoods, two depositions, two flights to sanctuary, two ultimate reclamations - all paralleling and ricocheting off each other. Her plight after 1483 exposed the true rot at the heart of the monarchy - the trappings of royalty pulled away to reveal nothing, a never-ending cycle of betrayal and war, the price of power being the (literal) blood of children. She lived past the end of her family name, she lived past the end of her myth. She ended her life in a deeply anomalous position, half-in and half-out of royal society. She was both a haunting tragedy and the ultimate survivor who was finally free.
#elizabeth woodville#nobody was doing it like her#I wanted to add more things (eg: propaganda casting her as a transgressive figure and a threat to established orders; the way we'll never#truly Know her as she's been constantly rewritten across history) but ofc neither are unique to her or any other historical woman#my post#wars of the roses#don't reblog these tags but - the thing about Elizabeth is that she kept winning and losing at the same time#She rose higher and fell harder (in 1483-85) than anyone else in the late 15th century#From 1461 she was never ever at lasting peace - her widowhood and the crisis of 1469-71 and the actual terrible nightmare of 1483-85 and#Simnel's rebellion against her family and the fact that her birth family kept dying with her#and then she herself died right around the time yet another Pretender was stirring and threatening her children. That's...A Lot.#Imho Elizabeth was THE adaptor of the Wars of the Roses - she repeatedly found herself in highly anomalous and#unprecedented situations and just had to survive and adjust every single time#But that's just...never talked about when it comes to her#There are so many aspects of her life that are potentially fascinating yet completely unexplored in scholarship or media:#Her official appointment in royal councils; her position as the first Englishwoman post the Norman Conquest to be crowned queen#and what that actually MEANT for her; an actual examination of the propaganda against her; how she both foreshadowed and set a precedent#for Henry VIII's english queens; etc#There hasn't even been a proper reassessment of her role in 1483-85 TILL DATE despite it being one of the most wildly contested#periods in medieval England#lol I guess that's what drew me to Elizabeth in the first place - there's a fundamental lack of interest or acknowledgement in what was#actually happening with her and how it may have affected her. There's SO MUCH we can talk about but historians have repeatedly#stuck to the basics - and even then not well#I guess I have more things to write about on this blog then ((assuming I ever ever find the energy)#also to be clear while the Yorkists did 'eat themselves alive' they also Won - the crisis of 1483-85 was an internal conflict within#the dynasty that was not related to the events that ended in 1471 (which resulted in Edward IV's victory)#Henry Tudor was a figurehead for Edwardian Yorkists who specifically raised him as a claimant and were the ones who supported him#specifically as the husband of Elizabeth of York (swearing him as king only after he publicly swore to marry her)#Richard's defeat at Bosworth had *nothing* to do with 'York VS Lancaster' - it was the victory of one Yorkist faction against another#But yes the traditional line of succession was broken by Richard's betrayal and the male dynastic line was ultimately extinguished.
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'Wolfe looks down on Quebec' Climbing up to the Heights of Abraham in the darkness of night, General Wolfe and his men look down on the city they were to conquer ā by Charles Mills Sheldon
#charles mills sheldon#art#james wolfe#heights of abraham#quebec#quƩbec city#canada#canadian#british#great britain#english#england#british empire#north america#history#soldiers#kingdom of great britain#conquest#cannon#ships
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#she is out here detecting and inspecting and connecting dots! Mina is a Supernatural Detective!! #kind of want her to at least meet with Machen's gaggle of them
OH? love this idea
It's yet another thing on the to-do list. But as much as I want her to cross paths with Machen's assorted hobbyist paranormal sleuths/observers, I really really want her to meet a certain Pan-tastic lady...
...Miss Helen Vaughan.
Vampires are one thing. Eldritch demigods are another. And I would love to see how our classic gothic heroes fare against something on the weirder side of the supernatural spectrum.
#in another AU I like to imagine Helen as the Pretty Girl in Piccadilly who Dracula followed after#to his surprise the young lady invites him in gladly#and Dracula proceeds to spend the rest of the ensuing night desperately trying to escape whatever [REDACTED] horrors Helen reserves for#her gentleman guests#he barely drags his way out#turns back#Helen is there at the door; grinning with too many mouths#'Do come again Count De Ville. My door is always open.'#Dracula decides Piccadilly isn't worth it#England might not be worth it#the whole novel gets cut short by Dracula pausing the conquest for another century or so#just to be safe#mina harker#dracula#arthur machen#the great god pan#helen vaughan#my writing#my art
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This is most certainly NOT how the Norman Invasion looked like!!! š
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The Normans were actually mostly Viking descendants, with William himself being a descendant of one such Viking. The French had little to no involvement, and the Duchy of Normandy had been given to the Vikings decades prior.
This is for THOSE anti-frukers that use the arguement of "oh france conquered and raised england so they can't be shipped" like I'm pretty fucking sure Francypants is NOT William I??? The French never really got close to conquering England, despite what they might tell you ā Remember, French people are not to be trusted ā and, if anything, it was actually England that nearly conquered them!
Overall, I spend too much time researching English history (;Ā“Š“ļ½)
#(;Ā“Š“ļ½)#hetalia#aph england#aph france#fruk#for anti-frukers!!_@<!#norman invasion#norman conquest#british history
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#ohhh ueah#william the conqueror#william the bastard#william I of england#king harold II#english history#norman conquest#ermmm what the scallop#artists on tumblr#silly drawing#art#digital illustration#shitpost
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English police are turning Islamist Mosques into armouries. Are they hoping to turn England into The Caliphate?
Iāve noticed when Leftists describe the attack that sparked it all off, they claim the Rwandan child murderer was Welsh, akshueallly, and caucasians donāt exist anyway so it totally doesnāt count when you kill them.
I donāt like the craziness of the riots, but thatās what riots are like, and I canāt help but notice the media is not kneeling and talking about how the protests are āmostly peacefulā, and from what I have seen online, they were until they were attacked by armed Islamists - as the police stood by and did nothing.
So if the police are taking sides, how do you survive without violence? Does the UK government advice all citizens to convert immediately?
I do find the suppression of the story interesting.
I remember giving up on Facebook because you were not allowed to say āmen are not womenā. It was deemed hatespeech to observe a simple face humanity observed around a million years ago.
Now, ironically, Twitter - or rather X - sorry, Elon - is becoming the bastion of Free Speech. I saw nothing reported on this on the Australian News when I flipped around at the start, and there was definitely some sort of suppression going on.
When it was reported, it was strictly using the formula of āthe Natzees are natzeeing because white. Natzeee!ā
There was no attempt at any balance. It was The Message only.
I am glad that there are at least a few dissenting voices on Youtube and elsewhere. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/29706765/shocking-footage-gang-palestinian-flags-punch-man-kick-head/ Thereās a reason for the Second Amendment, and thereās a reason Leftists globally subvert and destroy self-defence laws. In Britain, as locals point out, you can be arrested for a letter opener, but Islamists are permitted to carry machetes and clubs.
Why the double standard?
Why does the media suppress stories like this, and only promote stories of innocent Muslim victims - which generally just seem to have mean words used on them, rather than kicks to the face.
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āIndigenous people protesting against violent colonization is now far right.ā I wish some equivalent of Diana's Lasso could be applied to Leftists, so they could just admit they want to kill white people as revenge for the failures of Communism. Imagine how refreshing it would be to see them speak honestly for a change.
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#leftism#great britain#england#united kingdom#the caliphate#islamism#war#conquest#islamic conquests#islamification#Youtube
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Wells Cathedral by Roy Llowarch Via Flickr: Wells Cathedral is an Anglican cathedral in Wells, Somerset, England, dedicated to St Andrew the Apostle and seat of the Bishop of Bath and Wells, whose cathedra it holds as mother church of the Diocese of Bath and Wells. Built in 1176ā1450 to replace an earlier church on the site since 705, it is moderately sized for an English cathedral. Its broad west front and large central tower are dominant features. It has been called "unquestionably one of the most beautiful" and "most poetic" of English cathedrals
#Wells#Wells Somerset#Wells Cathedral#Wells Cathedral Somerset#Somerset#Somerset England#Medieval#Medieval Architecture#Medieval England#Gothic#Gothic Architecture#Gothic Cathedrals#Architecture#Norman England#Norman Architecture#Norman Conquest#Cathedrals#Cathedral#Anglican#Anglican Church#Church Of England#Churches#Church#Religion#Religious#Travel#Travelling#Staycations#Vacations#Vacation
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loki/william rufus fic, where bill explains that as the second son he has inherited england while big brother bob only got the duchy of normandy, ha ha ha.
#no offence to normandy of course i'm sure it's a fine duchy with many things to recommend it.#oh but wait! England Son then dies in a āHunting Accidentā and the next brother heads for the capital ASAP!#where is Bob? idk i think he was on crusade or something. BUT! he'll get to stay in england when henry keeps him captive for life <3#apparently robert got very into welsh poetry while imprisoned for being the older brother so maybe that made up for it all?#PLOT TWIST: henry the first of england leaves no legitimate sons and england ends up having a civil war when he dies.#btw it still throws me a bit that post-conquest kings have names like william and robert while the pre-1066 dudes are all named Aethelthing#*whispers* i kind of feel like asgard should be on a atheling system like pre-conquest england but i don't want to complicate things.#though this would explain why Thor 1 treats a Loki succession as a real possibility and thinks aptitude for kingship in any way matters.#whereas the later movies all assume it works on primogeniture (and none of us in fandom really absorbed the fact that when hela shows up#thor instantly accepts that she's ahead of him in the line of succession and objects to her evilness rather than her sex/gender.#so clearly if thor and loki have an older sister the OLDER matters more than the SISTER. right? yet sif is the only female warrior.#and while i think the 'kings NEED to go into battle!' thing was overstated by the past and by modern observers we do all go along with that#in the context of these films don't we? loki is unsuitable due to his *checks notes* weak fragile feminine form.#*looks at him and experiences a brief moment of cognitive dissonance before moving on*#and that's a story more of us want to tell (or i assume that's what's up) so we all just ignore The Hela Evidence don't we?)#(i can explain my own reasons if anyone asks but nobody will so i won't bother doing it in these tags.)#btw a friend once made a william the conqueror joke about passing the duchy on the left hand side which was FANSTASTIC#but explaining it would take far too long so i won't do that either. BUT IT WAS RLY FUNNY U GUYS (gender-neutral)!#history shitposting#plus the mcu because of course
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Malevolent Part 47: The Hand, or as I like to call it
The Norman Conquest...
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#really funny move. what do you mean various barons had King John assassinated and in the power vacuum France invaded (again)#sometimes I wonder if Malevolent's quasi-interactive nature hampers its ability to have an overarching plot#but I have forgiven it on account of the Second Norman Conquest of England just being really funny as a concept#malevolent#also I guess they didn't do the Magna Carta then? the barons just went straight to murder?
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ac valhalla was not unlike eating dirt
#darktalks#i've praised origins and odyssey for making the conflict against the order incredibly personal for the MCs and they completely dropped that#here the order are just some guys that your new neighbours tell you are bad. like sure they oppose your ''conquest'' of england but like...#so do all the non-danes lol. fulke is the only one who gets to have a personality and i love that for her but she's also barely in it#it felt more like a danelaw game that happened to have the logo and the blade and the RW characters (for all of their 2 scenes in the game)#i was enjoying each shire's cast but at some point i completely disengaged from the story. i do not care#it piqued my interest again with the norway isu ruins and the valhalla sim but then i realized that was basically the end of the game LMFAO#i wonder if my losing interest has to do with my advancements being met with scorn. dag shut the fuck up#and if it was only dag then whatever but SIGURD. OHHH SIGURD. you i would've killed thrice over#basim has like a reason or whatever (he really doesn't) but it was still such an aggro attitude over nothing#anyway because of the ''losing interest in the story'' thing i skimmed thru the druid dlc and completely skipped france and ragnarok#would i have played them if it had kept my interest? not with these stealth and combat systems that's for sure lol#the stamina bar ended up barely being an issue (except when you most need it) because i've been a counterattack devotee since 2007#but boy was it a slog nonetheless#and stealth-killing streaks seemed impossible with how quickly the guards' aggro ring fills up once they see a single atom of your hair#for one reason or another i was unable to maintain a stealthy run through any of the missions#which doesn't feel good! when you're doing the exact same thing you've done in every other game!!#on another note the environments are beautifully rendered but i feel they very much lack the variety from odyssey#AND the map was overly bighuge for what was actually on it. i also had a lot of terrain texture pop-in issues fsr#i will also appreciate the scaling back of the rpg numbergaming bc odyssey's got real silly#but overall it was an unremarkable experience. mirage better be good
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Isabella of France successfully deposing a king and setting the precedent for all English usurpations going ahead...give it up for THE medieval trendsetter
#isabella of france#this is legitimately 100% serious she really did set the precedent for successful royal depositions in England post the Norman Conquest#good for her#edward ii#(rip)#english history#my post#queue
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Hello Marshy! (*Ā“vļ½)
How are you? Whose your favorite hetalia character?
Hope you have a great day! -šŖ½
Hello! I would say either Ireland or England (granted I genderbend Ireland but the personality is all the same). Iāll say England in terms of fully canon characters I engage with, heās a rat but I do love him
#ask#hetalia#hws england#hws ireland#nyo!ireland#itās probably evident that the history of the british isles is my thing#especially irish history but post-norman conquest iām more on top of the english#also thank you i hope you have a good day as well ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø
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HOLY F***!!
It's HIM!
It's REALLY HIM!
Ladies and gentlemen, this young boy is the one and only William the Bastard, soon to be known as the Conqueror, future Duke of Normandy and the future first Norman King of England.
They actually showed him!
I cannot believe it. This made my day after finding out about Canute.
Thanks to @emma-ofnormandy for letting me know it.
well, at least we got something.
#vikings#vikings valhalla#vikings valhalla 3x03#vikings william the conqueror#duke william of normandy#king William the Conqueror of England#still bitter they didn't show his conquest of England though#oh well it's better than nothing at all
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