#Excessive

[dk-thrive]

Understand: I have never known how to love something in moderation.

— Amy Lin, Here After: A Memoir by Amy Lin (Zibby Books, March 5, 2024)

[sweet-potato-42]

that moment when you want to enjoy a new dynamic but people are wierd about it and it kinda makes it less fun

[explore4adventures]

[bi-bats]

But Tim fought hard for his Mochaccino. He will get his prize. He earned this. 

He’s so worked up by the time he’s turning to leave, his blessed coffee in his hand, that he doesn’t even notice the person in his way until he’s slamming into his chest. 

Tim’s hand grips tighter on the coffee, more determined to keep his hold on that than his phone or keys, and thank god, he doesn’t drop the drink. But his phone and keys slip through his fingers, and the guy he just slammed into snatches them both out of the air.

“Oh, god, sorry—” Tim starts to say as the guy straightens up, and then he stops. The guy is smirking, a set of amused green eyes looking down at him.

You’ve got to be kidding, Tim thinks.

“Got somewhere to be, sweetheart? Oh, now that’s a pretty shade of red you’re turning—”

“I’m late,” Tim snaps, grabbing his keys and phone from Jason’s hand. “I got lost four fucking times on my way here. If this city was a person, I would throttle it.”

[albertayebisackey]

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My Excess & Indulgence / Health is Wealth Sketchbook

[sachermorte]

truly no post like "girl help they're making me do my job at work". nightmare scenario. cataclysmic event. worse than any form of torture. violation of the geneva conventions. adam ate of the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil and god made mankind work forevermore because he couldn't think of anything worse to do to us. horrible 0/10

[rollerman1]

[gmaybe666]

HELLO?????

[found this in forbidden planet]

s5 ending argyle’s van is gonna transform and beat vecna to death in a boss fight like godzilla vs. king kong

[fatgirlgetsfitatlast]

[autistic-wind-lemons]

ALRIGHT TUMBLR, I MADE TEA WITH 7️⃣0️⃣ TEA BAGS

[annasfridge]

Let’s be honest, we’re all thinking it.

[persistent-wallflower]

I have 3 monkeys on my ac island now

[injunade]

I forgot that dicks could get so hard

[squigglywindy]

HEY NOW

[dumpsterfiredaddyo]

3 deaths in 36 hours and somehow I'm still kicking. RIP. Hydrate or diedrate.

[jayther]

Wikipedia Article Titles

Subtext: "I would never stoop to vandalism, but I'm not above discreetly deleting the occasional 'this article contains excessive amounts of detail' tag."