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prolibytherium · 4 months ago

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David Attenborough narration: But this very special Fish has not come here to feed...

Me: No way dude I was so sure he was hungry but my expectations are subverted Listening and learning.

David Attenborough narration: ...He has come here... To Breed.

Me: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#Someone's gotta do a compilation of every time an Attenborough narration does this pretty much exactly #Occasionally they'll throw you off with a 'they aren't here to feed... They're looking for a mate' but same deal

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gaysexballs · 6 months ago

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despite everything…

#disturbed little man #they look exactly the same #chilchuck #chilchuck tims #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon

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followthebluebell · 2 years ago

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i’m spending today thinking about how saber toothed cats ALSO probably had a potato form. how they also had a stage where they were fat little babies with very triangle tails and tiny squeaky voices. how they also probably play wrestled and failed badly at calculating jumps.

i’m going to fistfight god for killing them off before i could personally see fat potato saber kittens

#i just like thinking about how prehistoric creatures were still animals #baby irish elk taking their first wobbly steps #dire wolves spooking because a tree stump is less exactly the same than it was yesterday

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egophiliac · 2 months ago

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(looks at upcoming card releases)

I'm in danger :)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #stage in playful land #stage in playfulland #smoking #my favorite horrible crime guys are back!!!!#(my hot take is that glomas had a better story but these goobers were just SO fun)#(they should be allowed to kidnap and murder(?) at least a few dozen people. as a treat.)#man i knew there was probably going to be a fellow card and yet i still did a bad job of saving my keys #and there's this year's halloween to think about too!#normally i try to avoid leaks and spoilers but i did accidentally see some stuff and if it's real then holy SHIT #on the other hand fellow attacks by basically throwing gidel at people and i desperately need this on my team #regardless of whether or not the card is actually any good #(if they change the animation to remove gidel i am going to RIOT it needs to be either exactly the same or EVEN SILLIER)#actually it would be hilarious if their stats were terrible. just the worst. and yet...#grown man and his kid with a hammer vs a bunch of teen wizards who can shoot fire #the results may shock you #(if they do the same duos-with-the-last-release as they have been with the staff cards then i will absolutely lose it)#(please twst. it would so useless to me but SO funny)#fellow: it's showtime rollo! :)#rollo: who are you

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collgeruledzebra · 5 months ago

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the thing about trying to recommend fiction podcasts to someone who isn't familiar with them is that not only are so so many genres represented but also the level of production can fall anywhere from "basically an audiobook" to "major motion picture minus the pictures"

#original #idk just something i think about sometimes #you can read a description to get a sense of the genre/plot/vibe but you truly dont know What exactly youre getting into till you listen #with nonfiction podcasts it tends to be easier to get a read on whether its gonna be like. some buddies fucking around with a mic #or more like a whole documentary #or with fiction books there can be different framings but the actual makeup of the thing is almost always the same #idk what im saying at this point i need to stop putting so much bullshit in tags #whatever #audio drama

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crowkip · 5 months ago

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#GIANT SPACE WOMAN I LOVE YOUU !!!!!! <33 #starfire #dc fanart #teen titans #koriand'r #kory anders #my dad has old teen titans comics from the 80s where she had her amazing giant hair and man #he grew up crushing on her hard bc of those comics and then decades later i grew up reading his comics just to end up exactly the same #big hair starfire will always have my silly little heart #i remember how cool it was as a kid to finally see a fem chara that was way bigger than her bf so thank u kori for being the og Giant Woman #i should share the ref pics i used at some point too bc they were super fun #theyre on my side insta @crowscraps if u wanna see em #my art

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dooanuh · 3 months ago

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OMG BUTCHNATURAL???????????????

#i did it #i was so possessed .this all came to me like a headrush #LESBIAN SPN DOPAMINE IS SO BEAUTIFUL ACTUALLY #THANK GOD #also true butchification is when they look exactly the same yknow #spn #illustration #artists on tumblr #supernatural #lesbian #DYKES EVEN!#dean winchester #sam winchester #spn fanart #butchnatural #d art

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offonaherosjourney · 6 months ago

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Why did no one tell me that Dracula was a fucking COMEDY.

The book opens up with Jonathan experiencing a paprika overload. Dracula pretends to be the coachman and drives Jonathan around in circles until he decides he's established enough of a dramatic atmosphere. By day three in the castle Jonathan has picked up that there are no servants and Dracula is secretly doing all the chores, including driving him there. The first time Jonathan tries to shave, the count barges into the room, yeets his mirror out the window, refuses to elaborate and leaves. Jonathan also notices that he is a prisoner in the castle but doesn't dare to bring it up, which... is a mood, but also hilarious. A week into his stay he sees his employer/kidnapper crawling facedown out a wall

#dracula #dracula daily #jonathan harker #to be fair it might sound like i am mocking him but #i have social anxiety i think i would have reacted exactly the same to quite a lot of stuff #but from a reader's perspective this book is so funny #nym's posts

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demigods-posts · 4 months ago

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i'm one hundred percent certain that after percy and annabeth made out underwater. and he wanted to make their relationship official. the question was not "will you be my girlfriend?" but "can i be your boyfriend?" i don't care what the canon says. percy gave annabeth the space to take the lead in the relationship. because after a lifetime of being abandoned by everyone she dared to care for. and then watching her on the brink of a panic attack at the thought of losing him the last four years. he wanted to honor a new beginning between them by follow her lead and moving at her pace.

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livelovecaliforniadreams · 6 months ago

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Polin + Book Quotes From The First Half Of The Season

#polin #book quotes #Luke and his perfect delivery of the for gods sake are you going to marry me or not #perfection #the first kiss being almost exactly the same #love it all #colin x penelope #penelope featherington #colin bridgerton #penelope x colin #love #bridgerton #season 3 #luke newton #nicola coughlan

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eats-a-berry · 3 months ago

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i wasn't sure exactly what i thought adult gideon should be doing, but i DO quite like the triple combination of cowboy-biker, drag queen, and used car salesman at the same time. she's always a busy person!

#gravity falls #gideon gleeful #it's a way for him to still perform and sing and express himself!!!#i also just love trans girl gideon headcanon in general but this is almost sort of my middle ground here #i think anything is fun... drag queen... genderfluid... transedgender...#i'm still not sure how i wanna do his body type and height and stuff cus i like him both short and huge #but i think his voice should stay exactly the same like thurop #i'll probably come back to this another time and reput some of this info on my art blog #i'd like to either think of a pun with gloria or have that as well as a drag name #theo was thinking morning glory as a name she could use #isnt it cute both mabel and gideon have star motifs

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 years ago

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fanfic writers will consume a whole ass franchise and be like "that was fun, now i will proceed to do it better"

#or worse. or weirder. or exactly the same but their blorbo is allowed to say Fuck #or my personal favorite: what if the clueless protagonist was actually genre-savy and Done With This Shit

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sevrinve · 7 months ago

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bedtime

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bet-on-me-13 · 3 months ago

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Ellie and Raven have a complex relationship

So! This is an AU where Dan is Trigon, and Ellie joined the Teen Titans. It's not really a Story, but I thought it was funny.

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Robin: I have a Question for the two of you.

Ellie: What's up?

Raven: Hm?

Robin: You guys call eachother Sisters, Cousins, and in one case you called eachother Aunt and Niece. What's your exact relation?

Ellie: Well that's tricky. See, my Dad is the King of the Infinite Realms, and his true name is Danny. Raven's dad is Trigon, but his true name is Dante.

Robin: And are Danny and Dante brothers?

Raven: No, not technically. See, Dante is an Evil Alternate Future Version of Danny, so they are technically the same Person. But then Dante came to the past, got beaten by Danny, and got shoved into a Mortal body for a while.

Ellie: If that was all, they we could just call eachother Sisters or Cousins. Our Dad's are technically the Same Person, but they consider eachother Brothers.

Raven: Except Ellie isn't a normal daughter.

Robin: What? How?

Ellie: I'm technically a Clone if Danny, not his Daughter. So I'm simultaneously Raven's Sister, Cousin, and Parent since I'm a Copy of a version of her Dad, but I could also be considered her Aunt since Danny and I called eachother siblings before we decided I was his Daughter.

Raven: So Ellie is my Sister/Cousin/Aunt/Mom/Dad.

Robin: ...what the hell.

#Dpxdc #Dp x dc #Dcxdp #Dc x dp #Danny Phantom #Dc #Dcu #Just thought of this while thinking of my Dan is Trigon post #And I found it funny #Ellie could be considered Raven's Mom since she is a Clone of an Alternative Future version of her Dad #Of her Aunt since she used to he considered the Sister of an alternate version of her Dad #They have fun with it #Nobody knows exactly how they are actually related #They don't even really know #On some Technicalities Raven and Ellie could be considered the Same Person

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hannibard · 2 months ago

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GERALT AND JASKIER ARE BACK BABY!!!!!!!

#and we have jaskier lore!!!!!!#I'm so freaking hyped #their time spent at camp had never been shown before but it's exactly like the fanfics #other than the fact that jask has a tent #the witcher #twn #the witcher sirens of the deep #tw3 #the witcher 3 #(bc geralt here had the same va #geraskier #geralt of rivia #jaskier #julian alfred pankratz #essi daven #video #doug cockle #joey batey #crispy

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hollow-head · 9 months ago

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My new hobby is buying plants from yard sales and today i bought one from a charming woman with a very thick accent

#fanart not an endorsement of the ip holder or his opinions #i know this is exactly the same as the scutes comic but i like puns #good omens #mygoart #i try to encourage my plants u_u

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