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prolibytherium · 5 months ago

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David Attenborough narration: But this very special Fish has not come here to feed...

Me: No way dude I was so sure he was hungry but my expectations are subverted Listening and learning.

David Attenborough narration: ...He has come here... To Breed.

Me: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#Someone's gotta do a compilation of every time an Attenborough narration does this pretty much exactly #Occasionally they'll throw you off with a 'they aren't here to feed... They're looking for a mate' but same deal

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gaysexballs · 6 months ago

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despite everything…

#disturbed little man #they look exactly the same #chilchuck #chilchuck tims #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon

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dooanuh · 3 months ago

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OMG BUTCHNATURAL???????????????

#i did it #i was so possessed .this all came to me like a headrush #LESBIAN SPN DOPAMINE IS SO BEAUTIFUL ACTUALLY #THANK GOD #also true butchification is when they look exactly the same yknow #spn #illustration #artists on tumblr #supernatural #lesbian #DYKES EVEN!#dean winchester #sam winchester #spn fanart #butchnatural #d art

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followthebluebell · 2 years ago

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i’m spending today thinking about how saber toothed cats ALSO probably had a potato form. how they also had a stage where they were fat little babies with very triangle tails and tiny squeaky voices. how they also probably play wrestled and failed badly at calculating jumps.

i’m going to fistfight god for killing them off before i could personally see fat potato saber kittens

#i just like thinking about how prehistoric creatures were still animals #baby irish elk taking their first wobbly steps #dire wolves spooking because a tree stump is less exactly the same than it was yesterday

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egophiliac · 3 months ago

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(looks at upcoming card releases)

I'm in danger :)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #stage in playful land #stage in playfulland #smoking #my favorite horrible crime guys are back!!!!#(my hot take is that glomas had a better story but these goobers were just SO fun)#(they should be allowed to kidnap and murder(?) at least a few dozen people. as a treat.)#man i knew there was probably going to be a fellow card and yet i still did a bad job of saving my keys #and there's this year's halloween to think about too!#normally i try to avoid leaks and spoilers but i did accidentally see some stuff and if it's real then holy SHIT #on the other hand fellow attacks by basically throwing gidel at people and i desperately need this on my team #regardless of whether or not the card is actually any good #(if they change the animation to remove gidel i am going to RIOT it needs to be either exactly the same or EVEN SILLIER)#actually it would be hilarious if their stats were terrible. just the worst. and yet...#grown man and his kid with a hammer vs a bunch of teen wizards who can shoot fire #the results may shock you #(if they do the same duos-with-the-last-release as they have been with the staff cards then i will absolutely lose it)#(please twst. it would so useless to me but SO funny)#fellow: it's showtime rollo! :)#rollo: who are you

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collgeruledzebra · 5 months ago

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the thing about trying to recommend fiction podcasts to someone who isn't familiar with them is that not only are so so many genres represented but also the level of production can fall anywhere from "basically an audiobook" to "major motion picture minus the pictures"

#original #idk just something i think about sometimes #you can read a description to get a sense of the genre/plot/vibe but you truly dont know What exactly youre getting into till you listen #with nonfiction podcasts it tends to be easier to get a read on whether its gonna be like. some buddies fucking around with a mic #or more like a whole documentary #or with fiction books there can be different framings but the actual makeup of the thing is almost always the same #idk what im saying at this point i need to stop putting so much bullshit in tags #whatever #audio drama

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strangefa11 · 12 days ago

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now jon gets to be evil too >:3

edit: some minor colour adjustments and stuff :P

#the magnus archives #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #jonmartin #do I think they would actually dress like this if they were evil?#not even a little bit #pretty sure evil Jon would be more… mangy rabid street cat #evil martin would look and act exactly the same as canon martin #but then he’d like.. kill you grandmother or something #manipulate you into killing your grandma?#idk point is he’d be scary because you’d never suspect him #until it was too late…#my art

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crowkip · 6 months ago

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#GIANT SPACE WOMAN I LOVE YOUU !!!!!! <33 #starfire #dc fanart #teen titans #koriand'r #kory anders #my dad has old teen titans comics from the 80s where she had her amazing giant hair and man #he grew up crushing on her hard bc of those comics and then decades later i grew up reading his comics just to end up exactly the same #big hair starfire will always have my silly little heart #i remember how cool it was as a kid to finally see a fem chara that was way bigger than her bf so thank u kori for being the og Giant Woman #i should share the ref pics i used at some point too bc they were super fun #theyre on my side insta @crowscraps if u wanna see em #my art

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thatgaydemigodnerd · 13 days ago

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DPxDC Prompt

Sam and Danny were messing around with some occult books she had gotten and to both their surprise Danny got the spell to work.

Turns out being saturated with ectoplasm during the portal incident lets danny tap into the mana that's all around, and he can do magic.

As an adult he moves out and becomes a traveling mage, mostly doing seances for people and letting them believe he is a scam or not. Usually he can actually get contact with the dead, death magic is his natural affinity after all, but skeptics will be skeptics ya know.

One day he had his whole spiel set up in Gotham, the people here lose loved ones all the time and would gladly pay him to hear their dear nana once again, or get their mothers secret recipe, or say one final goodbye to their spouse.

What danny didn't expect was a certain mr wayne showing up asking about his parents.

What he double didn't expect was one of his other customers of the day being John Constantine

What he triple didn't expect is The Batman inviting him to be a consult and detective for murder cases with his seances

Tldr; danny figures out he can do magic after the portal incident. Becomes a real mage who pretends to do fake seances, and is now hired as murder case consult by the batman, while hiding that he's a real magician, and also hiding he is dead himself

#dpxdc #i couldn't get magician danny out of my head #he is still phantom in this au just left that behind him when possible #his magic is real and his seances work #but he acts exactly the same as every sham seance person #idk much about how magic works in dc but he would be able to do spells just like constantine and other such mages #maybe even be semi friends with raven

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offonaherosjourney · 7 months ago

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Why did no one tell me that Dracula was a fucking COMEDY.

The book opens up with Jonathan experiencing a paprika overload. Dracula pretends to be the coachman and drives Jonathan around in circles until he decides he's established enough of a dramatic atmosphere. By day three in the castle Jonathan has picked up that there are no servants and Dracula is secretly doing all the chores, including driving him there. The first time Jonathan tries to shave, the count barges into the room, yeets his mirror out the window, refuses to elaborate and leaves. Jonathan also notices that he is a prisoner in the castle but doesn't dare to bring it up, which... is a mood, but also hilarious. A week into his stay he sees his employer/kidnapper crawling facedown out a wall

#dracula #dracula daily #jonathan harker #to be fair it might sound like i am mocking him but #i have social anxiety i think i would have reacted exactly the same to quite a lot of stuff #but from a reader's perspective this book is so funny #nym's posts

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demigods-posts · 4 months ago

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i'm one hundred percent certain that after percy and annabeth made out underwater. and he wanted to make their relationship official. the question was not "will you be my girlfriend?" but "can i be your boyfriend?" i don't care what the canon says. percy gave annabeth the space to take the lead in the relationship. because after a lifetime of being abandoned by everyone she dared to care for. and then watching her on the brink of a panic attack at the thought of losing him the last four years. he wanted to honor a new beginning between them by follow her lead and moving at her pace.

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livelovecaliforniadreams · 6 months ago

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Polin + Book Quotes From The First Half Of The Season

#polin #book quotes #Luke and his perfect delivery of the for gods sake are you going to marry me or not #perfection #the first kiss being almost exactly the same #love it all #colin x penelope #penelope featherington #colin bridgerton #penelope x colin #love #bridgerton #season 3 #luke newton #nicola coughlan

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eats-a-berry · 3 months ago

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i wasn't sure exactly what i thought adult gideon should be doing, but i DO quite like the triple combination of cowboy-biker, drag queen, and used car salesman at the same time. she's always a busy person!