#Evil Cap

[siremasterlawrence]

One Universe: Captain America World Most Wanted.

Following my first jolly journey into the vast world of the multiverse I enslave Superman with a possession style like unseen before in a court room for the world to see. What is I the world now known as The Evil Descent of The Man of Steel.

I foresaw all of this happening as I planned for many years except for the one minor act I miscalculated. That Captain America could be on my tale you see someone creates a time travel device to allow him access to my realm.

Clearly it is news for the world to see that all other variants of Super pussy are dead for the longterm. Saving one is not an action I deign to suggest due to the fact it cannot and will never change what had occurred.

Time remnants aside the suddenly glows out of the dark a strange figure appears in the back. His presence not as strong as The Man go steel but still leaves a quake under him.

He is unleashing some insane parkour with his body flipping over every area till he land in front of me. The man stay in darkness his body shifting into the light.

“Well…well….well it’s about time my dear Cap I have been awaiting your arrive with much anticipation.” I reply ignoring him in all my glory.

—-

“Wipe that mischievous smirk off of your face now. I will not stand for your insane shenanigans again.” He demands pointing at me.

“Right? Glad to see you drop this patriotic onesie uniform do yours it is gag worthy. You look like your own man now.” I add.

“No amount of small talk will distract me from my cause, and you can quite the false sincerity while you are at it.” He quipped.

“Find! I ruin refuse to be civil about it I will

give you a list of terms if your surrender.” I state.

“My surrender? This is not battle ground for a war, I do not surrender and my mission is far from over.” He chants.

“God! You are so aggravatingly hot! Do you know that my friend? Your stubborn streak turns me on” I say flipping the switch on as the spotlight lowers to his face.

-

The spotlight erupts in all consuming light onto his massive form, I slip out of the room into glass protector with reinforced steel to boot.

“Poor Captain America! I feel sorry for you” the speaker blows my voice in a boom.

“Get our from there and face me” he calls out to me.

“Don’t worry you won’t be alone soon enough”

“What is new fangle contraption?” He yells as space opens stretching under him to his feet slip under and he falls into the pod.

“It will be well worth it Capsickle” I shout the watch in amazement at my device getting to work with hollow projectiles inserting into his forehead.

-

It’s a shame Cap wakes up laid on a bed in the middle of nowhere his eyes flutter open to a new world. His hand slowly lifts from the fog.

“What am I doing here? I was about to take down Blue Haven? Right” he thinks out loud.

“No! You work for him still with the foolish nightmare I see.” A projection appears.

“Where am I?” He ask curiously,

“Think Captain America! Why are you here?”

“To save Blue Have, I am his servant”

-

Captain America’s mind adjust quickly he is suiting up into his armor picking up these newly inventive shield I built with slide in compartments.

“These new shields can be united into one oval piece, two separate ones, and also can fashion for combat weapon.”

“All purpose, I see, and I most be going”

“Oh Master! I found you! Thank you for what you did breaking me free.”

“Naturally! Together again you, me and Superman”

“Mwahahahahaha.”

The end

[crabussy]

IM GOING TO PUNCH A HOLE IN SOMEONES CAR

[idliketobeatree]

dead boy detectives + text posts part 1/?

+ bonus

[pierppasolini]

Evil Laugh (1986) // dir. Dominick Brascia

[skepsiss]

Eddie would show Steve real music this, Eddie shows Steve the wonders of Lord of the Rings that----I get it. But have you considered....... Steve gets Eddie into those ridiculous, smutty romance novels? The ones that even if they're bad, they're good. Have you considered Steve getting Eddie into the Indy 500? NASCAR? What about cooking shows? Cheesy soap operas where Steve literally knows every insane storyline by memory? WHAT ABOUT EDDIE GETTING INTO STEVE'S INTERESTS???

[jujusjunk]

[marypickfords]

Messiah of Evil (Gloria Katz & Willard Huyck, 1973)

[heisenbergs-magnetic-dick]

chris: “you think I’d kill mia?”

ethan, who vividly remembers his ‘wife’ being shot fifty fucking times:

[uspiria]

The Evil Dead (1981) dir. Sam Raimi

[theyshapedlikefriends]

CAPCOM STORE TOKYO Cap Coron Resident Evil "Lady Dimitrescu"

[im-not-buying-it-ether]

Funny idea for those “Cap adopts Kon Au’s” is that Baby Marvel gets thrown into the mix so now there’s also this actual baby getting adopted by a 14-15 year old and Kon’s there at 16 suddenly having a tiny baby brother

Anyway, funny idea beyond that is Lex seeing the mop of orange-red hair on the baby’s head somehow and wonders if a smaller clone of Supermans got out with too much of his DNA messing with the kid’s appearance (since Lex had that same kind of hair before he went bald)

So Lex is like “Oh, I have two genetic progeny’s now… this might be an issue”

Idk what I’m thinking with it, but I am rolling at the idea of Lex figuring out a teenager might be raising what he thinks are his kids*( kids; more in the way that there his property, bulk of his care comes from their use)

More chatter in the tags

[crimescrimson]

Leon S. Kennedy in Resident Evil 6 (2012)

[pierppasolini]

Evil Laugh (1986) // dir. Dominick Brascia

[hermit-frog]

finally rewatching the ep and some things are starting to make sense (still don't like some of it, but there's nothing i can do about it). if Armand had planned to kill both Claudia and Louis in order to stay with his coven and keep the stability and power, then why stay with Louis after the events in Paris, and when the 70s have presented an opportunity to leave? well:

yes, this is a very Armand thing to say and do. Armand is nothing but a black hole, no identity, no feeling of self, complete detachment, need to dissolve self in the presence of others, to distract, to forget. no pain. Armand needs to constantly attach himself to someone in order to know what role to play (and to have one, otherwise there's nothing but a confusing half-remembered pain), to serve, to be served, the familiarity of the habit/ritual (even if it's from his abusive past. it's the only thing he knows, the only comfort he got). they made it extra crispy, in the show. + the vampire loneliness.

Lestat still owning Louis. Armand, with no coven, no theater, attaching himself immediately. Was there a choice, Louis? Did you really have any power at that moment? “Maître, but only when it's convenient.” Lestat not telling Louis because he'd figure it out. “and we are once again teachers of one another.” Teacher student, husband wife, father daughter, dom sub, maker fledgling, ...

but why release Louis from his “banishment” if Armand was planning to kill him anyway? I believe that Armand did have feelings for Louis (even if those have withered with time), one thing is a relatively fast sacrifice for personal gain/out of fear, the other is to hear Louis scream his lungs out as he starved and grieved Claudia's murder. Armand didn't plan Louis' torture, he couldn't take it.

Louis doesn't leave, why let him do his revenge? same situation. no marius, coven. no coven, lestat? no lestat, new coven. louis, no coven. no louis, coven. no coven, louis. no louis, daniel. no daniel etc it's this or death, just like when he got kidnapped. “He remained with me because he had to do it. It was the only way that he could go on existing(..)” projecting, Armand?

[scoots-canoe]

Happy tien!!!

[marypickfords]

Messiah of Evil (Gloria Katz & Willard Huyck, 1973)