#Everyone Knows That
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superbat-love · 1 year ago
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Bruce: Commissioner Gordon, I wasn’t expecting a visit this late.
Gordon: My apologies, Bruce, there are some things that I need to talk to you about regarding the Wilson case.
Bruce: No apologies needed, Commissioner. Please, have a seat. Would you like a cup of tea?
Gordon: Tea would be-
Bruce: ?
Gordon:
Bruce: Commissioner?
Gordon:
Bruce: Commissioner Gordon, is everything all right?
Gordon: Bruce, there’s a- there’s a ghost floating down your hallway…
Bruce: [turns to see a sleeping Clark floating horizontally out of his bedroom, wrapped up in his blanket]
Bruce: Oh, that’s just my great-great-granduncle Tom. He’s always haunting this hallway on Thursdays. It’s his weekly chess game, and he never got over that one loss. Poor Uncle Tom…
Gordon:
Bruce: Alfred, why don’t you go and see if Uncle Tom can be persuaded to haunt another hallway instead?
Alfred: Right away, Master Bruce.
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kitsumo · 5 months ago
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caught up in a world of lies
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to-skit-or-not-to-skit · 9 months ago
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bro carl92 knew EXACTLY where that fucking song was from. he literally recorded it straight from the source. he specifically recorded the least questionable part of the film. we all thought he was eating a bag of CHIPS. and this was the song that stumped people on the internet for 3 years. this is truly the funniest fucking timeline
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strawberrylind · 11 months ago
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everyone knows that (you’ve got) ulterior motives
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vichugos · 8 months ago
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everyone knows that (you’ve got) ulterior motives
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eurodynamic · 9 months ago
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NOT THE LOSTWAVE SONG “EVERYONE KNOWS THAT”/“ULTERIOR MOTIVES” BEING FROM AN 80s PORNO LMAOOOO
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EVERYONE BIG NEWS
THEY FOUND ULTERIOR MOTIVES. AND IT WAS FROM A PORNO
I REPEAT,
IT WAS FROM A 1986 PORNO NAMED ‘ANGELS OF PASSION’
(found by reddit user south_pole_ball)
CONGRATS TO EVERYONE INVOLVED, WE WON.
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analogadreams · 9 months ago
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“i watch porn for the plot”
*proceeds to watch hour long porno just to hear EKT*
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voiceless-people · 9 months ago
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Had a vision
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slackerlifealmostinmygrasp · 6 months ago
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Day one of reminding myself and everyone that Cale is infact an unreliable narrator
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let-them-fight · 9 months ago
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the second biggest lost song was found today. how so?
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pastelkittyx · 9 months ago
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That Lost Media Song "Everyone Knows That" Being From A 1986 Porno Was The Last Thing I Expected From This Year
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kitsumo · 8 months ago
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in honor of ekt being found
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sleepyheadnat · 2 months ago
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So, the original backrooms picture, Everyone Knows That, Celebrity No. 6 and The Most Mysterious Song On The Internet all found in the same year??? What is up with 2024?
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chaotic-planet · 8 months ago
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Song sleuths after finally finding Everyone Knows That and its origins:
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