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Living the fucked up and sexually deviant lifestyle of. Uh. Being fat and liking it

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I love visiting people who have some kind of pet reptile because they're always like "would you like to hold the reptile" and I'm like "of course I would" and then the rest of the conversation happens with me just holding a random reptile and the reptile Has No Feelings about the situation. They always just sit there, probably vaguely wishing to return to their heat lamp but clearly exuding an energy of This Might As Well Happen. and then I put it back in its enclosure and go home and the reptile very clearly has no strong feelings about the situation.

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I'm going to *remembers suicide is often not a desire for death itself but rather an attempt to radically change one's life because the current state of being has become unbearable but the person can't think of any way to change it other than death* kill myself

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me, watching my mutuals post ceaselessly about a fandom i’m not in:

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The fujoshi to fudanshi pipeline in trans people is crazy

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anyone else get embarrassed when their self indulgent daydreams are like too self-indulgent? like oh jeez the telepaths are going to judge me

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Discussing baby’s future

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If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

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yeah.

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Nigel Farage got milkshaked again, what a time to be alive

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TIME TO RANDOMIZE YOUR GENITALS

Based on this post. Reblog and tag what you got on the wheel! In the event this breaches containment; I'm a monsterfucker so be warned that a good chunk of these reflect that.

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after almost decade of using AO3, i have just found out that you can put it on dark mode.

NO MORE BEING BLINDED BY FICS

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Happy Valentine's Day! Here are some gay robots :3

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Way'tgo, Superstar! - - - LOOK AT MY SON. After about two and a half years of working on this costume in between life stuff, he is finally done! Please let me know what you think! I worked really hard to make him real! The head is designed by me and 3D printed, and the armour is a mixture of foam covered in vinyl, foam covered in Worbla, and 3D prints.

I will be posting some little videos soon!

Photos: @pixlrose Assistance: @drivemetomars Cosplay, backdrop design by me

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"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"