#Eve of sloth

[xthunderbolt]

I made another version they're too cute 😭

[trashy-0possum]

Sleepy Ash/kuro hcs!

As we know hes the laziest mf in the world

Fav food instant ramen and potato chips ofc

Loves every soda. Cola? Fav drink

Anything cookie and cream flavoured he must eat it.

Goes shopping with mahiru to get himself a new comfy pillow!

Hates it when mahiru cleans the apartment

Hates vanilla ice cream (same)

Doesnt like to drink mahirus blood and will try not to even if they have to fight

Always eats together with mahiru so he doesnt feel lonely..

BRITISCH🇬🇧

Likes the smell of tea or bakeries

Always forgets his birthday and doesn't really care

Probably has over 50 Nintendo games and mahiru buyd him a switch for Christmas 😻

Always asks mahiru for new video games.

Sometimes falls asleep while playing and mahiru has to put a blanket over him so he wont get cold

Hates it cold

Will build blanket and pillow fords to eat chips and video games

Sometimes plays with his bell (the necklace mahiru gave him) and doesnt notice

Mahiru makes him be healthy. Hes to lazy to shower so mahiru will kick hum into the bathroom and lock the door till he showers

Smells like deodorant.

Like fr i dont think he will use fragrance or stuff like the others

If he stays up to long and mahiru is already sleeping he will go lay next to him in his cat form

Headpats? Yes. Give him some!

Curls himself into a ball abd sleeps for hours..

Sometimes forgets that he is in his vampire form and tries to climb on mahirus head

Mahirus hair? Fav place to sleep (in cat form)

Forgets birthdays

Zones out alot.

Probably has iron deficiency- (samee)

Passes out when he does too much- probably just passes out for a second and comes back like nothing happened-

Actually likes to read- (only manga)

Tea? Sure but with extra sugar

I finally did kuro! Of you have more requests i will gladly do them 😸👏

[favficbirthdays]

Happy Birthday

Mahiru Shirota (7th July)

Servamp

[wwkhx]

I'm sooo tired because of the exams, but I drew something besides the deadly files🤌

[lilacella]

Wishing you all a smooth ride into the new year!!💜🦥

May 2025 be good to you - OR ELSE...

I'll come for it.

[illustratedjai-art]

Skeleton Sloth - All Hallow's Sloths

And here it is, the official start to Hallowe'en month!

As you might have seen in the timelapse, I debated back and forth on how realistic to make the skeleton pattern - I ended up going for "realistic enough"… so please don't mention any inaccuracies here! [Image description: A cartoon sloth standing bipedally, wearing a black onesie wih a semi-realistic skeleton pattern on it. The sloth is carrying a small pumpkin shaped bucket and has white and black facepaint on in a skull pattern. The makeup is drawn intentionally poorly so that it looks badly applied.]

[vvh0adie]

Hello⁉️

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This is for Namjoon, you big Pelican Town Obelisk, Snow App nasty, smelling Tree of Souls bitch‼️

Why you diverge off the motherfuckin' schedule⁉️

With your trifflin' dirty Snow App, Johnson&Johnson man-tittie ass, big Sauroposeidon bitch‼️

AliExpress Arnold Schwarzenegger Teddy Bear body ass bitch‼️

You were supposed to tell me how proud you were after I passed my finals‼️

[brothermouse]

Bro u cannot hit me with ideas like Femboy Adam AND God maybe hatched from an egg in the same post????? I feel like I've been shot.

Excuse me, I'm a child of God, I can do whatever the h*ck I want. Premortal me fought and died for my right to choose to assault you psychically.

[luc1ferian]

Giving this a try if you don't mind!

January: Marketland - Lemon Demon (I get a lot of opportunities to buy things but they all suck)

February: HUMANS - GEN.KLOUD (My "dishumanity" arc furthers)

March: I Earn My Life - Lemon Demon (More pain and suffering over living in a capitalist society where life feels so small and limited)

April: The Ocean - Lemon Demon (Either I get really into the sea and ocean or I do things with my sea monster oc :D)

May: Spring and a Storm - Tally Hall (I go through hard times but I learn to find the good things within them)

June: The Man in Stripes and Glasses - Lemon Demon (Idk, I forget something important?? I get forgotten?? I finish a project I've been working on all my life and now I feel kinda empty??)

July: This is Home - Cavetown (Oh boy uhh, I lose a friend somehow and have an identity crisis?)

August: ¡Aikido! (Neurotic / Erotic) - Will Wood and The Tapeworms (Uh I get a crush on someone)

September: Willard! - Will Wood (OH SHIT NOT THIS SONG UH I FEEL LESS AND LESS CONNECTED TO HUMANITY OR SOMETHING??? Maybe it won't be bad and I'll get a mouse or make an animal friend)

October: Stay Alive - Hamilton The Musical (Fighting to stay alive)

November: Rule #21 - Momento Mori - Fish in a Birdcage (I get addicted to caffeine and get stuck in a work spiral)

December: Vs. Lancer - Toby Fox (Silly time)

open tags! (bc im too shy and nervous to tag people)

i wanna start a tag game so: let your spotify predict your 2024!

shuffle your on repeat playlist, and the first twelve songs represent your 2024

january- guns and ships- hamilton (idek what this could represent but okay)

february- we fell in love in october- girl in red (PLEASE)

march- say no to this- hamilton (…i have nothing to say about this)

april- castles crumbling- taylor swift ft hayley williams (damnit sad month then?)

may- you’re losing me- taylor swift (FUCK TWO SAD MONTHS?? breakup songs are even worse now that im actually in a relationship. please. better not be accurate)

june- astronomy- conan gray (please stop why am i having so many sad songs)

july- stoned- ed sheeran (oh fuck this)

august- new year’s day- taylor swift (hm okay. idk what to say about this)

september- heather- conan gray (i consider heather to be a happy song AND it’s mine and my partners song so i’m taking this as a good one)

october- 18- one direction (yessss we’re going okay now)

november- king of my heart- taylor swift (YESSS)

december- all too well (ten minute version)- taylor swift (i take it back ugh)

no pressure tags!!- @autumnleavesforwinter @weeping-in-the-willows @swiftieannah @felizusnavidad @jittyjames @anixknowsnothin (please help me get this off the ground, but also if this flops you saw nothing)

[xthunderbolt]

now all kuros felt mahiru's reaching hand...

[trashy-0possum]

Mahiru shirota Headcannons

House wife

The cleanest mf on earth

Would just smell like laundry detergent or soap-

Simple person

Loves cooking especially cakes or sweets in general

"the mom" friend

More a dog person but since he has kuro he actually got a liking to cats

Probably has the most boring apartment ever everything simple since he doesnt spend money on merch or just decoration in general

He would have alot of led lights and put them on when its dark

Watches kuro play video games while he reads a book on the couch

Only reads books about cooking (even a book about being a good parent lmao-)

✨Therapist friend✨

Has at least one brown teddy bear that he got from his uncle while he took care of him

Would always cuddle that bear when hes alone or sad

His uncle always brings him souvenirs when hes away and i think he would have a dedicated shelf for the souvenirs (⁠ᗒ⁠ᗩ⁠ᗕ⁠)

Movie nights with kuro>>

Since kuro is lazy af i think mahiru would even treat him like a child like help him brush his hair or wash his bodie cause hes So lazy and he cant deal with that-

Would buy kuro his Favorit videogame for his birthday<3

Best gift giver on earth!

He would remember each birthday of his friends and give them a gift and maybe a cake he baked

Throws secret birthday parties for his friends

Ur sick? He will take care of u even if you dont like it.

Morning person

Always goes to bed early

Cleaning the apartment on weekends!

Will kick ur ass if u get chips on the couch or the ground

A very good listener

Best hugger and will squeeze you to death.

Will babysit everyone. Your siblings? Sure! your dog? Sure!

Visits his moms grave on her birthday and talks to her for hours 😭

Tea boy.

Has a hohle Kabinett of tea for each problem. Headache? TEA!

✨This was a request of @sy1r4h and next up im gonna make lily headcannons!!!✨

[favficbirthdays]

Happy Birthday

Mahiru Shirota (7th July)

Servamp

[jollmaster]

redesign trivia: Adam

° semitic type

° reddish tanned because Adam was created from red clay

° eyes of gold because of the ichor running through veins

° simple earrings

° wears metal claws on fingers

° cloak over scratched knight armor

° golden and white colors as a symbol of power from above

° during the battles Adam uses an axe that has seen many deaths

° the word אָדָם (his hebrew name) is carved on the axe handle

° on your knees, lower ©

main gang: Vaggie, Charlie, Angel Dust, Niffty, sir Pentious, Cherri Bomb, Husk, Alastor (+ as humans)

Heaven: Eve, Lute, Emily, Sera

Adam and Eve's children: Cain, Abel, Seth, Awan, Azura

Hell: Lilith, Lucifer, Seviathan, Helsa, Razzle and Dazzle

Sins: Asmodeus [Lust], Beelzebub [Gluttony], Satan [Wrath], Mammon [Greed], Belphegor [Sloth]

Lucifer's wives: Eisheth Zenunim, Naamah, Agrat bat Mahlat

Vees: Vox, Valentino, Velvette

overlords: Zestial, Rosie, Carmilla Carmine, Odette and Clara

friends and relatives: Mimzy, Arackniss, Molly, Alastor's mom, Alastor's father

[cameoutstruggling93]

Gang! I'm HOPING to send holiday cards out the first week of December and that week will be here before we know it! DM me if you'd like some mail!!!

Hey babes!

Holiday season is approaching and so is card giving season!! I love sending holiday cards to my friends and loved ones and that's you guys too 👉😎👉 if you'd like a card this December, let me know and DM your address and prefered name! Putting your tumblr blog name may not fly with USPS lol

Love the season of joy and giving!

[illustratedjai-art]

Cardboard Robot Sloth - All Hallow's Sloths

Happy Hallowe'en at last! Here's the final sloth in the series - there's always that one kid who goes whole hog on their costume, and the sloths are no different. If you watched the timelapse I posted yesterday, you might have noticed that I coloured everything on the cardboard body in its orignal colour before covering it up with the silver. Can you tell from the final piece? Nope. Was it worth it for the fact that I'll always know? Oh definitely.

Have a great Hallowe'en today everyone! [Image description: A cartoon sloth standing bipedally. It is dressed in a cardboard robot costume. A large carboard box makes up the base of the torso of the costume, and there is a smaller box on the sloth's head. The boxes are coloured so that it looks inexpertly spray-painted silver, with some of the brown of the cardboard still showing through. The front of the large box has various things glued to it, including a CD, as well as painted on dials and switches and things. The smaller box has one side cut out so that you can see the sloth's face. On the sides of the box are two protrusions, about where ears would go, and there's a small antenna on the very top. The arms of the costume are made from flexible ducting tube, and the sloth is clearly having to hold its arms at odd angles in order to wear the costume properly. In one claw it holds an orage, pumpkin shaped bucket with a jack-o-lantern face drawn on it. The sloth’s eyes are closed.]

[shapard]

Candle Night🕯️

Lucifer x Seraphim!fem!reader

Lucifer treats you after your recovery.

Smut, P in V, virgin, soft Lucifer, not proof read so mistakes ahead<3

You groaned in pain as you flexed your back. How long was it till you had a proper bath? 

Belphegor recommend you not to bath the next couple weeks when you returned from heaven after the fight. 

You can go over your body with a cloth of tissue, you just must be careful not to damage the plaster bandage. Even though Leonardo healed your broken body parts, some grew wrong and had to be broken again. Lucifer was by your side meanwhile the nurser broke your Carpal bones.

Lucifer brought you to his mansion to have a better eye at you. Lammy was always watching that you don’t have to carry anything with your healthy hand and when Lucifer wasn’t there the little lamp would carry your things with her cute little horns. Lucifer hates to leave your side, but you always tell him to help his daughter out in the hotel. 

So, he did. 

Your wish is his command. 

Yesterday you and Lucifer went to the Sloth ring to get rid of the plaster bandage. 

So, Lucifer planned to bath today and ease your aching muscles that begs for a massage. A soft knock Interrupted your trains of thoughts and Lucifer stepped inside. 

“Apple pie?” You hummed softly watching when Lucifer sat down beside you. 

The bed dipped under his weight, and you slid closer towards him. “You want to take a bath with me? You haven’t had ones in couple of months and I got a little surprise for you.” 

You chuckled at how he seems to shine bright in happiness as you agreed to take a bath with him. He didn’t waste any time and rushed with you through the halls to his huge bathroom. 

The bathtub was large and could easily fit ten sinners in it. The bathroom had beautiful Greek design shapes, making it look like the ancient Rome. 

The bathroom lights were turned off, but the room was lit with red candles. The smell of cinnamon Apple filled your nostril, reminding you of how good Lucifer smells. 

“Wow.” Your fingertips glides on the cold surface from the tub and Lucifer stood proudly naked in the room. How did he get out of clothes so fast?

Lucifer walked behind your and helped you to get undressed. Once you were standing naked with him you thought about the newer scars that adorns your body. 

The largest was the one on your thigh that Michael did to you, your worries only grew when Lucifer hasn’t moved or said anything. “You’re so beautiful dear.” Your cheek heated and you couldn’t stop yourself from smiling. 

Lucifer took your hand in his and you followed him in the warm water. You sunk into the water and you let out a moan of pleasure from the warmth. The warm water was relaxing and Lucifers hands were quick to massage your back. 

This is heaven. 

Lucifer was talking to you about his little father and daughter date he and Charlie had. But all you could focus was how good his fingers worked the knots out of your shoulder and back. 

You hummed soft as he kissed your neck and said a softly I love you. 

“You enjoy this.” You moaned in response, and he chuckled. He pecked your lips and travelled down to your stomach. His hand massaged your waist, and you couldn’t help but groan in pleasure. 

Lucifers forked tongue slithered down to your now wet folds. 

He looked into your half-lidded eyes waiting for your consent and you gave him a short yes. His tongue quickly entered, and it was incredible. You completely forgot how good he is with his tongue. 

No wonder why Lilith and Eve left Adam for such a man. 

Your whole body was heated, and the water was making you feel even more dizzier than you already were. Lucifer groaned between your fold sending vibration onto your clit. 

Lucifers clawed finger started to work on your clit to get more of that delicious juice of yours. 

The first time was already addictive but now he is addicted and wants nothing more to make you cum several times on his forked tongue. 

You almost screamed when he hit your g-spot and he smirked. “Found it.” His tongue worked faster hitting the spot every time in a divine way. 

You were a moaning mess, and you grabbed his golden hair. Lucifer moaned as you pulled on his hair and his dick twitched in arousal. His other hand went up to twirl your hardened nipple and you throw your head back moaning at the pain and pleasurable twirl. 

It was just a matter of time and stamina, but your whole body shook as you came near to the high. 

You thrusted your hips up and down on Lucifers face. It was so sinful, but you couldn’t help yourself. The way his tongue moved in your womanhood so perfectly and addictive. 

Maybe it was the bond that grew stronger between you two, or it was how he mastered the art of pleasuring a woman. You don’t know. All you know is that you want this man that was between your thighs. The man that brought the light into your depressing world. 

You moaned his name out loud and your cum started to drip down his chin down to the water that moves comfortable around the both of you. 

Lucifer didn’t stop, he sucked in every drop your pussy was treating him. His tail was swaying side to side in Lust and happiness. 

You closed your legs out of over stimulation, but Lucifer would rip them open again sucking you dry. 

He just can’t stop when you taste this good and the expressions you made was just adding more oil to his fire. Finally, after a while he stops, licking his black lips to taste you a bit more. 

His pupils were blowing wide and all he could think about was claiming your right here and now. Lucifer dips down and kissed you passionate. His tip was pressed on your cunt, but he didn’t slip in, not now. 

First, he wanted to devour your lips fully.

You could taste your own liquid on his tongue mixed with his saliva. The kiss was like a way of saying welcome home. A spark that grew inside you, filling your emotion with dopamine. 

You whined as he broke the kiss, you wanted that his lips stayed longer on yours. 

“Should I stop?” Lucifer asked careful as he drew a small heart with his clawed finger. You shook your head, but Lucifer wasn’t pleased with the non-verbal answer. “Use words Apple pie.” His eyes trailed down to the small heart Tattoo you got with Angel Dust and back up to you. 

“No Luci. I want you to continue, please.” He smiled and attacked you with another mind blow kiss. “This may hurt.” But you didn’t care. You want and need Lucifer now. 

He kissed your lips and pressed his dick into your drenched pussy. You groaned as you felt something this huge in you and he wasn’t even fully in. 

He stopped as he felt a soft tear slipping out of your eye and he pushed your head deeper into his. He waited for a sign that he can push deeper in. You nod after a couple of seconds, and he slipped all of his length into you in one swift thrust. 

You moaned at the pain and pleasure. You felt so full. “I’m sorry you just feel so good.” He whined and dipped into the crook of your neck, nibbing on it Softly. 

You’ll be his death one day. You just feel too good to be true.

You were a breathing mess as the pain started to fade into pure bliss. Your hand reconnected with his hair and he understood the assignment.

 His hips moved back and forth making the water sway with your movements. The spark of the soul bond was adding to the pleasure in your body. Every time he touched you in different places and you could just cum right onto the spot. 

Lucifer felt it too. Maybe even more than you. The way your pussy clenched around him is driving him insane. He tried to hold back as much as he can because it is your first time. But your pussy just takes him so good and he’s not sure if he’ll go soft on you the next time.

This was already hard enough.

The way he moved his hips into yours and how he twitched inside you, made you want more. 

“Faster please!” You didn’t have to ask twice. Lucifer moaned and moved his hips faster against you the water started to drench the area around you. You two didn’t cared all you could focus on was how good Lucifer felt inside you.

Heavy breathing and moans filled the bathroom. If the water hadn’t been there, the whole room would be filled with sinful skin against skin clapping. 

You felt your high coming closer and closer. Your moans were starting to get louder and louder and so were Lucifers. Lucifer thumb started to circle your clit, sweat pearled down your forehead. 

This was the best feeling ever and you understand why Angel enjoys this so much. 

You both reached your peak and Lucifer whined your name into your ear as his hips stuttered forward into yours. He painted your walls in white and your pussy sucked him dry. 

You hummed as your body felt completely full and relaxed. The next two hours you two were in each other arms cuddling the day away.

_____

Charlie walked down to the kitchen when she smelled the apple pancakes. Her dad used to make them for her, so it wasn’t a surprise to find Lucifer in the kitchen. 

His skin was glowing, and he was happier than ever. His energy was more than other days which was a lot, even for Charlie.

Angel Dust sat next to Charlie; a smirk adorned his features. “They definitely had sex.”

A/n: yummy

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@i-have-no-life-charlie @sirenetheblogger @concentratedconcrete