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I lurk through the cursed halls of my wicked master's lair.

I creep into my foreboding workspace

I turn on my bloodstained computer

I open my sinful email client

"Per our previous conversation, I've attached the EVIL spreadsheets for your review. Let me know if there's anything else you need."

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Re: the third bullet point, This beautiful piece is currently on display in the Church History Museum. It used to hang in the temple in the early Utah days.

Keychains, magnets and prints of it are available in the museum's gift shop.

I am a TRADITIONAL MORMON and I follow TRADITIONAL MORMON VALUES

I am a COMMUNIST

I believe in PRISON ABOLITION

when I see someone being HOMOSEXUAL or TRANSSEXUAL, I mind my OWN DAMN BUSINESS

I support ROBUST URBAN PLANNING

I think all young women should learn INTEGRATED PEST CONTROL

I like my women how I like my men: VOTING IN EVERY ELECTION and BECOMING DOCTORS

I believe people are INHERENTLY GOOD and need to be ENCOURAGED WITH COMPASSION, not CONTROLLED WITH AUTHORITARIANISM

I think HANDCARTS are the BEST WAY TO TRAVEL

I practice WITCHCRAFT, MAGIC, DIVINATION, and ASTROLOGY

FOLLOW MY BLOG FOR MORE TRADITIONAL MORMON BELIEFS

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Mormon men are hot idc what y'all say

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This is a string of words that hit me like a runaway freight train, leaving nothing but a greasy smear on the tracks.

So obviously I'm very interested

i hope if i ever blow up on tumblrstake it's because people finally give heed to the Mormon Drake Mallard Cinematic Universe fanfiction ive been developing where darkwing duck from the 1991 disney afternoon cartoon darkwing duck is mormon and does mormon things in his free time

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I am a TRADITIONAL MORMON and I follow TRADITIONAL MORMON VALUES

I am a COMMUNIST

I believe in PRISON ABOLITION

when I see someone being HOMOSEXUAL or TRANSSEXUAL, I mind my OWN DAMN BUSINESS

I support ROBUST URBAN PLANNING

I think all young women should learn INTEGRATED PEST CONTROL

I like my women how I like my men: VOTING IN EVERY ELECTION and BECOMING DOCTORS

I believe people are INHERENTLY GOOD and need to be ENCOURAGED WITH COMPASSION, not CONTROLLED WITH AUTHORITARIANISM

I think HANDCARTS are the BEST WAY TO TRAVEL

I practice WITCHCRAFT, MAGIC, DIVINATION, and ASTROLOGY

FOLLOW MY BLOG FOR MORE TRADITIONAL MORMON BELIEFS

[brothermouse]

Chapters: 8/? Fandom: Original Work Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Additional Tags: Space Opera, Science Fiction, Encyclopedia, world building Summary:

The Encyclopedia Rexxus (Abridged) is your handy guide to the vast Known Galaxy. With this useful and compact reference in your hand/claw/talon/pseudopod/psychokinetic grasp you’re well equipped to go just about anywhere in the Seven Systems!

[brothermouse]

Alright folks, we’re going full Mormon on this bitch

[brothermouse]

So, in light of *gestures vaguely at all that nonsense* here's my plan for getting through this:

First, we follow the hierarchy of needs.

Step 1: eat something, drink something, get some rest (sleep if possible, but at least lie down and be still for a bit). You might be angry and scared, but by God you're not allowed to be angry, scared, AND hungry. You can only have two. Because I said so.

Step 2: make yourself safe. I'm talking immediate, animal safety. We can deal with long term safety later. Lock yourself your bedroom, surround yourself with safe people. Whatever you need to do to convince your animal body that there is no tiger chasing them.

Step 3: Be yourself. Do something that makes you feel like you. Write something, read something, watch a movie, crochet a hat, whatever it is that makes you feel most like you.

This won't fix any of that. *gestures vaguely again* But it will give you time, space and solid ground to stand on while you figure out what's next. After you take care of yourself then you can look around for the smart, brave, and bold people who have plans.

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Hey now, priesthood holders can be widdle baby animals

If not than what am I even doing here?

i keep calling my senior cat "widdle baby animal" and last night i caught myself and said "stop it. she's old enough to hold the priesthood"

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fun fact: I’ve actually tried to do a ceramics version of this but the flower was not cooperating

[brothermouse]

The bishopric reminded the congregation to focus on Christ in their testimonies before they turned the time over and that gives me hope that they’ll shut off the mic if anyone speaks about the election

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I'LL BOOP ALL YOU MOTHER BOOPERS!

I DON'T EVEN CARE!

I'LL BOOP ANYONE!

I'LL BOOP YOU!

I'LL BOOP YOUR DAD!

I'LL BOOP A COP!

I'LL BOOP A PRIEST!

I'LL BOOP YOUR DAD!

I'LL BOOP YOUR DAD ON THE LIPS!

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Nothing but a sleeper agent for the boop cult

[brothermouse]

Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

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