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[brothermouse]

Have you heard about the orange currently running the United States?

As a former mule-driver, let me tell you: I know a jackass when I see one.

[brothermouse]

Sunday Doodle 4/13/25

So since my “Help! I Only Wanted To Preach The Gospel! Not Become The Most Powerful Cleric In Another World!” Mormon ieskai idea I posted for my Conference Doodles got a pretty good response, I kinda wanted to explore it more. Here’s Elder Flinders likening the scriptures unto himself.

I’m also going to try to write a short Elder Flinders story and submit it to this year’s “Mormon Lit Blitz”, wish me luck!

[brothermouse]

That's the one downside of learning the Deseret Alphabet. People will ask you about it and you have to try to figure out how to explain it without sounding like a crazy person.

*doing a craft project with the kiddos at work*

Kid: What are you painting on your rock?

Me: It’s my name!

Kid: Oh, cool! What language is that?

Me: Um

[brothermouse]

Pronouns? That's the intersection of two things I don't respect: gender, which was made up by Big Bathroom to sell more bathrooms; and language, which was made up by Big Dictionary to sell more dictionaries.

I'll respect you and however you identify, but I'll be damned if I willingly respect the Frankenstein of capitalism that is pronouns.

[brothermouse]

gird up your loins, fresh courage take, our god will never us forsake

[brothermouse]

Welcome to Queerstake, everyone here has at least one church figure (current or historical) that they love dearly with all their heart, mind and soul and another church figure (current or historical) that they would like to brawl with dirty style in a Denny's parking lot where they can use rocks and broken glass and stuff

[brothermouse]

"I'm right, God knows it. Now get over here so I can cuss you out properly."

Give it up for one of the rawest pieces of text I've ever read and it's 2 Nephi 7:8

And the Lord is near, and he justifieth me. Who will contend with me? Let us stand together. Who is mine adversary? Let him come near me, and I will smite him with the strength of my mouth."

[brothermouse]

As a Mormon, I'm just as confused as you are.

i wanted to know if eagles can ever like carry their babies in their talons but the only one who will answer me is mormons

[brothermouse]

I'm so glad that this idea has infected others with the same intensity that it has plagued me. I am no longer alone in this nightmare

yeah so this post by @brothermouse has taken over my brain

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General Conference Doodles 4/6/2025, Sunday Afternoon Session

Back in the 60s they were brainstorming ways to make the temple ordinances more accessible to groups of saints overseas. Someone floated (heh) the idea of converting (heh heh) a boat into a mobile temple. The idea didn’t go anywhere, but I still like to wonder what that would look like.

[brothermouse]

Yeah, I guess your faith is cool, but do you have an army of elders on speed dial who are willing to drop everything and come over to help bail water out from your basement? Do you also have an army of sisters who can bake enough cookies to end world hunger in one weekend if needed?

Bro, do you even create community when you commune with Christ?

[brothermouse]

gg brother mouse

Gotta get through the line fast, Heber's mom brought Capri Suns

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General Conference Doodles, 4/6/2025, Sunday Morning Session

An idea I’ve been beating around for an isekai/light novel type story that’s pretty muck explained by the title. “HELP! I Only Wanted To Preach The Gospel! Not Become The Most Powerful Cleric In Another World!”

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General Conference Doodles 4/5/2025, Saturday Evening Session

I don’t think we, as a church, talk enough about how DUMMY THICC the Sapporo Japan Temple is. Please, discuss it in the comments.

General Conference Doodles 4/5/2025, Saturday morning session

I already made the Tokyo Temple into a giant robot, and there are only four (LDS) temples in Japan, so I figured I might as well get cracking on the other 3. Here’s the Fukuoka Japan Temple with a giant sword.

[brothermouse]

General Conference Doodles 4/5/2025, Saturday Afternoon Session

The Okinawa Japan Temple as a giant robot. The Okinawa Temple doesn’t have an Angel Moroni, but they do incorporate this cool flower design, so I had fun with that.

General Conference Doodles 4/5/2025, Saturday morning session

I already made the Tokyo Temple into a giant robot, and there are only four (LDS) temples in Japan, so I figured I might as well get cracking on the other 3. Here’s the Fukuoka Japan Temple with a giant sword.

[brothermouse]

General Conference Doodles 4/5/2025, Saturday morning session

I already made the Tokyo Temple into a giant robot, and there are only four (LDS) temples in Japan, so I figured I might as well get cracking on the other 3. Here’s the Fukuoka Japan Temple with a giant sword.

[brothermouse]

WEIRD MORMONISM IS THE BEST MORMONISM