#Eve!

[timetravellingkitty]

hey did you guys win the elections? (If so thats great!!!! So happy for u guys)

I don't know how to explain to people that our defeat feels like a victory

[ask-the-usa-manor]

Has anyone else noticed how Iowa basically makes everything, or it least grows the corn for it. Seriously, what doesn't contain corn?

“Nothing doesn’t contain corn!” Iowa smiled, sitting in the comfort of his own hou— Heyyy, can we even do that? This is ask-the-usa-manor, isn’t it against the rules to leave said manor?

[Various sounds of page turning.]

…Okay, so the rule book is actually an Olive Garden menu. Thought I would’ve noticed that sooner, but here we are. We’ve busted Tennessee out of prison before though, among other things. This should be fine.

“Have you seen those hyperrealistic cake videos?” Iowa continued, “I’ve been doing those. With corn. Only in my own home, of course. Mostly. Nothing too big.”

In the background, Nebraska went to the fridge for a drink. The second he pulled the door, the handle came off and reduced itself to a pile of corn kernels.

Nebraska looked down at the pile of corn on the floor for a long, long moment. Eventually, he made direct eye contact with the Anon.

“…”

[sliceofdyke]

fire emoji + psychological horror

omg i am not into psychological horror at all bc i am a scaredy cat so i guess my unpopular opinion would be that. Um. lawlight is overrated as a romantic pairing, their dynamic is very interesting but it's Weird for ppl to be shipping a high schooler and an adult (bc L is actually like 25)

[immortaladrien]

You know what time it isss. Eve's weird question time: describe your wips but in a form of AITA (am i the asshole posts from reddit)

this works surprisingly well, i’m floored

Mistborne: AITA for dragging my friends in the woods on a sidequest that might up kill us all? We’re all immensely powerful heroes on our way to slay a dragon, and decided to rest in a random town for the night. No biggie. Turns out this town is terrorized by a witch living in the woods! Naturally, I peer pressure my friends into taking a pit stop to kill the witch. Here’s the catch. It turns out the witch is like, crazy powerful and even her low level traps have ended up in near death scenarios for all three of us; We can’t even turn back because of how disorienting the forest is! We’ve taken multiple detours and this has never happened before… how was I supposed to know this one would turn out so badly?

In The End: AITA for encouraging my friends to steal magical items off dead tyrants to topple a reign of terror? Lol okay this might sound really bad, but I’m talking these corpses are like, mass murderers! My friends can totally handle the artifacts and I’m sure they won’t go mad with power. Sure some of them don’t exactly trust themselves with the objects (pretty sure one of them has been mind controlled by an artifact before), but that’s just because they’re anxious. Someone has to save the world so no harm no foul, right?

[steams-art-corner]

More art of my trio of past and present mains

This is a little bit older and Eve's 'outfit' is different (neither is right or wrong I haven't settled on an 'outfit' for them yet lmao)

[ralfmaximus]

Tesla is tanking so hard it is dragging the entire EV segment's sales down into the negative. When you omit Tesla from the equation, EV sales are up 13% across the board.

Don't let anyone tell you EV sales are in a slump.

[street-of-mercy]

[your-absent-father]

I think people misunderstand "x fell first, y fell harder " trope because it's not about like the one who fell harder loves the other person harder. It's just that the one who fell first falls in a graceful way, one step at the time, maybe gradually over a span of time. The one who fell harder smashes trough the air, there's blood everywhere, everything is fine-

[diabloku]

king of rizz™ 🥂

[peachhoneii]

Can we talk about the fact Lucifer more or less implied he ate Lilith out in the Garden of Eden?

Because he’s that guy, he also implied he and Eve fucked. I don’t think it was just a sly reference to the apple. I believe he and Eve had a sexual relationship.

Adam, you were such a horrible husband. Your first and second wife chose the same man over you.

I am all for Eve x Lilith x Lucifer being a romantic throuple and were happy, at least for a time before things got bad. Before Charlie.

If I can’t get that in canon, I will make it my fanon. For all we know, Cain is Lucifer’s son!

[timetravellingkitty]

omg do you listen to maya hawke??

yep!

[ask-the-usa-manor]

June 6th! The anniversary of me being trapped in this infinite abyss of a blog waiting for my liberation by the hands of the Chosen One™️ who memorized the Bøxællian Scrolls hidden in the Cave of Those Who Wandered located beneath the earth of Eastwestern Siberia!

Any Chosen Ones? Anyone? No?

Aw, dang. Maybe next year…

[sliceofdyke]

the post you just rbed made me realize i havent read akane banashi since sept 2023 and i feel like such a fake fan oh my god

😭😭 ITS OKAY i need to catch up too

[immortaladrien]

Eve's weird question time: give that one character a gun. You know exactly which one. What would happen? (Refrence to those "the x book would be much shorter if they had just give y a gun)

this is such a fun break while i’m working on requests!

…the character is 100% airon though; if you give the dude who broke out of 3 years of mind control a gun, let me tell you. the battles aren’t lasting long. there’s no redemption arcs, just a couple of bangs and the book is over 💀

[steams-art-corner]

Eve reference sheet!

Those dragon flying races have been one of my favourite things all expansion

[madamserpentessa]

“The fruit was never an apple”

Max Svabinsky, (1873-1962)

“In Paradise” circa 1918