#Episode 30

[marvelousbelladonna]

Talk to us about the relationship between Orym and Dorian. Their scene of confession and how they are doing in this new romance.

[himemeiya]

*sips tea*

[climb10]

Joel: “Horse cursed? More like horse blessed.”

This man is one stray stallion away from posting “Horse Scream Sounds to Sleep To (TEN HOURS, AD-FREE, ATMOSPHERIC HORSE SCREAMS FOR DEEP RELAXATION AND CONCENTRATION)”

[deathnotewiki]

November 19, 2009:

With America’s announcement, the Japanese government and those of other countries fall into chaos.

The American vice-president (now president) announces the disbandment of the SPK.

Mello comes to SPK headquarters and shares information with Near.

[blububbie]

Me personally my favorite thing about The Magnus Protocol is how alive and well and happy and alive and cool and alive and super duper alive everyone is!

[slutpoppers]

Orochimaru gives Sasuke the curse mark

[icy-watch]

And that's a wrap on Ninjago.

I wasn't sure what to expect when I first started watching this show. I had the barest knowledge going in. I'd seen clips over the years, but that was really about it.

I'm really glad I watched it. It was a lot of fun. I laughed, I cried, I screamed, I scared my poor dog more times than I can count. Who knew a show about some silly little LEGOs could give you so many feels?

Thank you all so much for joining me on this.

So, what's next after this? There's still a little over a day left on my poll. There's a clear front winner, but I won't declare anything until it's done. But I'm thinking starting the new show on Monday? Y'all are more than welcome to stick around and watch me react to the next show before I dive in to Dragons Rising. It should be just as much fun (and painful, I'm told).

So, I'll see y'all again soon!

(I'll be posting my correct and incorrect predictions tomorrow and responding to everyone then. XOXOXO -Icy💜)

[duckiemimi]

“you’re late” is a phrase i’ve seen a lot in this series (well, just gojo, geto, and mechamaru). i’m telling you, time and the lack thereof is the core tragedy in jjk! not biology, not fate or fatalism—it’s time! a split second too late and a millennia too fast.

[chuckle-clips]

Matt: Can I have some of this?

Schlatt: Yeah. 

Charlie: Well, Supermega, we got a little bit of a sandwich going on we like to sort of build it up throughout the—

[Matt gags]

Schlatt: It’s like really bad. 

Matt: No, I— It’s good, I was laughing at what he said. 

Charlie: No, are you done?

Ryan: Hey, this is cute, okay, but…

Ted: Hey. Have some respect. 

Charlie: Just please, we try to be serious here, and just— for once, man— just for fucking once, be real, like with us here. 

Ted: Here in this place. 

Charlie: Okay?

Matt: I’m sorry. Genuinely. 

Charlie: Thank you. Thank you. We are the Chuckle Sandwich, Ted is the butt loaf. 

Matt: The what?

Charlie: He is the butt loaf. 

Schlatt: Don’t touch me. Don’t touch me. 

Matt: Like the butt end of the bread? 

Charlie: It’s like the ends of the bread, man. I don’t understand. 

Schlatt: Don’t touch me. Don’t touch me. 

Charlie: I’m… I’m the meat. 

Matt and Ryan: Yeah you are. 

Matt: Jinx. You owe me another kiss. 

Ryan: Okay. 

[Ted and Charlie laugh]

Ted: This podcast—

Ryan: Why is that funny? 

Schlatt: There’s nothing funny about that. 

Matt: Why— Yeah, two men kissing is funny— It’s so funny isn’t it. 

Charlie: I think it’s funny how you’re being so disrespectful while we’re trying to ask you a freaking question. 

Schlatt: I’m the mayo. 

Ryan: It’s disrespectful for two men to show their love for each other? 

[Charlie laughs]

Matt: Two best friends to enjoy each other’s company. 

Schlatt: I think it’s fine. 

Matt: In such a straight way, too. 

Charlie: What part of the sandwich do you wanna— what part of the sandwich—

Schlatt: I— No, listen. I respect it and I would love to watch you do it again. 

Matt: You wanna kiss?

Schlatt: No. You two. 

Ryan: You wanna watch us do it a third time? 

Matt: We’ve— I mean, we’ve kissed a lot of— We try to kiss as many other Youtubers as we can. 

Schlatt: Well, I’m not—

Matt: You can watch on video, there’s—

Ted: I was holding Ryan’s hand earlier. 

Matt: We’ve kissed Maxmoefoe, Chad, Twomad. 

Ryan: It felt like more like I was holding your hand, though. 

Matt: Markiplier. 

Charlie: Woah. 

Ted: No no no no no. 

Schlatt: You kissed Markiplier? 

Matt: And Jacksepticeye. We kissed Jacksepticeye on the lips. 

Ted: Really?

Charlie: How was that?

Matt: We’ve kissed a lot of Youtubers on the lips. We kind of— 

Charlie: What was your favorite? 

Ted: Yeah, what was your favorite? 

Matt: Jakob from Offcanny. 

Ryan: He has very—

Matt: He— His lips literally like—

Ryan: Perfect. 

Matt: When we kissed, it actually like… I was like, that was a really soft kiss. And I could’ve gone for more if it was off camera. 

Ryan: Real talk, it was pro— it was legitimately thats the best kiss I’ve ever gotten from a Youtuber. 

Matt: It taste— It tasted good too, he had like cherry lipgloss on. 

[alipeeps]

Episode 30

I think I'll have to skip doing gifs for these last few commentaries, or it'll take me days to get through them all... 😭

Oh dang, Zhou Yichen's words are weighing on Li Lun.

Zhu Yan gave Li Lun the Truth Eye?!! 😭

What I don't get about this show is that they act like these two have been enemies for centuries.... but we know from the timeline it's been 8 years! They fell out and Li Lun was sealed 8 years ago just before the blood moon where Zhu Yan lost control.

"How long has it been since we played Go so peacefully?"

"I don't remember anymore"

IT'S BEEN EIGHT FUCKING YEARS!! 😂

It never had to be this way Li Lun, you're the one who made this a zero sum game.

How are his eyes so big?

Yeah but of those two friends, Li Lun, only one is a) a mass murderer, and b) actively choosing to possess and kill the other. When it comes down to a choice of who gets to inhabit one body - the original owner of the body, who is a literal child, has far greater rights to it than the one who stole the body and has killed lots of people.

The thing is... this is lovely and dramatic and all... but it's so unnecessary. All y'all idiots had to do was what I suggested at the end of episode 29 - tie that fucker up until Zhuo Yichen gets back with the sword and then sever his primordial spirit and free Xiao Bai. Why let Li Lun loose to start a fight that risks losing the opportunity to save Bai Jiu?

Also, can we please bear in mind that only recently Zhao Yuanzhou had his inner core damaged and a lot of his demon power consumed... and was warned it would not be a quick recovery.

Ah fuck... and Li Lun knows it. Wait up tho.. he's lost ALL his demon power? And is no different from a human? Is that true? And will he get it back?

Oh nice! Your opponent... is me!

But AGAIN... this is so fucking unnecessary! I mean yeah, badass fight scene and all... but you could have fucking resolved all this safely while Li Lun was unconscious.

Give it up for baby bro!!

Wait did baby bro like.. DIE, die? He's a puppet infused with Pei Siheng's spirit... I didn't think he could die?

Ahhh fuuuck and Wen Xiao is using the baize power (though without the token, it seems?) which could exacerbate her poisoning...

Zhuo Yichen would you please just fucking do whatever it is you need to do to remove Li Lun's primordial spirit, while he is fucking restrained!! Please! You're killing me here!

Great. So Wen Xiao injured herself for nothing because you didn't take advantage of the opportunity offered.

YING LEI!! NOOOOOOOO!!!

Well, this is going fucking great. 4 out of 5 of the team are now incapacitated in some way.

Don't you fucking do it. Don't do it. Not Ying Lei. Please...

Don't die don't die don't die don't die

JFC Bai Jiu will never recover if his body is used to kill Ying Lei...

Oh fuck he's crying... is... is Bai Jiu fighting back?!

DOITDOITDOITDOITDOITPLEASEFUCKINGSAVEHIM

Here you go, stick him in this piece of wood. 😂

Oh fuck not just any piece of wood... the root of Li Lun's pagoda tree... given to Zhu Yan centuries ago... 😭

So that was what Zhao Yuanzhou meant by a draw... a chance for Li Lun still to live. You didn't even give him chance to explain what he was offering Li Lun...

OH FUCK there was more to that "Promise me" that Zhou Yichen agreed to!!

Ying Lei won't let go of him. My heart!!

Oh don't you fucking have Ying Lei die on me now??!!

I don't like this close up of his face with a blurry lens. Don't fucking do this to me...

It was. You're best boy, Ying Lei. You always have been.

I hate this. Please don't let him die.

How can a half-god, half-demon mountain god die from such wounds?

How dare you fucking finally give him the validation he has always been seeking - and always deserved - only as he's dying?

This is killing me. He didn't need to die. And they are dragging it out soooo long. 😭😭😭😭😭

You bastards. You fucking bastards. I am NOT ok.

Xiao Jiu. Come back to us baby boy.

He's going to be devastated about YIng Lei. 😭😭

Oh dang, he wakes up and the first person he sees is his mum!!

I am actually genuinely fucking crying.

So has he lost his demonic power permanently?

So... there's 4.5 eps left to go. Wen Zongyu is dead. Li Lun is defeated. Bai Jiu is rescued.

What's going to be the plot for the next 4 episodes? It can't all be about Wen Xiao's poisoning...

Is shit about to go down with Chongwu camp/the results of Wen Zongyu's demon hybrid experiments?

Why is this show so determined to rip my heart out and stomp on it?

Zhuo Yichen is best big bro

My precious baby mountain god... 😭😭😭

Your girlfriend still needs you, Sijing. The polycule still needs you.

What the fuck was he going to say?!!

After this? After WHAT?!!

Why the fuck is he talking like he might no longer be around to protect Bai Jiu?

This has to have been a hell of a trip for Bai Jiu... he wakes up from being possessed by Li Lun to find:

Mum's back Ying Lei's dead Zhuo daren's a demon

THAT'S A VERY GOOD FUCKING QUESTION, BAI JIU!!!

Why the fuck does it feel like he is saying goodbye?! Is he... is he planning to absorb the poison from Wen Xiao?!!

(Shit. I guess there's no longer an option for Zhao Yuanzhou to do that cos his demon power is gone...)

Fuck me, that is exactly what he's planning, isn't it?

Oh and is Zhao Yuanzhou planning the same? (Sorry, demon daddy, Xiao Zhuo Daren already knows that's the only option).

Are they going to be fighting over who gets to sacrifice themselves to save her?

You're damn right she wouldn't let you.

FUUUUUUCK. This episode destroyed me. I am an emotional wreck.

[whumpygifs]

[marvelousbelladonna]

How is Keyleth doing with the return of Vax? To have him back but only for one night is both a blessing and a curse.

[missjesselsgh0st]

My nomination for this year's Jonathan Sims "desperate to be taken seriously" Award for the Category of Accepting a Job They Are Woefully Unprepared For While Being Set Up By A Questionable Person In A Position of Power, and the subcategory About To Be Waaaaaay In Over Their Head is Gwendolyn Bouchard.

Good luck, Gwen. It's going to suck to be you.

[nassaugirlie]

They are enemies, this goes to shit in seconds... and still, they show consideration to each other in their own ways. They could ignore each other, they could kill each other and it would be so much easier. But they don't.

[deathnotewiki]

November 23, 2009:

Near uncovers the fake 13-Day Rule in the Death Note and questions the Second L.

Mello requests that Mogi come to New York.

Mogi is guided by Mello to the SPK headquarters.

[kansaspieco]

Arthur.. arthur I don't mean to alarm you but there is a giant green lady standing out in the middle of the harbor on a platform... what is she? Some sort of goddess? Should we hide? There's a sewer you could probably fit in over to your left WHY ARE YOU LAUGHINH ARTHUR SHES LOOKING RIGHT AT US