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I used fall asleep watching the replay of @jonnywaistcoat gaming on Twitch. I couldn't make half an hour.

I remember a few years ago @sashasienna was building a house during a game, maybe The Sims? My Gods it was better than any meditation app. Instant dampened anxiety. It was like covering a bird, I was immediately soothed.

I have several friends who’ve fallen asleep listening to you read statements in Magnus. And I mocked them until I also fell asleep listening to the Magnus archives (on my re-listen though not the first time round).

Have you encountered people using the archives as bedtime stories before?

And have you ever considered reading other things (e.g the original fairytales) purely for that purpose?

I'm sorry to have to break it to you, but falling asleep to podcasts, audiobooks, etc. is extremely normal and a very common way to listen. I'm told I have a good voice for it (which I choose to take as a compliment) and while I don't have anything deliberately designed to be soporfhic, I have recorded a couple of small collections of old ghost stories that I'm told are very good for the purpose.

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I couldn't care less about this, except that it's being used as a weapon against a whole lot of people.

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tim stoker canonically has a masters degree in anthropology and worked very successfully in publishing before going back into academia. he is meticulous in his work and does his due diligence as evident when he corrects jon on his filing mistakes. and yet his fanon depiction often boils down to a sex-crazed himbo who slacks off at work which shows the inherent slutphobia of the fandom. in this essay i will

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Sasha would likely have speed run into full avatar status by S3.

She also probably would have killed Elias and doomed the whole institute and STILL manage to kick off the apocalypse.

She's just that good (bad).

Broke: Archivist Sasha James would simply Girlboss her way past all the struggles Jonathan Sims faced

Woke: Sasha’s journey would be the same as Jon’s

Bespoke: Sahsa would be even worse than Jon

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depression tips™

shower. not a bath, a shower. use water as hot or cold as u like. u dont even need to wash. just get in under the water and let it run over you for a while. sit on the floor if you gotta.

moisturize everything. use whatever lotion u like. unscented? dollar store lotion? fancy ass 48 hour lotion that makes u smell like a field of wildflowers? use whatever you want, and use it all over. 

put on clean, comfortable clothes. 

put on ur favorite underwear. cute black lacy panties? those ridiculous boxers u bought last christmas with candy cane hearts on the butt? put em on.

drink cold water. use ice. if u want, add some mint or lemon for an extra boost.

clean something. doesn’t have to be anything big. organize one drawer of ur desk. wash five dirty dishes. do a load of laundry. scrub the bathroom sink. 

blast music. listen to something upbeat and dancey and loud, something that’s got lots of energy. sing to it, dance to it, even if you suck at both.

make food. don’t just grab a granola bar to munch. take the time and make food. even if it’s ramen. add something special to it, like a hard boiled egg or some veggies. prepare food, it tastes way better, and you’ll feel like you accomplished something. 

make something. write a short story or a poem, draw a picture, color a picture, fold origami, crochet or knit, sculpt something out of clay, anything artistic. even if you don’t think you’re good at it.

go outside. take a walk. sit in the grass. look at the clouds. smell flowers. put your hands in the dirt and feel the soil against your skin.

call someone. call a loved one, a friend, a family member, call a chat service if you have no one else to call. talk to a stranger on the street. have a conversation and listen to someone’s voice. if you can’t, text or email or whatever, just have some social interaction with another person. even if you don’t say much, listen to them.

cuddle your pets if you have them/can cuddle them. take pictures of them. talk to them. tell them how u feel, about your favorite movie, a new game coming out.

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I'm Hella guilty of this too. I'll see something on my feed from someone I follow and go to their blog and see all kinds of awesome stuff I didn't get notified about!

Scrolling down your blog like it's my dash

But seriously I love your dragon jon au and I apologize for the spam liking

I will never complain about getting spammed with likes, lol. I’m glad you like him too!

Always fun to find a new blog and just tear through their entire feed. Gotta catch up on all the stuff you missed.

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Endless list of beautiful cinematography The Wailing (2016) Director of Photography: Kyung-pyo Hong

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His little finger movements!

Listen, David Howard Thorton really nailed non-verbal acting as Art the Clown.

How polite × Art at Spencers

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Ok

Reblog if you’re 30 or older

This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!

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in the silent era of horror, the word "horror" began to be used as a generic signation, and more often instead used was the words "weird" and "mythical and mysterious." this is a time when adaptions were so rapidly made like frankenstein and edgar allan poe's works dominated this era. horror as a genre wasn't specifically "created" or the word wasn't used until dracula in the 1930s.

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100% this.

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Stephen wins the internet

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some sphinx jonses i made to flex my line muscles

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I’m hidin’ in your walls. Stuck to them like a gecko. Looking for Dragon!Jon. 🦎

Lil creatures keep getting into the house (Martin is very gentle when he sets them back outside, dw)

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Almost forgot to post these here,, umm this is so self indulgent but I super super love the idea of Jon and Martin being parents,, it brings me so much joy I hav read like every jonmartin kidfic to exist some of them multiples times like what if they built a family together 😫😫😫😫💕💕💕💕🏳️‍⚧️✊

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How it started:

Vs How it's going

Since the dragon AU stuff has gotten some eyes on it, I wanna talk about it a little more in depth. So dragon AU rambling below the cut:

I'm actually obsessed with them, my god.

I need to actually write a bit more for actual fic for them. But for now, let's just talk about some set-up stuff for ideas I have around this AU.

The general idea is this: Jon is a dragon, still gifted with the compulsion, and uses it to collect stories for his ever growing hoard of knowledge.

That's obviously going to get his ass kicked when people realize he's using some sort of weird magic on them, and exposing himself as a dragon could mean death. So, while dealing with a new injury to his wing which made travelling far more dangerous, but too stubborn to stay put for long, he begrudgingly hires someone for protection.

And unfortunately for Martin, a knight in training who was the only person who would actually take the job, Jon needs quite a lot of it.

These boys absolutely consumed my brain, and I love them to pieces. Just rotating them around in my brain until they get dizzy, it's great.