#s1 finale

[spacedemodulator]

THE MAGNUSSY GIVETH AND THE MAGNUSSY TAKETH AWAY

[missjesselsgh0st]

My nomination for this year's Jonathan Sims "desperate to be taken seriously" Award for the Category of Accepting a Job They Are Woefully Unprepared For While Being Set Up By A Questionable Person In A Position of Power, and the subcategory About To Be Waaaaaay In Over Their Head is Gwendolyn Bouchard.

Good luck, Gwen. It's going to suck to be you.

[catherinerandom-blog]

Spoilers

Holy shit holy shit holy shit

"I let the world burn before I let my friends die"

SO BAD ASS!!!!!!!!!! AJ EJFKXNRNYRSU6FIYF86

[stokerbrothers]

this really is the yuri protocol

[entropy-sea-system]

The Monster Way Sneak Peek!!

[threebooksoneplot]

🎧 Spotify Questions 📻

One of our features we’ve had loads of fun with this season was the ability to ask you all questions after each episode. For next season we’ll be sure to bring these questions to Tumblr, too. For now, let’s look back on some of the questions we asked, and the absolutely hysterical replies you gave.

This is just a small portion of the hilarious answers that we received. You can go browse through the app and see all the responses we loved and have made available for public viewing. (Honorable mentions to everyone who gave 100% serious replies. You’re a vital member of our ecosystem here, and we cherish you.)

Note: This question, from episode 3, was our most answered question with nine responses. (You horny little Carlisle stans really had some stuff to say.) Six of you wanted to be stitched up, three of you wanted that ER experience, and Becca summed it up here:

(See our other favorites under the cut!)

Note: Unfortunately none of the immensely funny replies we received were as funny as the reality of ‘Lorenzo’s Oil’ (1992) ft. Susan Sarandon. But these two made us laugh very hard:

Note: The amount of you in agreement that Edward ‘hurks���/‘vomits’ it up periodically only to eat it again is phenomenal. (Swallowing and reflux truly is for boys.) This one really hit the nail on the head here:

Note: Shannon‘s invitation for you SoCal people to come to emo nite la with her is 100% genuine.

Note: This was one of the questions where every single reply was hilarious. You guys really understood the assignment on this one. And these two were top of the class:

Note: Another question with nothing but winners in the answers you all provided. Nothing we wouldn’t expect from a Life and Death-centric question. (Seriously, make sure you go look.)

Note: A lot of great replies on this too, but this reply is just so straight-to-the point and specific that it makes me laugh even now:

That wraps it up! Remember to follow us on Spotify so that you can participate in both past and future polls and questions! And if you have an opinion on any of these questions, or any that we didn’t post here, tell us your thoughts now! It’s never too late to state your case on which Carlisle is hotter.

[casdeanwin]

Argh!!! How can it end like that?! I need to know!!!!

[bisexual-birdy]

I DID NOT EXPECT THAT

[orchiro]

what's going to happen next????

[nanaarchy]

SEND THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS TO TOTALLY USHANKA THEM!!!!

[noodles-and-tea]

OH MY GOD I NEED TO EAT YOUR ARTSTYLE, CHEW AND COMSUME IT,

Your Jayvik art means MILLIONS to me, there's something so cozy and happy about how you draw the boys that makes me want to consume more of your art MY GOD 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

All the loves to you and your art 💜💜

Thank you so much!! Please enjoy the snack!

[nicecoolnonsense]

Part 2!

[nicecrumbart]

Do we still fw empires season 1

[enigmatic-enigmas]

POV: You're Elias Bouchard

[threebooksoneplot]

Three Books One Plot and ✨You✨

Now that our first season has drawn to a close we wanted to share some fun stats with you guys! This is information that was actually cut from our finale for time but, since we're so excited about it, we still wanted to share it with you all. It's been a hell of a year and, like we mentioned in our finale, we never expected for anyone besides us and a small group of friends/acquaintances to care so much about this silly project. But a lot of you cared. More than we thought would.

In fact, we had listeners from 50 countries over the course of the past year. This is what our top ten looks like, at a glance:

Shout out to anyone listening from any of these countries, and extra shout out to anyone listening from any other place in the world, too. (All 40 other countries.) As far as the US goes we weren't too shocked by our top five (California, New York, Pennsylvania, Florida, and Texas are also the top five most populated states) but we were excited to see listeners in forty-five states plus DC. So, to our friends in Alabama, Alaska, North Dakota, Vermont, and Wyoming... we'll get you guys next season. 😉

(more information and fun statistics under the cut!)

What was doubly shocking to us was the idea that not only would we have such a broad reach but that we would chart anywhere. Over the last year we have charted on the book charts of eleven different countries, including the United States. Which is fucking bonkers.

Beyond that, we had some more funky statistics we wanted to share! We truly did give you non-Spotify listeners the short end of the stick sometimes but hey, don't blame us. Blame the apps you listen to and like, maybe bully them on Twitter into providing polls and questions like Spotify does. If that doesn't work, you can always join in on our polls here on Tumblr during the interim between episodes. Next season we'll also be encouraging you guys to answer our episode questions in our ask box here, too. Anything to get more hilarious gems from you since you guys are like, really fucking funny.

But as far as platforms go, here's our breakdown:

If you listen on a different app like Pocket Casts or any other podcast platform, please let us know! We'd love to know how you guys are tuning in.

Not to direct our full attention back toward Spotify for a moment (like we love to do) but here were some fun Spotify-centric stats that are worth mentioning. Mainly because the age statistics make us laugh.

Shoutout to any young-young Gen X-ers that listen and aren't in the 45-59 age range. You guys are the true champions and we adore the fact that your peers just do not fuck with us. Also, in the unlikely chance that any of the less than one percent of Boomers (affectionate) that listen to us also happen to follow us on here, please message us so we can give you the key to a city or something. Because we love you. Sorry that supercentenarian Edward kept being weird and rude about your generation. He sucks for that.

To conclude this fun and informative little wrap-up post I wanted to give the biggest, loudest, and most inappropriate shout out to all our sexy listeners who gave Three Books One Plot a rating or a review!

On Apple Podcasts, we received 8 reviews and 17 ratings, giving us an average of 4.6 stars!

On Spotify, we received 63 ratings, giving us a 4.9 star average!

This fall will bring a new season with a new book, new characters, and new guests. But don't worry, there'll be just as many jokes, bits, ill-advised drinking game rules, and sex tape titles that make G rejoice and Shannon sigh in half-reluctant compliance as before.

We wanted to give a super-special thanks to all of you who have tuned in, and we're so excited to see you guys again for Season Two in September!

[arcanegifs]

ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x01 - “Heavy is the Crown” ↳ "I know you doubt your merit of your birthright, Caitlyn. There's wisdom in that. But remember: You're a Kiramman."