#Em's not in danger ^^

[redrumrose]

Just wanted to say I really love your work! Your characters are all so endearing and wonderfully designed.

I've had Em and Dmitri in my head a lot lately: they're so cute! I can just imagine Em scratching off the label of a geiger counter, writing something like "Groovy Meter", pointing it at Dima and saying "Look honey, you're off the charts!"

Love the rest of the family too! Rock on!

Duuude thank you so much!!! I'm so happy you like my art and characters!! ALSO I LOVE THAT SCENERIO SO MUCH!!!! I had to draw it out real quick:

Em would totally do something cute like that with him x3

[jay-wasstuff]

The way Mrs Chen and Venom dancing was the last time Mrs Chen ever sees them is...

[leveragecentral]

Thanks for not hanging up the phone.

[jn3m0]

[bruciemilf]

Whenever I picture civilian Bruce having to fight, I always envision this scene from Train To Busan where Ma Dong-seok gets ready to fuck up zombies

[equill]

He didn’t, but someone else did.

(Road to Ninja AU inside an AU.)

Comic 2: Forgiveness on both sides

White Tulips

Extra: Breaking & Entering (it’s for a good reason)

[robinfollies]

KEEP THE DANGER OUT // KEEP THE DANGER IN

[foldingfittedsheets]

The Mega Mattress Company that I just rejoined is currently in the process of getting sold to a Mega Mattress Manufacturer. Isn’t that a conflict of interests, you ask? A monopoly, perhaps? Yes, yes it is, and the Federal Trade Commission said fuck that noise.

So the company is suing the FTC for the right to get sold so they can avoid their mountains of debt and we just got an email confirming that if the sale goes through we’re selling 73 locations to a competitor so we can pretend we’re not a monopoly.

Now I get to look forward to finding out if there’s layoffs in the coming weeks. I thought I’d be spared the drama if I waited to get into the games industry but apparently layoffs come for us all.

[loosethreadsofyoursoul]

one of my fav recurring bits in psych is when shawn comes to a Sudden Realization that involves juliet being in danger and he starts racing against the clock so he can rescue her but by the time he gets there she already has the situation Fully Handled. like that girl is not a damsel in distress! she doesn’t need any man to save her! one thing about juliet o’hara is she can save herself and she will look so cool and swag while she does it 🙂‍↕️

[bigidiotenergytm]

i am still on break but i NEED u guys to know. my ody still burns all the suitors mirroring the state he'd left troy in, the killing of men- not soldiers

[toxintouch]

Headcanon that Ais never feels fully rested. He doesn't feel tired, but he doesn't feel right either. Not since joining the groupmind.

He sleeps, but his mind is never really at peace. When and if he manages to fall into a deep enough sleep, he's in a constant state of something akin to lucid dreaming.

He gets flashes of the other members of the group mind in place of any real rest. Their current actions; errant memories; whispers in long-dead languages he's leaned to understand.

[muttcvnt]

put this shock collar on 🖤 jerk off for me and don’t break eye contact, even when I laugh at you, even when I bump it up to the max voltage, even when I hold the button down the entire time you’re cumming 🖤

[g00seg1raffe]

So there was a post a while back about Ben Solo always being told "don't do (x), that's how uncle luke lost his hand" when he was a kid - and I raise you: Elrond and Elros being told "don't do (x), that's how Maedhros lost his hand"??

Like, at Amon Ereb when the twins were newly acquired and refusing to eat their vegetables and Maglor is Mag-mothering them until Erestor, feral half-sane clinically depressed anarchist Avari hostage/patient/infiltrator and Certified Little Shit, hits em with:

"I would listen to the Lord Maglor, winyamor, he well knows the dangers that come to young elflings who don't eat enough vegetables - after all, that's how his brother lost his hand."

Elrond looks conflicted. Elros squints suspiciously. "Truly?"

Erestor, practically comatose since the massacre but ultimately saved from Fading by the biological compulsion to fuck with you, lays a hand over his heart. "I would never lie about such a thing! Just what do you take me for? This is a true tale and a grave warning - the Lord Maedhros' hand was tragically lost in the days of his youth, whilst he was still growing as you are. He refused to eat his vegetables and so, cruelly deprived of the strength it needed to grow strong, his body started to fall apart! First his fingers, then his thumb, and then his palm and wrist - all turned blue and dropped off!"

"No!" Elrond gasps. Elros looks both terrified and impressed. Maglor's face is scrunched up into something that the twins probably interpret as pained - at reminder of the horrors of limbs falling off! - but is actually just him busting a rib trying not to laugh.

"Yes!" Erestor cries with relish. "And it never grew back. All because he didn't eat his vegetables. Isn't that right, Lord Maedhros?"

Maedhros, a looming terror at the head of the table, scarred and solemn and impenetrable as his fortresses, narrows his eyes consideringly at the unfolding shenanigans and the rascal behind it. His conclusion? Fuck it. He gives a slow, solemn nod. Completely deadpan and exaggeratedly formal, because it may have been centuries since he last had his brothers smothering laughter at political dinners but the Finwëan sense of humour, once caught, is not an ailment easily cured.

Maglor conceals his wheezes behind his goblet as Erestor nods sagely to the wide-eyed twins, who suddenly seem a sight more interested in their vegetables.

[vamptits]

jet star sweep

[medi-bee]

your header image is KILLING me oh my god the death grip on the pup PLEASE

naughty thieving pups get forcefully escorted from the premises (Five Pebbles)

[awweshuuks]

I’m fresh into danger days bc my bff is obsessed and I always like what she likes and I rewatched the Sing music video before bc I finally understand everything that’s going on and WHAT DO U MEAN KOBRA KID FUCKING DIES TRYING TO SAVE PARTY POISON WHO DIES IN FRINT OF HIM ANYWAY. WHAT DO U MEAN HE WAS ABLE TO SHOOT KORSES LEG BEFORE GETTING SHOT HIMSELF🔥🔥🔥🔥

Venom siblings save me….but don’t die this time…..