#Effin birds

[effinbirds]

Last 2024 appearances, plus online store changes

Howdy, bird friends.

I'll be appearing in Madison WI, Cincinnati OH, Toronto ON, Minneapolis MN, and New York City, NY to close out my 2024 tour. Come see me, get your 2025 calendars (I'll write mean things on your birthday), and grab some Effin' Birds swag that will no longer be sold in my online store. (And if you would like me to show up to your local event, tell the show how much you'd like to see me there -- that's far more effective than me telling them that they should spring for my plane ticket and hotel room.)

Store Changes

I shut down my Canadian shipping point earlier this year, and I'll be shutting down the one in the US when the inventory is gone. And some of it is moving very fast, so don't miss out.

I'll still have an online store, but it will be only on-demand items like mugs, t-shirts and prints. Things that I have to manufacture in bulk like my Hawaiian shirts, enamel pins, and trading cards will now only be available at my personal appearances. They were just too expensive to warehouse and ship.

So it's an online last call for these beauties! Grab them while you can.

[mafaldaknows]

[victusinveritas]

This weird hill is a great place to scream at bords. Heckin bords.

[reelaroundthedavekan]

It's a damn shame that the vast majority of tumblr doesn't get to see my posts because...

[the-blind-assassin-12]

Girl stfu lmao

Lmao no, I shan’t. And you and your little sunglasses can’t make me.

[effin-ineffability]

[spankerella]

[tilbageidanmark]

Effin' Birds is pretty busy at the moment.

[its-all-down-hill]

[effinbirds]

I'm nominated for a Webby Award! Your votes can secure me a shiny trophy and a nice dinner! I'm up against Jimmy Fallon, and that man has a TV show, so it's gonna be tough to win this category!

But it's possible with your help. Please get your voting fingers ready and vote for Effin' Birds.

Does Jimmy Fallon give you comics like this?

[mafaldaknows]

Instagram: effinbirds

There’s an Effin Bird for every occasion

[gramarobin]

[reelaroundthedavekan]

[petit-papillion]

I was curious what this book was all about, and to be honest, I almost wanted to buy it, because I could totally see its F1 meme potential! Here's a small sampling:

Max to Checo at the Brazilian GP:

To be honest, I think a lot of these could apply to Alonso...

[incorrectpsychopassquotes]

[madnessbrainworms]

one man's trash (old Effin' Birds calendar to be discarded) is another man's enclosure enrichment treasure

(+ two more under the cut, banished to shadow realm for joking about genitals)