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beyondthisdarkhouse · 1 year ago
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When I started choosing embroidery patterns for my store, I was really focused on relatively small, simple designs. Things that would be quick and easy for beginners. But honestly... I think I underestimated just how easy the printed interfacing would be, since it's the needlework version of completing a dot-to-dot patterns. They take time, but none of the constant counting and ripping stitches out.
So that meant I've started to get ambitious. Little designs are still great, but what about a few designs that are dazzling from the other side of the room? As a treat?
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Maybe just one of Giovanni Ostaus's shirt opening border designs from 1561?
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Some fancy chickens and um... tulips? pomegranates? water fountains?
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And just for me, a pattern you won't find in any history book, a little confection I made that I like to call: "Strawberry Fieldmice Forever"
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That's only like, half of them. I just dumped a whole bunch onto my Etsy.
Interested?
Beginner-friendly historical and fantasy embroidery patterns, right this way!
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effinbirds · 6 months ago
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Guess what's back in stock, now with women's cuts?
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And if you want to be super well-coordinated, there are also shoes.
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lucybellwood · 2 years ago
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Perennial reminder: I made these handsome stickers because I love boats and also you. Purchasable here.
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archangel-dormiens · 5 months ago
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Last tear, I complained about Dollar Tree and Costco's ridiculously early jumping on holidays. I take no pleasure in this year's induction. It's June 29th. Dear Joanne Fabrics: what the actual f*** are you doing??!
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Not one, not two, but THREE AND A HALF AISLES OF HALLOWEEN?? In JULY!?!?!!!
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Joanne, now you're really f***ing with me. Not just a sale, but CLEARANCE?!?!???
I'm done. I got nothing more.
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rottenraccoons · 17 days ago
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Hiiii !!! First off thank you for making the game, been unwell about it ever since I started playing ( everything is really good from the sound designs to the visuals and writting !!! ). I do have a question and I hope it wasn't answered ( I haven't found anything about it on your blog ) But was there a kickstarter or a futur plan to make a kickstarter for the game ? I'm asking because I really like the game and I would not hesitate to donate for something I enjoy but I'm unsure if it will ever be planned ? Thank you for answering if you do ! Hope you have a wonderful day !
Nonny, you timed this ask so perfectly I am gonna be accused of planting it (for the record: I didn't). I am smooching your grey anonymous cheeks in gratitude.
At the moment we have no plans to run a Kickstarter (they're so much work!!) or Patreon or the like. It's a ton of work to set up and would basically kill our ability to work on the game for at least three and probably more months. If you want to support us with money, the best thing you can do is buy the game on Steam or Itchio. What you'll get now is Chapter Two for Keir and Cirrus, plus all the other chapters as they release.
We even have a sale going on for a week! The image is for Steam but we have also put the exact same discount on Itchio, in case you rather go there instead. Which is why this timing is so amazing, nonny!
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I swear I was just gonna post this when I saw the new ask and holy moly it's on-topic. I can be timely for once!
If you've already bought the game then 1) I am giving you sloppy raccoons kisses directly on the mouth, and 2) the best thing you can do to support us is to spread the word about Obscura in whatever ways you're comfortable doing.
Also, in general, thank you so much to everyone who has wishlisted or bought the game! We're fighting an uphill battle with our mature rating, but being able to point to wishlist and sales numbers is helping us slowly unlock resources we can put into development and every single one helps a lot 💙🦝
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nodominion · 5 months ago
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I need Daniel's 'assistant' to be Jesse.
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voxpeople · 2 years ago
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Money Saving Tips for Christmas in the Cost-of-Living Crisis
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We're all feeling the pinch this year, but that doesn't mean you should cut back on the best time of the year. Here are some top money-saving tips to not let money worry you while having all the same festive fun.
Christmas food can be very expensive, so consider cheaper alternatives like dirt, sticks and Rat.
If you have multiple children, consider putting some up for adoption. They will no longer your problem and leave more money to go around the one(s) you decide to keep.
Become Jewish. Less money is needed for decorations, food and cards during Hannukah. Dreidels can be easily made from household materials.
Edit the Christmas Day Wikipedia article to say that it has been moved back to June 17th 2023. That should give you more time to save up the money you need to afford all the trimmings you want.
After spending more money in December than in average month, consider spending no money at all in January. This method means you will not have to cut back on holiday indulgences but it does mean living in abject poverty for the following month.
If nothing else appeals, remember it's not too late to drink Red Bull until you fall into a diabetic coma. Hopefully you will come out of it by the time the Christmas season is over and no one will blame you for not joining in.
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artbyblastweave · 4 months ago
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Many years ago J. Michael Straczynski wrote a miniseries for Marvel's MAX imprint called Supreme Power, which was itself a spin on the classic Marvel Faux Justice League The Squadron Supreme. And in this miniseries you've got a Flash Expy, The Blur, who in a very compelling way is like the inverse of A-train from The Boys. They're both black speedsters from impoverished backgrounds who use their powers to become walking billboards instead of going directly into conventional superheroism- at least in part because there isn't actually a lot of call for conventional superheroism. They even share a color scheme.
But unlike A-Train, whose moral core is thoroughly corroded by celebrity, Blur's apparent crass commercialism ends up being thematically linked to the fact that he's easily the most moral and considerate of the entire first wave of superheroes, because he's literally the only one of these people who's ever had to work any kind of day job, and thus the only one who's really in any way beholden to the logic of human society and its associated common courtesy.
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beyondthisdarkhouse · 1 year ago
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Embroider me like one of your Venetian men
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Want to get into embroidery? My Etsy shop makes it easy to sew patterns from centuries past, or visible mending patches for the 21st century. Just stick them on, stitch through them, and wash the pattern away!
Check it out!
(I also offer bulk discounts now! Five-packs are 20% off, and ten-packs are 25%!)
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mugattuhasgotchu · 2 years ago
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i just learned they celebrate the 14th of every month in s korea as a love day. friday the 13th, leap day, solstices and equinoxes should all be fair game for extended halloweens.
I think every Friday the 13th should be treated as an extra Halloween.
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effinbirds · 3 months ago
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UPDATES: Effin' Birds Appearances & Hawaiian Shirts
Had a few additions and subtractions to my fall tour. If your local comiccon-esque event didn't invite me, find their feedback form on their website and let them know how much you wanted to see me there. I'm in the midst of planning my 2025 appearances right now.
Up next:
FAN EXPO Canada, August 22-25 Dragon Con, August 30 - September 2 Madison Comic & Pop Culture Expo, September 14-15 Cincinnati Comic Expo, October 18-20 Twin Cities Con, November 8-10
Unfortunately, Winnipeg Comiccon and Ottawa Comiccon decided to rescind my invitation this year for budget reasons. Hopefully I'll get back to those shows in the future! Feel free to hit up their Guest Suggestion Survey on their guest page if you'd like to see me there. (Please be polite, they are nice people who had to make a business decision.)
Hawaiian Shirts
I have 30 or so EAT FARTS Hawaiian shirts left from San Diego Comic Con, so I've added them to my store. Get them while you can!
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Also available are what will be, at least for now, the last run of Oh My God, What The Fuck Hawaiian shirts.
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I do have a few of each size in my luggage and will definitely have some at FAN EXPO Canada in Toronto next week.
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julienbakerstreet · 2 days ago
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i’m roughly 2 seconds into the new fawx & stallion season and i’m BEGGING everyone to go listen. finally someone is willing to explore the hiatus era from the standpoint of crass and objectively hysterical commercialism!!!
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archangel-dormiens · 11 months ago
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It's bad enough that Dollar Tree had Christmas stuff out in September. But COME ON!!! THIS is ridiculous!!
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withoutmalice · 2 years ago
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So it's Trans Day of Visibility, reminder that I do trans art sometimes 😅
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so i do linocuts sometimes, and i sell them
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scientia-rex · 6 months ago
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Still mad about last Christmas when my most difficult sister in law, who is still a good person who I love very much, felt like she had to control the experience for everybody else so her kids wouldn’t get POLLUTED and INFECTED by the CRASS COMMERCIALISM of Christmas and meanwhile I had actual disposable income for the first time in my life and I went nuts on presents and she was so pained and judgy about it and literally told me in a passive aggressive way that I got her kids too many presents. Like okay! Set your boundaries out loud and WELL ahead of time or don’t be a dick to me ON CHRISTMAS.
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starryeyedjanai · 1 year ago
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surface-level freak
kinktober prompts: teratophilia, rimming, prostitution (3 for 3 today!) explicit | 7k tags: werewolf eddie, transmasc human steve, full shift werewolf sex, vaginal and anal sex, creampie, come eating, somnophilia, little bit of spit kink and crying notes: full tags and cw are on ao3, but the gist is steve gets fucked by eddie while eddie is a fully shifted werewolf
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This isn't exactly where Steve thought he'd end up in life, but he's absolutely not complaining.
What started as a desperate need for money after being disowned has turned into something he thinks he'd do for the rest of his life if he can.
The first time he gave a, probably subpar, blowjob in exchange for cash, he'd been scared out of his mind, dropping to his knees and trying to remember what Tommy liked the few times they had fooled around.
The first time he had a werewolf client, he didn't know that it would become his niche, his specialty, but it did. He took his first knot and took it well, and got paid handsomely for it.
That guy had friends, other werewolves who were lonely and yearning for someone to sit pretty on their knot, and a lot of them had the money to pay for it.
And so started his career.
Steve Harrington, Werewolf Fucker.
He thinks he should be able to put that on his business card, but Robin says it's a little crass.
He's on his way to meet a new client for the first time - a famous client, if his connection is telling the truth.
He's only a tiny bit wary, phone in his hand poised and ready to hit his proverbial panic button should he need it. Not that he thinks one of his clients would lie, necessarily, but when he said he had a famous werewolf that might be interested, Steve was imagining some commercial model or something, not Eddie Fucking Munson from Corroded Coffin.
He gets to the cafe and finds it eerily empty when he steps inside. It's nine in the morning on a Tuesday - people should be standing in line waiting to get their coffee. Which tells him this is the real deal.
Eddie Munson meeting him in a crowded cafe seemed like an odd choice when he texted him that they needed to meet somewhere in public first.
There's one table occupied when he scans the room and he marches over to it.
"You know, part of the reason for meeting in public is so that I'm not alone with a new client I don't know," he says, sitting down across from Eddie.
Eddie pushes his sunglasses up and back, pulling his hair out of his face.
"I couldn't really meet you here without having the place empty," he says with a grimace. "My fans are great, but I didn't exactly want to be talking with you while also trying to sign autographs."
Steve can appreciate that, he guesses. Still.
"You should have told me." He doesn't like not having the upper hand, especially with new people.
"Sorry," Eddie says sheepishly. "If it helps, my guy and your friend are standing right by the door."
Steve looks back and sees Robin and the tallest guy he's ever seen standing in front of the entrance. Robin waves when they lock eyes. Steve waves back, letting her know it's all good.
"Okay, fine. Apology accepted. Robin told you my rates. What were you thinking?" he asks, getting to business.
Eddie looks at him seriously and says, "Knotting, of course."
"Of course." People didn't come to him and pay his rates for nothing - knotting is par for the course.
"I was thinking the 17th. I leave for tour on the 19th, but I have no time between now and then to spend a whole night with you."
The whole night, Steve thinks. God, he's in for a treat. Most of his clients have him for a few hours, long enough to fuck him and knot him, sometimes long enough to spend a while cuddling after, but a whole night is going to absolutely fuck him up. He'll have to tell Robin not to schedule anything the few days after that.
When Steve doesn't say anything, Eddie continues. "And since it's the whole night, I want both of your holes." Steve tries to suppress the shiver that makes its way through his body at the sound of Eddie's voice. "I'll want to rim you, get you ready for me. And I'll probably want to eat you out after I come in you."
"That all sounds good. If you knot me twice in a row, I might fall asleep on you though," Steve says, intimately familiar with how his body responds to being rigorously fucked and knotted.
"Would you be okay with me eating my come out of you while you slept?" Eddie asks and Steve visibly shivers, unable to stop it this time.
"Yeah, that would be okay," he says, almost breathlessly.
It's not that he doesn't normally love his job, but the prospect of spending the full night with Eddie, getting fucked into oblivion over and over and then having Eddie eat his come out of him when he's not even awake to enjoy it has him shifting in his seat, his underwear sticking wet against him.
"Oh," Eddie says like he just remembered something. "I didn't see anything in the rate sheet about full shift sex. Is that off the table?"
He's caught off guard again, it seems. No one has ever asked for that.
He doesn't come by full shift werewolves often, but the ones that he has have all fucked him half-shifted like the rest of them, just claws and fangs and extra hair and their knot. Some of them have curled around him after fully shifted, taking comfort in him for a while, but none of them have asked to fuck him while shifted. He didn't even really consider that it was an option.
Steve's nothing if not good at thinking on his feet, though. He says, "It's a special request, so you'll have to work out the details with Robin, but it's definitely something that we can do."
"I'll talk to Robin then," Eddie says, licking his lips and looking him over. Steve's never felt more like a piece of meat and god if he isn't into it.
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Once the payment details have been worked out between Eddie and Robin later via email - after Robin screeches at him and Steve reassures her that, yes, it is possible and safe - Steve sees Eddie's name pop up on his calendar and tries not to spend too much time freaking out about it.
He's not nervous, exactly. There's always the jitters he gets when he's fucking a new client for the first time because what if they see his body and don't like it, what if they thought he's a major asshole, what if it's the most awkward night of his life, what if, what if, what if?
He's feeling all that plus the apprehension of doing something he's never done before. He does a lot of research in the week leading up to it, subscribes to the OnlyFans of a lovely werewolf and human couple who do full shift knotting and make it look easy as anything.
Watching someone smaller than him take a knot bigger than his fist helps settle some of his nerves about feasibility. And he's taken knotting dildos that expand larger than some of the half-shifted weres' knots he's taken. He feels better about his ability to take it when he digs out his largest knotting dildo and spends a night devolving into an incoherent mess as he comes over and over from the stimulation of the knot pressing on his g-spot.
When the night comes, he gets himself ready to the best of his ability. He fingers his ass open in the shower thoroughly since Eddie requested that he not use lube before coming over and then slips a plug inside that's coated in the slick from his cunt.
Because he's been dripping slick in anticipation for days now. Thinking about it even remotely has him wet and open and aching about it, craving something inside him.
He gets a Lyft over to Eddie's place, or a place that Eddie's rented for the night - he's not sure.
When he steps inside the apartment building and is led to the elevator by the same comically tall man from before, he puts his game face on. Tonight is definitely going to be interesting, if nothing else.
Eddie opens the door to his apartment and ushers Steve inside. "Good to see you," he says, voice nervous, like he wasn't sure Steve was going to show.
"Good to see you too," Steve says, and it's not a lie. He's excited and nervous and horny and he's sure Eddie can smell all of that on him.
Eddie looks good. Steve takes a good look at him while he's grabbing some water bottles to bring to the bedroom.
He's not as put together as he was at the cafe. He's wearing a well worn shirt and soft looking sweatpants. He's barefoot and casual and this whole look is really doing something for Steve.
That, or the fact that he's about to get dicked down within an inch of his life. He's so fucking ready for this.
Eddie leads him to the bedroom, not really making small talk, which is much more pleasant than if he were. Robin always gives new clients the run down, but some guys don't really understand that he isn't there to be anything but a good fuck. He doesn't want to be anything else or for anyone to get any wires crossed. He knows he owes them a part of himself, but there are parts of himself that he doesn't share and doesn't care to know about in return.
And especially with someone new - Steve doesn't know him, so he doesn't really care how his week went other than if he was thinking of Steve. He isn't interested in hearing anything that's not related to him getting fucked right now, because it's the first time, because he doesn't have that kind of relationship with his clients - the ones who try to know more about him or get him to participate in knowing more about them quickly learn his boundaries.
"You can, uh, take your clothes off if you want," Eddie says as he closes the door behind them and Steve grins.
He's used to people wanting to get right down to business so he doesn't bother with elaborate outfits or lingerie unless requested. They both know what they're here for.
He strips down quickly and efficiently under Eddie's watchful eye, folding his clothes as he goes, placing them on the dresser he's standing by.
He lets Eddie look his fill, lets him drag his eyes up and down his body, as he walks towards him.
When he gets close enough, Eddie puts his hand on his hip and Steve shivers from the condensation left there by the water bottle he just set down on the nightstand.
"You're beautiful," he says, leaning in to press his mouth to Steve's neck, his lips right below his pulse point. He kisses down Steve's neck, his other hand coming up to grip the curve of his ass possessively.
Steve's cunt clenches reflexively at the gesture. Part of what does it for him, through all of this, is the feeling of being owned, feeling like he's owned and wanted, desired.
Eddie's fingers delve between his cheeks, looking to pet over his asshole, and he makes a surprised noise against Steve's throat when he feels the plug.
"I don't smell any lube on you," Eddie says, pulling back to look at him as he tugs at the plug lightly, too light to pull it out, but enough for Steve to feel the stretch of it wanting to slip out.
He shivers and says, "I didn't use any at your request. Not any that my body didn't create at least. And it's not a big plug, but I don't know how big your knot is and I wanted to prepare myself at least a little."
He's nervous he messed up or did something Eddie didn't like, but he was told to specify what he wanted beforehand and he didn't say Steve couldn't, so...
Luckily, Eddie just grins at him and tugs him closer so he's nearly pressed flush against him. He slips his fingers further between Steve's legs and says, "I think I want this hole first," petting over his cunt. "And I said I'd rim you before I fucked your ass to get you ready. I was thinking about doing that full shift if you're okay with it."
Steve can't help the way his entire body buzzes at the thought. "That's- yeah. Yes," he says intelligently.
Eddie's mouth twitches up like he's amused, but the hand on Steve's hip comes up to cup his neck and pull him into a kiss, so he can't be too mad about it.
Eddie kisses him deeply right from the jump - tongue pressing inside his mouth immediately, heads tilting so they can both lick deeper. Steve rests a hand on Eddie's shoulder, his other hand pressing against the front of Eddie sweatpants which have tented up.
Eddie pulls the hand from between his legs back a little to play with the plug again. He holds the base and presses the little button there, starting up the low hum of vibrations that makes Steve moan softly into his mouth.
At the sound of Steve's moan, Eddie pulls away from the kiss with a slick noise. He says, "Get on the bed. On your back," and steps back, his hands falling away from Steve's body.
Steve gets on the bed. He lays back and spreads his legs, his right hand settling between his thighs, stroking his thumb over his dick slowly.
He watches as Eddie gets undressed, just strips his shirt off and pushes his sweatpants down and off to show off his body.
He's not shifted at all yet so he doesn't have much body hair other than a light dusting of hair on his arms and legs and a thick thatch of hair above his frankly gorgeous dick.
His dick is thick - not the longest he's ever seen, but he's got girth and Steve's cunt clenches at the thought of how much bigger it's going to get when he shifts. Even half-shifted, he'll be bigger, stretching out whatever hole he wants to fill. When he's fully shifted-
He doesn't even know how he's going to manage not immediately coming all over his dick as soon as it gets inside him.
He didn't get into this particular line of work because he was anything other than a size queen. He knows this about himself and he luckily has the clientele to make sure that he never has to go without being filled again.
Eddie climbs onto the bed with him after grabbing a bottle of lube.
It's not a brand he's familiar with and when Eddie sees him looking, he says, "It's a brand made 'by weres for weres', kind of thing. Regular lube, even unscented, has a weirdly strong scent."
Steve hums. "I'll have to look into that," he says, trying to make a mental note to get the name of the brand before he leaves tomorrow.
He gets between Steve's thighs and tosses the lube up near the pillows next to the one Steve is resting his head on.
He leans down and presses his mouth to Steve's throat again, breathing in his scent briefly. There's a rumbling noise low in his chest as he does, not quite a growl, but Steve knows he likes what he smells. He probably wouldn't be here right now if Eddie didn't like how he smelled.
"Wanna put my mouth on you," Eddie says, lips dragging along his collarbone.
Steve nods eagerly. "You can. I want you to."
Eddie kisses down his chest and Steve feels the moment Eddie starts to shift, his teeth becoming sharper as he nips at his hip bones, his nails becoming claws as his hands push his thighs open wider.
He looks down and groans at the sight. Where Eddie's body was sparsely covered with hair before is now covered in it. His chest, his thighs, his arms, probably his back too - all covered in thick hair.
With his legs spread wide, thighs pressed into the sheets, he knows Eddie can see how wet he is, can smell it too - not just his slick, but his arousal. He feels like he's choking on it and he doesn't have the same senses as a wolf, so he can't imagine how thick the smell of his arousal must be right now.
The plug is still vibrating inside him, but it's not big enough and the vibration isn't strong enough to really be doing much for him.
Without much fanfare, Eddie dips his head and laps at the wetness between Steve's thighs, pulling another groan from deep within him. Steve reaches up to grab the pillow underneath his head so that he has something to hold onto as Eddie licks from his cunt to his dick and back again, one hand reaching down to play with his plug.
He presses the button on the plug again to turn up the vibration. At the same time, he presses his tongue inside him, and it's not the same for all werewolves, but Eddie's tongue when he's half-shifted is longer than a normal human tongue.
He presses it inside and Steve's thighs shake, another wave of slick dripping out of him when Eddie pulls back.
Eddie gets his mouth on Steve's cock and he knows he doesn't stand a chance. His fists grab harder onto the pillow and he bucks his hips up into Eddie's mouth.
Eddie wraps his hands around Steve's waist and hauls him up, letting him hook a thigh over his shoulder for leverage as he fucks up against his mouth.
He sticks his long tongue out and lets Steve grind up against it, the sight of it driving him fucking insane.
He hitches his hips up, grinding against his tongue and his eyes nearly roll back when he feels the tip of Eddie's tongue teasing at his slick hole at the same time.
One hand comes down to fist into Eddie's hair, holding him there as he comes, feeling like he's going to shake out of his body. He grinds his dick on Eddie's tongue as he pulses through his orgasm, crying out as he does.
When he sinks back into the bed, breath shaky and feeling like he's going to melt into a puddle, Eddie nuzzles his face into the crease of his thigh. Steve runs his hand down over Eddie's hair, smoothing it down where he tugged it up earlier.
Eddie presses the button on the plug again, holds down for a few seconds, until it turns off, and then he dips his tongue back inside Steve's dripping hole.
Steve sighs and lets Eddie attempt to lick him clean.
When he's had his fill of sucking the slick from Steve's cunt, Eddie puts his mouth on Steve's thigh, his canines digging in as he sucks hard on the skin, marking the skin there.
He makes his way back up Steve's body when he's done making his mark on his thigh.
"Can I fuck you?" Eddie asks like the idiot he is.
"If you don't get inside me right now, I'm gonna strap you to this bed, sit on your cock until sunrise, and not let you come once," Steve says like the cock-hungry whore he is.
Eddie grins at him, baring his teeth, his canines glinting in the warm light of the bedroom. He lines his cock up and presses inside, the slide made so fucking easy from the amount of slick Steve's dripping. He's sopping wet and they both hear the loud, slick sound of Eddie's cock fucking into his core.
Eddie scoops up Steve's legs, his knees falling into the crook of Eddie's elbows as he leans down to kiss him. He fucks in deep until he's buried inside him, his hips cradled between Steve's thighs.
He starts up a slow rhythm, as slow as the kisses he presses to Steve's mouth, and it's not enough. The hair of the scruff on his face that wasn't there before is a delicious burn against the skin around his mouth, but Steve wants more. He wants to feel that burn everywhere, wants Eddie to leave him covered in beard burn, his skin raw and red from it.
The thought of that spurs him to try and get some leverage to fuck himself on Eddie's cock. Steve doesn't have that much leverage with his hips splayed out like this, but he wraps his arm around Eddie's shoulders and tries to roll his hips up anyway.
He kisses Eddie, trying to deepen the chaste kisses he presses on his mouth, but Eddie apparently wants to take his time right now.
He lets his fingertips dig into Eddie's shoulder and clenches around him, but lets him take his time getting into it.
After a minute, Eddie pries his mouth open with his tongue and presses it inside Steve's mouth. Steve groans as Eddie fucks his tongue into his mouth, nearly hitting the back of his throat and Steve is done waiting. They can take it slow in the morning if that's something Eddie wants, but Steve wants to be fucked into the mattress now.
Steve doesn't know if Eddie's taking it slow because he's afraid of losing control or if he's afraid of hurting him or something else, but either way, he begrudgingly pulls away from Eddie's mouth to say, "Remember what I said about tying you to the bed? Fuck. Me. Or I'll find someone else to do it."
Eddie sits up a little and looks down at him, like he's deciding if he's serious - he's not, of course. Eddie paid for this time and he'll gladly suffer through the slowest, most vanilla, missionary fucking of his life if that's what Eddie wants. But Steve doesn't think it is, is the thing. He thinks Eddie wants to get rough with him, wants to drag his body closer like he's a fucking ragdoll and use him, and that's why Steve's pushing so much.
"You're kind of bossy for someone who's paid to lay there and take it," Eddie says - calling him out on it - his mouth pulled up into a grin, softening the words. He rolls his hips gently, his cock dragging against Steve's hole deliciously.
"I think you're afraid to hurt me, maybe. And I'm going to remind you that I do do this for a living, so I can take it. I like it, even. And I want you to stop being so gentle if that's not what you want. I want you to press me into this mattress and fucking knot me already," he says, watching Eddie's darken at his words.
Eddie's grin slides into a smirk and his tongue slides along his left canine. He says, "I was trying to ease you into it, but if you're sure."
He raises an eyebrow at him and Steve fights the urge to say something bitchy about how he's already told him what he wants.
"I'm sure," he says instead.
Eddie lowers his body on top of him, pressing his cock all the way inside again. He leans in and takes a deep breath of Steve's scent right at the nape of his neck where it's the most potent. His entire body seems to twitch as he presses his nose into his neck and scents him.
And then it's like a switch has been flipped. Because Eddie's hands come to rest on Steve's hips and press him into the sheets. Because Eddie spreads his knees and starts fucking into Steve like the animal he is - rutting into him in quick, harsh strokes, humping him really.
And this is what Steve was waiting for. He drops his head back and can't stop the whine that escapes his lips as Eddie's dick hits deep inside him.
The only reason he's not more embarrassed about the noises that can't seem to stop is because Eddie's whining too, making these whimpering little punched out sounds as he fucks into Steve's cunt roughly.
With Eddie whining into his ear and fucking into him deep, there's no way to stave off the orgasm that sneaks up on him. He's tensing up and shaking through it before he even realizes it's coming, digging his fingernails into Eddie's back and clenching around Eddie's cock.
Eddie groans at the feeling of Steve's cunt squeezing him tightly and he presses up onto his forearms, looking down at Steve.
"I'm gonna-" he says, a moan cutting him off.
"Do it," Steve says. "Knot me."
Eddie shudders, pressing his cock in deep again, and Steve can feel the way it expands, can feel the knot forming. He manages a few more shaky thrusts before the knot catches on Steve's hole and they both groan.
He pulls it out and bullies it back in and Steve's eyes roll back at the feeling of his hole being stretched out to let him back inside.
Eddie rocks his hips now that his knot is too big to pull back out. His knot is pressing right on Steve's g-spot with every movement of Eddie's hips and he knows he's going to come on his knot before it goes down.
He swears he can feel it the moment Eddie starts to come inside him, can feel the added warmth and wetness inside him and it makes his entire body burn.
He watches as Eddie shakes through it, biting his lip, but not being able to stop the groans tumbling from his mouth.
Eddie keeps rocking his hips, his knot hitting Steve just right and pulling on his hole and Steve's tensing up again, too soon, too soon, too soon. He gasps as he starts to come again.
His body goes taut as he squirts from the stimulation of Eddie's knot pressing on his g-spot relentlessly. He quakes as he barrels through another orgasm, barely able to catch his fucking breath.
Eddie groans as his muscles squeeze his knot, trying to milk the come from him.
The pleasure is blinding and all consuming and he thinks he whites out a little, floating and weightless for a minute before he comes back down.
He lays there catching his breath, sweaty, cunt aching from being knotted up, covered in his own squirt juice, and there's no better feeling than this.
Eddie's knot is still pressed tight against his g-spot, a constant point of white-hot pleasure that he can't shake and doesn't want to.
As they come down, Eddie sits up, the motion pulling Steve's hips into his lap. Steve groans at the way the knot pulls him along with Eddie's hand on his hips.
Eddie's kneeling back on his haunches, but he straightens up so that Steve's not laying in the wet spot he made. If he wasn't supporting Steve's body with his hands on his hips, he would be dangling from his knot and that thought makes Steve's eyes roll back, his cunt clenching almost painfully around the knot inside him as he moans and comes again.
"This is what you wanted, right? To be hanging off my knot?" Eddie asks, almost snarling down at him when Steve clenches around him again.
Steve nods his head and brings his hands up, one gripping Eddie's hand on his hip, the other coming up to stroke his belly where it's bulging slightly. It's going to be so much more pronounced when Eddie fucks his ass, when Eddie's fully shifted, and Steve can't help the way he shudders thinking about it.
Eddie licks his lips looking at the way Steve pets his stomach bulge. "Wish I could feel that from the inside too. Feel you petting the head of my cock through your stomach."
The words make Steve groan again and he slips his hand down to rub at his aching dick.
Eddie puts his hand on Steve's and pulls it away, sitting back on his haunches again and hauling Steve up so they're face to face again.
He presses his mouth to Steve's again, licking inside. Their tongues press together gently, a slow, sinking kiss that leaves him breathless.
Their tongues slide together for a good few minutes as they wait for Eddie's knot to go down.
Steve can feel when it's small enough to slip out of him because it feels like a rush of wetness drips out of him.
Eddie pulls away from the kiss and says, "I'm probably going to knot for a lot longer when I'm shifted."
"That's okay. I might fall asleep if you do," Steve says, knowing he's bound to come at least a few more times and he's already feeling the exhaustion start to creep in, his body feeling the strain of their fucking. In the quiet aftermath, with Eddie fully shifted and seeping warmth, he's probably going to fall right asleep.
"I'll clean you up if you do," Eddie says and Steve groans. He nuzzles into Steve's neck briefly, nipping at the skin there, before he moves them.
Eddie pulls him neatly off his cock and deposits him onto the bed, rolling him onto his stomach. The sheets are wet beneath him, but it doesn't make sense to move because he's just going to get them wet again when he squirts on Eddie's knot again.
He feels the ripple in the air from the subtle change in air pressure that means Eddie's fully shifted now.
Eddie drapes himself over Steve's body and Steve moans at the feeling of Eddie's hairy, hairy body covering him completely. He's bigger like this, taller and wider, and it's turning Steve's brain to goo thinking about how big his knot is going to feel inside his ass.
Eddie's voice is a low grumble when he speaks and Steve shivers about that too.
"Gonna get you ready now," he growls out and all Steve can do is spread his legs further when Eddie pulls his weight off him. "Take your plug out."
He'd almost forgotten it was there, holding his ass open, nowhere near as big as what's about to come. He grips the base of the plug and slides it out before tossing it on the nightstand.
He's damn near shivering in anticipation when Eddie presses Steve's hips down and spreads him out.
Eddie ducks his head and licks at the mess between his thighs, lapping at his cunt. The feeling is so much. His tongue feels rougher than before.
Steve's cunt is so wet, from Eddie's come and from the fresh slick that drips from him as Eddie's tongue delves into him. Steve can't stop the wails that come out of his mouth.
He's crying out, almost sobbing with it as Eddie continues to lick at his sensitive hole and then as he licks inside with his long tongue, longer than his human tongue, longer than his half shifted tongue.
He licks into his cunt until he's shaking and then he spreads Steve's cheeks. Steve looks back over his shoulder and lets out a weak moan as he watches as Eddie lets a mixture of his spit, his come, and Steve's slick dribble down onto his asshole.
The tip of his tongue presses inside his ass and Steve relaxes into it. Eddie presses more of his tongue inside, more of his come and spit lubing the way.
He fucks his ass like this for a couple minutes and it feels like Eddie is lazily doing this, taking his time and trying to build it up, but Steve is on a hair trigger, has been all night.
He gets a hand under him and rubs at his cock and that's it, he's coming again, cunt dripping onto the sheets beneath him.
Eddie keeps licking into his asshole as Steve shudders through his orgasm.
He must have grabbed the bottle of lube at some point because when he pulls away, Steve feels something slick, wet, and cold being dripped onto his hole.
He looks back and almost laughs at how small the lube bottle looks in Eddie's hand. He watches as Eddie squeezes the bottle and drips lube onto his cock and he groans.
Eddie's cock like this is fucking outrageous. It's long and thick and Steve knows it's going to stretch him out like nothing he's ever experienced before, putting any time he's said the phrase 'rearranging his guts' to shame.
Eddie pulls him up on his hands and knees and notches his cock against Steve's asshole and presses the head inside slowly.
Steve breathes through it - the head popping inside makes his cunt clench in sympathy. He wonders what it would feel like inside his cunt, pressing on places that probably haven't been touched before. He shivers thinking about it.
Eddie presses in a little bit more, drizzling more lube onto his hole. He pulls out and presses back inside and Steve feels like he can't get in enough air - it's so fucking big.
When he's fully seated inside him, Steve feels overheated.
And then Eddie starts to move.
If he was overwhelmed before, he doesn't know what he is right now. There's so much to focus on - the giant cock stretching him out, the feeling of Eddie draping himself over his back, the feeling of Eddie's arm hair under his hand when he reaches back to steady himself.
Eddie takes it so slow for a few minutes, rocking in and out gently as Steve's body gets used to the intrusion.
Steve lowers his chest to the bed so he isn't supporting his weight and lets Eddie drag him back onto his cock.
He groans at the feeling, getting a hand beneath him and on his dick again. He presses two fingers inside his cunt where he's soaking wet and lets the palm of his hand rock against his dick as Eddie picks up the pace.
It doesn't take longer than another minute to come, crying out embarrassingly loud as he grinds against his hand.
That seems to spur Eddie on and he fucks into Steve harder as Steve goes lax after he's done coming.
He doesn't know when he started crying, but the pillow beneath his head is wet with his tears and Eddie's bent over and licking at his neck and the side of his face like he's trying to soothe him.
He wants to feel Eddie's knot in him as badly he doesn't know what to do with himself.
He pushes back against him, the slapping sound of Eddie's hips hitting his growing louder.
Eddie fucks into him with deep strokes and Steve knows without looking or touching that his stomach is bulging out on every fucking thrust.
He's so deep inside him. It feels like every nerve in his body is on fire with the way he's lit up from the inside out.
His fingers are still tucked inside him and he curls them up, hiccuping wetly when he presses on his g-spot. He fucks his fingers in and out, trying to match the speed of Eddie's thrusts and as soon as he feels his knot starting to form, he's squirting all over the bed again.
The knot stretches at his rim and it's like he can't stop coming, clenching over and over and over as Eddie bullies his knot inside him.
His knot already felt like it was going to split him open earlier when he was only half-shifted and now it's pressing in and in again and shattering his whole world. Steve feels his eyes cross at the unrelenting pressure.
Eddie presses it in and it catches on Steve's rim, unable to come out again so easily, so Eddie just grinds his hips against Steve's as he chases his orgasm.
Steve comes again, gasping and crying as he feels the warmth of Eddie coming inside him. He's clenching both holes, milking Eddie's knot again and he can't stop shivering and sobbing.
They stay like that until Steve stops shivering, until it feels less like he's going to float out of his body.
Eddie moves them, his knot tugging at Steve's hole, making him hiss.
He drags them off of the wet spot and under the covers that were folded on the other side of the bed.
Steve kind of blinks back into reality with Eddie spooned up behind him, nuzzling his face into his throat.
"Drink some water, baby," Eddie says to him, his voice still a deep growl, so Steve hadn't missed him shifting back yet. He's still knotted inside him, so it makes sense, but Steve's brain isn't operating at 100% right now.
They've wound up closer to the bedside table than when they started so it's not a far stretch to reach over and grab a water bottle. He sucks down half the bottle, his dehydrated body needing it.
He passes the uncapped bottle back to Eddie and bites back a quip about him needing a water bowl. He's too tired to make it funny anyway - it would probably come out sounding a little mean and he doesn't want to be mean right now.
He just wants to be wrapped up and taken care of.
Eddie deposits the water bottle somewhere and drags Steve into his arms.
The entire room smells like sex, like both of them, and he can't even imagine what that must be like for Eddie with his heightened senses. Maybe that's why Eddie keeps burying his face in Steve's neck, overwhelmed by their mingling scents and the scent of their come in the air.
He's so sleepy - the warmth seeping from Eddie's body, the exhaustion of being fucked good, and the feeling of Eddie stroking his hand over Steve belly makes his eyes drift closed. He can feel himself falling asleep soon as he settles back into Eddie's embrace.
He drifts to sleep still knotted up tight.
*
He wakes up soon after falling asleep to Eddie's tongue inside his ass, his human-sized tongue licking deftly over him, eating the come from his hole. He gasps at the feeling, at the loud, wet noises coming from behind him.
He's on his stomach again, so reaches his hand back and fists it in Eddie's hair.
"Hi, gorgeous," Eddie says before going back to licking and sucking at his hole.
With Steve awake, Eddie fucks two fingers inside his cunt slowly, immediately curling them down to hit his g-spot.
Steve groans loudly. Eddie sloppily eating his ass and slowly, but expertly fingering his cunt is such a good way to wake up.
Eddie licks into him over and over, his fingers stroking over his g-spot, and when his other hand comes down to stroke at his cock, he doesn't stand a chance.
It's a slow building orgasm, but he quakes and whines through it all the same. Eddie keeps licking and fingering and stroking him through it, and after another couple of minutes, he's rolling through another one, this one edging on painful - the pleasure tipping over into pain as he jerks through it.
He pulls at Eddie's hair and says, "Enough," before dropping his hand onto the bed beside him.
Eddie pulls his fingers out and Steve can hear the way he sucks them into his mouth and if he wasn't literally aching, he'd want to go another round.
He manages to stay awake as Eddie hauls him up and into the bathroom to clean up. In the shower, Eddie presses him into the shower wall and kisses him as he soaps up his body.
They fall back into the bed with clean bodies and wet hair and Steve is asleep the minute his head hits the pillow.
*
He wakes up in the morning with Eddie's head between his thighs again, licking into his sore cunt. He's fucking insatiable.
Steve sighs and stretches his arms out, spreading his thighs a little.
He looks down at Eddie and finds him looking back up at him, tongue licking into him with little kitten licks.
"You're going to kill me," is what he says, voice rough with sleep.
Eddie pulls his wet mouth away and grins at him. He says, "Or ruin you."
Steve shivers. He already has. How the hell is he supposed to go back to knots that aren't from a fully shifted werewolf?
"Can I fuck you?" Eddie asks, crawling up his body.
Steve pulls him into a kiss, tasting his slick on Eddie's tongue. He reaches down and guides Eddie's cock into his sore cunt, sighing into Eddie's mouth.
Eddie fucks him gently, slowly grinding into him, trading kisses the entire time.
After a minute, Eddie puts his hands under Steve's back and rolls them over so that Steve is straddling Eddie's lap.
Their lips never leave each other's as Steve rocks down against him, getting a good angle so Eddie cock is dragging over his g-spot.
The kisses turn desperate as they both get closer, Steve reaching a hand down to rub at his dick.
He comes on Eddie's cock, gasping into his mouth as he clenches around him.
It only takes another handful of thrusts before Eddie's coming too - he grabs Steve by the hips and fucks up into him, faster than before, but still gentle.
Eddie groans into his mouth as he comes inside him and they both collapse back onto the bed.
Steve lifts himself off Eddie dick and shivers at the feeling of his come leaking out of him.
"I don't suppose you'd want to clean me up before I go?" Steve asks, leaning back and spreading his legs.
He tracks the way Eddie licks his lips looking at the come dripping out of him and grins. He's got his number, it seems.
When Eddie presses him back into the sheets and licks the come dripping from his cunt and Steve starts thinking of how he's going to secure seeing him again, he supposes Eddie has his number too.
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