#effinbirds

[shiftythrifting]

some interesting (and a little vulgar) shirts

[plague-of-insomnia]

Better because they would actually harm the kid? I fail to see how that's better.

Sweetie, I’m gonna tell you something absolutely shocking: you are not the center of the universe.

I have zero idea what you’re talking about and frankly don’t care. I suspect you seem to think something like “if people create/consume x” it means that they’re a step away from harming children, or some other ridiculously unfounded claim antis enjoy throwing around, but whatever bullshit you’re on, you can shove it bc I’m not interested.

Some of us have real problems that are a lot bigger than protecting imaginary children from harm they can never experience since they don’t exist, or harassing random strangers on the internet to fill the vacuum of meaningless in our own existence.

I’m sorry if those words are too big for you to understand, but I have actual problems to focus my attention on, and you could maybe benefit from using a dictionary and looking up what some words actually mean, anyway.

Fandom is my escape from the crap that is reality, and I don’t really give a flying fuck what some 14-year-old (or the maturity/mental equivalent of one) who doesn’t know shit about life has to say about… pretty much anything.

So in case this was all to difficult for you to understand,

Get fucked.

Ah that was nice. Thanks for giving me an excuse to vent some of my current frustration. 🙃

(Image by @effinbirds )

[sucka99]

[rarediseasedude]

[mafaldaknows]

What happened now? What is everyone reacting to? Would be grateful for some info.

Hello, Anon:

Not sure about anyone else, but it’s honestly too stupid for words so here’s a link to what I’m reacting to, so I don’t have to look at it again. X

Too stupid for words, so here’s some Effin Birds:

Instagram: effinbirds

FWIW, had they just gone about this like normal people, without the fakery and manipulation, they would’ve gotten a much warmer reception than they’re getting of their budding romance, the timeline of which some fans are apparently hoping to accelerate because they’re most likely still children who don’t yet understand the complexities and ramifications of such an event on all the parties involved.

Dishonesty is not a good foundation upon which to build and maintain relationships, but they did it anyway, probably with the notion somehow that it was “cute” and that (her) fans would love it. If they’re miffed about the fact that many people still don’t buy what they’re selling, perhaps a review of the shady PR strategy on the rollout of this romance would be an excellent place to start troubleshooting.

Whoever wrote that article either had middle schoolers in mind or writes at that level. My sincerest apologies for any brain cells you might have lost from reading it, Anon.

Thanks for your questions. 🤡🎪🤡🫣🥴

[thatswhatsushesaid]

something about life giving you lemons and making lemonade something something

not making this rebloggable because all of the actual hard work was originally done by the effinbirds account, I just wanted to apply them to, um, some of the specific stuff I've seen in the character tags. (and, you know, had directed at me.)

anyway, the process of making these was cathartic and makes looking at my saved screenshot files that much more disco, which is important to me.

[asordidbarwere]

[waltzoftherapiers]

ID start: digital art of a rapier blade hitting a fencing helmet. Text reads “the risks I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math.” End ID

Inspired by/text from @effinbirds

[quote-tournament]

Do you by any chance have a list of incredible tumblr quotes? I was trying to collect some for a mini art project but I forgot how terrible the search function still is, and I haven't collected and tagged enough of them.

Hello fellow quote lover! I have sadly not been on Tumblr long enough to make a list, but if you're looking for humourous quotes you can look at @theshitpostcalligrapher , if you're looking for aggressive quotes look at @effinbirds , and if you're looking for poetry look at @metamorphesque

Ho and @the-haiku-bot might have interesting stuff

[effinbirds]

Last 2024 appearances, plus online store changes

Howdy, bird friends.

I'll be appearing in Madison WI, Cincinnati OH, Toronto ON, Minneapolis MN, and New York City, NY to close out my 2024 tour. Come see me, get your 2025 calendars (I'll write mean things on your birthday), and grab some Effin' Birds swag that will no longer be sold in my online store. (And if you would like me to show up to your local event, tell the show how much you'd like to see me there -- that's far more effective than me telling them that they should spring for my plane ticket and hotel room.)

Store Changes

I shut down my Canadian shipping point earlier this year, and I'll be shutting down the one in the US when the inventory is gone. And some of it is moving very fast, so don't miss out.

I'll still have an online store, but it will be only on-demand items like mugs, t-shirts and prints. Things that I have to manufacture in bulk like my Hawaiian shirts, enamel pins, and trading cards will now only be available at my personal appearances. They were just too expensive to warehouse and ship.

So it's an online last call for these beauties! Grab them while you can.

[delta-pavonis]

New headcanon: Matthew the Raven actually runs @effinbirds

[lenharvsg]

#effinbirds

[bluemoonperegrine]

They've had a day.

You gotta admit that Elsa channels @effinbirds quite readily.

[thebeardiswriting]

Which blogs would you recommend for people to follow?

This one is a bit easier to answer. I'll still feel bad if I miss anyone but not as terribly as if I was listing my favorites.

@kinkypolycuddlers, @d2bm, @bondagebarbiedoll, @leolover721, @effxa, @effinbirds, @eff-2, @patronums, @deadsxw, @the-stark-empire, @whim-sickle, @bewitchingbimbo, @missathesiren, @ambers-life, @silence-in-submission, @callalilly849, @callmemcupcake, @mischievousmac, @c4c4ine, @bamababygirl7, @bimbo-toy, @iecholouder, @flirtingwithth3d3vil, @tallymali, @marfiziahawkins, @stay-at-home-hoe, @drinkyourmilf, @harrysquean, @candycoatedcocksleeve, @little-girl-easton, @subkrissyh, @@denyme-alliee, @aliceinkinkyland, @shatteredroses, @korrupted-bunny, @imtryingx, @stupid-wh0re4-use, @tayla-babygirl-oxoxo, @rebloomed-desert-rose @radioactivekiwi, @kaatrina, @pure-hell2

That is short list for now and has to be good enough.

[mafaldaknows]

Instagram: effinbirds

There’s an Effin Bird for every occasion