#Eddie Judge

[realhousewives-fan]

Hoping for Someone to Take the Bait

Judging the movements of Tamra Judge this season is a rollercoaster ride.

Is she a true friend or is she a producer’s pet, moving all around the board?

She wasn’t Shannon Beador’s biggest fan in the beginning, but now she’s setting traps for Heather Dubrow to make her the scapegoat.

Tamra talks so smugly and self-righteous that it didn’t go very well for Heather the last time she talked about Shannon’s relationship.

She totally made a little trap for Heather when they talked about Shannon and her boyfriend.

Heather didn’t fall for it, so, instead of having something concrete to blame Heather for, she called her a hypocrite in her confessional.

What bothers me is how self-righteous Tamra act in the defence of Shannon.

The only one who has said anything specific about Shannon and her relationship is Tamra herself!

But sure, Heather is the villain.

All Heather has done this far this season is apologizing for x, y and z. But I fail to see what crime she has committed.

I agree that Heather appears to be desperate for Tamra’s friendship.

Last season, Heather was HBIC. But now, she cowers in front of Tamra.

And I wonder why?!

Tamra hasn’t proven herself to be a good friend this season. Great for a laugh, but she’s more than ready to throw everybody under the bus.

Tamra said some horrible things about Shannon in the beginning of the season.

She accused Shannon of being an alcoholic, that she and John always had drunken arguments, that they were never a good couple to hang out with.

Now, she’s defending Shannon and are coming for Heather – for saying less than Tamra has!

Tamra is creating drama among the women and has attacked Jennifer Pedranti’s relationship with Ryan Boyajian.

After all the crap that Tamra has said about Ryan, she suddenly wanted to bring them on a triple date – with Shannon and John!

Eddie Judge confronted Ryan about everything, while Ryan claimed that he could cry over the state their friendship was in.

What an awkward bunch they were.

Fun date night? Hell no!

[stevenrogered]

Everything felt like it was finally getting back to the way it should be. Gerrard was out as Captain, and Bobby was back in. And then Tommy dumps me. And now Maddie is missing, or she's run away, lost her mind, whatever this is.

[emilyrosecreatives]

i’m not her.

[tubesock86]

an ode to matching heart patches

[cruelxfantasies]

imagining photographer!steve as a baby photographer and he just wants a baby so bad and everyone in their circle knows it, they’ve put the word out that they’re looking to adopt but it’s crickets. an adoption agency is too expensive for them to consider. it gets to the point where eddie is about to convince steve to take a break from the business because he watches steve’s heart break just a little more each day as he interacts with the babies and their parents - this couldn’t be healthy for him. money would be tight, eddie could work more to cover the loss they would take.

the day before he plans to broach the subject, eddie’s phone pings with a notification - a message from a family friend, someone wayne knows and eddie had met maybe a handful of times. it isn’t long before he discovers the reason behind her reaching out; she’s pregnant and isn’t planning on keeping the baby.

when eddie tells steve the next day after his last session, the sadness that had found a home in his gaze slowly rescinds itself after the news sinks in. eddie holding him tight on the couch, sobs erupting from steve. eddie knows the cries are relief and joy and doesn’t try to console him.

several months later, it’s eddie positioning their newborn daughter in front of the camera this time while steve looks through the lens.

[lostnorthwinds]

YEAH SO I CHECKED THE WIKI.

RAYMOND'S JUST EDDIE. OKAY. THE NAME'S GOOD.

JUSTINE IS JUST VERITY, THE NAME'S GREAT! COOL.

NOW...

WE'RE TAKING EUSTACE SO BADLY THE WIKI REFUSES TO ADDRESS HIM ONLY BY THAT.

[morganbritton132]

Secret relationship Buddie but it’s just everybody thinking that Buck and Eddie are in a secret relationship and that they’re the only one who knows about it.

Except for Ravi, he thinks everybody knows.

Also Buck and Eddie are not dating.

[2jihiir0]

Read here !!! 🖤🐊

So, this sort of happened ~ my first ever fic ?! 😳 I can’t believe it. And it’s Gator x Eddie obviously because I’ve been obsessed with them since Fargo S5 came out.

Enjoy 💕

[boxmakesart]

Random Luigi doodle because I’ve awakened a newfound obsession with the Super Mario Bros series omggggg

[musical-attorney]

Do Ace Attorney men respect women?

Phoenix: He respects women. He was raised by his Momma💜

Miles: Duh.

Larry: He respects women in the way Sir-Mix-a-Lot respects women (if ykyk). He also listened to an alpha male podcast to try and find (another) girlfriend; it didn't work so he never did it again.

Godot: He respects Mia and Mia alone. #MiaFeyRights

Manfred: In the traditional sense, yes.

Apollo: He took a semester class in college about women's history so he thinks women's rights are pretty cool 😎

Klavier: He used to be like Larry when he was younger and just dated a lot, but as he grew up and gained respect for himself, he gained respect for others around him (especially Ema).

Kristoph: Uhhhh.... He doesn't care, really. Poison doesn't discriminate so neither will he😁

Simon: He'd strike a man ten times over before he'd EVER strike a woman.

Nahyuta: He worships a female deity in a religion that's female dominated with his mother, sister, and aunt being the main figure heads. Saying that he didn't like women would be an affront to his character.

Dhurke: For all I know, he's interacted with like 3 women all his life... And one of them was his daughter... So probably.

Eddie (Raymond): Um... Good question! Let's circle back to him later.

Eustace (Sebastian): He does🩷 He didn't take after his father (thank God).

Judge:

Take that as you will.

[realhousewives-fan]

There’s a Turn of the Tide in the OC

It seems like the trip to Montana had consequences for Jennifer Pedranti and Gina Kirschenheiter.

While Tamra Judge, Shannon Beador and Heather Dubrow are more concerned about themselves and each other, they’re forgetting the rest of the party.

It’s understandable that Heather feels left out when Tamra and Shannon act like their obnoxious self. But I’m surprised she would feel so bothered about it.

Last season she was more than capable to stand up for herself. She doesn’t have to beg anyone to be her friend. 

So, why is she so needy for Tamra’s friendship?

It’s like Jennifer, Gina and Taylor Armstrong are irrelevant, and it’s the type of dynamics that has sabotaged newcomers from getting established on the show.

Gina and Emily Simpson had each other, which has made it easier for them to remain relevant on the show. 

And it’s not like the veterans has really helped them along.

While it felt like Heather gave Gina good advice back in Montana, it didn’t appear like Gina appreciated this very much.

She was offended that Heather made her feel like a burden for her boyfriend Travis Mullen.

I still think that something went down with Gina and Travis between season 16 and 17, but it seems like she has a great support system with him.

While I think Heather’s advice was wise, it seems like Gina felt it would create a distance in her relationship with Travis.

And Jennifer? She wasn’t happy with that girls trip either.

She had a conversation with Ryan Boyajian about all of Tamra’s allegations, and it was not a pleasant conversation.

He was upset, he expected Jennifer to shut the conversation down with Tamra, he was deflecting and claiming that Tamra was jealous of their love.

The pile of red flags just got higher.

Something I thought was odd about Tamra stories about Ryan, was that she hadn’t told Eddie Judge anything about it! 

And they clearly have no respect for him.

Why would Tamra allow them to become friends if she knew that Ryan had proclaimed that he was going to seduce her?!

[panevanbuckley]

absolutely obsessed with eddie seeing buck's jealous/cocky attitude towards him joining the team and his dumb little "me?" when he compliments him and thinking you know who'll love him? my son. that's some crazy behaviour and i respect it

[punkrockmlchael]

Imagine reader & rockstar!Gareth (or Eddier, your pick) doing the 'We Listen & We Don't Judge' trend on tik tok & people watch it, expecting hot gossip between the couple but it's just super sweet & wholesome the entire time.

Your mind once again my dear. Spectacular! (Give me 14 of them right now.) I loved the is for both but I’m feeling Eddie right now—I can write a Gareth one if yall want! (Word Count: 420) If you want to see another version for Eddie and one for the rest of the Corroded Coffin Boys click here!

“We listen and we don’t judge,” you and Eddie spoke simultaneously as you looked at your phone that was propped up on the table in front of you.

“You first,” you said softly, looking at Eddie.

Eddie nodded, thinking for a second. “Okay, well, when we first started dating and going out on actual dates.. I started a list in my notes on my phone of everything you would order. Your McDonald’s order, your coffee order, your favorite sub and toppings... that way, if I happened to go somewhere without you, I knew what to get for you.” Eddie admitted softly, looking at you.

“Really?” You asked, smiling at him.

“Hey, we listen and we don’t judge,” he replied, looking at you.

“Fine,” you muttered, thinking to yourself. “Remember that Thanksgiving when we went to the wrong house? I did that on purpose because I didn’t want you to meet my grandparents yet. I was so scared you weren’t going to like them and that my niece was going to hate you.” You admitted. Eddie smiled, looking at you.

“I had a feeling that you did that on purpose; you don’t just forget what house you go to for a holiday. But, I love your family baby, almost as much as I love you.”

You blushed, shaking your head. “We listen and we don’t judge.”

Eddie smiled, looking at you. His hand found your thigh under the table, resting on it gently. “I have a whole notebook full of songs I’ve written for you. Little lyrics, notes, there’s so many songs and partial songs in there that I will play for you one day.” You looked at him, mouth falling open as he spoke.

“Really?” You asked softly, a wide smile appearing on your face. He hummed and nodded, smiling wider.

“We listen and we don’t judge,” he said softly.

"I was too scared to talk to you but Gareth pushed me into you the night we met and that's why I ran into you... because Gareth literally hip checked me into your body." You smiled, looking at Eddie.

"Really?" He asked, a smile forming on his face.

"Hey, we listen and we don't judge."

"Yeah, fuck that. I have to go thank Gareth for pushing the girl of my dreams into my lap." Eddie nodded, standing up. He looked at you and smiled, leaving a soft kiss on your lips gently. "I love you, baby girl."

"I love you too, Eddie." You smiled, leaning in for another quick kiss.

eddie tag list: wanna be added? comment + let me know! @keeryhours ; @the-witty-pen-name ; @swiftieintheupsidedown ; @hawkinsmafia ; @pupwrites ; @clown420cunt ; @exploding-bonbon ; @borhapparker ; @corrodedcorpses

[strawberri-rants-and-writings]

Eddie: Is that a banana in your pants or are you happy to see me? 😉

Y/n: *pulls banana out of pants and places it on table, making direct eye contact*

Eddie: …

Y/n: …

Y/n: I bet you feel like a fool right now.

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Steve: *watching Eddie* He's so pretty.

Meanwhile, Eddie was in a crouched goblin like position as he ate furiously out of the Honeycombs box as he talked with the kids.

Robin: But he's so . . . Feral.

Steve: *sighs dreamily* I know.

Robin: Okay, but before you fuck him make sure he has all his shots.

Steve: *sighs* Okay.

Robin: Unbelievable.

[spicyboelives]

Got an Eddie Gluskin Commission Order! Super stoked to dip my toes into the horror genre and in truth, he was just so fun to render.