#roz yaps

[punkrockmlchael]

(Word Count: 481)

Eddie Munson who is a badass until you ask him to kill a spider.

“What are you doing?” He’d ask, standing in the doorway of the bathroom while you’re standing on the edge of the bathtub, staring at the floor.

“There’s a spider, it’s big and hairy. please, kill it,” you’d whine, looking at him as the spider crawled around more and more.

“So am i but you don’t seem to want me killed,” he’d smirk, cocky ass grin on his face as you rolled your eyes. “Where is it?”

You’d point to the giant spider crawling around the floor, Eddie’s eyes meeting the little black ball of fuzz that was crawling around the floor.

A scream would leave his mouth as he would jump up next to you on the bathtub, wrapping his arms around you. “No, fuck that; you kill him. you found him, right? So you get to kill him.”

“No! I’m not touching that thing,” you’d complain, watching it continue to crawl around. Eddie would stare at the spider with wide eyes, watching it come closer and closer.

“My god, it’s coming closer. It must smell fear,” Eddie would comment, shuddering in his spot.

“Eddie, please, what happened to my big strong boyfriend?” You’d ask, looking at him.

“He’s not that big and strong when there’s a fucking tarantula in his bathroom. Oh, my god. Burn the house down; it’s his now, we’re moving out.”

And after hours of bickering back and forth with Eddie, continuously watching the spider crawl around the floor, Gareth shows up at your house for a movie night. He walks towards the bathroom and stops in his tracks when he sees you and Eddie standing on the edge of the bathtub arguing.

“…What are you two doing?” Gareth would ask, raising an eyebrow.

And both you and Eddie would point to the spider and yell “kill it!” at the same time.

And once Gareth sees what you’re pointing at he’d giggle, “it’s just a little spider, guys, fucking chill,” and he’d lean down and grab the spider and pick it up in his hands and walk towards the door with it to let it live and be free in the wild and you and Eddie are sighing and stepping down from the bathtub as you watch Gareth walk away with the spider.

“That’s messed up, i can’t believe i used to have a crush on him,” you’d comment, watching him walk away before Eddie would nod and reply with a,

“Yeah, me neither. What did I ever see in him?” Which would leave you staring at your boyfriend with a raised eyebrow and a look of shock on your face.

“…What?”

“Yeah, i don’t know either, maybe it’s the hair,” Eddie would reply, stepping out of the bathroom as he walked towards the living room, leaving you alone in the bathroom.

“…What?!”

[theappleofhereyes]

(Roz here!! This is mostly justa general warning. This blog contains really dark topics and images and having babies here is a no-go! So please, if you do have rp characters that are kids/babies, don't send 'em here. Espically if their the innocent type of kid. This blog is the wrong place.)

[onel0gicalreason]

her eyelid drops are the besssst 💖💖

[this-is-a-username124]

This is them to me

[macaroni-stars]

UM SO THE ALARM LIGHT IN THE DEATH SCENE REFLECTING IN PINK WHICH PARALLELS ROZ'S UNCONCIOUS PINK LIGHTING WHEN BRIGHTBILL FIRST SLEEPS ON HER IS FUCKING INSANE ACTUALLY

[punkrockmlchael]

gonna actually cry tf

sage🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🫶🫶🫶 i love you bestie

@punkrockmlchael @the-witty-pen-name @buckysgrace @sadhours @floredaqueen @songbirdmunson @rincallistis @richard-michael-afton @bunnyhargrove @mrprettywhenhecries @writhingg @yourfavoritewitchbitch @doomsdaybby @reysdriver @the-unforgivenn have all been lights in this fandom and amazing friends to me. i can’t thank them enough 💕

@punkrockmlchael @the-witty-pen-name @buckysgrace @sadhours @floredaqueen @songbirdmunson @rincallistis @richard-michael-afton @bunnyhargrove @mrprettywhenhecries @writhingg @yourfavoritewitchbitch @doomsdaybby @reysdriver @the-unforgivenn

[nyaskitten]

I've watched Inception and The Wild Robot for the first time today. I'm fine! No, truly, I'm fine!

[kipnchipps]

Just finished The Wild Robot and cried like a baby

But also I haven’t seen anyone talking about the themes of nature and global warming. And how Roz has to understand the animals and their language before being able to communicate and truly engage with the inhabitants of the island? As in. Learning to live alongside nature instead of forcing nature to adapt to you? Yeah I’m broken

[punkrockmlchael]

Imagine rockstar!eddie and popstar!reader and the media has pit these two against each other, saying how they hate each other when in reality it's not true at all. And during one of reader's concerts or a live stream someone tries to start something against Eddie and & reader is like "Hold on babygirl, we love Eddie here"

Omg, your mind. (While I agree with this I have a bit of a different take; hear me out) (Word Count: 775)

No because like, imagine being in a band yourself with your closest friends, and you're touring with Corroded Coffin, opening for them. Being in the spot light means rumors flying left and right, it was inevitable. About you, your friends, Corroded Coffin, you and corroded coffin; it felt like there was always something being brought up whether it was true or not.

And you were nervous to tour with them because the media always paints Corroded Coffin to be these big mean and scary guys because, hello, they have this really heavy and deep metal sound (and they’re kinda tall, except for Gareth) but, just because they play metal music doesn't mean they themselves are these big scary guys; in fact they were the opposite.

No, Corroded Coffin are actually sweethearts. The sweetest, to be honest. They would hold doors for you, always make sure you and your bandmates are okay in the public eye; they basically took you and your bandmates under their wings because they wanted to show you the ropes and make sure you’re all living the dream as well.

And after that tour, you kept close ties with them, you were friends with them after all. And somehow you were always the closest to Eddie, he just had the biggest personality in corroded coffin, followed closely by Gareth. Grant and Jeff tended to keep to themselves, but that didn't change the fact that they too were the sweetest boys you had ever met; always always checking in on you. Random texts from Corroded Coffin’s members were something that happened daily it felt like; a meme, a video, a congratulations text on a new song or video coming out. It was always something with those boys, not that you or your friends were complaining.

Anyways, sometime after that tour you and your band were blowing up, becoming bigger and bigger; more songs, more tours, more livestreams to keep your fans up to date!

And one livestream Corroded Coffin got brought up, your band members laughing and recounting the memories of those boys and spending time with them.

Talking about how your first time in California you all went to the beach and Eddie forgot sunscreen and literally was so burnt to a crisp he couldn’t even play his guitar that night because wearing the strap hurt; he stood there and sang while Grant and Jeff did all the work. Talking about how the best part of tour was when Gareth broke his drum set and had to use your bands for a couple shows. Talking about how Jeff and Grant are actually the funniest people you would meet, like they’re always cracking jokes about something whether it be the time or not. (Literally, like remember when Eddie was burnt to a crisp and couldn’t play the guitar? Yeah; they said he looked like a singing and dancing lobster because his bright red shoulders, arms and face were on full display for everyone as he winced into every step he took. As they called it; “the Amanda Show called, they want their dancing lobster back!”)

That was just the start; the fans of Corroded Coffin themselves knew these boys were actually idiots and the funniest people to walk the earth, and you didn’t quite believe it until you witnessed it first hand. (But, come on, they’re idiots and nerds who play metal music; what’s not to love about them?!)

And suddenly while reminiscing on the good old days of tour while on livestream, your friend reads a comment about how Eddie is a dick, and how it appears that everyone’s hates him.

“I heard that Eddie is a dick, he’s such an arrogant asshole who only seems to think about himself and what will benefit him.”

And you whip your head around and look at the screen, raising an eyebrow; ready to defend your friend at any moment. “Oh, no, he's actually quite the opposite. He’s the funniest, sweetest, most caring person we’ve ever met; we love Eddie here. In fact, he actually texted me this morning congratulating us on our new single being out. He said it sounds so awesome, and he can’t wait to hear us play it live.”

Your friend nodded, agreeing with you. “He might look scary with that mullet and those tattoos but I promise you he is actually a giant teddy bear,” they said, nodding along to your words. “He’s a dork, let me tell you.”

“The biggest dork,” you giggled. “But, we love him just the same.”

[punkrockmlchael]

thank you for mentioning me; you are so so sweet, i love you!

Yes! I enjoy writing for Eddie and Gareth both and my Masterlist is where you could find this fics if you’re interested! I love sharing my writing with others <3

also feel the need to tag and mention some other lovely writers! (in no particular order bc these creators are just; chefs kiss 💋 ) @mrsjellymunson @the-unforgivenn @writhingg @songbirdmunson @doomsdaybby @littlexdeaths

Hey lovely writers and followers,

I hope everyone is having a great start to the new year. I was wondering if anyone can recommend any Eddie Munson fics that are one shots, a series or multi parts? I am having trouble finding new stories to read, and I so miss my boy. Thank you so much in advance! #neverchange

[indigo-flowers09]

how did the wild robot go

OH MY GOD

i came in expecting “robot fox and bird found family in a forest” and i GOT “robot fox and bird found family in a forest” but SO MUCH BETTER????

all the spoilers every spoiler

yknow stories that are like “how am i supposed to live after that?” like Undertale Yellow or Brokeback mountain? yeah this is the opposite of that. and that’s exactly what i needed after being hyperfixating on uty for months.

some random thoughts i have are:

HRNRTHHFHFJFJGHTH. AUGH. WHAT DO I EVEN SAY…

i was crying since before the middle of the movie. and i didn’t sob at the ending. it was so good, the strong hard parts made me really cry but it kept getting hopeful again. i just.

I felt so seen by so much of that movie. I’m autistic, raised in a quite dysfunctional family and always depending on escaping with fantasy like undertale and fnaf, so i never had any real friends until 6th grade. Watching Brightbill (a runt) being raised by Roz and Fink (two already outcast members of the island with no friends) all because of their own flaws and accidents made me feel so… real. seen. I’ve never felt so represented. a dysfunctional, loving family, built on mistakes and trying to fit in and fulfill their purpose. trying to find the people they belong with.

Similarly but not exactly the same, the found family aspect. Again, as functional as they can be for a runt goose, a manipulative fox and a hunk of metal. but they were all stuck in a place where they can only try their best and take care of each other. that’s literally me and my friends bro. it’s like finding someone so different that you completely click with after a while. you get to watch everyone change and grow with each other.

one of my favorites things was the titular Wild Robot, Roz. GODDDD WHERE DO I START….

Roz showed up somewhere new, not knowing how anything worked, and just followed how she was programmed. She was feared, hated for just doing what she knew. Eventually she sat and waited and watched and learned what she could. When she woke back up, everyone still hated her. She did her best, she could now communicate, but it led her into a bad spot in which she did what she always knew and ended up, with a little help from others in a similar spot, finding those who loved her. In the end, learning how to connect and helping them do what they needed to led her to connecting with others, and being accepted for being kind by those who were not.

now replace Roz with Indigo and read that again, maybe don’t read it as literally but like. THAT WAS JUST MY ENTIRE MIDDLE SCHOOL EXPERIENCE???? HELLO????

Roz is literally me… autism…….

one last thing because GOD THIS MOVIE IS SO FANTASTIC THERES SO MANY THINGS I CANT EVEN THINK OF EVERYTHING I LOVE ABOUT THIS MOVIEEEEE

the art and music. dear god. this movie is so fucking good at being a movie. the art, environment, composition, EVERYTHING IN THIS MOVIE IS ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS. it’s stunning, every single shot i just wanted to dig my teeth into, it’s such a beautiful movie.

the framing and pacing and music and colors and emotion throughout the entire movie is just phenomenal. everything is just so fucking good.

i wish i could say more but i’d need to rewatch it. i just can’t think about it right now i need to let it soak into my autism sponge brain. expect Axis, Guardener and Roz drawings tonight.

[flurraz]

Do we know how long it takes for Roz to recharge?

This scene has been replaying in my head for while(and the WHOLE movie tbh) cause it felt almost out of place. Red foxes on average sleep about 9 hours and goslings sleep way less. If robots recharge as long as phone recharges(or even more since she's running on batteries compared to her intended full strength) she most likely "sleeps" for much longer(Car batteries take 24 hours to recharge) cause of sci-fi high tech battery stuff. I think she said she runs on solar power too but I can't find anything like that online.

Do you think Fink panicked when roz took so long to wake up? Brightbill was up for probably hours, do you think he woke up Fink when his mom didn't wake up after calling and pecking at her? Fink, knowing that big animals sleep for long periods of time compared to smaller animals, probably just took over parenting and took them out for food. They probably come back a few times and leave when they see she's still "asleep". Does fink start to panic but keeps a brave face when the sun set but Roz still wont wake up? Does he think(hope) she just went into hibernation at a weird time and they didn't tell them?

The relief they both felt was probably massive when Roz finally woke up, even if one of them hids it better under snarky comments about laziness and how it was unfair that he had to look over the runt without payment and how we should go fishing to pay for this unbearable crime.

[lumizifluffles]

and my friend is being 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 again nice nice

[punkrockmlchael]

thinking about...

maybe writing something for this that might be...

gareth and jeff ...?

Corroded Coffin Fest Pop-Up: It's Complicated

Love hurts. Love is blind. Love the one you're with. Love means never having to say your sorry. I hate you, I love you. It’s better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

Wild hearts can't be broken. Or can they?

The prompt for this event is: It's Complicated.

I think it's time to give these guys some very complicated love lives -with each other.

So, for this challenge, you need to pair them up in any way you see fit, as long as at least two of them are entangled with each other. Now, what that looks like is all up to you. Is it requited? Unrequited? A situationship? Just a really complicated friendship? You tell us. But navigating a personal, romantic or sexual relationship while in a band probably isn't a cakewalk, and must be, well, complicated.

All entries must be posted between February 14th-16th, 2025.

You can interpret the event in any way you'd like, as long as you've focused on two or more members of Corroded Coffin being in a complicated relationship with each other. Just read the guidelines below and have fun!

GUIDELINES:

Please tag us here at @corrodedcoffinfest when you post your entries so we can reblog them!

There is no word count limit for this pop-up event. It just needs to be posted, in full, between Feb. 14th and Feb. 16th, 2025.

You'll get a comment from this blog with a "🖤" when it's been checked and added to the queue.

Submissions can be connected to other prompts from the pop-up, but they should still be able to stand alone.

Feel free to use the ao3 collection after you've been reblogged here!

All submissions should include any pairings featured, a rating and any content warnings (CW) or tags that you think are appropriate. All explicit material needs be under a cut. Headers make my life easier, and a sample of one could look something like this:

Prompt: It's complicated | Word Count: 1986 | Rating: M | POV: Jeff | Relationships: Eddie/Jeff | CW: None | Tags: Corroded Coffin, Jeff feels what he feels, and sometimes that sucks.

For the artists! Art is definitely welcome! Any entries for the prompts must be focused on at least one Corroded Coffin pairing, a fit the prompt and guidelines.

Please submit your entries between 12:00 AM EST on February 14th and 11:59 PM EST on February 16th.

All's fair in love and war. 🖤

[hearteyedbunny]

obsessed with the interaction of:

Luvrina: Thank you, Roz. :) [passive aggressive]

Roziel: [unaffected] Roziel will do just fine, Luvrina. Now, anyways...

Luvrina: ....... :) [fuming inside]

[trashcatgallade]

So disoriented over a single fucking event that I had a nonstop migraine for two days and forgot everything. I am going to have an aneurysm at the ripe age of 25