#EYYYY FINAL ONE!!

[shadowyspectre]

mature-themed multi-muse roleplay/ask blog for au! wukong and macaque from lego monkie kid

  mun is 20+, uses she/they, and resides in mountain time.

  indie, sel, and private.

  crossover & multiverse friendly.

rules || main verse || verses/blogs

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[saphushia]

I saw one of your dcdp fanart things on Pinterest but couldnt find your name on the thing so I spen way too long searching tumblr my autism has reached limits even I dont understand

Also do you have any art tips bc I just started digital art but it sucks TvT I am struggling with rendering and drawing especially but you are amazing at it!!!!!

Eyyyy welcome welcome ^-^ glad u managed to find me! And thank u for the kind words!

Unfortunately I'm on vacation and not gonna be at my computer until next week so I can't make all the examples I wanna to explain some rendering tips until then, but for now I'd recommend @fourleafisland 's video on cell shading you can find here! Because rendering can mean a lot, but for my style I personally see it as like. Final stages of shading.

But once I'm back at my computer I'll make a post abt my tips for it, and feel free to send another ask specifying exactly which parts you want tips on if you'd like! Otherwise I'll just like. Dump my methods for "finishing touches" n such lmao

(If anyone else wants to send some questions abt it I'm happy to answer those too ^-^ I like explaining)

[64sue]

𝐑𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲 <𝟑 | 𝐋𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨 𝐍𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐬

pairing: Lando Norris × fem reader/girlfriend

summary: you and Lando were at party at local club at Monaco with other drivers. You were a little drunk and Lando suggested going home...

warnings!: +18, smut?, cute names (baby, love stuff), unprotected sex

author note: !eng is not my first language! so sorry for all mistakes, requests are open, hope you'll enjoy this, love u all 🤍

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Lando brought more drinks to your table. He was the only one not drinking. You and Lando were at the local club in Monaco with other drivers: Max with Kelly, Carlos with Rebecca, Charles with Alexa, George with Carmen and Oscar with Lily.

It's been a week since the season ended. You wanted just to go to a lil party to celebrate successful 2023 season. Everyone was already kinda tipsy but Lando put on the table more colorful drinks - the only sober person things. You were on the first floor of the club in the VIP zone. You didn't want any confusion due the popularity, that's why you chose this place.

When you're drunk you are much touchy than normal, of course you always love your boyfriend's physical touch, but after alcohol well... it's something different... When Lando sat on his place on a big sofa, without asked you sat on his laps. Lando seemed lil surprised at first but quickly wrapped his arms around your waist and rested his chin on your shoulder to get a better view of the others.

"What did I do to deserve such surprises baby? Am I that good driver hmm?" - he whispered straight to your ear.

You blushed and giggled - "You deserve all the best baby" - you turned your head and gently touched the tip of his nose with your index finger.

He smirked - "I love you too baby" - whispered.

Everyone raised their drinks in the air - "for the best F1 season and next even better" - Oscar shouted.

"Your first season roookie" - Lando laughed - "I'm joking, you did really great job in this your rookie season" - added quickly.

Everyone tipped their glasses and drank to a great toast. Then, conversations about last season started.

"Does anyone remember this iconic George pose in official intro" - Charles shouted

"Eyyyy your weren't better Charles!" - George said

"Okey okey guys calm down" - Carlos started "I was the only one who won the race and isn't in RedBull!" - said it with proud. Max started to laugh loudly.

"Nooooo I was literally on your rear wing" - Lando shouted back.

"I'm not gonna comment this" - George said with calm in his voice. At this sentence everyone started laughing.

Everyone were talking and laughing when suddenly you turned around on Lando's laps so you were sitting sideways to him. You were already drunk.

You put your hands around his neck. With one hand you ran your fingers through his perfect brown curls. You knew how bad it turns him on. He smirked at you. Still with your hand in his curls you got closer to his neck and placed gentle kisses on it. You felt him jump inside from your touch.

"Baby please, not here" - he whispered into your ear when you rested your head on his shoulder.

"We can go if you want to... you know, we can finish it at home" - he smirked at you and gave you a soft kiss on your cheek. Your cheeks were already pink from too many drinking drinks.

You raised up your gaze to look at him. "Yeah baby if you say so, we can go now" - your eyes looked already tired because of alcohol but you don't really care. Now, all your thoughts were focused on Lando, how perfect he looks and what you can do to him when you finally get into your apartment.

You and Lan stood up, said goodbye to all and quickly left the club. The night was quite cold and was almost 2 am. Lando gave you his jacket to make sure you wouldn't get cold. You get into his McLaren 765LT spider and you went to your apartment. You and Lan didn't live in the center of Monaco, so it was a 20 min of drive. Lando put his hand on your thighs what really turned you on and he knew it.

You were driving for 10 minutes now on a very poorly lit road. Suddenly, you noticed something resembling a parking lot but without any lighting. You had an idea...

"Lando pull over here please baby, I have to tell you something and and it's reaaaally important pleaseeee" - you almost begged and made the cutest puppy eyes as you could do.

Lando drove off the road and stopped the car.

"So love, tell me what's so important that it can't wait until we get there?" - his voice sounded slightly worried. He looked straight into your eyes.

In one quick movements you jumped into his laps. "Okey right baby..." - you rolled your eyes - "that was nothing, I just want you now right theree" - the last part you whispered into his ear.

Lando put his hands on your hips - "Babe we ca..." - he didn't finish, you placed soft kisses on his neck.

"I don't care Lan, I want you here nowww" - you ran your fingers through his hair and continue to kiss his neck and you did a few hickeys on it. In the same time you gently moved your hips on his, you knew how badly he likes it. Lando can't help but pushed his chair back to give you more space between him and the steering wheel.

"If you say so baby" - he smirked at you with this his sassy gaze and with one smooth move he took off your top and immediately after that your bra with also ended up on the floor. You helped him to take off his shirt and you threw it back.

Lando closed gap between your lips and gave you gentle but dominate kiss. In the same time his hands found way to your boobies and he squeezed them both. He played with your nipples and you moaned into his mouth with pleasure. Your tongues were busy in fight for dominance. Finally you softly broke the kiss to catch your breath. Lando get closer to your neck kissed softly your skin and he placed a few hickeys on your neck too.

"B- baby I need you n..." - this time you didn't finished. You felt Lando slided off your underwear under your skirt. You didn't have time to say anything when you felt two strong fingers circled slowly in your clit and his other hand was on your waist - you moaned to him with pleasure and threw your head back. In the same time he started to suck your nipple and place gently kisses on your boobies in such a way that you cannot focus on his one activity.

"L- Laan" - you moaned so he immediately started to circle his fingers faster and harder. You felt that you get closer and closer to the edge.

"Landoo I- I'm so c- close, d- don't stop pleasee" - your words weren't coherent through your moans.

Lando slowed the pace a little - "So tell me baby, tell me how badly you want to come, tell me how badly you want to cum into my fingers" - your hands landed on the back of his neck.

"Baby I'm so needy, I need to cum in your fingers, please baby let me cumm" - you almost begged him. Lando put his fingers deeper and moved them faster and harder than before - you moaned louder with a big pleasure. He close the gap between your lips again.

"I'm a- almost t- there"- you moaned into his lips. A few seconds later you came into his fingers and moaned loudly into his lips. He took out his fingers from your completely wet pussy and broke the kiss to catch some air. As you sat on his lap again you felt how hard he is.

"If you want me so bad baby..." - he moved closer to your ear and whispered - "then ride it babyy" - he lifted his head and looked at you with his sassy smile. He didn't have to wait long for your answer. You started to unbutton his belt and then unbutton also his jeans. You helped him to slide off his jeans and boxers and then you finally saw how big and hard he is. Lando helped you to take off your underwear.

You lifted your hips and sat on his dick with your wet pussy. You moaned when he put him deeper and deeper into your clit. In the same time Lando squeezed your boobies with his both hands. It tasted god damn good... you again can't focus on one activity and Lan knew exactly how it turned you on. You rolled your eyes with pleasure and threw your head back.

Lando placed his hands on your hips and moved you slowly up and down which made you moan louder.

"Lan b-baby fa- faster" - you moaned. He moved your hips faster and put his dick deeper inside your clit. His chock perfectly fitted to your pussy, you felt more and more full.

"I'm c-close baby, please c-cum with me baby pleaseee" - you almost whispered this into his ear. You were so close, Lando placed gentle kiss on your half open mouth because of moans. Seconds later you came again but this time into his dick, you moaned loudly into his mouth and gripped your hands on his shoulders. Then he came too, filled all your clit with his warm cum. You lifted your head to catch some air but you still sat on his dick. Lando moved his arms to your back and your fingers run through his hair. You looked at each other and just enjoyed this moment.

Lando gave you a subtle neck kiss and lifted your hips and pulled out his dick from your clit.

"So baby, can we go back now hmm?" - he looked straight into your eyes. You placed gentle kiss in his soft pink lips.

You rolled your eyes - "Yeah we can now" - you smirked to him - "but tell me baby, is it worth it huh?" - you asked with this sassy gaze.

"Definitely worth it love" - he smiled and gave you quick kiss. You climbed back to the passenger seat. Lando gave you back your underwear and top and he pulled on his boxers and jeans. He reached for his shirt and gave you also his jacket to make sure you're not cold.

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: Dad Jokes

Stephen King: so i was down at the bookstore and they were throwing my books around Dean Koontz: oh no! why were they doing that? King: well dean Koontz: they could damage the books! King: well dean Koontz: or hurt someone! King: well dean Koontz: or King: let me finish dean

King: i was all 'what's going on?' and then IT hit me Koontz: why were they doing it? King: well IT hit me Koontz: King: see, IT is the title of one of my King: oh for pete's sake King: the rest of you got it didn't you?

King: the rest of you got it, right? Barker: yeah we got it Barker: it just wasn't funny King: King: oh come on clive i mean i thought it was a little funny Poe: it was very amusing steve Barker: don't encourage him edgar Barker: he's only going to get worse

Stephen King: well, don't worry, i got plenty more! Joe Hill: dad, please, i'm tired King: hi tired, i'm dad Barker: hahaha Barker: ok now THAT ONE was funny Poe: really? "hi tired i'm dad?" that's the one that does it for you? Barker: it was all in the delivery haha

King: IT hit me? get it? IT? King: oh never mind, please yourself then Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyy stephano king King: oh no Musk: itsa funny joke no? Musk: i lika da jokes eyyy!

King: well, elon, i guess we finally have something in common King: no one likes either of our jokes Musk: eyyyy whatsamatta for you, stephano king? everybody lovesa my jokes! Musk: i maka da joka, alla my fans applaud, they clappa da hands! Musk: they say "masterful gambit sir"

Musk: eyyy CHRISTINE say iffa da book falla offa THE STAND, you can CARRIE it to da REVIVAL in your CELL as THE SHINING example for THE DARK TOWER CUJO SKELETON CREW CYCLE OF THE WEREWOLF FOUR PAST MIDNIGHT PET SEMETARY RITA HAYWORTH AND THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION

King: sigh, i guess i'm just not cut out for comedy Poe: don't feel bad, steve, we can't all be kim newman Kim Newman: [bowtie spinning] good evening ladies and germs, i was on my way to this campfire when this guy told me he hadn't had a bite all week

[that-birdy-chick]

Hawaii five 0 s8 commentary:

Part 1.

ep 1 x s8

- five 0 really do love introducing female characters in bikinis, or were they trying to make it even more obvious that tani is the new kono replacement?

- aww Danny asking Steve to be his partner in the whole restaurant thing is very sweet

- the torch is back again? Kinda thought his story was complete after the prison break with Adam, didn't he have this whole speech about being better of in prison?

- okay Steve worrying about tani being reckless and her not taking any of his shit and Danny being all "see, now you know how I feel all the time" is very funny

- oh so now you realize going into the middle of a raging wild fire was a bad idea, who would have thought?

- damn Danny is so used to Steve's bullshit he doesn't even fight it anymore

- they- he's taking the entire house? He's taking the entire house

- wow they're making it very very obvious that tani is supposed to be the new kono, okay

- omg so call me nuts but why does the whole restaurant thing feel like a weird metaphor for Steve and danny setteling down together? They talk like their gonna marry- I feel like I'm hallucinating

ep 2

- I may be a cat person but that is one cute dog- and he has such a nice owner and - oh no I know how this is gonna go

- nononono don't hurt the doggo! IS HE GONNA BE OKAY?!

- don't show me this fucking junior guy I need to know if the dog is okay!

- Steve what do you mean, you've never been married? You and danny have been basically married for at least 5 years now. And since when are you uncomfortable talking about Steve's feelings Danny?? what are you two talking about??

- yes finally someone goes looking for the poor puppy! Oh no the poor baby's hurt 🥺Tho I'm a little confused I thought Danny was the dog person? Why is Steve suddenly so invested and not danny? Did the powers that be forget the whole Mr. Pickles thing?

- people how am I supposed to care about the plot if I don't know if the dog is gonna make it!

- poor eddie is such a good boy, I would literally die for him 🥺 he's gonna be okay! oh thank goodness

- "I thought you were a cat person " (thank you Danny!)

"I guess he grew on me"

Steve why you looking at Danny while saying that? Don't tell me the dog is supposed to be a parallel to him

-god damn it, pets mourning their lost owners always gets me :'(

ep 3

- I swear the whole restaurant thing feels like Steve and danny planning their wedding-

Kamekona did not just pull out a mcdanno shirt -

I can't with this show anymore

- eyyyy bootleg James bond is back! And steve is talking about "our" retirement plan? Just make them an official married couple already!

- come on Harry, you don't gotta roast their restaurant idea like that especially after they agreed to let you tagalong

- I love how mcdanno exchange judging looks whenever Harry trys to sweet talk someone, true couple goals right there

- man the whole police-violence-played-for-laughs-thing especially against poc really didn't age well

- okay so 10 bucks harry's the secret bad guy

- eww no don't flirt with tani harry, that's just weird! I swear what is it with Hollywood and old men hitting on girls that aren't even half their age

- Damn Harry really just went and called Steve and danny out for for being in love and unable to live without each other and they didn't deny anything

- okay nvm Harry isn't the bad guy it's just some random dude who lost a kid, and apparently Harry lost someone important to him?

- naww they boys are cooking for them- aaand fighting - oh man, this could have been such a nice little gesture, why you gotta ruin it for a joke? I mean I know their probably just setting up the restaurant idea failing which- I'm kinda sad about because it could have been an actual nice retirement thing to end the show on somewhere down the line, but I guess not

ep 4

- I love how Lou talks to steve like he's making an investment without asking his husband (which let's be real he definitely is)

- the use of the term "partner" is becoming more and more ambiguous by the second

- rip toast he was a nice dude, at least before he became loaded

- naww not Steve being all smug about Danny calling Hawaii home

- no kamekona! don't hurt him🥺

- better call your son dude you don't fuck with Steve's family

- kamekona really did a fuck tone of good ever since he made it out of prison, it's really nice that he finally gets some recognition for that

- so junior is homeless? Really explains a lot of stuff about why he's so desperate to be five 0

-aww and steve adopts him right away and tani too, the man really does collect strays like Pokémon

ep 5

- aw grace brought Steve a pumpkin for Halloween? guess she's growing up to be a Halloween lover just like her dad

- so 10 min in and already Alicia triggered Steve's mommy-issues

-Alicia honey, Steve has like five adopted children already and is a pretty intense dude maybe it be good to have someone else take care of your deeply traumatized daughter if this doesn't go well?

- tani:"so there's this hot demi-god"

"top or bottom?" Danny asking the important question

- love me some good folklore inspired murders

- so the clay maxwell thing still isn't over? poor Lou hasn't the guy has put him through enough?

- I love that their bringing eddie along everywhere now, he's the best new addition to the team <3

- so love that Danny is also along for them search of the killer but isn't that kind of a bad idea with his busted arm?

-huh tani and junior are clicking fast guess there's a romance about to happen

- hey and Lou is finally getting closure for the dian thing, that's great!

[howtowhumpyourhiccup]

Death & Rebirth - Chapter 1

Summary: Written for the Fandom-Free Maritime May Bingo.

Toothless felt Hiccup leave, but he felt his return as well. And all he wants now is to reunite with his human.

Warnings: Major Character Death Mention

Rating: Mature

Words: 463

Prompt: Soulmate AU

Fandom: How to Train Your Dragon

Characters: Hiccup, Toothless

Pairing: /

Author's Notes: Eyyyy, what's this? My 400th work on Ao3!!!

I thought it fitting to return to this AU that was my 100th work back in 2020. :)

Enjoy!

-XOXOX-

Even before he knew what a soulmate truly was, Toothless knew he had found his. He knew it was Hiccup. He could never pinpoint the exact reason why, he felt like he made several realizations throughout their life together.

One day, he felt him leave.

Humans with their short lifespans, they were never meant to stick around for as long as dragons can, who can all live thousands of years. That is, if disease, starvation or a battle doesn’t take them out. Toothless had always known. And yet, when he stayed relatively the same and Hiccup aged- albeit a little slower than most- he was still caught off guard when his human got sick and didn’t get better again.

He was surrounded by his loved ones. His wife, Astrid, their children, Zephyr and Nuffink, their grandchildren, their friends and Toothless and his offspring. He was the first of the Dragon Riders to go. Astrid would follow soon after.

Toothless didn’t have that kind of luck, his draconic lifespan forced him to keep going. Even though, what the others saw as Hiccup taking his final breath, felt to him like half of him was being violently ripped away.

For a long time, he was inconsollable. He couldn’t even stay on the island anymore, given the sturdiest prosthesis Hiccup’s grandson managed to conjure up and leaving for the Hidden World with the promise that he would return for routine maintenance.

He didn’t.

It broke.

His last physical connection to his soulmate was severed and Toothless forgot entirely who he was and what he left behind.

After all, at least a thousand years must’ve passed since he last saw the Earth’s surface. The one thing that stayed with him throughout time was Hiccup. His name, his face, his voice, his mannerisms, his personality, his everything. It remained as clear to him as the day they first met lifetimes ago.

And then, just like he felt him leave…

He felt him return.

The Night Fury couldn’t explain exactly how he knew. It was as if there’d been a shift. Unseen, but clearly felt. His heart felt as though it could beat again, it pounded within his ribcage and called for the one whose death felt like his own.

Since his prosthetic tailfin broke, his physique had changed. His wings withered, despite his best efforts to keep using them. And he became broader, his muscles growing for a more terrestrial existence. Despite his age, he became even more of a threat, lest he be seen as weak and easy pickings.

He traveled towards one of the entrances of the Hidden World that didn’t require a swim through the ocean and climbed his way back up to the surface.

And found a desert world.

That was 17 years ago.

[freshiegayboi]

Hard Times Bingo Prompt 6: Sanster

next one! this time fluff :D

Prompt 6: Sanster (Cuddles After Work) ~600 words

read it on ao3

or read it below!

Sans shuffled to the side of the couch, letting his body fall forward with a soft thump. His top half teetered dangerously, but stayed somewhat stable as he slowly, slowly let himself untense.

It had been a long day, which… most days were long days now that he worked at the labs, but he’d been working there for a few years now and it had never really gotten less exhausting. Fast forward to today and he was in a state of couch decay now that he’d gotten home.

He didn’t even move as the front door opened, the boss kicking off his shoes and slipping off his coat before he was picking Sans up and flopping down on the couch proper.

“’eyyyy bossman.” Sans mumbled, face buried deep into Gaster’s chest, slowly slipping deeper and deeper towards the sweet release of sleep.

Gaster snorted. “We’re home dear. Don’t call me that when we’re home.”

Sans shuffled, sacrificing the easy nap to look his husband in the eyes. “What should I call you then?”

Gaster’s sockets were half closed, the naked desire in them visible even to the untrained eye. “I’m not sure. What do you think would be acceptable?”

Snorting, Sans shuffled back down, curling up like a cat in a sunbeam to go back to sleep. “Whatever it is, it’ll have to wait till after a nap.”

Gaster laughed, the sound bringing a warmth to Sans’ chest, just like it always did. “If you say so darling. I could do with a nap myself, my god.”

They then laid in silence for a bit, Gaster’s breathing slowly, slowly evening out until Sans was sure he was actually sleeping. Then, as much as it pained him to actually give up a free nap, he had a good reason this time.

Slipping out of his lover’s hold was no easy task, but soon Sans was free and Gaster was holding a large, vaguely Sans shaped pillow, snoozing away. Watching him with no small amount of affection, Sans had to tear himself away so he could execute his actual goal for tonight: Operation Bossman’s Birthday.

Gaster had never liked doing much for his birthday. Sans was the only person (he knew of) that even knew when it was. They’d spent the entire day without a peep from anyone wishing him well, or offering gifts of food or random, often meaningful objects.

But Sans wasn’t letting him get away with doing absolutely nothing. Not when he knew the guy had a seriously devious sweet tooth and he had stashed away three boxes of cake mix.

Strawberry, of course. With raspberry compote and dark chocolate icing.

Sans knew his man.

It took longer than he would have liked to make the cakes, getting them into the oven as quickly and quietly as he could before he started work on the compote and icing.

Store bought icing would have been fine, really, but Sans wanted to go all out. So he cooked and baked and whipped and tasted and damn if he wasn’t a decent cook.

Chef Sans, that was him.

Finally, the cakes were cooled, layered and covered in generous amounts of chocolate icing, with a few cut strawberries on top for that added flair. Gaster would love it, once he woke up.

And now that he was done, Sans figured he could probably sneak a few zzz’s before his husband woke up. Replacing the Sans shaped pillow was easier than getting it in there, Gaster seeming to relax a little further as Sans snuggled into him.

Yeah… Sans was a great husband.

[feldspursfiyero]

okay, finally time to watch 3x06... this is the slowest watch ever

at least this ep doesn't have anthony so i won't be screencapping/randomly stopping to gif. the only screencaps will be creloise 😈

(eta: pt 1)

does anyone sorta feel like......... ohhh idk. colin fell in love too fast? but he didn't, really. but like, he kissed her, and then he fell in love. well maybe this is beyond my maybe!ace understanding skjfngkfng halp

so. the title thing is back to normal now. huh.

nooo cress' father is fucking horrible, someone needs to stab him with a blunt knife

HAHAHA VIOLET'S "HOW ARE YOU" TO MARCUS HAD ME SCREECHING WITH LAUGHTER

omgg the b&h and then everyone moment is really cute, i hope someone gifs it

awww the c&e scene was lovely too, i always go for the family moments over the romantic pairings haha

NGL I GIGGLED

i love eloise this season. wild, after finding her annoying in s1-2 (particularly s2 iirc), but like, annoying in the sense that they wrote her to be annoying (which is like imo the biggest crime a character can commit haha)

CRESSIDA AAAAAAAAH this blorbo must be protected

wait, why did fran and john just chuck it on violet's lap that she had to go speak to the queen

HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER

this would be a really good reaction gif ^

man i like portia. she's complex. and polly walker is an amazing actor

sfgkjngkfg

also are they like, having a fucking picnic in the bedroom

ideas, ideas............

yeah okay that bit at will's club... where's anthony lmfao, they could've at least dropped some explanation in the dialogue

EYYYY BENEDICT

AND BENEDICT'S HIGH VOICE KSJFNGKFG HOW DID THEY NOT CRACK UP

aww this scene is nice. and then when mondrich turned away i thought he was gonna see a ghost skjfngksfjgnfkdjfkgjfkgjf

oh wait, WAS that the stag do or not? i thought it was. if it wasn't, then nah we don't need to know where anthony is

woah. okay this is good for fic:

oh wow the church scene. yeah, very suss that anthony isn't there/there should be an explanation for why he isn't

why are priests always so creepy

not a fan of pen's massive red/pink eyeshadow (?) or whatever it's called. but i looove her dress here. and uhh i dont get her last question before the scene changed...? "were you ever punished as a child" ... what, for dancing in church...? aaah whatever

WAIT, THAT'S GAY

until i saw what she said next anyway...... i thought she was asking eloise to elope with her to the continent and/or wales where they could live their perfect lesbian lives together forever

NOOOOOOO BLORBO

creloise in their breakup era

(btw as an aside, i can't imagine the hell it must've been to write eloise and pen and cressida and colin re what each one knows; i would get terribly confused)

wait, what was that bit with fran and john and her looking at polin and violet and lady d and then back at john...

cressida is so blorbo........... aaaaaah also i have like 20 mins left and it's 5:05am, i should just stop watching. and yeah! i think i will

[glowingbadger]

Hello hope you're well :)

For the kink ask could I request kurama with fem reader please, but if I might be a bit greedy could I get overstimulatation and hair pulling with kurama receiving both? (if only one kink then just overstimulatation please)

He needs a taste of his own teasing medicine I think

Eyyyy I finally managed to write something- like, practically one paragraph at a time between my insane work schedule lmao. But wow yeah this is like wildly different from the kinds of requests I normally get from Kurama, since bitches (it's me, I'm bitches) always wanna be dominated by our fox boy. So I kinda took it in a slightly different direction from when I've done overstim in the past, where Kurama sort of puts his acting ability to work lmao. Hopefully it's fun for you guys either way! I'm just happy to write Kurama again after a while away.

Kurama (YYH) x AFAB Reader

Kink prompts list #7 (overstim), #23 (hair pulling)

NSFW 18+

It's the first time you've needed ropes in the bedroom- usually, Kurama's vines will suffice. But tonight, he's the one tied up and on his knees. He remains obediently with his arms bound behind his back and his feet tucked under him, his thighs spread wide to expose his long, rigid cock. He's warm, and though he does well to steady his breathing, you can see the restrained urgency of his needs in the heat of that green-eyed stare.

You're just barely above him, kneeling upright so you can admire him in his rare submission. Your hands wander across plains of hard muscle and immaculately smooth skin, and you marvel as you have many times before at the perfection of his body. The difference tonight is that you're doing your best not to show it. It's not often that Kurama sacrifices the thing he covets more than anything- his prized sense of control. You're not about to squander this opportunity.

You've enjoyed touching and teasing him for some time before he speaks up, his voice breathy and unusually wavering,

"Might I ask what you have planned for me tonight, my love?"

You smile and shift closer to him on the bed, leaning close to brush back his hair and place a feathery kiss to the side of his neck. Your fingers circle his nipples, feeling them harden in response, and you murmur to him,

"I don't want to spoil the surprise."

He groans, his body arching towards you. His lips near the shell of your ear, his breath tickles your skin as he whispers,

"You torment me."

Some part of you suspects he's playing a part- but he plays it well. And he continues to master the role.

You guide him back against the pillows that cushion the headboard, and he rests against them, awaiting you at your mercy. His usually clear eyes are hazy with lust as you straddle his hips, bringing your bodies flush against one another. You know he feels it as potently as you do; the sensation of your breasts against his chest, your stomach against his tightly muscled abdomen, his cock pressed against your heat and twitching so desperately close to your soaking wet entrance. Kurama groans your name when you grind against him, taunting him with what you know he wants so dearly, despite his superior self control. Then, his voice laden with white-hot tension, he says,

"You are only putting us both in agony. Let me satisfy you."

Oh, it's tempting. It's so deeply tempting. You bite at your lip. Slowly, your fingers drag up along his neck and into his soft, flowing hair.

"Not tonight," you reply, bringing your lips to brush the shell of his ear, "tonight, I'm going to satisfy you."

With that, you align his throbbing length between your thighs and slowly, gradually sink down onto him. Kurama grits his teeth, biting back his voice- but then, your fingers tighten in his hair, and he gasps aloud. His cock twitches, stretching you as you take him deeper and deeper.

"Dearest... please..!"

Fuck. You've never heard Kurama plead before. You feel a ripple of need through your belly, a brief fluttering sensation that causes your cunt to squeeze tight around him as you meet the base of his cock. Without thinking, you tug at his hair, pulling his head to the side to grant you the smooth skin of his neck. Your teeth press to him, marking him, raking across his overly-alert nerves, and he breathes out your name in an unfamiliar voice. This desperation, this raw and unabashed need. It's completely new, and it's far too delicious.

Your hips rock against him, grinding his rock-hard member into your drooling cunt. Bulging veins and the swollen ridge of his crown stroke your inner walls with an irresistible erotic friction, like his body was made to please, even in his compromised state. He can hardly even move his own hips- the rope bindings across his body keep him in an awkward position that prevents him from making use of his considerable strength. Held in place and at your mercy, each sensation feels heightened; helplessness strains his nerves, making him all the more attentive to every touch, every flex of your wet heat around him. Tonight, Kurama can only watch you with shining emerald eyes as you spoil him with all the pleasure and all the stimulation his body and mind can handle.

You're relentless; your hands hungrily wander his body, raking your nails across his fair skin, savoring the feeling of his muscles tensing at your touch. Your tight pussy walls cling around him while you ride his cock at a steady pace that keeps him stroking deep into you with every pass. He moans your name, his breath coming harder now, his complexion flushed pink.

"My love, please-" he whispers into your ear, desperation audible in every word, "I... can't withstand much more of this..!"

In reply, you grab onto a fistful of his hair and tug hard, forcing him to face you. Then, you guide him to your lips, kissing him hard and deep until you gradually pull away, leaving your tongues to tangle around one another between open mouths and panting gasps. With this, you feel his entire frame shiver against you, and his cock throbs, swelling out against your snug inner walls.

Kurama whimpers your name as his orgasm overtakes him. His cock twitches noticeably with each spurt of hot cum deep within you, testing your own restraint as you struggle to maintain composure. He feels too good, and his pleasure feels even better. Before long, his hot release has overfilled you, dripping down his shaft and your inner thighs. Yet despite the trembling of you legs that you hope he doesn't notice, you persist.

Your lower muscles tighten around him, and your hips sway back and forth once, then again as he utters a low, approving hum. When he meets your gaze, you're surprised at the easy confidence in his eyes.

"You plan to keep going, do you?"

"Yeah, if- if you're okay," you reply, your voice shakier than you'd hoped. Kurama smiles, drawing very near to your lips even as you begin bouncing yourself on his cock once more, your fingers still combed through his fiery hair.

"Then keep tormenting me, love," he whispers, "You haven't reached my limit yet."

[mooncaps]

Watching and Crying

I don’t know how this show can top the impact of everything it’s already done and I’m sure there will be a lot more I wish they could’ve done, but let’s go!

Okay, just straight in, picking up immediately where it left off. Kind of jarring.

Okay, I guess this is the Titan from the in between.

Ooh, the heart. I was wondering if there was something more to be done with that.

Um, what? Is she the Emperor? The Golden Guard? To quote Hooty from last episode: What’s happening?!

That’s different stained glass, right? I feel like they’re trying to tell me something significant, but it’s not clicking.

Thanks, I hate it.

Ominous vibes from Amity. I don’t think I’m ready for this.

I’m definitely not ready for this!

Okay, so it’s everyone’s worst nightmare. I’m catching up.

Eyyy, callbacks. It’s like an inversion of Covention.

Okay, they keep knocking that hat off and putting it back on. I feel like they’re trying to set up something, but I’m not quite sure what.

Let’s go, Amity!

Yes! More of the certified bop that is The Collector’s Theme. ♫ ♪

Okay, more callbacks.

I can dig it.

Well, uh, mad respect for the attempt, little dude, but I will be shocked if that works.

That’s probably not good.

And there goes the hat again. Tell me your secrets, hat!

Now we’re doing callbacks to Agony of a Witch. I see you.

Okay, but like, they’re not actually killing off the main character at the end of a Disney Channel show. I’m sad for the characters presumably thinking it, but I can’t pull myself out of the meta perspective.

Oh, whoa, it’s a Hooty eye. I didn’t even spot that before.

Oh, that is a look!

Yes! This is a callback I was fully expecting and I’m thrilled to see it.

Bookends in finales are one of my favorite tropes.

Yooo! Titan Luz looks sick!

Loving the new remix of the theme. ♪ ♫

Ooh! Okay, that rings a bell.

Y’all know I’ve been thinking about the hat. Ever since Camila picked it up in 3x01 it’s been on my mind. And when I was passing the time between 3x02 and 3x03, I watched reactors do 1x01 and the thought occurred to me that if the writers wanted to do a full circle moment, then maybe they’d throw back to...

And so this isn’t exactly what I was thinking and doesn’t really involve the hat like I thought it would, but I’m noticing the visual similarity.

(Hang on, let me from the next morning grab a better screencap and...)

Bookending with Titans getting their crowns. What they deserve.

Eeeee! These baby gays always give me life.

Awww, Hooty, you’re adorable!

Her.

Oh my heart’s not ready for this.

Of course she chose all of them. Oh, and she’s wearing Amity’s necklace!

Ooh, new door. Finally accomplished what Luz wanted when she tried to find The Collector in the first place.

Ahhhh! There he is carving palismen! I’m so happy for him!

And Dell gets to teach the trade to someone new. Oh, and Hunter’s got a new palisman.

Whoa. Alright, Amity. Get it, queen.

Eyyyy, Harpy Lilith. I was wondering if we’d ever get to see this.

Rainestorm looking fabulous.

Am I sensing chemistry? (And I’m not just talking about abominations.)

This looks neat, but it’s hard to get a good screenshot with the credits going.

Eda, also looking fabulous.

That’s a good shot. Even Boscha showed up. And I’m glad to see Tiny Nose survived the thorny situation she was in when Belos was taking over.

Also...

Same energy.

Oh, I’m just noticing Bat Queen’s kids growing up. Such precious little monsters.

Ooh, a new glyph.

Woop, Youtube shrunk the final image off to the corner. Me from the next morning has to step in again with a better screencap.

And there we have it.

So, yeah, I’ve watched this twice now. Remind me not to stay up til after midnight waiting for an episode of a show in the future. The second time hit way better when I was well-rested. Er, well, rested anyway.

There were definitely some spots where it felt kind of rushed, and I understand why they had to pack as much as they could into a short space of time, but it still leaves me wishing for more. The nightmares alone could’ve been an episode or two if we’d had a full season 3. But I suppose we can’t dwell too much on what could’ve been.

They did a lot with what they had and made something very meaningful and impactful in my life and I’m sure in the lives of many others. There’s also definitely plenty of room for them to expand into comics or spinoffs, should those opportunities ever arise.

I kind of wish The Collector hadn’t left. For one thing, that last screenshot will always be lacking one character that I would want in a full group shot. And I guess it’s implied that they helped build the new portal door at some point, but I would’ve like too see more of The Collector helping out with the rebuilding efforts. And now I’m quite curious about the Archivists and whatever else is going on in the stars. More potential left open for the future, I suppose.

Gotta say I’m surprised they killed Belos. Not that I’m mourning for him, but I was thinking Luz would probably use the last of her Titan power to imprison him between the realms. I figured that would be a fitting punishment, but maybe killing him was more merciful. And dead to rights, he’d already lived way past his natural lifespan by stealing the lives of others. I’m a little bit surprised that he even could be killed, stubbornly as he clung to life. And I would’ve been afraid to touch that goop for fear of getting possessed, but I guess maybe Luz was still exuding enough Titan power to prevent him from doing that. Anyway, I’m rambling on a tangent now.

Definitely quite a ride. I’m sure I’ll always wish there could’ve been more, but I’m equally sure I’ll always love what we got. And we got so much. Even if we never get anything else, I know this show will continue to spark fond memories in me.

[sketchy--sketches]

EYYYY IT'S A NEW YEAR

That means I'm gonna compare my first and last drawings of last year again :D

First:

Last:

Twas, uh- certainly a change :D

I wanna talk about my art journey now, so I'll just put that under a cut

Good LORD a lot of things changed- it really doesn't look obvious, though, so I'll just put a list of things that have changed

My persona has changed AGAIN- I've never talked about this publicly, but I've gone through over 10 personas in the past couple years My newest guy is Mr. Tumbles and he's actually based on the pfp I've used for Tumblr since basically the start of this account and I'm pretty sure he's the one I'll be sticking with- he's in the centre of the second drawing here

I have given up on lineart because it just is not fun for me

My attitude for art has changed from "It needs to be PERFECT because I want to draw COMICS and people will SEE THEM and they need to be PERFECT!!!", to "fuck it we ball"; so my art has become a lot more messy with some obvious mishaps, but honestly, I have never had more fun drawing before now

Everything is POINTY

Started the process of learning 3D modelling and animation

I wrote. A LOT. Of words. And finally got a start of one of my actual stories, with original characters and a plot and stuff! Not just fanfiction based on vibes!! I'M SO EXCITED

And the surprising thing for me?? Most of these changes only happened in the last three months of 2024- I went from never wanting to draw digitally to speedrunning making 7 bigger illustrations from October to December

I don't really know why I'm going on about this- I guess something I learned that could be applied to other artists is that you're allowed to draw and experiment in ways that are more fun for you- I really think experimenting with your art and finding what you love about it will help you fall in love with art again :D

This goes for writing and other mediums too; experiment! Become a mad scientist! Emulate your favourite art styles! FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT

[blackjackkent]

Glad I took a final look around, bc there's a whole chest of letters (loabeled "Chest of Grateful Words") and some Baldur's Mouth Gazettes pinned up on a board.

Various fun newspaper headlines first:

"Fresh Stock: An Interview with the New Master of Ramazith's Tower"

"Thorm's Army Dispersed from Baldurian Borders"

"Report: Stone Lord Killed by Beloved Ranger"

"Harpers Out of Hiding: Secretive Sect Step Forward to Aid City"

"Almond Cakes of Avernus: Elturian Refugees - and Owners of City's Newest Cafe - Share Their Recipe"

"Site of Foundry Blast Still Sectioned Off, Says Fist"

"New Waveservant at Umberlee's Temple: No Leads on Desecration"

"Ravengard Returned to Full Strength"

"Gondians Disband: 'Gond's Time Has Come and Gone'" (A/N: Bongle will be pleased. 🙄)

"Duke Stelmane's Murderer Still at Large"

"Planar Pains: City Caught in Center of Githyanki War?"

"Volothamp Geddarm's Guide to Baldur's Gate: Bard Seeks Contributors to Newest Edition"

"Last Holdout Cultists Cleared from Temple of Bhaal"

"Iron Throne Wreckage Continues to Block Shipping Lanes, Complain Merchants"

"Settles Bound for Lands Upriver Amid Claims Curse is Lifted"

"Business Boom - Take Your Troubles to the House of Grief"

"Witnesses Encounter Vampire Spawn - And Live to Tell the Tale"

"Six Months Since the Assassination of Archduke Gortash"

"Small Sun: Tour New District Built by Elturian Refugees"

"New Bardic School, Tiefling Founder, Secures Upper City Funding" (A/N: AHHHHH Go Alfira Go! :D )

"Jannath House to Host Evening of Art and Culture, Celebrating Salvation of City"

"Monument Planned for Heroes of the High Hall"

I love all of this. :D

Also a quick side note because I need to shout out my favorite bit of the ambient dialogue in the camp - everyone has been making random comments the whole night, but every once in a while, Shadowheart comments: "Withers has a keen eye for a nice vintage. Why were we scrounging in barrels and crates for supplies when he could source these? Gods, I remember one evening we had to eat fourteen apples, some fish heads, and a stale loaf of bread just to get by."

lolololol <3

On to the letters!

"Official Guild Letter":

Aw. :)

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Wehhhhhhh. <3 I'm glad we got you free of the curse, Art. Poor guy.

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Hector still hates you, Valeria, and this isn't helping.

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Atta boy, Mr. Duke.

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I'm assuming Beard Man is Elminster. :D Excellent. I think Hector probably has Gale keep an ear to the ground on how she's doing; the whole group felt very protective of Arabella.

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Oh, shut up.

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[incredibly loud squinting from Hector] You are so FUCKING creepy, ma'am. And if you come anywhere near Astarion again, by the way, Hector will kill you (if Astarion doesn't do so first).

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Aw. I'm glad they were able to find some kind of stability, even though there was no real good outcome to that situation. :(

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Florriiiiiiiiiiick. <3 She's so cool. I wanna be Florrick when I grow up.

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This is kind of sweet actually. Growth for everyone.

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EEEEEEEE :D I love this so much. She deserved such a good ending and she got it. (Though people KEEP putting Hector's names on things; I think he's giving up on fighting against notoriety. XD )

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HI DAMMON! Hector definitely makes sure Karlach sends him a super nice letter bringing him up to date. He's a saint in their eyes, made it possible for them to be together at all.

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Hee. Elminster turned out to be interestingly nuanced in terms of Gale's storyline; he didn't really seem to approve of how Mystra was treating Gale, but also wanted to toe the party line of the goddess of magic. Hector's a smidge skeptical of him as a result. But good to hear he and Gale are still on good terms.

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<3 If Nocture eventually decides to leave the Sharrans, and Shadowheart goes to help her, Hector would absolutely be there to help as well.

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Eyyyy, Voss. I love this because he greets Hector with the title "She'lak", which means 'benevolent burden' (a term for a do-gooder hero), which I already headcanoned was what Lae'zel calls Hector. So she's got Voss doing it too, which absolutely makes Hector smile.

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Aw. Hope seems to be doing okay. <3 As okay as she can be under the circumstances at least.

@writer86 pointed out to me that the House of Hope would make perfect sense as a regular headquarters for Hector and Karlach and Wyll; I think they probably go there pretty regularly for time to rest and recuperate.

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Aw, Mayrina gets a happy ending! This is great! She didn't end up naming her son after Hector after all though lol. Which he's fine with tbh.

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Oh no. XD

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I love the implication that Nine-Fingers might have just randomly showed up too and been the only non-companion here besides Tara. XD That line about getting Jaheira to sing intrigues me. Fodder for a one-shot perhaps...

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Zevlor is such a great character, man. I think this is a good end for him, and hopefully he finds peace and happiness in it somehow, in the end.

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Awwwwwww. Atta boy Geraldus!

It's incredibly unclear to me how easily Hector and co. can or cannot get out of the Hells. But if he has the freedom to do so, he would absolutely be there. (Though honestly, lbr. It should be Jaheira.)

[velvetvexations]

hoo time to type out a Doozy (TM) bc I haven't gotten the chance to properly post on tumblr in a few weeks

First of all, Velvet + Nation, how are you? Would I be right in saying Halloween is your favourite holiday like a solid 90% of this website's user base?

Second, real life has been. An adventure lol. The same T3RF that's been terrorising my campus w posters has now published an article in our uni magazine! A bunch of clubs and I are working on getting it down but it's tough - wish us luck!

Third: this one's to the nonbinary sector of Velvet Nation - as one of the trans guys here, I completely empathise w your situation re: feeling erased despite doing your best to speak about the struggles you all face in a society that's way too binary abt the whole gender thing. I'm sending all of you a big ol bear hug, should you choose to accept it.

Also, point 3.5 someone I know and love w all my heart has also expressed how he has felt rather left out of the conversation + representation around nonbinary identity due to the fact that he's AMAB, uses he/him pronouns, and sticks to a more masc presentation - partially out of preference, partially out of safety, and i was wondering if anyone masc (not necessarily amab) + nonbinary here also felt the same way about their erasure + experiences and if they'd like to elaborate on it!

fourth, I'm finally getting the courage to make a dark, fucked up vn w my bf its gonna be great I'm so hyped :D

Also fifth, eyyyy fellow hatsune miku fan :D

Anyway, hope everyone reading this has a great day (even the ones hate-reading this blog lol)

Excited for Halloween,

🖋

Fuck yes it is.

Good luck!!!!!

Same. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 I'd also like to hear from AMAB and masc non-binary people!

I'm also hyped and will be really excited to see it!

Happy Halloween Eve, Velvet Nation!

[considerthemushrooms]

EYYYY REDUBBLE FINALLY APPROVED MY TLU ART FOR MERCH <3 <3 <3 This is one of my favorite drawings I've done ;; she's available on shirts and hoodies and prints and stickers and ALL THE THINGS and if you're in the Seattle area she's also available as a tattoo because I'm a tattoo artist now and I WANNA PUT HER ON SOMEONE REAL BAD FJDKFJDLSF (That is NOT permission to take my art and get it tattooed. She is only available to be tattooed by me, in my studio, by my hands, plz don't be that person) You can find my available tattoo flash at Laughing Fox Tattoo on Facebook and Insta! And also at laughingfoxttattoo.carrd.co!

[yourstalkernextdoor]

Eyyyy finally done! Been working almost nonstop on this piece :D This AU is made by @clownsuu And it’s amazing I love following their process and looking at their art! Original character of course by the one and only @partycoffin​ !!

also here are some wip pics :]

[yunyin]

ooh you watch DS9? what are your favorite things about it? or what would you say to convince a friend to watch it? cause I am interested and started it but had a hard time getting into it…but I grew up on TNG so I feel like I should love it and maybe I just need to push through a slightly less compelling beginning or something lol?

EYYYY TNG buddies!!

So for me what I love is that the world building feels so solid. Like every character is an individual and complex and interesting, and the conflicts feel real. I do think like TNG it gets better as it goes on, and the season finales tend to be really satisfying.

I actually haven't had much luck watching DS9 from the beginning, even though if you miss episodes you can be REALLY confused. Instead I've been watching it on Pluto tv, (it's one of those free with commercials streaming things) and they have a couple Star Trek channels where they do diff series' in a loop, Original and TNG on one and DS9 and Voyager on the other. You tend to be able to pop in on something compelling that way, and I think I've seen most of DS9 now, though not in order, and there are a few things where I'm missing key episodes and idk how something happened or resolved lol.

There are overarching conflicts and seasonal ones so you tend to be able to follow something along to a natural conclusion if you get near the beginning of a season.

You also get to find out what happens with some of the TNG cast too, so that's fun!