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a teeny list of my current WIPs (that i actually have some sort of desire to write on lol) with links!

Hard Times (Bingo) - a collection of requested oneshots because these are hard times

When the Violence Causes Silence - King!Dream and Outcast!Nightmare Medieval AU

Be careful what you wish for... - Blue and the Bad Sans Gang (Poly)

Subjugation - Soft, schmoopy Edge/Reader

Heretic - Deity!Sans/Sacrifice!Edge Kedgeup

Turning Out - Spicyhoney Pokemon AU

so many snacks, so little time - Symbiote!Gaster/Reader

[freshiegayboi]

its a rough time rn and i just kinda… need to have something else to focus on, so! songfic bingo lol

two slots per person max

5$ per slot

most things goes, just ask! feel free to dm me or send me an ask!

500-1000 word drabbles

kofi here: ko-fi.com/fresh_writes <3

[freshiegayboi]

i guess i should make some kind of post here too, just to explain

i wont be writing much for a bit, not that i was anyways but this time i have an excuse lol

my dad passed a couple days ago, now. so things will be sparse till im back on my feet

thanks guys, love you <3

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well ive been kinda inspired by all the medieval Bad Sanses AUs going around, thought id try my hand at writing some (and ive not written Anything in over a month so yknow, we take what we can get)

chapter 1 of The Nightmare AU or "When the Violence Causes Silence"

mind the tags!! archiveofourown.org/works/62001106

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thank you so much for the tag!!

ill tag @absurdmageart, @sheewolf85, @silverdragonms, @crack-a-lackin-max, @aberrantconvergence, and anyone else that would like to do it!!

Picrew train!!

Do this picrew : and tag people!!

(not my picrew credit to artist!!)

@megaroniandcheez @fish-nailed-to-a-cross @justobsessedwithvic @cheesesandwjch @milltheinfinity @illiteratesblog @le-dormeur-du-val @that-one-xachster @hermy-97 @ladyloss-blog and anyone else who wants to join!

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my "writing bingo" for 2025!!

we'll see how it goes lol

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sorry for the lack of updates and

well

anything at all lol i've been kind of really burnt out on writing and have really only been able to do mouse drawings of my ocs for a little while

(plugging @freshieocs lol)

but yeah! hopefully new stuff soon lol

have a smirky Red as a small gift lol

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@soratayuya really putting me on blast for all the ancient fics i havent updated in........ an amount of time

but for you, sora, ill do it lol

(except for Burning Water, i was writing that with a friend if i remember right and they are not currently writing anything, fandom or otherwise)

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is there a fic of mine you guys would really like to see an update for?

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happy bday to me with kedgeup so sweet <3

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Freshie Bday+Christmas Comms

no fancy infographic this time lol

for 10 bucks i'll update a fic, whichever you want, or just random if that's your fancy

or if you'd rather a oneshot, i can do that too!

kofi here lol

love you guys <3

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for your hard times Bingo, if it hasn't gotten picked yet, may i please call dibs on Kustard (Red/Sans)

Idiots in love (because what else could they be LOL) and either SWF or NSFW is perfectly fine. Otherwise you can have free reign on any other prompts you might feel the motivation to add and thank you very much for doing this.

of course bestie, thank you for sending one in <333

Hard Times Bingo Prompt 8: Kustard (fluff) ~800 words

read it on ao3

or read it below!

It was the snoring, really. It was a sign that Red had finally passed the hell out, and Sans was free to pull off his plan.

It was a plan that had been in the works for a while, given Red was so hard to trick. Keeping it on the downlow meant not telling Edge, even, because if Red asked Edge, he’d tell him. They were tight like that, given the whole Underfell thing.

But Sans needed this to be a secret, at least until he was able to get all the pieces in place. Then Red could know, since it involved him and all.

Sans was excited for it, excited to finally get to do something for and with Red that would sort of… steer the rest of their lives. He was ready for this step, and he hoped he hadn’t misread the situation, and that Red was ready too.

He just needed to get the last few things in place, and he’d be prepared for the Big Moment.

Red falling asleep gave him the perfect opportunity to do just that, Sans slipping out of his recliner and past Red without waking him up with all the practice that a relationship of 4 years had given him. Then he went to the kitchen, grabbing the cellphone they kept on the table and heading to the back porch where Red was unlikely to hear him.

Step 1: Order Red’s favorite take out. Complete.

Once the call was over, Sans having gone all out on the food he knew Red liked and that he himself enjoyed, he put the phone back on the table where it could continue to ignore spam calls, heading for the pantry. It had been a pain in the ass hiding Red’s favorite brownie mix where he wouldn’t sniff it out, but Sans had managed by prying up a floorboard and hiding the boxes of mix underneath, as well as the icing and sprinkles he knew his lover liked as well.

Step 2: Make Red’s favorite brownies. Initiated.

It was harder than he thought to move quietly around the kitchen. Sans saw now why Papyrus never really tried; everything seemed prepared to just jump around and clang loudly against whatever was closest to it.

But again, he managed, making a delicious looking brownie batter and putting it in a greased pan before sticking it in the oven.

He was on the clock now, Red would smell the baking chocolate before long, so Sans needed to hurry if he was going to get the last of it done before his lover woke up fully.

He’d never agreed with Papyrus on a lot of the things in his dating manual, but the one thing he did sort of respect, was wearing something nice when you wanted to make an impact. So, carefully tiptoeing past a still loudly snoring Red, he headed to their bedroom. Grabbing the box he’d kept hidden just under the pile of quilts they kept for winter time, he changed into the nice shirt and slacks he’d gotten just for this occasion.

Step 3: Wear something nice. Complete.

By the time he was finished dolling up, Sans was ready to head back to the kitchen, only to pause as he opened the bedroom door. The sound of snoring was no longer there, and there was the low mumble of talking from the front door. Sans couldn’t move, something like shock filling him, as Red thanked whoever it was and shut the door, heavy footsteps coming back towards the bedroom.

Red came around the corner, several bags of take out in his hands, confusion written all over his face. “...Sansy?”

Sans had half a mind to teleport away, which would be stupid. Instead he sighed, giving a lopsided, soft grin.

“It was supposed to be a surprise for when you woke up.”

Red blinked, glancing down at the food he still held. “You spent what… like sixty bucks on food? Why?”

Sans’s grin widened. “That’s not all I did. C’mon.”

Red just stared at him as he walked past, leading him to the kitchen where he mitted up and grabbed out the pan of deliciously gooey brownies.

“I hoped you’d be asleep till I got the toppings on these, but… y’know.” Sans said, gesturing to the bags of food Red had set on the table. Red’s gaze followed, to the food then to the brownies, then to Sans’s outfit.

“…What’s the occasion?” Red finally asked, something like soft suspicion in his voice, and Sans didn’t have it in him to wait till after all of this.

“Well… I love you. And I wanna always love you. So, I thought…”

He took a step forward, reaching into his pocket to get out the little box he’d struggled to keep hidden for weeks, maybe months, and went to kneel down only to stop as Red burst into laughter.

Sans felt a little something like dread fill his belly. “What? What is it?”

Red seemed to be unable to stop laughing, but reached into his own pocket… pulling out a similar box.

“Ya beat me to it, sweetheart.” he said, still chuckling, and Sans couldn’t help but laugh too.

What a pair they were, huh. That was the only thing Sans could think as he surged forward, wrapping around Red and catching him in a kiss.

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Be careful what you wish for... chapter 2

wrote more of Blue and the Bad Sans Gang fic!! enjoy :D

(cw for more of my famous gratuitous descriptions of food and cooking lol)

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Freshie Bday+Christmas Comms

no fancy infographic this time lol

for 10 bucks i'll update a fic, whichever you want, or just random if that's your fancy

or if you'd rather a oneshot, i can do that too!

kofi here lol

love you guys <3

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HoneyBBQ for the bingo, if avail

i got both of your asks, but i wanted to answer this one to let you know

ill do the dark prompts just for you *eyebrows wiggling*

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i might be crazy, but still taking these!! probably will till my birthday lol

during which im gonna try to write Kedgeup lol

but yeah!! send more if you want one!

right now sucks a lot

SO im doing a FREE Hard Times Bingo!! just send me an ask of which ship youd like to claim, and any (smut is ok but only if you're 18+) prompts youd like to include!! and i will write something for it! please don't claim more than 3!

ships included under the cut:

Skeleton/Other Flavored

Sanster (non familial) any AU

Sansby any AU

Papby any AU

Sansgore any AU

Papgore any AU

Mettasans any AU

Soriel any AU

Fontcest Flavored

Fontcest (Undertale)

Fellcest

Swapcest

Swapfellcest

Fellswap Goldcest

Swapfell Purplecest

Edgeberry (Edge/Blue)

Papayaberry (Papyrus/Blue)

Kedgeup (Edge/Sans)

Mapletacos (Slim/Blue)

Mapleketchup (Slim/Sans)

Floofyhoodies (Slim/Red)

Cherryblossom (Papyrus/Red)

Honeymustard (Stretch/Red)

PoisonPuff (Papyrus/Razz)

EdgelordSupreme (Edge/Razz)

Honeyketchup (Stretch/Sans)

RottenHoney (Stretch/Razz)

Papcest Flavored

Edgepuff (Edge/Papyrus)

Honeyblossom (Stretch/Papyrus)

Spicyhoney (Edge/Stretch)

SpicyBBQ (Edge/Slim)

HoneyBBQ (Stretch/Slim)

Mapleblossom (Slim/Papyrus)

Sanscest Flavored

Cherryberry (Red/Blue)

Kustard (Red/Sans)

ClassicBerry (Sans/Blue)

Rottenjoke (Sans/Razz)

Rottenberry (Razz/Blue)

BlackCherry (Razz/Red)

Outcode Flavored

The Bad Sans Poly

The Star Sans Poly

The Big Poly

Kross (Killer/Cross)

Driller (Dust/Killer)

BloodyDust (Horror/Dust)

Bluerror (Blue/Error)

OutError (Outer/Error)

Rottencrops (Horror/Farm)

Dustyrottencrops (Horror/Dust/Farm)

Dustard (Dust/Red)

DustyFellcest (Dust/Red/Edge)

Killedge (Killer/Edge)

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hit a bit of a speed bump, so until i figure out how to get over it lol

pick my next prompt!