#ERIK PLEASE I BEG

[cocoathekoala]

DAVID AFTERCARE AUDIO WHEN? DAVID AFTERCARE AUDIO WHEN? DAVID AFTERCARE AUDIO WHEN? DAVID AFTERCARE AUDIO WHEN? DAVID AFTERCARE AUDIO WHEN? DAVID AFTERCARE AUDIO WHEN? DAVID AFTERCARE AUDIO WHEN? DAVID AFTERCARE AUDIO WHEN? DAVID AFTERCARE AUDIO WHEN? DAVID AFTERCARE AUDIO WHEN? DAVID AFTERCARE AUDIO WHEN? DAVID AFTERCARE AUDIO WHEN? DAVID AFTERCARE AUDIO WHEN? DAVID AFTERCARE AUDIO WHEN? DAVID AFTERCARE AUDIO WHEN? DAVID AFTERCARE AUDIO WHEN? DAVID AFTERCARE AUDIO WHEN? DAVID AFTERCARE AUDIO WHEN?

[caramelc0rgi]

They should make an X-men movie where it’s just Charles and Erik having nasty, sweaty gay sex

[brainrotcharacters]

MY UTERUS MADE ME DO IT

Redacted characters x fem!bodied Listeners: period cramps edition

Porter offers oral. Treasure takes it as a genuine threat.

Darlin who goes into denial at the first sign of tears and Sam the tissue dispenser boyfriend.

Vincent who takes the stained sheets to the washer only after Lovely is settled in the bathtub. Female bodied vampires get it once every three months and are worse for it.

Angel goes quiet. David cuddles it out of them.

Aggro got off of Sweetheart's lap calmly one time. Sweetheart looked so heartbroken and then annoyed that they're so sensitive. Milo shifted on sight and they cuddled on the floor.

Babe snapped at Asher one time and then immediately apologized. Asher sniffed at the air and smelled it. The next eight hours were spent with Asher fussing over them.

Guy has never moved as fast as he did when he turned the AC on and put out the weighted blanket and shimmied beside Honey like a slug. That Honey happened to be dating. He peeked out of the blanket at them and giggled "your prescribed cuddles have arrived! I'm not a licensed doctor, but we'll make it work"

[xxplastic-cubexx]

it doesnt need to be said but its genuinely so funny how at-the-hip charles and erik are in krakoa like they really had the green light- the OBLIGATION- to be as obnoxiously close to each other as possible and abused that right to the fullest extent

[wishchip106]

kinda want to rewatch apocalypse just to criticize it again

see if there’s anything else i can pull apart

or maybe dofp

idk i need to just pick one and watch it

but it’s too late for that i have a good sleep schedule to keep in tact i cant ruin it now

just gonna need to pick something from my brain

i mean when Charles get baldified i physically cringe idk what it is about it

maybe its the fact he just lost his beautiful princess locks 💔

and when apocalypse takes over cerebro and Charles eyes go black. there’s something about it that just doesn’t fit and i have no idea what it is

also how was it a bad thing apocalypse sent all the nukes to space (apart from actually littering and causing some other problems due to that)

i don’t think we should let old people have access to bombs let me have them or something

the old men are sad because they lost their lethal toys ☹️

something i don’t understand is why stryker took Moira

like i get why he took the others but Moira???

tf did she do??

conspiring with mutants?? huh????

honestly the movie would’ve been just the slight bit better if Moira wasn’t there

SHE DID NOTHING

LIKE ACTUALLY NOTHING BUT STAND AROUND IM SO PISSED

DO SOMETHING????

all she did was flash around her title that she works at the CIA

you can’t convince me Charles is straight i know he’s sucked dick AND taken it up the ass 🤨🤨🤨

moving to a new topic BUT WE COULD OF HAD MISTER SINISTER

like there was more reference to him in new mutants BUT STILL

SHOW ME ESSEX CORP WHAT DID THEY DO WITH LOGANS BLOOD???

did transigen steal from them or something? maybe that’s one of the ways they could of made Laura who knows

idk what else i could talk about that i haven’t already said

[swiftie-as-a-coursing-river]

on my knees BEGGING for an xmen hadestown fic with either jeanscott or romy as orpheus and eurydice and cherik as hades and persephone

[octavianius]

Erik. When Porter Erik? Hmm? When make meanie vampire sorry? HMM?? When make moody boi give forgiveness?? HHMMM?? WHEN. PORTER. ERIK?

[flea-palace]

and if i say the wedding dress mannequin is erik's 19th century equivalent of the hannah montana milk pillow

[thesolaireslawyer]

Day 9 of manifesting a William listener

[no-see-um-incorrect]

It’s missing Anton hours 

[meadow-mellow]

Oh and if anyone feels like coloring it, you're free to do that and post it too. All my Rogueneto stuff is free for all. Spread the Rogueneto Love!

[anyasathenaeum]

I’m here waiting patiently for all the birthday art that all you amazing artists have made for Vash and Knives’s birthday, and I will get on my knees and cry, beg and plead to see just ONE (1) artwork of Vash as Eriks.

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLE

[tikitsune]

I just finished scrolling to the end of all things Erik Destler (Phantom of the Opera [poto]) x reader/you. (Both sfw and nsfw) and I am not satisfied. Like I was obsessed with this musical when I first saw it (and quite possibly still am) but like this man.

Damn it. I need more, more of him, his love, his music. Ugh. Someone just write and tag me please.

- Honestly though, might just do it myself. So many ideas but then I also have Genshin ideas, star rail ideas, so many and yet no actual writing idea.

[bl00d-1n-wat3r]

I NEED MORE PEOPLE TO READ ALL THATS LEFT IN THE WORLD BY ERIK J BROWN SO THAT THERES A FUCKING FANDOM. I HAVE LITERALLY READ EVERY SINGLE POST IN THE ALL THATS LEFT IN THE WORLD TAG. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE. AND ON TOP OF THAT THERE IS ONLY 13 FUCKING FICS ON AO3 I AM GOING TO EXPLODE

[xxplastic-cubexx]

i think cherik is the only shipp in the marvel universe that can go as canon for me even if it's not, like, you don't need marvel herself to say it's canon, IT LITERALLY ALREADY IS :D

erik already got the 'boyfriend (derogatory)' title card it may as well be canon

[penshockey5871]

erik karlsson being very in love with sidney crosby: a series

beginning tonight. what is happening here. i have so many questions. like actually what the fuck is going on here. this might be the gayest thing i’ve ever seen a hockey player do and some of them have kissed before.

his kids love sid. this is because he loves sid. this is very obvious.

this is such a funny photo. why is he wearing no pants. sid is wearing all pants.

karlsson whispering in sid’s ear likely thing for him to be doing. sid leaning back into him is very funny tho.

he tried to seduce geno too but he can’t whisper in his ear bcs geno’s so tall so he gave up.

he loves aggressively patting him on the head. he literally does it all the time. and sid’s just kinda like “yay :) thank you :)”

this is my roman empire. i think about this photo all the time. it’s so weirdly sexy. what is-(i am forcibly dragged out of the building by geno)

anyway. that’s all.