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Iris and Lillium, but make it Spiderverse
(Characters are from CTC)
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no idea where my coworker got this image but i must share it with you
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for the redditors coming here, this is how we spread news of important events in the world, with a Destiel meme
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You have a soft-spoken, mild-mannered friend who would never hurt a fly. One day, you accidentally overheard them talking over their phone in a cold, apathetic voice, “I don’t care how you do it. If you don’t return the money by tomorrow, you can say goodbye to your family.”
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*sits down to write a smut fic* The plot of this smut fic is that Character A believes himself abandoned by God.
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i love this gif im posting it everywhere today
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Twitter is wildin rn so you guys may or may not end up stuck with me again 💀
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my brother had a brilliant idea that i wanted to share with other people who have four-legged family members: he trained our two cats to go directly to the door when they hear the fire alarm.
obviously at first the fire alarm sent them scrambling for cover, but he started slowly by giving them treats whenever it went off, when someone burned food or forgot to open the fireplace flu. he then progressed to calling them to the door to offer treats immediately after the alarm went off. and it actually wasn't too long before the cats voluntarily started going to the door upon hearing the alarm.
i think this was genius because in the event of a real emergency we know exactly where the cats will be and we will not have to waste precious time trying to find them to rescue them. i think this method would work equally well with dogs and probably other free-roaming pets such as rabbits, ferrets, etc. and i certainly encourage others to give it a shot!
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the cheese always falls off the top shelf if i open the door too fast
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So glad that this is the shit popping up on me feed all these years later lmfao
slowly puts my hand out for my new followers to sniff before I try to pet them
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The Countdown to Countdown: Book 1 campaign is here! 🌟
[Order here]
#OH MY GOD I ALMOST FUCKING FORGOT#I would have been GENUINELY pissed at myself#50 dollars to my fav creator lets goooo
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