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christine: hi its me a random girl at the opera
erik:
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explaining susan kay's phantom is terribly humbling because you have to explain erik is 50 fucking years old meanwhile christine is a measly 20 and furthermore that's not the weirdest part of their relationship because erik's attraction to her is based on something even MORE egregious!
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explaining susan kay's phantom is terribly humbling because you have to explain erik is 50 fucking years old meanwhile christine is a measly 20 and furthermore that's not the weirdest part of their relationship because erik's attraction to her is based on something even MORE egregious!
#exhuming freud so he can analyze this fuckass book#phantom of the opera#poto#erik#erik the phantom#christine daae#susan kay phantom
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Hi my name is Erik the Phantom of the Opera and I have long ebony black hair with purple and red streaks and fluorescent yellow eyes like molten gold and a lot of people tell me I look like Death Incarnate (AN: if u dare take off my mask get da hell out of here!) I’m not related to Giovanni but I wish I was because he was the only person who treated me with any semblance of kindness and respect in my deeply traumatizing formative years. I’m a monster but really i just want to be loved. I have pale yellow skin. I’m also an Angel of Music and I live in a place called The Paris Opera House in France where I terrorize the staff and kidnap sopranos. I'm a Phantom (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black shirt with matching lace around it and a black leather waistcoat, a black cloak and black combat boots. I was wearing black gloves, a white mask, black eyeliner and a frown. I was walking in the cellars. It was dark and creepy so there were no people, which I was very happy about. Joseph Bouquet stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.
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We're getting two new contemporary Phantom of the Opera film adaptations being made this year???!
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#ok i am frothing at the prospect of new phantom content but 1. it not being music/singing-centric as a narrative theme and#2. it being contemporary kind of removes. well. the most important plot devices for preserving the story#i am AVIDLY against modern retellings of phantom bc i fear it does NOT make sense unless its historical!! and i stand by that
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i like when people call me an angel but this almost never happens due to my unstoppable and acerbic wit. in some sense this is my own fault but is it not also more largely the fault of society for being so unimaginative as to assume that angels never have anything cunty to say? as if it doesn't hit me like a bolt of divine inspiration every time
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Doodled 2004 movie Erik while listening to the book
So heres my angel of music
Also I just wanna say I loved the book version of Erik....
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Doomed Phantom yaoi w Erik and Daroga.. what could have been...
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daroga doesnt know what a hair comb is
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#Mother of the year
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So lonely does anybody want to be tortured
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my new special project im working on is a horror-genre rewrite of phantom and i've found it's actually so difficult to not write erik as a babygirl twink because ive been writing self-projection fic of that stupid man since i was 13 and so my default is to portray him like. that
#they should have kept that ugly bitch with mommy issues and a bad attitude far far away from my undiagnosed 13 year old claws but alas#he was just too much like me! and i say that in the loosest of terms bc i am now attached to reality#anyway the writing is going soooo well obviously#phantom of the opera
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well!
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Petition for a toxic yuri version of Phantom of the Opera
#maybe not as toxic of a yuri as most would hope bc its yeston/kopit aka the most relatively tolerable erik but still#extremely good production and yes i know the women are supposed to be playing men but idc i still watch it through my lesbian viewing lens#+ they added a song at the beginning and it leaves no crumbs#whats not to love#takarazuka phantom
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unfinished Erik
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sorry my perverse desires are confusing should i kill myself should we invite sigmund freud
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