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Please do not dislike this skull.
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POTO adaptations that sound fake but actually happened
- 80’s/highschool/mall AU
- Phantom on ice
- a hentai game where Erik is a blue-haired anime boy
- an adaptation where Erik didn’t even have a deformity, fucked rats, and Raoul looked like Prince
- a high-budget musical adaptation of the fanfiction you wrote when you were 14 and still in your Erik stan phase
- A sequle to the original book where Raoul got his dick shot off and Jesus Christ himself literally showed up as a character with dialouge
- and animated adaptation that borderline looks like one of those Zelda CDi games
- that time Raoul was a jack russle terrier
- a loosely-based animated adaptation where the phantom was a bug furry and it was actually a hertfelt and sweet movie
- That one non-ALW musical which only the audio exists and no video footage, which was meant for grade-school aged children to play despite the fact that every singer in the recording was a grown ass adult and many of the vocals would have been way too hard for most kids that young to achieve.
- That non-ALW musical that the Charles Dance version was based off that had Gaston from Beauty in the Beast in it
- a high budget all-female japanese production of the previously mentioned musical that was actually fucking amazing.
- a manga that absolutely no one ever talks about
- an episode of the Hello Kitty cartoon where the phantom was a cute little mouse
- a Scooby Doo movie where the deformity design actually looked like the original, Christine was a little girl who was an obnoxious little shit, and Carlotta tried to murder Shaggy and Scooby
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I actually need Robert Eggers to make a proper adaptation of Phantom of The Opera because he would absolutely hit it out of the park and I'd actually pass away/levitate up to heaven-
#havent even seen nosferatu (yet) but based off what i HAVE seen i so fully agree with this#i just need a poto adaptation thats so fucked up#enough romantic adaptations give us a horror version that doesnt suck
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In a silly mood again (for sanity purposes)
When Christine asks Erik how he slept:
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HE'S SO CUTE!!!11!!1!11 😩😩😩😩 /shows everyone a rotting corpse
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messy doodles: pharoga angst hours (very dramatic full page under the cut)
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can’t do shit in this house
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two guys who sleep in each other’s arms at night because they’re both afraid the other will try kill them in their sleep
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can someone please remake these tweets with madame giry and bb erik im not an artist but i have a vision
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“Fatherless behavior” stop giving my DAD credit for all the work my MOM put into making me a terrible person!! Stop erasing women in history!!
#in this establishment we recognize madeleine's many achievements ✊️#(raising her son to become so weird and off putting he has to build a basement to live in)
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