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He’s a sex symbol. He’s the most pathetic man alive. He’s been in countless adaptions and sequels and retellings and parodies. He’s disabled. He was on the silver screen before talkies even existed. He’s a horror icon. He’s a romance icon. He’s a musical theater icon. He’s a classic lit icon. He’s the OG. He’s been played by hundreds of men the world over. Chad Danforth’s mother has a photo of the first man who played him on broadway in her refrigerator. Not on it. In it. It is impossible to be normal about this man. Let’s all give it up for Erik.

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I started reading Susan Kay’s Phantom a little while ago, and this was all I could think of.

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does anyone want to hire me to be their evil advisor

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Not sure if I'm allowed to do this (so someone tell me if I need to trash this post) but I just can't witness this Anthony Warlow near-hand touch and not do something about it.

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Yage Guo - Skeleton in Pink, 2024 - Oil on panel

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demonic possession wouldn’t even affect me, i would just assume it’s The Symptoms

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Could do a gif set of all the phantoms that fuss and rearrange Christine’s veil in the final lair?

Not all of them, because that would be way too many, but here are a handful!

1. Juan Carlos Barona & Julia Moller | 2. Andrey Shkoldychenko & Elena Bahtiyarova | 3. Laird Mackintosh & Julia Udine | 4. Ivan Ozhogin & Tamara Kotova | 5. Hugh Panaro & Sandra Joseph | 6. David Arnsperger & Valerie Link | 7. Thomas Borchert & Anne Gorner | 8. Ramin Karimloo & Gina Beck

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my sibling will call me up randomly and be like i have a phantom of the opera idea for you to write and i’m always like ok shoot and then they’ll proceed to tell me something that already exists. phantom of the opera but in the scooby doo universe. yeah. that’s been done. what about muppets phantom? also been done. twice to my knowledge. FUCK. how about phantom but he’s a furry? the french covered it. very moving. what about phantom of the opera meets sherlock holmes? there’s at least three published novels with this plot. what about phantom with a bunch of rats? what i’m about to say may be upsetting… they’re just running diagnostics on my poto knowledge AND I HAVE NO MARGIN OF ERROR.

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i like drawing and playing *giant cinder block falls on me*

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age regressed to the 12th century. beheaded a man in the street because I felt like it, and I wanted to

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*kisses you directly on the lips* That doesn’t mean anything. *tries to walk away but my ankle rolls and i break it so now you have to put me down for ethical reasons*

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son, me and your mother added each other to our dnis. you have to unfollow one of us if you want to interact...