#EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

[tizeline]

Who becomes the closest with splinter after they decide “hey maybe we shouldn’t kill humanity?”

I'm not sure, honestly. I guess Leo? He's already on the Lou Jitsu hypetrain, something he feels a lot of guilt about considering he views Splinter as evil. So when he figures out that Splinter isn't actually a terrrible person he'd be pretty excited to get to know him better. And while Leo isn't exactly neglected by Draxum, he still doesn't usually get quite all attention he needs from his dad (middle child lol) so he might be quicker to seek out an extra father figure.

Raph and Mikey would eventually get closer to Splinter as well, though!

[dmmdconfessions]

[Image text: wish there was epic rap battles for yaoi like EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!! AOBA. VS EIDENNNNN!??!?!!?? BEGIN.]

[stripefeathr]

epic rap battles of vishkar

[paper-mario-wiki]

What’s your favorite epic rap battles of history bar

i think this one's pretty good.

[peemanne]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF TOJO HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GORO MAJIMA!!!!!!!!!!!

VERSUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAKUZA 3 KIRYU WHO GOT INTO A STREET FIGHT BUT FORGOT TO HIT PAUSE AND NOW THEIR CONTROLLER IS POSITIONED IN A WAY THAT THERE IS CONSTANT PRESSURE ON THE RIGHT TRIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"From the disco, to the streets! Goro Majima can't be beat! I-"

"Sasatto koi. Sasatto koi. Sasatto koi. Sasatto koi. Sasatto koi. Sasatto koi. Sasatto koi. Sasatto koi. Sasatto koi. Sasatto koi. Sasatto koi. Sasatto koi. Sasatto koi. Sasatto koi. Sasatto koi. Sasatto koi. Sasatto koi."

"UUOOOAAAAUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT! YOU DECIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEPIIICCCCCCC RAP BATTLES OF TOJO HISTORYYYYYYYYYYY

[somerandomdudelmao]

Hey. Hey, Hamato Karai. YesHelloGramGram. I have a question. Why? Why lips? How to lips? I don't know how to lips. Let's maybe no? Let's maybe don't? How about that? Can we just nah? Nope?

[miauwenn]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

[kociarz200rawr]

who would win?!?!!?!!!

[oddyhereoddynot]

THEY ATE THE LAST COOKIE NOOOOO

[noodleraptorr]

VERSUS…

BEGIN!!!

WHO WON?! WHO’S NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE!!!!

(title cards by my sibling @inkwellfel)

[valberryventi]

if sylus tries reading my mind he'll either see worldbuilding or academics or other personal stuff in my brain but also the occasional song which unfortunately gets stuck in his head

just imagining sylus starting to hum the song that got stuck in your head so it ranges from songs in full or just One Lyric of a song which he gets a headache from

[chaosfantasmic]

[autismmydearwatson]

It's actually so funny that in Rebels season 3 Ezra goes to so much trouble making sure Thrawn, the guy who is famous for using art for military advantage, doesn't find Atollon by erasing it from the Empires maps, only for Thrawn to find it anyway by studying fucking folk art

[cowprintsillies]

If my arch enemy rejected my partnership deal and disappeared off the face of the earth only to have the first thing he does after 7 years of nothing be calling me a “clout chasing mediocre video podcast” live on air i would simply never recover

[yo-kaiwatchkillyourfamily]

I found this on a tree outside

So that leads me to one simple question who won

[mlpoutofcontext]

The Clone High universe is to the Epic Rap Battles of History universe as the Equestria Girls universe is to the My Little Pony universe