#EE incorrect quotes

[marvels-bitch-boy]

Emerald Eyes: Rekindling the fire

Natasha joining Y/N outside of the bar they went to

Natasha: That was so hot, Y/N.

Y/N: *dusting off after a fight* I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Y/N who looks drunk and drained

Natasha: *admiring him* I'm so in love with you.

[tiresias-the-prophet]

Wyv meeting Kurt: So you're a Christian?

Kurt: Catholic but Ja why?

Wyv: oh no reason my dad is Christian

Kurt: are you Christian or Catholic?

Wyv: HAHAHAH no I'm a Paganistic Satanist

Kurt: oh.. nice

[bug-under-a-rug]

the crows as my notes app quotes (pt 1)

jesper: that cannot be used against me, Mario Kart is incredibly vague

nina: some may call it found family but the police call it kidnapping

wylan: how the fuck do you spell picinique

kaz: well he’s missing a leg and his face just got ripped off but other than that i think he’s fine

mattias: that doesn’t sound sexist that just sounds gay

inej: yeah you look like your wife left you

BONUS

me: NO MOURNERS ONE FUNERAL FUCK

[fallenorder-incorrectquotes]

Merrin, inviting Cal into her blanket fort: Let’s talk about the paranormal and witchcraft

Cal: Ok!

Cere, dragging Cal out by the foot: NO-

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

JAKE: Yall ever heard of bucees? Ill tell you what i tried it for the first time the other day. Loved it! Didnt think i would but i love bucees. Im a big fan of bucees now. Real friendly place. They told me to come inside i did. Had the time of my life. I actually left for a minute came inside again just as much fun the second time around. Ill be honest ill probably stop for a bucees anytime i see one from now on.

[incorrectccrp]

Ted: Dude don't sweat the fact that you got knocked out during phys ed. It happens to the best of us! Pete: Yeah? It happened to you too? Ted: ..... Well, no, but I'm not the best of us.

[sadsoftserve]

Rick: Takes massive sip of Giovanni's hot pink bong "This... Doesn't taste cough.. very good.."

All the boys are staring at him in horror

Ben: "I think he drank the bong water."

Giovanni: "NO SHIT BEN. I SAW HIM DRINK THE BONG WATER"

Rick is dying now.

[hunter-sylvester]

Incorrect Quote | Metal Lords 2022 | Hunter Sylvester & Ray

[incorrect-hot-crispy-dazzling]

Mera: I want to go on a shopping trip where I am the only one in the shopping mall and everything I want is free.

Jericho: That's called night robbery.

[chishiyas-wig]

Viney: Alright guys. Let's go over this one more time

Viney: If something breaks?

Hunter: We try to fix it before Willow gets back

Viney: If it doesn't work?

Gus: We blame Skara

Skara: ...why-

[incorrect-aatc]

Alvin: I have a 1:30 appointment.

Secretary: Which doctor?

Alvin: No, never again… I want the regular doctor.

[marvels-bitch-boy]

Emerald Eyes: the things we do for love

Y/N and Steve talking during a team dinner

Y/N looks across the room with a soft smile and whispers: I would do anything for her...

Steve looks and sees Natasha playing with morgan

Y/N: I would die for her... *sighs* I would kill for her...

[floofyboi57]

Lorelai to Yoomtah while Naven criticizes her kidnapping skills: CONTROL YOUR GODDAMN TWINK-

[tuulikannel]

One little incorrect quote from the time Ikeda was still alive and everything was fine...

Ikeda trying to teach lil Gakushuu his name Ikeda: Gakushuu, say Rikuto Gakushuu: Ikeda: C'mon lil guy, Ri-ku-to Gakushuu: Moo-ee Ikeda: No Gakushuu, Ri-ku-to Gakushuu: MOO-EE Ikeda: You're one lil sh*t, aren't you? Gakushuu: Sh*t! :D Ikeda: F*CK! DON'T SAY THAT! Gakuhou, entering the room: Hey Gakushuu, having fun? Gakushuu: F*ck! Sh*t! Gakuhou: … Gakuhou, caLmLy: WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT!? Gakushuu: Li-ku-to

[corruptedbunny-multimuse]

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Sun: Peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into a can of Fizzy Faz with Sunnydrops in them to create something I'm calling battery acid spaghetti, will update once I've finished it! (Later…) Sun: Don't… do this. Jack-O-Moon: Don't tell me what to do! (Later…) Jack-O-Moon: Don't do this. Moon: What exactly made you think that was a good idea…?

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Freddy: Anyone d- Roxy: Depressed? Sun: Drained? Chica: Dying of hunger? Monty: Disliked? Freddy: …done with their work. What is wrong with you people…?

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Sun: You are my twin and best friend. I would do anything for you. Moon: I want you to have a decent sleep schedule. Sun: Absolutely not.

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(Sun is sobbing in front of a Fizzy Faz vending machine.) Sun: I JUST WANTED A DRINK. (Later…) Sun: Hi. Moon: Hey. Sorry about the chaos… Sun: I just wanted some Fizzy Faz…

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(Sun sees Moon up in a high place with no way up there.) Sun: Moon! What the heck are you doing? Moon: ._.; Sun: HOW DID YOU GET UP THERE?!

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Moon: YES! SLEEEEEEEP! Zzzzzz…

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(There are two Suns.) Freddy: How will we know who is the real Sun? Moon: I have an idea. Moon: Suns, how do you spell BANNED? Sun?: Easy, B-A-N-N-E-D. Moon: And we have found our fake. Freddy: Huh? But he was right. Moon: Yes, but Sun has a weird habit of spelling a lot of things with a Q. Sun: B-A-N-Q-E-D! Moon, as the fake Sun is taken away: See what I mean?

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Vanessa: What state do you all live in. Sun: Constant anxiety. Freddy: Denial. Roxy: Perfection. Monty: This one…?

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Monty: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?! Freddy: >:O Language! Eclipse: Yeah, watch your fucking language! Moon: OKAY WHO TAUGHT ECLIPSE THE FUCK WORD Jack-O-Moon: "The fuck word" lol Sun: Seriously? You guys use the f word all the time. Moon: Oh my god he censored it. Jack: Say fuck, Sun! Moon: Do it! Say fuck!

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Roxy: Okay, what does Y-E-S spell? Sun: Yes. Roxy, chuckling: What does E-Y-E-S spell? Sun: Yes. Roxy, chuckling harder: What does E-Y-E-S spell? Sun, confused: E-es? (Roxy laughs, to Sun’s confusion) What is happening? Roxy: What does Y-E-S spell? Sun: Yes. Roxy: What does E-Y-E-S spell? Sun: E-Yes. Roxy, wheezing: Sun, confused: What are you crying for? Roxy: What does- (wheezes) Sun: What are you–? Roxy: Okay, try again. What does e- Y-E-S spell? Sun, seriously: Yes. Roxy, while chuckling: What does e- E-Y-E-S spell? Sun, still confused: Ee’s? (while Roxy is wheezing) A-s? You’re making me- Roxy, while laughing hard: I can’t breathe- aha, okay. Sun: E-Y-E-S? E-Yes? Roxy: (more wheezing) Say it again. What does E-Y-E-S spell? Sun: …yes? Roxy: (laughs even harder) Sun: What? (tearing up a bit) You’re making me cry. What? Roxy: E-Y-E-S. Sun: E. Y. E… (realization) Eyes.

(Roxy laughs loudly, Sun looking proud of himself)

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Moon: You've got to act tough Eclipse! Show them you can't be pushed around! Show them they don't mess with you! Eclipse: Oh- uh- I'll do my best. (Eclipse GENTLY slams his hands down on the counter.) Eclipse: I'll take a Fizzy Faz please!

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Sun: I had a crush on someone once. and I didn't know how to handle it, so I filled her bag with heart-shaped confetti. Roxy: …wait. Roxy: THAT WAS YOU?! Sun: Who-Who added you back to the group chat?!

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Roxy: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestions box. Freddy: But that's just a trash can. Roxy, smugly: It sure is.

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Moon: Blue M&M's are the best. Sun: whAT IS THIS SLANDER?! Moon: What about it? They are. Sun: I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES ON MY WATCH! THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST! Moon: YEAH? WELL FUCK YOU! Eclipse: They're all chocolate inside, the colors don't mean anything. Jack: I like the yellow ones. Moon and Sun: SHUT THE FUCK YOUR MOUTH!

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Chica: Freddy I really don't think Moon is very happy with you. Freddy: Why do you say that? Chica, reading a letter: "Dear Freddy Fazbear, I fuckin' hope this message finds you before I do."

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Specter Moon, holding New Moon: Hold gentle like hamburger.

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Monty: Anybody under 5’7 can’t be talking about fighting anyone. What are you gonna do? Headbutt someone in the stomach? Mini Music Man: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.

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Freddy: Release all the sounds that are trapped in your mind. Sun: (UNHOLY SCREECH) The other animatronics, shocked: Freddy: Are… you okay? Sun: I'm a lil messed up.

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Sun: Reading is just staring at a piece of dead wood and hallucinating. Moon, slamming a book closed: Do me a favor, and never fucking speak again.

[unpopularvivian]

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 337:

*Donald and Duck are on a blind date with each other. They're now in a restaurant, sitting in a desk. However, Donald desperately wants to get out of here*

Donald: *Blinking rapidly* 🎵 A tried, gettin the waiter's attention bi blinkin i morse code 🎵

Duck: 🎵 Why are you blinking so much? 🎵

Donald: 🎵 A got somethin i ma ee 🎵

Duck: *Grabs a huge ass knife* 🎵 Here, let me get it out! 🎵

Donald: Na thank ye!

Donald, internally: A dinnae wanna dee…

Douglas, disguised as a waiter: 🎵 Bonjour! Sir wis blinkin at me, is it because yer date is a freak? 🎵

Duck: ......

Donald: .......Na.......

Douglas: *Proceeds to peace out*🎵 Very guid then, bon appetit 🎵

Donald: .... DOUGLAS YE FUCK-