I have too many of these and had to shove them somewhere.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Paul: We're going to Emma's weed room Charlotte: What's Emma's weed room? Paul: It's a room full of weed. Paul: And it's Emma's.
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Paul: Category one numbers for example FEEL a certain way on sight. They'll be sort of disconcerting. Scary. Charlotte: Scary. My job is to scroll through this spreadsheet and look for numbers that are scary. Ted: It sounds dumb and Paul said it dumb
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Mr Davidson: I can sense that the questions made you feel afraid and disoriented. Paul: Mr Davidson: Well, the good news is, you're AT an orientation! Paul:
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Miss Holloway: You can either come with me and live up to your full potential or lie here and live with the consequences. Emma: I wanna lie here.
#incorrect quotes#op#source: Everything Everywhere All at Once#emma#miss holloway#idk how these two would interact actually i kinda wanna read smth like this
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Steph: My toxic trait is thinking I could survive the Byron-Shelley friend group Pete: I think it would be much simpler than whatever we've been doing for the last year.
#incorrect quotes#op#steph#pete#lautski#npmd#source: pavitraprabhakars#does steph know who these fuckers are#probably after pete infodumps on her about them yes
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Emma: Casually dropping Paul's hyperfixation into the convo so he’s forced to talk to me for another hour
Emma: I have been informed this is called "asking someone about their interests" and not a female manipulator tactic like I thought it was
#emma perkins#emma#incorrect quotes#op#tgwdlm#paul#paulkins#a nice silent movie#source: savedgame on tumblr
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Nora: Can you come and collect your freak of a man please. Zoey: No I set him loose on purpose. He needed enrichment.
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Emma: Would you believe me if I said this wasn't my fault Paul: I would. Emma: Well you shouldn't. Because it was my fault.
#paul matthews#emma matthews#paulkins#incorrect quotes#op#tgwdlm#paul#emma#a nice silent movie#source:oocdiscord
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Ted: SHUT UP. Im going to kill the next person I fucking see I swear to God. Charlotte: Hello hi! Im so happy to see you! Bill & Paul: *Wheeze* Ted: ...Hi.
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Charlotte: It has come to my attention that either I have a type Charlotte: Or I have a problem.
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Ted: Hi :( Charlotte: What's wrong? Ted: Someone at work ate my sandwich. Pete: Well what did the police say?
#incorrect quotes#op#tgwdlm#ted#charlotte#pete#goat bros#my husband's brains fell out today#this one doesnt translatwe to text well
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Nora: YOU HAD MY BLOOD. TESTED. FOR AMPHETAMINES? Emma: You were extra jumpy last spring, we had to double check to be safe! Nora: I don't think I'm jumpy ENOUGH if my employees can STEAL MY BLOOD
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Sam: I will release proof that you're a lesbian
Nora: I came out ten years ago.
Sam: I will release proof that Emma's bisexual
Emma: Already came out
Sam: Aw come on! You can't blackmail anyone anymore!
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Bill: Hey can I ask for some advice?
Paul: Not really no. You'll figure it out
#incorrect quotes#op#tgwdlm#paul matthews#bill woodward#bill#paul#ive forgotten their tag again chat#i'm not gonna let you die#ah yes i rememeber now i chose the most gut wrenching line in the show
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Bill: You might as well go ahead and pronounce the L in salmon.
Bill: Since nothing matters and we're all gonna die anyway.
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Charlotte: not only do i put a little line through my 7s but i put one through my Zs too. i’m sick and twisted. you’re never getting out of this network of caves alive.
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Sam: Babe are you okay? You've barely touched the argument I baited you with
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