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Making a pinned post:

Due to a history of scams and bots on this website, I'm not answering any asks promoting GoFundMe's or things similar unless I know you personally or I've seen my moots interact with you.

If you read this and send me an ask anyways, you are going to be reported for spam and blocked.

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if anyone needs me. i will be in the corner. contemplating the characters

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WEEK OF CHRISTMAS 2024 (2/7) —🎅🎄🎁🦌— THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL 1992 — dir. Brian Henson

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when the fic is so good you need to exit out of the browser app and scroll on tumblr for a few minutes to process what you’re reading

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actually now i’m curious

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your protagonist doesn’t need to save the world. maybe they just need to save their plant collection, one dying ficus at a time.

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You there, tumblrina, what day is it?

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This ship might be consensual, but the angst they're about to go through is not.

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I literally love nuanced terrible dynamics that are doomed to be misunderstood by everyone on earth I love scenes that succeed in making the audience wildly uncomfortable I love when an ugly thing is allowed to be ugly I love plot decisions that evoke strong reactions in a way that isn't as "artful" but serves the overall narrative better than if it was subtle. and perhaps most of all I love bludgeoning the audience over the head with a 2 by 4. and then giving them a snack break and doing it again

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this will be the year I finally convince everyone to abandon New Year's resolutions in favour of Yule Boasting, the clearly superior tradition

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Need y’all to know that in the 1970’s a letter to the editor was published in Daily Telegraph where the author offhandedly used the phrase “Tolkien-like gloom” to describe an area with barren trees and JRRT himself wrote back an incensed rebuttal at the use of his name in a context that suggested anything negative about trees.

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Merry Christmas #2! :)

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Ti's the time of the year for this particular internet gem 🎄☃️

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suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base

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i hope the anonymous person who sent the "i used to live in your house. i'm drunk in boston and it's the only address i know. happy holidays" postcard is aware that they wrote my favourite poem