#Dwight - Big Bro Dwight

[sonofsaviors]

@all-that-is-gold-is-now-gone

Dwight glanced over at Logan as he inched closer. It was odd, looking at the young man, he was so much like Negan and at the same time, nothing like him. Negan although grown would never have the understanding, the depth that Logan was already showing. Negan would never want to do better. He liked power, he would drown in it. But something told Dwight that Logan wouldn't. If the boy ever stood to inherit the power of his father, he would not drown in it. Or be consumed by it. At least Dwight hoped not, he would do what he could to never let that happen. Perhaps Dwight had become too attached to Logan. A child that wasn't his own. Logan wasn't his kid, his little brother, or anything like that. And yet, Dwight felt protective of him. Willing to take the brunt of whatever Negan had to offer to keep Logan safe. Just like Sherry...His wife flashed in his mind and he quickly banished the picture. He turned his head back to Logan as the young boy inched a bit closer, without missing a further beat Dwight pulled Logan into a hug, a real hug, not some half-assed bullshit some would do with a half hug and a clap on the back. Dwight actually hugged Logan, knowing he could probably use it. A chuckle left his lips as he pulled away, "Well Yoda does have some pretty good advice." Dwight smirked gently in amusement before he got quiet after a moment once Logan said he knew he was trying as well. "Yeah..." Dwight nodded slowly and looked at the ground, "yeah I am." He was trying, but his demons were bigger than him...bigger than most. His demons were Negan-shaped and colored. His others were Sherry...but she more so existed like a ghost.

Logan immediately melted into the hug, appreciating that Dwight hadn't outright rejected him. Not that he had really expected it. While Dwight could be a survivor in all definitions of the word, he had never been anything but kind to Logan.

"I'm sorry."

The young Savior murmured, squeezing Dwight a bit tighter.

"I'm sorry Dad hurt you and Sherry. I just... I'm sorry."

[sonofsaviors]

Logan's expression - nor his attitude - towards Dwight improved with the admission, although he hadn't resorted to screaming and throwing punches - YET.

At least, until the Savior Lieutenant had to say that last sentence; about how he cared about Logan's life and health and safety - more then Negan had recently.

NO.

Logan shut the door on that thought immediately. Of course Dad cared about him. Thinking otherwise wasn't even remotely fair towards the father who always kept him safe and fed. Even if sometimes Logan longed for the type of man his Dad had been before the fall.

"So what's the fucking plan then? Hostage me out to Rick the Prick or whoever else?"

Logan remained standing between where Dwight crouched over the burgeoning fire and the back of the pickup, still angry and hurting and debating whether or not he could maybe get in the truck and demand Dwight give him the keys and he would go back to Sanctuary himself.

"What-the-fuck-ever."

The young man snorted, but it was obvious he was only lashing out because he felt betrayed. He eventually resigned himself to stomping over to sit opposite of Dwight, glaring at the tinder the older man was lighting and trying his best to ignore what the former Lieutenant was saying.

"But you still lied to me."

[hiro--aoki]

TWD Incorrect Quotes from my classmates

Tw: contains swear words, mention of sex, use of slut and maybe some other offense things, idk

Michonne: Because your minds are still developing you want to….

Y/N: Do drugs!

Michonne: Take more risks…

Y/N: Nah…

Michonne: A risk is any unsafe action or stupid, thoughtless and careless behaviour.

Carl to Y/N: Literally me.

*Coughs that sound like an erupting volcano*

Abraham: My tummy hurts.

Michonne: Can you name three risks?

Merle: Sex with no protection!

Carl: A gun with no safety on!

Y/N: Having a forehead as big as Merle’s!

Deanna: So, we have codes A, C and D.

Rick: Why not code B? Where’s the B????

Aaron: B-cause.

Glenn: You should b- ashamed of yourself…. I’m not funny

Maggie: You’re not funny

Deanna: So, code A stands for….?

Daryl: Ass!

Eugene: Acceptable!

Aaron: Yeah *fistbump*

Y/N: Nerd!

Deanna: What about code C?

Maggie: Coffee.

Eugene: Calculated!

Deanna: Yes! How about code D?

Abraham: Deez nuts!

Sasha: Dangerous!

Carol: Destructive!

Deanna: Yeah! You guys concern me!

Y/N: Ron, shut up you acoustic monk.

Glenn: Guys I accidentally wrote relationhips instead of relationships.

Carl: Y/N, has relationhips.

Y/N: What’s that supposed to mean?!?!

Y/N: Carl, has a shirt that says ‘ Roblox is life’ shirt, and he said it suits me.

Negan: Feel how soft my water bottle is.

Simon: Stop stroking your water bottle like that!

Michonne: What’s something that was legal, but was a destructive decision?

Merle: Weed!

Enid: I wanna jump off a cliff.

Y/N: I wanna kiss a 12 gauge.

Enid: My dad jumped out of a plane without a parachute…

Carl: My dad is a plane.

Andrea: My butt hurts.

Dale: *Gives strange look*

Andrea: You’re looking at me like you wanna fuck me.

Dale: What?

Shane: Ha!

Dale: No, I actually didn’t hear.

Amy: Real.

Negan: Did you wash your ass today?

Michonne: So, tell me an example of a safety risk?

Merle: Your mom

Michonne: …and some conatin cannabis

Judith: These gummies tastes funny.

*Watching a budget direct ad and Captain Risky comes on*

Jesus: Smash

Ron: Bro’s him

Daryl: I mean he has all the skills

Carl: Bluds the main character

Y/N: You look like a potato

Dwight: You look like a trash can

Y/N: Nuh uh

Dwight: Yeah uh

Negan: Dwight, keep working *Lightly caresses the shovel Dwight’s hand*

Y/N: Stop!

Dwight: Stop it I don’t like it!

Y/N: Yes, we are Sluts

Rosita: Sexy Ladies Under Tonnes of Stress

Y/N: I can’t make a decision that big, I can’t even tie my own shoes!

Enid: Please tell me you’re joking.

Y/N: I’m not, I tie them like a three-year old! Let me show you!

Enid: No, no thanks…

Y/N: Watch my feet! Watch my shoes. *Ties laces with two loops*

Enid: Ew *visibly cringes*

Carl: …I just asked if you wanted pancakes or waffles….

Glenn: Look how much funny shit we said today.

Daryl: I can’t it’s too black

Glenn: Ayo?

Daryl: I meant too dark!

Y/N: Nah!

*Glenn adjusts lighting*

Daryl: Now it’s too white!

Y/N: !!!

Daryl: Too bright! Too bright!

Negan: BALLS

Y/N: Gotta rizz ‘em with the ‘tism

Negan: I’m a Savior….save ya mom!

*Carl and Ron carrying a log*

Enid: For a second I thought that was in their ass’s

Y/N: I want them up my ass

Enid: What?

Y/N: What?

*Truck passes*

Daryl: Awww yeah, listen to tha’

Y/N: I can smell the air…

Daryl: No shit, sherlock!

Glenn: Don’t judge a book by it’s-

Eugene: Erm actually, it’s in the human instincts system, for us to make a quick judgement on a person appearance to determine whether they are friend or foe.

Y/N: Oooh, did I appear friend or foe when you first saw me?

Eugene: Well, when I first encountered you, you looked like you couldn’t hurt a fly, but since then, I have realised my mistake and have grown scared of you.

Rosita: He’s scared of everything…

Eugene: Not pickles!

Beth: What song do you wear?

[eminsunnytoons123]

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Class of 3000 characters and their nicknames:

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Sunny - Sunshine, Mr. Sunshine, Mr. Bridges, guy of the sunlight, Mr. Funkaneer, Mr. Saxophone

Lil' D - Lil' devil, lil' man, lil' guy, Mr. Drummer-boy

Madison - optimistic flower, Mads, Madi, miss optimistic violin girl, Miss violin, blondie

Philly Phil - Mr. Goggles, Philly, Mr. Briliant and odd guy, Mr. Bass, Phil, Philly

Tamika - Miss stubborn, miss girlboss, Miss harp, miss bass, Tammy, Tami, Mika

Eddie - Mr. Rich guy, Mr. Clarinette, Edds, Mr. Blondie, spoiled rich brat

Kim - Miss fashionable, Kimmy, Miss xylophone, The piano boy's twin sister

Kam - Kammy, Mr. Piano, Mr. Helmethead, Mr. "Mature boy"

Salieri - Sal, Mr. Ponytail, Mr. "Top", Eastley jerk, a guy with big forehead, woman-looking guy, Sunny's ex boyfriend

Lil' G - Mr. Stubborn, taller copy of Lil' D, Mr. Congas, Mr. Ponytail number two, lil' dude

Addison - miss shark girl, Addi, wild shark lesbian, miss double-bass, copy of Madison

Brooklyn Bill - Mr. Overbite, Billy, Brooklyn dude, copy of Philly Phil, Mr. Electric bass

Freddie - Mr. Rich boy number two, spoiled brat, fatty, tubby, copy of Eddie, Mr. Trumpet, Freds

Bambi - Miss rough and stubborn, Miss Lyre, copy of Tamika, Bambi the deer

Jim - Miss tambourine, miss tomboy, Jimmy, Miss lolly-pop hair, copy of Kim

Jam - Mr. Keyboards, copy of Kam, Jammy, Mr. Smarty-pants

Mila - Miss fancy-feet, Miss Lopez, Miss Mila, Milly, beauty

Big D - Big Devil, the devil himself, Dwight, Devil, Mr. D

Cheddar man - Charles, cheddar, Cheddar freak, ched, cheddie, french gentleman

Bianca - Peaceful hippie, blond hippie, miss hippie, peaceful lesbian, Bia

Mr Yin and Mr Min - snake medusa twins, male medusas, sssnakey guysss, Yin and Min

Tanya - little miss fancy-feet, extremely spoiled and whiny brat, Tany, Tans, lil' sis, whiny brat

Kaylie - cool kitty number one, Kay, Aylie, shorty, Mackenzie's girlfriend

Mackenzie - cool kitty number two, Macks, Kenzie, Mackie, Kaylie's girlfriend, french lady

Principal Luna - Mr. Luna, annoying old fart, boomer, Mr. principal Luna

Petunia Squattinchowder - Ms Squattinchowder, Squattinchowder, lunchlady, lunchlady Petunia, Petuns, Ms Petunia

Jan - Strong gay swedish janitor, Mr. Swede, Janny, Mr. Rongetes

Lucius - Luc, Ucius, purple man, Mr. Curvy man

Jared - Mr. Popular guy, Jare, Ared, big bro, big jerk, damn popular jerk

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Next, I'll make which nicknames the class of 3000 characters will give to ya =^w^=

[ghostiegram]

idk why, but im gonna go on a rant about the dead by daylight ship between david king and dwight fairfield for no reason. disclaimer: my opinions don't really mean jack here tho bc im a lesbian and mlm opinions probably matter more in this case

ok im gonna start this by saying i'm neutral on the ship i dont give a damn, but some depictions bother me. like please for the love of god don't turn dwight into nothing but an uwu baby even though he is a little bitch. i know it's tempting. because then it ends up that david is just I'll Protect You and it gives me 2008 bad yaoi manga vibes like PLEASE dont play into the gender roles! by said gender roles i am referring to the fact that often in relationships between the same gender, one is assigned "feminine" and the other "masculine" mirrored after straight relationships even though that's completely unnecessary. like don't do that.

dwight is a nervous little bitch canonically and i know this, but also he does have some leadership traits. like read his lore. bro is terrified but apparently has learned to kind of face it head on even tho he's still scared just like everyone else. that, to an extent, makes him a little bit strong and a little bit brave. very stubborn in that he holds on to his pathetic little life (sorry i just gotta make fun of him a little). so like.. if david likes dwight, i feel like he would admire these qualities. just saying. and david isn't a god of a man either, im sure he has his moments where dwight needs to actually Assist him. so like... you know, mutual respect and admiration instead of "YIPES DADDY IM SCARED UWU!" and "dont worry bae i'll protect you with my big man muscles 😤"

ok thats it that's all i have to say. im sure people do agree with this take and i just judged people too quick but i was in a ranting mood. if this post causes any drama i will hide for the rest of my life

[sonofsaviors]

Laying in bed, reading a book for English class, Logan heard the chirrup of his phone. Picking it up, he saw the text from Dwight and snickered at the joke.

Yeah, that was a good one. Let's see how you like this one?

[Text] Dwight [Sent]: Why are seagulls called seagulls?

[Text] Dwight [Sent]: Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be called baygulls.

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[Text] Uncle Phillip [Sent]: Awesome! I'm sure Dad and Chewy will be happy to see you! I think you're legally allowed to bring airhorns. But that's just a completely innocent suggestion. OuO Can't wait to see you again. I'll wave when I go to bat!

{ Continued from here with @sonofsaviors }

There's a grin on Dwight's face to the dumb joke. He should be used to it... And here he was falling for it each and every time.

[ TO LI'L BRO ]: And what did the ocean say to the other ocean?

[ TO LI'L BRO]: Nothing, they just waved.

That'll get him.

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Philip's considering his options... He really should spend more time with Penny and support the little nephew he's apparently accidentally added to the family...

[ TO RISING STAR]: Yeah I'll be there. I'll bring along Penny too, don't you worry. Say hi back to Chewy for me, I love that fluff ball. How loud do you want me to yell to cheer you on? I'll annoy the whole country if I have to!

[chiosblog]

I’m incredibly lucky to have met Dirk twice. Both times were wonderful. The first time he was with Richard Hatch and Dwight Schultz. I had the Battlestar theme tune in my head and was humming it in the autograph line and he joined in. Then asked why I’d chosen a Starbuck photo for signing. I explained about myself and my brother watching it as kids and then messing around pretending we were in the show. Bro was always Apollo because he’s a leftie too and I was Starbuck because he rocked. The second time was the giggling incident and apparently I flirted?! But he didn’t seem to mind 😂

Oh my god TWICE??? 😳😮👀

And you even meet him with Dwight too *faint*❤😵💖👀💞

I really cannot imagine how it would be to meet them both (im sooo curious, are they really that funny in person? Are they closewith each other😏?) omg I would totally flirt with him too if I had the courage (which I dont lmao)

I heard many people say he is pretty nice with fans during meetings and cons and that is a real pain cause im dying to meet him (well both of them) too 😭

I have to confess I havent watched Battlestar yet cause it is so damn hard to find anywhere online to watch it but eventually I'll and that's a promise!

If you happen to meet him a third time please let him know I'm a REALLY big fan of him 😂😂

[ratsoh-writes]

Masterlist 34

(****) = suggestive

General

the longest they've gone without doing the do (lf ot)******

most excited to go on a rollercoaster

SO wants company when upset, but doesn't want to talk (fs ut sf)

crush asks to pet their gaster blaster (lf st ul)

their favorite flower/fruit goes extinct (farmers + dt)

the rich boys have a SO who isn't used to money being spent on them (lf drt)

hogwarts houses (uw ht flt bt)

when their shop got broken into

his pet traps SO

crush accidentally burns themselves (ut uf ht)

SO is affectionate after he wrecks them (ut uf hf ht fsg)****

his pp gets bigger/smaller (gears maple)*****

alien invasion (sf hfm tt dt)

SO is temporarily blind

SO can flirt but cant be flirted with (mf lf lsf uf)

SO jokes his dong is too big (nt ft)****

SO wears thigh highs and his shirt (lf mf +brothels)****

they're cursed with the truth (marcelo papyrus captain chaos red)

the bauble and flavor siblings home

wedding vows (fsg fsr)

gaster comes back from the dead

doing a presentation (nt ff hfm fs sf)

gay sex wins, fatality (brothels + fsg lf)**

monkey paw clown nose

he's cursed to speak backwards for a week

board games (brothel + bf fs)

pigs blood (drf tht fs ss lf)

non sexual intimacies (brothel + fs bf)

kid comes home with disrespectful date

object becomes sentient (flt ss gt hfm bs)

voice actor SO (uf lsf mf lf fsg)

karen fights for them (basil Sugar, Pluto, Peaches, Cider, Compass, Sparks, Finn, Quill and Papaya)

their brother is lv sick (fsg sf)

first date (cash mutt weasel pesto gold coffee)

tv laugh track (tht ut)

SO has vertigo (bf + brothel)

SO has a cursed job (ut bbt os)

crush accidentally burns themselves (ht uf ut)

SO is dazed after getting railed lol (ut uf ht hf fsg)****

Interactions

how the ut uf us bros handled meeting their horror counterparts

Worldbuilding

what was wines and coffees mother like?

the horrorfell civil war

strongest and weakest ten update

other heat cycle species seasons**

more snail breeds

how the old farm aus are doing without the monsters

temmies children kevin

difference between fae born monsters and normal ones

night sky in ebott

can skeletons choke

Heat changes (all)****

How many fingers to kitsune have. And more wing info for birdtale

spunions axelaterals and lavender quarts

sky serpents, and what form do slime monsters take

how does one become a prince

pet taxes and registration

animal bias and needlecones

fire elementals dealing with rain and ebotts grade system

why is dual colored magic "ugly"

ogres swiftees bugbear

skeleton bones vs human bones + how breaks heal

how smooshable are the skeletons (featuring quill)

fortune telling?

most common ecto color (all monster types)

whos now the main mafia? (rps only)

common monster names

train system

EBOTT MAP first draft + where the skeletons live

more random monster behaviors

side characters

juniper devi argo

blight dwight their parents

more rich b*tches

Damocles Cassia (and vlock info)

Diane Swann (and vila info)

Royals

MEET THE ROYALS

what they look like

vamp and duchess' mates

Poseidon and Salacia's children

Undertale

sans kid is a changeling

fellswap red

mutt and oblivious SO

swapfell

mal and vila SO

cash and oblivious SO

Mafias

roulette comes back from the dead

angst

bruisers SO reveals they're a selkie

maid SO**

flavortale

taffy gets cheated on

Hadaltale

silex gets cheated on

outertale

Jupiter gets cheated on

fellswap gold

if wine and coffees mother had survived

coffees braces

the brothel

do they regret taking the lust serum?

did they have to take the lust serum

[dcwnthercbbithcle]

“plots please” 👀

send me “plots please” and I’ll respond with 3 (or more) interesting plots / relationships / connections I can think of for our muses! | ACCEPTING

HIIIIII BROZI 👀👀👀 Thank you for sending this in! I won't lie to you when I saw this was so hard to narrow down based on the sheer number of compatible interactions we would have for our characters!!

BECAUSE LIKE, the impulse monkey on my shoulder is telling me to throw EVERYTHING down to see which one of our blorbos maul each other like rabid animals and which ones get along nicely! Haha

ALSO SORRY IN ADVANCE FOR THE WALL OF TEXT, I don't know how it got this long and frankly I'm a little terrified!

POTENTIAL INTERACTION COMBINATIONS / INTERESTING DYNAMIC IDEAS

I spent a long time trying to hash out how to rank these, but please bare with me! I think ANY combination of muses could be fascinating to analyze given the sheer personality differences between muses.

In total my muses that have DBD centered AUs are: Sally Smithson / The Nurse (default verse), Evan Macmillan / The Trapper (default verse), Doe (default verse, original character), The Green Maiden (AU verse, original character), Jesse Cromeans / Chromeskull (AU verse)

So any of them would work with most of your muses! Though I will say Doe, my original character, additionally has verses for the TCM franchise, F13 & more general horror which could be fun to play with for your Thomas Hewitt, Bubba and or Jason muses!

It all, ultimately, depends on the sort of thread you're going for/dynamics you want to play with!

Sally is dread, she is sardonic, powerful and hateful. She's EXACTLY who you picture when you think of a 100+ year old ghost sealed away in the tomb of an old asylum that was host to insurmountable pain and exploitation. She's kind of death embodied to an extent, but that's a different conversation! There are moments of intense apathy, cruelty and hatred, it's not sadism but its more a thing she feels is justice. But there are equally moments of intense kindness and compassion as well.

Think of it like this, let's say Bubba got completely overwhelmed after a trial, snowballs thrown at him, stabbed by the survivors, flashbanged, just completely attacked on all angles. Sally would be a killer who would stop in an attempt to help him ground himself and calm down without hurting him any further. BUT at the same time, Sally is the sort of woman who would realize Dwight is hiding in a locker, and strangle one of his teammates outside of the door in his line of sight as a direct 'you deserve to see what your cowardice caused, I gave this one a clean death, I won't give you that,'

As a person, I would recommend Sally in threads with characters like Frank, Dwight, the Chainsaw bros or Mikey. I think she could be kind to Bubba and Tommy, but like, enemy on first sight with Michael and with Dwight and Frank, let's just say her bitterness would shiiiiine baybeee.

Evan, he's a funny guy, kind of an inverse of a character like Jason. He's big, strong, caked up brick wall of a man who is extremely intimidating. Rough, a bit coarse, abrupt and to the point, and aggressive but he's one of my more lighthearted characters. He really doesn't give a single solitary shit about the Entity and playing by her games, he's out here for him, so he's doing what he must to survive and overcome the trauma that's left him a shell of a person. He's good in action and aggression threads, he's not INSANELY powerful, but he's more willing to goof around than Sally with the big caveat that he's unwilling/unable to give those brief moments of intense compassion and care that Sally is.

Evan is a guy I would recommend for a thread with Frank, Mike, maybe Tommy and/or Jason. A thread between them could be a bit chaotic with the differing personalities but that's not a bad thing! It's interesting! Even though I think Evan may end up throwing Frank through a window at some point! Haha

And Doe, well, she's my token survivor character, but don't take that to mean she isn't developed and doesn't have a full personality of her own! Haha. Doe excels in many things, she's resourceful, clever, fox-like, sly & sweet. She wears her heart on her sleeve and feels with every fiber of her person. Really she's a scream queen in every respect. But her big thing is that she is COWARDLY, she is cowardly, shaped by her fear and all of her perks and even her backstory hinged on this.

She was relatively normal growing, born into a small family in Vancouver, but faced terrifying visions of her many, many gruesome deaths from an early age. Traumatized her, anxiety disorder, but as always she ran away from it mentally, repressing it. Grew up, aspirations to be one of the big names on the cusp of the computer age. Extremely into programming and engineering, wanted to be a pioneer and a business woman but you need money to do that. Got a dead end job at a mall and finished one evening, went outside, became involved in a murder. Saw everything, cowardice took over and she left the victim to their fate and fled. Victim went missing, her trying to tell authorities did nothing, guilt and a mental breakdown from the repressed trauma came back. She ran away, terrified she would be killed next. Got killed, lost her name, most of her memories & in a cosmic punishment is now trapped in the hell she witnessed premonitions of throughout her childhood. Now forever running in place, fighting to survive, not knowing she's already dead, nameless and largely forgotten and facing all the deaths that kept her up at night.

Despite this doom and gloom, she's actually one of my lightest, funnest characters! She's a freak (affectionate) and a weirdo (loving), she's eccentric and a little off center but she hates her cowardice. She wants to live not shaped by her terror and to OWN her deaths, y'know? Like, she'll die anyways, she wants to be in control of the show and when she bows out. For this reason I consider her a bit more of a long haul / plot driven character that's great for slow burn character changing plot! But given she's 80s, bubbly, scream queen weirdo, she'd be just as fun in one offs too!

I also have like,,, 500 different verses for her too, so she could easily be slotted in ANYWHERE with any of your characters, but she is, uhhh, she is a lot and a bit more sad than my other characters!

PLOTS

I WON'T LIE TO YOU BROZI, there are so many potential plots it's not even funny. Modern AU for Sally has a bit of a crossover with Frank (albeit centered around Frank when I played him) WHICH I WOULD LOVE TO EXPLORE. Something about Sally and Mikey as they have very similar yet such very very different backgrounds, etc. Evan and Jason forming the 'complex feelings about all feelings of friendship being corrupted by cruelty and weird feelings about not having present familial figures' etc etc.

It might be a bit better to message me directly about certain character combinations for ideas! Haha. I'd feel terrible if I dumped more walls of text on top of you! OH ALSO!! Even though it's unpolished, I'd love to burst out Doe's carrd so you could look over the different verses to see if you'd like to play around with any of them!! Either way, don't hesitate to hit me up and don't be a stranger! I am bursting with ideas!!

RELATIONSHIPS + CONNECTIONS

OOOOOOOH, not to be too presumptuous but I've love to play with some of the canon dynamics, if it'd be alright with you!

For instance, Trapper and the dislike of all Dwights, which was made canon in the Hooked On You game which is allowed... sometimes! It's hit and miss with me and I can't forgive the fact they haven't given us the swimsuit skin for Trapper yet! Haha.

But also some more theoretical ones, things like potential uneasiness on Dwight's account given the fact Doe spent so long as a theoretical person, running from the other survivors as though they were killers. Stuff like that!! You certainly don't have to BUT I LIVE FOR PRIOR CONNECTIONS AND PLOTTED SHIPS, romantic and otherwise!

[heiko-writes]

HI!

I’M KAT JOONDALUP

...and I'm ISO new, queer, and queer-friendly friends for chatting, sharing, bonding (and dating?)!

STATS:

Genderqueer

AFAB

1973

Lt. Brown Hair

Grey Eyes

Fair, Neutral Skin

5'5", 165 cm

260 lbs, 118 kg, 18.5 st

47-43-53

PERSONALITIES:

MYERS-BRIGGS: INFJ-T ENNEAGRAM: 4 Wing 5 CHRONOTYPE: Wolf

ALIGNMENTS:

DnD: True Neutral leaning Lawful

HOGWARTS:

Ravenclaw 42%

Hufflepuff 40%

Gryffindor 12%

Slytherin 6%

HERITAGE:

Irish 45%

Italian 25%

English 15%

Scottish 10%

Dutch/Flemish 5%

AFFILIATIONS:

Pro-choice Christian

Law Enforcement Parents and Friends

Armed Forces Parents and Friends

Centrist/Per Issue Voter; Socially Liberal, Fiscally Conservative; Foreign Policy: US Safety First

Sober Driver

SPOONY:

Fibromyalgia (meds)

Arthritis

Psoriasis

Reactive Hypoglycemia

IBS

Multiple Chemical Sensitivity

Food Intolerance/Sensitivities

Heat Intolerance

NEURODIVERGENT:

General Anxiety Disorder w/ Executive Dysfunction (meds, therapy)

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (therapy)

PTSD (therapy)

ADHD Mixed (therapy)

Major Depressive Disorder (meds, therapy)

Echolalia (daily)

Night Terrors (rare)

Somnambulism (rare)

HEROES:

Deputy Rick Grimes

Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones

DREAM JOB:

Full-time Artist

Author/Illustrator

Police Officer

MARVEL or DC:

Marvel by a longshot, especially Avengers and X-men, but Im also a Justice League fan, especially Supercavill Batfleck, Aquamomoa, EzraFLASHMiller, and WonderGadot.

I LIKE:

High tea, hugging and cuddling, leaning on each other, touching legs, dancing, taking off-season cruises

Zoos, Museums, Gardens, Antiques, Americana, Folk Art

Full french toast breakfasts and rib dinners, black coffee, tea, soda, whiskey, taste tests, chips, chocolate, cereal, oatmilk

Muscle cars, especially a 1967 Pontiac GTO

IRL Roleplaying

Texting, sharing memes and reels

Board, card, dice games, discussions, crafts, doodling. I'd love to learn to sew, and to play DnD.

All things law enforcement, fire fighter, paramedic, military, camo, tac boots, gun belts, Interceptors, Engines, helos, battleships, cargo pants.

Tall ships, pirates, 18th, 19th, 20th century films and genre pieces.

Superman (DCU)

Captain America (MCU)

Iron Man (MCU)

MOVIES & TV:

GENRES: Horror, Crime, One-man Action, 19th C., Prohibition, Cerebral Comedy, Psychological Drama & Thrillers, Artsy/Indie Queer, WWII, Dystopian, Serial Killers, Coming of Age, Fish Out Of Water, High Fantasy, Space/Sci-Fi, Vampyre, Werewolf,

TV SPECIFICS: Stranger Things, The Walking Dead, Fargo, ADAM-12, Emergency!, Andy Griffith, Big Bang Theory, The Office, Peaky Blinders, Sopranos, True Blood

ACTORS: Tom Hardy, Hugh Jackman, Jake Gyllenhaal, Henry Cavill, Gerard Butler, Cillian Murphy, Sandra Bullock, Jennifer Lawrence

MUSIC (My rotating Sirius Channels):

All the Classic Rock stations, Yacht Rock, 60s, 70, 80s, 1st Wave, Mosaic, Prime Country, Radio Classics, Octane, Turbo, Ozzy's Boneyard

ARTISTS: Rammstein, Bastille, Crowder, Andrew Bird, Chris Tomlin, Garth Brooks, Five Finger Death Punch, Slipknot, Corey Taylor. Journey, Styx, Judas Priest, Megadeth, Meg Myers, Sia, Lady Gaga, Garth Brooks, George Strait, The Outfield, Elton John, Billy Joel, Kenny Rogers, Ronnie Milsap, Jerry Reed, Dwight Yoakam, Fleetwood Mac, Commodores, The Police, Sting, Peter Gabriel, Eagles

PODCASTS & YOUTUBE:

Horror, True Crime, Cryptids, Unexplained, Disasters, History, Wildlife, Mummies, Mortuary/Funerary, Archeology, Psychology, Psychiatry

CREATORS: MrBallen, That Chapter, Fascinating Horror, Brief Case, Thoughty2 GOOD THINGS TO KNOW:

I’m sensitive, a weeper. If you're uncomfortable around emotion, I'm probably not for you ;(

I don't always get the joke. Sometimes I take things the wrong way. Executive Dysfunction can be frustrating. Please don't assume I'm simple. I do have standards. I do have ideologies. Sometimes my ire is more than appropriate when someone is being rude, a bully, or just a dick.

I can act like a mom or a big bro. I may encourage you to hydrate more, or eat more protein and fruit. It's because I care, not because you're not meeting standards.

Sometimes I'm very quiet and have not much at all to say. It's probably not. I'm an introvert and need to recharge. Sometimes just sitting quietly together doing our own thing is as nourishing as chatting about all the things while adventuring about town.

I nap A LOT. I sleep a long time. I can sleep almost anywhere, at any time. I'm a night owl IF I get a second wind, but I can still sleep late every. single. day. I'm more of a mid-day person than either morning or night person ;) See link to know more about the Wolf Chronotype.

I am loyal to a fault.

Friends don’t lie.

Please don’t lose my trust once you gain it.

I am moderately toy-experienced as a Top, but VERY inexperienced as a bottom. Can you teach me gently?

I don't own any formal attire and have a bitch of a time finding business-wear that fits well. My "dressed up" is pretty casual (clean, dark or black jeans, button up shirt, and blazer) and I'm a little embarrassed about it, but I'm trying to find better clothes.

I’m re-learning to do my makeup. I can always use pointers/tips/help.

Let's not be too shy about sharing our views and opinions on sensitive subjects. We may have to agree to disagree on some things. And if anything becomes a dealbreaker, so be it. Let's move on amiably. But please don’t assume that being a Christian who votes "Centrist" and has Independent friends who own guns means I’m a right-wing NRA “Trumper”. You may be surprised what MY views actually are when we get a chance to talk things out. And I'm open to new perspectives. I live with ambivalence. I prefer to make decisions knowing both/all sides to an argument.

Small talk can be awkward. Feel free to ask the deep TMI stuff early on. It's easier to learn about each other now than end up heartbroken too late. I’m really good at oversharing, too. I often can’t tell if you're offended and being stoic, or just feeling neutral about something I've said/shared. Please be patient. Let's always be open and honest with each other.

Around me there is always inappropriate laughter, burps, farts, naughty jokes, cursing. If you’re looking for LT friendship or anything intimate, you’ll eventually meet my friends and family and will need to be cool with cursing and the occasionally rank joke or discussion.

I often laugh out loud in public places, even restaurants, and sometimes I send my food back.

I don’t do well in the heat so prefer shade or indoors but definitely venture out as much as possible during the Summer.

I am trying to become debt-free. Please be willing to help pay for all outings, and easy to feed and entertain ;)

DISCLAIMERS*

NO 420, vaping, cigarette or cigar smoking

NO drugs of any kind, including holistic

NO children

ZERO Tolerance for ACAB and anti-military hate speech

ALL Lives Matter. ALL Peoples deserve Opportunity, Safety, and Justice.

Uberfeminism, Atheistic rants, cries of Fascism, Marxists, Anarchists, or male bashing are NOT OK. This is a safe place for kind people looking to thrive.

My Aussiedog Jemma is my furever furbaby soulmate. I talk about her a lot. I also have dog hair on all my clothes and in my car. If you are allergic to dogs, or just don't like dogs, this is a Dealbreaker.

I am afraid of large bully breed dogs. If you have a mastiff or pibble or a cross of either kind, I will probably be weird around them for a while, OR may never be comfortable around them. Once bitten, twice shy.

I live with my hetero BFF and her elderly mom. I probably won’t be able to have you over for games or meals until they are comfortable knowing you for a little while. I’m sorry if this is a Dealbreaker for you. I really do want to share my space(s) with you.

SOCIAL MEDIA

Instagram: JoondalupArts

Follow me for art, doggos, food, snacks, coffee, stupid swlfies (not cute, still don’t delete), current obsessions and random shenanigans.

*Disclaimers aren’t necessarily Dealbreakers if they’re not for you. If we vibe hard on a lot of common interests and ideologies then I’m sure we can be flexible on some of our disclaimers. Thoughts?

[coolrpblog]

"Uhh...Dwight? Do youse wan' a hug? Like...yer def a cool big bro. But I'm pretty sure you need like five huge righ' now. Don' worry, I promise I won' ruin yer image none."

BINGO TIME

Awkwardly he rubs the back of his neck. "Y... yeah... I'm not too worried about people seeing me get a hug though so there's nothing to worry there I think?"

[sonofsaviors]

✨ { I don't mind what muse I think think the premise will be funny and that was enough for me--- }

[Text] Dwight [Sent] : Pst. Dwight. Why did the scarecrow get an award?

[Text] Dwight [Sent] : Cause he was outstanding in his field.

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[Text] Uncle Phillip [Sent] : Hey, Uncle Phill, did you wanna come to my football game next Saturday? We're probably getting pizza after, win or lose. I'd love to see you and Penny. No pressure though. I know you're busy. Also, Chewy says hi.

[sonofsaviors]

Over a period of time, Logan had come to see Dwight as a sort of big brother - Uncle - Father Figure, someone he could talk to and trust. He didn't quite know how the other man saw him, but it didn't appear that the burnt Savior hated him.

Which was nice. Logan knew that keeping friendly was a sign of Dwight's compassionate nature. The boy appreciated it. And did his best to show it - without it crossing into being annoying.

Logan inched a bit closer to the older survivor, clearly wanting a hug, but too shy and unsure to outright ask for one. He swallowed slightly before rubbing the back of his neck, averting eye contact with Dwight.

"You totally missed the do or do not, there is no try." He weakly joked, before frowning. "But... thanks. I'm trying... And I know you're trying too."

“I promise I’ll do better.” (Logan to Dwight)

Dwight glanced over at Logan gently, and he felt himself breath out. He knew those words, he knew that promise. He had been right where Logan was, about a hundred times. Always promising to do better, and failing more often than not. But the failure wasn't the important part, the important part was trying again.

Nodding slowly Dwight spoke, "doing better...it's a process." He said honesty, "one thats long and hard. You'll have to restart more times than you think." He looked at Logan and gave a gentle smile, "but the important thing is to try."

[starcourtking]

"I'm proud of the way you handled yourself today." (Big bro leader boi Dwight here to say hi)

THE CHOSEN starters – accepting

     After the day he’d had, it was nice to have someone say something nice. The words didn’t come off as patronizing, rather the complete opposite: Steve had struggled in the last trial, nearly panicked a couple of times, but worked through the fear to not only save himself, but those alongside him. No matter how alarming things were, he knew he needed to remember that other’s were counting on him. Others who had been here longer, who had gone through more. 

     And their survival was more important than his own.

     “I’m just glad we’re not like…graded or anything. Nearly got myself killed like five times in there. I’m pretty sure the only reason we even made it out was ‘cause you were there helping me out.”

[bruciemilf]

do you have any justice league and bruce hcs? how they get along?

Dude it is so funny you ask me that bc-

Clark: Drinks love Bruce Wayne juice from morning to noon and has absolutely no reservations in that fact. Is Bruce's human translator.

" Your lack of attention to personal safety is endangering the team in battle."

" He's worried about you and wants you to be more careful, okay, Barry?"

" I'll make you tea and dress your wounds."

" He loves you very much!"

Diana: Literally sat on Bruce's cape and refused to move until he agreed to be part of the crew. Bruce and her have conversations with facial expressions alone. Cat and puppy love.

Arthur: That straight dude who adopts a lesbian and acts like her big brother figure but make It Aquabat. " Short skirts, am I right?"

*shrug*

Oliver: Bruce's ACTUAL big brother who knows his true identity and purposefully tells the league embarassing stories about billionaire Gothamite darling Brucie Wayne. " He sucks his thumb still. Kinda cute. I have pictures with it. Wanna see?"

" YEA-"

"No."

Hal: Tries to " Bro out" with Bruce but he's just cringe fail abt it. I could maybe see them as Jim and Dwight from the Office sjsjs

Shazam and Barry: Work kids.

[negansbackdoorwhore]

Love Bites Chp. 4

Summary: Negan and Simon have a talk after hearing something from Dwight (finally updated, sorry for the wait)

Warnings: smut, swearing, angst, fluff, non apocalyptic AU

Negan was feeling a pounding headache when awoke the next morning. He looked at his phone to see it was half past six. He groaned and moved to make his exit. He didn’t want to bother the lovely couple anymore.

-

Y/N heard the slam of the front door and went to check to see Negan gone. The urge to chase him was strong but then she realized he’s a grown man. He can take care of himself, besides she wants to curl next to Simon.

“Hey my love bug. You been awake long?”

“No just heard the front door. Negan left.”

“Well damn not even a goodbye huh?”

She shook her head and returned to resting on Simon’s muscular chest. He lay there rubbing her back and stared into the ceiling. Eventually he heard Y/N lightly snoring and indicating she had fallen back to sleep. Simon smiled and kissed the top of her head, he was about to shut his eyes but heard his phone ringing. He cursed as Y/N stirred.

“Who is it?”

“Shit it’s Dwight. You go back to sleep, I’ll tell you everything later.”

She just mumbled something before turning away from him. Simon made sure to leave the room to not wake her up.

“Hey what’s up man?”

“I’ve got something to tell you. I heard it from others and mostly the girls last night after Negan’s scene.”

“Okay? What is it?”

“I don’t want you to get angry but I can’t control your emotions bro.”

“Fucking spill it already.”

“Negan is in love with your girl. Y/N.”

Simon naturally laughed and brushed off the statement.

“Man Dwighty boy, you are hilarious. C’mon what’s really going on?”

“This is serious shit man. Negan wants Y/N and has been all bitchy because she didn’t want him. I’m just trying to warn you because Negan and Sherry have messed around behind my back. I don’t want you to experience that.”

Simon didn’t respond but he took a few deep breaths to try and calm himself down. His grip tightened onto his phone and began walking in circles.

“Thanks for the information. I’ll handle it. But how are you holding up?”

“Sherry and I are done. I can’t handle knowing she’s been fucking my friend.”

“We’ll talk later.”

“Later man.”

Simon hung up the call and thought to himself about different scenarios in his head. He felt himself getting anxious and called Negan.

-

Negan felt nervous standing outside this restaurant after getting an urgent call from Simon. All he knew was that Simon was serious and he wasn’t even trying to mask the situation at hand. He didn’t want to keep Simon waiting any longer and walked in the front door. His eyes scanned the place before seeing Simon waving him over to the bar. Making his way over toward his friend, he tapped the counter to order a drink.

“So what’s up man. You sounded serious.”

“I’m gonna get straight to the point.”

Negan bit the inside of his cheek and tightened his fist under the counter.

“I know everything.”

“What? Man, you do know everything about me.”

“Apparently not.”

Simon reached for his glass and took a big sip of the dry gin. Negan followed by going to try and sample the whiskey.

“I now know about Sherry and that you want Y/N.”

Negan then violently coughed at what he just heard. He never thought this conversation would happen but here he is.

“What do you mean?”

“Don’t try and bullshit out of this. I know the truth man.”

Negan kept to himself and wanted to be a mouthy asshole but knew it would get him hit.

“I know we’re all buddies but I don’t I can trust you around her. I trust her but you really fucked up Sherry and Dwight.”

“I know, you know all the shit I’ve been through. I’m sorry, but I am in love with Y/N.”

He turned to face Simon and got a swift punch to his nose. The force caused Negan to fall off his stool and groaned in pain.

“You listen here. I’m doing this because I care about you. I’m holding back from fucking killing you, understand this. Y/N chose me and not you, so deal with that.”

Simon put down money for the drinks and watched Negan stand up.

“If you ever try anything with my girl, I will kill you. I promise you that.”

Negan nodded and tried to stop blood dripping on his clothes. Simon made his exit and left his friend at the bar.