#Phillip Blake - Uncle Phill

[sonofsaviors]

Laying in bed, reading a book for English class, Logan heard the chirrup of his phone. Picking it up, he saw the text from Dwight and snickered at the joke.

Yeah, that was a good one. Let's see how you like this one?

[Text] Dwight [Sent]: Why are seagulls called seagulls?

[Text] Dwight [Sent]: Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be called baygulls.

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[Text] Uncle Phillip [Sent]: Awesome! I'm sure Dad and Chewy will be happy to see you! I think you're legally allowed to bring airhorns. But that's just a completely innocent suggestion. OuO Can't wait to see you again. I'll wave when I go to bat!

{ Continued from here with @sonofsaviors }

There's a grin on Dwight's face to the dumb joke. He should be used to it... And here he was falling for it each and every time.

[ TO LI'L BRO ]: And what did the ocean say to the other ocean?

[ TO LI'L BRO]: Nothing, they just waved.

That'll get him.

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Philip's considering his options... He really should spend more time with Penny and support the little nephew he's apparently accidentally added to the family...

[ TO RISING STAR]: Yeah I'll be there. I'll bring along Penny too, don't you worry. Say hi back to Chewy for me, I love that fluff ball. How loud do you want me to yell to cheer you on? I'll annoy the whole country if I have to!