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Dumb fucking bitch hours being 24/7 on soldier floor pt3
Genesis, practicing with a lightning materia, has managed to overload the grit plunging the entire building into darkness for multiple hours. (It included multiple people breaking down Lazards door, not only the usual coffee machine theft but also the microwave, Genesis complaining that with a fire materia he could be a light source and Zack actually trying that and almost lighting the building on fire in addition to the power outage)
Lazard has given Genesis back the fire materia, because they already have multiple sprinklers in case of fire and are therefore more equipped to handle -both accidentally or purposeful- arson.
Now that both coffee machine and microwave are missing Lazard is no longer to heat up his pre made coffee. Lazard is not amused.
He has given Angeal the task of buying a new one. The first class Soldier is greatly agonizing over the prospect off spending money.
Sephiroth has taken to befriending the cats that Zack keeps dropping off in Lazards office. Sephiroth has started to name them.
Zack has meanwhile turned getting coffee for the entire floor into his daily workout, going to furthest coffee shop for maximum efficiency. That has the consequence of the coffee being somewhat cold upon arriving at Lazard.
#The great coffee drought is not good for anyone#The only reason Genesis is barrable is cause he was getting coffee from fantasy Starbucks™ the entire time.#Zack is having a great time#He isn't allowed coffee anyway#So he doesn't care#Sephiroth deeply cares fore the cats#ff7#genesis rhapsodos#sephiroth#angeal hewley#crisis core#zack fair#ags#lazard deusericus#Dumb fucking bitch hours
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they are ignoring my big beautiful pathetic himbo wife and his cute little platypus tail that he has for some tank part reason im too dumb to understand why
#how can u laugh 😿 this is not a JOKE 😾⁉️⁉️⁉️#love the way starscream was smiling and entertained by demo's people pleasing and having to make himself frown#so he can make demo even more exasperated by his apathy#'it's funny when he nags cyclonus but he can stfu around me pls '#part of what makes armada starscream so cool is demo taking a lot of the more pathetic sides of his ppl pleasing#starscream's ppl pleasing is more for competitive career (power) reasons and fear#demo's tries to be but also he just wants megatron to like him and be nice to him pls :(#whereas megs actually likes starscream and wants him to succeed one day just not today lol#and starscream is like no wtf ure weird i just want ur position . gtfo#it's like the one worker the manager wants to make a new manager one day but the worker hates it there & just does whats needed then leaves#& trains new ppl by being like 'yea so the fuckass manager likes it like this so if u see him then do that shit but heres how i do it lol'#new ppl being mini cons who hes like that cool younger adult to wholl send ppl home instantly if theyre sick & is chilled but professional#meanwhile demo is the suck up tryhard who just needs to put the fries in the bag bro#he wants to be manager so bad but hes also annoying and dumb and megs just wants him to leave his office so he can pretend 2 work#cyclonus is the broke guy who just goofs off bcs if he gets fired then he gets fired but they havent yet bcs theyre understaffed#n he knows it too. he sleeps on the job if it slows down for 1 second. but hes an adrenalin junkie who can get distracted#demo wants meg to want his effin cookje so freaking bad... i love pathetic men#sideways secretly has 3 jobs total & 2 of them are at their competitors' who pay better so he dgaf abt this one#he never picks up shifts and doesnt care abt working less hours. hes hust here for the drama tbh#he clocks in wondering if demo will ever get that megadck hes been bitching abt#he clocks out a disappointed fujoshi#it's ok bcs karen hot rod who works at their competitors comes storming in with his kids & needs rizzed up#by either starscream or sideways bcs they fucked up his kids' orders on purpose after hr gave them a spiel abt their long list of allergies#demolisher#starscream#cyclonus#transformers#maccadam#tf armada#sideways
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my ass is not getting into heaven with these pink haired pete wentz pictures on my computer dawg 🤣
#sorry if ive been psycho posting for the last few hours#<- actually i have noooo idea what ive been posting maybe i made 3 whole posts but it feels like a lot#was supposed to be working on my resume but ive just been on flickr the whole day#now im on smugmug which.. didnt know people actually use that site#feels like a photospam website. the quantity of pictures from 1 show is more than i see ever#which i guess flickr is like a portfolio thing and smugmug is for posting on your silly blog spot yadda yadda who cares#do you sometimes feel like you can/have to talk constantly and you notice that youre being annoying but you cant stop it from happening#like yesterday i noticed i was just starting a convo every 3 seconds and annoying everyone else. im like that dumb fairy from loz#hey look at this hey did you know hey do you ever think about hey hey hey. like shut the fuck up bitch damn
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I know I’ve talked about it before but I started playing baldur’s gate again and I found another fat character! This one is a woman, she’s also a villain and she’s really greedy so yaaay diversity
#captain’s own#dumb bitch hours#personal logs#i’m SO fucking annoyed#how many evil fat people are you gonna have game#can’t fucking make a character with my body type but the body type’s in the game as disgusting villains
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i feel like an idiot 99% of the time and that 1% is only because i tried to be poetic and use a big word when trying to explain my idiocy. i’ll feel like an idiot for writing that later on anyways.
#sad bitch hours#i'm sad#spilled ink#aspiring writer#i hate it here#i’m sorry#im sorry#i am an idiot#why am i an idiot#idiocy#idiot#idk anymore#i’m just really fucking dumb
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Some of those doctors make hating oat milk their entire personality. I hate them. Cannot pretend to find them funny or like i give a shit. Fucking pretentious assholes
#also my colleague (the girl i had my shift with) is the exact opposite of me in all aspects. asked me if I'd ever worked in customer service#because i couldn't care less about being fake friendly to assholes and don't care if they like the service or not#like bitch those people don't have any other choice but drink our fucking coffee it's not like I'm competing with anyone#or like they pay us in any way. i get paid for doing the dumb work i have to do not for stroking some dumb ass doctors' egos#they come out of their rooms once an hour to get coffee and we have the cups on the table and i wouldn't even Think of#HANDING them the cups and smiling sweetly at them and asking 'coffee? tea?? :))'#I'll just assume these grown adults will get their stupid coffee or tea when they want some. it's not like they don't know where it is#(and i AM friendly and smile when someone is coming in our direction but why the fuck do you need to get so disgustingly friendly with them#if someone held up a cup asking if i.want some coffee I'd leave immediately even if i came just for coffee. it's creepy)#anyway. she's nice. I'm not.#there's normal people who will get their coffee and maybe ask if the milk in the little jug is cow milk to which I'll happily reply 'yes#:)'. then there's the other people who see the oat milk and make it clear they are the most insufferable people on the planet#(and i pity their patients so much. not much to choose from i guess but if i had that as a doctor I'd happily just die)#like everyone who took oatmilk could do it without making a fuss about the cow milk on the table. the cow milk lovers could never#'the oat milk is in front of the actual milk. this is unacceptable. i hate such healthy bullshit' lol okay#'OAT milk?? I'll leave this to the horses! THANK GOD you have actual milk!'#my favorite was the one who really took personal offense with its sheer presence. as if it had killed half of his patients lmao#'we had 50 patients with xyz problem. ALL of them drink oat milk. they cannot see the connection. it's really unhealthy'#at this point i just said i didn't care and stopped paying attention and he started complaining to his doctor colleague about how#oat milk is advertised to be healthy and how it's actually the opposite and i just find that very funny compared to the first comment#from that one guy who doesn't like such healthy bullshit. you guys need to find a consensus on the oatmilk issue i think. no one takes you#seriously if you contradict yourself like this. also i couldn't care less about the healthiness of the milk alternative of my choice. bitch.#next week I'll end up killing someone. i hope they all die from their cow milk. (but not the ones who took cow milk and didn't say anything#about the oat milk. they can continue living as they didn't annoy me)#void screams#some of these doctors were actually quite nice (most of them even). one even brought an applicant to us telling her to get some coffee#(which we are not allowed to give to applicants. but i don't care. I'd rather they get something than some of the asshole jury members#who hate oat milk (which is not the issue. the issue is them making it everybody else's issue that they don't like oat milk))
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words arent simply enough for me to express my love for my friends
#i would do anything for them#hold their hair while they are ouking yes#let them talk about their interests for hours yes#comfort them when they are crying over a fucking dumb boy who dont deserve them yes#making spells that will make everything go bad in their life for that dumb asshole bitch ex boyfriend yes#like i said anything
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THEY TOOK ACE'S CUNTY BOOTS AND GAVE HIM SOME FUCKING LOAFERS!!!! THAT SHOULD GET !!!THEM!!! EXECUTED
#fucking monitors to watch the execution like a football match#HAVE SOME RESPECT#oh now garp has a fit. COULDNT THIS HAOOEN LIKE IDK 6 HOURS AGO???? A WEEK AGO????? WTF#the marines are dumb. oh a war is coming oh this will change the world. THEN DONT DO IT#50 fucking boats.....#are they gonna leave him there for 3 hours or do the stairs take that fucking long. godamn youre already going to kill him why the torture#bitch not the sun again. enough about the sun shining on ace i cant take it#and btw how come you cant go around the gates. they can only be so big#more fucking stairs... if i were there i would just say yo get it over with right there. im not walking that many stairs to get killed lmao#the guy saying ace has the power to destoy the world... yeah!! and he should bc what the fuck is this!!!#fucking garp!!! coward!!!!!!!#I KNEW IT I KNEW!!!#AND THE FUCKING BUBVLES AGAIN!!! KMS KMS KSM#oh he is so right to take his mothers name and everything. like why all this. they already killed his father lmao whats the big deal#also youre telling me they ware after ace when he wasnt even born AND his mother kept him inside her for 20 months and DIED#all this for roger fucking around!!!!#new opening with ace.... kms once again#why is literally everybody in the opening. theyre gonna leave luffy in pieces god.....#also luffy not knowing all this. like your brother is the son of the pirate king. damn#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 459
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Drinking a beer and blasting rammstein and doing my clinical lab science homework and every time I think of an answer that sounds awesome I go, "Hell yea! Thats right bitch!" as if I were watching a game and my favorite team just scored.
#me as I finally realize this case study is about diabetic ketoacidosis:#'OH SHIT THATS RIGHT WHOS SMART THIS BITCH RIGHT HERE I FIGURED IT OUT FUCK YEA'#actually im gonna feel real dumb if thats not even the answer bc i worked on this for a few hours lol#its me im my favorite sports team and the game is life
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"we can't treat chronic things in the ER" yes i know i wouldn't trust you to diagnose me properly anyway but can you actually perform your basic job duties and fucking hydrate me without making me fight to get a fucking bag of I.V fluids going
#nurse flat out refused to get off me i went ''stop touching me'' and this bitch said ''no'' baby girl you directly violated my consent#i am gonna have a field day especially considering there were witnesses to this whole ER visit and the repeat violation of my rights#you fucked with the wrong mf bitch#once i am mentally stable for longer than two hours it's over for you bitches#dumb ass shit ☾☁️ ࣪ ִִִִִִִִֶֶֶֶֶֶֶֶָָָָָָָ⭒𓂃🐇
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OH MY GOD. I just remembered about how in college I wrote a play Specifically about my experiences as a fat lesbian and my drama club said they wanted to put it on and I said “Okay, it needs four fat people. I’ll be one of them.” And they said “oof we can’t find three other fat people. Could we cast skinny people instead?”
#captain’s own#dumb bitch hours#I’m sorry I’m moody today#and it’s like I didn’t ask them to put on my show#I submitted it and said “hey I really 100% don’t mind if mine doesn’t get picked cause I know it’s kinda alienating”#and they said “no! No! We wanna do your play :)”#god my senior year was So Fucked up
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It's not micromanaging if your employee legit goes out of her way to not use any of the resources available to her.
#work rant#fucking dumb bitch#what did you DO for the first 2 hours of your shift?#clearly it wasn't anything important since your first email didn't even go out until almost noon
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WHO the FUCK was going to remind me that it’s DAYLIGHTS SAVINGS TODAY! I missed my therapy meeting!
#I blame the government#who’s bright idea was it to change the time every six month like that isn’t going to cause issue#‘oh it’s becuase of the sun and hours of light’ who gives a shit#I would rather wake up in the fucking dark or whatever the fuck than have to reprogram my body to a hour difference#you know how annoying reprogramming shit is?#do you know how annoying reprogramming living shit that will yell and scream and cry at a change in their schedule is#I want my fucking continuity man#don’t change the fucking hours#it’s stupid and dumb and I hate it and I want to find the person who decided that this was a good idea and fucking kill them several times#I will travel to hell to fuck with them because I know for a fact they ain’t in heaven#fuck daylight savings#that bitch can die in a hole
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what applying the term emotional labor to daily interactions should’ve meant: i have a better grasp of my own personal needs and how those intersect with caring for other people. i can now better manage my own energy and monitor when it’s low so i can take steps to recharge it and not take it out on those i love when i simply have a low supply. i am going to care so much more efficiently now!
what people have taken it as: cArInG aBouT OTHerS is SoOoOooo hARD why does no one think about ME the MAIN CHARACTER!!! if anyone makes me perform even one act of giving a fuck i am going on an emotional labor STRIKE!!!!!!!!
#everything you do costs emotional labor you dumb fucks#trying to live a life where you avoid doing it completely is literally impossible#and causes you to have shitty and unfulfilling relationships#if you and every person you talk to are so concerned about preserving yourselves away from having to do emotional labor#then no one will give a fuck about anyone#which is exactly what’s happening right now#does the phrase labor of love mean NOTHING to you#and not only that#it’s very selfish for y’all to want and assume that every person around you is going to be willing to do emotional labor for YOU#can’t tell you how many times i see people talking about the relationship they want#which is at best a glorified emotional punching bag and service dog levels of attentiveness to them#yet they have no interest in even offering a crumb of anything to others#like news flash the sun doesn’t shine out of your ass you need to put in effort for people#my god#ren is bitching hours
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Happy 10 years to the day of these screen caps I posted that absolutely blew up🎉 just popped off in my notes again somehow. What the fuck.
The (not-so) subtle messages in Futurama are the best
#I think hands down my most popular post. this and the dumb bitch hours are 24 fucking 7#that’s right 13 whole years and I’ve had two entire posts crack 100.000 innnncredible /hj#oh wait also my vine compilation so that’s THREE whole posts hmm that’s right
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So not only did planned parenthood delete my appointment despite me having the confirmation page screenshotted and ready, the dumbass piece of shit I was delivering a wheelchair to for free fucking JUST NEVER APPEARED so I drove all the way across town and just sat there honking my horn and lost my best pair of headphones in the following incandescent rage
#she goes i thought youd text when youre here#im too poor for that you DUMB BITCH i never said that we said be here at this time im on my way#im disabled as fuck i know your ass couldve been sitring right the fuck where you said otd be but no! no no no no why would you putANY#ANY effort into makimg suee you dont screw over the person driving you a free piece of medical equipemnt#why would you try at all why would you look outside to see whps honking why would upu be waiting for them where you said youd be???#better to kust exist and let rhe other person do evrtyhring for you and if theu get fucked well thats a them probpem am o right#FUCK#its an HOUR ROUNDDRICE TO GET TO TOWN
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