#Dukexiety

[maddragonfruit]

Honestly mutually toxic Remus and anyone is great, platonic or romantic it just makes me feel things

Save me mutually toxic pre-aa dukeceit... save me...

[orbch]

c!thomas: somehow this feels like third wheeling…

[instantromannoodles]

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

Remus: Virgil is so cute, he squeaks like a squeaky toy when you hug him!

Virgil: that's the sound of the air being forced out of my lungs as your arms crush my ribs, Remus

[ethan-torchios-bitch]

patton: fight me

virgil: *standing behind him* touch him and you’ll regret it

janus: *standing behind both of them* touch either of and you won’t live long enough to regret anything

remus, behind janus with a huge knife: *waves*

[brandstifter-sys]

Virgil: What if Remus secretly is Florida Man?

Virgil: He denied it on camera but he can lie...

Virgil: I have proof. That's why I need more red thread

Roman: Just ask him on a date like a normal person

Janus: Or continue to suffer and drive yourself insane

Remus: Or you could kidnap me and torture me until I confess! And then we can make out!

Virgil: ...

Remus: I have a ton of red thread too~

[betamash]

Babygirl

Based off of @where-are-the-spooky-gays-2 and their comic.

Have a great day, folks.

[dukeyeatsdeodorant]

Roman makes spotify playlists for his crush

Virgil makes poems for his crush

Patton bakes treats for his crush

Logan buys books that he thinks his crush would like so he can talk to them about it

Janus knits for his crush. I don't know how to explain this and I won't.

Remus kills for his crush.

This can be applied to any ship :)

[spoondrifts]

moar

1 / 2 / 3 / 4

[pencilpat]

Virgil Sanders are heat-seeking creatures.......

[r4bblerouser]

take this old dukexiety vampire stuff while i work on comms

[skeletinmoss]

Ok, so big mistake on my part. Deleted a request I just completed. I couldn't redact it so I panicked, and I forgot that requests don't get back in my inbox if I do that. Basically request was to do a triple fusion of Virgil, Remus and Roman

I'm calling it kingxiety

I'm really sorry that mistake happened. But you still got yourself a cool art

[loganslowdown4]

Virgil: I told Patton I would make dinner today because he always does it but I’m freaking out now because I have no idea what to cook or where to even start???

Remus: *pouring milk directly into a cereal box* And I’M the first person you thought to come to for help?

[rattys-prinxiety-countdown]

@where-are-the-spooky-gays-2 @analogical-interactions I made a meme for us

[sandersontheside]

What Your Favorite Sanders Sides Ship Says About You

Inspired by Eldena Doubleca5t's excellent series!

Prinxiety: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of getting dunked on. Also, you probably watched BBC Merlin at some point.

Analogical: Your ideal relationship dynamic is two cats on opposite ends of the same couch.

Anxceit: Your addiction to edgy boys got so bad that one day you decided: [spongebob meme] What’s better than ONE edgy boy? TWO edgy boys!

Dukexiety: I’m not saying you for sure see a therapist, but I am saying with as much love as possible, that maybe you should.

Moxiety: You are touch starved. You don't want to be hugged, you want to use another human being as a weighted blanket.

Logicality: Your ideal relationship dynamic is sitcom wife x sitcom husband.

Intruality: Either "I can fix him" or "I can make him worse" depending on which side you're projecting on

Royality: Your ideal relationship dynamic is himbo x himbo, and you have so much ADHD.

Remrom: 🚨 FBI OPEN UP 🚨

Logince: How's that crush on your much more extroverted best friend going?

Intrulogical: Looking back on your childhood, you can pinpoint The Master from Doctor Who as the beginning of your crippling addiction to the most unhinged characters known to fiction.

Lociet: Half of you came here from shipping L and Light in Death Note, and half of you came here from shipping Sherlock and Moriarty in BBC Sherlock.

Dukeciet: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of committing arson together.

Roceit: Your ideal relationship dynamic is just that tumblr post that's like "go fuck yourself" "fuck me yourself, coward."

Mociet: I'm not saying you for sure have daddy issues, but I am saying I would be surprised if you didn't

LAMP/DLAMP(polycule): You don’t like to make decisions.

Nicomas: And, finally, you are a firm believer in keeping things canon and keeping things wholesome. You just want good things for Thomas, and really, who wouldn't?

[ethan-torchios-bitch]

virgil: i love murder mysteries!

remus, trying to impress him: i’ve been a suspect in seventeen murder cases