#Dramatic irony

[futurebird]

[Image Descriptions: A photo of the bottom of an iron. Text "Iron!!" the price is ten euros. There is a button to "Message Seller"

The photo of the bottom of the iron, has a reflection, the steam holes line up with the face of the person taking the photo with their smart phone making them look like an alien being with too many eyes.

The next image is Mulder from X-Files exiting a door with the text "Scully. You're not gonna believe this."

Then there is a screen cap of the hash tag:

#Benedict cumberbatch tw ]

.....

As it turns out the person who posted this photo really is an alien, but they were hiding it and no one suspected a thing. They decided to sell some items online as it was "what normal non-aliens would do"

But, the distorted image caused people to suspect them and soon their secret was exposed!

This is an example of what we call: "dramatic irony"

[elexuscal]

i'm such a sucker for dramatic irony at first meetings.

Prince Zuko raging at the heavens about needing to capture the Avatar. PresAux grousing about they contractually obligated spyware rent-a-cop. Captain Laurence privately despairing how this dragonet is going to ruin his career and personal life both.

Buddy!! That's your life changing friendship right there!!!

[dickgray-sin]

Rip Shakespeare you would have loved superbat identity porn 😔

[sweetteaanddragons]

I have seen a lot of Batman fic where Jason (as Red Hood) and Tim (as a civilian) are both kidnapped by bad guys and the bad guys try to convince Red Hood to give up information by torturing Tim on the theory that Tim is a kid, Red Hood protects kids, maybe Red Hood will be convinced to do the thing. Usually a lot of the drama in these stories come from Tim being convinced that Jason isn't even going to care that he's being tortured, and Jason actually caring very much but still not able to give up the info for whatever reason. (He doesn't actually have the info, it will endanger a large number of civilians, etc.)

And don't get me wrong: I love these stories. I devour them like popcorn.

But.

But I do think it would be fun to see a role reversal where someone kidnaps Tim as Robin and Jason as a civilian because they want info from Robin, and they torture Jason to get the info on the theory that hey, Jason is a civilian and Robin protects civilians, and they know torturing Robin won't work, every two-bit villain has tried that before, but maybe if they're threatening an innocent civilian -

Jason is pretty much convinced that Tim is not going to care if he gets beaten up! That Tim is going to probably consider it justice if he gets beaten up! But he can't just say that because then these guys will just kill him, and he really doesn't want to die again, so he just has to hope that Tim wants to see him beaten up badly enough to keep his mouth shut.

Meanwhile, Tim is over here having far more complicated feelings than Jason suspects and also really desperately does not want Jason to die again, because he has been there, seen that, gotten that depressed Batman and Nightwing t-shirt, and just no.

If anyone knows of a story where this is a thing, I would love to see it.

[whumpybobbert]

[iamnotshazam]

having a blorbo in greek mythology and epics is like the ancient world version of realizing the tv show had a different writer for the one episode your critter was wildly out of character and everyone is like "oh that's so them!" ??? did we watch the same show? helen of troy/sparta is a slut no wait she is a perfect woman no no she is a flawed human being no hold on she's a woman making her way in a man's world wait no she is the archetypal victim no wait-

not coincidentally i am reading madeline miller's the song of achilles for the first time and odysseus just showed up halfway through and odysseus'ed across the page so hard he made me fall in love with him all over again. achilles/patroclus is some foundational tragic queer romance, yeah i respect that, but odysseus. the laughing snake that tricks you into forgetting he is always ready to bite. my man

i bet he is a tricky character to write well but as long as he falls somewhere on the wile e. coyote <--> bugs bunny spectrum he is probably in character. because his character is to be tricksily varied. is he just a dude trying to get home? is he a larger than life hero? a rat bastard nobody can trust? the one male in hellas with a working brain who doesn't listen only to his dick or his overinflated ego? a wifeguy (positive)? a wifeguy (negative)? athena's special boy in this generation (telemachus and orestes wiping their noses on their blankets still)? or her latest mortal hackeysack, legs blurring in a looney tunes run between zany schemes, just a bit faster than the other doomed shmucks? all are intensely valid interpretations and go all the way back to homer 2800 years ago. incredible.

someone in the book is making fun of odysseus for bragging about how much he likes the ship, fresh from ithaca!! penelope modeled for the figurehead!!! he gets to see her while they're apart!!!! and that's why i set the book down for a minute. hgn. hdmahflshsk. odysseus sweetie pie i hope you still like it twenty years from now. the ghosts of my middle school english notes defining "dramatic irony" scream in ecstasy from the great beyond

[anthurak]

The funny thing when you realize Moxxie likely would have had no trouble at all with the Emberlyn job because he probably would have opted for sniping from across the street.

And of course if he's still using that blessed sniper rifle he swiped from Striker, then that holy piece of merch would have done jack shit XD

[justletmeon12]

Emily: "I actually have a really good magnet to decorate one of your drones with."

Thermal detonator cost flashes onscreen

[ikebanaka]

Silco is such an insane fucking character, and it just hit me I never made a post about it. An oversight on my part, my apologies.

Anyways, the reason Silco is such an insane fucking character is that he is the embodiment of dramatic irony. Everything he is and does absolutely radiates dramatic irony. As I just told my best friend, if dramatic irony were actual radiation this motherfucker would the Chernobyl elephant's foot immediately post meltdown, with equally fatal and toxic results for everyone around him.

Let's run down the list, shall we?

He named Jinx for being the reason her father died, became her father, and then she became the reason he died. Just. Full circle on the accidental father killing.

Vander tried to kill him for being too violent and not caring about the lives being lost (your interpretation may be different, but that's what I've landed on). I uh, I don't think I have to explain the dramatic irony there. But to add a second layer, with this interpretation Vander tried to drown Silco to protect the Undercity from him (because he was wasting lives), but after Vander died he became the Undercity's greatest protector.

He is the Shimmer dealer in the Undercity, and while Shimmer provides minor healing and temporary strength, it eventually kills everyone who uses it. This is a direct fucking parallel to how he runs the Undercity; to his methods for trying to elevate the people of Zaun. And he himself relies on Shimmer to stay alive!

When he crashed the meeting of the Chem Barons, he proved that all of them were ironically incapable of surviving in the very air of the territory they claimed.

And when those two Barons tried to off him? The very child that he would've had killed in punishment (oops, there's another layer of irony for the protector of Zaun) was already dead because of the attack on the Shimmer factory. Whiiiich was the reason that Baron attacked him in the first place, to close the loop.

Now, I am fairly fresh off a rewatch, but all of this is still off the top of my head. There is for sure stuff that I'm missing. If anyone has additions I welcome them.

[fearbehere]

you know the end before it starts

wolf in white van, john darnielle / the secret history, donna tart / gone girl, dir david fincher / the illiad, homer / seven pounds, did gabriele muchino / oresteia, robert ickle / the raven boys, maggie stiefvater / they both die at the end, adam silvera / romeo and juliet, william shakespeare / war of the foxes, richard siken

[forestphantom05]

Still thinking about the 1st time I saw this scene (7yrs old at the time).

And when Jack goes: "Are you sure that's wise boy? Crossing blades with a pirate?"

I am just giddy, thinking: "You don't know who that is! Legolas is going to kick your butt!"

See, I didn't quite understand the whole: actors can play different roles thing, yet, but (somehow) I understood the concept of immortality from LoTR.

And despite there being a whole ass prolong at the beginning of Pirates where we see Will Turner as a kid, I was convinced that since Legolas was immortal, this was just him a thousand years later after the events of Lord of The Rings with a different name to hide who he really is.

As the movie went on, I eventually understood, but still, I'll never forget that moment my 7yrs old brain concepted some dramatic irony of the prince of Mirkwood being warned against fighting some wobbly guy in a hat.

[eri-pl]

A fic in need of a name (I'll be grateful for ides, not necessarily will use, but I'll be grateful) and maybe some proofreading

<2k words. No TWs, very fluffy. Lúthien and Finrod talk about art.

One warning: IDK how to explain, but: my friend dfw and everyone else who sees Lúthien as unfairly treated well by the narrative: I do kind of admire this unfairness in this fic. Also, she has an …intense personality here. Read at your own discretion.

Lúthien looked at Finrod with her strange, Light-filled-but-not eyes. “Why are my songs so boring to you?”

They stood under the stars and the new moon, in a small glade, now filled with nightingales that looked at the princess of Doriath and whistled, as if pleading her to continue.

“I would not call them boring.”

“You do not say it, but they seem dull to you. Dear cousin, you don't need to speak in courtly lies with us. Never. We are not— hypocrites.” She almost said “Noldor”, he could feel it from her. So who was the hypocrite there? The princess continued: “I simply seek to know how to sing better.”

Despite being born from an union of an elf and an Ainu, she was in many ways like a child. All the Sindar were so. Finrod smiled, but didn't try to conceal his thoughts about the conversation. There were some secrets he needed to keep from her keen mind, but if his feelings could be revealed without enraging anyone…  “They are beautiful, but there is never any conflict in then,” he said gently, observing Lúthien's reaction.

It wasn't anger, but surprise. “Why would a song need strife to be good?”

This gave Finrod pause. How could she have questioned something as obvious as one of the fundamental laws of art? But indeed, the ancient songs — from the Journey, and even the early ones from Aman — did not have any strife in them. Just like hers, they were about things and people simply …being. 

He pondered about it for a while, until the answer came to him. “Without conflict, there's no change. No progress. No clear point to end the song.”

“You end the song when you don't want to sing anymore. Or when you want to sing a different one,” said Lúthien in a tone that was half curious and half patronizing. “Besides, we didn't really have time until recently. At least we didn't have anything to measure its passing. Maybe except me and Daeron maturing. Hey! This is a change. Cherries blooming, bushes growing — that's progress. Walks in the woods—” she put the last idea into action, leaving the glade.

Finrod joined her and they went between the tall beeches, on the forest floor filled with violets and niphredili. “A song about nature never really reaches any destination. Flowers grow and die, and then new ones come to life. It's not a true change.”

“You can't simply replace a rose with another, or a yesteryears’ snowdrop with the next springs’ one. Hmmm, you're a Noldo, you do not know flowers well enough to notice them, so maybe you could. But even then: we do change. We grow. I was a child and now I'm a woman.”

Finrod didn't reply and for a while they just walked.

“You need songs that are about sorrow, don't you?” asked Lúthien softly. “Due to— your king and all that.”

“And all of that… Yes. I think we do. We do need art which promises a change mightier than just the turn of seasons, which tells us that the darkness may one day end and makes it almost— makes it possible to believe. And to achieve this, you do need to start with the darkness.”

“I was born in darkness, dear cousin. Under the stars,” she said, gesturing at the sky, but the moon’s narrow crest peeking between the branches spoiled her reference. 

“I mean a different kind of darkness, sweet child of the stars. Deeper. Not a darkness that never saw light, but darkness that saw light and—” Finrod shivered. “Darkness that comes after the light is gone, not before it's born. Darkness without a single star to break it.”

“I don't think I can imagine it. Still, I'm sure there is a way to sing interesting songs without making them all about violence.”

“Not all conflict is violence.”

“But it's all— you, Noldor, absolutely love to argue. We try to understand each other instead.” 

“So do I.” 

They awoke a sleeping deer at a distance, but it didn't run away like most beasts of Beleriand used to, it only watched them cautiously.

“Well, this is true, you don't argue that much. Anyway, maybe that's it. When people meet and get to know each other more, it also grows in time. And it means more than flowers.”

“Maybe. Is that how you see art here in Doriath?”

“No. As Daeron sees it, the supreme art is: you see a thing. Then you see another thing. Then you see them together in a way that awakens new meanings in both of them. And then you weave all that into words with enough alliteration. The same with music: you play a motive, then another motive, and then you marry them to each other. This makes the verse, the chorus and the ending.”

They entered a denser part of the forest and now walked a narrow path, surrounded by blackberries, bushes and ferns.

“What if the motives don't fit together?”

“He would say it means you're a mediocre musician. But… I think if they don't fit you need to find a way to force them. Or, rather, help them. Change one or the other into a different mode. Or change the tuning. Or keep playing the harp but add singing to it and tell everyone that it had been your plan since the beginning.”

“You can't change the rules of art.”

“What force is going to forbid me?”

Finrod laughed. “I don't think it's that easy, but maybe you are right. Maybe there is a way to reconcile both of our ideas. To create art that is not boring, but not violent either. But I do not know where to even start looking for inspiration.” Right now, the bushes clinging to his clothing and pulling on the delicate embroidery weren't particularly inspiring. 

“You always seek something, wandering here and there. I'm sure you will find a lot of wonderful inspiration.”

“Don't you want to travel?”

“Oh, I love to travel!” said Lúthien in a laughing voice. “But in Doriath you can discover wonders too! Maybe the same answers that you seek far away I'll find in here. Or maybe we'll both find sorrow.”

Finrod blinked. That had been a strange turn of the conversation, but not the first of them. “I don't think beauty can exist without sorrow.”

“Then should I wish sorrow beyond measure for both of us?”

“That would be a very Noldorin approach to art, wouldn't it?” he asked half-jesting, but curious.

“Sorrow and strife aren't the same.”

“How are they not? Sorrow is born from loss, and loss is born from violence.”

“When I was a child, I cried about clouds disappearing, because I knew I'd never see any of them again. And yet nobody took them away from me by force. And I wouldn't fight for the clouds, as that would make no sense. So I remembered them. But it's not really the same.”

As Lúthien spoke, they entered a small clearing and, as if responding to her, a small cloud hid the moon and hung above them, backlined with silver. A few others passed nearby: fuzzy dark shapes, but not as dark as— Finrod looked away from the sky, back at the princess.

“You could see clouds in the starlight?”

“Of course. Can't you?” She looked back at him with wide eyes.

“Not with enough detail to miss them. I never looked much into the sky anyway, not back then.”

They left the clearing. The forest was even darker now, but there was a peace to it.

“You Noldor are so strange. I wish I would know you better.”

“I wish I could understand you better too.”

“I have an idea.” Without saying more, Lúthien led him to a small grassy hill, not even as tall as the surrounding trees. A narrow path went upwards. “I'll show you another way in which we entertain ourselves here—well, I do— but first tell me, cousin, what would you want if you could wish for anything?”

“To meet my loved ones again,” said Finrod quietly. “I'm not sure how this would happen, unless— but even then… I'm sorry. You deserve better than hearing about any of that.”

“Only so little?” Lúthien laughed, though it felt forced. “I want everything! I want a love like my parents’, but let it be even more so. I want songs to be sung about me— not only by Daeron — songs that even to you would sound interesting. I want to behold the most beautiful treasure in the world. I want to be free and to fly. I want to sing a song mightier than my mother’s. I want to seek a star and wear it as a trinket. I want—” She paused as they reached the top. “No, now it's your turn. What would you want if you could ask for anything?”

“I want there to be a solution to all that.”

“All what?”

He looked away. “All the darkness I won't trouble you with.”

“If you won't, surely someone else will.”

“Even so, I shall not.”

“Then try not to trouble yourself with it either, at least for now. Only look.” Lúthien lied on the hillside and tumbled down, like a log, if logs could laugh loudly. 

She rose from the grass at the bottom and began walking back. “You are humble and I do ask for so much. But it's alright if I can't have any of that. I'm not stubborn. Well, I am not as stubborn as some believe. But if I can, I do want all of my wishes to come true. And I want to travel. To see strange lands beyond stormy seas, cities both old and young and alien, new countries my mother never knew, never dreamed of… To have my home there. I hope I will not miss her too much.”

“You know such places may not even exist. Except maybe one—” Finrod shivered at the very thought, even though they were miles South from there and under Melian’s Girdle. “—but nobody would ever go there of their own will, especially not someone like you, sweet princess. And about all other lands your mother could surely tell you. After all—” 

Lúthien waved her hand dismissively. “Yes, she saw the world before it was born and sang it into being. It's boring how everybody keeps reminding me about that. But she is also my mother. Of course I desire to reach beyond her, that's how it is with mother's and daughters. Also, how would you know there's no place unknown for her, Noldo? You've barely seen any of Beleriand, and yet you try to tell me how the world is?” Her words were a challenge, but her tone was friendly.

Finrod bowed his head. “That is true. Neither of us have seen much yet. But if you ever find such a place…”

The princess stood next to him again, picking leaves of grass from her hair. “I will surely show it to you. Though you could probably wish for a better guide.” 

Finrod smiled, remembering the chaotic string of excited tangents that the last few days have been. “Many things could be better, your guidance isn't by far the first of them. And anyway I am really glad to be here with you, Lúthien. You are very kind and fascinating. And I'm honored to learn the customs of your people.”

“Like tumbling from tops of hills? It's not a very Noldo—”

“That's the point.” Finrod lay on the grass and let the steepness of the terrain pull him down. 

It felt only half as bumpy as he'd expected, and in its strange, wild way liberating.

[littlesmartlady]

yes i am literally Ryan Gosling

[novlr]

[kataraavatara]

do you think george was giggling and kicking his feet when he wrote about Aegon’s death “(Some argue that only Ser Gyles himself could have done so, but it would be unthinkable for a knight of the Kingsguard to take the life of the king he had sworn to protect.”

[sspookyspoonss]

So I went to emo night last night at the club, the first MCR song that played (and the first time the club actually popped off) was Dead!

Then I found out that my Grandad had died.

In the hospital. Of something that was in his heart (and other places).

Gerard killed my fucking grandad.