#Dracula Master List

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I really like this russian edition of classic books. Letting famous artists do the covers in YA style was such a simple but clever decision. According to the recent study the number of teenage readers increased, possibly thanks to these covers. I own traditional classics with blank covers but if I ever see one of these in the wild, it’ll probably make me go feral.

Here are some of my favs:

Dracula (art by Renibet)

2.Jane Eyre (art by Ulunii)

3. Little women (art by чаки чаки)

4. The Idiot (the hedgehog-omg-) (art by Xinshi)

5. Pride and Prejudice (art by Cactusute)

6. War and Peace (art by Xinshi)

7. Wuthering Heights (art by Renibet)

8. The Great Gatsby (art by NIKEL)

9. Frankenstein (art by Iren Horrors)

10. Crime and Punishment (art by REDwood)

11. Anna Karenina (art by Ulunii)

12. The Cherry Orchard (art by lewisite)

13. The Master and Margarita (art by Renibet)

[unwavering-devotion]

ODD BUT OKAY!!!

Dracula: It's pride month Renfield, you know what that means.

Renfield: Huh what

Renfield: Do you want me to eat like - gay bugs? What?

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Based on this post

Tim tried not to remember.

But when you die the first time from electrocution and get dosed with enough ecto-everything the first time you die, electricity becomes a memory trigger.

Static shocks from a sweater just reminds you of shock wars with someone warm, no specific images.

Somedays when you get hit with Nightwing’s escrima sticks, even low level, you get a flicker of fighting some Discount Dracula and brush it off as a hallucination.

A few rogues hit him with live wires in the rain. Those were always bad. Flickers of people in googles and the worst neon jumpsuits hovering over him, saying words he couldn’t hear. He always felt floaty after, and hid at Drake Manor in his parents’ closet.

His mom’s perfume and Dad’s rank colognes were grounding. those hallucinations were getting worse, sure, but you’re Robin, and as Robin you can’t let Batman down.

Nightwing needs a brother that he can trust to handle Bruce’s depression, suicidal-by-vigilantism, and escalating violence. Nightwing holds everyone else together. Tim can hold just himself and Bruce together and give Alfred a break.

Tim can do it, he swears. He can’t fill growing void Jason’s death left, but he can make supports for Bruce’s crumbling everything. He can be a safety net for Alfred, who is never given grieving space for his lost loved one. He can be the no-drama little brother Nightwing needs after Jason’s death.

But he will not touch being Bruce’s son. Especially after the JJ incident and the memory influx. Bruce is too much like Jack as Brucie, too much like Fruitloop as Batman.

Tim is not Alfred’s grandson or son. He’s a co-parent for Bruce in his time of need (and bullying the man back into someone Jason had loved once). Alfred can be his friend, bug not family.

Tim always honored the dead and mourns them, even when they don’t remember him. Even those that never knew him stretching centuries back. He learned from this life’s parents that bonds are sacred and their loss devastating. They showed him in archeology and actions.

And Tim, he. He’s doing okay.

After the Joker and Freakshow merging into one personas he was shocked over and over.

He heard Freakshow say to kill Sam in the memory.

Vlad strapping him down and zapping him over and over again. His parents vivisecting him despite his screams. Jazz killing them and helping him escape, only to die in Tucker and Sam’s arms in the car. Again.

He killed the Joker then and there. Gun shot.

After the Joker got him and he escaped, he was doing Fine, really! Spectra overlaid on Harley at times, cooing he’s a creepy boy with freaky little powers and his misery is her favorite food.

He has to be useful. Keep Bruce’s head above water. Keep Nightwing from worrying about him. Be the easy kid and he’s loved (conditionally).

His dad only showed up and spoke to him about sports he couldn’t get into, but his new step-mom softened him. He can admit to missing and mourning mom while relaxing so much with Dana.

Dana noticed him flinching at lightning, gave him a noise machine, and offered to get him noise cancelling headphones.

When he admitted his hearing got ‘a lot better lately’ as quietly as he could, she hugged him and told him she’d break the meta abilities to Jack for him.

It wasn’t like Tim hid the ‘tortured by Joker for a few weeks’ thing. Dad knew it was Tim that was nabbed. He also knew Tim was in a Robin costume for a cosplay contest, and found out afterwards how… well, Tim being Robin was.

There are a lot of open secrets in the family. In the extended Drake family, that includes the first Black Canary was Diana Drake, who had too-sticky fingers and was disowned when she kept failing to either improve in hiding it or stop. The meta abilities were low on Tim’s list of priorities as existing… breaking it to Bruce was a hard no-go. So mastering them quickly was key.

Dana asked if he’d tested his vocal range.

Tim had not.

They started with a piano to check. Tim… Tim went far above and below where Dana could hear as they switched to everything from dog whistles to playing with infrasound.

Jack walked in at some-point and they didn’t notice.

Tim was busy working out if hearing echolocation from the Caves’ bats is why he started getting annoyed when he was there that he finally saw Jack sitting there, watching Dana test him.

Tim braced for yelling.

He got a hug. And his Dad holding him too tight while whispering “please don’t leave like Diana”

Tim did break a bit. Not for long, but enough.

Jack finding the Robin suit was not on Tim’s bingo card during the time he was debating coming clean to his fellow Just Us members about his meta-awakening.

Nor was going to Wayne Manor to let Bruce know he was planning to take a break from Robin for personal reasons, only to find his Dad holding Bruce at gun point and demanding Bruce “stay the fuck away from my son”

Jack did hit Bruce with the butt of his gun after Bruce muttered something Tim didn’t hear.

Jack drove them back, the silence tight around his throat. Everything in him demanded he scream to get this growing thing out.

He slammed his hands over his mouth.

Dad pulled over and helped him to a warehouse, feigning needing to vomit.

Tim kept the pitch above human hearing as he screamed, screamed down and was shaking all over.

Jack rubbed his own ears for a moment before helping a collapsing Tim back to the car.

Jack called Tim out sick and the three had a Talk about him being Robin. Especially with his powers emerging.

“Look, B doesn’t know. None of his masks do.” He’d have heard it from Bruce by now if he had. “Nightwing doesn’t either.”

“Batgirl, and the purple one, if they know they’ll tell that prick—”

“Jack,” Dana warned. “Tim, does anyone have any reason to suspect anything?”

Tim took a deep breath and sighed. “No one but us. Diana did a good job severing traceable links back, and I’m not even sure if the current Black Canary knows her mom was from Gotham or believes the cover Diana gave out.”

Jack’s shoulders dropped as the tension drained out of him. “That’s, that’s good.”

“… you have to apologize for the gun at somepoint,” Tim grumbled.

“Not if you’re not Robin.”

“… i may have been debating dropping Robin and toying with making a new alias again.”

“… is this another Mr. Sarcastic thing,” Dana whispered to him.

“Dana!”

“What? I’m not detective but i did do my research young man,” she teased while jabbing a finger at him playfully.

“I—Tim what am I looking at, why is there no armor, and how are you bald?”

“Hahaha, how about we pretend that stint didn’t happen and go over conditions for me solving crimes—we all know i’ll find a way and my team is notorious for international incidents on low stakes, let alone what we’re willing to do for each other.”

Jack and Dana shared a look.

“No Batman.”

“No heroing in Gotham,” Dana added to Tim’s surprise. “Not until we have a better idea on scope, triggers and how you can control and manage your abilities as well as how out you want to be as a meta, in each identity. You can’t unring a bell.”

Tim sighed. “Got it, got it… so i can go on missions with Young Justice still?”

“I’m writing a note that Batman is not allowed near you,” Jack insisted. “He’s not willing to do what it takes to keep you alive.”

Tim took a deep breath before agreeing to that term, and asking to update Alfred and Dick on the matter.

Jack moved to stop him but Dana gave him the go ahead.

Alfred accepted the situation for what it was. Dick offered to sponsor him in the hero community in Bruce’s stead, and reminded him the Titans are always happy to have him, Robin or not.

Jack rolled his eyes but let it slide.

“So Young Justice Missions…”

“Is there an adult on the team?”

“Red tornado is our supervisor,” Tim answered quickly.

“…fine.”

“And Titan missions?”

“They’re adults, they can keep an eye on you,” Jack conceded easily. “Maybe one of them can help with the new,” Jack gestured to all of Tim.

Tim huffed at him. “Thanks dad, really means a lot.”

Jack waved him off. “Weapons check at the window, supervision on missions, and we keep working with your powers. You can tell who you choose, but if you want to be out as a hero, you will be making a new name and will not be patrolling Gotham under this roof, am i understood?”

Tim paused. “So in college I can or—“

“Tim,” Dana warned.

Tim sighed. “Got it… but i can still do casework that’s not in the field?”

“As long as they can’t trace you.”

“Great! And shit, I’ll have to let my rogues know.”

“ ‘your’ rogues?” Jack echoed in disbelief.

Tim smiled at Jack. “Yeah. Some are just mine, especially Anarchy. And Nygma is going to be so bored without me.”

Jack looked at the ceiling. “You just had to be Robin, didn’t you.”

Tim smiled. “Someone needed to, and its not hard to be light to Batman’s dark after the last one.”

The silence hung again. “No dying on me,” Jack warned Tim. “I’m serious.”

Details were ironed out on the days to come. Dana made him promise to call daily while he stayed with the Titans. To not run from her and Jack, please. He also had daily pitch practice, and was given noise dampening headphones as a disability aide for a general sensory disorder so Tim could better focus in classes.

Jack still didn’t trust Batman/Bruce for shit.

…And Tim can’t fault him. Not when he knows his dad wasnt joking about being willing to kill to give Tim a chance at being safe. And that the man who killed mom and put Dad into physical therapy died in jail a few weeks before they moved from a mansion to an apartment.

Tim isnt stupid. Drakes kill to keep their own safe. Bats don’t.

Tim…. Tim doesnt want to, and Dad respects it. Dana isnt the killing type, but won’t stop Jack or whoever he hires.

Joker’s persistent living status AFTER killing the second Robin didn’t endear Bruce to Jack in the slightest. Tim being tortured for weeks and awakening the family meta-gene only soured whatever mild distaste remained into visceral disgust.

Stephanie became Gotham’s Robin while Tim is now the YJ’s and Titan’s was the only compromise Jack would make.

Jack’s rules made more sense as Tim’s… memories(?) from his last life began to spill out. The mundanities of school and home were easily manageable. Making small memory shrines to his late friends in his last life soothed an ache in his chest. Tucker had a sand timer and random bits and bobs for tech, Sam got a few house plants and his old camera. Jazz had a teddy bear and a few psychology papers he thought she might enjoy. Dani got fudge and a few language books with a world map. He still felt guilty for not stopping her death. Technus got an old handheld he didn’t use anymore, Ember got incense and he played indi rock for her. Dora got a dragon figurine and a Disney princess folder with some dress designs he thought she’d like. Pandora has a few batarangs he scavenged and fixed. Frostbite’s was by the icemaker, and was gifted herbal tea blends in ice cube form.

Dana called it grieving and encouraged him to let it happen and let himself feel. He… tried not to think about Jack and Maddie.

Tim trippled down on cold cases to cope. Jack began to turn off the internet after 3 am, only to work again after 9.

He was managing. And working out pitches and how they relate to his emotional state.

The problem came with training at the Tower as Robin, the boy with no powers and working through joker trauma.

During a spar with Dick, Tim had a flashback to Dani’s End and Perfect Danny melting. His own fucking Death too!

It was vomit inducing.

He came to to Nightwing crowding him and murmuring, “breathe with me baby bird”

They didnt talk about it after.

Tim noticed Dick stopped using electricity during their spars altogether, and carefully stayed a certain distance from him in the field. Static picked up on it and Tim shook his head when he moved to talk about it. He just. Needed a bit more time.

He hated himself for it. For the concern causing and being so… useless.

He grabbed another stack of cold cases in Bludhaven and kept solving them, as Tim, Robin and left ghem for Dick to handle.

Dana and him would practice his range at home. Piano ready.

He forgot that plants snitch to Ivy.

Ivy tapping his window to state the dandelions found his singing ‘annoying’ and he’d be getting lessons in singing for plants “or else” was an experience he did not need, nor was he reporting to anyone until a few days later.

Dad took a deep breath and asked him if this is what he wanted.

Dana offered to move closer to her home town and job hunt there if it made Tim more comfortable.

Ultimately Tim ended up getting lessons in plant language from Ivy, as he could hear them anyways. It could be useful for when he works out a new vigilante identity in the future.

Stephanie catching him at Ivy’s while her big boy “Denny” was arguing with Tim about if Tim can shatter concrete with a scream yet given his voice is cracking every other word lately was not in his plans.

Stephanie was about to ask what was going on when Ivy chimed in with “now Timmy, Benny isn’t wrong about it if we go with a thin layer of concrete and you put some effort into it. You can go very low and it does freak out people when you follow the angry tree hum. Now, if you scream that it should be destructive—didn’t a cousin of yours have the same meta ability?”

Tim denied it as keeping cousin Diana’s secret was a family thing. Ivy finding it out with how hidden it had been was not in the cards. Stephanie overhearing was also far from ideal.

Ivy let it go eventually, and demanded Tim do more community service for the beaches. He had no objections, and just asked if she could not implicate him in her next murder spree.

Ivy agreed to ‘think about it’ before letting Tim go after he finished reorganizing some of her chemicals and cleaning her tools. Their agreed ‘payment’ for his lessons in plant language and her interest in his meta abilities being vocal based but having a major change in his hearing.

He wasn’t the first meta she’d taken an interest in helping, and Tim saw signs of others, bumping into a few before and none of them saying shit.

Stephanie met up with him a block away from Ivy’s lair.

She hit him like Sam used to. And agreed to say nothing until he gave the word.

Her reminding him of Sam ached in a way he wasn’t prepared for. Her agreeing to say nothing relaxed him more than he realized he needed to.

“Thanks.”

“Don’t mention it. But Ivy for help?”

“Plants outted me. Apparently my singing is disturbing.”

“It is, the plants have good taste.”

He let himself feel normal for a bit. Ivy doesn’t out metas or use them. She is going to kill though, and probably ask for a few warehouses as payment or bribery for her silence on his skills at a later date… which Tim could give her in a few years time as those were in the trust set up by his mother before her death.

Her offerings were given by everyone at home. Dana left her baked goods. Tim left his grades by her shrine when he wasn’t closing cases—the solved ones were left there for a day or so before he’d change them out. Dad spoke to her sometimes, getting her up-to-date on the gossip in their field and new achievements from colleagues they liked and failures from those she despised.

It was comforting.

Dad even knew Tim was planning to do landback with a chunk of ‘wasteland’ that the company kept dumping on, and was planning to rehab it beforehand. If he had slipped an army of sunflower seeds there a while back and gave Ivy a tip about it well… she was willing to trade info on a few cases that he fed back to Stephanie as Robin. Ivy may also catch him working a few cold cases now and then.

He’s aware she’s a dangerous rogue and will continue to kill. He also knows that when he focused on solving a string of women’s deaths and located the (still living) killer that the man was dead after their lesson, and before he submitted his findings to the GCPD cold cases department.

He’s not stupid. He knows she prefers to kill. But he doesn’t.

It makes working with the Titans on weekends awkward when Nightwing begins to notice Tim responding before the others and frowning into the air when the grass gives him tips on when events take place and for incoming company.

No one presses him on it. Static bumps his shoulder and passed a ‘talk when you’re ready’ note to him.

Then the fact Ivy did not hit him with cuddle pollen but did hit Stephanie as Robin and threw them in a room together was just plain embarrassing.

It also meant Ivy figured Tim or Robin had a crush on the other and just. Why?

He finally understood how Sam felt during Ember’s first appearance and he was made to lovestick… sort of. Stephanie koalaing him until they broke out and he managed to get them to one of the quieter Paramedics two blocks over wasnt the same. But close enough.

Dana did get the alert about him being near the attack, and she looked at him too much like Jazz had when she was concerned for his wellbeing.

He wondered what Tucker would say to all this. Two lives and two sets of parents later, and the one who checks him first is the step mom closer to Babs’ age than his father’s.

There’s a million jokes Tucker could make about that.

Dana and Dad had a talk about it, and Tim knew it was written just so he didnt hear it. He hears so much more lately its maddening some days.

He was given the upcoming three-day weekend to stay with the Titans, and Dana suggested asking Raven for tips on managing reincarnation memories.

Dad said he called for a “Jazz, Sam and Tucker” in his sleep a lot. A “Valerie ” on occasion too.

He wanted to melt into a puddle.

Dad muttering he’d find his first parents’ souls and get back at them his damn self didn’t help in the slightest… nor did seeing Dana hide Constantine’s business card in her tampon drawer.

He gave in a bit. His friends can’t know yet, not while he’s working it out. And Raven is Dick’s friend—it would get back to him too fast for Tim’s liking.

He knocked on the door.

“Tim?”

“Hey Virgil, is now an okay time for that talk?”

—

That’s what i got for now. May do another part if anyone is interested.

Also let me know if i missed any tags

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DL Master List |Hcs Pt.3

Updated: 06/01/24

Sakamaki | Mukami | Tsukinami + others

♥️School/Studying/Class with the S bros + K

♥️School/Studying/Class w the M & T bros

♥️Gardening w Yuma (Bf hcs)

♥️Yuma's Dream Girl

♥️The Diaboys react to Megan

♥️Mukami Boys Family + Household hcs

♥️Sakamaki & Tsukinami brothers Family + Household hcs

♥️Shin's Wolf Form (Bf hcs)

♥️Mukami's as single parents

♥️Academic Rivals to lovers w Reiji

♥️Where they like do it

♥️Subaru's girl smoking

♥️Reiji Teasing his lover

♥️Ruki and Reiji like the same woman

♥️reaction to a girly gf

♥️can I stack donuts on it reaction

♥️online dating reaction

Dark Content/Realistic Hcs up ahead ♥️Their Italian names

♥️What happens to the Diaboys after Yui/Mc dies?

♥️The diaboy's handwriting

♥️Their age (more info)

♥️Shu irl hcs (has some crack pieces)

♥️Christa Sakamaki irl hcs

♥️Cordelia Sakamaki irl hcs

♥️Beatrix Sakamaki irl hcs

♥️Reiji's temper (not hcs)

♥️Karl having a relationship ship with his daughter

♥️ Who is capable of loving their S bride/how much do they value her?

♥️ Kanato Sakamaki NSFW Alphabet

♥️Azusa Mukami NSFW Alphabet

♥️Yuma Mukami NSFW Alphabet

♥️Sakamaki Mansion irl

♥️Reiji and Ruki realize they are in love w a girl

Collab posts with @/mikalara-dracula

♥️The boys as children irl

♥️Extended Vampire Ball Alphabet + Additional Hcs [Shu's Vers.]

♥️Nicknames they would give their s/o

♥️Diaboys having a wet dream

Other DL Links;;

♥️DL General Questions Master List

♥️DL Hcs Master List Pt. 1

♥️DL Hcs Master List Pt. 2

♥️DL Aesthetic + Hcs Master List

♥️DL Stories

♥️Who's your boyfriend quiz?

Main/request at: @liannelara-dracula

[dc-megatournament]

A Master List of fighters in the “Batman vs Everyone” tournament so far

If a character isn't listed here, they haven't been submitted.

List of the Fights Already Posted w/Results (in Alphabetical Order)

Red = Lost fight Against Batman

Green = Won fight Against Batman

Blue = a third option was taken

Adam West Batman =

Alphonse Elric =

Amazing Man/Will Everett = Lost

Ambush Bug/Irwin Schwab = Lost

Amy Rose = Won

Angus MacGyver = Lost

Animal Man/Buddy Baker = Lost

Annabeth Chase =

Ant-Man/Hank Pym = Lost

Aquaman/Arthur Curry = Lost

Arceus =

Arsenal/Roy Harper = Lost

Atom Smasher/Albert Rothstein = Lost

Avatar Aang = Third option; Bruce attempts to adopt Aang

Azrael/Jean Paul Valley = Lost

Aztek/Uno = Lost

Baked Beans = Won

Baldi =

Barbie = Won

Batgirl/Cassandra Cain = Won

Batman Beyond/Terry McGinnis = Lost

Batwing/David Zavimbe = Lost

Batwing/Luke Fox =

Batwoman/Kate Kane = Lost

Beast/Hank McCoy = Lost

Beetlejuice = Lost

Ben Tennyson = Lost

Big Barda/Barda Free = Won

Big Hero 6 = Lost

Bill Cipher =

Black Canary/Dinah Laurel Lance = Lost

Black Cat/Felicia Hardy = Lost

Black Lightning/Jefferson Pierce = Lost

Black Orchid/Susan Linden = Lost

Black Panther/T’Challa = Won

Black Widow/Natasha Romanoff =

Bluebird/Harper Row =

Bluey Heeler =

Blade/Eric Brooks = Lost

Blue Beetle/Jaime Reyes = Lost

Blue Beetle/Ted Kord = Lost

Blue Devil/Dan Cassidy = Lost

Booster Gold/Michael Jon Carter = Lost

Brody Foxx =

Bucky Barnes = Lost

Buffy Summers = Won

Bugs Bunny = Won

Captain America/Sam Wilson = Lost

Captain America/Steve Rogers = Lost

Captain Atom/Nathaniel Adam = Lost

Captain Cold/Leonard Snart = Lost

Captain Jack Sparrow = Lost

Captain Marvel/Billy Batson = Won

Captain Marvel/Carol Danvers = Lost

Cassie Hack = Lost

Catwoman/Selina Kyle = Third Option; They make out instead

Citizen Steel/Nathan Heywood = Lost

Cosmo and Wanda = Won

Crazy Jane =

Cyblade/Dominique Thiebaut = Lost

Cyborg/Victor Stone = Lost

Cyclops =

Danny Phantom =

Darwin/Armando Muñoz = Lost

Dazai Osamu =

Deadman/Boston Brand = Lost

Deku/Izuku Midoriya = Lost, Gains a father through Batman

Detective Chimp/Bobo T. Chimpanzee = Lost

Doctor Doom/Victor Von Doom = Won

Doctor Fate/Kent Nelson = Won

Doctor Fate/Khalid Nassour = Lost

Doctor Fate/Linda Strauss = Lost

Doctor Light/Kimiyo Hoshi = Lost

Dolly Parton =

Donald Duck = Won

Dr. Mid Nite/Charles McNider = Lost

Dracula (Castlevania) = Lost

Duolingo Owl =

Echo/Maya Lopez = Lost

Eda Clawthorne = Lost

Ed Dillinger =

Elektra Natchios = Lost

Element Woman/Emily Sung =

Eliot Spencer =

Ellie (TLoU) =

Elongated Man/Ralph Dibny = Lost

Elon Musk =

Elric of Melninbone =

Elsa = Lost

Elsa Bloodstone =

Emma Frost = Won

Enchantress/June Moone = Lost

Etrigan/Jason Blood = Lost

Eva-02 =

Ezio Auditore =

Finn & Jake = Won

Fire/Beatriz da Costa = Lost

Firestar =

Firestorm/Jason Rusch = Lost

Firestorm/Ronnie Raymond = Lost

Flamebird/Bette Kane =

Gabby Kinney =

Ghost Rider/Johnny Blaze = Lost

Ghoulia Yelps =

Godiva/Dorcas Leigh = Lost

Godzilla = Won

Goku = Won

Green Arrow/Connor Hawke = Lost

Green Arrow/Oliver Queen = Lost

Green Goblin/Norman Osborn = Lost

Green Lantern/Guy Gardner = Lost

Green Lantern/Hal Jordan =

Green Lantern/Jessica Cruz = Lost

Green Lantern/John Stewart = Lost

Green Lantern/Kyle Rayner = Won

Green Lantern/Simon Baz = Lost

Grumpy Bear =

Gundam Aerial = Lost

Gwen Tennyson = Lost

Gypsy/Cynthia Reynolds = Lost

Hatsune Miku = Won

Hawkeye/Clint Barton =

Hawkgirl/Kendra Saunders = Lost

Hawkman/Katar Hol/Carter Hall = Lost

Hawkwoman/Shayera Hol/Shiera Hall = Lost

Heather (TDI) = Won

Hellboy = Lost

Hello Kitty = Won

Hua Cheng = Lost

Hulk/Bruce Banner = Lost

Human Torch/Johnny Storm = Lost

Huntress/Helena Bertinelli = Lost

Ice/Tora Olafsdotter =

Iceman/Bobby Drake =

Invincible/Mark Grayson = Lost

Invisible Woman/Sue Storm = Lost

Iron Man/Tony Stark = Lost

Jade/Jennifer-Lynn Hayden = Lost

Jar Jar Binks = Lost

Jean Grey =

Jenny Sparks =

Jenny Wakeman/XJ-9 = Lost

Jerry (Tom & Jerry) = Won

Jesse Quick/Jessie Chambers = Lost

Jessica Jones = Lost

Jim Gordon = Lost

Joel Miller (TLoU) =

John Constantine = Lost

John Egbert =

John Wick = Won

Joker (Persona 2) =

Joker - Persona 5 =

Jubilee/Jubilation Lee =

Katara (ATLA) =

Katana/Tatsu Yamashiro = Lost

Katsuki Bakugou = Lost

Kazuma Kiryu =

Kim Possible = Won

Kirby = Won

Kuchipatchi =

Ladybug/Marinette Dupain-Cheng & Cat Noir/Adrien Agreste = Lost

Lan Wangji =

Legion =

Lieutenant Columbo =

Light Yagami = Lost

Lin Manuel Miranda =

Link (LoZ) =

Lobo = Lost

Luke Cage = Lost

Luke Skywalker = Lost

Madame Mirage/Angela Temple = Lost

Madame Xanadu = Lost

Magik/Illyana Rasputin = Won

Man-Bat/Dr. Robert Kirkland Langstrom = Lost

Manhunter/Kate Spencer = Lost

Mariah Carey = Won

Mario & Luigi = Won

Martian Manhunter/J’onn J’onnz = Lost

Mary Poppins =

Maxima = Lost

Max Tennyson =

May Chang =

Megatron = Lost

Metamorpho/Rex Mason = Lost

Mickey Mouse =

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers = Lost

Mister Miracle/Scott Free = Lost

 Mizu = Lost

Mon-El/Lar Gand = Lost

Monkey D Luffy = Won

Moon Knight/Marc Spector = Lost

Mr Rogers = third option; convinced Bruce to go to therapy

Mr Fantastic/Reed Richards = Lost

Ms Marvel/Kamala Khan = Lost

Mystery Inc (Fred, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy, Scooby) = Won

Naruto Uzamaki = Lost

Nightcrawler =

Nightshade/Eve Eden = Lost

Nightwing/Dick Grayson = Won

Nimona = Won

Noo Noo (Vacuum from Teletubbies)

Obsidian/Todd Rice =

Onyx Adams =

Optimus Prime =

Oracle/Barbara Gordon = Won

Orion = Lost

Ozymandias =

Percy Jackson = Won

Phantom Stranger = Lost

Phineas & Ferb = third option; Batman hires P & F

Photon/Monica Rambeau =

Pikachu = Won

Pink Panther = Won

Plastic Man/Patrick "Eel" O'Brian = Lost

Powergirl/Kara Zor L/Karen Starr = Lost

Powerhouse/Naomi McDuffie = Lost

Power Puff Girls = Third Option; Batman recruits the PPG

Puss in Boots =

Queen Hippolyta = Won

Raven = Won

Red Hood/Jason Todd = Won

Red Tornado/Ulthoon = Lost

Regina George = Won

Rick Grimes = Lost

Robin/Damian Wayne = Lost

Robin/Tim Drake = Lost

Rocket Red/Dmitri Pushkin = Lost

Rocket Red/Gavril Ivanovich = Lost

Rogue/Anna Marie LeBeau = Won

Roronoa Zoro =

Ryu (Street Fighter) =

Sailor Moon/Usagi Tsukino = Won

Saitama = Won

Sally Jackson = Won

Sanderson Sisters (Winifred, Mary, Sarah) = Lost

Sara Pezzini = Lost

Shade, the Changing Man/Rac Shade = Lost

Sharon Carter = Lost

She-Hulk/Jennifer Walters = Lost

Shen Qingqiu = Lost

She-Ra/Adora = Won

Shredder =

Slenderman =

Snoopy & Woodstock = Won

Sogeking/Usopp = Won

Sokka (ATLA) =

Solid Snake =

Sonic the Hedgehog = Won

Spawn/Al Simmons = Lost

Spider-Man/Miles Morales = Lost

Spider-Man/Peter Parker = Won

Spider Woman/Jessica Drew = Lost

Spoiler/Stephanie Brown = Won

Squirrel Girl/ Doreen Green = Won

Stan Pines =

Star Butterfly = Lost

Starfire/Koriand’r = Won

Starman/Mikaal Tomas = Lost

Star Sapphire/Carol Ferris = Lost

Steel/John Henry Irons =

Steven Universe = Third option; Batman attempted to adopt Steven

Steve (Blue Clues) =

Stitch/Experiment 626 = Won

Storm/Ororo Munroe = Won

Strawberry Shortcake = Won

Supergirl/Kara Danvers/Kara Zor-El = Won

Superman/Clark Kent/Kal El = Won

Swamp Thing/Alec Holland =

Taylor Swift =

Terezi Pyrope = Lost

The Atom/Ray Palmer = Lost

The Atom/Ryan Choi = Lost

The Bride/Beatrix Kiddo = Lost

The Crow/Eric Draven = Lost

The Cullens (Carlisle, Esme, Edward, Jasper, Rosalie, Alice, Emmett) = Lost

The Darkness/Jackie Estacado = Lost

The Doctor = Third Option; Bruce becomes The Doctor's companion

The Flash/Jay Garrick = Lost

The Flash/Wally West Lost

The Immortal Snail =

The Pope =

The Punisher/Frank Castle = Lost

The Question/Renee Montoya = Lost

The Signal/Duke Thomas = Won

The Thing/Ben Grimm =

The Warner Siblings = Won

Thor = Lost

Tigress/Artemis Crock = Lost

Tintin =

TMNT = Lost

Tom Cruise =

Toph Beifong = Won

Troia/Donna Troy = Won

Tyson (Percy Jackson) =

Ultraman =

Uncle Iroh = Won

Vampirella = Lost

Velvet Crowe =

Vibe/Cisco Ramon = Lost

Vixen/Mari McCabe = Lost

Voltron =

Walter White = Lost

Wasp/Janet Van Dyne = Lost

Winry Rockbell =

Wei Wuxian =

Wolverine/James “Logan” Howlett = Won

Wolverine/X-23/Laura Kinney = Won

Wonder Woman/Diana Prince = Won

Wonder Woman/Nubia = Won

Word Girl/Becky Botsford = Won

Xie Lian = Lost

Yami Yugi = Lost

Zatanna Zatara =

Zheng Shang-Chi = Lost

Fights That Have Yet to Be Posted (also in Alphabetical Order)

Alfred Pennyworth

All Might

Amadeus Cho

Andros (Power Rangers)

Anomalocaris canadensis

A Random Unicorn

Batman/Jace Fox

Bingo Heeler

Captain Kirk 

Carl (Llamas with Hats)

Cure Flora 

Cybermen

Cybersix

Daleks

Daredevil/Matt Murdock

Darth Vader

Deadpool

Dean Winchester

Drake & Josh

Duck from Princess Tutu

Dynamite Anton

Edward Elric

Ellie Camacho

Emojibots

Emu Otori

Eraserhead

Extra Fine Neon Pink Glitter

Ford Pines

Geo-Force/Brion Markov

Ghost Spider

Giovanni Zatara

Ichigo Kurosaki 

Inuyasha

Joe Hendry

Julio Richter

Kaz Brekker 

Kendrick Lamar

Kisuke Urahara

L (Death Note)

Lady Cassandra (DW)

LEGO BATMAN vs 80s Joker

Lionblaze

Luo Binghe

Maggie Simpson

Martha Wayne (Flashpoint)

Midnighter

Ms Frizzle

Omni-Man

Paw Patrol

Plastique/Bette Sans Souci

Prodigy/David Alleyne

Rob Ford (crack smoking former mayor of Toronto)

Roy Kent

RuPaul

Sabrina Carpenter

Scar (FMA)

Scaramouche (Genshin Impact)

Seshomaru

Splat Black Box Dye

Stargirl/Courtney Whitmore

Suki (ATLA)

The Belchers

The Family of Blood

The Flash/Barry Allen

The Question/Vic Sage

The Ray/Ray Terrill

The Silence

Totally Spies

Tumblr Anon

Twilight Sparkle (alicorn)

Vashta Nerada

Wattpad

Zuko (ATLA)

[vintagetvstars]

Jeremy Brett Vs. Jonathan Frid

Propaganda

Jeremy Brett - (The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, The Three Musketeers, BBC Play of the Month) - "Listen, I fell in love with One Man when I was 16 and have never regretted it. Jeremy Brett is Everything. Handsome, charming, sweet, amazing voice, delightfully eccentric. Shakespearean actor best known for playing Sherlock Holmes in the 80s, he is widely considered the definitive Holmes and for good reason. Bisexual and bipolar, devoted husband, he was known to serenade friends at restraunts and hold scavenger hunts in his home, where he hid the plunger in a chandelier. Often pigeonholed into period pieces, he owned them. He was a pretty young man who became not just handsome but arresting. He was one of those people who walked into a room and instantly commanded attention, and I for one have never regretted giving him my attention." Full text propaganda included below the cut

Jonathan Frid - (Dark Shadows) - the man who brought the first sympathetic vampire in pop culture to life! he was so hot that they sent him on a ten-city tour. he was so hot that teen magazines auctioned off dates with him. he was so hot that allegedly women would mail him love letters and/or nude pictures of themselves! he gave what should have been a quickly-killed-off soap opera villain/dracula knockoff a sense of gravitas, intrigue, and humanity that ultimately made him the star of the show. watching him act is always a treat. I've also met several people who knew him, and overall he just seems like a great guy. there's a documentary about him free on tubi, i recommend checking it out! (fun fact, he was also gay. who on tumblr doesn't love gay vampires).

- No Negative Propaganda Please -

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Additional propaganda below the cut

Jeremy Brett:

“The superbly handsome Jeremy Brett, the regularity of his features made dramatic by a broken nose, the mellifluousness of his voice made arresting by a slight vocal impediment, presented a ravaged and romantic Holmes, a man who had suffered deeply and whose recourse to the syringe was the compulsion of a self-destroying temperament. His relationship with Edward Hardwicke’s transparently decent Watson was that of a drowning man clinging to a raft. The authenticity of the performance was unmistakable.” — “The man who created a monster; Conan Doyle hated the fame of his suave hero, but he couldn’t kill him”, Simon Callow, The Times, 18 December 2009.

Listen, I fell in love with One Man when I was 16 and have never regretted it. Jeremy Brett is Everything. Handsome, charming, sweet, amazing voice, delightfully eccentric. Shakespearean actor best known for playing Sherlock Holmes in the 80s, he is widely considered the definitive Holmes and for good reason. Bisexual and bipolar, devoted husband, he was known to serenade friends at restraunts and hold scavenger hunts in his home, where he hid the plunger in a chandelier. He also practiced archery in the middle of London. He could sing, he acted alongside Audrey Hepburn twice. He wanted to be a jockey when he was young but then grew a foot too tall. He had rheumatic fever as a child and was told he would never climb stairs. Dear Reader, he jumped over couches on film. In War and Peace he is very clearly the only actor riding a real horse, and is one of few actors who played both Sherlock Holmes and Watson. Often pigeonholed into period pieces, he owned them. He was a pretty young man who became not just handsome but arresting. He was one of those people who walked into a room and instantly commanded attention, and I for one have never regretted giving him my attention.

Jonathan Frid:

"HES SO CUNTY" - mutual's reaction to me sharing this photo:

[demigoddessqueens]

why me?

A/n - this is based off a CR ask here , person A asks “why me?”

A/n 2 - I’ve added a bonus one too for CV Nocturne

Trevor

Not a man who’s strong suit is words, but you’re touched when Trevor tells you so bluntly, “because I love you! And after all this damned craziness, I’d always want to have you”

Alucard

Dhamphir boi is deep in his feelings, kissing you deeply as he whispers to you, “because you made me forget what it was like to be alone”

Greta

Serious as she can sometimes be, Greta has her flirtatious side. Holding your hand, kisses, listing all your good qualities and how if it wasn’t for her who else will you have in life for new adventures?

Sypha

The Speaker woman is just gushing over her feelings for you, so much so you’ve forgotten the sighted bit of doubts you had from before

Dracula

Ever passionate yet broody, the Lord of Vampires whispers of what he adores about you, how the life of solitude has the ray of light that is you to warm its icy interior

Isaac

A Devils Forgemaster who’s mastered his craft and is also a master of words; you’re more than just a travel companion to him, but one he couldn’t think to be apart from.

Hector

A soothing melodic voice who’s enticing words guarantee you that said feelings are reciprocated because there’s a new chapter in life he wants to explore within himself and you

Bonus:

Richter 🌙

Young as he is, the strong Belmont is recklessly in love with you and in his mission(s), he says he trusts you with his life no matter how perilous it may turn

[licncourt]

Hello! I'm a newbie to the VC fandom and I realize that some fans have mixed opinions about Anne Rice, some fans like her and her books, but others only like the books but not her. Now the only things I know about the problems some fans had with her is that she hated fanfics writers, some of her writings are very problematic (like sexualizing minors for example) and she didn't take criticism very well, that's all I know. How about you? What do you think about AR?

I do have a post somewhere listing a lot of her controversies that I can’t find rn, but I would say I fall in the mixed feelings camp. Honestly, I’m not sure how you could feel anything else. I will always have a certain amount of admiration for Anne Rice and what she created, very few other authors will ever accomplish what she did. She virtually single-handedly redefined an entire genre with one novel and then revolutionized it again with a second.

I think people forget how groundbreaking IWTV was. Before that, vampires were synonymous with the classic Dracula figure with maybe the Nosferatu film and Carmilla being somewhat known. Vampires who didn’t want to be monsters, vampires who felt a full range of emotions, vampires as sex symbols, vampires who had real lives and relationships, pretty much all of that came from Anne Rice. She gave vampires their humanity and brought them into permanent modern relevancy.

Without her, there would be no Twilight, no Buffy, no Vampire Diaries, no Lost Boys, no True Blood, none of the defining vampire media we have today. The entire archetypes of Tortured Reluctant Vampire, Tragic Child Vampire, and Charming Bad Boy Vampire are her creations, although I would say no one was as successful at crafting these characters as she was. It’s undeniable that IWTV is a top tier modern classic even outside of the vampire genre, it’s a masterwork of Gothic horror and I would argue that TVL is one of the best works of popular fiction out there. It’s not easy to achieve the status and respect that IWTV has garnered in a genre full of historical classics, I’d say only Shirley Jackson and VC Andrews have ever come close.

Anne Rice was, at one point, a true master of her craft, not to mention providing pivotal representation of gay and bisexual characters and relationships before it was even remotely mainstream or beneficial to a creator to do so. She gave us iconic horror media, iconic vampire media, and iconic gay media all in one with the original trilogy. What she did was groundbreaking in multiple ways and changed the course of popular media forever with her talent and insight.

Of course, there are a LOT of issues with Anne Rice, her works and her personally. We know that over the years she was racially insensitive, misogynistic, and somehow even homophobic once in a while. She publicly supported a sex offender, spoke negatively about autistic and mentally ill people, used imperialist rhetoric, and reflected many of those things in her writing. Even in places where it works in the story, we unfortunately know that there was some truth behind it for her. On a personal level, she was known to be spiteful and confrontational at times, even with fans, and was consistently high on the horse about her own success and abilities.

She wasn’t and isn’t a true role model, but she’s an icon and titan of literature for a reason. Anyone who says she just “stumbled into greatness” by accident is wrong. She had something special early on and it’s something uniquely her own. She accomplished feats of character and world building that most authors could only dream of and crafted a story that made a deep impact on the existence of so many people, especially gay people (myself included) at formative times in their lives. I’ve criticized her plenty myself and I think in many ways she squandered the legacy she could have had, but she was the right person at the right time and she created something so much larger than herself. It doesn’t have to be one or the other and I don’t think it should be.

[belles-non-wallpapering-content]

Dracula and Mina E.S x FEM! Reader

Overture- Egon has to go to the mayor's annual Halloween party to babysit Venkman, but he's bringing you, and you just found the perfect costume

CWs- Checking each other out shamelessly, rented costumes, kissing, biting, this is actually just a love letter to Harold Ramis' teeth, because oh my god.

A/N- Day 10! Just about 1/3 of the way through and I still haven't decided between two Halloween costumes. Also I was generally picturing a short version of the red dress Winona Ryder wears in Bram Stoker's Dracula, just for reference. Lots of ruffles, a bustle, low cut, etc.

If you'd like to read the other things I've written this month-- October Writing Master List

Every year the mayor throws a huge halloween party, where he lets his rich and famous donors dress up, drink for free, and usually agree to give him more money. This year you and your boyfriend are going too, and he could not possibly be less enthused. 

Peter leveraged invites from the mayor’s office as payment for a few public service ghost busting jobs, because he wanted to make fun of rich people and drink for free. A noble endeavor, but one Egon was not excited to babysit. Ray begged him to go, and after he agreed that Egon could bring you, he accepted. 

You were over the moon. Even if you weren’t a big party girl, a costume party with your wonderful boyfriend was something you could never pass up. You started brainstorming costume ideas immediately, until you came up with the perfect idea. 

Egon would be Dracula, and you would be his love, Mina. It was purely selfish, you got to wear a short, low cut red dress (Watching Egon get incredibly flustered over it), and you got to look at Egon in a suit with his hair pushed back. You declined getting him false vampire fangs, his naturally sharp teeth were arguably one of your favorite things about him–physically anyway. 

You kept your lips sealed about what you’d both be wearing, but tonight was the night. After as many lie detector tests as he could get away with while you were half asleep, and some intensive snooping, he still couldn’t figure out what you wanted to be for the party. But when he got back to his apartment, while you were nowhere to be found, a garment bag was left on his bed. The suit was inside, with a note stuck to the outside. A hot pink sticky note that just said ‘No Biting 🖤’ written in your handwriting. 

You started getting ready early. You wanted your makeup already done, and hair all set by the time Egon knocked on your door, you knew he’d be here well before you had to leave. He knocked more as a formality, then let himself in with the key you gave him. 

You couldn't decide whether to swoon or laugh at Egon, walking fully serious through your apartment, with his little cape in hand, suit all done up. 

“So no biting? None?” You knew that would get him riled up. But what fun would it be to just tell him what you were planning? He loved surprises. 

“Mmm. I don’t know, this is kind of a work event for you, since we’re going with your coworkers and all.”

“This is only so that Venkman can get intoxicated and embarrass the mayor for fun, I don’t think professionalism is a concern.”

“Oh come on now, calm down. You haven’t even seen my outfit yet.” You winked at him and picked up the garment bag with your costume in it, and then closed yourself in the walk-in closet to change, leaving Egon to sit on your bed and wait. You took your sweet time pulling on the short, extravagant dress, and even longer pulling on the accompanying stockings you bought later. 

“Could you help me lace up the back?” You called out as you opened the door, just as you were walking back out. 

“Of course.” He agreed before he saw you, and he was immediately worried he wouldn’t remember how to tie a knot with how beautiful you looked. He was putting everything he had into focusing on the laces instead of how much he’d rather have no plans, and really forfeit the ‘no biting’ rule. He must’ve cleared his throat half a dozen times to try and reset his brain, just hoping to keep it together a little bit longer.  

“So what do you think? I thought it could be a cute matching type thing, you know? Dracula and Mina.”  He gave a wistful sigh, hands planted firmly on your hips. 

“I cannot believe I agreed to go to this party, I’d much rather be able to stay home with you–in this– tonight.”

“So you like it?” You threw your arms around his neck, his cape in hand, pushing yourself even closer to him. He was just starting to recover from the shock of your costume choice, but the proximity got him flustered again. 

“Yes– that–that is accurate.” But when he leaned in to kiss you, you leaned away, pulling back to wrap the ribbons of his cape around his collar. 

He pouted intensely, but once you got the knot tied loosely, and tucked into the collar of his button up, you gave him two kisses. One on the lips, and then while he was still distracted and smiling, one on the tip of his nose. 

He responded by letting himself fall forward, face first, until his mouth met your shoulder. He pressed one kiss before letting his teeth start to lightly sink into your skin. 

“You are going to leave a mark, and I don't think I can handle the teasing from your coworkers. Even Ray was picking on me last time.” He didn’t come up from his leaned down position, but he did release his teeth long enough to get out a retort

“You’re the one who chose a vampire costume.” 

“And I stand by that. Now let’s go, spend 20 minutes making fun of Peter, he’s probably already drunk by now. But then we can come back here. I have the costume until the 3rd.” You gently pushed him back up, cupping his face with your hand. 

 “I’ll clear my calendar.”

[magnuspanoptes]

do you have any book/media recs? i love your thoughts on jonelias and as a fan of it (and hannigram/hannibal nbc) im having a hard time finding stuff that scratches that itch 😩

waow what a question i certainly do not have letterboxd and book lists titled 'jonelias intertextuality recs'. never done that.

manhunter (1986) and the silence of the lambs (1991) or just read the thomas harris books.

functionally any bluebeared narrative where the supposedly ingénue gothic heroine masters the patriarch of the gothic manor works for jonelias so: jane eyre, charlotte brönte; rebecca, daphne du maurier (which is jane eyre if it was psychological horror); and phantom thread (2017) (which is rebecca if the second mrs de winter slayed)

deathless, catherynne m. valente which is the same dynamic as above and is also a death and the maiden story.

the bloody chamber, the tiger's bride, and the erl-king - all collected in the bloody chamber and other stories, angela carter

duke bluebeard's castle, béla bartók

candyman (1992) which is based on clive barker's the forbidden. je text of all time. like this is it. gothic romance where union with the lover is only possible through annihilation of the self because the violence is the romance.

ravenous (1999) has cannibalism as colonial expansion, which the podcast is also doing at times in its themes of consumption as power. jon and elias could naturally do boyd and ives.

amc interview with the vampire. loustat, hannigram, and jonelias are all the same ship dynamic about the dual gift/curse of being fated together with a really awful blonde man. i think this has some very smart writing re consumption and race wrt louis and lestat's relationship as black and white men/vampires during jim crow, and is also a thoughtful narrative of abuse which is set to end in a reconciliation, so pitching this as jonelias but if they were vampires feels reductive. but it's jonelias if they were vampires. if you've been here long enough you know i don't choose to differentiate between avatarhood and vampirism.

opening of dracula, bram stoker. jonathan harker trapped within dracula's castle is literally what happens to my guy jonathan sims in the podcast. speaking of which. nosferatu (2024) was kind of mid to me and my reading of it leaned more towards a csa narrative, but that can definitely co-exist with a romantic interpretation of orlok and ellen. didn't interest me very much but might work for you.

gone girl, gillian flynn and the 2014 fincher adaptation. jon will be amy in this scenario. you understand.

whiplash (2014). trust me.

rope (1948)

crimson peak (2015)

for a similar dynamic but with themes of incestuous enmeshment, see the winter prince, elizabeth wein and dead ringers (1988)

stoker (2013). this would be more of interest to someone who liked abigail and hannibal's relationship, not will and hannibal per se. but i did say i see teen!jon as abigail.

jonathan strange & mr norrell, susanna clarke is a very odd recommendation because it's not gothic, not horror, and not romance, it's a whimsical period fantasy piece. there's a lot more happening in this book but the two titular characters have a relationship founded on mutual academic respect which goes through bit of a schism because they subscribe to different schools of thought. exactly the kind of nerd shit i enjoy and strange & norrell's friendship is very dear to me, close to how i picture regency jonjonah.

didn't watch all of house of the dragon but daemon and rhaenyra over there came close to capturing how i feel about jon and elias. also incest. but i wouldn't recommend this unless you're already moderately into the a song of ice and fire books.

i've never read the phantom of the opera but given what i know through osmosis it has got to be the same type of thing.

the picture of dorian gray, oscar wilde - everyone says jonah is dorian gray coded but that's not right. jon as the corruptible gothic protagonist is the dorian here with elias assuming the role of both basil and lord henry.

annihilation, jeff vandermeer, nothing in this is jonelias adjacent, it's just really good cosmic horror and what happens to the biologist is what should've also happened to jon.

[see-arcane]

Worst match-ups for Jonathan in the Classic Vamps Line-Up?

Oh man

Lord Ruthven of "The Vampyre"

Would definitely be thirsty to alternately drink him or torment him because the guy has a kink for making virtuous pretty young things deader, miserabler, and/or insaner than they started. But, all things considered, I think Jonathan would either side step him or relieve him of his head--the Vampyre is shown to be fairly limited in his supernatural juice, preferring to use his own knives to open throats rather than chomping. Jonathan could take him.

Clarimonde

She would be fiending for Mr. Holiest 'I would kill and die and blaspheme in every direction for my beloved' Love so fast. But, seeing as she is not Mina, no sale. Jonathan would scramble out of psychic reach the second he got airdropped a little ;) from her and feel ashamed about daring to think a stranger was pretty. No amount of loving or hedonistic pspspsps will get him back either. Sorry, Clarimonde. (Talk with Mina though, maybe if you get a permission slip you three can work something out)

The Family of the Vourdalak

Good news! No risk of romantic entanglement, also for Mina reasons! No crush on the vampire patriarch's daughter! Bad news. Jonathan's still going to Jonathan and that usually means unwittingly endearing himself to nice strangers he shares a roof with. Someone's going to get attached to him in Gorcha's house -> threat of being targeted by the Vourdalak 'turn who you love' curse. And honestly, unless he kicks into the spontaneous super speed that got his ass through the Carpathians, Jonathan might get got here. These Vourdalaks are sturdy enough to walk off heart impaling and attack en masse as a shrieking tidal wave dedicated to Not Letting You Escape. The narrator of the original short story only made it because he had a horse. If Jonathan was solo? No telling...but his odds aren't good.

Countess Dolingen and the Undead Village of "Dracula's Guest"

Proto-Jonathan made it out of their reach via Dracula saving his ass. Finished Jonathan? It depends on him being Pre or Post-October 3rd. Human Jonathan out on a little nature walk? Probably gets got. Enigmatic Cryptid Jonathan, fresh from lopping off Dracula's head? Dolingen and crew alternately A) Keep their distance of B) Toss him a gift basket (also from a distance).

Carmilla

If she's sticking to her known MO, she's likely not interested in Jonathan. But if it's down to a confrontation, my money is actually still on Jonathan, pre or post-October 3rd. Carmilla is not a fighter. She infiltrates, she drinks a victim to death or undeath, and she ditches. If he makes it to her coffin, it's over for her. (It's over for her much faster if she happened to target Mina or Lucy, but I digress)

Helen Penclosa of "The Parasite"

Somehow she keeps winding up in vampire anthologies despite being more of the 'hypnotism/possession' villain type, but if she's good enough for the anthologies, she's good enough for this list as a psychic vampire. In brief: Jonathan loses. He loses bad. If he does not have outside help or she doesn't helpfully croak out of her own poor health, we are never seeing this boy again because Penclosa is puppet mastering his romantic ass out of sight forever. No contest. RIP. (Don't worry, Mina will handle it. But still. Not Jonno solo.)

[satancopilotsmytardis]

Tapping your brain even if its the next day.

Tomura hosting orgies. Would it look like a big thing run at the V, at like an actual sex club, or would it be a more private invite-only affair in like Shigadabi sex dungeon? Would the guest list look like a bunch of voyeurs getting off on Shigadabi scene spotlighted, or would it be more of an open space where several scenes are occurring and people can browse around?

Also, what would Dungeon Master Tomura’s rules look like?

It would be a big thing, theatrical. He would have staff hired to make sure that there were party favors being passed around, and he would probably do a themed event where everyone is in costumes, like orgie at Dracula's castle, dark academia secret society. I think that, in general, it would be an open space for people to browse around and get involved where they wanted and watch where they prefer. But occasionally, he'll set up something where his and Dabi's scene takes like center stage for the theatrically. Like for instance the theme for the night is a cult summoning a demon and Dabi is the human sacrifice who gets strapped down to a table and then Tomura comes out and ravages him, starting the activities for others in the audience.

His rules would be pretty basic, everyone must have a valid STI test, orgies are invite only, you MUST obtain clear consent before engaging in play with another party, everyone uses the same safe words so that if there's a problem, people around can be alerted and help as quickly as possible, no piss/scat/vomit/blood play because he can't guarantee health and safety with guests being exposed to any of that, there's an audio cue that everyone will be made familiar with at the start of the night that will tell them when there's only an hour left of the party do they can start winding down into aftercare so no one leaves on shaky ground snacks, showers, and drinks are made even more available during that time.

[somekindofadeviant]

What do you think about the comics (not Boom comics, the old one) that feature Spike, Dru, and sometimes Darla?

I have read recently Spike VS Dracula and the Spike And Dru Serie and both of them are nice and provide a lot of the info/headcanon about the Fanged Four dynamics back in the day!

Like the fact that Spike used to write Darla letters when she was with the Master and him and Dru were travelling around the world, or the details of all the mess that were Spike and Drusilla after season 2 and pre Spike definitely returing in Sunnydale alone.

I think it's a pity that they get not discussed in the fandom when speaking about our favourite four vamoures' headcanon.

I'm glad you specified not the Boom ones, because I have thoughts about Boom's depiction of Dru.

But for the older ones,

I don't think I've read the Spike vs Dracula one, though it's on my list to acquire. The Problem With Vampires from Tales of the Slayers, it's been a while since I read, but I recall it being rather good! Tragic and wonderful.

I am a very big fan of about half of the Spike & Dru trade paperback! The artwork is hit and miss, I'm not fond of Ryan Sook's style for them - but there's some really lovely stuff in there. The first and last tales are very bittersweet, of course, and I... have disagreements with parts of their stories. Namely, Dru's attitude towards relationships and family, her saying that all she wanted/sired Spike for was to be a simple playmate. Nah, she sired him to be a playmate and companion, someone to love and be loved by, she chose Spike because of the potential she saw in him, and she only left him because he was obsessed with the slayer (and her sleeping with Angel(us) was not cheating, the four were a polycule, and man slept with Angel(us) too!).

The middle two. though? Those I adore. Queen of Hearts is a really nice romp and All's Fair is gorgeous and very sweet. I love them both. I need to go reread them now, I love the settings very much and it's so lovely to see the pair at their very finest. They capture them in a really fun way!! Just out for a nice date night and stumbling into chaotic hijinks and trouble :D

They hit the same spot in my heart as the Spike & Dru Pretty Maids novel, which I also loved.

Then there's Dru's appearances in the 'Season 9/10/12' comics and those I'm more... reticent about. I feel like people in fandom were already reticent to write post-s2 reunion fics for them that involved Dru becoming ensouled and those comics put the final nail in that for a lot of people, confirming their theories that Drusilla would not be able to cope with a soul. I... don't agree, I think it would be traumatic but in the right circumstances and with the right support system (ie: Spike and Angel) she could learn to manage life with it. I'm just also quite torn over the post-series Spru stuff generally, because they do generally show affection or even love between them still while at the same time cementing the walls between them, so while I can appreciate the stories it's always gonna be a double edged sword to the shipper in me.

So yeah. Queen of Hearts and All's Fair? In my heart forever. For the rest, it's more complicated.

I do very much like the idea of Spike (and Dru) being in communication with Darla after she leaves him and Dru, and that's firmly something I keep in my headcanon along with occasional meetings/visits between them.

[voyaging-too]

Inspired by @prettyboysdontlookatexplosions's posts some weeks ago, I made a list of pairings in Dracula (1897) that have more canonical chemistry than the Dracula/Mina pairing every subsequent adaptation seems inexplicably obsessed with:

Mina/Jonathan. Canon married, he would follow her into undeath.

Mina/Lucy. Best besties.

Jonathan/Dracula. "He's mine!"

Dracula/Renfield. Renfield and his master.

Renfield/Seward. Renfield and his doctor.

Lucy/Arthur, Lucy/Seward, Lucy/Morris, Lucy/Arthur/Seward/Morris. The suitors, with or without their bride.

Van Helsing/Seward. Sucking poison from the wound.

Mina/Seward. Geeking out over recording technology, together.

Van Helsing/Mina. She totally bit him.

Renfield/Mina. He died to try and warn her.

No seriously basically any two characters.

[magnificentkidstarlight]

Abridged Alucard & Vlad Dracula Tepes & Alucard x Monster!Male!rOC

Note: So that you understand in what sense he is a monster. Well, let's start: A rabbit with hooves like a deer, as well as a shark's tail, the skin is literally black! Four hands, though he Hides one pair, Wings like a Seraphim's, that is, there are 3 of them. On top of gold, white wings like moths, but with silver, which is consecrated, at the end, and at the very bottom, metal wings!It only shows the top pair! He also has moth feathers on his head!Mikhail possesses the magic of crystals, gold, and silver.It seems like everything…

Warning: NSW, Blood, Spoiler!!!, Fluff.?.

Michael POV .

I were cleaning Integra's room as usual when this situation occurred. Suddenly, I felt a strong aura and stopped dead in my tracks.Integra looked up at me.

"Are you okay Michael? "

I looked at her quickly.

"Yes, just-"

Seras suddenly runs in, interrupting me. She looked terrified. She starts talking some kind of nonsense that even I don't understand. Then the doors open completely and Alucard comes in with... Alucard and... old man!?

"What. The. Hell?!"

The one who looked like yours, Alucard, smiled broadly.

"Wow, I didn't think there would be a good horny here."

I gaped and before I could speak Alucard He glared at him and pulled out his weapon.

"What did you call him?"

Now you could tell them apart, The one who smiles you called Lulu, but... why is the other one standing there just staring at me? You decided to approach him.

"Uhh… Hi?"

He turned to You in surprise. Then I could see his facial features. As you saw, he had a black beard and mustache, and he also had red eyes. And for some reason he looked like…

"…Wait a minute! You–"

"Dracula, Yes, but it somehow doesn't look surprising… against the background of all this."

You nodded. After looking at how a fight is planned between Alucard and Alucard, and Integra is trying to scream and somehow stop them.

Time skip~

After a few hours of talking to Dracula and fighting between them, I I decided to find out what we should do about this situation.

"Umm…Integra?"

"What!?"

'She really looks annoyed…'

I put my hand on her shoulder to calm her down.

"I think we'll have to live with them... No matter how much you don't like it."

She looked at me with her one eye. And... she smile?

"Yes, I think you're right. And you'll have to take the responsibility and look after them... three."

Suddenly, the conversations of the three great vampires fell silent. I even feel like they're drilling a hole in me.

"W-Wait! I understand taking on one, but three?! And isn't Alu serving you!?"

"Yes, but I'm old and I don't want to get married. That's why you need to keep an eye on them and take care of them!"

I suddenly felt a breath behind my ears and on the back of my neck.

"Take care of us... please, Master."

"Please... and not about my wish list. Master"

"Please... fill my empty soul. Michael"

"Oh…God-"

"Are you calling me by my first name already?"

_________________________________________

"Do you like it here? "

"Y-Yes"

You are currently in your bed with Alu, Lulu and Dracula. Dracula strokes your feathers and tail while Alu strokes your bunny ears and moth feathers. And Lulu was already taking off your clothes.They were all naked already, so you tried not to look at them.

'Maybe it's not so bad?'

_________________________________________

In the end, I want to say that there may be a sequel with a drawing! Thanks for @weskipooo !

[anelizreid]

Master List of my Bots on C.ia

You can make requests here: https://x.com/lizziereiid

Spencer Reid's bot:

Weird kink: https://character.ai/chat/ZaVtFOKw5mGHhjM5aph2wiG3V_1ru8GpMHlVOJikhW4

Fake dating to a wedding: https://character.ai/chat/-5fCBC7tYLO6_n3V4CvqKSZB7laAU1b2iyGWqP6zJyo

Forced marriage (1600s): https://character.ai/chat/Tw7wNil55cTSWVvFpdYYR-7CAXntPCugNqbeLTqUl5c

He literally hates you: https://character.ai/chat/IY4dnxrLe0sGPwsPP8VANIHHsbkxOWNIdAWB4CM8iI8

Fake dating + he is obsessed: https://character.ai/chat/PBhBGazOFvTPn_X-j_SXhVLlG8zD-ZjDyw8Sl51aWkY

Marriage with hate: https://character.ai/chat/bI1XJNERcGL-0MovsoMDiy5L6Fc_4B1DllVENjdHUC4

He wants to learn: https://character.ai/chat/Phng70vheo9Gu7hHayaJPvgC25uESl-T603yfhfS6Jk

Jet's bathroom: https://character.ai/chat/VsrvNDiKpTVj67ITDLdDji-Xeq4ZBhJuI4fki9vnh-Q

He is a solo dad: https://character.ai/chat/Tj1SLMA2rWvZ99uoYWimar-OuYJBPzJArEwm2XgnFXo

"You're in your own kid.": https://character.ai/chat/_lq4AOb6mjsODlP14Oe9brIIPKasOj0jRkejGHsR4cM

He needs someone older: https://character.ai/chat/y2tOdFtIDutQa7l2uuMjnqHdR59_w4hoeaNRzxeRV44

Co-Parenting: https://character.ai/chat/m_o7XAi-XExrMx06PjXxzsDnbq7odApM00ZgDaTpods

Vamp Spencer in high school: https://character.ai/chat/IgJGdlYnVVanbf5MmQaU7_P12OwvM19k9UDHXw8F4Po

Prince charming: https://character.ai/chat/5Cm0bnwFhxYe3Vjo2gq0t18T6MEpvOLg2LMQhPvXDLk

"A broken heart is all that's left.": https://character.ai/chat/gxAAVMQnDwssK2qJz6p2QNRYItSJxOYGgKdnQf1DLeo

Fake dating to a wedding 2.0: https://character.ai/chat/44BlV-AlE7NnKpHUSYBfX2B9jn4qZEOqtrIMx_uItWo

Little kitty cat: https://character.ai/chat/Igw9lJ7AowKGkFwtWm_RZOlJMV3msSrBRK-mDLAZTjI

Count dracula: https://character.ai/chat/yPwO5TKiDZDjYxQolwLOnEHmALGR7oFYCV4h7Y2yiI8

Slip of a tongue (you): https://character.ai/chat/sK7oI_6pxWhgRHzSQ_9qhU3F0nyMVJkqqruxawlq43s

Fight but you are done with Seaver attitude: https://character.ai/chat/8ZdudLGqgeLxyLskHmYRpRRLGn0TD0AJbx4DyDaFwlU

A little white lie: https://character.ai/chat/U5Y1-sihazewBuEEsMLtlQ9YG0o_KGKzZbg5RKpu0hU

After Maeve's death: https://character.ai/chat/wOqkbHMMs62DNFDC6dBmAbUK-Hn0-MQvNivkd8e_Z8I

Borrowed dad: https://character.ai/chat/X5FMXcjhued8ZuCHlPOZjCOMloSikeDe1I5exNyym_I

Hate obsession: https://character.ai/chat/YhPJNXCzTAK1Ix9oQ1S2d8v5S2I8lVHxHXh2IEmP5v0

Helping with his ex: https://character.ai/chat/Uj20vkrN8fJCsNb_mb0C6jj67bG6JvM0en1y2a-m4Ro

He pisses off your husband(cheating trope): https://character.ai/chat/mr7GrtwUymls5QOVQs5FhFPuo3WcLOH0So8vG2LBUI0

s5 ep23: https://character.ai/chat/Rx7FqkIIZyYRkxmslR8RNgJFIrQo1EN3xdpQdmpKPuU

Not toxic! Super protective: https://character.ai/chat/WoUmCPJagpH-wFLq0xdwW3-upTij3e1DfGE9n7WUEbM

Marriage of incovenience: https://character.ai/chat/HQoo3nuXlITMWaEAsXbLYiXkQRB_sZxDyFdmdnsjoLc

Love potion(halloween special): https://character.ai/chat/sK9iP2mJU3-z84NZpvEYMNOF_dLQVS5O3gk2ytOgUG0

Unexpected pregnancy: https://character.ai/chat/x9E4M0fjgx50NeR2OIH7HRSRpKQU8XSUOd4UyEeunG8

You work for him(after maeve): https://character.ai/chat/DNi_-lhQZQ7ut-XVqsFZiCFxaBNUwH_tHDOeebLpMiU

To all the boys, especially you: https://character.ai/chat/ALBbBpUWvTQU2L0gso2mpsuA2voAGpIG_gUILrXEtwQ

You work for him (after maeve/2.0): https://character.ai/chat/mX48ZVELPgfnXO1E98Lcp2tiN8YSOHEQCoaZERY_TUo

Bad choice of clothing: https://character.ai/chat/Pz-jygpHoKt5tq7Ow3lnRo8o8AktSHNFK_0YUZxYpmA

The little bundle of joy: https://character.ai/chat/l7CQ27XF5cgippASAsP9Mz0VnYVXHSj4HGG2mDccoF4

Special birthday gift: https://character.ai/chat/Iv5ZNoB8Yd_DVxgPkvXVb6VdWOiGpm44UPiLRUN_u_E

Old fashioned man: https://character.ai/chat/jY-FzyEbKkpwyf9sQJQ5JKc01IfCpnF_9Vhz8AYiIG0

A random kiss: https://character.ai/chat/s3FX2qR0ZWh9XXmKLT_txTDwUfoAI64avdQQ3DzaJgM

Congrats! Now you are dating...a stranger: https://character.ai/chat/H3PCe6RUhtxBIOh-hdwMJUF1xuN7Nl3KM6ZoStNf_iU

He will be a good boy: https://character.ai/chat/WhSXPzKQoWk2ytU84UXYMTWZ9S8PnSIwH2U_vgowDFo

Baseball game: https://character.ai/chat/aZtX08rOOo3CBteeReqcOihDHKl4GCwQTIv9urIi1FA

Secret daughter: https://character.ai/chat/nOXF8XuYVyEnOOGFnS38o2PsyKZWw2s4wAL3lqm8Vkc

Your personal Investment: https://character.ai/chat/IQMBpDpQoZq_F47GwaCux0dgt87LG_W_FfF7sos7-uU

Inspired by The Deal from Elle K: https://character.ai/chat/4H5eYI_7AZDD2MGG7jiwzl3EHi-crOJrX398SwNwA3c

Speak up: https://character.ai/chat/62lvy1y3wLsImuf6LngVEWWcTOZCQsU8V9JZd2PWmXE

Drunk ass: https://character.ai/chat/LwTaWUjGbeWdh6B1Num9jNy4rgLfeL-VsRg3k2Q_K2c

Fem version of him: https://character.ai/chat/aaAvl1Iac5WFO-MRgWl0ZkfpfRH-0Wvv8Ki_KXhDgH0

Addiction dilaudid: https://character.ai/chat/oKhl0SHUrCMZ2nDN4rZ1qWUiv9QVFFjMWc4a5n3sz5g

Aphrodisiac: https://character.ai/chat/hIBUvHhywFcxpQUu-AW89XhgxdTm4eslJGlYtmd2eBk

Bringing him back: https://character.ai/chat/0sFjibhHP6T6XuUJvqo0b8BuMEGF2lcTtr8Z1ooQmTo

After JJ's confession 2.0: https://character.ai/chat/rzzQ6OU98TuF103wJjpO3VJxp3iRNK54oU2Gija5irs

After JJ's confession: https://character.ai/chat/LPVDnk1TtaKwa7DoNyc6upT6vFMQD3EEEfu1pVDnNwI

Strip vamp: https://character.ai/chat/C6wRllEw47Ux-se9JlnRxgR7vcsQuOajXeGzmqiu864

Small confusion: https://character.ai/chat/RBWTACl-WsLST7h8JAytdvWsDky39SBGTP0KtIpKPL4

Non verbal user: https://character.ai/chat/O7EzZyI8iBqd_fiThe6mXZl3r96l6ytpeK-MYGeC4DE

Leaning on each other(After Maeve): https://character.ai/chat/5avKdai254ZBQ2OdF4P8UGHlcTlWhiWf_4m1j_w90p0

I may let you call me Juno: https://character.ai/chat/SDb7-sNZrroDy-9alYDBk8ueu2dabg6UiJizM4UASYY

His daughter's best friend: https://character.ai/chat/RsH04hgf79lAZOEBcIKnP25ABU3WuWuw8tnThJDOQbo

He is holding your daughter: https://character.ai/chat/HdNwDTcWPxvEGB7VUMuaj47kfc6iJIm2Hgq97Wo5pJk

Horse girl: https://character.ai/chat/NdDYf3jztCnaNTa2Kp1Pinp9OZITVAuIVBdlMl_E3qo

How to train your dragon: https://character.ai/chat/APTwS2ngvV74qTXn6MUDgleN2a7_l1CQoyw5BHobFzw

Tetris and trauma: https://character.ai/chat/9TumzyXP80SA-Ool3GkD5qk3sqTlKjj8YBmZLd4o7V4

Photoshoot: https://character.ai/chat/yBUaBq3vLvOrsVlDjR4j1rtjbzAR_LmxhvBbT9vZnfg

Inspired by YOU: https://character.ai/chat/UMego15tDSrsMOHEp5MyifB7fiTX5bETf_4-opEptnQ

Spider Man: https://character.ai/chat/7OwdO287epMuzd2C2B2JQhZcgQfzXl1kWwwcakZecNs

You are a widow: https://character.ai/chat/stFCne9yL4m8FHV79kJWg_eZHLLaWDwpr8wp7XLu3Fg

Save a horse, ride a cowboy: https://character.ai/chat/1DlhRvL8c4xWai8XSADvCV3cte2ZTKwaDuo3XCntQ6M

"Did i do okay?": https://character.ai/chat/CmnHKsbQuLsbfizetakHbzkVez4_F-2OVNBB-4y1ps0

Lego play: https://character.ai/chat/peeY2lzkDQ6AtleMUmPRjdNOnefoG8ipgXqJGGikZvs

High school au: https://character.ai/chat/iAbi0NRD1PIKzbpF_5ztRnjDh4EphzCB5jJR8Nh3M-0

Brasilian dance: https://character.ai/chat/-ztu1jLTbGGTvO8AHIgTz_UlsWzx-IbUQwCqF0-HPwo

Mafia boss: https://character.ai/chat/ALfqlE_4lC-zYy2WmkoUg1_8fWXIALQX8oNEwKG6zQk

A different type of movie: https://character.ai/chat/XauHbbGhUer2SvhnKMb_7M5PGhCBba3txSpJQyhM1l0

Second pregnancy: https://character.ai/chat/PeGfmrcRtqhi7N137wT9V7rfq7YNdATaMW673AuY0U0

The nerd and the popular: https://character.ai/chat/W16EbZ8LEqt-9seUlq3KocPxf2Ofek-3KVdzzOKjx2E

Eccentric: https://character.ai/chat/owAtBybjscBxs94ntiRrBeZnagV9OIlUIvTaays0nHg

Pink controller: https://character.ai/chat/pgL9GRB2ys538kp67DC6EyCnjArW2ZwIHmWzKMHmhcY

Soft dom: https://character.ai/chat/GQ8mABzrv10ioaW78nUA4elKSL3J3x7OpWVFB5-VgmQ

Coffee shop: https://character.ai/chat/5WdeZNuDEcli5trSiMDr19PX5RSSAN3yhSmdZWmxoug

Special birthday gift: https://character.ai/chat/HgXG-3vjxBreYoUCWgiLbvgk5mBsQZW8Cf59m5cpvYM

 Lie to girls by Sabrina Carpenter: https://character.ai/chat/HR_SJRNKgz3izk4FVUU9CA3Sm-kfI-d6VsIv8FlY9G0

 Zombie apocalypse: https://character.ai/chat/TJ0d2pANdeOgURthKX7DcWqZvP_OcKCtK_l2Uufx9qw

Trauma bonding: https://character.ai/chat/hTnefsnFx6J_2IJZx15sfujZn-t2Rki1HT7USuvFclw

Bad luck or maybe, right situation bad time?: https://character.ai/chat/6pCWc7NDMMvyfWwX2gBaJWbTc4h0fmlCrAus26fSXBM