#Donald Trup

[pineas2]

Bobo der Clown ist tot. Sonst gehts ihm aber gut

Inzwischen hat die Regierung Trump Polizei-Einheiten aus den Bereichen Drogenfahndung und Terrorismusbekämpfung dem Kampf gegen die illegale Immigration zugewiesen. Insgesamt gelang es bereits über 7.000 Sans-Papiers festzunehmen und viele davon auch schon abzuschieben. Man schätzt allerdings, dasss es etwa 13 Millionen Illegale gibt. Das Amt für Entwicklungshilfe wurde inzwischen dem…

[ivovynckier]

I read that it was AR-15. Any chance for gun control now, MAGA boys?

[jessica-marie-baumgartner]

We had to cover my dog's ears when they got to this haha

[third-new]

Trump says the US Sovereign Bank Fund Wealth Fund says Tiktoks can buy

President Donald Trump Executive order signed On Monday, it was recommended to buy a Tiktok to buy a US sovereignty fund. The funds from the US Bank TRUES and commercial departments are expected to be created in the next 12 months. Trump said the rate of reuters “tax and other intelligence can be funded by the TRUP. Grandchildren Executive order signed The Tiktok Ban defline last month will be…

[newtras]

Trump says the US Sovereign Bank Fund Wealth Fund says Tiktoks can buy

President Donald Trump Executive order signed On Monday, it was recommended to buy a Tiktok to buy a US sovereignty fund. The funds from the US Bank TRUES and commercial departments are expected to be created in the next 12 months. Trump said the rate of reuters “tax and other intelligence can be funded by the TRUP. Grandchildren Executive order signed The Tiktok Ban defline last month will be…

[satrthere]

Trump says the US Sovereign Bank Fund Wealth Fund says Tiktoks can buy

President Donald Trump Executive order signed On Monday, it was recommended to buy a Tiktok to buy a US sovereignty fund. The funds from the US Bank TRUES and commercial departments are expected to be created in the next 12 months. Trump said the rate of reuters “tax and other intelligence can be funded by the TRUP. Grandchildren Executive order signed The Tiktok Ban defline last month will be…

[newsmatik]

Rubio's lands were killed as Trump threatened to 'taking' canal. Donald Trump News

The Secretary of the Government following the President Donald Trump to capture the Panama Banket. State Marco Rubio has collected his private journey to Panama, which is very powerful to catch the President Donald Trup. Checking his five regional lands, Rubio is expected to encourage the Panama’s strategic path and to meet President Mulino on Sunday. “There is no accident next to my first trip…

[barneysbigstompers]

“im not gonna vote for kamala bc she doesn’t believe in jesus” ooo shut up RIGHT now bc donald trup LITERALLY committed BLASPHEMY the WORST sin

[flameontheotherside]

Oh here's a roll of paper towels...

Better yet, A fUcKing AnChOR.

[zyciestolicy]

Orban wyśmiał lewaków: Potrzebujemy mniej drag queen, więcej Chucka Norrisa

Orban wyśmiał lewaków: Potrzebujemy mniej drag queen, więcej Chucka Norrisa

Premier Węgier Viktor Orban wystąpił w czasie kongresu amerykańskich konserwatystów Conservative Political Action Conference. Szydził w trakcie wystąpienia z lewackich dyrdymałów, jakie przypisują mu “postępowe media” w Europie. Europejski rasista i antysemita, koń trojański Putina – zareklamował się Viktor Orban, który był gościem kongresu Conservative Political Action Conference. Spotykają się…

[mysharona1987]

[nadipiece]

#BLACK LIVES MATTER

[sahrahaber]

Trump, gösterilerdeki “heykel vandallığına” karşı kararname imzalayacağını açıkladı https://sahrahaber.com/trump-gosterilerdeki-heykel-vandalligina-karsi-kararname-imzalayacagini-acikladi/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=tumblr

[artisto702]

Her Contributions to America are purely sexual

[yanderemontgomerygator]

headncnaon/famcition: motngienry gator is gandwre for glamroci fredy an he anounces his love for glamrock frsy on the joe rogna podcas but glamrok rredy doesnt se it becus glamrock feeddy is a liberal an doesn waicth joe rign [rogna part 1]

start

[mintgoemry gator was backstag in a recordig studio geting redy for the most impoernant day of his lif. he recently askd hid fsvorit podcast host Joe Rogna to go ont the show to confes his lov to his on true love, flameock fredy. he put a comb thruough his mohwawk an ate some bresth mints. he was redy. ther was a knock on his dor.]

joe rogna assustant: montgomeru gator joe roga is ready for y[u. hury up. he dos not wait.

motngoemru gator: COMIG.

[montoymeryvgator grabed one final thig, his retro 80s bombox, an ran to the studio where jog rogan was filming abot how muc he hates womeb.]

jod rognan: hey gyuys at hom. how many women dos it tak to screw in a lightbulb? 0. they hav to get there HUSBADS TOO DO IT. HAHAGAGAGAHAHAH okay and now fror my guest fr the episod. this is monthoemry gato from five nirba at fredies. he is very republian an hates minorites. plea guve him a rond of aplaus!!!!

[there wold be no aplaus as motngormry gator walks up to the set an sits down after givig the camer a figner guns.]

motngoemry gator: helo joe

joe rognan: helo motngoemru gator. so i hear you hate munorities an love donald trup!

mothiemru gator: yeah i was frends wiht a minority once in kingergarden an they askd to borow my crayon an then when thy gav it back it was USED.

joe tohnan: wow omg the minorites ar out of control.

mintgoemry gaator: i kno rite. but at lest we hav donad trup who understads the strugle.

jeleoe rohnag: yes so true. anywa i hear you hav someting improtant to tel to somone?

motngformry gator: oh yes. yis.

[motngienryvgator would dtand up on his sest an raise his rtro 80s bombox o er his head. the boombox started playing 'cant help flaing in love with you.']

motngoemry gator: glamrovk fredy, when i firs layed my eyes on you i thot you were anoying an ugly. but now, i se that you are truly besutifl an hot an sexy. every time we are togethr i stare at your bobies an i think abot myself bouncig them an being like boinga bonga boinga boo . i lov yoy. so muc. wil you be my boyefrend?????

joe rogna shiw cast: awwwwwwww

joe togna: wow bro tht was dep! an it wold be beautiful if it wasnt abot 2 men!!!!

montyoemry gator: thak you joe rogna. thak you.

[the sho continuesd with motngoemry gator an joe rogn talkig about everythig that is wrog wth joe bidens america. ther was some in depth conversaton about how the govermet shold mandate girlfrens to single men an watchig som funy tiktok about how womrn belog in the kitchen an hoe theres only 2 gengars. eventusly, the podcst ended, an motngienrtut gator was getig into uis car to go hom when he hesrd joe rogna runing out of the buikding, calig motngomerys nam.]

joe rognan: MOTHOMRY! MOTNGOEMRY!

motngoenry gator: oh hi joe ronan! whatd up?

joe rigan: i forgor to giv you this. as a thak yoy for comig obto my show.

[joe handed motngoentu a signed pair of joe rogn pants]

joe rognan: i signd my nam on the crotch area. i am strait but i thot yoy wold want that sinc you are gay. :) made in americ btw

montginery gator: wow....! thaks joe rogna! i wil wear thes to the pizaria tomorow!!!! al my frend wil be SO JEALUS!

joe rogjajn: yeah no ptoblem. but i als wanted to say thak you. i havent ben able to be this vocal abot hating women an minorites in so log. even with othr republicn co hosts i hav to kep some of it surpresed.... well, excep for when im woth Ben Shirpo i gues but... it fels good, you kno? to get it off my chest.... an to see a gay persn tht als thinks gay peple ar cringe like i do... *he blushs*

motngoemry gator: hey man no problec. yoy kno what i say. if the are not cisHET thn you can BET. That i hate thm.

[joe an motngienty gator share a harty cisgendr lqugh as motngoenry gator gets in his car an drives of. joe rogas laug sloely tirns into a sigh as he watchs montgoentu gators ford f150 with ad-on carbom emiters drive away. montgomrys country acent and his clear lak of belief in globl warmig made joe blush even mor. ever sinc him and ben shariro broke up, he ha had to supres his hatre. but everyting with montgonery felt so... real.]

(next day)

[mitngirmry gator was on his way to the pizaria to met his friends an to get glamrok fredy's answer to his confesion. he ran in and was met wit his 3 frends, Glamrociok Frredy, Glaricu Chica an Roxnan Wolf talkig as normal.]

glMdock fredy: im just sayig. they shold paint the statu of liberty to be gold agan. i wan tto se it in its original stat!

roxan wokf: for the last FUKIG TIME FREDY. IT WASNT GOLD IT WSS FUCKING COPPER. IF YOT CANT GET YOR COLORS RIGT THEN YOY HAV NO SAY OVR THE ISUE.

glamroci chida: but the blu is SO pret! it remids me of the inocence of youth! :)

roxasane wolf: ITS GREEN. THE STATU ID FUCKING GREEN.

glarock freddy: didnt you jus say it was coper?

rocnane wolf: I GRRRRRRRRRRRARARARRARAARARARARARARARARARAGRGRGRGRGRGRGRGRGRGRGRGGRAARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARHDGDUFGSHDGWUDTSHETEGGEGEGSFSTADFWTS4AFZGDGEGSGSHOWLHOWLHOWLHOTLELELLRYOKRJRHRHEGGEGRGEBBAKRBATKVAKRBEIEHRHRHEHRHRHTRARARARAARARARARARARA

motnhoemry gator: hey guys im her! :)

glamrok chida: o hEy motigoery!

glamfock fredy: hey motngeyromry :)

motngormryvgator: so, glwkrock fredy.... um... wh.. w.... whts your answer.....

glamrok fredy: ? my anseer to what?

mithnoenry gator: to... my confesion? og lov?

roxane wolf: YOUR FUKIG WHAT

glamrok chica:OMG YOU TO ARE IN LOV????

glamrotk fredy: ...confession?? of live? i'm so sory mintogmeru when did you confes that?

motngkemry gatir: l.. last night? on joe rognas podcast?

[everyon froze an loked at mintgomery]

roxan wolf: what the actul fuck mitngomery?

glamrok chica: you actuly went on that bigots podcst? 1wilingly?

monomery gator: hes not a bigot he jus doesbt like womrn and minorities.

glameock chica: ?????????????????

glamrock fredy: um... montgomry, why did yoy thik i would se that? im a bernie sandres voter i dont wath joe rgnen??

montgoery gator: b.. becus we all hat womrn? an minorities???

glamrok fredy: NO WE FUKING DONT?

roxan wolf: we are litraly al lgbt motngeomey we ARE AL FUKIG MINORITIES.

motgoemry gator: loo we're geting off topic. glamrok fredy do you acept my lov or not.

glamrok fredy: ...yoy know, mongomery.... i kno you are from a red stat with your acent.. i thot maybe you wer diferent but.. your not. you ar just a clos minded tepublican... mayb if yoy confesed like a normal gator i wold hav acepted, but im glax yoy showd your true colors. i wold never want to dat someonr as bigotted as yoy.

[motnngoemry gator stod in shock as everyon noded in agrement wih glamrok fredy. a singl tear fel from behind motngomrys glases as he ran out of the pizaria. he coldnt believ he was frends wit a bunch of libral freaks, an he coldnt believ he had a crush on a BERNAL SANDERS voter... with a mix of emotons, he ran to the only plac he felt lik home, an knockd on the dor. the person insid opened it up.]

joe rogna: motngiemry? your back???,

mtogneorny gator: joe.... h... *crying* HE SAID NO...

joe rngan: oh.. jeez.....

motngoenry gator: an he *sniff* h- he said he dosnt watch the podcas.... a... an he voted for bernie sandser..... *sobbig*

joe rognan: oh... Oh my good god motngoemry im so sory... her, com insid, come isnide.

[joe rnan led montgomery agtor inside an comfortd him while he was cryig. he made montgomry some alphabt soup but every leter asid from U S and A were takn out of th box.]

montgimery gato: a- an *snifle* an then i told them i hatd women an minorits an *snif* an they said that was FUKED UP *full cryig*

joe rognan: i kno how it fels montgomry....

motngoemey gator: y.. yu do?

joe rngna: yes. i always hav stupic librals in my coments an my twiter sayig i am a terible person... an i am a bigot.... bjt realy THEY are the bigots.... for hatig ME....

motgoermy gato: wow... t... that is so tru... thhaks for the soup by the wa. it only had 12 piecs of macroni in it becus you removd al the other leters hut it was nice still.

joe rogna: of cours.

montgomr6 gator: y.. you didn, donat the other leters to people who ned food right?

jo roga: nop... i thrw them al in th trash. *he blushes*

montgoemry gator: *blushes to* hehe... thats what i thot....

[joe rogna an motngoemry garoe pasionately looks into eachothrs eyes. they get closr togethr as they bot blush even mor. the 2 lock lips an mak ot on the spot. they touch eachothrs arms romanticly as thy mix tongues. montgomery an joe rogna get of of eachothr an lok into ezchothrs eyes.]

motngormry gsto: wooag.....

joe togna: no homo

motngomeryvgatir: no..... no, joe..... lots of homo....

jo e rogna: .... ye.... homo....

[they hold hans an look at eachothr]

jo rogna: hey mongomery.... wokd you wan to sleep her tonigh?

kotngoemry yator: yes... yes i wold.

jon gorgna: col... cool....

motngoemry gator: but what abot glamrok feedy an the others? they ar gona try an get me fired from fiv nights at fredys for SHORE!

jof rogan: no.... mongomery, fiv nights at fredies has ben infested with liberals... you kno what we hav to do riht?

motgoenry gator: yes.....

[montgomry gator gets up an pounds his fists togethr]

motogmery gqtor: we have to TAKE OVR five nigts at freddies.... an mak it REPUBICAN....

[part 1 end]

hey gus sory for lack of posts i was busy an i neded moment after hearig about suprem court. anywa, this fic is gona be a multi partr so kep look out for rogna part 2! i hop yoy enjoyed! an as i say undr politic posts, i am a libereal. bye by :)