#Donald Trump and baby

[only-cat-memes]

My president

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was forced to read a Donald Trump autobiography for one of my college courses. It was just the plot of Boss Baby. He thought nobody would notice. 

[inkpalace]

leave moo deng out of this

[yacoupalnahal]

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[ourfandomcrazyuniverse]

If Trump supporters lose they’re upset because they can’t be as openly hateful anymore. If anyone else loses they’re upset because their rights and their lives are being taken away

[rejectingrepublicans]

Actual photo of Coke Jr being birthed.

[lasloser-mc-useless]

A collection of God awful American beanie babies I found on beaniepedia.

Of corse there's the Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton beanies.

Did they really, uh girl. Just give it eyelashes a president?

Also, they made a republican/democrat beanies.

You can tell which is my photo because the background is a mess. Yeah, I own those two. I live in the UK. Why did they sell these here? It's not like we're selling toys based on the tories to other countries.

Also, for context. No one in my family knew what these plushies meant when we brought them.

[typhoontroubadour]

[witchboychan]

Witch Tip 127

For the American witches trying to curse Trump (and I guess the rest of ya'll too) who are using the excuse that your target "has a shield keeping the spells away"

You're stupid.

My number one tip for my curse-prone witches:

If they have a "shield"/ward up, and you are 100% certain they do, make the curse stick to them. It is not rocket science. Add some molasses, glue, or another sticky object to your curse.

You are a witch for fucks sake, you can have the gods on your side. Let them help you.

This Nazi isn't as strong as you think he is. I pity you for thinking he is.

Go for the juggular. Make the curse stick, and hit as hard as you want. I'm pissed that I have to say this. But here we are.

Oh, and also, hexes don't work instantly. All the hexes people are throwing at Trump could hit him later. Just saying...

[dearreaders-things]

When the man who gives the order

Is born next time 'round on the boats sent back

When the bodies starving at the border

Are on TV giving people the sack

Be (2019, Wasteland, Baby!) - Hozier

[catwouthats]

“How can this many people simply vote for Trump in the first place?”

✨Gaslighting✨

And

✨Teaching themselves apathy because they have been pushed to the brink and are only focused on their own survival and think that this guy will give it because he

gaslight themmmm✨

[thashining]

But were the emotional ones?

[persephone-belladonna]

things we “learned” in this debate

• people are eating cats and dogs

• democrats want to kill babies

• trump sends love letters to Kim Jong Un, and

• trump is super gay, he misses biden so much

what did i miss?

[curiositysavesthecat]

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[odinsblog]

Republicans excel at the, “Rules for thee, but not for me” form of governance.

[schlorb]

execute the baby