#Dodge Nitro parts

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Revamping Your Ride - Essential Spare Parts and Upgrades for Dodge Nitro and Dodge Caliber

When it comes to maintaining and upgrading your Dodge Nitro or Dodge Caliber, having the right spare parts is crucial. Both models, known for their reliability and performance, can benefit immensely from timely maintenance and thoughtful upgrades. This article will guide you through essential Dodge Nitro spare parts, Dodge Caliber parts, and potential upgrades to ensure your vehicle stays in peak condition.

The Importance of Genuine Dodge Spare Parts

Before diving into specific parts and upgrades, it's important to emphasize the value of using genuine spare parts. Genuine Dodge parts are designed to meet the specific requirements of your vehicle, ensuring optimal performance and longevity. Whether you're looking for Dodge Nitro spare parts or Dodge Caliber spare parts, authenticity matters. Using OEM (Original Equipment Manufacturer) parts can prevent potential issues that arise from using subpar aftermarket alternatives.

Essential Dodge Nitro Spare Parts

The Dodge Nitro, with its robust build and powerful performance, still requires regular maintenance to maintain its edge. Key Dodge Nitro spare parts to consider include:

Brake Pads and Rotors: High-quality brake pads and rotors are essential for safe driving. Regularly check and replace them to ensure effective braking performance.

Suspension Components: Over time, suspension parts like shock absorbers and struts wear out. Replacing them with genuine Dodge Nitro parts can improve ride comfort and handling.

Air Filters: Keeping your engine air filter clean and replacing it when necessary ensures optimal engine performance and fuel efficiency.

Oil Filters: Regular oil filter changes are critical for maintaining engine health. Using genuine Dodge oil filters can help keep your engine running smoothly.

Spark Plugs: Worn-out spark plugs can affect your vehicle’s performance. Ensure they are replaced with high-quality Dodge Nitro parts.

Upgrading Your Dodge Nitro

Beyond regular maintenance, upgrading your Dodge Nitro can significantly enhance its performance and appearance. Some popular upgrades include:

Performance Exhaust Systems: Upgrading to a performance exhaust system can improve horsepower and torque while providing a more aggressive exhaust note.

Cold Air Intakes: Installing a cold air intake can increase airflow to the engine, boosting performance and efficiency.

Lift Kits: For off-road enthusiasts, a lift kit can provide additional ground clearance and improved off-road capability.

Custom Wheels and Tires: Upgrading to larger, more aggressive wheels and tires can enhance both the look and performance of your Dodge Nitro.

Essential Dodge Caliber Parts

The Dodge Caliber, known for its versatility and practicality, also requires regular maintenance to remain in top shape. Key Dodge Caliber parts to focus on include:

Timing Belts: Regularly check and replace the timing belt to prevent potential engine damage.

Fuel Filters: Keeping the fuel filter clean ensures efficient fuel delivery to the engine, promoting better performance.

Brake Components: Similar to the Nitro, maintaining the brake pads and rotors on your Caliber is crucial for safety.

Battery: Ensure your battery is in good condition, especially before long trips, to avoid unexpected breakdowns.

Headlights and Taillights: Replacing worn-out bulbs with genuine Dodge Caliber parts ensures optimal visibility and safety.

Upgrading Your Dodge Caliber

Upgrading your Dodge Caliber can improve its performance, comfort, and style. Consider the following upgrades:

Suspension Upgrades: Upgrading to a sport-tuned suspension can enhance handling and ride quality.

Infotainment System: Installing a modern infotainment system with navigation and Bluetooth capabilities can greatly improve the driving experience.

Interior Upgrades: Upgrading the upholstery and adding features like heated seats can enhance comfort and luxury.

Performance Chips: Installing a performance chip can optimize the engine’s performance, providing more power and better fuel efficiency.

Where to Find Quality Dodge Parts

Finding the right Dodge Nitro parts and Dodge Caliber parts is crucial for both maintenance and upgrades. Consider sourcing your parts from reputable dealers and online stores that specialize in genuine Dodge parts. This ensures you receive high-quality components that are designed specifically for your vehicle. Maintaining and upgrading your Dodge Nitro or Dodge Caliber involves more than just routine checks; it’s about using the right parts and making smart upgrades. Whether you need Dodge Nitro spare parts, Dodge Caliber spare parts, or are looking to upgrade your vehicle’s performance and comfort, investing in genuine parts and quality upgrades can make a significant difference. Keep your vehicle in top condition and enjoy a superior driving experience by prioritizing authenticity and quality in every part and upgrade you choose.

[satoshi-mochida]

Mecha girl action game Dolls Nest launches in 2024

From Gematsu

Mecha girl action game Dolls Nest will launch for PC via Steam in 2024 with English and Japanese language support, developers NITRO PLUS and NITRO ARTS announced.

Here is an overview of the game, via its Steam page:

About

Dolls Nest is a 3D action game where you control a mecha girl as she explores the gigantic factory world of Hod on her journey to uncover the truth. Hod, the world which you inhabit, is a massive crater crawling with armored units. Broken machines and ruined buildings are strewn across its landscape. But fate can be cruel. You must scavenge the land for resources if you wish to survive in this ruined world. Make use of the parts and items you find on your journey, and overcome the trials that lie before you.

Story

Doll. My darling doll… Your birth is nigh, so leave the cradle. They plundered my body, my limbs ripped of, my eyes gouged. To reclaim all, I give birth to you. Awaken, my doll. It is time for battle.

Key Features

Combat – Dodging and using weapons will consume energy. Be sure to manage your energy well and avoid running out of energy in the middle of a fight.

Exploration – Aim to defeat the area boss and discover new unexplored areas. Some events may even trigger along the way.

Customization – Frame Units are capable of changing out and customizing parts. Select parts that are best suited for the situation at hand.

Watch a new trailer below. View the first screenshots at the gallery. Visit the official website here.

Story Trailer

[guardiandeterminationteam]

Name: Inkuyzujadly.

Real age: 1,225 years

Human age: 23 years

Who is she?:

She is a being made of light and a large part of divine essence.

Being a being of light, she does not have a physical body and so she adopted a human appearance.

She was created by Elathyley's sister: Elatenjadly.

Currently...she and Core!Sukisarayx live together in Subtertale in Ketteiville.

Appearance:

She is a divinity with an ethereal and vibrant figure that reflects her connection with colors and the creation of the multiverse.

Her hair is little long and and white and super light yellow.

Her eyes change between violet and pink tones.

Her skin is light.

Clothing:

A flowing cape with purple, blue and pink tones.

A dress made of gold and purple fabric.

Violet gloves with gold touches.

At her waist she has a golden belt, from which hang ink bottles of various colors that she uses to feel positive emotions.

She goes barefoot.

Abilities:

She has the abilities of Ink! Sans.

She has her mother's abilities such as: immortality, omnipotence, omnipresence and omniscience.

Personality:

She shares many characteristics with Ink! Sans but with a more mature and thoughtful approach due to her direct connection with her mother and family.

She is very kind and optimistic, but she is also a faithful and great protector and guardian of the multiverse.

Although she is outgoing and loves to help, she also has a deep sense of responsibility due to her role as a divinity.

What role does she have?:

She created an alliance with Subtertale Rocío, Subtertale Lyra, Subtertale Chara, Suwappytertale Stelliny, Core!Sukisarayx and Subtertale Sans.

The alliance is called: Hoshikarygadian.

She is the leader of said alliance.

The mission of the alliance is to protect and maintain the balance of the multiverse, peace and harmony.

They all become the new and definitive protectors of the multiverse.

Name: Shiperaxpatertale Sans/Eraxsukuxuy.

Real age: 21 years

(Eraxsukuxuy was previously original Subtertale Sans).

(Eraxsukuxuy AU is called: Shiperaxpatertale).

Who is she?:

In Shiperaxpatertale...Sans, after several genocidal routes carried out by Lyra, lost a bit of his sanity.

Also he got post-traumatic stress because he saw his brothers, his friend Toriel and all the monsters in the underground die over and over and over again all those times.

This Sans had a drastic plan to stop Lyra forever. The plan was as follows:

He would save his brothers: Papyrus and Stelliny from being killed by Lyra.

After saving them, Sans told them to go to the barrier and not move from there until he arrived.

After that, they both listened to Sans and left.

Sans once the two left, teleported to Alphys's laboratory, where he injected himself with an immense amount of determination and gave himself a little fragment of Rocío's divine essence that he found in a jar.

After that...he transformed into a half-divine human girl.

After all this...she teleported to the courtroom and once Lyra got there...the fight began.

After the fight...she kills Lyra and after Lyra returns...she tells her that she has to do a reset and do the pacifist route and after doing it...destroy the reset.

Lyra after listening to her decides not to obey her and attacks.

She dodges the attack and becomes angry and grabs Lyra's soul and teleports to the determination extractor and there she extracts all the determination and then kills her definitively.

After that...she teleports to the barrier and uses her determination and the human souls to break the barrier and after that she and her brothers go to the surface.

Once on the surface...she explains everything that happened to them in a way that they both understand.

At first they don't understand anything but after she explains it to them again...they both understand.

Currently...she and her siblings live in her Au in Jasuttisuville.

Appearance:

She is a half-divinity human girl with an ethereal, dark and fearsome figure.

Her hair is long, black and magenta.

Her eyes change between dark red and dark yellow.

A jet black and purple liquid falls from her eyes.

Her skin is pale.

Clothing:

A long black and dark blue scarf with black lines.

A very dark red and gold long-sleeved sweater.

A purple and gold skirt.

Dark red stockings.

Black gloves with red touches.

Black and red shoes.

Abilities:

She has the abilities of Error Sans.

She has immense determination.

She has immense hatred.

Corruption of souls.

Teleportation.

Absolute manipulation of space and time.

Intangibility.

Personality:

She is marked by desperation, her little madness and her post-traumatic stress.

She still has a small part of her former self, although that part is oppressed by her little madness and post-traumatic stress.

She is not very cruel and murderous, although she occasionally shows doubts, regret and empathy with anyone and also with her allies.

What role does she have?:

She created an alliance with Hokorytertale Sans, Hokorytertale Stelliny, Hizumikiyugyx, Yamynodarakushatertale Sans and Yamynodarakushatertale Stelliny.

The alliance is called: Jigokarymihakai.

She is the leader of said alliance.

The mission of this alliance is: to destroy the balance of the multiverse and peace and harmony because she lost all peace, hope and harmony of her Au and also because she hates knowing that all this exists in the multiverse.

[jiro-sensei]

Lighter Release Week: Day 2

Day 2 prompt choices involved TIME so I went with "quickie!"

Please enjoy this short and quickly written fic!

PS: I was sooooooo tired, especially at the end. So sorry if the quickie is, well, quick lol

Note: Here is the link to the ao3 https://archiveofourown.org/works/60876907 Check out others involved in the challenge!

“Shhh! Everyone, quiet. He’s coming!” Lucy hushed the crowd that was crouched in the open air diner hiding amongst the decorations, counters, tables, and booths. Caesar was in charge of hitting the lights when the time was right, Piper helped Lucy prepare the group huddled amongst the floor of Cheesetopia, while Burnice was busy making sure there would be enough Nitro fuel to go around. Amongst the crowd, Wise kneeled next to his sister as they waited for the birthday boy to arrive. He glanced around in the dark at all the different guests who came to surprise the AI construct. The rest of the Cunning Hares were there of course but also were the friendly faces of Belobog and Victoria House Keeping. It was the Sons of Calydon who wanted to plan the party, but they left the guest list up to Nicole since she knew more of Billy’s recent acquaintances.

As the party silently waited, Wise could hear two very familiar voices walking up to the diner door, “... And I was just SO confused! Not one person said ‘happy birthday’ to me yesterday!”

“Damn, Brother… But, it’s just a day.” On instinct, Wise’s body seemed to react once he heard that familiar deep voice. He had been casually dating the biker for a few months now, but just the sound of his voice can still cause his heart to race.

“I know man, but it’s kind of special to me.” Billy sounded so dejected, but it was all part of the plan, according to the others. Treat Billy the same as always on his birthday, and then surprise him the next day! But Wise couldn’t help but feel horrible when Billy stopped by to play games and Wise needed to act like nothing else was important about the day. He could tell Billy seemed disappointed, but he didn’t want to ruin the surprise.

The click-clack of boots coming up the Cheesetopia steps could be heard echoing throughout the room. Lighter pushed open the door and walked into the dark restaurant. Billy cautiously followed, “Hey, I know you guys help run this place, but it looks a little closed… Should we find someplace else for you to treat…”

As soon as Billy entered the establishment, Caesar hit the lights and everyone popped up from where they were squatting and shouted, “Surprise! Happy Birthday!” There was laughter, clapping, hoots, and haulers as a blubbering Billy tried to pull himself together.

“You guys…!” Billy was over the moon as he was surrounded by friends.

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The night was going smoothly! Everyone was enjoying a glass of Nitro Fuel while chowing down on the best appetizers Cheestopia had to offer. Music from the jukebox was blasting tunes and people were scattered around the restaurant enjoying all sorts of conversations. Wise was in the middle of speaking with Caesar about management strategies when he felt a gentle touch on his hip and a breathy whisper in his ear, “Can you join me outside for a moment?” Lighter’s lips near his ear made him quiver, a reaction he did his best to hide while in front of Caesar King.

“Caesar, would you excuse me for a moment? I need to go check something.” Caesar raised an eyebrow, but smiled and nodded before turning around and starting another lively conversation with a different group. Wise turned around to ask Lighter what was up, but when he did, the fighter was gone. He looked towards the doorway and found Lighter walking out and away from the paradise of cheese. Wise carefully weaved his way through the crowd, dodging full glasses and waving arms. When he made it to the entrance and down the stairs to the main street, Wise looked around for his partner. Suddenly, Wise heard a low whistle to his left. He looked and saw a familiar red scarf, leading him into the darkness behind the building. The proxy smirked and obediently obeyed, quickly making his way into the unknown.

Behind the building was darker than Wise expecting and it was taking a while for his eyes to adjust. He could hear the faint sound of music and laughter of guests from the party above, so to be sure no one would hear him, he did his best to whisper a shout, “Lighter?!... Where are you?” As if summoned, Wise felt the hands of the biker grab him from the shadows and pull him into a passionate kiss. As their lips moved together, Wise placed his hands on Lighter's shoulders to steady himself from the heat that was quickly moving to his head.

Lighter broke the kiss with a soft peck and pressed his forehead to his partners, “Sorry to pull you away… You just looked so good.”

Wise laughed under his breath, “Do you think I would have come if I didn’t want to?”

Lighter placed a gentle kiss on the other man’s forehead, then on his temple, then his cheek, then his ear before whispering, “How about a quick one before we head back?” Wise nodded in agreement, but Lighter shook his head and spoke softly in his ear one more time, “Use your words.”

As soon as a quivering “Yes,” left Wise’s lips, the taller man moved the smaller up against the building wall. Lighter pinned him there and pressed their lips together with wild fury. Lighter’s hands made quick work of Wise’s pant buckles as well as his own. Wise had one hand gripping the back of the fighter’s hair and the other his shoulder in anticipation of what was to come. Lighter nimbley reached down into Wise’s boxers and pulled out his cock, never breaking the kiss. The touch of Lighter’s fingers along with the night air sent shivers down Wise’s spine. Lighter quickly did the same with his own prick, both were hard and beginning to leak precum at the tip.

Lighter broke the kiss, but never stepped away. He looked Wise in the eye as he grabbed both dicks, holding them together between his two large hands. Lighter began to, slowly at first, pump his hands around them at a teasingly slow pace. “Sorry…” Lighter began, “This will have to do for now since we don’t have much time, or lube.”

Wise shook his head, doing his best to keep eye contact with his partner, “It’s fine… But… Can you go faster?”

Lighter’s mouth turned into a shit-eating grin, “I’m sorry, what was that, baby?”

Wise let out a soft moan “Please?”

“Come on, baby. Please, what?”

“Please… can you go faster?”

Lighter leaned forward slightly to kiss him on the lips, “Good boy.” And then went full speed on jerking them both off! Wise dug his nails into Lighter's shoulder and pulled at the back of his hair from the shock of the sudden pleasure. Lighter tugged repeatedly, not breaking his rhythm, watching the pleasure on Wise’s face as they experienced this feeling together. Lighter grunted as he tried to catch his breath and stay focused on the task at hand, but as his climax was approaching it was becoming harder and harder, “Wise… I’m close.”

“Me too…” Wise leaned his head forward and kissed Lighter hard on the lips. Lighter didn’t think he had it in him but the pure excitement from Wise’s soft lips caused him to pump even faster. It wasn’t long until they both came in spurts over Lighter’s hands. Wise’s whole body shook as he came down from his high. Lighter moaned into the proxy’s mouth as he finished.

Lighter luckily has the foresight to put napkins into his back pocket before inviting Wise out for a quickie. He cleaned up what he could and the two decided that once they got back to the party they would beeline it for the bathroom. For now, they fixed up what they could and hoped nobody would ask why they were gone for more than five minutes.

[cuzikan]

The Anatomy of the 427 SOHC – Ford’s Answer to the HEMI that was banned from NASCAR and went drag racing.

What is the most feared engine ever to come out of Ford? A very subjective question – but the Boss 302, 427 Tunnel Port, Boss 429 come to mind. All these are candidates, but a lot of people would say that distinction belongs to the 427 SOHC. Mostly referred to as a 427 “Cammer” or “Sock”.

1964 was the year that Richard Petty won the Daytona 500 with the new Dodge 426 Hemi. Ford was running the 427 Hi-Riser that year and won the majority of NASCAR races. The writing was on the wall and the boys at Ford had to come up with an answer to the new Hemi. Within 90 days, Ford took what it learned from the 255ci Dual Overhead Cam Indy motor and applied it to the bulletproof 427ci FE motor. The displacements started at 332ci and grew to 428ci. The baddest of the bad of these were the 427’s and the King of the 427’s is the 427 SOHC!

The shortblock for the “cammer” was basically all 427 hi-riser. Ford wanted to keep the cost down by using as many off-the-shelf parts as it could. The crank was the 427 forged steel version that was cross-drilled at both the mains and rods. This crank with the steel hi-riser connecting rods and special “hemi-head” pistons was the ticket needed to live at 7500 rpms. Increased oil pressure and updated water pump helped to keep all fluids flowing no matter what the conditions were.

The main thing that drew your eyes to this motor was the massive valve covers, which were made from magnesium. One look and you knew that this was no ordinary engine. The heads were cast iron and wide. With a machined combustion chamber putting the compression ratio at 12.0:1. The intake ports were a “tunnel port” design that fed 2.25″ intake valves and through 1.90″ exhaust valves, gases exited out D shaped exhaust ports. Hollow stem intake valves were used and the exhaust valve stem were sodium filled to help control the heat that is generated at 7500 rpms.

The first public mention of the Cammer V8 appeared in the Daytona Beach Morning Journalon Feb. 23, 1964. Beaten up at Daytona all month by the new 426 Hemi engines from the Dodge/Plymouth camp, Ford officials asked NASCAR to approve an overhead-cam V8 the company had in the works. But as the Journal reports here, NASCAR boss Bill France turned thumbs down on Ford’s proposed engine. France regarded overhead cams and such to be European exotica, a poor fit with his down-home vision for Grand National stock car racing.

Even though France barred the SOHC V8 from NASCAR competition, Ford proceeded to develop the engine anyway, hoping to change Big Bill’s mind. In May of 1964, a ’64 Galaxie hardtop with a Cammer V8 installed was parked behind Gasoline Alley at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway, where the assembled press corps could get a good look at it.

On October 19, 1964, NASCAR moved to ban all “special racing engines,” in its words, eliminating both the Cammer Ford and the Chrysler 426 Hemi from Grand National competition for 1965. Chrysler responded by temporarily withdrawing from NASCAR, while Ford continued on with its conventional 427 pushrod engine in NASCAR and took the SOHC engine to the drag strips.

Despite heavy lobbying from Ford, in December of 1965 NASCAR again banned the Cammer for 1966, with USAC piling on (Spartanburg Herald-Journal, December 18, 1965 above). However, in April of 1966 NASCAR finally relented. Sort of. Okay, not really. The Cammer was now allowed, technically, but only in the full-size Galaxie model, limited to one small four-barrel carb, and with an absurd, crippling weight handicap: nearly 4400 lbs, 430 lbs more than the Dodge and Plymouth hemis. At that point Ford said no thanks and dedicated the Cammer to drag racing. The engine never turned a lap in NASCAR competition.

Ford made the Cammer widely available in the drag world, providing engine deals to nitro racers Tom Hoover, Pete Robinson, Connie Kallita, and a host of others. Among the most successful Cammer-equipped drag cars were the 1966-67 Comet flip-top funny cars (Don Nicholson, Eddie Schartman, et. al.) and Mickey Thompson’s dominating ’69 Mustang team starring Danny Ongais and Pat Foster.

[jaillir-des-etincelles]

closed starter for @vicletnight​. 

For those who lived off the thrill, they came in droves under the cover of darkness. Participants and audience alike went off road at the edge of a road that seemed to end. Beams off, you would only be guided by certain glow-in-the-dark markers. But you would only notice them if you knew they were there in the first place. The night was invite only, Of course, anybody invited could invite another - with the tacit understanding that if you ended up being a rat, it would be the last event that you ever attended in your life. The abandoned military airbase, no longer on the radar for authorities, whether out of a lack of care or a greased hand, lit up only once a month, but it had grown over time to be more than just passionate racing. From your regular street thug, to the delinquent kid to gangs alike, the Races were viewed as a central hub, an opportunity to connect, to buy and sell, to make a name, do business, and be entertained. Anyone who was anyone, directly or peripherally, in the underground liked to attend, even if sporadically.  Selene’s heels clattered on the ashphalt, inaudible against the engines revving throughout the crowded, as she got out of her black Dodge Charger. Already having placed her money for today’s roster, she was one of the many racing today, the crowd favourite. What new engine would she get when she won today’s races? Selene had made her name in the Races, being the youngest Rider to win. And then win five times in a row after that. Her face was calm, focused and expressionless, as she popped the front open to check on the new customisations she’d done on her vehicle, some more illegal than others. Pulling some grease from her duffel bag that she flung on the ground, she tightened one of the parts. Maybe a new V-8 engine for her Dodge, supercharged rather than going turbo. Or maybe a nitro-tank? Normally she was an overseas sort of girl with her cars, but the young girl had a guilty pleasure for sleek cars. And perhaps that guilty preference extended to men, she mused, as a group of men, too polished and sophisticated to fit into the illegal grunge scene, stopped to talk right by her car. One or two in the group seemed more used to the rowdiness, unfazed by the money and other contraband being handed around. But even then, they were clearly normies. Your average contributing productive citizen who decided their idea of fun would be to observe the underground. Dirty their soles a bit. Feel like they are living dangerously, just by feeling the evident undertone of aggression that hung in the air like a heavy blanket. People here didn’t play nice, and it gave people like them feel edgier than they actually were.  Her hand hovered just above the gear she was working on, as she glanced to take a better look at the group. Immediately her eyes were drawn to him - she could tell who was green in that group. He’d never attended, just in the way his eyes drank in the wild bustle around them. Too put together. Too out of place here, she told herself. He had an air of gentleness to him. She could tell that, even without interacting with him. He reminds me of Atticus. A jolt of guilt passed her chest, curling tightly like a fist. Suddenly finding herself more and more irritated, she glared at the man who looked most out of place before snapping, “Hey, this is the riders area. You’re in the way. If you don’t know what you’re doing or where you’re going, idiots like you shouldn’t come to places like this.” Her eyes hardened, taking in the man’s handsome features. “Especially you. This isn’t the opera or a walk in the park.”

[andreaskorn]

Wildern auf fremden Terrain

Need For Speed Gamer testet: Forza Horizon 4 (Part 01)

Ein weiterer Beitrag zur Geschichte des Computerspiels (Game History). Nach ausgiebigen Game Tests der Serie Need For Speed (NFS) möchte ich herausfinden, welche Potentiale konkurrierende Produkte des interaktiven Entertainment Marktes besitzen.

In der Community erfolgreich ist beispielsweise "Forza Horizon 4" (Entwickler: Playground Games/Turn 10 Studios; Publisher: Microsoft 2018). Diesem Game (PC Version) möchte ich in der nächsten Zeit meine Aufmerksamkeit widmen und Anmerkungen zusammentragen.

Erster Eindruck in Stichworten

Man beginnt auf dem Horizon Festival und sucht sich, wie in Need For Speed (NFS), einen von drei Wagen aus; ich wähle einen amerikanischen Dodge Charger R/T

auf der noch leeren Karte kommen schnell Markierungen für Events und andere nützliche Hinweise hinzu

die liebliche Welt ist auf den ersten Eindruck ganz schön, an den Linksverkehr muss man sich etwas eingewöhnen, eine Markierungsspur hilft aber dabei

in umfangreichen Menüs eröffnet sich ein zunächst etwas unübersichtliches Angebot an Optionen, viele Erklärungen gibt es nicht zu den Funktionen, aber zu den sich ausweitenden neuen Rennen schon

wozu dient eine "Blaupause", was sollte man über Tuning Optionen wissen, um sein Startfahrzeug in der Leistung auszubauen oder wie man es auf die jeweiligen Anforderungen (Jahreszeit, Straßen-, Dirt-, Querfeldein Serien) abstimmt; dazu gibt es umfangreiche Einstellungen, die mir als Laie aber zuerst mal nicht sagen; ich kaufe ein paar Teile und teste es etwas aus

das Fahrverhalten unterscheidet sich sehr von NFS, hier kann man nicht mit Vollgas und gut dosierter Handbremse durch steile Kurven preschen; hier muss man dosiert abbremsen und kann mit der Handbremse etwas einlenken; ein Nitro Boost gibt es nicht oder nur zu Beginn?

mein Screenshot Programm "Banicam" führt sofort zum Absturz, wenn ich einen Hotkey zur Ausnahme verwende; in der Community gibt es ein Video, wo jemand Einstellungen von OBS beschreibt, hier kann ich nun Movies aufnehmen, die Screenshots mache ich mit F12 aus Steam

erste Rennen finde ich schwierig und bleiben meinen Erwartungen sehr zurück; das ist erstmal etwas frustrierend

da hilft, wie man in Youtube Tipps zum Game finden kann, die Erprobung: man fährt mal etwas längere Strecken auf der Landstrasse, nimmt dabei auch mal ein Spontanevent mit, indem man andere Autos zu einem kleinen Rennen herausfordert; so lernt man, bei den meist schwachen Gegnern, das Fahrverhalten besser kennen; auch kann man Gratifikationen (Schilder) einsammeln also Geld und Punkte für das Fahren bekommen; das motiviert schon am Anfang)

Kurzfazit

Man braucht etwas Eingewöhnungszeit, bis man die Potentiale in Schritten erfasst, wie man das Auto besser beherrscht und ggf. verbessert; man bekommt zunehmend mehr Autos geschenkt, kann auch in Scheunen abgestellte verwaiste und verrottete Wagen finden und aufarbeiten lassen; schließlich kommen immer wieder neue Akzente und Herausforderungen hinzu. Übrigens: die Offroad Rennen liegen mir nicht so gut, aber das ist Geschmackssache.

Fair finde ich, dass man die K.I. Gegner (Einzelspielermodus) sich der eigenen Fahrzeugklasse anpassen. So kann man mit einem kleinen Fiat 500 oder einem Minitransporter auch das eine oder andere Rennen gewinnen. Das Game registriert auch, wenn man zu oft verliert (oder gewinnt) und bietet dann an, den Schwierigkeitsgrad um ein paar Prozent anzupassen. Diese Balance ist sehr vernünftig und gut. Nun bin ich gespannt, wie es weiter geht.

Dr. Andreas Korn, Start des Gamestests 24.9.24 (Upload: 27.09.2024)

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[alicehhy465]

045892299AC 04589199AC Remote head key ID46 PCF7941 3button 434Mhz ASK ​​​​​​​for Chrysler 300C Sebring Dodge JCUV Calibre Nitro Voyager JEEP Compass

045892299AC 04589199AC Remote head key ID46 PCF7941 3 button 434Mhz ASK for Chrysler 300C Sebring Dodge JCUV Calibre Nitro Voyager JEEP Compass This is a complete remote key! Button: 3 button P/N: 04589199AC, 045892299AC Chip: ID46 PCF7941 Frequency: 434Mhz ASK HITAG2 This part is compatible with following vehicles: Chrysler 300C (LE Series 1) 2006 - 2007 Dodge Caliber 08/2006 - 08/2010 Dodge Nitro 07/2007 - 06/2012 Chrysler Voyager (RG Model) 2004 - 2007

[waitingforwinterwinds]

A Clash of Kings - 52 SANSA IV (pages 678-688)

Sansa gets her first period.

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Sansa dug her nails into her hand. she could feel the fear in her tummy, twisting and pinching, worse every day. Nightmares of the day Princess Myrcella had sailed still troubled her sleep;

*recalls Sansa vs. nightmares of the bred riots (tv edition)*

Oh dear. I don't think that's fear in your tummy, sweetheart.

They had hemmed her in and thrown filth at her and tried to pull her off her horse, and would have done worse if the Hound had not cut his way to her side. (...) Try not to be afraid! he said.

Stop making me like you asshat! Ooooh, that's cheating! Sorry, I just, really like that he said try not to be afraid rather than don't be afraid. It just feels more comforting and less demanding on an already stressed young girl.

"Give your Florian a little kiss now. A kiss for luck." He swayed toward her. Sansa dodged the wet groping lips, kissed him lightly on an unshaven sheek, and bid him goodnight.

I'll give you a "kiss" *hefts steel chair* come here >:3

Turning back to the stair, Sansa climbed. The smoke blotted out the stars and the thin crescent of moon, so the roof was dark and thick with shadows.

I know I've been having fun with 'interpreting' the visions and dreams and stuff the past few chapters, but we do all (myself included) need to remember how hind-sighted visions are. In a narrative it's easy because the author often wants the events to tie together in a certain way, but even then there is always room for different interpretations.

Take for instance this chapter. We are being reminded multiple times that King's Landing is being bathed in smoke. King's Landing which is on a salt water coastline. Born of smoke and salt could now fit basically anyone in or around King's Landing at this point in time.

Case in point: Sansa has been weeping a lot (extra salt for the salt checkbox) because she's getting her first period (if I have my chapters and events correct) which is a "gateway" to womanhood in many cultures, and reflects more viscerally the idea "kill the boy and let the man be born" train of thought. If we wanted to do some crack takes, we could use this to say Sansa is Azor Ahai Confirmed.

She's not, probably, but we could say it.

Hell, Cersei could be Azor Ah-hoooo my gosh someone find a fic author and make that happen! X'D Azor Ahai!Cersei XD

... and just like that Sandor's made me dislike him again. He's so grumpy. And not in a fun way.

...Damn that's a violent period dream. For a second there I was kind of reminded of Dany's first vision through the doors, it was the "Women swarmed over her like weasels" I think, but the phrase from the vision described the men as "rattish"

Gods, Sansa is so terrified. First periods are always scary, even when you know what's going on because it's this change that you can't really wrap your head around until after, and for Sansa it's more than just that, it's another layer of illusionary safety being violently torn away from her.

Also, just as a point of interest, Blood is a Protein Stain. Cold water and a cake of your normal hand soap will remove most fresh stains from clothing and sheets, don't use hot water, warm to hot water actually makes fresh blood stains set. For older stains, glycerine can help to break them up, just dab a bit on the stain and give it a light scrub before washing with cold water and soap.

And when I say glycerine, I mean the stuff from your first aid kit for wound care, also called glycerin or glycerol. not the nitro for exploding stuff.

Queen Cersei laughed. "Wait until you birth a child, Sansa. A woman's life is nine parts mess to one part magic, you'll learn that soon enough... and the parts that look like magic are the messiest of all."

Not super looking forward to Cersei's POV's, cause I've heard things, and I would like to pretend she actually has some intelligence a little longer. Look at this scene. My gosh. For a moment there I almost thought Cersei gave a shit and was commiserating.

This woman has some opinions, and not all of them are complete trash, but damn she needs some therapy... but damn everyone in this series needs some therapy.

"Joffrey will show you no such devotion, I fear. You could thank your sister for that, if she weren't dead. He's never been able to forget that day on the Trident when you saw her shame him, so he shames you in turn. You're stronger than you seem, though. I expect you'll survive a bit of humiliation. I did. -"

So first of all, I understand that had Arya not been in the wrong place, doing the wrong thing, the situation would never have been possible BUT, consider for a moment, that it ALSO could have been avoided if Joffrey hadn't been such a piece of shit! So really he brought that shit on himself then made it everyone else's problem by being an insufferably self-absorb, overly entitled, rich little white bo-

... Joffrey isn't just a dude bro. He's Elon Musk with a violent streak.

I need a moment...

...

Where was I?

Second of all! Oh look, Cersei is Pro Cycles of Abuse. "I suffered so every one else should suffer too. It's equality UwU"

*Kicks Cersei off a tower* This. Is. SPARTA!!!!

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My YCCTEAM's Wireless Switch Pro Controller - Part 16/Final (Career Mode racing in Asphalt 9: Legends)

What's up guys? Welcome back to be at another YCCTEAM Controller topic review share, but guess what? This will be the final video post that I've been waiting for a long time or in case a year half and months since the beginning of revealing my controller back in 🎃October 3rd, 2020. Even though it needed takes time to make sure to correct in details such as doing comparison from my other controllers, testing its buttons, battery charging to battery life results, and pretty much else I've been gone through in months. However, there is one more topic review post that I'm bringing to an end as of my decision; especially when if I'll be doing other topic reviews to my new items soon.

For today's post though, I decided to merge two videos as originally gotten both recordings from last week I've been saving. It's something that I should've done from my past video postings while I'm in YCCTEAM Controller topic reviews, but nevertheless it was alright when I'm getting used to. Anyways, I'm back to try out my final testing as you expected while I'm at Asphalt 9: Legends again. This time I'll turn up the notch by doing real racing with other opponents in career mode and both of the control settings to use after from doing tutorial last month.

Here it is as I'm in track based on San Franciso; the same place I've already cleared its first challenge back in January 18th, 2020. Link Here

I also did the second challenge during part 3 of my Asphalt 9: Legend’s career progress to remember. Link Here #2

However for this topic review post to share, I wanted to go back its first challenge to race through like I did in last year, but showing off my YCCTEAM Controller again and using the same car of Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution; as I previously used on few challenges or just one during my career progress from last year. I'm giving some upgrades along the way, but hoping I can show it during my contining Asphalt 9: Legend's progress soon. Let's get into it as It'll be the final topic review post for my controller.

During two of my recording videos being merged, I'm using my controller to show as I'm racing through San Francisco track against other racers like I previously did in January 2020....two times to be exact when I used both different control settings from manual to gyro like last time when I'm showing off during tutorial mode last month.

It's gonna be different to see which settings I can used for my career mode in progress; despite being obvious it had to be manual settings with pressing buttons for acceleration, brake, and nitro boost. I'm just making this as I'll go along when using both settings once again. I'll even bring the results after crossing the finish line for the races end and how much did I do in time. If I can remember my first one back in Janaury 2020 was 00:43.366 or 43 minutes and 366 seconds while during its first challenge I gotten. Here's my last year's screenshot in high quality to get a better look.

Just wondering how it can compared to my other two racing results during this recording. Well I'll tell ya this is gonna be interesting and hoping to my closest friends to see as well.

On first half until 1:22, I'm doing my first racing through San Franciso track in title "City Dash" where I needed to reach the goal from other opponents they'll trying to catch on me. I did good while using my YCCTEAM Controller in manual setting with the steering analog stick and some tricks like jumping on ramps. However, I was bumping into things while I'm trying to press the left button for brake and drifts, but other times was performing the 360 move at opponents for no strange reason that I'm trying to get knockdowns. ^^* (at least I did have one knockdown on first half, though) Anyways while continuing my race, I made it to a finish line at the end from doing turns, jumping into ramps like two times, and some bumping into walls that I'm trying my best to dodge those. So my racing time results was unexpected since January 2020 is the very first one I've gotten while I'm in manual. Instead, my new racing time results change to 00:44.647 or 44 minutes and 647 seconds while I'm in manual settings a second time as before. I was so close that it should've been much lesser than that if I could make some room in obstacle or something. Nevertheless, it was of really was while doing my YCCTEAM Controller post to share, but at least it was a good first half.

As for the second half though, I'm switched up to gyro control when using my controller to move left and right. During another racing track through San Francisco, I've gotten into somewhat good start as well when using my controller to move my car and the buttons for acceleration, brake/drift, etc while reaching the racing goal again. That being said however as I'm still working on some "errors" while having to race against opponents. Mostly though was while perform my ramp jump, I've almost getting crash into the wall just before landing on the road by luck. It happens at 02:14 to 02:18, but man that it was still lucky or otherwise would've been ruin if I'll start all over again. I tried to steer to get away from and some others that I've keep bump into to get knockdowns at opponents. Nevertheless, it was not bad second half to make while moving my controller in gyro settings; just wanted to work on its sensitivity of adjust along the way. How's my racing time results during it though was really unexpected is 00:43.334 or 43 minutes and 334 seconds to compared on others. (January. 18th, 2020's and September. 8th, 2021's in two recordings merged) Let's just say in other words, the gyro setting I did during second half takes the top spot here by surprise. Maybe because I putting nitro boost for its speed just to catch up at opponents before reaching the finish line? Or simply put on fate to see how do well in gyro settings I've been practicing; like last time when you've see me during my past topic review post while I'm in tutorial mode. Either way, it was pretty not bad to know how I managed to get there during second half recording I gotten; after checking the racing time results changes to 43 minutes and 334 seconds.

My thoughts and a final conclusion for this topic

Just like from last month when using my YCCTEAM Controller for tutorial test, I did really well for this one when I'm in career mode racing through San Francisco. After doing two settings both manual and gyro motion was another review test to see how which would I prefer to use when I can continuing on my career mode in progress and another for hoping there's normal race mode to unlock. I had missteps along the way; including the one during second half where I was almost crashed into the building's wall until I safely landed. Nevertheless, they're both alright when I'm taking my time off to see what racing results I have in both. Unexpected for gyro motion controls having to recognized that it compared from what I did in Janaury 18th, 2020 when clearing its first challenge at 43 minutes and 366 seconds. However for manual settings like I did before that was so close to match; as it underperformed at 44 minutes and 647 seconds. Thought I could handing well like last time if needed, but guessing I've miss calculating a little. So that's means gyro motion setting won? Doesn't matter though as they're both good tests while using my YCCTEAM Controller to show; just like last month when I'm cleared through tutorial mode. However, I'll be closing this topic review to an end after long time of giving details, comparison to other of my controllers, batteries, and more I gone through so far.

🐰🖌Maxwell: Yeah. We've been waiting for after year and the half when he did his best of reviewing this alternative controller to work on his Nintendo Switch system. If I could remember, there are good ones to choose from other past posts; like when he did on Super Smash Bros match with Mario against Banjo & Kazooie.

🐰👊💥May: There's more than that, Maxwell. Like doing his button test it works alright; especially knowing fits well then previously use his Joy-Cons when it had the R button stop working and of course drifting. Hoping it won't effect his YCCTEAM Controller anytime soon.

🦊���️Sam: You said it. At least rest assured when it comes to making his topic review, the YCCTEAM Controller had a good run with its battery life, the design to make as a similar Switch Pro Controller, and impressive feedback or response when playing those games in manual or gyro motion setting in Asphalt 9: Legends for example.

Thanks, Sam. I think I can give this a positive thumbs up 👍🏼 for how I using my YCCTEAM Controller to my Nintendo Switch system. Except some minor cons like when turning the rumble features on to my controller that it keep on rumbling through Super Mario Odyessy's cutscenes.

🐰🖌Maxwell: Or another one when you trying to turn on your Nintendo Switch system with your pro controller's home button, but doesn't work it right unlike your used Joy-Cons for some reason.

Yeah, that too. I'm fine to turn on my Switch system manually anyways, but would like that if the developers ever updated my controller so it can be easy to press the home button to activate my system just as easily. Someday, but not today I guess. Anyways, hope you guys and my closest friends to check out my lastest YCCTEAM Controller topic review to share and to my final conclusion after giving my thoughts about from year and half ago. I'm hoping to take it rest and continuing on other stuff like I'm promised to bring my own Super Mario 3D All-Star progress to share for example. I had too much things to get through that I nearly forgotten. Sorry if it happens. 😔

There's one more thing, though. If you finded interests about getting the YCCTEAM Controller like I have, then maybe you can check out at other online stores such as Amazon.com. it cost $25.99 or $26.00 in price which it can affordable if you called that in different way. I even check through search to see its there and it was still available as I link to this one. Link Here

Not sure if it'll work on other countries, but I would like to see when my P-Pal managed to get those in other online stores he could find, but just saying. 😅

Previous Posts for my YCCTEAM’s Pro Controller Topic:

Wireless Switch Pro Controller for Nintendo Switch/Switch Lite (Part 1) - Link Here #1

My YCCTEAM’s Wireless Switch Pro Controller for Nintendo Switch/Switch Lite Unboxing (Part 2) - Link Here #2

My YCCTEAM’s Wireless Switch Pro Controller for Nintendo Switch/Switch Lite Comparison with my Xbox One (Part 3) - Link Here #3

My YCCTEAM’s Wireless Switch Pro Controller for Nintendo Switch/Switch Lite Comparison with my Nintendo Switch’s Joy-Cons (Part 4) - Link Here #4

Testing Buttons (Part 5) - Link Here #5

Rumble Feature Testing (Part 6) - Link Here #6

Battery Charging Test (Part 7) - Link Here #7

Playtime Battery Life Results (Part 8) - Link Here #8

Gyro and Motion Controls 1st Half (Part 9) - Link Here #9

Gyro and Motion Controls 2nd Half (Part 9.5) - Link Here #10

Playtime through Super Mario 3D All-Stars game in Super Mario 64 #1 - Link Here #11

Playtime through Super Mario 3D All-Stars game in Super Mario 64 #2 - Link Here #12

Playtime through Super Smash Bros Ultimate #1 - Link Here #13

Playtime through Super Smash Bros Ultimate #2 - Link Here #14

Tutorial through Asphalt 9: Legends #1 - Link Here #15 Tutorial through Asphalt 9: Legends #2 - Link Here #16

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Dolls Nest launches April 24 - Gematsu

Mecha girl action game Dolls Nest will launch for PC via Steam on April 24 for $19.99 / 2,160 yen, developers NITRO PLUS and NITRO ARTS announced. It will feature English and Japanese language support. A demo is currently available.

Users who purchase the game by May 23 will receive the early purchase bonus “<em>Dolls Nest ArtWorks” setting material collection, which contains 49 pages of the designs that inspired the game, such as weapon and equipment design drawings and image boards.

Here is an overview of the game, via its Steam page:

About

Dolls Nest is a 3D action game where you control a mecha girl as she explores the gigantic factory world of Hod on her journey to uncover the truth. Hod, the world which you inhabit, is a massive crater crawling with armored units. Broken machines and ruined buildings are strewn across its landscape. But fate can be cruel. You must scavenge the land for resources if you wish to survive in this ruined world. Make use of the parts and items you find on your journey, and overcome the trials that lie before you.

Story

Doll. My darling doll… Your birth is nigh, so leave the cradle. They plundered my body, my limbs ripped of, my eyes gouged. To reclaim all, I give birth to you. Awaken, my doll. It is time for battle.

Key Features

Combat – Dodging and using weapons will consume energy. Be sure to manage your energy well and avoid running out of energy in the middle of a fight.

Exploration – Aim to defeat the area boss and discover new unexplored areas. Some events may even trigger along the way.

Customization – Frame Units are capable of changing out and customizing parts. Select parts that are best suited for the situation at hand.

Watch a new trailer below.

Release Date Trailer

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Extra Part 9

U.A. a school for students to learn how to become the best Pro-Hero. When young Y/n Midoriya returns from her traveling to be accepted through recommendation. What awaits her when she meet the explosive blonde Katsuki Bakugo

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Katsuki Bakugo x Midoriya!Reader, Izuku Midoriya x Cousin!Reader

Warning-Spoilers from show and Hero license Arc, and fighting scenes.

Series Masterlist

You had followed Bakugo around the city-like district for a while with no encounters with any other examinees. “Bakugo you shouldn’t just run off.” You called after him as he began climbing up a ladder to a highway.

“Hey Kaminari why did you follow us?” Kirishima asked right behind you as you all climbed.

“I dunno. Cause you guys started running then Y/n followed. I didn’t wanna end up alone” Denki answered. “Where are we going?”

“SHUT UP.” Bakugo yelled not wanting to be with you all.

“Why you always gotta be so mad?” Denki complained.

“I told you to chill out Bakugo.” Kirishima scolded the blonde, “Looks like there’s a lot of people up there.” Bakugo was the first to get onto the street with you following and Kirishima and Kaminari behind you, “So I think the four of us should work together.” Kirishima states.

“Go die.” Bakugo huffs

“Come on man.” Kirishima groans.

You sigh following the blonde “We just need to find someon-”

“LOOK OUT!” Kirishima yells as he pushes you forward out of the way of an attack. He grabbed by some flesh like blob

“Kirishima!” Denki cries out you watch in horror as he is smushed up into a ball of goop and that’s when you see that you're not alone. In front of the three of you is a student from Shiketsu holding the Kirishima blob surrounded by more blobs of other students. ‘I think his name was Shishikura’ you thought “What the crap. Did that really just happen?” Denki looks at the blobs of students.

“All I know is that bastard looks like he’s to blame.” Bakugo growls out stepping forward, “So I’ll kill him.”

“I’m from Shiketsu. Please notice my school keeps our hats on when we’re working,” Shishikura stated, holding the blob of Kirishima that twitched and moved every so often. “Why’s that because each and every one of our movements is crowned by the legacy and honor of our school.” He drops Kirishima, him falling, lying with the other blobs. “This is a demonstration. Proof of the difference in level between my peers and your vulgar class. We value obligation and dignity things that appear to be sorely lacking among you.” 

Bakugo smirks back at the student in front of you three “I really hate your type.” 

Kaminari pales and glances at you “He’s hard to follow. Makes me feel kinda dumb.”

“He said his beady eyes are full of tears, so he can’t see how strong his opponents are” Bakugo mocks him making you chuckle.

“My eyes are dry and handsome, thank you!” He yells

“Hey. Maybe don’t provoke this guy?” Kaminari tries to warn Bakugo, “Look what he did to Kirishima!” A ‘tch’ comes from Bakugo as both him and the Shiketsu student glare at each other.

“U.A High I have respect for your school. I take pride in the fact that our institutions are treated as equals.” He leans forward flesh coming from behind his back, “But your class is shameful, you act in ways that disgrace heroes.”

“He’s attacking again! I don’t wanna be gross!” Kaminari hides behind you as you watch to see what Bakugo is going to do.

“Bakugo don’t do anything reckless.” You warn him

“Shut up! ‘Obligation?’ ‘Dignity?’ you just like to hear yourself talk. I don’t see any proof. Show us with your actions, not your cheap words. If you can.” He taunts him a grin on his face.

“Beast. You’re worst of all, Bakugo!” He yells kneading five fingers out of thin air and launches them towards you all. You get ready to defend a red haze surrounding your hands, while Bakugo uses one of his special moves.

“AP Shot. Auto-Cannon!” Little explosions are sent flying towards the fingers destroying the flesh some of the explosions hitting Shishikura. “I had to make a weak version so I didn’t kill anyone.” Bakugo smirks as Shishikura gets back up 

“You know what, this is why everyone’s terrified of you- you’re way too hardcore!” Kaminari watches his friend in fear. The flesh that Bakugo had destroyed started floating back to Shishikura’s arms.

“So those weird flesh things just float back to him?” You question as his arms go back to normal.

“I see now. I’ll teach you a lesson by breaking you.” He calls out more flesh leaving his arms surrounding him.

“Uh Bakugo you better think of something or we’re gonna end up like Kirishima.” You called out ready to fight.

“This will show you what it means to be dignified and behave like a hero!”

“What is up with this disgusting dude?” Kaminari shivers grossed out by this whole situation.

“He thinks he’s better than us,” Bakugo rushed towards him, “But I bet he’ll shut up when I-”

“Hey, wait don’t forget we’re in the middle of a test!” Kaminari calls out as you both watch as the blonde goes to attack,

“That’s exactly why I’ll kill the guy!”

“Bakugo stop, we have to focus on the task at hand.” You yell out.

Flesh shoots out towards Bakugo as Shishikura yells, “Absurd!” You and Kaminari both rush to fight as you use your quirk to hold pieces of flesh while Bakugo explodes them.

“Ugh let’s get this fight over with,” Kaminari puts some projectiles into his new gear and fires towards him, “Maybe this’ll speed things along.”

Shisikura dodges. “You should work on your aim.” He comments sending an attack towards Kaminari but you stop it sending the flesh back to him creating a shield in front of you and Kaminari as more flesh heads towards the two of you. “And your look. Maybe I can make you something more appealing.”

“Enough talk. Die!” Bakugo yells, sending another AP Shot towards your opponent. A huge explosion happens, smoke covering your field of vision clearing to show him covered with flesh in front of him as a shield.

“You’ve left yourself open.”

“Kacchan!” You yell but are too late when there is a lump of flesh on his shoulders.

“What the-”

“You weren’t paying attention. I had a piece of flesh sneak beneath us. You saw Kirishima earlier once I touch you, you’re my plaything.” Bakugo struggles to free himself as he begins to get smushed into a lump

“Bakugo!” Kaminari and you both rush to his rescue.

“Hey! Idiot! Fix this!” Bakugo yells at you, tossing something to you, and you both have no choice but to watch him turn into a lump of flesh like the others. 

“Pathetic. You must be remade from scratch.” You both look at the blob that is Bakugo that squirms.

“No way!” Kaminari eyes widened and you look at Shishikura with disgust.

“This is a demonstration. The test has an unusually low passing rate at first this seemed counterintuitive given our current world. With All Might retired, wouldn’t it make more sense to flood the streets with heroes? And so, I must assume that their goal is to weed out the riff raff. We can surmise that they’ve starting to be more selective in order to bring the profession of hero to a higher level. And I agree with this way of thinking so I decided to thin the herd myself.” Shishikura rattled on about the reason he was here.

“You’re not even focusing on the test.” You frowned.

“You’re ignoring the test because you think you’re superior? What are you, a crazy person?” Kaminari looks at the guy across from the two of you in confusion.

“I’m simply separating the mediocre and extraordinary,” He brings his foot up pressing down against the lump of Kirishima, “By the way, your comrades here still feel pain in this form. Your untamed electricity will torture your friends if you use it.” He points out and he was right Kaminari quirk can sometimes go out of control when he uses it.

“Ugh you’ve been doing nothing but hurling insults at us this entire time. I’m kinda starting to take it personally, ya know.” Kaminari sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose.

“Then perhaps you are more self-aware than I thought I’d take time to reflect on your failure.” He sends flesh fingers towards the two of you.

“How about you reflect on this!” You yell, throwing the object Bakugo had given you a explosion happening, sending his attack halting.

Both you and Kaminari dodge a piece of flesh heading towards you, “Those ugly-ass gauntlets of his aren’t just some kind of fashion statement. He can use that gear along with his nitro sweat to create simple grenades.” You replied, getting ready to retaliate.

“That’s it! He tossed it to you.” He put the pieces together. You and Kaminari both stood fully a red haze surrounding your hands as the same red followed your eyes.

“By the way, big shot.” Kaminari called out holding out his hand that had sparks coming from it, “You stumbled into a really killer spot.” Shishikura tries to run away but you use your quirk to keep him in place as Kaminari fires electricity at him. He falls down sparks coming from him, it all made sense with Kaminari new gear he would be able to attack without hurting his teammates. That was the same thing with Bakugo; he had used smaller explosions not because he wanted to test out a new move, so he wouldn’t hit Kirishima, Kaminari, and you. He actually had you all on his mind.

“Listen up. Bakugo might seem like a total jerk on the surface, but he’s actually trying really hard to be a pro hero.” You defend the blob of a friend in front of you and you could see that Bakugo was slowly going back to normal. “He threw that grenade to me while being attacked. That was a result of calm judgement and planning and Kirishima is a such a good dude that he rushed into enemy territory for his friends, even thought it was a totally stupid thing to do.” you continued on as Kirishima started going back to normal. “You only know bits and pieces of these guys. Don’t insult what you don’t know!” You yell a ball of red energy forming at your hand and Kaminari readies his electricity.

“I’ll teach you both to be more aware of your place. You degenerates!” He yells and you both get ready to attack but a punch to the gut by Kirishima stops him followed by an explosion sends him flying back.

“The more damage he takes, the more people get released.” Kirishima points out.

“No wonder he was only using long-distance attacks.” Bakugo replies and they both turn to the two of you.

“Thanks for the save you guys.” Kirishima nods.

“You idiot. What took so long?” Bakugo yelled, flicking your forehead “Oww I just saved you guys.” You rubbed the spot he flicked.

“Why are you so mean?” Kaminari cries, “No one’s ever gonna like you if you act that way! Woah, look behind you!” Kaminari points behind you three. “Those other flesh balls are all waking up.” You watch as the other capture students turn normal getting up. Bakugo licks his lips looking at the multiple students

“We’ve got targets.”

The four of you standoff to the new opponents. One opponent looks and sees the four of you standing across from them. “Hey! They’re from U.A.” They yell and everyone else notices as well and gets ready to fight.

“So game plan?” Kirishima asks, hardening one of his arms.

“We fight.” You yell running past them going straight into fighting, knocking down a few students with a blast of energy using hand to hand combats mixed in with your psionic energy.

“You heard her.” Bakugo smirks rushing after joining in on the fight. You and Bakugo work in tandem you using your quirk to weaken them physically then sending them Bakugo way to finish them off with his quirk. You also used your quirk on the defensive stopping people from hitting your friends targets and you own as well. Bakugo and Kirishima were able to get their two targets with Kaminari following right after. You made you way over to one of the students that were knocked out going to get your final person.

“Y/n watch out!” Kaminari yells and you turn just in time to see someone rushing towards you trying to hit your target. A red haze surrounds their body as they almost touch you but you bend backwards, one of your arms going to the ground as the other flings over your head. The person follows right as you bend back flying right over you hitting one of the walls getting knocked out. You stand upright getting your final person the target on you lighting up blue and you turn to look at the three guys all of them shocked. Some are better than others at hiding it, Kaminari’s jaw is on the floor as you go over to them.

“That was so cool Midoriya.” Kirishima compliments you and you smiled.

“Cool! That was so badass you were like woosh and then that guy went right over you. How did you even do that?” Kaminari was fanboying over what you just did making you laugh and Bakugo huff.

“Relax Denki, I’ve just been training a lot now that’s all.” You patted him on the shoulder heading off toward the designated area for people who passed. Kaminari turned to the other guys

“She called me Denki.” He freaked over a girl calling him by his first name,

“That is your name though Kaminari.” Kirishima pointed out.

“Yeah but she didn’t call you guys by your first name huh.” Kaminari pointed to the two other boys.

“Shut up Spark Plug.” Bakugo growled explosions popping from his hands.

You had finally made it away from the city area and was heading towards the anteroom when an announcement went off “Oh. 4 more one after the other our total’s at 83.” The voice droned off continuing to announce.

“Whoa, this entire arena’s going insane.” Kirishima said as you could see fighting happening off in the distance.

Kaminari looked forward before pointing “Hey, look, some of our classmates.” You could also see that Izuku, Uraraka, and Sero had passed as well. “Aw, yeah! Class-A represent!” Kaminari cheered heading over to the three of them.

“Oh you know it! Our class is amazing! We did it!” Uraraka smiled and her and the three other boys began to dance leaving you, Izuku and Bakugo on the side. 

“Hey Izuku! What happened to your face?” You rush over to your cousin looking at the cut on him, coddling him making him turn red. You both saw Bakugo making his way over to you two.

“So you passed, too. How’d you manage that, Deku?” His face showing hidden anger

“Kacchan. Hey!” Izuku greeted him and you could see he was getting nervous. 

“Guess I shouldn’t be surprised with that Quirk you got.” He grumbles walking past the two of you and you hear Izuku gasp and begin to freak out. “It looks like you’ve made that borrowed power your own.” Bakugo said, walking off to the anteroom.

You look over to your cousin and he seemed deep in thought at what Bakugo had said. “Izuku does Bakugo know about your quirk?” You both begin to make you way out of the arena with the others following behind you.

“Uh that’s complicated.” You both enter the anteroom seeing more of your classmates there.

“Oh, hey! What a relief. I was starting to get so worried.” Momo smiled as you guys walked up to her.

“No need to worry about us, Yao-momo.” Kaminari answers, “What’s up? When did you guys pass? You been here long?”

“We just finished as well. Todoroki beat us.” Shoji pointed over to where the bi-colored boy was sitting.

“I was kinda shocked Bakugo wasn’t here already.” Jiro added seeing him arriving with the group. “But I get it now. It’s because you were with him.”

“Oh come on! Why is everyone dragging me today? Y/n and I actually helped them!” He cried out in frustration.

“Oh I know she probably had to watch over the three of you to make sure you passed but surprised you did something.” Jiro looked over to you.

“They were completely helpless.” You tease them and Bakugo is ready to beat you up will Kaminari cries feeling dumb. You head over to where Izuku is and there he was talking to Todoroki.

“Looks like only twelve from our class have passed.” Todoroki gets a headcount of the people you’re with.

“So nine more to go.” Izuku states and Momo walks up to the group. “And the announcement said only 17 spots left.” You all look at the tv where it was showing live footage from the arena. Come on guys you can do it.

Ms. Joke and Mr. Aizawa watch from the bleachers as the fight continues on. “Wow. seven people just passed at the same time. That leaves only ten open spots.” The announcement goes off. Ms Joke laughs standing up seeing the people heading towards the anteroom.

“Ha! Those seven were all from my class! See e’m? They’re heading into the anteroom.”

From inside the anteroom you see more people come in all not from your class.

“Looks like our class,” Momo trails off.

“Still has nine people who haven’t passed.” Jiro finishes for her as the time begins to run out, “I hate to say it, but it’s not sounding good for us.”

“Come on guys you can do it.” You whisper to yourself watching the tv. You all watch as UA comes together taking out a swarm of examinees and then you hear the alarm go off.

“The last students passed! Every stop is now filled. One hundred students will advance! The end is finally here! Wah-hoo” The announcer yells excitedly. 

“Yeah!” Kaminari and Kirishima cheer as you class freaks out.

“Our entire class passed the test, I’m so excited!” Uraraka beams, throwing her hands up

“Aw, man! I am so proud of us!” Sero cheers.

“We all made it!” You smile looking around at your other classmates.

“We really pulled it off, you guys.” Izuku sighs out in relief as your classmates on the field begin to join you all. A step closer in getting our licenses.

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2x01 - The Stoop Sessions Part 1 2x02 - The Stoop Sessions Part 2 2x03 - Elephant in the Room 2x04 - Art Attack 2x05 - Strip High Five 2x06 - Birds and the Bees 2x07 - Sound EffeXXX 2x09 - Psychotic Not-Line 2x10 - The Truth Hurts 2x11 - Get Out of Dodge 2x12 - The Love Expert 2x13 - Out of Fashion 2x14 - Scaredy Cat 2x15 - Joker vs. Joker

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3x01 - Look Out Below 3x02 - The Great Escape 3x03 - Field of Screams 3x04 - Nationals Disaster 3x05 - Bonus Footage 3x06 - Toasted 3x07 - Scarytales 3x08 - Inside the Vault 3x09 - Bigger in Texas 3x10 - Snow Way Out 3x11 - Takes the Cake 3x12 - Anniversary Edition 3x13 - Jokers Playhouse 3x14 - Make Womb for Daddy 3x15 - Puncture Perfect 3x16 - Junk in the Trunk 3x17 - The Good, the Bad, and the Uncomfortable 3x18 - Baggage Shame 3x19 - Quantum Mock-anics 3x20 - Clash of the Jokers 3x21 - Tooth & Consequences 3x22 - Fe-Mail 3x23 - The Lost Boy 3x24 - Up Loser’s Creek 3x25 - In Poor Taste Buds 3x26 - The Permanent Punishment 3x27 - Parks and Wreck 3x28 - A Legendary Fail 3x29 - B-I-N-G-NO 3x30 - Just Say No 3x31 - Brother-in-Loss

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British Invasion A Day in the Life (Making of) Unseen Scenes All Aboard! One Night Stand Up Joker for a Day - Part 2 The Murray Jury Sizing Up Sal Judging Joe Critiquing Q Humiliation for the Holidays Fan-tastic Countdown   Punishment Countdown March Madness Showdown March Madness Bracket Attack

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2x11 - Get Out of Dodge 2x12 - The Love Expert 2x13 - Out of Fashion 3x08 - Inside the Vault 3x17 - The Good, the Bad, and the Uncomfortable 5x16 - Laundry Day 5x17 - Water Torture 5x18 - Hitting the Wrong Note 5x19 - Heckle and Hide 5x20 - The Chairman 5x21 - Wrapper's Delight 5x22 - Ash Clown 5x23 - Spider Man 5x24 - Stage Fright 5x25 - Training Day

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Red Line

(a liminal one-shot that makes no sense except it means the entire world to me. what do YOU see on a highway at 2 AM?)

It’s 2 AM, and I’ve got a head full of nitro. The highway under my wheels stretches to infinity. There’s no one else around, alive, on this road, but me. The exhaust is so loud that when I open my mouth I half expect the note of the 440 Magnum to have replaced my voice box.

It’s just me, a very fast car, and this highway, and if I don’t find out what the red line on this car feels like, Death is the only thing left to be known.

My chariot to the edge of the world is a Dodge Charger, its keel laid in 1970. What life it had before I found it, can’t be known. Its latest chapter began in an Orlando junkyard, where I found it.

A minivan had tipped onto it. I saw the front grille, what was left of it, from under the rear quarter panel of a partially parted Honda Odyssey.

The forklift removed the Odyssey, and revealed to me the only car I have ever loved.

Snobs tell you the Mustang is the most iconic car of all time. One Trans Am gave it a fair shake. Aston Martins have been part and parcel of movie fame for decades. But those cars don’t have names.

Chargers do.

Immortalized first in Bullitt, a Charger hunted Steve McQueen, the king of cool and a racer of renown.

There were two Mustangs, and one had to be rebuilt between the jumps. The Charger? Ran all day without a single replacement.

When you think of a Charger, you think of two things. Fast and Furious: Dominic Toretto always has one.

Or.

The General Lee, and a horn that whistles Dixie.

Mustangs have Bullitt, and Gone in Sixty Seconds. Only one car had a name; Eleanor.

My Charger had none of that.

This hulk possessed rust, from what was left of the badly chromed front bumper, to the tail lights and bumper stubs in the rear. It had one wheel, half a rolling axle, and dents in the roof.

But this was it. This was my car.

It’s not restored; this chariot ain’t about resale value, it’s about me and miles and what can be found, at speed, on the road, at two am.

So I rebuilt it. Sheet metal, tube-frame, roll cage. It’s light. Strong.

Its heart remains a 440 Magnum because there are some things that can’t be changed. Direct fuel injection updated the power. There’s more but the cheat sheet of specs is next to the candids in the center of this magazine.

It’s not part of the story.

This car answered the question: which came first, chicken or egg?

First, there was DriftWeek. Twelve days of madness, across eight tracks and at least 2,800 miles. Beginning in Austin, Texas, you drive across the southern United States in search of that perfect run.

Drifting along with other like-minded car nuts. One stipulation: you can’t trailer your car. It drives every one of those 2800 miles.

Some fellas came from even farther. Hundred, thousands of miles were put on tuned up missile cars long before a single wheel was turned on this official road trip.

I started in Orlando. My objective was to follow it, taste the tire smoke as a dozen guys threw down hot laps at tracks around the country, trying to link every corner, find a little more angle, hit it a little faster.

On this road, hunting oblivion with my right foot pinned, the others were ahead or behind me. I couldn’t tell, I didn’t want to ask.

Driving for me has always been a solitary experience. I’m loathe to share it because what I see on this road at 2 AM is not what others would see. That’s fine.

This drive is for me.

Some people find connection to higher powers in church. Others find empowerment in rejecting the concept of it. Some find it in service, in art.

I find it on an empty road.

Leaving Florida, two lane highway near the coast, there’s a storm rolling across the horizon, edge to edge of my windshield. There’s lightning and the clouds are roiling, and there’s raw, unfettered power in those clouds.

I can’t hear a single lick of thunder.

The world is so much bigger than my little place in it, and seeing that reminds me.

It’s a blessing. It’s serenity.

I downshift, take the corner, turn my eyes to the next horizon.

The Charger’s huge. In its factory life, it weighed the better part of 3,800 pounds. That Magnum V8 could clock near as much as a thousand pounds.

That’s what an Iron Block will give you.

I balanced the car by putting that engine back up front, moving it back as far into the firewall as I could, and by putting all the important plumbing in the rear, between the rear seat and the trunk. It helps, some. A twenty gallon fuel cell helps more.

Unless it’s raining or freezing, I drive with the windows down. The cabin is a violent mess of engine noise, heard from Boom Tube exhaust pumped under both sides of the car, and wind.

The noise echoes in my head when I sleep.

Street lights are sporadic. The only reminder in the world that I’m not alone on this road.

There’s no moon. If there was, I wouldn’t need to drive so fast, but the world is fake and truth is running and my only chance at catching it is a dead sprint across Arizona in the middle of the night in a car big enough to carry damn near all my hopes and dreams.

Old man Thompson is in my ear. I can hear him talking about the right kind of eyes, looking at me in the rear view mirror, and asking, “Am I just sick enough? Just sick enough to be totally, confident?”

I grab another gear and I ask.

What’s on the other end of that horizon? Is the road gonna dip out, am I gonna find construction and take it at a buck forty? No cage in the world gonna stop a bucket going through my windshield. And a roll at that speed? Who’s to say where they’re gonna find my body.

But that’s not the point. I ain’t looking for death.

Back in the daylight, years and hours ago, I’m on a straight away barely wide enough for two little Nissans. I take the whole lane. Full beans for the first corner, I see the black marks where everyone else initiates. I do it sooner.

Rock it left, chuck it right, as the front end of that expansive hood swings back around I pull the hand-brake and the pin the clutch, the rear wheels slip, and the car rotates. Push the gas, pick the revs, dump the clutch and the hand brake, and there’s traction, and others can hear the tire squeal but for me there’s only noise.

V8 exhaust pumped at top volume through short pipes out the side of the car, blowing that white smoke back hot and fast towards the tire wall.

Grip. Sideways, sliding, grip.

I wheel through the corner, Bo Duke couldna done it any better, and I keep my foot in it, that Magnum cries at the redline but I’ll be damned if I’m lifting.

But then I do. Rotation, it almost straightens, but as it starts to shape up and point normal, pin it again, keep the wheel spun the other way.

Tires protest. Charger, slides.

Link the corner.

Left foot brake, stay in the power, as I rotate into the next one, downshift, link again, the tires are getting hot now, the smoke pours through both windows.

There’s shouting and I’m silent. There is no man and machine, there’s just me, sideways, navigating through my passenger window.

This is drifting. The act of misbehaving in a vehicle at speed to great spectator effect.

Sit in the stands at Orlando Speed World on that banked corner. Two cars come past you near as a hundred, a thousand horsepower spinning wide, sticky tires so fast that they don’t have a chance to turn into glue on the pavement.

Chunks of rubber come off those tires, chafed dots of debris, hot enough to burn, slung into the crowd on every single pass.

The stands are always full. It’s baptism.

I see the straight, I back out of it, dump neutral and idle. It’s hot, boiling hot, and I give it a chance to breathe. Roll easy back to the pits, let it idle, square nose pointed into the wind. This is what we find in the sunlight. 

But now, there’s no track, there’s no other drifters, hunting for salvation on a backroad highway isn’t a spectator sport.

The dark road banks ahead of me. I can’t see it, or if I can it’s far enough away that it’s just intuition. But I’m fast, and I’m huge and I know that if I’m gonna take that bank I gotta back out of it now.

But I don’t want to. Life is in the right peddle, and if I keep in it then there’s immortality, too.

The tac tells me what my heart rate is. Too high. Too hot. Burn this bright and you don’t burn long but the fire is something to remember.

Longevity was never worth much but a record. Live for a millennia, cool, what did you see in those years?

What made that life worth living?

The white lines are flashbacks, each piece of that perfectly placed staccato a memory of significance, played back at 22 frames per second through the movie screen of my windshield.

Fill in the blanks. My movie stays in my head and what I write is what you keep. Take the drive yourself. Fill those blanks.

I lift. Take the corner. No Charger can outrun the sun.

(copyright Amelia Fisher. all rights reserved.)

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And last but not least, dust auto racing additionally looks to be a part of NFS 2017. " We're dialling up the action and allowing you to destroy the tarmac, and dust, to your heart's content," Ghost Gamings said. In two previous entrances, Need for Speed had come to be an always-online experience, in a quote to combine the single-player and also multiplayer experience. It seems EA wants to backtrack on that particular objective, though there's every opportunity that you will lose on some single-player functions while you're offline. We will not understand for certain till EA Play, the company's E3 off-shoot, rolls around in June.

Engine noise, well, far better than 8's however not all that reasonable. The Dodge Challenger SRT8 appears more like a M4 than a grumbling United States muscle mass. The game is around 716MB in dimension however requires a minimum of 2GB of space on the individual's device for additional parts. EA or Digital Arts, has actually been doing a round of discharges in the previous couple of weeks, this includes discharges at its workshop in Melbourne, Australia.

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I have tried Asphalt 7 as well as 8, and also I have to claim I like the playstyle that NFS NL provides a great deal more. While No Limits have only about half-a-dozen, Asphalt has greater than two times of that number, and some of the songs fit the style of the game rather well.

On Android, the game will deal with preferred controllers such as Xbox One controller or DualShock 4. If you are resetting your device or switching to a brand-new tool on the very same platform the information need to be automatically brought back as soon as you download as well as enter the game once more. If that does not function you have an additional alternative, yet just on Android.

Yet play Alto's Odyssey for some time, and also you'll understand there's something about it that makes it difficult to put down. Considering that you are on your phone, we are going to send you to the Google Play web page.

Still, we enjoy its excellent acceleration rating (64.9) and can not grumble about its Handling (47.58 ). It is additionally a core gameplay aspect of the Asphalt collection. It is worth noting that Website traffic Knockdowns are called Website traffic Down in-game. As a result, they do not count as knockdowns due to the fact that they do not include AI racers, but AI web traffic.

Your choice is limited to the cars and trucks and tracks opened in the profession mode.

s numerous features and also settings, consisting of multiplayer, aid complete this package.

The difficulty seems a bit unreasonable as well as almost as if they don't want you to proceed to the following season.

It's a simple recommendation for anyone who likes their racers a little much more realistic than a cartoon kart racer, however with a healthy dose of excessive arcade activity."

The solo races is where you can select an auto, track as well as race kind as well as area a single race.

Mobile Gamings: Quick Overview For Asphalt 9

This all-time classic is actually our favorite D-class vehicle. Its full throttle is the very best in its course, while its Velocity (62.2) as well as Nitro capacity (50.71) are additionally respectable. Its only trouble is its horrible Handling score (36.1 ), the lowest in its class, which can create some troubles in cities. Although this car has the greatest possible rank in the D-class, it is not necessarily the fastest, nor does it have the most effective Nitro capacity.

Even its Handling stat, although not the best, is above average (41.83 ). This vehicle is just as great as the SCG 003S in regards to Acceleration, yet a little worse when it pertains to full throttle. Its Handling rating (41.99) is above average, nevertheless, and also its Nitro power (56.41) can more than offset its lower rate.

This workshop is responsible for titles like Actual Competing, which is readily available on Android and a pretty preferred title at that. Which indicates we are really unlikely to get an Actual Competing 4 game on Android, however. The HONOR Play likewise boasts a wider screen, specifically created to enhance gameplay. The super-wide proportion of the display enables even more info to be presented on display, together with the ability to see more of the game world.

Can You Connect Asphalt 9 Accounts?

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