#Doctors Threatened

[lisablack000]

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Wake Up

See It

[thedreadvampy]

Losing my shit about this article in which a transphobic Tory was so busy panicking about existing in the vicinity of a Trans that she almost certainly misheard "jeans" as "penis" and decided that not only was this a problem with the other woman, but also that the world must be informed of this pressing danger.

"a trans woman! I had to stand directly behind her....I thought, 'this is going well', I'm handling The Situation fine'..."

translated: I saw a tall woman with broad shoulders. How would I get out of this alive? I thought. she has a PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS. through some force of PENIS I mean will I managed to PENIS behave normally towards her. My hands were PENIS PENIS PENIS shaking as I tried to dry them. summoning up all my PENIS courage I said 'dryer's crap innit'. she turned to me and said " yeah I'm just goiPENIS PENIS PENIS"

It's been a week and I'm still shaking. This proves trans women are the problem and I'm not weird. I'm fine. It's fine. If you think about it I'm the hero hePENIS!!!!!

very this

[paintedcrows]

Assorted Gravity Falls doodles!

[yesokayiknow]

man the fact that martha jones would take one look at clara oswald and say Absolutely Fucking Not really makes me want to put them together like post s9!clara is visiting earth when she has a run in with unit and accidentally kidnaps her and can't manage to get her back to earth. aka clara spends several months trying to seduce her except she's clara so martha's like what the actual fuck is wrong with you. stop that

[heynhay]

i love everybody because i love you

[ghostaholics]

I’m laughing so hard with the enemies with benefits trope, it’s the only thing keeping me sane right now.What if she gets badly hurt during a mission, and ends up unconscious for days, and Ghost stays by her side waiting for her to wake up and when she does, instead of a heartwarming conversation they instantly start to insult each other

The amount of time it took for them to stabilize her had been... long.

Too long.

So long, in fact that they'd had to resuscitate her twice during transport and somewhere in between their (inadequate, by his standards) attempts at life-saving measures and him taking over compressions (he'd bullied his way onto the carrier, of course, much to the displeasure of the rest of the medical flight personnel and was the only one willing to continue even after they'd seriously considered calling the time of death), there was a brief moment where he'd really thought she wasn't going to make it. And for exactly 34 minutes, he'd kept thinking to himself what a goddamn shame it'd be to lose her (not for himself, but for the 1-4-1, the good of the team, obviously). Except then they'd found her pulse again, faint and barely hanging on just under skin, albeit still there – thank-fucking-Jesus – and Simon had finally allowed himself to let out a sigh of breath that he hadn't realized he'd been holding the entire time.

It's been about 72 hours since she was initially transferred to the trauma center by helo (or 71 hours and 53 minutes if he wants to get really technical, not that he’s keeping track). This surly, hulking beast of a man managed to fold himself into that tiny hospital chair – has a damn crick in his neck now, stiffness in his muscles from that pathetic excuse of a recliner. And he's had to camp out as a sniper for lengthy intervals before, slept on the ground or up against a fucking tree depending on the situation without complaint, so this should be any different, but he's had to shift positions frequently just to take the edge off because it's bothering him that much; Christ, the things he does for her.

And after waiting all this damn time, he's finally rewarded with some evidence of actual consciousness – the too-thin, threadbare hospital sheets stirring with movement out of the corner of his eye. Simon rises from his seat, completely neglecting his lunch (hadn't even really been able to eat properly until recently, because his appetite was pretty much shite after the whole cardiac arrest thing) and strides over to check on whether or not she's waking up.

She blinks, groggily, eyes adjusting to her surroundings and trying to place where exactly she is before a shadow passes over her line of vision and blocks the annoying fluorescent lights. It’s – oh.

Simon's face comes into view, peering down at her with an expression that she doesn’t quite recognize. This one’s new; she doesn’t have a name for it, but if she were to hazard a guess, it seems an awful lot like concern – or at least his version of whatever that may be. She watches him quietly. Her gaze isn’t as disoriented anymore and she tracks his hand, the way it comes up to cup her jaw, warm palm sliding over her skin in an invitation to lean into his touch.

“Really glad you woke up,” he murmurs, low but still loud enough to be heard over the rhythmic beeping of the bedside monitor. And Simon, being Simon, doesn't forget to add, “There's so many reports I've been waiting for you to sign off on.”

She closes her eyes with a small smile gracing her lips. Her voice is rough from disuse, but the sarcasm behind it is a familiar sound. “Wish I'd been out for longer. Was nice not having you nag my ear off – best damn sleep I've gotten in ages, y'know.”

[carefulzombie]

i enjoy twojamie bc it adheres to idea of “the doctor’s Type™️ is Tried To Kill Him At Least Once” ie jamie holding him at knifepoint for the duration of their first meeting

[batfam-belfry]

jesus okay batman whatever you say

[rowanthestrange]

Fifteen finding out Ruby’s his daughter and before there’s enough time to process, immediately having the Master show up in big bang fashion with a musical number to Backstreet’s Back (‘ha, the Toymaker couldn’t do the splits could he, fucking casual’), ending with pulling the rope that releases the confetti, balloons, and an a frankly impressively well produced “Welcome Home Cheater” banner that hangs for a moment, before a sub banner rolls out below it that is literally just a bedsheet with the hastily painted words

Congratulations On Becoming A MILF/DILF

Ruby does clap cus at this point it’s a reflex action after seeing a performance, which does seem to defuse the Master a bit. Still breathing heavily, he gestures back at it with a shrug, clicking his tongue in light displeasure.

“Had seventy-three seconds. PILF doesn’t sound right, you’re just going to have to pick a gender. Also not sure there’s a right answer I’m looking for here, but is she mine or..?”

[chitinleg]

"Mister Bashir, what a pleasure it is to finally meet you."

Julian, why in god's name would you invite him to play the villain?

[jabberwockypie]

Doctors, Maybe Be Less Predictably Shitty?

A friend of mine is newly chronically ill since getting COVID last fall, and I've been trying to help coach her on medical self-advocacy because that's a whole new skillset.

Friend: So I have [Textbook Symptoms] of [Problems Disorder] and I'd like a referral to be tested for it, because it's really fucking up my life. Doctor: Eh, I don't know what you'd even get out of that, really, so I don't see the point. Also you need to lose weight. Friend: Well unfortunately the [Symptoms] have stopped me from being able to exercise. :( :( :( Doctor: Oh, we should get you a referral right away! Here you go!

Like. I'm sorry, I would think that having a resting heartrate of 120 BPM when you're trying to sleep is, you know, A PROBLEM.

But I'm not a doctor! What do I know? (: (: (:

Incidentally, a different doctor she was trying to see about the fatigue suggested, of all things, HYPNOTHERAPY. For weight loss.

[see-arcane]

Faustus: "I've simply never been given a Sign that there are everlasting consequences for this decision"

Mephistopheles:

Mephistopheles, banging pots and pans together the second he appears: "I am a demon fresh out of Hell, and while all existence outside of Heaven is metaphorical Hell, I cannot express clearly or loudly enough that I am from the real literal not shitting you Actual Inferno and that if you make this soul-selling deal for magic party tricks you will regret it immensely!"

Faustus: "Mannn you're chatty for a figment of my imagination. Anyway, let's get that blood document signed, I want to do sorceries for fun and profit via the powers of Hell. Which is not real :)"

Mephistopheles, aside to Satan: "Hey I know it's ahead of schedule but can I conjure just. A fuckton of aspirin? Yes right now."

[petalsonthemoonligh]

Katniss really looked at the boy with the bread and declared: touch him and you die

[tachiharastanacc]

I think the next arc should start with Chuuya getting back and freaking out that there are government surgeons in the mafia base, only to learn that the Black Lizard kidnapped them bc they want them to fix Tachihara.

Imagine being a top secret surgeon and some old man grabs you and starts threatening you very coldly and aggressively. And then brings you to the mafia. I’d cry.

[takkamek]

one thing that seems to prevalent in almost any lestappen fanfic is that ferrari doesn't care about charles, and that fred especially is made to be this villain, and its just... maybe people just don't know because they weren't around in 2022, or maybe they just forgot, but things were bad in ferrari in 2022 to the point where charles threatened to leave because of the bad management--and ferrari scrambled to keep him. they fired binotto (the tp) and a bunch of the staff (like head strategist) because of charles, they got fred because he and charles were on good terms, the team is literally being build around charles.

i don't immediately dislike the fanfic if ferrari is the antagonist of the story (but some reason rbr isn't lmao), i just think it's strange that ferrari is always the big bad guy

[katkalis-the-fanartist]

A glimpse of what shits like when youre kidnapped as a lab rat and your new residence is Dr. Edgar Zomboss' lab.