#Disney owns the rights to the muppets and quite a few old movies

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It's that time a year again!

Muppet Christmas Carol Time!

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Something I’ve been lowkey obsessing over for the past few years has been The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992), which is quite possibly my favorite Christmas movie ever. It’s fun, it’s funny, it has cute moments, Michael Caine is absolutely the best Scrooge to ever Scrooge… I can’t sing this movie’s praises enough. I was so excited when it was included on Disney+, so I could watch it pretty much whenever the desire struck.

The thing is, there’s another Christmas Carol adaptation that I loved to watch as a child that’s also on Disney+: Mickey’s Christmas Carol (1983). It’s another retelling of the same story, and yet… it doesn’t really hit in the same way that the Muppet one does. And I can’t stop thinking about why that would be the case. What do the Muppets do in their adaptation that Mickey and his friends don’t do in theirs?

If you haven’t figured it out by now, I’m going to sit here and compare and contrast these adaptations, with pictures and quotes. This is gonna be one of those “In this essay I will” posts, except the essay actually follows under a cut. After all, I’m nothing if not a former English major with weird hyperfixations.

I broke down the places where the differences are strongest into four parts: The Spirits/Ghosts of Christmas Whatever; the inclusion of a comedic Narrator character; the simple fact that the Muppets are Actors in their own right; and the entire “Christmas Future” part of the story.

1. The Spirits. 

For the Muppets, new characters have been created for the roles. These characters were only ever used for these roles, and we never see them again in other Muppet productions, save for Jacob (and Robert) Marley, as played by Statler and Waldorf, whom I’ll talk about at another point.

These new characters make much of the dialogue work, as well, with much of their exchanges with Scrooge at least sounding, if not actually being exactly as written in the original Christmas Carol. The supernatural look of the little ghosty Spirit of Christmas Past helps to sell the whole picture when they say lines like, “A touch of my hand, and you shall fly.” The jolly, bumbly, ginger-haired-Santa lookalike Spirit of Christmas Present is personable and friendly, even able to make a mean and grumpy man like Scrooge joke and laugh with joy. And the Spirit of Christmas Yet to Come is faceless, imposing, and silent. They communicate through pointing, or a guiding hand, and they chill both Scrooge and the audience without saying a single word, merely showing Scrooge the future that awaits him.

Disney, perhaps understandably, made use of some of their existing Intellectual Properties (IPs) instead of creating new characters to serve as the Spirits. Jiminy Cricket is our Ghost of Christmas Past; The Giant (from Mickey and the Beanstalk) makes a surprising return to the screen as the Ghost of Christmas Present; and finally, in a jarring reveal which I could argue was made only for the purpose of having yet another IP make an appearance, Pete fills the role of the Ghost of Christmas Future. These are characters with personalities that the audience already presumably knows, and while they are able to fill their roles to a degree, they also come with baggage, for lack of a better term. They struggle to keep a balance of their original personalities, while also donning the personalities of their Christmas Carol roles.

Jiminy attempts to give sage advice to Ebenezer Scrooge (McDuck), in the same manner as he had with Pinnochio, but a stern little cricket lecturing an old man duck just doesn’t feel right. And the giant is also bumbling, sure, but more than that, he’s just… stupider than the Muppet Spirit. Caine’s Scrooge even remarks “You’re a little absentminded, spirit,” to which the Muppet Spirit of Christmas Present replies, “No, I’m a large absentminded spirit!” The giant’s version of the Spirit is just your run-of-the-mill comedic relief idiot. As for Pete’s ghost, he’s silent and somewhat imposing for almost the entire Christmas Future segment, until he removes his hood and scares Scrooge into his empty grave with some mean remark. And the mean remark is truly what ruins Pete as the Spirit of Christmas Future; this Spirit isn’t mean, but rather delivering harsh truths. The purpose of the Spirit of Christmas Future is to really drive home to Scrooge that, if he doesn’t change his ways, this is the unfortunate future that awaits him. It’s the future itself that’s supposed to scare Scrooge, not the Spirit delivering the message.

In essence, by not only using existing IPs for the Spirits in the story, but miscasting the Spirits with IPs that don’t work for their roles, Mickey’s Christmas Carol confuses the whole message that A Christmas Carol is supposed to convey.

Finally, as I mentioned, I want to talk about our Marleys. In The Muppet Christmas Carol, Marley is the only spirit for whom they’ve used an existing character–or, rather, characters. They’ve cast the grumpy old men, Statler and Waldorf, as Jacob and Robert Marley. They have a silly song they sing to Scrooge, which still manages to terrorize the man, and to be fair, the spirits of Scrooge’s old business partners are warning him of something terrible coming for him: more ghosts. We’re still early in the story at this point, so the Muppets wouldn’t be taking their big guns out yet, so imparting a scary warning in the form of a light and fun musical number is… well, it’s very on brand.

Meanwhile in Mickey’s, we have Goofy as Jacob Marley. I’ll talk more about this casting choice later, but the short of it is: why? Goofy’s not a mean OR selfish guy at all, and I can’t understand this role placement for him. He’s very stern with Scrooge, and it’s hard to take him seriously at all, and to top it all off he falls down the stairs at the end of his scene, with his trademark “Yaaaaah-hoo-hoo-hoo-eeeeeeee” shout and all. It doesn’t fit the character they’re trying to have him portray.

2. The comedic benefits of a Narrator Character. 

In the beginning of The Muppet Christmas Carol, the audience is introduced to Gonzo and Rizzo on the streets of the British Muppet City.

“Welcome to the Muppet Christmas Carol! I am here to tell the story!” “And I am here for the food!” “My name is Charles Dickens.” “And my name is Rizzo the Rat! Hey, wait a second…”

Gonzo and Rizzo, from this point forward, are the audience’s guide throughout the story of A Christmas Carol, there to explain, buffer, and offer comedic relief. They break the fourth wall, talking about and to the audience, and referring to any children who might be watching.

“Whoa, that’s scary stuff. Hey, should we be worried about the kids in the audience?” “Nah, that’s alright, this is culture.”

Gonzo and Rizzo carry a lot, and I mean a lot of the comedic moments within The Muppet Christmas Carol, leaving the story’s characters to portray the story, without strange interruptions from within. Well, for the most part. There are moments where comedy comes from within the story.

“If you please, Mr. Scrooge? It’s gotten colder… and the bookkeeping staff would like to have an extra shovelful of coal for the fire.” “We can’t do the bookkeeping.” “Yeah, all of our pens have turned to ink-cicles!” “Our assets are frozen!” “How would the bookkeepers like to be suddenly… UNEMPLOYED?!” “HEAT WAVE! This is my island in the sun!”

There are also moments where Gonzo Dickens and Rizzo interact with characters in the story, breaking the fourth wall further for more comedy.

“It is the American way!” “Sam! [Unintelligible whispering]” “Ah. It is the British way!” “Good.”

And of course there are moments where the characters’ existing personalities do come forward through their acting, such as when Miss Piggy, as Emily Crachit, calls Kermit (Bob Crachit) “Crachie”, in a play on her nickname for Kermit, “Kermie”.

The thing to note about all of these moments of comedy, is that none of them interrupt the story for the sake of a joke, or a catchphrase. The story continues without a hitch.

It also means that, when Gonzo Dickens and Rizzo leave at the beginning of Scrooge’s time with the Ghost of Christmas Future, they take just about every chance at joyful comedy with them. The audience knows their absence means things are about to get serious.

Without a similar character to bear some of the comedic weight, it all rests on the shoulders of the characters in Mickey’s Christmas Carol’s story. There’s plenty of jokes and humor, of course, but most of it is slapstick-ish, and typical of a cartoon; for example, Scrooge asking about Crachit’s daily pay, recalling it to be two shillings, only for Crachit to interrupt that it’s two shillings and a ha'penny–a raise that originated three years ago, when Crachit started doing Scrooge’s laundry. The jump into Christmas Future doesn’t have a smooth transition, leaving the audience rather jarred at the sudden change in tone; in particular, when Pete’s embodiment of the Spirit suddenly starts speaking, where previously he’d been silent.

3. The Muppets Are Actors. 

In every Muppet production, one of the things that makes the entire experience work is that nobody in the canon recognizes the Muppets as anything other than the characters they’re portraying. Nobody looks at Kermit and goes, ‘Why is there a talking frog made of felt here?’ That’s exactly the way someone should act with the Muppets, and, according to an interview with Brian Henson, that was Michael Caine’s intention from the very beginning when he was asked to play Scrooge.

"When I met Michael Caine to talk about playing Scrooge, one of the first things he said was: “I’m going to play this movie like I’m working with the Royal Shakespeare Company. I will never wink, I will never do anything Muppety. I am going to play Scrooge as if it is an utterly dramatic role and there are no puppets around me.”

The fact that the illustrious actor understood the assignment from the beginning, without even being told, works wonders for this movie. Caine said in an interview with GQ that, before The Muppet Christmas Carol, he’d never done a movie that a child, like his then-seven-year-old daughter, could see; this was his motivation in choosing the role. He then went on to discuss how one is meant to act with the Muppets.

Interviewer: When you’re talking to Kermit, where do you look? Do you look him in the eye? Caine: Yes. You look him straight in the eye. It’s like talking to a real actor. And the guy is just down below, buried in the floor.

This is a man with a great respect for and understanding of the Muppets, their work, and of course their puppeteers. When asked who is more famous, himself or Kermit, Caine replies that of course Kermit is the more famous, as he should be.

Caine: Oh Kermit is much more famous, because he’s known by children as well as all adults. And I’m known by many, many, many adults, but he’s known by all adults. And then I’m known by few children, but he’s known by every child.

(As a side note, this is a delightful interview with Michael Caine, and he’s just as pleased with and delighted by The Muppet Christmas Carol as the rest of us.)

In contrast with Mickey’s Christmas Carol, the casting for the Mickey Mouse & Friends characters into their Christmas Carol roles feels like it was done without much consideration or thought, beyond the logic of ‘Mickey Should Be Bob Crachit, Donald Should Be Scrooge’s Nephew, Of Course Scrooge McDuck Should Be Ebenezer Scrooge’, and so on.

For example, the part of Jacob Marley is played by Goofy. Marley’s character, or rather his ghost, is one that exists as Scrooge’s warning, both of his night to come and what awaits him if he doesn’t change his ways. Marley was just about as bad as Scrooge in life, hence all his chains weighing his spirit down, formed from his wicked deeds against his fellow man. He even warns Scrooge that he also wears such a chain.

The problem here is that Goofy Goof doesn’t have a single mean bone in his tall, lanky body. He’s a dogman that would never covet money like a miser, would never be cruel to others because he doesn’t deem them worth his time. So, why was he cast as Marley? It’s a confusing decision.

Another example lies with Mickey Mouse as Bob Crachit. Logically, I can understand the casting choice; Mickey is to Disney as Kermit is to the Muppets. Both made the same decision to cast their Big Name Character as the second lead in A Christmas Carol. However, the two portrayals go in very different directions, particularly in the Christmas Future segment. I’ll dig into this particular example in more detail in a bit, but in essence, it feels more like the Disney characters were plugged into their roles for the story, without much consideration for how their personalities would work with that of the characters they’d be portraying. The Muppets were matched with characters to portray, but it feels like careful thought was put into how each character would act and work as their Christmas Carol role.

4. The Entire “Ghost of Christmas Future” Chapter. 

I’ve referred to this part of the story, and the ways in which the Muppets and Disney handled it, several times so far, and this is because I believe that this is where the biggest differences lie, and where the Muppet adaptation truly outshines Disney’s.

First, the Spirit themselves. The Muppets created an entirely new, imposing, shadowy-cloaked Muppet specifically for this role, rather than casting a known Muppet as the Spirit. This Muppet never speaks, and has no face, and only communicates in gestures. It looms over the third act of the story, showing Ebenezer Scrooge what awaits him in this future, without words, instead letting the scenes speak for themselves. The Spirit is silent, but Scrooge understands what it’s telling him, asking questions and paraphrasing the messages he receives as the Spirit guides him through the scenes. And although the Spirit’s appearance is terrifying, that’s not the part that ultimately chills Scrooge to the core; instead, the future that awaits Scrooge (and Tiny Tim), should he continue down his path of cruelty and greed, is what prompts Scrooge to tearfully beg for forgiveness and a chance to prove that he can make things right.

Then, in Mickey’s Christmas Carol, the basic bones of the tale are there: an imposing, silent, hooded figure shows Scrooge glimpses of his possible future. But before this third act is over, the Spirit reveals its face and speaks: it’s not just a Spirit, but Pete. Nasty, mean, cigar-smoking Peg-Leg Pete. And he dumps Scrooge into his own grave to be consumed by flames until he awakens from his dream. Certainly, Scrooge has been shaken by the visions of an awful future, but he’s also been sent to hell by a mean, angry cat. Ultimately, this takes away from the big message of the Spirit of Christmas Yet to Come’s chapter: that we should change because we choose to, not because we’ve been scared into it.

Second, the sharing of Tiny Tim’s fate. In both the Muppet version and in Disney’s version, the audience and Scrooge have both been told that, if things don’t change, Tiny Tim’s going to die. Now that we’re being shown the future, Scrooge needs to go and check on the Crachit family, to see if this loss has come to pass.

In the Muppet Version, Scrooge approaches the home with relieved excitement, remembering the home of his employee as the warm and happy one he’d caught a glimpse of thanks to the Spirit of Christmas Present. However, Scrooge notices the silence of the house, and instantly knows something has changed. He peeks into the window and watches as Mrs. Crachit cries as she cooks Christmas dinner. Then, he learns that indeed, Tim has passed away. We watch the grieving family convene for dinner, and talk of loss; although they try to encourage each other, it’s clear that the loss of Tim has cut them so deep, they might never truly recover.

The fact that someone can watch this entire emotional scene performed by the Muppets and, somehow, not lose any suspension of disbelief, speaks of the incredible talent involved in the making of this scene; the puppeteers, the voice actors, the editors, the filmographers. 

In comparison, the scene we get in Disney’s version is short, and stiff. What we get is a panning view of a graveyard, and a closeup of Mickey Mouse crying while holding onto Tiny Tim’s crutch, before he sets it against the boy’s gravestone. The audience watches Mickey Mouse cry over his dead son before the movie continues.

It sounds sad when said aloud, but watching it happen doesn’t carry much emotion. It just feels awkward, almost forced. It feels like the people who decided that Mickey Mouse should be Bob Crachit finally had the consequences of their actions catch up to them, and they suddenly realized what they were going to have to put the company’s mascot through… and then they had no idea how to do it. The entire scene feels haphazard and strange; it’s upsetting to watch, but not in the way it should be. Instead of being sad about Tiny Tim, I’m just bummed they made me watch Mickey Mouse cry like that.

And here’s the thing: neither of these scenes have been performed by human actors. One has been played by puppets, the other has been animated. The fact that the Muppets, who, in order to show emotion have to move their head a certain way or have the felt of their faces scrunched, do a better job performing the scene than the one that is animated, in which people could make the characters make any face they wanted, speaks volumes.

Perhaps it’s because, while Kermit will always be Kermit, and Mickey will always be Mickey, it all draws back to the fact that the Muppets are actors. Kermit has played so many other roles in other Muppet movies. But Mickey Mouse? He’s almost always Mickey Mouse. Using him in a different role is difficult when he’s never been anything other than himself.

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I’ve spent some time trying to think how to wrap up this ridiculous essay I chose to write for fun, because while this isn’t an assignment and doesn’t require a conclusion, it also feels wrong to just end it there. I suppose I can say again, that the Muppet Christmas Carol is my very favorite Christmas movie, and I love watching it over and over again. I love it so much that I’ve literally written an essay explaining why it’s good. And it’s not like I hate Mickey’s Christmas Carol; I grew up watching that movie just as much as the Muppet one. It’s just that… the Muppet version hits different, you feel me? The story moves in a different way, treats humor differently, and even treats the audience differently. I’m by no means an expert on film, and I certainly don’t expect everyone to agree with my opinions about this movie. In the end, these are just two child-targeted adaptations of a classic Christmas tale, and I’m just an ADHD girl who got way too invested in a passing thought. The different feelings evoked in me by the two different movies about the same story fascinated me, and I decided I’d try to analyze them and share my thoughts. If you made it this far, thanks for reading!

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Lost at Sea

Single Dad Spencer x fem reader

Summary: This is kind of a little Christmas-adjacent fluff peice where Spencer is a single dad, completely clueless while Christmas shopping for his daughter. Reader sees him struggling and decides to help, completely unaware of where it will lead them. I imagined him sometime after the show ended, kinda with his somewhat longer curly hair and glasses. This story is completely fluff and I make no apologies.

Well, that was about the third loud huff from the man standing down the isle from me. This one was so loud it blew his hair around a bit, making it even messier. I try to focus on the task at hand, finding the perfect gift for my best friend’s little girl.

Diana was the closest thing I had to a daughter of my own. Despite Anne’s protesting, I took every opportunity to spoil her daughter rotten. The adorable and precocious little girl had me absolutely wrapped around her finger. I have to fight the urge to buy everything I thought would put a smile on her face, my favorite sight in the world.

But now, I was repeatedly distracted by the clearly frustrated man standing next to me, eyeing the girls toy section like it was an enigma. I decide to approach him, but he’s still to lost in his thoughts to notice.

I clear my throat while giving him a light tap on the shoulder.

“Can I help you with anything?”

“Oh I didn’t realized you worked here.”

“I don’t.” I smile sweetly at him. “You just look like you’re trying to solve the worlds most challenging puzzle over here.”

He meets my eyes with a sheepish smile, nervously rubbing the back of his neck. I try my best to ignore just how attractive this man is. He’s definitely not available.

“I guess in a way I am. I’m trying to buy a Christmas gift for my daughter. It’s safe to say that I know absolutely nothing about girls. I want it to be absolutely perfect, and I just know whatever I get won’t be half of what she deserves.”

“Well I can help with that. How old is she and what does she like?”

He pushes his glasses up his nose, giving me a moment to ogle just how attractive his hands are.

“Her name is Alice, she’s 5. I know she loves Disney princesses. Ariel is her favorite I think... but even once I narrow it down to that, there is still just so much. Who knew shopping for little girls could be so overwhelming.”

I can’t help but giggle a bit at his helplessness. He starts to laugh along with me.

“I’m Spencer by the way.” I see him hesitate a moment before slowly extending a hand. I look at his extended hand with a slight feeling of guilt, knowing he’ll most likely judge me based on my response.

“Oh I’m sorry I hope you don’t think I’m rude but... I don’t really shake hands. It’s not personal it’s just all the germs. I don’t deal so well with them.”

He lets out a soft chuckle, but I can’t imagine why. Is he actually laughing at me? Seems a bit rude.

“You know I used to be the exact same way. I suppose having a kid has changed me more than I realize sometimes.”

I nod, quietly, knowing I can’t really relate.

“I’m sorry you’re probably really busy. Are you shopping for your daughter too?”

Unsure as to the reason why, I’m suddenly embarrassed to admit that I’m not actually a parent. Just a single loner in their mid-thirties, living vicariously through their best friend and their.

“Oh no, just a friend. I’m more than happy to help you out with Alice. If you want my best ideas though, I’ve got to be honest, a lot of it is online. I can show you the links real quick, I’d you’d like?”

“I feel like this would be easier if we just... Would you like to grab coffee? I know a great place just around the corner. You can show me all your ideas and hopefully we can pick out something for her together.”

Up until this point I didn’t want to make assumptions, but it’s becoming more clear that Spencer is most likely a single dad. I don’t want pry, but I can’t help but wonder what happened to her mom.

I try to hide my excitement at his offer.

“You had me at coffee. And I almost forgot, I’m Y/N!”

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Three hours and several cups of coffee later, I knew a small part of the life story belonging to Spencer Reid. He was an FBI agent, part of a team who hunts down serial killers. A profiler. Or former profiler? He used to work in the field, until he had to raise his daughter alone. He had been fallen hard and fast for someone who left him as soon as another opportunity, or person rather, had presented themselves. They left him a single dad, all alone with his 2 year old daughter, Alice.

Being a single parent, he knew he couldn’t continue a job that put him in harms way on a regular basis. He never had a problem putting his life on the line for others, but Alice had become his number one priority, without question. Switching to a desk job had allowed him to continue as a consult for the team while also teaching at the University.

As I looked over his attire, I couldn’t help but notice that he didn’t quite give off professor vibes at first glance. His cozy maroon sweater and glasses, perhaps. But his curly mop of disheveled hair and goofy grin made him look more like a cuddly muppet character. The more I listen to him talk the more I notice his intelligence. I should have known, given his professions. It didn’t take long to realize he was well out of my league, but he was kind enough to give me the time of day for whatever reason.

I keep drowining in his eyes or getting pulled in by the movement of his hands as he speaks. Listening to his voice is like gently floating down like a river. I don’t even notice when he’s stopped talking.

“What about you?”

“Hmm?” I pull myself out of my daze, trying not to look as enchanted by him as I feel.

“Oh uhh, nothing to tell really.” I shrug, picking up my coffe, hoping he’ll change the subject while I sip on my caramel latte.

“I find that hard to believe. What do you do?”

“I just run a small cafe in town.”

I feel as though hearing about my life is about as interesting as watching water boil, but Spencer could have fooled me. He looks genuinely invested as I tell him about how I earned my bachelors and masters in business management, eventually opening up The Cottage. I didn’t have any experience in the food industry, but my friend Nicole had immediately been on board with the idea of coming on as my cook.

“It sounds wonderful. I’ll definitely have to stop by sometime.” He smiles at me before sipping on the last of his second cup of coffee.

“You’re welcome to bring Alice, only if you want to. And Nicole makes a killer risotto!”

“Of course! ...Oh! I knew we were forgetting something. Alice!”

“The entire reason you asked me here, just a minor detail.” I can’t help but snicker at our absent mindedness, how easy it was to be completely swept away in the tide that was Spencer Reid.

His face fades a bit, though I’m not sure why. He simply nods, folding his hands in his lap.

“Sorry if this is weird but umm... can I see a picture of her? It’s just, well, it might help me to get a better idea. You don’t have to, if it makes you uncomfortable.”

“Oh yeah!”He pulls out his wallet, unfolding a long strand of small photos, most of just his daughter, a few featuring him as well.

She was beautiful, brown eyed girl with soft, brown locks. She clearly had her fathers curly hair and soft, doe eyes. If it wasn’t obvious from the way he spoke about her, the pictures made it incredibly apparent that this girl was his whole world. Pure joy radiated from the photo of the two of them. I look up to to see the exact same look on his face, with a smile so big that his eyes crinkle.

That is the moment I knew he had me. I would follow this man anywhere, this adorable dad I had met on the toy isle only hours ago. The photos made it evident that she was just as crazy about him. It was almost too adorable for my heart to handle.

I take a deep breath before meeting his gaze, which is much closer now as we lean in over the table to look at the pictures.

“She’s beautiful.”

He looks down at the photos again with glassy eyes. “I know.”

He clears his throat and scoots back into his seat.

“So what did you have in mind?”

“Well, I have seen this online story that makes really pretty hand-made dresses that mimic the ones of each Disney Princess. Maybe a couple of her favorites? They also make knit blankets that look like mermaid tales. Or maybe a stuffed animal of one of her favorite characters? What little kid doesn’t like stuffed animals, right?”

Spencer nods along, absorbing all the suggestions I throw his way. After awhile, I help him settle on ordering a few we both like.

“I can’t wait to give these to her! She always loves Christmas morning. We open presents together and eat the cookies we made the night before while binging as many Christmas movies as possible.”

There was that smile again, the one he got when he talked about her. I wonder if she knows how lucky she is to have a dad that cares so much.

I can’t help but smile as well at the thought, which he quickly interrupted with “So what are your Christmas plans?”

I feel myself turning slightly red at the embarrassment of having to admit that I have none. Nothing much that is.

I shrug, hoping he won’t ask any more about it.

“Do you get to see your family?”

And there it was. The question I was desperately hoping to avoid. I know my inability to meet his gaze and consistent pulling at my fingers would be a dead give away of my uncertainty about speaking on the subject. I search for the best way to answer without seeming like I’m overcome with self pity. To be fair, I wasn’t. I didn’t mind spending the holidays alone. Not anymore. I had grown comfortable with the silence and comfort that comes from living alone.

The soft crackling of the fire, a fuzzy blanket, and a warm cup of hot chocolate had become my closest companions of each winter season. I spent many evenings curled up by the window, watching the snow dust the city as soft music flowed through my drafty, top floor apartment. Sometimes I’d dance and twirl around in my pajamas and socks, slipping and sliding on the wood floors. So yes, it was safe to say I truly enjoyed the time I spent getting to know myself.

“I uh, they’re not really around anymore. I was adopted by my parents when I was still a baby. They didn’t have any family but each other and then, well, me. I lost them to a car crash a few years back.”

I can tell he’s listening, but the one thing I always expect to see isn’t there. Pity. Instead I see kindness and understanding, and my heart welcomes it fully.

“Nicole is on vacation with her family for the holidays so it’s just me. I’m pretty used to it though, I make my own fun.” I give him smile to reinforce my point.

His eyes glaze over and I can tell I’ve lost him to a deep thought, as I see the gears turning in his head. He opens his mouth to speak before closing it again, and finally spouting out: “Come have dinner with us. On Christmas Eve.”

I had half expected a pity invite. A “why don’t you”. A “would you like to”. But Spencer hadn’t asked me. He had told me, in a way that left no room for arguing. I could tell he wasn’t going to budge on the matter. Whether it was the insistent but kind tone or the seriousness in his eyes, I don’t know. But I knew there was no use in fighting it. Not just the invitation, but the feelings quickly flooding my heart. Spencer Reid was like a fast approaching storm, but I didn’t want to outrun the rain. I wanted to dance in it, drenched in the downpour.

And that’s exactly what I did. As soon as I saw the look on his face when I said yes, it crashed over me like a wave, leaving me breathless and lost in the sea of my emotions.

[popculturebuffet]

Reviewcaps: Amphibia: Swamp and Sensibility / Wax Museum

This week Anne tries to treat life like a ABCFamily Original Movie with predictable results while Kermit the frog cameos and the rest of the family wonder into a few possible Jordan Peele Movies. Then Anne stumbles into a Gravity Falls Homage and Frog Stan nearly murders her because that’s our boy. That’s our boy right there. Be warb under the cut. 

Wooo hoo! While this one’s a little wait both due to work on another review for a certain episode, this was a decent episode to cap off our long road trip. We’re now one week away from Marcy debuting and also Keith motherfucking David. 

I have no idea what enlisted is or what the hell is going on here but it’s keith david casually laying on a bicyle in full uniform. How could I not? 

Before we get to this week here’s last week’s recap, as tumblr ate it for reasons..  as you can also see if you click on my blog I tided up my subpages, so amphibia reviews can now be found in the general disney section along with ducktales and star vs. Now that’s out of the way our last episodes before marcy and keith, i’m a day behind, let’s a go. 

Swamp and Sensiblility

I”m also going to try going a bit looser.. still recapping what happens but not beat for beat as it’s gotten tiring and I sometimes strain for jokes especially when tired. So this week The Plantars find themselves stranded in Ribbiton, the most expensive city in amphibia after betsy breaks her reigns and, not having any other options are forced to stay with Hop Pop trying to keep the kids from getting distracted by the luxury. Thankfully they find an old friend: It’s One Eyed Wally!

Actually got an outside gif to work! Also hooray! But I did really like wally after his spotlight episode last season and his insane plan with the explosives that wound up paying off.. that’s some Wolverine level thinking.. no really he once cut the wires open in a sewer during a rainstorm so when the water inevitibly hit them it’d cause a blackout and hopefully help the x-men when it did if things had gone sideways.. which by the time it did, it did and they had. So good on you guys.  Anyways turns out Wally’s a rich boy but he’s gone too far because he know it don’t matter anyway.. and has been hiding his true self from his family, so the plantars showing up really dosen’t help. Thankfully he’s able tos top them from talking or correcting his father assuming their the help and our family takes lord rich asshole up on his offer to stay the night at their mansion, which in what I assume is a nod to gravity falls has peacocks on the lawn, though this being Amphibia their giant and deadly and you shouldn’t look right at them. 

Once in their fancy guest room, Anne wonders...

Wally explains, as I did he’s hiding himself. Anne sees parallels with a movie she was watching at the start of the episode from point to pop and lock which looks like my own personal hell.. aka an abc family original movie back before it became freeform, which is a more fitting name for what the network horrifcally mutated into over time so fair enough. It’s better than say keeping the names MTV or TLC long after either of those acronyms is at all accurate.. and at least with MTV they have almost 40 years of brand recognition to justify it with. But yeah it’s about a ballerina who wants to hip hop dance, you’ve seen the story a million time.. and a plot repeated here about a kid wanting to live their dreams but worrying their family won’t accept them or knowing they won’t, with wally, while not carrying for the money, not wanting to loose his family or his beloved bug... which reminds me of that Pokemon episode with James and his growlithe only without a carbon copy of jesse trying to use bdsm to make james obey which is not how that works Jessebelle. That’s not how any of that works. What.. what even was that episode.. I mean somehow it was really good and makes me question why Jesse and James never hooked up but still, what WAS that. 

Anyways, while Anne decides to interfere, the Plantars get a great montage of wondering into various creepy shit with toad saunas, rich people smashing things, and one frog in a peacock outfit among actual peacocks.. just.. yeah.. real Jordan Peele/Blumhouse “Rich white people are fucking terrifying” shit.. which is accurate. Thankfully instead of getting trapped in their own bodies or forced to star in the boy, our heroes make it back to Anne.  At dinner Anne outs wally as a frigging weirdo with predictable results. Yeah the one flaw I can find with this episode is it’s REALLY predictable up to this point: Anne watches a movie, is obviously going to encounter someone with similar problems, then tries using that movie as real life, it fails but then somehow workso ut in the end or dosen’t but the person is happy anyway. What does spice it up though is the final act, as Wally decides fuck it , he’s going to take control of his own life and issues a family challenge against his dad to do so, something Anne, and me honeslty, had forgotten about from last season as that was 30 years ago and one of the less memorable episodes. Still nice bit of continuity. But with wally lacking a mount because his dad’s a prick, Anne pitches in to fix her screw up and we get a decently shot sequence, and amontage, as Anne and Wally play rich polo against wally’s dad. Oh and of course the more notable part of this, Kermit the Frog here, if sadly the minty fresh matt vogel one instead of the sadly fired Steve Whitmire.. still not over that but oddly Vogel does a better job here than on muppets now as I genuinely could not tell it was him so it works. But yeah, it’s not Vogel doing a voice but Kermit DOING voicework for amphibia, because Muppets get wonderfully meta and Disney wanted to keep this gimmick going. yes going, as last year Fozzy did voice acting for Big City Greens... I fucking love this and hope disney keeps doing it for all their shows. Do Owl House next. 

Anywho Kermit commentates and it’s okay, they don’t do much with him but the sheer novelty of Kermit playing a thinly veiled copy of himself that still looks like a muppet still kinda works. Anyways wally ends up winning via hair accordion (”How long has that been in there?” “At least a full season”) and his dad dosen’t want Wally to leave the family.. which neither does he, he just wants to be accepted, his father accepts him, reveals he also likes music, happy end.  Final Thoughts: As you can tell I kinda breezed through this one but unlike other just okay episodes lately i’ts not half bad and while using a stock plot, it does use it cleverly, and to help flesh out a character we like.. it’s still very by thenumbers but the neat setting of the rich people mansion, the plantars journey through it’s creepy bowels and kermit the frog cameoing all really help boost what otherwise would’ve just be “the episdoe before the gravity falls homage” it still was but it was enjoyable enough. It’s just in a day where disney said gay rights and i’ts sister episode is again an homage to one of Disney’s greatst shows in it’s storied animated television history, it’s also easy to forget. If nothing else it was nice to have Wally back. I do think that helped. As you can probably also tell these road episodes have been wearing on me.. while their not BAD, and some are infact quite excellent, a few like this one, quarallers pass, and the acting and western episodes, are just.. eh. The character flaws they bring up are only one episode and they don’t really felsh out the charcters enough. Even here while it’s nice to get more dimension to wally i’ts not really by much. They just feel fairly stock in a show that while using some stock plots usually can do so creatively. I think that’s the core problem: it’s not that these are TERRIBLE it’s just I expect better form the show in a typical episode, and from the interesting setups the road brings, especially since it DOES deliver on them in other episodes and i’m kinda glad this stretch is finished next week. That being said it does go out on one hell of a note.. 

Wax Museum So after weeks of anticipation, our road trip ends on an episode that was hyped up before the season even began.. a weird move given this is week 5 and i’d of saved the interviews for closer like Disney does with ducktales, but regardless, this one was worth the wait.  First my quick, since I tend to go overboard on my thoughts on shows, thoughts on Gravity Falls: It’s fucking excellent. I stand by calling it one of disney channels best shows and while certaint hings could’ve used more time, like Dipcifica seriously I have no idea why tease that and then do nothing with it when they still had plenty of time left int he series even with Ford. But yeah a few minor quibbles aside the series was really good, left us wanting more which after seeing other shows sputter into flames at the end, hello Star Vs, I can live with. So yeah I was hyped for this one, especially since Amphibia creator Matt Braley not only worked on Gravity Falls but got Gravity Falls creator Alex Hirsch’s blessing.. and of course, Alex being a peach of a guy, just yesterday he proudly cooed over the fact Dana Terrance actually got Disney to have a bisexual lead character after he struggled to get anything remotley LBGTQ into gravity falls. He’s a good guy. And a weirdo but he’s my kind of weirdo. But being so nice, he naturally agreed to return as stan expy the curator and frog soos. While that is all we get, I do get not wanting to shohorn 80 refrences to the show in or get a ton of voice actors to come back for a cameo, nor try and include the twins due to the plot of this episode really not working with them around, thougH I WOULD have appricated frog mcgucket, but eh, you can’t get everything you want.  Said plot is again simple but really intresting: The Plantars stop in a small town and are dead broke, but Anne casually taking off her hood and being reminded she’s seen as a freak ends up as a lucrative buisness opprotunity as naturally small town yokels are fine with gawking. So with the plantars now having actual money to see the sighs Anne settles on the curosity hut, our mystery shack for the evening. The rest of the plantars, especially Polly who sees some eyes move, are utterly unverved byt he place and by it’s owner, the curator, our stan pines.. or stan ponds if you will. I mean if the series has a chuck and other normal names here an there, including Polly, then it’s not a stretch to say his first name stayed the same. Anyways, Stan shows the family around, including Air Mantis, because hell yes and some gnomes and other callbacks to gravity falls.. but I like how theirs only a handful to gravity falls monsters. There’s plenty of refrences but the episode wisely goes more for the FEEL of Gravity Falls: The creepy setting, weirder monsters (even if amphibia dosen’t shy away from weird , last episode had sheep bugs and all), and spooky vibe from the curosity hut all feel like the tone Gravity Falls went for, which is similar enough to amphibia the two mesh well. Plus the curator is basically a SLIGHTLY more evil stan pines... SLIGHTLY., and Braly naturally having worked on the show nails the character in writing while Hirsch steps back into the roll like it was just yesterday. It feels like a love letter to what the show was rather than just “hey remember this cool thing from it”, with still plenty of nice nods here and there. 

Anyways back to the actual plot, the rest of the Plantars decides to leave because this place gives them the creeps as does Stan, but once htey leave Anne finds something: A skipman! Which is a great name for a portable cd player.. seriously I had one of those early in high school, the skipping really was constant hell. If anyone ever complains about mp3s, smack em. I do not miss that era. Have a bit of nostalgia for it sure, but I do not actually MISS it. 

Anyways, yeah this is a big deal and it’s nice that even in the homage to it’s parent show, we get a rather big plot point: something else came from Earth and given Anne dosen’t recognize it as Marcies, though It still could be but I highly doubt it, it didn’t come with the three of them, meaning there were humans BEFORE.. possibly centuries in amphibia time given what we’ve seen so far. After all a great calamity had happened, it somehow invovles the box that brought anne here... no one says time travel can’t be involved. And it’ll raise even more in a minute. But first Stan offers a million coppers for it. not being made of money Anne instead bargins on her weirdness: One day of performance in exchange for the discman. Sounds good Stan. He certainly doesn’t have any evil plans. Wink... he’s telling you he’s winking because one eye’s under an eyepatch. Naturally Stan has less than good intetions and ominously plots to frog soos.. which I absolutley love how they just call him frog soos, who postulates on multiverse theroy because he’s apparently been licking himself agian. Oh that soos... I always knew he was on something. Also while he dosen’t get a high from it I don’t doubt human soos also licks himself for unrelated reasons. 

Anyways the rest of the family are skpetical of Anne meeting stan at night.. which is fair. I wouldn’t want my nieces or nephews, and one of the nephews is around anne’s age, around stan alone for any length of time. I mean he’s fine with his own family but I know i’d find them in a child size armadillo suit having been fed questionable canned meats after having to dance for gawking yokels. Plus stan has resting “Call the police fan” so HOp Pop wants to just discuss it in the morning first before remotley trusting this guy. But anne impulsively decides to just sneak out when their asleep. More on that in a bit.  Naturally trusting the strange man she just met who presumibly traffics ladypugs in this reality and constnatly looks like he wants your wallet goes poorly as Stan traps Anne and plans to incase her in wax like the other exibits. The plantars realize anne is missing and rush in with Polly trying to face her fear and ending up freeing ah orrifying monster “This is way worse’ indeed. Meanwhile Stan is annoying anne who’s praying for the wax to get her in one of the best bits of the episode.. because of COURSE stan would talk inncoently to someone he’s kdinapped while eating canned beef. To me it’s another nice touch: While the caretaker IS more of a villian than stan, for obvious reasons, given he’s put a random person behind glass just for not buying things, dressed his own grandson up in a humilating wolf suit and had soos use a fucking boiler for his employee break room, it’s not a hgue stretch to say a pre-character development, i.e. pre dipper and mabel to convince him to be slightly better, Stan would kidnap a bunch of freaky wax creatures. It’s also why i’m okay Jason Ritter and Krystin Schall didn’t return. Their great and I woul’dve loved to have dipper and mabel back.. but the episode just dosen’t work with them in it even as a cameo, and they could easily show up in a followup later if they choose to bring this character back. Probably not but hey stranger things have happend.  Stan does however reveal something important: He got the discman from newtopia.. where a bunch of OTHER artifacts are. Thankfully before that information becomes useless to Anne, Sprig and Hop Pop show up to the rescue and Stan fights them thinking their cops as he dosen’t want to go back to frog jail. And even once he finds out their not, he still wants a new attraction because this is stan and again, as good as he is by series end, or at least marginally better, I still wouldn’t put it past him to put sentient creatures in wax. This however backfires as once Polly frees the creature above sprig and hop pop free the rest, and the giant throng of monsters drags Stan off, with blood popping up.. though he assures us it’s just wax so he could show up again. Probably not. He also offers htem 10 perecent, and goes up to 11.5 but that’s as far as we go. Goodbye again stan. I’ll miss you buddy. Seriously I absolutley loved the character and even with a shifter copy it was really nice to have him back for an episode.  The family carts Anne off and back at the campsight Anne bemoans not getting the skipman.. luckily Sprig grabbed it on their way out, because h’es a good friend, but Hop Pop and Pollly are annoyed at anne for once again recklesly endangering herself without considering them and forcing them to save her (As polly pefectly puts it I”m tired of facing my fears anne) And that’s why I saved that: this episode deconsturcts anne’s tendency to act before she reallyt hinks or consult anyone else and actually has the family confront her on it, though she does genuinely apologize so hopefully it’ll stick. But yeah now newtopia offers even more promise and anne offers hop pop an accidental laser to the eye vai the skipman to close out the episode.  Final Thoughts: As you can probably tell If reaking loved this one. Instead of just apping gravity falls, as I pointed it out i more felt like a gravity falls episode in miniture, mixed with Amphibia to still feel like it belonged in amphibia, and with Stan back just slightly more evil. Slightly. Alex Hirsch was as always a massive delight and it was a treat to have him back, and it was a really damn good note to close the road trip out on after some middling episodes, toadcatcher excluded. Not much else to say, it was really damn good, easily the seasno’s second best after toadcatcher.  Next Time:  MARCY. KEITH DAVID. Ants? Good times. Until then you can find more disney reviews under the disney tab on my blog including the entire season of amphibia thus far and season 3 of ducktales thus far. Until we meet again, courage. 

[sunnysynthsunshine]

7th Comedy Monologue

“Hey my Cheese bags I’m back from my adventure in 1985”

“No joke if you look it up

the timeframe of days for each month this year

are the exact same as they were in 1985”

So all this “80s revival stuff” with Duran Duran and Depeche Mode touring, Petshop Boys releasing a new album, a new generation falling in love with Queen and She-Ra while the world is being messed up by a tyrannical iron lady and a talking tangerine makes a bit of sense doesn’t it?”

Even though I was born in the 2000s I’ve always loved most of the media from that decade, the gothic and upbeat synthesizer music,the cheaply made but entertaining cartoons,the video games,the basic but stylish fashion,the musicals and John Hughes films,the mix of music genres in the charts,Goth,Synth,Punk,2 Tone,Post-Punk,New Wave,Glam Metal,Alternative,Shoegaze,Hip Hop,Electronica

I was watching Saved by the Bell  before Netflix even existed

Then again a lot of the shows from then were also being revived back in my day

Dal Winton was presenting game shows, Pingu replaced the scary walrus monsters with rap music, I watched or had VHS tapes of the Muppet show, Noddy, Postman Pat and Scooby Doo.

Scooby-Doo! Now that’s a show that never gets old because it never changes, anyone regardless of what generation they’re from would be able to tell you

“Oh Yeah, I remember Scooby Doo”

When you think about it Scooby Doo is quite philosophical

we are all just a gang going on our own adventures

that and the first few live-action movies are modern masterpieces

I was just browsing Twitter or Tumblr or literally anywhere on the internet only to see that screencaps were taken from the live action Scooby Doo interviews had turned into memes

*ahem*

Well,I was auditioning for the role of Velma, I could sense from the way Matthew Lillard just fully encompassed the role of Shaggy, it felt like he was Shaggy, he was our saviour as he felt his spiritual energy increase, that’s when I knew we were working with a legend

Something like that although Matthew isn’t too fond of the memes himself specifically the ones where his spiritual connections are described more like demon possession rituals

*ahem*

“Being Shaggy has led me down a path of death and destruction. I’ve killed many mortals in hope of replicating 1% of Shaggy’s being, by the end of filming I hope to become one with him”

In which Matthew responded with

*deadpan voice*

This is wrong

I mean I might also have inspirations where I feel like I can philosophically connect with them, in their performing style and personality but that’s where I draw the line

Personality?  That’s a tricky subject

You could say some people have consistent personalities

People said Freddie Mercury and David Bowie were party animals who were incredible on stage with their charisma, creativity and charm but other sources have said they were relaxed, laid back people who were shy when being interviewed.

That could just be the contrast between their onstage and offstage personas but not all of us have that, even if we are all  just actors in a play, hoping each day goes the right way

Some of us are punk, even if we don’t explicitly say that we are, or have the stereotypical style associated with it,a lot of us just try to be ourselves,some of us can enjoy reality shows and horror movies at the same time,some of us can enjoy One Direction and Gorillaz,some of us can love fashion but also love memes, Theatre, and 1980s aesthetics

I’d say I’m the same but sometimes my personality is all over the place

I can go from being cheerful, relaxed and happy to being dazed and clumsy or cynical or entranced and hyper-fixated to Pessimistic and Cold to Quiet and Timid to Mellow and Loud   what personality traits you associate with me, however, is up to your own conclusion

call me any internet subculture stereotype and I’d be able to tell you about how I either, unfortunately, was the stereotype or I hung around people who were those stereotypes

if you said I was someone who watched Cbbc and citv you’d be right

if you said I was a classic rock enthusiast years ago and now you’d be right

if you said I used to be a cringy anime enthusiast  you’d be right

if you said I was one of those theatre kids who watched Disney sitcoms you’d be right

if you said I was one of those meme posters who referenced movies like Shrek and bee movie you’d be right

Another thing punks did was and sometimes still do was creating fanzines, magazines related to their favourite band or tv show or their own opinions on what’s going in the world, nowadays you could say social media has replaced that, but publications like the Daily Mirror, The Sun and TMZ still have a presence on there,I’d say fanzines should have a revival.

The BAFTA’s also happened recently and I wasn’t impressed, then again when are awards shows anything other than beauty pageants for films anyway?

Some films deserved their awards, but some films barely got a mention, Paddington 2 wasn’t included in there or in any of the other film awards this year and Stan and Ollie got nothing…

A darn shame because that film was so well made, it felt authentic, while Stan and Ollie also have a bit of a universal following, there are still some people who probably don’t know who they are!

Before Walliams and Lucas, Before the Two Ronnies, Before Richie and Eddie

There was…Laurel and Hardy

Two moustached blokes, who in the 20s and 50s would just try to delight audiences the best way they could, through slapstick and laughter, without them, most of the world’s double acts wouldn’t exist and even Spongebob wouldn’t exist

Yep, you heard me right, all those misadventures Spongebob and Patrick would have, they were loosely based on the adventures of Laurel and Hardy, except instead of it being about a tall British man and a fat American it was about an anthropomorphic sponge and a dumb but caring starfish.

Speaking of Spongebob, there was some sad news involving Spongebob not too long ago

The creator of Spongebob, Stephen Hillenburg��had passed away from ALS

I know, it’s awful,stupid motor neuron diseases and stupid Adam Levine too,for those who don’t know there was an episode of Spongebob called Band Geeks where they ended the episode with the cast playing a song called Sweet Victory over a Superbowl type of event, for the actual super bowl Spongebob fans around the world petitioned for that song to be played in tribute for Stephen,however we got Adam Levine singing a different song instead….what a letdown

If it wasn’t for SpongeBob I and some of the rest of the new generation, wouldn’t know half the old music or old films we know now.

To let down millions of fans like that makes me sick

Honestly, I was a bit sick a few weeks ago, I’ve been sick before and hospitalized twice but this particular moment of sickness was odd

It was like any other night, I was trying to get some sleep and lucid dream, but then it happened, the shivers, the shakes the trembling aches,

Out of nowhere, I felt like an ice-cube stuck in a microwave, It was too cold but it was too warm, I eventually got to sleep but when I got up the next morning I felt sick again, sorry for disclosing those details but it was like the exorcist…

Usually, when I’m sick watching documentaries, Kitchen Nightmares or 90s films weirdly cheers me up

Speaking of films, Rocketman the Elton John movie is out and it actually looks good

It’s being directed by the guy who was the replacement director for Bo Rhap and if it ends up being brilliant I won’t be surprised, the trailer gave off Velvet Goldmine vibes, the style of composed cinematography and I’m sounding like Film Twitter, Isle of Dogs was a good film…oh wait it wasn’t acknowledged much by the award shows either.

Another amazing film I recently watched was Rocky Horror…I know I’ve mentioned it before but that was when I only knew the sequel and some of the soundtrack,

It was amazing, it was brilliant, it was fantastic, it was out of this world,

ah! Rocky Horror was splendid

I definitely now understand why it’s still going strong to this day

It’s that hybrid of rock and roll, optimistic nihilism and soft aesthetics

That just works for me, another thing I’ve remembered was that Richard O’ Brien played the dad in Phineas and Ferb, well that explains that part of me liked that cartoon for the music and some of the characters but other characters did my head in like that Isabel character

“Hey, Phineas what ya dooing?”

“How about you let me finish my invention and you mind your own business”

Oof that’s too harsh…but considering aspects of the marvel Phineas and Ferb crossover were surprisingly a bit sexist at times outdated for the show that is usually quite progressive in its representation and characters…it’s probably accurate

Another person who hasn’t changed but is also often harsh, Piers Morgan, a little tweety bird told me he had a mysterious illness, good riddance I’d say, he’s the new Noel Edmonds, the presenter who used to be ok but now is unbearable…because he never shuts up

Thankfully though he’s “taking a break” from GMB that will rest our eardrums

Russell Brand has also been in the tabloids again, even though he’s more focused on his Buddhist spiritual recovery enlightening, looking back he wasn’t as bad as people described him, yeah at times he was a bit too over the top,but he was and is quite an ok bloke, but I’d say temporarily banning tickling is a bit of a stretch,

when you think about the number of people who disrespect our literal and figurative personal space on a daily basis, it kinda makes a bit of sense,

whether your sensory sensitive or not, I’m sure you hate it, when people are too touchy at times

although years ago I would’ve been a bit of an ignorant hypocrite about that

Hating it when crowds of kids would chase me like how the paparazzi chase their next gossip target, yet often annoyingly running up to people to talk to or entertain them.

I really need to learn to enjoy loneliness more because I get some of my best ideas when alone, but emotionally I feel a lot better when around others, a bit of an Ambivert really,

I’m sorry I can be a bit all over the place, I’m trying to make my energy more manageable

as that lucid dreaming thing has been misused at times,

I shouldn’t let myself be controlled…

by anyone or anything..no overthinking, no overworking,

treat the world as your stage, start your first act, motivated and ready, take your recharging interval breaks and then move on for your second act

fancy that me an ex-drama student making that metaphor when my current course  involves digitally drawing art, editing audio and sitting at a computer for most of the day

But then again just because someone shows good charisma that doesn’t always mean their a good person.

Ted Bundy, one of America's most notorious serial killers used charisma and charm in his court cases, and with the amount of fangirls giving him fanmail it was like the Beatles fandom but for people with Stockholm syndrome,and now with Netflix’s documentary and Troy from High School Musical in an upcoming film about him, that seems to be repeating itself…

*Alien voice* Ted Bundy the 1960s called they want your fangirls back!

One show I know you probably haven’t heard of is The Boondocks, a south park esque cartoon with an anime esque art style, referencing the social commentary of African American culture and media, celebrating some aspects while critiquing others, through the lenses of a socialist boy named Huey Freeman, his rapper wannabe brother Riley and their activist grandad Robert.

This show was quite revolutionary,it referenced the issue of each episode quite well, even though it only lasted 4 seasons, however, because the show is quite American, apart from the animation which is done in Korea,The Boondocks is not well known in the UK, which is a shame because it is a really good show that still holds up…however, it does fall under one mousetrap that most other adult cartoons fall into….

Because of the references to violence,innuendo and other dark subject matter sometimes referenced in a satirically humorous way,some audiences  would just watch the show because it’s offensive thinking that the show was made just to be offensive..instead of what the show was actually made for..which was to give social commentary on the issues relevant to African American communities in America.

I had watched this show years ago, it only just came back on my radar, because the creator Aaron McGruder, who based the show off his webcomic of the same name, had recently made a new issue.

There’s a difference between being satirical and being offensive

Your either making fun of something bad that a system or people are doing to make people aware of how stupid and sad the world can be at times,subjectively making fun of a stereotype, or your an arse who thinks they’re a comedian when they waste their time on social media, thinking they’re amazing and funny when they’re holding up the line at Mcdonald’s and the only people laughing at their jokes are gammon and people who found Bernard Manning funny

“Oh Wait”

I know sometimes I have unpopular opinions such as how my views of someone dip depending on their views of Kanye West

and sometimes I can be a bit snarky, and I hate and love stuff in equal amounts, but we need a bit of that don’t we, if we bottle it all up we explode like volcanos, but if we overshare too much, we crash like out of control cars

It’s all about moderation, salt is a tasty condiment but eat too much of it and your arteries will get clogged,

A few days back it was the day Mark Ashton passed away, for those who don’t know,he was an LGBT activist in the 80s,he volunteered with organizations such as the Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament,he and the other activists helped to support the miners during the miner strike, creating the LGSM Alliance,Lesbians and Gays Support the Miners,there was a film made about them too, called Pride,but what some people don’t know is that….Mark Ashton was Northern Irish…he was one of us..he was the Marsha P Johnson of our time..if we were a bit like Mark Ashton this country would be a slightly more accepting place, why don’t we give love!

Let’s move on, plant more flowers in our garden..I know I sound like a hippie but it’s true, our Celtic Summerland is being used as a cesspool for Nuclear Waste

Oi! use your own bins, not the place we’re living in, pick up your rubbish and clean up your own mess…

The 80s were telling us something with all those protect and survive adverts, yes some of us were prepared as the older generation made us alert, others couldn’t recognize that a lot of innocent people were getting hurt.

When we say we want a 1980s comeback we want the music, clothes, games and  films,

but Nope

while we have some of that the 1980s revival we get is the one that involves Nuclear Danger and the ghost of Margaret Thatcher

All these TV and Film revivals, some are cool others are just unnecessary  Do we really need a Snow White sequel? No, we don’t but we did get one even if it was unofficial

Back in 2007 a French animation company made a sequel to Snow White which was also a bit like Shrek in how it satirised the fairy tale tropes, how Prince Charming feels like he is objectified while he ends up doing the same thing to the female characters, quite a tosser but that’s the point of the parody to point out the flaws with fairy tale logic, and to put the likes of Snow White, Sleeping Beauty and Cinderella in more realistic scenarios.

…it’s strange, weird but brilliant too

The English dub had quite a few familiar faces doing the character voices

Stephen Fry as the narrator, Morwenna Banks, Simon Greenall and another British actor

Rik someone...

Ah! I remember his name now, he was in many successful sitcoms in the 80s and 90s,he was a legend, he knew how to keep people laughing, whether they were children, adults, teenagers,

in television, theatre, film or music

quite an eclectic range of talent

Although

I’m a new fan, I might adore his work, but I had just learnt his name 2 years ago, whereas, with other fans, they have created their own work, such as Charlie Brooker and Simon Pegg… some were able to meet him…lucky...

Some encounters were quite interesting, I had heard someone’s nan got to meet him in the 90s but she got his name wrong so she ended up saying

“‘oh hello can I have your autograph please Mr mayo?’

Well that happened, she probably still got that autograph,...

And somewhere up there, Rik Mayall is thinking of us, he, Stephen Hillenburg and David Bowie are probably chatting away

Let’s make the lord of misrule proud

[dukeofriven]

There's a distinction to be made here. Like, you're right that the writing isn't good here. The writing in the Kingdom Hearts series is frequently terrible, especially when it comes to awkwardly inserting Sora & crew into Disney movies. The question, though, is whether or not you're enjoying it regardless. I can't currently tell if you are.

This is such a wonderful question and I love it so much. (The way to a writer’s heart is to ask them questions about themselves, because we are all mad egoists)The short answer is that I don’t write 2500 words on something I don’t think is worth exploring, and I certainly don’t spend six hours dissecting a two-minute scene if I didn’t derive any pleasure from it. The long answer: it is not “enjoyment” in the sense of ‘relaxing.’ I am not ‘enjoying it’ in the sense that I can zone out while watching it, or necessarily find delight in the viewing experience - which is not to say those are bad things, I just find that really, really hard to do. My brain works differently. I do find that sometimes ‘critique’ is conflated with ‘criticism,’ and that there is a prima facie tendency to presume that anyone critiquing anything has had a negative experience. There are very few things I love that I don’t find reason to critique (off the top of my head, Labyrinth and A Muppet Christmas Carol are the only two the jump to mind, and you can tell that one of their defining features is Childhood Love.Also Muppets.)But to say that I am not enjoying it would be untrue: when I don’t enjoy something I might write a lengthy piece on why, but I wouldn’t keep returning, day in and day out, to make the same complaints. (Except Mass Effect 3, because fuuuuck Mass Effect 3.) This liveblog gives me structure, first of all - something my life desperately needs to retain any kind of stability. I am in a bad depressive way right now, and those six hours I spent hyper=focussed on writing that perhaps absurd position paper on Tinkerbell was six hours I didn’t go to 7/11 and spend ungodly amounts of cash on enough taquitos and pseudo-meat to put me into septic shock. My day job is - or, rather, was until a week ago and I was essentially made redundant - writing terribly dry content for a market research firm on the praxis of sales analysis - ah, the glamorous life of a freelancer. When I write this liveblog, especially long-form posts, both for this and several other essays I’ve done over the years, what enjoyment I have! The ebb and flow of words, the simple joys in register and tone: I don’t focus as much on euphony as I might when writing prose, but simply glance through it and you can see how often I like playing around with modality. It is never not funny to me to write incredibly flowery phrases and counter-point with FUCK THIS or MOVIE BAD and vice versa. The act of writing is its own reward. Whether anyone else enjoys it, or finds it pretentious, or lowbrow, or simply boring, might matter to my ego, but the enjoyment of the act - that is entirely internal.But that all rather sidesteps the questions of ‘do I enjoy anything about Kingdom Hearts,’ so let me say this. In April of 2005 - almost fifteen years ago - I sat on my friend’s bed and watching him play this new game called Kingdom Hearts II, a sequel to a game I didn’t care about and had never played - but this KHII game? It transfixed me, at least for the time I got to spend at his house watching it. By the time he’d gotten into something called a gummi ship and was buzzing around a bad space sim with some Disney jerks I’d lost interest - but that prologue? Those first hours? They starred a kid named Roxas, and boy did I love him. I wouldn’t have said ‘love’ at the time, but that’s probably what is was. Roxas lived the ultimate imposter syndrome in a world built entirely for the benefit of someone else, doomed to be subsumed by somebody with bigger hair and bigger shoes. He had friends who didn’t really know him, and glitches bedevilled his steps, and there was a crushing weight of melancholy that pressed down upon him. Roxas was so, so sad - and he didn’t know why, he couldn’t even express why, and when he tried all he could come up with was banal platitudes about the end of summer, but that wasn’t quite right, that wasn’t really the issue, and he knew it wasn’t right. A countdown timer was tick tick ticking away in some grand cosmic joke that he could sense but could not confront. And there was this girl. There were two girls, really, both in dreams, one in fragments, the other who smiled at him with the saddest smile and eyes that knew the truth - that neither of them were real, and the dreamworld in which they all lived was as ephemeral as he had always feared.There’s an angering absurdity to Roxas, especially now that I’ve seen so much of Kingdom Hearts 1. We are told he is only half of Sora, or half his heart, something along those lines: he is Sora’s teleologic shadow. This is nonsense. Sora is barely a person, and Roxas is hauntingly familiar, painfully real - a kindred spirit to a long vanished 14 year old who even then was starting to grapple with the hollowness that rang in his ears, the disquiet that followed his soul. Half of Sora? Sora is a nobody . - Roxas is the true person. If there was justice in the world, than Roxas, Prufrock and I would take a long trip into the country in search of meaning and stability of being.“Why am I doing this?” you might ask. “Why do this when you don’t seem to like Kingdom Hearts.” Of course I like Kingdom Hearts - I love it. It gave me Roxas, and eight hours of a surreal and wistful summer’s end. Perhaps a bit too narrow focus for real enjoyment, and yet here we are. I am here for Roxas - no more, no less. If I must fight through dross and narrative gossamer to reach him again, so be it.The shortest answer: I said the game was poorly written; I never said I wasn’t enjoying it. 

[coll2mitts]

#92 Labyrinth (1986)

Right out of the Muppets and into the Labyrinth...  I am very glad I watched this movie before I dug into that project, because I think I would have rage quit this whole thing.  This list has a Jim Henson bias, which is semi-understandable, but like... 8 movies?  Out of 100?  There aren’t better musical movies than these?

Family Video rents most old movies for like .50, but because of the world slowly ending, the one by my house was closed and I was forced to pay $3.99 to stream Labyrinth.  It was about $3.49 too much.  I don’t understand how Jim Henson, George Lucas, Terry Jones, and David Bowie could get together and make such a mediocre film.  Like, honestly, the entire time I just wanted the movie to end so I could watch Flight of the Conchords and laugh at some truly ridiculous Bowie-related content.

A self-involved teenage girl named Sarah is politely asked by her stepmother to babysit her little brother.  Sarah decides to take her angst out on a literal infant by offering him up to a goblin king, freeing up her time so she can wander the streets reciting dialogue from a play to herself, which is super important, guys, there’s no way she could have done that in her own home.

Jareth, the Goblin King, who is also David Bowie, is in love (!?) with 15-year-old Jennifer Connelly, and shows up to steal her little brother, leaving a glitter trail behind him.  Sarah decides suddenly she wants the burden of being an older sister, and follows him to the Goblin City to get the kid back.

She is immediately greeted by Hoggle, a puppet that simultaneously looks like the animatronic tree trolls in Maelstrom and Mel Brooks dressed up like Yogurt.

He tells her the only way she can get to the castle of the Goblin King is to first make her way through the Labyrinth.  In an effort to save money on sets, they have Sarah run the same glitter herpes infected stretch of it for 5 minutes, complaining it goes on forever, without having the thought she could use any of the trees to climb up the wall and jump over it.  An actual adorable worm takes pity on her and tells her to walk through the wall, because he’s sick of seeing her pace back and forth.  Sarah learns that everything in the Labyrinth is not as it seems.

David Bowie, observing how slowly Sarah is making her way through the maze, does a preemptive “I’ve stolen a child to raise for nefarious purposes and there’s no way she’s going to get him back” celebration dance.

I discovered Sting was Jim Henson’s first pick for Jareth (presumably because he saw how excellent his acting was in Dune) but his son talked him into approaching David Bowie for the project.  I would give anything to know what that conversation was like.

“Now, picture this... you are a goblin king, and you’re going to steal a kid.  The great majority of the movie you’ll either be trying to entertain an infant, lust after a teenager, or dance with creepy fucking puppets.  Also, we need you to write all the songs.  We cool?”

I should probably take this moment to mention that I’m not a huge David Bowie fan (I know, I know... it’s terrible), so it’s hard for me to consider how appealing these songs are to those who like his type of synth-pop.  They fit the mood of the film, but I don’t feel like they add anything particularly special to the narrative.  Labyrinth easily could have not been a musical and nothing would have been lost.

Anyway, Sarah continues to truck her way though the maze and runs into Alice in Wonderland-style talking playing cards that ask her to pick a door, and then assist her in falling through a rabbit hole.  She is accosted by nightmare-fuel hand faces that ask if she wants to be molested up out of the pit, or down into it.  

She decides to go farther down into hell, where she runs into Hoggle and convinces him to help her get through the maze in exchange for a fancy plastic bracelet.  It’s about around this time where Jareth intervenes to grab some constructive criticism about her experience.

Not very much, David.  Not very much.

Being frustrated with her answer, he sicks the cleaners on Sarah and Hoggle, which is a drill driven by two guys on a bicycle.  After avoiding certain death, they are greeted by a series of verbally abusive rock faces, who apologize for just doing their job.

Here’s the thing about this movie - The sets and the puppets are awesome (although super fucking creepy), and they are used for some really great visual gags.  But all the craftsmanship is crushed under the weight of a truly unremarkable, low-stakes story.  I tried to write this summary for over a week, and every time I tied, I got bogged down trying to come up with what the fuck I’m going to say.  The plot is like if Monty Python and the Holy Grail and every Disney movie fairy tale cliche had a puppet baby, and I’m just bored.  Let’s fast forward through the rest of the Labyrinth, shall we?

Hoggle and Sarah run into a large dog-looking thing named Ludo (not Pluto), who is being attacked by a bunch of things that look like the naked mole rat anti-christ from South Park’s Woodland Critter Christmas.  They save him, work their way through another set of doors, listen to a musical number by a group of demonic Crash Bandicoots, and trudge through a bad smelling swamp.  They are then introduced to the only cute thing in the entire movie, a fox-looking puss-in-boots that pulls a Gandalf and a black knight.

Sarah convinces Sir Didymus and his big Hammerlock energy to help them reach the castle, and he joins their group.  She then gets poisoned and trapped in a dream bubble, where she wears a gown that looks like it would melt if exposed to an open flame and lusts after a grown-ass man who yanked her brother out the window like the Lindbergh baby.

She escapes from the dream, reunites with her party, and storms the castle.  They are immediately confronted by the coolest monster ever to be made out of a door, and Hoggle Shinji’s his way into the mecha and takes it down from the inside.

Seriously, this, and the battle that ensues afterward, is peak Jim Henson.  From Ludo opening up the wall to enter the house, to the exploding cannon, to the goblins going down like bowling pins... I was increasingly impressed by the work and care that clearly went into creating these scenes.�� If only the rest of the movie were this captivating.

Sarah finally confronts Jareth in the castle, and the big climax of the movie is... David Bowie whining that Sarah is ungrateful that he stole and babysat her brother for a few hours, while she runs through an M.C. Escher painting to grab Toby.  No, seriously.

Sarah jumps out of the rabbit hole and returns back to her house to find Toby in his crib.  She celebrates by throwing a party with all the puppets in her bedroom, while Jareth turns into an owl and buggers off to make some other teenager walk through a maze for 2 hours.

Now to prepare myself for some 1950s Baltimore camp, because Cry-Baby is next.

[allenmendezsr]

Best Baby Shower Games On The Internet - High Conversion Rate

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Best Baby Shower Games On The Internet - High Conversion Rate

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    For the Busy Hostess!

(and EVERYONE’S going to be asking for your “Secret” to having such fun and successful showers!)

Choose from 75 UNIQUE, EXCITING and BEAUTIFULLY-DESIGNED baby shower games for your next shower — some you won’t find ANYWHERE else on the web! All games are available for Immediate Download — no “expertise” required. And your Satisfaction is Guaranteed.

I’m convinced that these games are the best on the internet, and if you could just see them, print them, and use them, I know you’d feel the same way.

From: Dana Brigola Thursday, 8:45 a.m.

Dear Fellow Baby Shower Hostess,

You’ve got a baby shower coming up. There’s a pressing question on your mind – “What games will you choose?”

You want baby shower games that will

keep the guests happy

involve everyone

not take hours to create

not cost a bundle

Let’s face it. You’re busy with kids, work, or school – and now you have a baby shower to host. You have too many things to plan and not enough time to get it all done.

These games are a big hit for the hostess who values her time and wants it all! Time is too precious to get caught up for hours on the internet searching for the best games. Your internet research has paid off – you’ve found the best games right here.

This all started when I created a couple of baby shower games for a friend’s baby shower. They were a huge hit with the guests and I was asked by more than one person where I had gotten them. That’s when a light bulb went off – I decided to create these 75 memorable and fun-filled baby shower games for the busy hostess.

I spent over 500 hours personally researching the internet, probing friends for the fun ideas, and creating the best games on the internet.

I even drove my husband nuts: “Honey, can you tell me which font looks best?” His reply: “How am I supposed to know – just pick one.”

Thank You for creating such a useful tool at a low cost. I’ve spent so much money already on everything else and I just wanted to tell you, good job and I’m sure I’ll enjoy everything! 🙂

Michelle Cisneros

My baby shower went great..We played Bingo, baby food tasting , word search and the right/left story. Everyone had a great time and loved the games. Thank you for all the great ideas. This was well worth the investment.

Brenda Nolind

Shower was for my step-sister Kasey. It was on Sunday Aug. 27. We played Baby Work Unscramble, Celebrity Baby Names, Unique Celebrity Baby Names. There were soooooooo many games to choose from! Everyone there really enjoyed the games so of course I told them about your web page & how you can purchase the games & down load them right then & there. Thanks so much! Very cool!

Tiffany Brown, Waynesboro, PA

The baby shower turned out fine and the games was a big hit especially the rice and safety pin game. Thank you for all your help the package was a life saver.

Jo Anne Anderson

Quality, Not Quantity

Have you noticed that some websites offer over 200 games for baby showers? Goodness, that’s a LOT. I checked out some of them and found that the quality of their games was not quite what it should be.

If you’re just interested in purchasing the package with the most games, then this one is not for you. I can’t compete with quantity alone — and I don’t want to.

And think about it, do you really want to preview 200 games? How would you have enough time to do anything else?

I guarantee that you’ll have enough on your plate selecting from the wide range of great games I’m offering. And these are quality games, with quality fonts, and quality images.

I’ve personally selected the best ones for you and created them with lots of TLC (tender loving care). These games are the ones that you’ll go to over and over again.

Games for Multiples Are Here

Is the Mommy-to-Be expecting twins or triplets? If so, you’ll get to pick from several games designed especially for her.

Games like Twins Trivia, Famous Pairs, Famous Trios, and Triple the Fun are sure to make your baby shower a huge hit.

African American Images Are Here

One thing I noticed from other baby shower games websites was the lack of African American graphics on the games. That’s why I created a second version of some of the games, featuring African American images.

There are ten games exclusively with African American images on them. Plus there are several more with images of African American babies appearing with babies of other races.

The rest of the games have generic baby symbols, such as rattles or pacifiers.

Games with African American graphics give you an option to choose the game and image that’s right for your baby shower.

Couples Games Are Here

Throwing a couples shower? No problem. There are several games that specifically have a “Daddy” vibe. Not to mention, men can play just about any of the other games too.

Some couples games are Animal Families, Mothers and Fathers in Genesis, Mommy and Daddy Animals, Celebrity Parents and Kids, Baby Shower Outburst, Baby Shower Scattegories, and Whose Genes Should Baby Get.

Great Mix Between Traditional and One-of-a-Kind Games

When I first started creating these games, I focused on unique, one-of-a-kind games. One girlfriend said, “I love these games, but where is BINGO and Word Unscramble?”

I then realized that a lot of women want these “classics“, so I included the best ones. So if you’re one of the traditionalists, you’ve got your games here.

Examples of some classic games included are Baby Shower Bingo, Baby Word Find, Baby Word Unscramble, What is Mom Wearing, Mystery Baby Food Tasting, Nursery Rhyme Titles, Memory Game, and Draw the Mommy.

For you hostesses that are more intested in one-of-a-kind games, I promise that you’ll find what you’re looking for here. That’s because I created a lot of them myself – from scratch. They’re guaranteed to be original. You won’t find them anywhere else on the web or in a store.

A few of my exclusive games include Baby Shower Sudoku, Lessons of Schoolhouse Rock, Baby on the Big Screen, Baby Names in Geography, Grown in the Wild, Whose Gene’s Should Baby Get, Comic Strip Trivia, and What’s in Common.

Believe me, there’s no shortage of great games for you to choose from.

MY ONLY CONCERN is that you’re going to be overwhelmed and spend too much time trying to decide which of the 75 games you want to play.

Your games made the baby shower more fun and organized. Everone enjoyed the baby bingo and the word scramble. The actual games are printed up in such a colorful way and everyone admired them. We have another baby shower coming up soon, so we plan to use some of the other games. Thankyou for making this part of our shower planning easy and fun.

Peggy Gallery, Wisconsin

Dana: Thank you so much for offering this great product. I was so worried about this shower – you know, same old same old games. What a great time we had! We played probably six different games, but the two that stood out the most were the “Whose Genes” and the “Mr and Mrs Wright” passing game. I had so many compliments and everyone asked where I had gotten the ideas for the games. I gave them your website and I’ll bet they will contact you too! Thanks again.

sLori Boes, Fremont, MI

The baby shower games were great.I used disney songs and a raffle and the best was baby bingo. your site is great thank you so much.

Michelle Sheffler

The games were very easy to look at and print. We really enjoyed the games and the ice breaker ideas. Thanks so much!

Kelly Jett, Scott City, KS

Fun Extras That Make This Package Complete

There are times when you want to create your own games, but need paper to do so. I’ve included several blank, do-it-yourself pages for that purpose.

You’ll find blank pages, lined pages, and half pages with different graphics and designs for you to choose from — including pages for twins, boys, girls, Caucasians and African Americans.

So go ahead, make up your own games with these gorgeous pages!

Also, since many baby showers have children present, you’ll also find several coloring pages to keep the kids busy. They can have a coloring contest or just present the finished picture to the mother-to-be as a memorable gift.

Here’s a Complete List of the 75 Games You’ll Receive:

Animal Families

Animal Mommies

Baby Animal Names

Baby Gift Bingo (2 versions)

Baby Jesus

Baby Letter Race (2 versions)

Baby Moses

Baby Names A to Z

Baby Names in Geography

Baby on the Big Screen

Baby Safety Trivia (2 versions)

Baby Shower Draw

Baby Shower Outburst

Baby Shower Scattegories (2 versions)

Baby Shower Sudoku

Baby Shower Sodoku – Shower Fun

Baby Shower Word Mix

Baby Word Fill in the Blanks (2 versions)

Baby Word Find

Baby Word Unscramble

Baby’s Birthday Predictions (3 versions)

Best Baby Advice

Birth Records

Blank Game Cards (13 versions)

Boy’s Name Word Find

Celebrity Baby Names

Celebrity Parents and Kids

Charlotte’s Web

Children’s Characters

Children’s Stories Crossword Puzzle

Coloring Pages (20 versions)

Comic Strip Trivia

Complete the Nursery Rhyme

Disney Movie Crossword Puzzle

Disney Songs

Disney Who Am I?

Dr. Seuss Trivia

Draw the Baby

Draw the Mommy

Famous Pairs

Famous Trios

Girl’s Name Word Find

Grown in the Wild

Lessons of Schoolhouse Rock

Looney Tunes

Memory Game

Mommy and Daddy Animals

Mothers and Fathers in Genesis

Mystery Baby Food Tasting (2 versions)

Name Meanings

Name Origins

Name That Price

Name the State

Name the TV Kids

New Baby Crossword Puzzle

Newborn Trivia (2 versions)

Numerical Trivia

Nursery Rhyme Titles

Old Testament Brothers

Peanuts Trivia

Right and Left Story

Sesame Street Characters

Signature Scramble

Silly Old Bear

Super Hero Trivia

The Muppet Characters

Toddler TV

Triple the Fun

Twins Trivia

Unique Celebrity Baby Names

What is Mom Wearing?

What’s In a Name?

What’s In Common?

What’s In Your Purse?

Whose Genes Should Baby Get? (2 versions)

Most of these games come with instructions written on a separate page for you to print out (the others are self-explanatory and don’t need instructions). Also, the answers to the games are also available on a separate page, if applicable.

Fast & Easy Electronic Download

There is No Shipping — these games are electronic and are available for immediate download onto your computer. I’ll show you how with step-by-step instructions — it’s fast (less than 1 minute for users with high-speed internet access) and VERY easy.

There is No Expiration on these games — BUYER BEWARE: some websites give you a password to access the games you buy, and after a certain time period, BAM! You can’t access your games anymore! Now, if I paid good money for some games, I would want to have them permanently, wouldn’t you?

Once you buy these baby shower games, the entire set will be downloaded onto your own computer. That way, you can access and print them whenever you want, as many times as you want. There’s no expiration date, so if you need them for another baby shower 5 years from now, they are right at your fingertips!

The shower was great. We played celebrity baby names, bingo, Mr. and Mrs. Wright, Animal baby goups, and identify the baby food. Eveyone wanted to continue to play bingo so we played twice. The big hit was the Mr. and Mrs. Wright game. The games really made the party flow.

Angela Sherick, Los Angeles, CA

Dana- The shower was great and everyone had a fun time! The baby bingo was a hit…my only suggestion is to modify it for a smaller number of people say up to 25 and/or 25 to 50. There were about 15 in attendance and there were many that I called that no one had due to the number of cards handed out vs. number of words in word bank…but it was still fun:) Contact me anytime for feedback or help:) Thanks-

Kristy, Indianapolis, Indiana

The baby shower was great- we did Baby Shower Bingo and the word scramble thanks for the great website!

Lisa Barbosa

HI DANA! I love all your games, I’m giving a baby shower for my daughterinlaw.She already have a little girl ,So this time around she will be haveing a son. But I did not give her a shower and had no idea about games and other ideas so you are a big help. Again great purchase for me thank you. Aloha Jackie!!!!!

Jackie Cadiirao

Super Bonuses, Valued at $59 – Yours FREE – Just for Trying These Baby Shower Games

I’m going to “Sweeten the Deal” for you. Everybody loves FREE things – I know I sure do. I want to entice you to try out these Baby Shower Games because I know you’ll be 100% Satisfied – and so will your guests.

Free Bonus #1 — $17

Baby Shower Raffle Tickets

Raffle tickets are very popular at baby showers these days for door prizes. They can be passed out to each guest, or used to raise money for the Mom-to-Be and the new baby (simply ask guests to purchase the raffle tickets, usually for $1 to $5 each.)

Each ticket has its own unique raffle number. You decide whether you want to call out a number or a name for the prize.

There are 5 sets of raffle tickets that I’ve created — that way, you can pick the design and color that fits your baby shower:

Baby Items with Colored Backgrounds

48 tickets with 24 different designs

Baby Items with White Backgrounds (saves printer ink – you can also print these on colored paper for variety)

48 tickets with 24 different designs

Baby Animals with White Background

64 tickets with 8 different designs

Baby Animals with Blue Background

48 tickets with 8 different designs

Baby Animals with Pink Background

48 tickets with 8 different designs

All 5 designs are yours FREE!

Free Bonus #2 — $12

Baby Shower Ice Breakers

Ice Breakers are games or activities used to loosen up the guests or to get them to meet each other.

Nobody likes a boring baby shower. If your guests don’t know each other, you should definitely have at least one ice breaker to get the party rolling.

I’ve included 11 exciting ice breakers in this free download, some classic ones and some completely unique. All of them are sure to make everyone LAUGH and get your Baby Shower off to a great start.

Everybody’s a Star for 10 Seconds

Sing to Me

Commonality

Fun Baby Shower?

Whose Line Is It? Baby Shower Style

Around the Room Introductions

Circle of Love

Problems and Solutions

Lullabys and Nursery Rhymes

Let’s Hum

Magic Trick Mom

Free Bonus #3 – $17

50 Baby Shower BINGO Cards

Baby Shower BINGO continues to be a favorite baby shower game. And these lovely cards are sure to be a winner at your shower!

You’ll receive 50 unique game cards with baby-related words, such as “booties,” “Mickey Mouse” and “Mommy” randomly filled in the boxes. Simply cut out the word cards and put them in a hat, print out the number of Bingo cards you need, and enjoy!

Click here to see a larger picture of Baby Shower Bingo

NOTE: THIS GAME IS BRAND NEW AND I WILL START CHARGING FOR IT SOON.

For a limited time, you’ll receive it FREE as a Bonus. But Hurry and Buy Today to take advantage of this offer!

Free Bonus #4 — $13

Baby Shower Ultimate Planner’s Lists

Every baby shower hostess has a lot on her plate when it comes to planning. Lists make her job a lot easier.

That’s why I created the Ultimate Planner’s Lists for the busy hostess. Now you can be organized and relaxed when planning your next baby shower.

Six lists and worksheets that are a MUST-HAVE for easy shower planning are:

Baby Shower Planning Calendar – Starting with 6 Weeks Before the shower and counting down to 15 Minutes Before, this ultimate checklist is vital for staying organized and making sure everything is completed in a timely manner.

Responsibility List for Co-Hosts – Keeping up with the To-Do List for your Co-Hosts will be a snap with this list where you’ll assign responsiblity for the decorations, guest list, games, inviations, etc.

The Budget – It’s important to budget so you don’t spend more than you intend to. With this form, you will estimate your costs and be able to compare them with what you actually spent.

Hostess Must-Have List – This is a checklist of “extras” that you may not think about, but should have at the shower (aspirin, scotch tape, trash bags, etc.)

Guest and RSVP List – Having an organized guest list makes your job of sending invitations and keeping track of RSVPs a whole lot easier.

Shower Gifts – The Mother-to-Be will appreciate this list that keeps track of who brought each shower gift.

What Do These Games Cost? What Should They Cost?

To determine the price for the Baby Shower Games, I looked at several factors. If you were to hire a professional to create your baby shower games, it would cost you at least $40 for just two games. That’s at $10 per hour (a very reasonable price) times 4 hours. And that’s being conservative. Here you have 75 games.

I also looked at the price for purchasing games at a party store. The prices ranged from $5.95 to $24.99 — just for one game!

Based on this information, I arrived at a reasonable and afforadable price of $29.99. I want you to have the “best deal on the web”, so I’ve lowered it to an incredible $24.99!

IMPORTANT UPDATE: The price has been lowered yet again! I’m in the process of performing market testing on the price of my games, so for a limited time, the price is $19 – an unbelievable bargin.

However, please be warned…

I cannot keep the price this low for too long. I want you to know that I WILL raise it after a couple of months of testing.

AND THINK ABOUT THIS: $19 is the price of a pizza and drinks. We’re not talking about a lot of money here. Plus, the best part is you can share the cost of these games with the other hostesses and you get to keep them all for yourself to use at all of your other baby showers! Spread across just five showers, you’re paying under $4 per shower. That’s a BARGAIN!

My Guarantee to You

I insist that you try these baby shower games. Print and use them as many times as you’d like. Because once you’ve tried them, I’m convinced that you’ll NEVER want to send them back!

But, if you are not satisfied with your purchase, you have eight full weeks to let us know. You will receive a full refund – we want you to be happy with your purchase.

Like I said earlier, I’m convinced that these games are the best on the internet, and if you could just see them, print them, and use them, I know you’d feel the same way.

Finally, because you’re entrusting me with your time and confidence, I want you to keep the FOUR BONUSES – Free of Charge – even if you decide to return the Baby Shower Games. That’s a guaranteed gain no matter what you decide!

Common Questions

“I’m at work, how will I be able to download the games onto my computer at home?” You have two options: 1) After payment is made, you will be directed to a web page where you can download the games. Write down the URL of that page (http://www.best-baby….), and go back to it once you get home. 2) Download the games to your work computer, copy them to a CD, then delete the games off your work computer.

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The Closing of Streets of America.

I stared at my dresser, trying to decide which camera I should pack. This was the last chance I was ever going to get to capture the magic of Streets of America. It had to be perfect. While the Instax camera would give me cute little Polaroids and the GoPro would undoubtedly give me nice wide perspective shots, I decided to go with my trusty DSLR. I threw it in my plastic see-through backpack and headed to Hollywood Studios with Dana and Jo.

When we got to Hollywood Studios, we walked right past everything else and straight to the Streets of America. As soon as we got near, I felt the emotions hit me like a ton of bricks. I had seen things come and go at Disneyland. Things that were important to me were torn down and replaced by new and improved areas. Parades and shows that I would remember forever were taken out and updated with all new bells and whistles. I had yet to experience the same at Walt Disney World. I didn’t imagine I would ever get attached enough to something to be devastated by its departure. Despite this, the news of Streets of America closing for Star Wars Land was hard to swallow. After the first few days of April, walls would go up around the streets and slowly things would be taken down. 

We walked past Sci-Fi Dine-In, around Writer’s Stop, and paused at the entrance of the streets. Right at that corner was where Jackie and I stood in the rain, and I told her that I was in love with her. We had then raced in to Writer’s Stop, laughing and soaking wet, for discounted hot chocolate. 

We walked along the blue barricades that were preventing guests from approaching the building facades, and stared down the street of New York. Right there was where my fall co-workers and I had taken hundreds of pictures as we danced under the Osborne lights. Fake snow landed on us and we laughed as children tried to eat it. 

We walked to the end of the street and stopped at Mr. Gold’s Pawnshop, admiring all the homages to ABC’s Once Upon a Time in the window. We rounded a corner and took our final pictures at the Singin’ in the Rain umbrella, a popular photo op despite it being a modest umbrella. We sat on the stoops of the houses in San Francisco, joking about how we could just live in these houses instead of our apartment a few minutes off property. We covered every inch of the Streets of America that day, laughing and sharing memories.

Even on their last day, the streets were fairly empty. A few guests, clueless about the fate of the streets, meandered up and down, pausing for a picture here and there. Dana, Jo, and I, walked around with our cameras pressed to our faces, each of us attempting to capture the last bit of magic in the streets. Each of us with our own memories to preserve.

The Streets of America may have been old and tired, but they had become familiar territory for us. We had all spent quite a few nights on the streets, and were sad to know that we’d never sit on those steps again. We relied heavily on our cameras to help us capture the beauty of the streets, carefully cropping out the chipped paint and fading facades. 

When our hearts were satisfied with the number of pictures we got, we took a break. Our last day on the streets couldn’t just be about taking pictures of it. We had the entire afternoon to create more memories. We had one last chance to dance in the streets that had become our home. While the three of us all had very different attachments and memories there, we understood that we all would miss it greatly. The advertisements for Star Wars Land looked cool, and would undoubtedly have a greater entertainment to space ratio than Streets of America ever could, but at that moment we didn’t care about any of that. We resented Star Wars Land for taking out a place that was home to so many fond moments. In the short amount of time we had to spare before the next Lights, Motors, Action show took place, we skipped down the streets and laughed on the stoops of San Fran homes, joking about what our lives would be like if we truly lived there. We picked out houses for ourselves and each picked a shop to own and run. We talked about how we would still be neighbors, and joked about how we would have late nights eating at the Chinese restaurant across the street while our clothes tumbled in the coin laundry next door. We laughed about the street signs listing all the times it was inappropriate to park along the street and made up stories of who would probably get towed the most. For a second it really felt like we were sitting on our own front porch.

It was almost time for Lights, Motors, Action. We walked up to the stadium, excited for the show. Even after seeing the same stunts time and time again, it was always impressive. It was never a “must see every single time” type of show for me, but whenever I found the time, I always really enjoyed it. It was hard to believe this would be the last time I’d ever see the show, or hear the cars revving up as I drove past the area. 

We walked up the metal stairs lining the bleachers, and I laughed as I remembered the time I made the hike in heels. It was my first Walt Disney World Dapper Day and it was being held in Hollywood Studios. The idea was to fill the stands of LMA with dapper guests, which meant we all had to climb about 3 flights of metal stairs in heels and large dresses. When we finally found our perfect seat, we looked out at the horizon. Directly in front of us was a modest stunt set, set in France. Beyond it was the Muppets hot air balloon. To the left, the top of Tower of Terror could be seen. Further back was the top of Spaceship Earth. It then occurred to us that it was the last time we’d ever get that particular view. We started pointing out everything we could see to each other, including the parking structure that had destroyed my navigational skills the morning I worked at Hollywood Studios Strollers. There were so many things we weren’t ready to say goodbye to.

The show began. We ooh’d and ahh’d at all the right places, clapping when the vans tipped over to the side, laughing when the red car nailed a jump “backwards” and fooled all the first timers around us, and snapping pictures of the man catching fire. After the final jump, the car flying through a wall of fire, the crowd gave a standing ovation. Then, the narrators of the show went off script to thank the cast of LMA, specifically one of the stunt men who had just finished his very last show after years and years with the team. It was an unexpectedly emotional end. 

As we exited the stadium for the final time, we took a look back towards Studio Backlot Tour. The route for the tram of the classic attraction used to wind right behind the LMA stadium, and even though it closed shortly after my visit in 2013, some of the attraction route was still in place and visible from the LMA stadium stairs. Walt Disney’s private airplane in its white and blue glory stood facing the old tram route. Far off to the right, Catastrophe Canyon was all dried up. It was always a little sad to see bits and pieces of the attraction from LMA, but it was comforting to know some of it was still back there. Soon it would all be taken over by Toy Story and Star Wars. 

We walked out of the stadium, got our final pictures with the LMA signage, and said our goodbyes.

Shortly after LMA, Dana said goodbye and headed off to work. Jo didn’t have much longer either before her shift at Casey’s. My plan was to leave Streets of America with Jo, otherwise I probably would’ve sat on a curb admiring the streets until closing time by myself. We spent our remaining time saying goodbye to Honey I Shrunk the Kids Movie Set Adventure. It was a play place for kids, tucked in the streets of New York. It was going to be another casualty of the upcoming lands. Despite it being a kid’s play place, I had several fond memories there as well. 

The small pathway leading up to the play place was divided in two: a small walkway for incoming guests and a walkway lined with benches at the exit. At the front of the entrance was a movie clapperboard, inviting kids to come start their adventure. As we walked in, the stalks of grass grew taller, creating the illusion that we were smaller than we were. 

Giant stalks of grass, massive containers of play-doh, spiderwebs and ants only slightly larger than ourselves, and a dog’s nose sniffing through the grass were scattered throughout the play place creating slides and things to climb on for kids. Kids screamed as they were hit with flying water, some purposefully standing directly in the line of fire and some completely surprised by the splash. The area was full and kids were having a blast. It was hard to believe it would soon be ripped out and it would only be a distant memory to all the kids inside.

I refused the urge to look back as I walked through the exit. I shouldn’t have been that sad about a kid’s play area closing, but I was. Like everywhere else in Walt Disney World, I had made memories there. And like every other goodbye I’ve said in my life, it wasn’t easy. The exit path had its own movie clapperboard that seemed fitting for the occasion. Exhausted adults waited in benches alongside the exit, resting while another family member chased the kids around inside. I climbed over their things to get next to the clapperboard.

The streets of New York welcomed us again, and we were ready to officially say goodbye. I had a few more pictures I wanted to take, half-knowing that I’d never have enough pictures.

I handed Jo my phone and stood in the middle of the street for one last shot. I jumped when the sound of running feet got closer and I could all of a sudden feel a ton of people around me. Cast Members from LMA were roaming the Streets of America one last time, photobombing guests.

It took the edge off the sad goodbyes for a moment, but eventually they had to happen. Jo had to get to work and I was determined to leave with her. Besides, along with the closing of Streets of America, Magic Kingdom was ending their Dream Along With Mickey castle show the very next day. I had never gotten particularly attached to it, but I thought that it might be nice to go and see it one last time. My plan was to head to Magic Kingdom next, catch the show, and hang out in the hub grass for a little bit.

Actually leaving was easier said than done. I didn’t want to step foot off the streets and leave it behind. I didn’t want it to become a construction site. I didn’t want Star Wars to take it all over. I didn’t want to lose the corner where I told Jackie I was in love with her. I didn’t want to come back in the Christmas time and not see it sparkling in lights. I didn’t want any of it. I knew it was outdated and that Hollywood Studios deserved better, but I also didn’t want the place that made me fall in love with the park to be torn down. I know it sounds silly to be so sentimental about a few old streets, but I really didn’t want it to go.

Sadly though, the goodbye had to come eventually. I took one last walk through the streets, one last look around the best street corner to ever exist, and left Streets of America behind.

I’m so sad that Streets of America closed, but I’m so thankful I got to be part of the magic they made.

[britesparc]

Weekend Top Ten #352

Top Ten Cartoons of my Childhood

After last week’s celebration of cinematic vulgarity (in which our hero, despite dropping more Fs and Cs than an explosion at a Scrabble factory, still managed to forget about Nick Frost in Shaun of the Dead), I wanted to restore balance to the Force somewhat by turning the clock back to simpler, more gentle times. In fact, we’re rewinding eighty-plus years by looking at children’s cartoons of my youth.

So here we have, quite simply, my favourite cartoons from when I was a kid. Now I’m saying “when I was a kid” to mean the 1980s – despite the fact that I was, really, still a kid for most of the 90s too. But Batman: The Animated Series debuted early in the 90s, and at that point I think the crossover between what I loved as a nipper and what I love now started to happen. I don’t think I can rank where Young David would place Batman without Old David weighing in to call it the greatest animated show of all time (fun fact: it is). So I’ve stuck to the 80s, which rules out the likes of Animaniacs, Reboot, Tiny Toons, Aladdin, X-Men, and loads more. Maybe I should have just called this “cartoons of the 80s” and been done with it. But here we are.

So, in conclusion: these are, to the best of my memory, my favourite cartoons from when I was a small boy. I’ve tried to think about what I loved and remembered from back then, rather than attempt to appraise what the shows are like nowadays; many of these I’ve not seen for decades, and some of them really do not hold up (Turtles in particular is rather shonky, and even my beloved Transformers varies wildly in quality). But they are what they are, and exist as articles of their time; I loved all of these as a nipper, and in many cases went out of my way to get comics, books, toys, and other manner of merchandise relating to my favourite telly programmes.

Now let’s take a trip down memory lane!

The Transformers (1984-1987): I mean, come on; how could I not? This show casts a longer shadow than anything else. I’ve also watched more of it than other shows, and more recently, so I can confidently say that although it was a relatively cheap toy cartoon from 35 years ago, a lot of it holds up well, so strong were some of these characters and the inherent concept of Robots in Disguise.

The Real Ghostbusters (1986-1991): I loved Ghostbusters almost as much as Transformers. I had the fire station, Ecto-1, a proton pack, the works. I’ve watched some of this relatively recently, too, and it’s very, very good – Old David likes it a lot more than the 80s Transformers toon. There’s even an episode where they bust Orson Welles’ ghost. True story.

Garfield TV Specials (1982-1991): I’m specifically talking about the often whimsical, frequently bittersweet, sometimes bonkers specials that aired sporadically throughout the 80s, many of which I owned on VHS. I remember CITV showed the first few in short groups, so it felt like a short Garfield TV series; but the invention and beautiful painterly style stuck with me, along with the music. Garfield and Friends (’88-’95) also gets a warm mention here, but was wackier and skewed younger, and even as a kid I didn’t love it as much as the more complicated Specials. Also shout out to Happy Birthday, Garfield, which was a behind-the-scenes look at Jim Davis and the Garfield machine, and was a phenomenal influence on little me.

Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles (1987-1996): funnily enough, I always associate the Turtles with the 90s, but I know they debuted in the 80s and I think the TV series aired over here in 1989, so I’m counting it anyway. Turtles was kind of a defining “Big Show” for me as I entered double digits, replacing previous faves Transformers and Ghostbusters (I think Garfield continued in the background as a comic strip). I obsessed over the toys and the merch and the fact that we were denied ninjas and nunchucks on this side of the pond. For shame. Last time I saw the original show I thought it was awful, however.

Muppet Babies (1984-1991): oh, I loved this. I’d have been quite young I guess, although probably the same age as when I was watching Transformers, so go figure. But this was really my main intro to the Muppets, and I remember when they more-or-less featured the Muppet Babies in Muppets Take Manhattan, and seeing them rendered in live-action blew my tiny mind.

The Raccoons (1985-1992): this show seemed to go on forever, a mainstay of my childhood. I remember watching the original TV movie/special, with its human cast and the dogs that go into the woods looking for a star, or something, and finding it a bit weird that those characters were more or less ditched in the series proper. But I still loved it, and I remember it as being rather sophisticated and more complicated than the usual kids’ fair; Cyril Sneer was, obviously, a bad guy, but I seem to remember him becoming complicated and genuinely loving his son who he didn’t quite understand, and slowly warming up over the course of the show. He wasn’t Megatron or Skeletor, is what I’m saying. Plus you had Bert Raccoon, who was a bit of an arse and not always in the right, either. I’ve not seen it in years so maybe I’m misremembering, but Little David found it compelling.

Count Duckula (1988-1993): I know Duckula debuted on Danger Mouse, and I did watch DM too, but really I’m all about the duck. Being a big fan of vampires I was all over this, and I just found everything about it hilarious. I was a bit of a Yankophile too, so I liked that David Jason gave him an American accent. I had tons of Duckula comics, most of which I reckon we threw away. But yeah – loved this show.

Duck Tales (1987-1990): sticking with the duck theme, we have this gem. One of the greatest themes in TV history, and humanity’s favourite Scot, Scrooge McDuck. This was a rollicking, hilarious adventure show with tons of personality, and really helped to kickstart the Disney animation boom of the late 80s/early 90s, which in my mind also encompassed things like Roger Rabbit and the resurgent animated movies, too. I even went to see the movie! I’ve yet to see the remake, sadly, but I applaud the casting of David Tennant.

Inspector Gadget (1983-1986): who didn’t love Inspector Gadget? I think this was probably one of those where it was the repetition of tropes and scenes – “sorry about that, Chief”, “I’ll get you next time, Gadget!” – that made it popular. Gadget was cool, Claw was scary, Brains was funny; this was top-drawer telly. I even wrote a synopsis, a few years ago, for a movie sequel called Inspector Gadget Returns, in which Gadget is old and washed-up, and a grown-up Penny has to bring him out of retirement when Dr. Claw returns. Kinda wish I was an established screenwriter so I could pitch it to someone, to be honest.

Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds (1981-1982): aw, this show was very sweet. I remember watching it when I was very young (it’s the only show on this list that basically pre-dates me!), and my mum would do the voices of the characters for me. I really don’t remember it very well or how it holds up, but I know that for a little while there, it was seriously my jam. Teeny Tiny David loved it something rotten. If we’re sticking with anthropomorphised animals doing classic literature, I remember Willy Fog much better, funnily enough, but this just sneaks in based on that early childhood love.

Well, there we go. Now I want to watch all of these again. And Willy Fog, for that matter.

[templeofgeek]

There are a ton of talented people in the geek community. The talent that comes out of this community is pretty inspiring and a lot of fun. Here at Temple Of Geek we are passionate about sharing the stories of some of those artist and creators.

Regal Robot, Inc. creates themed furniture, art and decor to bring what you love into your home and life in new and exciting ways.  They are producers of unique and tailor made  items.

�� Tell us about yourself and about Regal Robot. How long have you been around and how did you get started?

I’ve had a sort of creature fx and restoration shop for over a decade now, www.TomSpinaDesigns.com, where we do everything from sculpting bronze busts, wax figures and monsters to creating giant themed props and restoring original props and costumes used in movies. There we had the good fortune of recreating some Star Wars monsters for various commercials and such, and working with Lucasfilm on a fairly regular basis on everything from events to restoration for the old Lucasfilm Archives.

Personally, I got drawn into this sort of work by my love of films and TV as a kid. King Kong, the Muppet Show, Star Wars™, Land of the Lost. Even as a child in the 70’s, I knew there were people behind the scenes making cool stuff for these shows and that fascinated the heck out of me. It still does.

Regal Robot grew out of work we were doing with Tom Spina Designs, where we’d take some of our sculpture and theming talents and try to bring that into people’s homes in interesting ways. I wanted to create a separate identity for that work. TSD does so much, it’s tough to tell folks what we do! With Regal Robot, we can say, “we may cool furniture, art and decor!” Plus we got to design a cool old timey robot for the logo!

 Your Star Wars products look amazing. How did this all come about? What was it that inspired your creations?

Thanks! For many of us here, Star Wars was the spark that got us all into the business. It’s the ultimate inspiration. Having worked with Lucasfilm for years, I felt, “what better license to launch this new venture?” We were lucky to meet some great folks in their licensing department along the way, and connect with some wonderful people at Disney as well.

Is it different creating Star Wars products as opposed to your own original designs?

Every project has its own charm, but Star Wars has such scope and breadth, and it’s just so visually interesting! There’s just so much to pull from in that universe and that makes it a real joy. Me being a huge fan doesn’t hurt either.

You have a section on your website for Star Wars Custom Requests, what kind of request have you gotten?

How exciting is it that we can do custom work? I think it’s fairly unprecedented for a company to offer made-to-order, designed-for-you official Star Wars items. We’re so excited to offer this service and have gotten some very interesting requests thus far! Right now, we’re creating several custom pieces for a client’s home theater, ranging from a custom metal door handle to a pair of really cool seats. We’ll share more about this project on http://www.regalrobot.com and our social media when we can.

How long does it take to make one of your designs?

That really depends! Some happen quite quickly, over a few weeks. Our Mandalorian Skull Plaque ( http://www.regalrobot.com/shop/star-wars-furniture-art-decor/mandalorian-skull-plaque/ ) was something that was hand sculpted within a short time. I love the inspiration on that – the logo on Boba Fett’s armor. It’s a small thing on the costume, but I love doing realistic/interesting interpretations of those sorts of details.

Others, like the Millennium Falcon Asteroid Table (http://www.regalrobot.com/shop/star-wars-furniture-art-decor/millenium-falcon-asteroid-coffee-table/ ), can take months, as we’re working with quite a few different elements, like hand sculpted asteroids and rocks, engineering the support structure, 3D modeling using ILM assets for the ship, which was then printed and reworked by hand for further accuracy and production needs. Then molding all of those elements. It was quite a complex task!

Do you have any favorite designs from your various collections?

I love the Falcon table, and the Han Solo Carbonite Desk, of course, but at the moment, I really love our limited edition Pewter Mandalorian Skull. It’s our first limited piece (just 300 will be sold), it looks sharp but it just feels so cool in your hand. Each is solid metal and weighs over a pound! You can see more here: http://www.regalrobot.com/shop/star-wars-furniture-art-decor/pewter-mandalorian-skull-mini-sculpture/

Which one of your items is the most popular?

In terms of volume, our Mandalorian Skull Mini Sculpture (http://www.regalrobot.com/shop/star-wars-furniture-art-decor/mandalorian-skull-mini-sculpture/ ) is our breakaway big seller. We make these in the USA and paint every piece by hand and we’re just doing what we can to keep up with sales right now!

What do have anything new that you are working on?

We have a lot of cool stuff in the works that I’m very excited about, but can’t share just yet. Keep an eye on our website, or follow us as @RegalRobot on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram and we’ll share more as soon as we can!

What are your hopes for Regal Robot in the future?

Just to grow and continue to create more cool stuff for people’s homes and fan caves!

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    Artist Spotlight: Regal Robot There are a ton of talented people in the geek community. The talent that comes out of this community is pretty inspiring and a lot of fun.

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Best Baby Shower Games On The Internet - High Conversion Rate

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Best Baby Shower Games On The Internet - High Conversion Rate

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I’m convinced that these games are the best on the internet, and if you could just see them, print them, and use them, I know you’d feel the same way.

From: Dana Brigola Thursday, 8:45 a.m.

Dear Fellow Baby Shower Hostess,

You’ve got a baby shower coming up. There’s a pressing question on your mind – “What games will you choose?”

You want baby shower games that will

keep the guests happy

involve everyone

not take hours to create

not cost a bundle

Let’s face it. You’re busy with kids, work, or school – and now you have a baby shower to host. You have too many things to plan and not enough time to get it all done.

These games are a big hit for the hostess who values her time and wants it all! Time is too precious to get caught up for hours on the internet searching for the best games. Your internet research has paid off – you’ve found the best games right here.

This all started when I created a couple of baby shower games for a friend’s baby shower. They were a huge hit with the guests and I was asked by more than one person where I had gotten them. That’s when a light bulb went off – I decided to create these 75 memorable and fun-filled baby shower games for the busy hostess.

I spent over 500 hours personally researching the internet, probing friends for the fun ideas, and creating the best games on the internet.

I even drove my husband nuts: “Honey, can you tell me which font looks best?” His reply: “How am I supposed to know – just pick one.”

Thank You for creating such a useful tool at a low cost. I’ve spent so much money already on everything else and I just wanted to tell you, good job and I’m sure I’ll enjoy everything! 🙂

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Shower was for my step-sister Kasey. It was on Sunday Aug. 27. We played Baby Work Unscramble, Celebrity Baby Names, Unique Celebrity Baby Names. There were soooooooo many games to choose from! Everyone there really enjoyed the games so of course I told them about your web page & how you can purchase the games & down load them right then & there. Thanks so much! Very cool!

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The baby shower turned out fine and the games was a big hit especially the rice and safety pin game. Thank you for all your help the package was a life saver.

Jo Anne Anderson

Quality, Not Quantity

Have you noticed that some websites offer over 200 games for baby showers? Goodness, that’s a LOT. I checked out some of them and found that the quality of their games was not quite what it should be.

If you’re just interested in purchasing the package with the most games, then this one is not for you. I can’t compete with quantity alone — and I don’t want to.

And think about it, do you really want to preview 200 games? How would you have enough time to do anything else?

I guarantee that you’ll have enough on your plate selecting from the wide range of great games I’m offering. And these are quality games, with quality fonts, and quality images.

I’ve personally selected the best ones for you and created them with lots of TLC (tender loving care). These games are the ones that you’ll go to over and over again.

Games for Multiples Are Here

Is the Mommy-to-Be expecting twins or triplets? If so, you’ll get to pick from several games designed especially for her.

Games like Twins Trivia, Famous Pairs, Famous Trios, and Triple the Fun are sure to make your baby shower a huge hit.

African American Images Are Here

One thing I noticed from other baby shower games websites was the lack of African American graphics on the games. That’s why I created a second version of some of the games, featuring African American images.

There are ten games exclusively with African American images on them. Plus there are several more with images of African American babies appearing with babies of other races.

The rest of the games have generic baby symbols, such as rattles or pacifiers.

Games with African American graphics give you an option to choose the game and image that’s right for your baby shower.

Couples Games Are Here

Throwing a couples shower? No problem. There are several games that specifically have a “Daddy” vibe. Not to mention, men can play just about any of the other games too.

Some couples games are Animal Families, Mothers and Fathers in Genesis, Mommy and Daddy Animals, Celebrity Parents and Kids, Baby Shower Outburst, Baby Shower Scattegories, and Whose Genes Should Baby Get.

Great Mix Between Traditional and One-of-a-Kind Games

When I first started creating these games, I focused on unique, one-of-a-kind games. One girlfriend said, “I love these games, but where is BINGO and Word Unscramble?”

I then realized that a lot of women want these “classics“, so I included the best ones. So if you’re one of the traditionalists, you’ve got your games here.

Examples of some classic games included are Baby Shower Bingo, Baby Word Find, Baby Word Unscramble, What is Mom Wearing, Mystery Baby Food Tasting, Nursery Rhyme Titles, Memory Game, and Draw the Mommy.

For you hostesses that are more intested in one-of-a-kind games, I promise that you’ll find what you’re looking for here. That’s because I created a lot of them myself – from scratch. They’re guaranteed to be original. You won’t find them anywhere else on the web or in a store.

A few of my exclusive games include Baby Shower Sudoku, Lessons of Schoolhouse Rock, Baby on the Big Screen, Baby Names in Geography, Grown in the Wild, Whose Gene’s Should Baby Get, Comic Strip Trivia, and What’s in Common.

Believe me, there’s no shortage of great games for you to choose from.

MY ONLY CONCERN is that you’re going to be overwhelmed and spend too much time trying to decide which of the 75 games you want to play.

Your games made the baby shower more fun and organized. Everone enjoyed the baby bingo and the word scramble. The actual games are printed up in such a colorful way and everyone admired them. We have another baby shower coming up soon, so we plan to use some of the other games. Thankyou for making this part of our shower planning easy and fun.

Peggy Gallery, Wisconsin

Dana: Thank you so much for offering this great product. I was so worried about this shower – you know, same old same old games. What a great time we had! We played probably six different games, but the two that stood out the most were the “Whose Genes” and the “Mr and Mrs Wright” passing game. I had so many compliments and everyone asked where I had gotten the ideas for the games. I gave them your website and I’ll bet they will contact you too! Thanks again.

sLori Boes, Fremont, MI

The baby shower games were great.I used disney songs and a raffle and the best was baby bingo. your site is great thank you so much.

Michelle Sheffler

The games were very easy to look at and print. We really enjoyed the games and the ice breaker ideas. Thanks so much!

Kelly Jett, Scott City, KS

Fun Extras That Make This Package Complete

There are times when you want to create your own games, but need paper to do so. I’ve included several blank, do-it-yourself pages for that purpose.

You’ll find blank pages, lined pages, and half pages with different graphics and designs for you to choose from — including pages for twins, boys, girls, Caucasians and African Americans.

So go ahead, make up your own games with these gorgeous pages!

Also, since many baby showers have children present, you’ll also find several coloring pages to keep the kids busy. They can have a coloring contest or just present the finished picture to the mother-to-be as a memorable gift.

Here’s a Complete List of the 75 Games You’ll Receive:

Animal Families

Animal Mommies

Baby Animal Names

Baby Gift Bingo (2 versions)

Baby Jesus

Baby Letter Race (2 versions)

Baby Moses

Baby Names A to Z

Baby Names in Geography

Baby on the Big Screen

Baby Safety Trivia (2 versions)

Baby Shower Draw

Baby Shower Outburst

Baby Shower Scattegories (2 versions)

Baby Shower Sudoku

Baby Shower Sodoku – Shower Fun

Baby Shower Word Mix

Baby Word Fill in the Blanks (2 versions)

Baby Word Find

Baby Word Unscramble

Baby’s Birthday Predictions (3 versions)

Best Baby Advice

Birth Records

Blank Game Cards (13 versions)

Boy’s Name Word Find

Celebrity Baby Names

Celebrity Parents and Kids

Charlotte’s Web

Children’s Characters

Children’s Stories Crossword Puzzle

Coloring Pages (20 versions)

Comic Strip Trivia

Complete the Nursery Rhyme

Disney Movie Crossword Puzzle

Disney Songs

Disney Who Am I?

Dr. Seuss Trivia

Draw the Baby

Draw the Mommy

Famous Pairs

Famous Trios

Girl’s Name Word Find

Grown in the Wild

Lessons of Schoolhouse Rock

Looney Tunes

Memory Game

Mommy and Daddy Animals

Mothers and Fathers in Genesis

Mystery Baby Food Tasting (2 versions)

Name Meanings

Name Origins

Name That Price

Name the State

Name the TV Kids

New Baby Crossword Puzzle

Newborn Trivia (2 versions)

Numerical Trivia

Nursery Rhyme Titles

Old Testament Brothers

Peanuts Trivia

Right and Left Story

Sesame Street Characters

Signature Scramble

Silly Old Bear

Super Hero Trivia

The Muppet Characters

Toddler TV

Triple the Fun

Twins Trivia

Unique Celebrity Baby Names

What is Mom Wearing?

What’s In a Name?

What’s In Common?

What’s In Your Purse?

Whose Genes Should Baby Get? (2 versions)

Most of these games come with instructions written on a separate page for you to print out (the others are self-explanatory and don’t need instructions). Also, the answers to the games are also available on a separate page, if applicable.

Fast & Easy Electronic Download

There is No Shipping — these games are electronic and are available for immediate download onto your computer. I’ll show you how with step-by-step instructions — it’s fast (less than 1 minute for users with high-speed internet access) and VERY easy.

There is No Expiration on these games — BUYER BEWARE: some websites give you a password to access the games you buy, and after a certain time period, BAM! You can’t access your games anymore! Now, if I paid good money for some games, I would want to have them permanently, wouldn’t you?

Once you buy these baby shower games, the entire set will be downloaded onto your own computer. That way, you can access and print them whenever you want, as many times as you want. There’s no expiration date, so if you need them for another baby shower 5 years from now, they are right at your fingertips!

The shower was great. We played celebrity baby names, bingo, Mr. and Mrs. Wright, Animal baby goups, and identify the baby food. Eveyone wanted to continue to play bingo so we played twice. The big hit was the Mr. and Mrs. Wright game. The games really made the party flow.

Angela Sherick, Los Angeles, CA

Dana- The shower was great and everyone had a fun time! The baby bingo was a hit…my only suggestion is to modify it for a smaller number of people say up to 25 and/or 25 to 50. There were about 15 in attendance and there were many that I called that no one had due to the number of cards handed out vs. number of words in word bank…but it was still fun:) Contact me anytime for feedback or help:) Thanks-

Kristy, Indianapolis, Indiana

The baby shower was great- we did Baby Shower Bingo and the word scramble thanks for the great website!

Lisa Barbosa

HI DANA! I love all your games, I’m giving a baby shower for my daughterinlaw.She already have a little girl ,So this time around she will be haveing a son. But I did not give her a shower and had no idea about games and other ideas so you are a big help. Again great purchase for me thank you. Aloha Jackie!!!!!

Jackie Cadiirao

Super Bonuses, Valued at $59 – Yours FREE – Just for Trying These Baby Shower Games

I’m going to “Sweeten the Deal” for you. Everybody loves FREE things – I know I sure do. I want to entice you to try out these Baby Shower Games because I know you’ll be 100% Satisfied – and so will your guests.

Free Bonus #1 — $17

Baby Shower Raffle Tickets

Raffle tickets are very popular at baby showers these days for door prizes. They can be passed out to each guest, or used to raise money for the Mom-to-Be and the new baby (simply ask guests to purchase the raffle tickets, usually for $1 to $5 each.)

Each ticket has its own unique raffle number. You decide whether you want to call out a number or a name for the prize.

There are 5 sets of raffle tickets that I’ve created — that way, you can pick the design and color that fits your baby shower:

Baby Items with Colored Backgrounds

48 tickets with 24 different designs

Baby Items with White Backgrounds (saves printer ink – you can also print these on colored paper for variety)

48 tickets with 24 different designs

Baby Animals with White Background

64 tickets with 8 different designs

Baby Animals with Blue Background

48 tickets with 8 different designs

Baby Animals with Pink Background

48 tickets with 8 different designs

All 5 designs are yours FREE!

Free Bonus #2 — $12

Baby Shower Ice Breakers

Ice Breakers are games or activities used to loosen up the guests or to get them to meet each other.

Nobody likes a boring baby shower. If your guests don’t know each other, you should definitely have at least one ice breaker to get the party rolling.

I’ve included 11 exciting ice breakers in this free download, some classic ones and some completely unique. All of them are sure to make everyone LAUGH and get your Baby Shower off to a great start.

Everybody’s a Star for 10 Seconds

Sing to Me

Commonality

Fun Baby Shower?

Whose Line Is It? Baby Shower Style

Around the Room Introductions

Circle of Love

Problems and Solutions

Lullabys and Nursery Rhymes

Let’s Hum

Magic Trick Mom

Free Bonus #3 – $17

50 Baby Shower BINGO Cards

Baby Shower BINGO continues to be a favorite baby shower game. And these lovely cards are sure to be a winner at your shower!

You’ll receive 50 unique game cards with baby-related words, such as “booties,” “Mickey Mouse” and “Mommy” randomly filled in the boxes. Simply cut out the word cards and put them in a hat, print out the number of Bingo cards you need, and enjoy!

Click here to see a larger picture of Baby Shower Bingo

NOTE: THIS GAME IS BRAND NEW AND I WILL START CHARGING FOR IT SOON.

For a limited time, you’ll receive it FREE as a Bonus. But Hurry and Buy Today to take advantage of this offer!

Free Bonus #4 — $13

Baby Shower Ultimate Planner’s Lists

Every baby shower hostess has a lot on her plate when it comes to planning. Lists make her job a lot easier.

That’s why I created the Ultimate Planner’s Lists for the busy hostess. Now you can be organized and relaxed when planning your next baby shower.

Six lists and worksheets that are a MUST-HAVE for easy shower planning are:

Baby Shower Planning Calendar – Starting with 6 Weeks Before the shower and counting down to 15 Minutes Before, this ultimate checklist is vital for staying organized and making sure everything is completed in a timely manner.

Responsibility List for Co-Hosts – Keeping up with the To-Do List for your Co-Hosts will be a snap with this list where you’ll assign responsiblity for the decorations, guest list, games, inviations, etc.

The Budget – It’s important to budget so you don’t spend more than you intend to. With this form, you will estimate your costs and be able to compare them with what you actually spent.

Hostess Must-Have List – This is a checklist of “extras” that you may not think about, but should have at the shower (aspirin, scotch tape, trash bags, etc.)

Guest and RSVP List – Having an organized guest list makes your job of sending invitations and keeping track of RSVPs a whole lot easier.

Shower Gifts – The Mother-to-Be will appreciate this list that keeps track of who brought each shower gift.

What Do These Games Cost? What Should They Cost?

To determine the price for the Baby Shower Games, I looked at several factors. If you were to hire a professional to create your baby shower games, it would cost you at least $40 for just two games. That’s at $10 per hour (a very reasonable price) times 4 hours. And that’s being conservative. Here you have 75 games.

I also looked at the price for purchasing games at a party store. The prices ranged from $5.95 to $24.99 — just for one game!

Based on this information, I arrived at a reasonable and afforadable price of $29.99. I want you to have the “best deal on the web”, so I’ve lowered it to an incredible $24.99!

IMPORTANT UPDATE: The price has been lowered yet again! I’m in the process of performing market testing on the price of my games, so for a limited time, the price is $19 – an unbelievable bargin.

However, please be warned…

I cannot keep the price this low for too long. I want you to know that I WILL raise it after a couple of months of testing.

AND THINK ABOUT THIS: $19 is the price of a pizza and drinks. We’re not talking about a lot of money here. Plus, the best part is you can share the cost of these games with the other hostesses and you get to keep them all for yourself to use at all of your other baby showers! Spread across just five showers, you’re paying under $4 per shower. That’s a BARGAIN!

My Guarantee to You

I insist that you try these baby shower games. Print and use them as many times as you’d like. Because once you’ve tried them, I’m convinced that you’ll NEVER want to send them back!

But, if you are not satisfied with your purchase, you have eight full weeks to let us know. You will receive a full refund – we want you to be happy with your purchase.

Like I said earlier, I’m convinced that these games are the best on the internet, and if you could just see them, print them, and use them, I know you’d feel the same way.

Finally, because you’re entrusting me with your time and confidence, I want you to keep the FOUR BONUSES – Free of Charge – even if you decide to return the Baby Shower Games. That’s a guaranteed gain no matter what you decide!

Common Questions

“I’m at work, how will I be able to download the games onto my computer at home?” You have two options: 1) After payment is made, you will be directed to a web page where you can download the games. Write down the URL of that page (http://www.best-baby….), and go back to it once you get home. 2) Download the games to your work computer, copy them to a CD, then delete the games off your work computer.

“What if I don’t have a color printer or no printer at all?” You’ll need to print them at a friend’s house, your office, or at a printer. You have two options: 1) You can copy the games from your computer onto a CD and bring the CD to a friend’s house. 2) View and print the games online (there is a link where you can do this).

“I don’t know anything about computers. Will downloading the games be easy?” I wrote all of the instructions for the download with you in mind. They are detailed and have pictures of each pop-up involved during the download. If you have problems, you can visit my FAQ page, or contact me by email or telephone for assistance.

“My baby shower is in a few hours. Will I have my games in time?” Yes. As soon as payment is made, you will be directed to a download page – you don’t even have to wait for an email. For high-speed internet users, downloading will take less than a minute. For dial-up internet users, it will take longer, depending on your computer, connection, etc. You can also view and print the games from online, instead of downloading them. This is an especially nice feature if you have dial-up access and need the games immediately. Of course you can still download the games onto your computer in addition to viewing them online.

Again, Here’s What You’ll Receive

75 beautifully-designed Baby Shower Games (189 pages)

FREE – 5 sets of Baby Shower Raffle Tickets (32 pages)

FREE – 11 Baby Shower Ice Breakers (22 pages)

FREE – 50 Unique Baby Shower BINGO Cards (58 pages)

FREE – 6 Baby Shower Ultimate Planner’s Lists (23 pages)

Money-Back Guarantee

The Choice is Simple

Imagine how you’ll feel when your guests rave at how much fun they had. Imagine being the “hit” of all of your baby showers.

Remember — for a limited time, the price is an incredibly low $19 — it will go up soon, so you must act quickly.

To start downloading your baby shower games and bonuses in the next five minutes, click the Blue Order Button Now. IT’S SECURE!

As a reminder, The Best Baby Shower Games package is only available as an electronic download. It’s an executable file (.exe.) that will download and unzip the PDFs to your computer. Available for both Windows and Mac users (Mac users will download pdf files.) The games are from a U.S. perspective, so the games reflect that (for example, U.S. television shows and $ currency.)

Happy Hosting!

Sincerely,

Dana Brigola

P.S. Remember that this Low Price of $19 WILL NOT LAST LONG. I’m in the process of figuring the best price for my product, which means that I will continue to raise my price periodically while performing market evaluations. What this means to you is that you need to hurry and click the blue order button to take advantage of the lower price before it rises again.

P.S.S. Also remember that along with these 75 super-fun baby shower games, you’ll get 4 Awesome Bonuses, valued at $59, ABSOLUTELY FREE, even if you decide to return the games! Some of these bonuses will only be available for a short time — then I’ll start charging for them.

P.P.P.S. Remember that my Guarantee to you is that if you’re not ABSOLUTELY THRILLED with these Baby Shower Games, you have 8 Full Weeks to let me know and I’ll gladly refund your money. I want you to be happy!

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    For the Busy Hostess!

(and EVERYONE’S going to be asking for your “Secret” to having such fun and successful showers!)

Choose from 75 UNIQUE, EXCITING and BEAUTIFULLY-DESIGNED baby shower games for your next shower — some you won’t find ANYWHERE else on the web! All games are available for Immediate Download — no “expertise” required. And your Satisfaction is Guaranteed.

I’m convinced that these games are the best on the internet, and if you could just see them, print them, and use them, I know you’d feel the same way.

From: Dana Brigola Thursday, 8:45 a.m.

Dear Fellow Baby Shower Hostess,

You’ve got a baby shower coming up. There’s a pressing question on your mind – “What games will you choose?”

You want baby shower games that will

keep the guests happy

involve everyone

not take hours to create

not cost a bundle

Let’s face it. You’re busy with kids, work, or school – and now you have a baby shower to host. You have too many things to plan and not enough time to get it all done.

These games are a big hit for the hostess who values her time and wants it all! Time is too precious to get caught up for hours on the internet searching for the best games. Your internet research has paid off – you’ve found the best games right here.

This all started when I created a couple of baby shower games for a friend’s baby shower. They were a huge hit with the guests and I was asked by more than one person where I had gotten them. That’s when a light bulb went off – I decided to create these 75 memorable and fun-filled baby shower games for the busy hostess.

I spent over 500 hours personally researching the internet, probing friends for the fun ideas, and creating the best games on the internet.

I even drove my husband nuts: “Honey, can you tell me which font looks best?” His reply: “How am I supposed to know – just pick one.”

Thank You for creating such a useful tool at a low cost. I’ve spent so much money already on everything else and I just wanted to tell you, good job and I’m sure I’ll enjoy everything! 🙂

Michelle Cisneros

My baby shower went great..We played Bingo, baby food tasting , word search and the right/left story. Everyone had a great time and loved the games. Thank you for all the great ideas. This was well worth the investment.

Brenda Nolind

Shower was for my step-sister Kasey. It was on Sunday Aug. 27. We played Baby Work Unscramble, Celebrity Baby Names, Unique Celebrity Baby Names. There were soooooooo many games to choose from! Everyone there really enjoyed the games so of course I told them about your web page & how you can purchase the games & down load them right then & there. Thanks so much! Very cool!

Tiffany Brown, Waynesboro, PA

The baby shower turned out fine and the games was a big hit especially the rice and safety pin game. Thank you for all your help the package was a life saver.

Jo Anne Anderson

Quality, Not Quantity

Have you noticed that some websites offer over 200 games for baby showers? Goodness, that’s a LOT. I checked out some of them and found that the quality of their games was not quite what it should be.

If you’re just interested in purchasing the package with the most games, then this one is not for you. I can’t compete with quantity alone — and I don’t want to.

And think about it, do you really want to preview 200 games? How would you have enough time to do anything else?

I guarantee that you’ll have enough on your plate selecting from the wide range of great games I’m offering. And these are quality games, with quality fonts, and quality images.

I’ve personally selected the best ones for you and created them with lots of TLC (tender loving care). These games are the ones that you’ll go to over and over again.

Games for Multiples Are Here

Is the Mommy-to-Be expecting twins or triplets? If so, you’ll get to pick from several games designed especially for her.

Games like Twins Trivia, Famous Pairs, Famous Trios, and Triple the Fun are sure to make your baby shower a huge hit.

African American Images Are Here

One thing I noticed from other baby shower games websites was the lack of African American graphics on the games. That’s why I created a second version of some of the games, featuring African American images.

There are ten games exclusively with African American images on them. Plus there are several more with images of African American babies appearing with babies of other races.

The rest of the games have generic baby symbols, such as rattles or pacifiers.

Games with African American graphics give you an option to choose the game and image that’s right for your baby shower.

Couples Games Are Here

Throwing a couples shower? No problem. There are several games that specifically have a “Daddy” vibe. Not to mention, men can play just about any of the other games too.

Some couples games are Animal Families, Mothers and Fathers in Genesis, Mommy and Daddy Animals, Celebrity Parents and Kids, Baby Shower Outburst, Baby Shower Scattegories, and Whose Genes Should Baby Get.

Great Mix Between Traditional and One-of-a-Kind Games

When I first started creating these games, I focused on unique, one-of-a-kind games. One girlfriend said, “I love these games, but where is BINGO and Word Unscramble?”

I then realized that a lot of women want these “classics“, so I included the best ones. So if you’re one of the traditionalists, you’ve got your games here.

Examples of some classic games included are Baby Shower Bingo, Baby Word Find, Baby Word Unscramble, What is Mom Wearing, Mystery Baby Food Tasting, Nursery Rhyme Titles, Memory Game, and Draw the Mommy.

For you hostesses that are more intested in one-of-a-kind games, I promise that you’ll find what you’re looking for here. That’s because I created a lot of them myself – from scratch. They’re guaranteed to be original. You won’t find them anywhere else on the web or in a store.

A few of my exclusive games include Baby Shower Sudoku, Lessons of Schoolhouse Rock, Baby on the Big Screen, Baby Names in Geography, Grown in the Wild, Whose Gene’s Should Baby Get, Comic Strip Trivia, and What’s in Common.

Believe me, there’s no shortage of great games for you to choose from.

MY ONLY CONCERN is that you’re going to be overwhelmed and spend too much time trying to decide which of the 75 games you want to play.

Your games made the baby shower more fun and organized. Everone enjoyed the baby bingo and the word scramble. The actual games are printed up in such a colorful way and everyone admired them. We have another baby shower coming up soon, so we plan to use some of the other games. Thankyou for making this part of our shower planning easy and fun.

Peggy Gallery, Wisconsin

Dana: Thank you so much for offering this great product. I was so worried about this shower – you know, same old same old games. What a great time we had! We played probably six different games, but the two that stood out the most were the “Whose Genes” and the “Mr and Mrs Wright” passing game. I had so many compliments and everyone asked where I had gotten the ideas for the games. I gave them your website and I’ll bet they will contact you too! Thanks again.

sLori Boes, Fremont, MI

The baby shower games were great.I used disney songs and a raffle and the best was baby bingo. your site is great thank you so much.

Michelle Sheffler

The games were very easy to look at and print. We really enjoyed the games and the ice breaker ideas. Thanks so much!

Kelly Jett, Scott City, KS

Fun Extras That Make This Package Complete

There are times when you want to create your own games, but need paper to do so. I’ve included several blank, do-it-yourself pages for that purpose.

You’ll find blank pages, lined pages, and half pages with different graphics and designs for you to choose from — including pages for twins, boys, girls, Caucasians and African Americans.

So go ahead, make up your own games with these gorgeous pages!

Also, since many baby showers have children present, you’ll also find several coloring pages to keep the kids busy. They can have a coloring contest or just present the finished picture to the mother-to-be as a memorable gift.

Here’s a Complete List of the 75 Games You’ll Receive:

Animal Families

Animal Mommies

Baby Animal Names

Baby Gift Bingo (2 versions)

Baby Jesus

Baby Letter Race (2 versions)

Baby Moses

Baby Names A to Z

Baby Names in Geography

Baby on the Big Screen

Baby Safety Trivia (2 versions)

Baby Shower Draw

Baby Shower Outburst

Baby Shower Scattegories (2 versions)

Baby Shower Sudoku

Baby Shower Sodoku – Shower Fun

Baby Shower Word Mix

Baby Word Fill in the Blanks (2 versions)

Baby Word Find

Baby Word Unscramble

Baby’s Birthday Predictions (3 versions)

Best Baby Advice

Birth Records

Blank Game Cards (13 versions)

Boy’s Name Word Find

Celebrity Baby Names

Celebrity Parents and Kids

Charlotte’s Web

Children’s Characters

Children’s Stories Crossword Puzzle

Coloring Pages (20 versions)

Comic Strip Trivia

Complete the Nursery Rhyme

Disney Movie Crossword Puzzle

Disney Songs

Disney Who Am I?

Dr. Seuss Trivia

Draw the Baby

Draw the Mommy

Famous Pairs

Famous Trios

Girl’s Name Word Find

Grown in the Wild

Lessons of Schoolhouse Rock

Looney Tunes

Memory Game

Mommy and Daddy Animals

Mothers and Fathers in Genesis

Mystery Baby Food Tasting (2 versions)

Name Meanings

Name Origins

Name That Price

Name the State

Name the TV Kids

New Baby Crossword Puzzle

Newborn Trivia (2 versions)

Numerical Trivia

Nursery Rhyme Titles

Old Testament Brothers

Peanuts Trivia

Right and Left Story

Sesame Street Characters

Signature Scramble

Silly Old Bear

Super Hero Trivia

The Muppet Characters

Toddler TV

Triple the Fun

Twins Trivia

Unique Celebrity Baby Names

What is Mom Wearing?

What’s In a Name?

What’s In Common?

What’s In Your Purse?

Whose Genes Should Baby Get? (2 versions)

Most of these games come with instructions written on a separate page for you to print out (the others are self-explanatory and don’t need instructions). Also, the answers to the games are also available on a separate page, if applicable.

Fast & Easy Electronic Download

There is No Shipping — these games are electronic and are available for immediate download onto your computer. I’ll show you how with step-by-step instructions — it’s fast (less than 1 minute for users with high-speed internet access) and VERY easy.

There is No Expiration on these games — BUYER BEWARE: some websites give you a password to access the games you buy, and after a certain time period, BAM! You can’t access your games anymore! Now, if I paid good money for some games, I would want to have them permanently, wouldn’t you?

Once you buy these baby shower games, the entire set will be downloaded onto your own computer. That way, you can access and print them whenever you want, as many times as you want. There’s no expiration date, so if you need them for another baby shower 5 years from now, they are right at your fingertips!

The shower was great. We played celebrity baby names, bingo, Mr. and Mrs. Wright, Animal baby goups, and identify the baby food. Eveyone wanted to continue to play bingo so we played twice. The big hit was the Mr. and Mrs. Wright game. The games really made the party flow.

Angela Sherick, Los Angeles, CA

Dana- The shower was great and everyone had a fun time! The baby bingo was a hit…my only suggestion is to modify it for a smaller number of people say up to 25 and/or 25 to 50. There were about 15 in attendance and there were many that I called that no one had due to the number of cards handed out vs. number of words in word bank…but it was still fun:) Contact me anytime for feedback or help:) Thanks-

Kristy, Indianapolis, Indiana

The baby shower was great- we did Baby Shower Bingo and the word scramble thanks for the great website!

Lisa Barbosa

HI DANA! I love all your games, I’m giving a baby shower for my daughterinlaw.She already have a little girl ,So this time around she will be haveing a son. But I did not give her a shower and had no idea about games and other ideas so you are a big help. Again great purchase for me thank you. Aloha Jackie!!!!!

Jackie Cadiirao

Super Bonuses, Valued at $59 – Yours FREE – Just for Trying These Baby Shower Games

I’m going to “Sweeten the Deal” for you. Everybody loves FREE things – I know I sure do. I want to entice you to try out these Baby Shower Games because I know you’ll be 100% Satisfied – and so will your guests.

Free Bonus #1 — $17

Baby Shower Raffle Tickets

Raffle tickets are very popular at baby showers these days for door prizes. They can be passed out to each guest, or used to raise money for the Mom-to-Be and the new baby (simply ask guests to purchase the raffle tickets, usually for $1 to $5 each.)

Each ticket has its own unique raffle number. You decide whether you want to call out a number or a name for the prize.

There are 5 sets of raffle tickets that I’ve created — that way, you can pick the design and color that fits your baby shower:

Baby Items with Colored Backgrounds

48 tickets with 24 different designs

Baby Items with White Backgrounds (saves printer ink – you can also print these on colored paper for variety)

48 tickets with 24 different designs

Baby Animals with White Background

64 tickets with 8 different designs

Baby Animals with Blue Background

48 tickets with 8 different designs

Baby Animals with Pink Background

48 tickets with 8 different designs

All 5 designs are yours FREE!

Free Bonus #2 — $12

Baby Shower Ice Breakers

Ice Breakers are games or activities used to loosen up the guests or to get them to meet each other.

Nobody likes a boring baby shower. If your guests don’t know each other, you should definitely have at least one ice breaker to get the party rolling.

I’ve included 11 exciting ice breakers in this free download, some classic ones and some completely unique. All of them are sure to make everyone LAUGH and get your Baby Shower off to a great start.

Everybody’s a Star for 10 Seconds

Sing to Me

Commonality

Fun Baby Shower?

Whose Line Is It? Baby Shower Style

Around the Room Introductions

Circle of Love

Problems and Solutions

Lullabys and Nursery Rhymes

Let’s Hum

Magic Trick Mom

Free Bonus #3 – $17

50 Baby Shower BINGO Cards

Baby Shower BINGO continues to be a favorite baby shower game. And these lovely cards are sure to be a winner at your shower!

You’ll receive 50 unique game cards with baby-related words, such as “booties,” “Mickey Mouse” and “Mommy” randomly filled in the boxes. Simply cut out the word cards and put them in a hat, print out the number of Bingo cards you need, and enjoy!

Click here to see a larger picture of Baby Shower Bingo

NOTE: THIS GAME IS BRAND NEW AND I WILL START CHARGING FOR IT SOON.

For a limited time, you’ll receive it FREE as a Bonus. But Hurry and Buy Today to take advantage of this offer!

Free Bonus #4 — $13

Baby Shower Ultimate Planner’s Lists

Every baby shower hostess has a lot on her plate when it comes to planning. Lists make her job a lot easier.

That’s why I created the Ultimate Planner’s Lists for the busy hostess. Now you can be organized and relaxed when planning your next baby shower.

Six lists and worksheets that are a MUST-HAVE for easy shower planning are:

Baby Shower Planning Calendar – Starting with 6 Weeks Before the shower and counting down to 15 Minutes Before, this ultimate checklist is vital for staying organized and making sure everything is completed in a timely manner.

Responsibility List for Co-Hosts – Keeping up with the To-Do List for your Co-Hosts will be a snap with this list where you’ll assign responsiblity for the decorations, guest list, games, inviations, etc.

The Budget – It’s important to budget so you don’t spend more than you intend to. With this form, you will estimate your costs and be able to compare them with what you actually spent.

Hostess Must-Have List – This is a checklist of “extras” that you may not think about, but should have at the shower (aspirin, scotch tape, trash bags, etc.)

Guest and RSVP List – Having an organized guest list makes your job of sending invitations and keeping track of RSVPs a whole lot easier.

Shower Gifts – The Mother-to-Be will appreciate this list that keeps track of who brought each shower gift.

What Do These Games Cost? What Should They Cost?

To determine the price for the Baby Shower Games, I looked at several factors. If you were to hire a professional to create your baby shower games, it would cost you at least $40 for just two games. That’s at $10 per hour (a very reasonable price) times 4 hours. And that’s being conservative. Here you have 75 games.

I also looked at the price for purchasing games at a party store. The prices ranged from $5.95 to $24.99 — just for one game!

Based on this information, I arrived at a reasonable and afforadable price of $29.99. I want you to have the “best deal on the web”, so I’ve lowered it to an incredible $24.99!

IMPORTANT UPDATE: The price has been lowered yet again! I’m in the process of performing market testing on the price of my games, so for a limited time, the price is $19 – an unbelievable bargin.

However, please be warned…

I cannot keep the price this low for too long. I want you to know that I WILL raise it after a couple of months of testing.

AND THINK ABOUT THIS: $19 is the price of a pizza and drinks. We’re not talking about a lot of money here. Plus, the best part is you can share the cost of these games with the other hostesses and you get to keep them all for yourself to use at all of your other baby showers! Spread across just five showers, you’re paying under $4 per shower. That’s a BARGAIN!

My Guarantee to You

I insist that you try these baby shower games. Print and use them as many times as you’d like. Because once you’ve tried them, I’m convinced that you’ll NEVER want to send them back!

But, if you are not satisfied with your purchase, you have eight full weeks to let us know. You will receive a full refund – we want you to be happy with your purchase.

Like I said earlier, I’m convinced that these games are the best on the internet, and if you could just see them, print them, and use them, I know you’d feel the same way.

Finally, because you’re entrusting me with your time and confidence, I want you to keep the FOUR BONUSES – Free of Charge – even if you decide to return the Baby Shower Games. That’s a guaranteed gain no matter what you decide!

Common Questions

“I’m at work, how will I be able to download the games onto my computer at home?” You have two options: 1) After payment is made, you will be directed to a web page where you can download the games. Write down the URL of that page (http://www.best-baby….), and go back to it once you get home. 2) Download the games to your work computer, copy them to a CD, then delete the games off your work computer.

“What if I don’t have a color printer or no printer at all?” You’ll need to print them at a friend’s house, your office, or at a printer. You have two options: 1) You can copy the games from your computer onto a CD and bring the CD to a friend’s house. 2) View and print the games online (there is a link where you can do this).

“I don’t know anything about computers. Will downloading the games be easy?” I wrote all of the instructions for the download with you in mind. They are detailed and have pictures of each pop-up involved during the download. If you have problems, you can visit my FAQ page, or contact me by email or telephone for assistance.

“My baby shower is in a few hours. Will I have my games in time?” Yes. As soon as payment is made, you will be directed to a download page – you don’t even have to wait for an email. For high-speed internet users, downloading will take less than a minute. For dial-up internet users, it will take longer, depending on your computer, connection, etc. You can also view and print the games from online, instead of downloading them. This is an especially nice feature if you have dial-up access and need the games immediately. Of course you can still download the games onto your computer in addition to viewing them online.

Again, Here’s What You’ll Receive

75 beautifully-designed Baby Shower Games (189 pages)

FREE – 5 sets of Baby Shower Raffle Tickets (32 pages)

FREE – 11 Baby Shower Ice Breakers (22 pages)

FREE – 50 Unique Baby Shower BINGO Cards (58 pages)

FREE – 6 Baby Shower Ultimate Planner’s Lists (23 pages)

Money-Back Guarantee

The Choice is Simple

Imagine how you’ll feel when your guests rave at how much fun they had. Imagine being the “hit” of all of your baby showers.

Remember — for a limited time, the price is an incredibly low $19 — it will go up soon, so you must act quickly.

To start downloading your baby shower games and bonuses in the next five minutes, click the Blue Order Button Now. IT’S SECURE!

As a reminder, The Best Baby Shower Games package is only available as an electronic download. It’s an executable file (.exe.) that will download and unzip the PDFs to your computer. Available for both Windows and Mac users (Mac users will download pdf files.) The games are from a U.S. perspective, so the games reflect that (for example, U.S. television shows and $ currency.)

Happy Hosting!

Sincerely,

Dana Brigola

P.S. Remember that this Low Price of $19 WILL NOT LAST LONG. I’m in the process of figuring the best price for my product, which means that I will continue to raise my price periodically while performing market evaluations. What this means to you is that you need to hurry and click the blue order button to take advantage of the lower price before it rises again.

P.S.S. Also remember that along with these 75 super-fun baby shower games, you’ll get 4 Awesome Bonuses, valued at $59, ABSOLUTELY FREE, even if you decide to return the games! Some of these bonuses will only be available for a short time — then I’ll start charging for them.

P.P.P.S. Remember that my Guarantee to you is that if you’re not ABSOLUTELY THRILLED with these Baby Shower Games, you have 8 Full Weeks to let me know and I’ll gladly refund your money. I want you to be happy!

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    For the Busy Hostess!

(and EVERYONE’S going to be asking for your “Secret” to having such fun and successful showers!)

Choose from 75 UNIQUE, EXCITING and BEAUTIFULLY-DESIGNED baby shower games for your next shower — some you won’t find ANYWHERE else on the web! All games are available for Immediate Download — no “expertise” required. And your Satisfaction is Guaranteed.

I’m convinced that these games are the best on the internet, and if you could just see them, print them, and use them, I know you’d feel the same way.

From: Dana Brigola Thursday, 8:45 a.m.

Dear Fellow Baby Shower Hostess,

You’ve got a baby shower coming up. There’s a pressing question on your mind – “What games will you choose?”

You want baby shower games that will

keep the guests happy

involve everyone

not take hours to create

not cost a bundle

Let’s face it. You’re busy with kids, work, or school – and now you have a baby shower to host. You have too many things to plan and not enough time to get it all done.

These games are a big hit for the hostess who values her time and wants it all! Time is too precious to get caught up for hours on the internet searching for the best games. Your internet research has paid off – you’ve found the best games right here.

This all started when I created a couple of baby shower games for a friend’s baby shower. They were a huge hit with the guests and I was asked by more than one person where I had gotten them. That’s when a light bulb went off – I decided to create these 75 memorable and fun-filled baby shower games for the busy hostess.

I spent over 500 hours personally researching the internet, probing friends for the fun ideas, and creating the best games on the internet.

I even drove my husband nuts: “Honey, can you tell me which font looks best?” His reply: “How am I supposed to know – just pick one.”

Thank You for creating such a useful tool at a low cost. I’ve spent so much money already on everything else and I just wanted to tell you, good job and I’m sure I’ll enjoy everything! 🙂

Michelle Cisneros

My baby shower went great..We played Bingo, baby food tasting , word search and the right/left story. Everyone had a great time and loved the games. Thank you for all the great ideas. This was well worth the investment.

Brenda Nolind

Shower was for my step-sister Kasey. It was on Sunday Aug. 27. We played Baby Work Unscramble, Celebrity Baby Names, Unique Celebrity Baby Names. There were soooooooo many games to choose from! Everyone there really enjoyed the games so of course I told them about your web page & how you can purchase the games & down load them right then & there. Thanks so much! Very cool!

Tiffany Brown, Waynesboro, PA

The baby shower turned out fine and the games was a big hit especially the rice and safety pin game. Thank you for all your help the package was a life saver.

Jo Anne Anderson

Quality, Not Quantity

Have you noticed that some websites offer over 200 games for baby showers? Goodness, that’s a LOT. I checked out some of them and found that the quality of their games was not quite what it should be.

If you’re just interested in purchasing the package with the most games, then this one is not for you. I can’t compete with quantity alone — and I don’t want to.

And think about it, do you really want to preview 200 games? How would you have enough time to do anything else?

I guarantee that you’ll have enough on your plate selecting from the wide range of great games I’m offering. And these are quality games, with quality fonts, and quality images.

I’ve personally selected the best ones for you and created them with lots of TLC (tender loving care). These games are the ones that you’ll go to over and over again.

Games for Multiples Are Here

Is the Mommy-to-Be expecting twins or triplets? If so, you’ll get to pick from several games designed especially for her.

Games like Twins Trivia, Famous Pairs, Famous Trios, and Triple the Fun are sure to make your baby shower a huge hit.

African American Images Are Here

One thing I noticed from other baby shower games websites was the lack of African American graphics on the games. That’s why I created a second version of some of the games, featuring African American images.

There are ten games exclusively with African American images on them. Plus there are several more with images of African American babies appearing with babies of other races.

The rest of the games have generic baby symbols, such as rattles or pacifiers.

Games with African American graphics give you an option to choose the game and image that’s right for your baby shower.

Couples Games Are Here

Throwing a couples shower? No problem. There are several games that specifically have a “Daddy” vibe. Not to mention, men can play just about any of the other games too.

Some couples games are Animal Families, Mothers and Fathers in Genesis, Mommy and Daddy Animals, Celebrity Parents and Kids, Baby Shower Outburst, Baby Shower Scattegories, and Whose Genes Should Baby Get.

Great Mix Between Traditional and One-of-a-Kind Games

When I first started creating these games, I focused on unique, one-of-a-kind games. One girlfriend said, “I love these games, but where is BINGO and Word Unscramble?”

I then realized that a lot of women want these “classics“, so I included the best ones. So if you’re one of the traditionalists, you’ve got your games here.

Examples of some classic games included are Baby Shower Bingo, Baby Word Find, Baby Word Unscramble, What is Mom Wearing, Mystery Baby Food Tasting, Nursery Rhyme Titles, Memory Game, and Draw the Mommy.

For you hostesses that are more intested in one-of-a-kind games, I promise that you’ll find what you’re looking for here. That’s because I created a lot of them myself – from scratch. They’re guaranteed to be original. You won’t find them anywhere else on the web or in a store.

A few of my exclusive games include Baby Shower Sudoku, Lessons of Schoolhouse Rock, Baby on the Big Screen, Baby Names in Geography, Grown in the Wild, Whose Gene’s Should Baby Get, Comic Strip Trivia, and What’s in Common.

Believe me, there’s no shortage of great games for you to choose from.

MY ONLY CONCERN is that you’re going to be overwhelmed and spend too much time trying to decide which of the 75 games you want to play.

Your games made the baby shower more fun and organized. Everone enjoyed the baby bingo and the word scramble. The actual games are printed up in such a colorful way and everyone admired them. We have another baby shower coming up soon, so we plan to use some of the other games. Thankyou for making this part of our shower planning easy and fun.

Peggy Gallery, Wisconsin

Dana: Thank you so much for offering this great product. I was so worried about this shower – you know, same old same old games. What a great time we had! We played probably six different games, but the two that stood out the most were the “Whose Genes” and the “Mr and Mrs Wright” passing game. I had so many compliments and everyone asked where I had gotten the ideas for the games. I gave them your website and I’ll bet they will contact you too! Thanks again.

sLori Boes, Fremont, MI

The baby shower games were great.I used disney songs and a raffle and the best was baby bingo. your site is great thank you so much.

Michelle Sheffler

The games were very easy to look at and print. We really enjoyed the games and the ice breaker ideas. Thanks so much!

Kelly Jett, Scott City, KS

Fun Extras That Make This Package Complete

There are times when you want to create your own games, but need paper to do so. I’ve included several blank, do-it-yourself pages for that purpose.

You’ll find blank pages, lined pages, and half pages with different graphics and designs for you to choose from — including pages for twins, boys, girls, Caucasians and African Americans.

So go ahead, make up your own games with these gorgeous pages!

Also, since many baby showers have children present, you’ll also find several coloring pages to keep the kids busy. They can have a coloring contest or just present the finished picture to the mother-to-be as a memorable gift.

Here’s a Complete List of the 75 Games You’ll Receive:

Animal Families

Animal Mommies

Baby Animal Names

Baby Gift Bingo (2 versions)

Baby Jesus

Baby Letter Race (2 versions)

Baby Moses

Baby Names A to Z

Baby Names in Geography

Baby on the Big Screen

Baby Safety Trivia (2 versions)

Baby Shower Draw

Baby Shower Outburst

Baby Shower Scattegories (2 versions)

Baby Shower Sudoku

Baby Shower Sodoku – Shower Fun

Baby Shower Word Mix

Baby Word Fill in the Blanks (2 versions)

Baby Word Find

Baby Word Unscramble

Baby’s Birthday Predictions (3 versions)

Best Baby Advice

Birth Records

Blank Game Cards (13 versions)

Boy’s Name Word Find

Celebrity Baby Names

Celebrity Parents and Kids

Charlotte’s Web

Children’s Characters

Children’s Stories Crossword Puzzle

Coloring Pages (20 versions)

Comic Strip Trivia

Complete the Nursery Rhyme

Disney Movie Crossword Puzzle

Disney Songs

Disney Who Am I?

Dr. Seuss Trivia

Draw the Baby

Draw the Mommy

Famous Pairs

Famous Trios

Girl’s Name Word Find

Grown in the Wild

Lessons of Schoolhouse Rock

Looney Tunes

Memory Game

Mommy and Daddy Animals

Mothers and Fathers in Genesis

Mystery Baby Food Tasting (2 versions)

Name Meanings

Name Origins

Name That Price

Name the State

Name the TV Kids

New Baby Crossword Puzzle

Newborn Trivia (2 versions)

Numerical Trivia

Nursery Rhyme Titles

Old Testament Brothers

Peanuts Trivia

Right and Left Story

Sesame Street Characters

Signature Scramble

Silly Old Bear

Super Hero Trivia

The Muppet Characters

Toddler TV

Triple the Fun

Twins Trivia

Unique Celebrity Baby Names

What is Mom Wearing?

What’s In a Name?

What’s In Common?

What’s In Your Purse?

Whose Genes Should Baby Get? (2 versions)

Most of these games come with instructions written on a separate page for you to print out (the others are self-explanatory and don’t need instructions). Also, the answers to the games are also available on a separate page, if applicable.

Fast & Easy Electronic Download

There is No Shipping — these games are electronic and are available for immediate download onto your computer. I’ll show you how with step-by-step instructions — it’s fast (less than 1 minute for users with high-speed internet access) and VERY easy.

There is No Expiration on these games — BUYER BEWARE: some websites give you a password to access the games you buy, and after a certain time period, BAM! You can’t access your games anymore! Now, if I paid good money for some games, I would want to have them permanently, wouldn’t you?

Once you buy these baby shower games, the entire set will be downloaded onto your own computer. That way, you can access and print them whenever you want, as many times as you want. There’s no expiration date, so if you need them for another baby shower 5 years from now, they are right at your fingertips!

The shower was great. We played celebrity baby names, bingo, Mr. and Mrs. Wright, Animal baby goups, and identify the baby food. Eveyone wanted to continue to play bingo so we played twice. The big hit was the Mr. and Mrs. Wright game. The games really made the party flow.

Angela Sherick, Los Angeles, CA

Dana- The shower was great and everyone had a fun time! The baby bingo was a hit…my only suggestion is to modify it for a smaller number of people say up to 25 and/or 25 to 50. There were about 15 in attendance and there were many that I called that no one had due to the number of cards handed out vs. number of words in word bank…but it was still fun:) Contact me anytime for feedback or help:) Thanks-

Kristy, Indianapolis, Indiana

The baby shower was great- we did Baby Shower Bingo and the word scramble thanks for the great website!

Lisa Barbosa

HI DANA! I love all your games, I’m giving a baby shower for my daughterinlaw.She already have a little girl ,So this time around she will be haveing a son. But I did not give her a shower and had no idea about games and other ideas so you are a big help. Again great purchase for me thank you. Aloha Jackie!!!!!

Jackie Cadiirao

Super Bonuses, Valued at $59 – Yours FREE – Just for Trying These Baby Shower Games

I’m going to “Sweeten the Deal” for you. Everybody loves FREE things – I know I sure do. I want to entice you to try out these Baby Shower Games because I know you’ll be 100% Satisfied – and so will your guests.

Free Bonus #1 — $17

Baby Shower Raffle Tickets

Raffle tickets are very popular at baby showers these days for door prizes. They can be passed out to each guest, or used to raise money for the Mom-to-Be and the new baby (simply ask guests to purchase the raffle tickets, usually for $1 to $5 each.)

Each ticket has its own unique raffle number. You decide whether you want to call out a number or a name for the prize.

There are 5 sets of raffle tickets that I’ve created — that way, you can pick the design and color that fits your baby shower:

Baby Items with Colored Backgrounds

48 tickets with 24 different designs

Baby Items with White Backgrounds (saves printer ink – you can also print these on colored paper for variety)

48 tickets with 24 different designs

Baby Animals with White Background

64 tickets with 8 different designs

Baby Animals with Blue Background

48 tickets with 8 different designs

Baby Animals with Pink Background

48 tickets with 8 different designs

All 5 designs are yours FREE!

Free Bonus #2 — $12

Baby Shower Ice Breakers

Ice Breakers are games or activities used to loosen up the guests or to get them to meet each other.

Nobody likes a boring baby shower. If your guests don’t know each other, you should definitely have at least one ice breaker to get the party rolling.

I’ve included 11 exciting ice breakers in this free download, some classic ones and some completely unique. All of them are sure to make everyone LAUGH and get your Baby Shower off to a great start.

Everybody’s a Star for 10 Seconds

Sing to Me

Commonality

Fun Baby Shower?

Whose Line Is It? Baby Shower Style

Around the Room Introductions

Circle of Love

Problems and Solutions

Lullabys and Nursery Rhymes

Let’s Hum

Magic Trick Mom

Free Bonus #3 – $17

50 Baby Shower BINGO Cards

Baby Shower BINGO continues to be a favorite baby shower game. And these lovely cards are sure to be a winner at your shower!

You’ll receive 50 unique game cards with baby-related words, such as “booties,” “Mickey Mouse” and “Mommy” randomly filled in the boxes. Simply cut out the word cards and put them in a hat, print out the number of Bingo cards you need, and enjoy!

Click here to see a larger picture of Baby Shower Bingo

NOTE: THIS GAME IS BRAND NEW AND I WILL START CHARGING FOR IT SOON.

For a limited time, you’ll receive it FREE as a Bonus. But Hurry and Buy Today to take advantage of this offer!

Free Bonus #4 — $13

Baby Shower Ultimate Planner’s Lists

Every baby shower hostess has a lot on her plate when it comes to planning. Lists make her job a lot easier.

That’s why I created the Ultimate Planner’s Lists for the busy hostess. Now you can be organized and relaxed when planning your next baby shower.

Six lists and worksheets that are a MUST-HAVE for easy shower planning are:

Baby Shower Planning Calendar – Starting with 6 Weeks Before the shower and counting down to 15 Minutes Before, this ultimate checklist is vital for staying organized and making sure everything is completed in a timely manner.

Responsibility List for Co-Hosts – Keeping up with the To-Do List for your Co-Hosts will be a snap with this list where you’ll assign responsiblity for the decorations, guest list, games, inviations, etc.

The Budget – It’s important to budget so you don’t spend more than you intend to. With this form, you will estimate your costs and be able to compare them with what you actually spent.

Hostess Must-Have List – This is a checklist of “extras” that you may not think about, but should have at the shower (aspirin, scotch tape, trash bags, etc.)

Guest and RSVP List – Having an organized guest list makes your job of sending invitations and keeping track of RSVPs a whole lot easier.

Shower Gifts – The Mother-to-Be will appreciate this list that keeps track of who brought each shower gift.

What Do These Games Cost? What Should They Cost?

To determine the price for the Baby Shower Games, I looked at several factors. If you were to hire a professional to create your baby shower games, it would cost you at least $40 for just two games. That’s at $10 per hour (a very reasonable price) times 4 hours. And that’s being conservative. Here you have 75 games.

I also looked at the price for purchasing games at a party store. The prices ranged from $5.95 to $24.99 — just for one game!

Based on this information, I arrived at a reasonable and afforadable price of $29.99. I want you to have the “best deal on the web”, so I’ve lowered it to an incredible $24.99!

IMPORTANT UPDATE: The price has been lowered yet again! I’m in the process of performing market testing on the price of my games, so for a limited time, the price is $19 – an unbelievable bargin.

However, please be warned…

I cannot keep the price this low for too long. I want you to know that I WILL raise it after a couple of months of testing.

AND THINK ABOUT THIS: $19 is the price of a pizza and drinks. We’re not talking about a lot of money here. Plus, the best part is you can share the cost of these games with the other hostesses and you get to keep them all for yourself to use at all of your other baby showers! Spread across just five showers, you’re paying under $4 per shower. That’s a BARGAIN!

My Guarantee to You

I insist that you try these baby shower games. Print and use them as many times as you’d like. Because once you’ve tried them, I’m convinced that you’ll NEVER want to send them back!

But, if you are not satisfied with your purchase, you have eight full weeks to let us know. You will receive a full refund – we want you to be happy with your purchase.

Like I said earlier, I’m convinced that these games are the best on the internet, and if you could just see them, print them, and use them, I know you’d feel the same way.

Finally, because you’re entrusting me with your time and confidence, I want you to keep the FOUR BONUSES – Free of Charge – even if you decide to return the Baby Shower Games. That’s a guaranteed gain no matter what you decide!

Common Questions

“I’m at work, how will I be able to download the games onto my computer at home?” You have two options: 1) After payment is made, you will be directed to a web page where you can download the games. Write down the URL of that page (http://www.best-baby….), and go back to it once you get home. 2) Download the games to your work computer, copy them to a CD, then delete the games off your work computer.

“What if I don’t have a color printer or no printer at all?” You’ll need to print them at a friend’s house, your office, or at a printer. You have two options: 1) You can copy the games from your computer onto a CD and bring the CD to a friend’s house. 2) View and print the games online (there is a link where you can do this).

“I don’t know anything about computers. Will downloading the games be easy?” I wrote all of the instructions for the download with you in mind. They are detailed and have pictures of each pop-up involved during the download. If you have problems, you can visit my FAQ page, or contact me by email or telephone for assistance.

“My baby shower is in a few hours. Will I have my games in time?” Yes. As soon as payment is made, you will be directed to a download page – you don’t even have to wait for an email. For high-speed internet users, downloading will take less than a minute. For dial-up internet users, it will take longer, depending on your computer, connection, etc. You can also view and print the games from online, instead of downloading them. This is an especially nice feature if you have dial-up access and need the games immediately. Of course you can still download the games onto your computer in addition to viewing them online.

Again, Here’s What You’ll Receive

75 beautifully-designed Baby Shower Games (189 pages)

FREE – 5 sets of Baby Shower Raffle Tickets (32 pages)

FREE – 11 Baby Shower Ice Breakers (22 pages)

FREE – 50 Unique Baby Shower BINGO Cards (58 pages)

FREE – 6 Baby Shower Ultimate Planner’s Lists (23 pages)

Money-Back Guarantee

The Choice is Simple

Imagine how you’ll feel when your guests rave at how much fun they had. Imagine being the “hit” of all of your baby showers.

Remember — for a limited time, the price is an incredibly low $19 — it will go up soon, so you must act quickly.

To start downloading your baby shower games and bonuses in the next five minutes, click the Blue Order Button Now. IT’S SECURE!

As a reminder, The Best Baby Shower Games package is only available as an electronic download. It’s an executable file (.exe.) that will download and unzip the PDFs to your computer. Available for both Windows and Mac users (Mac users will download pdf files.) The games are from a U.S. perspective, so the games reflect that (for example, U.S. television shows and $ currency.)

Happy Hosting!

Sincerely,

Dana Brigola

P.S. Remember that this Low Price of $19 WILL NOT LAST LONG. I’m in the process of figuring the best price for my product, which means that I will continue to raise my price periodically while performing market evaluations. What this means to you is that you need to hurry and click the blue order button to take advantage of the lower price before it rises again.

P.S.S. Also remember that along with these 75 super-fun baby shower games, you’ll get 4 Awesome Bonuses, valued at $59, ABSOLUTELY FREE, even if you decide to return the games! Some of these bonuses will only be available for a short time — then I’ll start charging for them.

P.P.P.S. Remember that my Guarantee to you is that if you’re not ABSOLUTELY THRILLED with these Baby Shower Games, you have 8 Full Weeks to let me know and I’ll gladly refund your money. I want you to be happy!

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 Buy Now

    For the Busy Hostess!

(and EVERYONE’S going to be asking for your “Secret” to having such fun and successful showers!)

Choose from 75 UNIQUE, EXCITING and BEAUTIFULLY-DESIGNED baby shower games for your next shower — some you won’t find ANYWHERE else on the web! All games are available for Immediate Download — no “expertise” required. And your Satisfaction is Guaranteed.

I’m convinced that these games are the best on the internet, and if you could just see them, print them, and use them, I know you’d feel the same way.

From: Dana Brigola Thursday, 8:45 a.m.

Dear Fellow Baby Shower Hostess,

You’ve got a baby shower coming up. There’s a pressing question on your mind – “What games will you choose?”

You want baby shower games that will

keep the guests happy

involve everyone

not take hours to create

not cost a bundle

Let’s face it. You’re busy with kids, work, or school – and now you have a baby shower to host. You have too many things to plan and not enough time to get it all done.

These games are a big hit for the hostess who values her time and wants it all! Time is too precious to get caught up for hours on the internet searching for the best games. Your internet research has paid off – you’ve found the best games right here.

This all started when I created a couple of baby shower games for a friend’s baby shower. They were a huge hit with the guests and I was asked by more than one person where I had gotten them. That’s when a light bulb went off – I decided to create these 75 memorable and fun-filled baby shower games for the busy hostess.

I spent over 500 hours personally researching the internet, probing friends for the fun ideas, and creating the best games on the internet.

I even drove my husband nuts: “Honey, can you tell me which font looks best?” His reply: “How am I supposed to know – just pick one.”

Thank You for creating such a useful tool at a low cost. I’ve spent so much money already on everything else and I just wanted to tell you, good job and I’m sure I’ll enjoy everything! 🙂

Michelle Cisneros

My baby shower went great..We played Bingo, baby food tasting , word search and the right/left story. Everyone had a great time and loved the games. Thank you for all the great ideas. This was well worth the investment.

Brenda Nolind

Shower was for my step-sister Kasey. It was on Sunday Aug. 27. We played Baby Work Unscramble, Celebrity Baby Names, Unique Celebrity Baby Names. There were soooooooo many games to choose from! Everyone there really enjoyed the games so of course I told them about your web page & how you can purchase the games & down load them right then & there. Thanks so much! Very cool!

Tiffany Brown, Waynesboro, PA

The baby shower turned out fine and the games was a big hit especially the rice and safety pin game. Thank you for all your help the package was a life saver.

Jo Anne Anderson

Quality, Not Quantity

Have you noticed that some websites offer over 200 games for baby showers? Goodness, that’s a LOT. I checked out some of them and found that the quality of their games was not quite what it should be.

If you’re just interested in purchasing the package with the most games, then this one is not for you. I can’t compete with quantity alone — and I don’t want to.

And think about it, do you really want to preview 200 games? How would you have enough time to do anything else?

I guarantee that you’ll have enough on your plate selecting from the wide range of great games I’m offering. And these are quality games, with quality fonts, and quality images.

I’ve personally selected the best ones for you and created them with lots of TLC (tender loving care). These games are the ones that you’ll go to over and over again.

Games for Multiples Are Here

Is the Mommy-to-Be expecting twins or triplets? If so, you’ll get to pick from several games designed especially for her.

Games like Twins Trivia, Famous Pairs, Famous Trios, and Triple the Fun are sure to make your baby shower a huge hit.

African American Images Are Here

One thing I noticed from other baby shower games websites was the lack of African American graphics on the games. That’s why I created a second version of some of the games, featuring African American images.

There are ten games exclusively with African American images on them. Plus there are several more with images of African American babies appearing with babies of other races.

The rest of the games have generic baby symbols, such as rattles or pacifiers.

Games with African American graphics give you an option to choose the game and image that’s right for your baby shower.

Couples Games Are Here

Throwing a couples shower? No problem. There are several games that specifically have a “Daddy” vibe. Not to mention, men can play just about any of the other games too.

Some couples games are Animal Families, Mothers and Fathers in Genesis, Mommy and Daddy Animals, Celebrity Parents and Kids, Baby Shower Outburst, Baby Shower Scattegories, and Whose Genes Should Baby Get.

Great Mix Between Traditional and One-of-a-Kind Games

When I first started creating these games, I focused on unique, one-of-a-kind games. One girlfriend said, “I love these games, but where is BINGO and Word Unscramble?”

I then realized that a lot of women want these “classics“, so I included the best ones. So if you’re one of the traditionalists, you’ve got your games here.

Examples of some classic games included are Baby Shower Bingo, Baby Word Find, Baby Word Unscramble, What is Mom Wearing, Mystery Baby Food Tasting, Nursery Rhyme Titles, Memory Game, and Draw the Mommy.

For you hostesses that are more intested in one-of-a-kind games, I promise that you’ll find what you’re looking for here. That’s because I created a lot of them myself – from scratch. They’re guaranteed to be original. You won’t find them anywhere else on the web or in a store.

A few of my exclusive games include Baby Shower Sudoku, Lessons of Schoolhouse Rock, Baby on the Big Screen, Baby Names in Geography, Grown in the Wild, Whose Gene’s Should Baby Get, Comic Strip Trivia, and What’s in Common.

Believe me, there’s no shortage of great games for you to choose from.

MY ONLY CONCERN is that you’re going to be overwhelmed and spend too much time trying to decide which of the 75 games you want to play.

Your games made the baby shower more fun and organized. Everone enjoyed the baby bingo and the word scramble. The actual games are printed up in such a colorful way and everyone admired them. We have another baby shower coming up soon, so we plan to use some of the other games. Thankyou for making this part of our shower planning easy and fun.

Peggy Gallery, Wisconsin

Dana: Thank you so much for offering this great product. I was so worried about this shower – you know, same old same old games. What a great time we had! We played probably six different games, but the two that stood out the most were the “Whose Genes” and the “Mr and Mrs Wright” passing game. I had so many compliments and everyone asked where I had gotten the ideas for the games. I gave them your website and I’ll bet they will contact you too! Thanks again.

sLori Boes, Fremont, MI

The baby shower games were great.I used disney songs and a raffle and the best was baby bingo. your site is great thank you so much.

Michelle Sheffler

The games were very easy to look at and print. We really enjoyed the games and the ice breaker ideas. Thanks so much!

Kelly Jett, Scott City, KS

Fun Extras That Make This Package Complete

There are times when you want to create your own games, but need paper to do so. I’ve included several blank, do-it-yourself pages for that purpose.

You’ll find blank pages, lined pages, and half pages with different graphics and designs for you to choose from — including pages for twins, boys, girls, Caucasians and African Americans.

So go ahead, make up your own games with these gorgeous pages!

Also, since many baby showers have children present, you’ll also find several coloring pages to keep the kids busy. They can have a coloring contest or just present the finished picture to the mother-to-be as a memorable gift.

Here’s a Complete List of the 75 Games You’ll Receive:

Animal Families

Animal Mommies

Baby Animal Names

Baby Gift Bingo (2 versions)

Baby Jesus

Baby Letter Race (2 versions)

Baby Moses

Baby Names A to Z

Baby Names in Geography

Baby on the Big Screen

Baby Safety Trivia (2 versions)

Baby Shower Draw

Baby Shower Outburst

Baby Shower Scattegories (2 versions)

Baby Shower Sudoku

Baby Shower Sodoku – Shower Fun

Baby Shower Word Mix

Baby Word Fill in the Blanks (2 versions)

Baby Word Find

Baby Word Unscramble

Baby’s Birthday Predictions (3 versions)

Best Baby Advice

Birth Records

Blank Game Cards (13 versions)

Boy’s Name Word Find

Celebrity Baby Names

Celebrity Parents and Kids

Charlotte’s Web

Children’s Characters

Children’s Stories Crossword Puzzle

Coloring Pages (20 versions)

Comic Strip Trivia

Complete the Nursery Rhyme

Disney Movie Crossword Puzzle

Disney Songs

Disney Who Am I?

Dr. Seuss Trivia

Draw the Baby

Draw the Mommy

Famous Pairs

Famous Trios

Girl’s Name Word Find

Grown in the Wild

Lessons of Schoolhouse Rock

Looney Tunes

Memory Game

Mommy and Daddy Animals

Mothers and Fathers in Genesis

Mystery Baby Food Tasting (2 versions)

Name Meanings

Name Origins

Name That Price

Name the State

Name the TV Kids

New Baby Crossword Puzzle

Newborn Trivia (2 versions)

Numerical Trivia

Nursery Rhyme Titles

Old Testament Brothers

Peanuts Trivia

Right and Left Story

Sesame Street Characters

Signature Scramble

Silly Old Bear

Super Hero Trivia

The Muppet Characters

Toddler TV

Triple the Fun

Twins Trivia

Unique Celebrity Baby Names

What is Mom Wearing?

What’s In a Name?

What’s In Common?

What’s In Your Purse?

Whose Genes Should Baby Get? (2 versions)

Most of these games come with instructions written on a separate page for you to print out (the others are self-explanatory and don’t need instructions). Also, the answers to the games are also available on a separate page, if applicable.

Fast & Easy Electronic Download

There is No Shipping — these games are electronic and are available for immediate download onto your computer. I’ll show you how with step-by-step instructions — it’s fast (less than 1 minute for users with high-speed internet access) and VERY easy.

There is No Expiration on these games — BUYER BEWARE: some websites give you a password to access the games you buy, and after a certain time period, BAM! You can’t access your games anymore! Now, if I paid good money for some games, I would want to have them permanently, wouldn’t you?

Once you buy these baby shower games, the entire set will be downloaded onto your own computer. That way, you can access and print them whenever you want, as many times as you want. There’s no expiration date, so if you need them for another baby shower 5 years from now, they are right at your fingertips!

The shower was great. We played celebrity baby names, bingo, Mr. and Mrs. Wright, Animal baby goups, and identify the baby food. Eveyone wanted to continue to play bingo so we played twice. The big hit was the Mr. and Mrs. Wright game. The games really made the party flow.

Angela Sherick, Los Angeles, CA

Dana- The shower was great and everyone had a fun time! The baby bingo was a hit…my only suggestion is to modify it for a smaller number of people say up to 25 and/or 25 to 50. There were about 15 in attendance and there were many that I called that no one had due to the number of cards handed out vs. number of words in word bank…but it was still fun:) Contact me anytime for feedback or help:) Thanks-

Kristy, Indianapolis, Indiana

The baby shower was great- we did Baby Shower Bingo and the word scramble thanks for the great website!

Lisa Barbosa

HI DANA! I love all your games, I’m giving a baby shower for my daughterinlaw.She already have a little girl ,So this time around she will be haveing a son. But I did not give her a shower and had no idea about games and other ideas so you are a big help. Again great purchase for me thank you. Aloha Jackie!!!!!

Jackie Cadiirao

Super Bonuses, Valued at $59 – Yours FREE – Just for Trying These Baby Shower Games

I’m going to “Sweeten the Deal” for you. Everybody loves FREE things – I know I sure do. I want to entice you to try out these Baby Shower Games because I know you’ll be 100% Satisfied – and so will your guests.

Free Bonus #1 — $17

Baby Shower Raffle Tickets

Raffle tickets are very popular at baby showers these days for door prizes. They can be passed out to each guest, or used to raise money for the Mom-to-Be and the new baby (simply ask guests to purchase the raffle tickets, usually for $1 to $5 each.)

Each ticket has its own unique raffle number. You decide whether you want to call out a number or a name for the prize.

There are 5 sets of raffle tickets that I’ve created — that way, you can pick the design and color that fits your baby shower:

Baby Items with Colored Backgrounds

48 tickets with 24 different designs

Baby Items with White Backgrounds (saves printer ink – you can also print these on colored paper for variety)

48 tickets with 24 different designs

Baby Animals with White Background

64 tickets with 8 different designs

Baby Animals with Blue Background

48 tickets with 8 different designs

Baby Animals with Pink Background

48 tickets with 8 different designs

All 5 designs are yours FREE!

Free Bonus #2 — $12

Baby Shower Ice Breakers

Ice Breakers are games or activities used to loosen up the guests or to get them to meet each other.

Nobody likes a boring baby shower. If your guests don’t know each other, you should definitely have at least one ice breaker to get the party rolling.

I’ve included 11 exciting ice breakers in this free download, some classic ones and some completely unique. All of them are sure to make everyone LAUGH and get your Baby Shower off to a great start.

Everybody’s a Star for 10 Seconds

Sing to Me

Commonality

Fun Baby Shower?

Whose Line Is It? Baby Shower Style

Around the Room Introductions

Circle of Love

Problems and Solutions

Lullabys and Nursery Rhymes

Let’s Hum

Magic Trick Mom

Free Bonus #3 – $17

50 Baby Shower BINGO Cards

Baby Shower BINGO continues to be a favorite baby shower game. And these lovely cards are sure to be a winner at your shower!

You’ll receive 50 unique game cards with baby-related words, such as “booties,” “Mickey Mouse” and “Mommy” randomly filled in the boxes. Simply cut out the word cards and put them in a hat, print out the number of Bingo cards you need, and enjoy!

Click here to see a larger picture of Baby Shower Bingo

NOTE: THIS GAME IS BRAND NEW AND I WILL START CHARGING FOR IT SOON.

For a limited time, you’ll receive it FREE as a Bonus. But Hurry and Buy Today to take advantage of this offer!

Free Bonus #4 — $13

Baby Shower Ultimate Planner’s Lists

Every baby shower hostess has a lot on her plate when it comes to planning. Lists make her job a lot easier.

That’s why I created the Ultimate Planner’s Lists for the busy hostess. Now you can be organized and relaxed when planning your next baby shower.

Six lists and worksheets that are a MUST-HAVE for easy shower planning are:

Baby Shower Planning Calendar – Starting with 6 Weeks Before the shower and counting down to 15 Minutes Before, this ultimate checklist is vital for staying organized and making sure everything is completed in a timely manner.

Responsibility List for Co-Hosts – Keeping up with the To-Do List for your Co-Hosts will be a snap with this list where you’ll assign responsiblity for the decorations, guest list, games, inviations, etc.

The Budget – It’s important to budget so you don’t spend more than you intend to. With this form, you will estimate your costs and be able to compare them with what you actually spent.

Hostess Must-Have List – This is a checklist of “extras” that you may not think about, but should have at the shower (aspirin, scotch tape, trash bags, etc.)

Guest and RSVP List – Having an organized guest list makes your job of sending invitations and keeping track of RSVPs a whole lot easier.

Shower Gifts – The Mother-to-Be will appreciate this list that keeps track of who brought each shower gift.

What Do These Games Cost? What Should They Cost?

To determine the price for the Baby Shower Games, I looked at several factors. If you were to hire a professional to create your baby shower games, it would cost you at least $40 for just two games. That’s at $10 per hour (a very reasonable price) times 4 hours. And that’s being conservative. Here you have 75 games.

I also looked at the price for purchasing games at a party store. The prices ranged from $5.95 to $24.99 — just for one game!

Based on this information, I arrived at a reasonable and afforadable price of $29.99. I want you to have the “best deal on the web”, so I’ve lowered it to an incredible $24.99!

IMPORTANT UPDATE: The price has been lowered yet again! I’m in the process of performing market testing on the price of my games, so for a limited time, the price is $19 – an unbelievable bargin.

However, please be warned…

I cannot keep the price this low for too long. I want you to know that I WILL raise it after a couple of months of testing.

AND THINK ABOUT THIS: $19 is the price of a pizza and drinks. We’re not talking about a lot of money here. Plus, the best part is you can share the cost of these games with the other hostesses and you get to keep them all for yourself to use at all of your other baby showers! Spread across just five showers, you’re paying under $4 per shower. That’s a BARGAIN!

My Guarantee to You

I insist that you try these baby shower games. Print and use them as many times as you’d like. Because once you’ve tried them, I’m convinced that you’ll NEVER want to send them back!

But, if you are not satisfied with your purchase, you have eight full weeks to let us know. You will receive a full refund – we want you to be happy with your purchase.

Like I said earlier, I’m convinced that these games are the best on the internet, and if you could just see them, print them, and use them, I know you’d feel the same way.

Finally, because you’re entrusting me with your time and confidence, I want you to keep the FOUR BONUSES – Free of Charge – even if you decide to return the Baby Shower Games. That’s a guaranteed gain no matter what you decide!

Common Questions

“I’m at work, how will I be able to download the games onto my computer at home?” You have two options: 1) After payment is made, you will be directed to a web page where you can download the games. Write down the URL of that page (http://www.best-baby….), and go back to it once you get home. 2) Download the games to your work computer, copy them to a CD, then delete the games off your work computer.

“What if I don’t have a color printer or no printer at all?” You’ll need to print them at a friend’s house, your office, or at a printer. You have two options: 1) You can copy the games from your computer onto a CD and bring the CD to a friend’s house. 2) View and print the games online (there is a link where you can do this).

“I don’t know anything about computers. Will downloading the games be easy?” I wrote all of the instructions for the download with you in mind. They are detailed and have pictures of each pop-up involved during the download. If you have problems, you can visit my FAQ page, or contact me by email or telephone for assistance.

“My baby shower is in a few hours. Will I have my games in time?” Yes. As soon as payment is made, you will be directed to a download page – you don’t even have to wait for an email. For high-speed internet users, downloading will take less than a minute. For dial-up internet users, it will take longer, depending on your computer, connection, etc. You can also view and print the games from online, instead of downloading them. This is an especially nice feature if you have dial-up access and need the games immediately. Of course you can still download the games onto your computer in addition to viewing them online.

Again, Here’s What You’ll Receive

75 beautifully-designed Baby Shower Games (189 pages)

FREE – 5 sets of Baby Shower Raffle Tickets (32 pages)

FREE – 11 Baby Shower Ice Breakers (22 pages)

FREE – 50 Unique Baby Shower BINGO Cards (58 pages)

FREE – 6 Baby Shower Ultimate Planner’s Lists (23 pages)

Money-Back Guarantee

The Choice is Simple

Imagine how you’ll feel when your guests rave at how much fun they had. Imagine being the “hit” of all of your baby showers.

Remember — for a limited time, the price is an incredibly low $19 — it will go up soon, so you must act quickly.

To start downloading your baby shower games and bonuses in the next five minutes, click the Blue Order Button Now. IT’S SECURE!

As a reminder, The Best Baby Shower Games package is only available as an electronic download. It’s an executable file (.exe.) that will download and unzip the PDFs to your computer. Available for both Windows and Mac users (Mac users will download pdf files.) The games are from a U.S. perspective, so the games reflect that (for example, U.S. television shows and $ currency.)

Happy Hosting!

Sincerely,

Dana Brigola

P.S. Remember that this Low Price of $19 WILL NOT LAST LONG. I’m in the process of figuring the best price for my product, which means that I will continue to raise my price periodically while performing market evaluations. What this means to you is that you need to hurry and click the blue order button to take advantage of the lower price before it rises again.

P.S.S. Also remember that along with these 75 super-fun baby shower games, you’ll get 4 Awesome Bonuses, valued at $59, ABSOLUTELY FREE, even if you decide to return the games! Some of these bonuses will only be available for a short time — then I’ll start charging for them.

P.P.P.S. Remember that my Guarantee to you is that if you’re not ABSOLUTELY THRILLED with these Baby Shower Games, you have 8 Full Weeks to let me know and I’ll gladly refund your money. I want you to be happy!

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Best Baby Shower Games On The Internet - High Conversion Rate

 Buy Now

    For the Busy Hostess!

(and EVERYONE’S going to be asking for your “Secret” to having such fun and successful showers!)

Choose from 75 UNIQUE, EXCITING and BEAUTIFULLY-DESIGNED baby shower games for your next shower — some you won’t find ANYWHERE else on the web! All games are available for Immediate Download — no “expertise” required. And your Satisfaction is Guaranteed.

I’m convinced that these games are the best on the internet, and if you could just see them, print them, and use them, I know you’d feel the same way.

From: Dana Brigola Thursday, 8:45 a.m.

Dear Fellow Baby Shower Hostess,

You’ve got a baby shower coming up. There’s a pressing question on your mind – “What games will you choose?”

You want baby shower games that will

keep the guests happy

involve everyone

not take hours to create

not cost a bundle

Let’s face it. You’re busy with kids, work, or school – and now you have a baby shower to host. You have too many things to plan and not enough time to get it all done.

These games are a big hit for the hostess who values her time and wants it all! Time is too precious to get caught up for hours on the internet searching for the best games. Your internet research has paid off – you’ve found the best games right here.

This all started when I created a couple of baby shower games for a friend’s baby shower. They were a huge hit with the guests and I was asked by more than one person where I had gotten them. That’s when a light bulb went off – I decided to create these 75 memorable and fun-filled baby shower games for the busy hostess.

I spent over 500 hours personally researching the internet, probing friends for the fun ideas, and creating the best games on the internet.

I even drove my husband nuts: “Honey, can you tell me which font looks best?” His reply: “How am I supposed to know – just pick one.”

Thank You for creating such a useful tool at a low cost. I’ve spent so much money already on everything else and I just wanted to tell you, good job and I’m sure I’ll enjoy everything! 🙂

Michelle Cisneros

My baby shower went great..We played Bingo, baby food tasting , word search and the right/left story. Everyone had a great time and loved the games. Thank you for all the great ideas. This was well worth the investment.

Brenda Nolind

Shower was for my step-sister Kasey. It was on Sunday Aug. 27. We played Baby Work Unscramble, Celebrity Baby Names, Unique Celebrity Baby Names. There were soooooooo many games to choose from! Everyone there really enjoyed the games so of course I told them about your web page & how you can purchase the games & down load them right then & there. Thanks so much! Very cool!

Tiffany Brown, Waynesboro, PA

The baby shower turned out fine and the games was a big hit especially the rice and safety pin game. Thank you for all your help the package was a life saver.

Jo Anne Anderson

Quality, Not Quantity

Have you noticed that some websites offer over 200 games for baby showers? Goodness, that’s a LOT. I checked out some of them and found that the quality of their games was not quite what it should be.

If you’re just interested in purchasing the package with the most games, then this one is not for you. I can’t compete with quantity alone — and I don’t want to.

And think about it, do you really want to preview 200 games? How would you have enough time to do anything else?

I guarantee that you’ll have enough on your plate selecting from the wide range of great games I’m offering. And these are quality games, with quality fonts, and quality images.

I’ve personally selected the best ones for you and created them with lots of TLC (tender loving care). These games are the ones that you’ll go to over and over again.

Games for Multiples Are Here

Is the Mommy-to-Be expecting twins or triplets? If so, you’ll get to pick from several games designed especially for her.

Games like Twins Trivia, Famous Pairs, Famous Trios, and Triple the Fun are sure to make your baby shower a huge hit.

African American Images Are Here

One thing I noticed from other baby shower games websites was the lack of African American graphics on the games. That’s why I created a second version of some of the games, featuring African American images.

There are ten games exclusively with African American images on them. Plus there are several more with images of African American babies appearing with babies of other races.

The rest of the games have generic baby symbols, such as rattles or pacifiers.

Games with African American graphics give you an option to choose the game and image that’s right for your baby shower.

Couples Games Are Here

Throwing a couples shower? No problem. There are several games that specifically have a “Daddy” vibe. Not to mention, men can play just about any of the other games too.

Some couples games are Animal Families, Mothers and Fathers in Genesis, Mommy and Daddy Animals, Celebrity Parents and Kids, Baby Shower Outburst, Baby Shower Scattegories, and Whose Genes Should Baby Get.

Great Mix Between Traditional and One-of-a-Kind Games

When I first started creating these games, I focused on unique, one-of-a-kind games. One girlfriend said, “I love these games, but where is BINGO and Word Unscramble?”

I then realized that a lot of women want these “classics“, so I included the best ones. So if you’re one of the traditionalists, you’ve got your games here.

Examples of some classic games included are Baby Shower Bingo, Baby Word Find, Baby Word Unscramble, What is Mom Wearing, Mystery Baby Food Tasting, Nursery Rhyme Titles, Memory Game, and Draw the Mommy.

For you hostesses that are more intested in one-of-a-kind games, I promise that you’ll find what you’re looking for here. That’s because I created a lot of them myself – from scratch. They’re guaranteed to be original. You won’t find them anywhere else on the web or in a store.

A few of my exclusive games include Baby Shower Sudoku, Lessons of Schoolhouse Rock, Baby on the Big Screen, Baby Names in Geography, Grown in the Wild, Whose Gene’s Should Baby Get, Comic Strip Trivia, and What’s in Common.

Believe me, there’s no shortage of great games for you to choose from.

MY ONLY CONCERN is that you’re going to be overwhelmed and spend too much time trying to decide which of the 75 games you want to play.

Your games made the baby shower more fun and organized. Everone enjoyed the baby bingo and the word scramble. The actual games are printed up in such a colorful way and everyone admired them. We have another baby shower coming up soon, so we plan to use some of the other games. Thankyou for making this part of our shower planning easy and fun.

Peggy Gallery, Wisconsin

Dana: Thank you so much for offering this great product. I was so worried about this shower – you know, same old same old games. What a great time we had! We played probably six different games, but the two that stood out the most were the “Whose Genes” and the “Mr and Mrs Wright” passing game. I had so many compliments and everyone asked where I had gotten the ideas for the games. I gave them your website and I’ll bet they will contact you too! Thanks again.

sLori Boes, Fremont, MI

The baby shower games were great.I used disney songs and a raffle and the best was baby bingo. your site is great thank you so much.

Michelle Sheffler

The games were very easy to look at and print. We really enjoyed the games and the ice breaker ideas. Thanks so much!

Kelly Jett, Scott City, KS

Fun Extras That Make This Package Complete

There are times when you want to create your own games, but need paper to do so. I’ve included several blank, do-it-yourself pages for that purpose.

You’ll find blank pages, lined pages, and half pages with different graphics and designs for you to choose from — including pages for twins, boys, girls, Caucasians and African Americans.

So go ahead, make up your own games with these gorgeous pages!

Also, since many baby showers have children present, you’ll also find several coloring pages to keep the kids busy. They can have a coloring contest or just present the finished picture to the mother-to-be as a memorable gift.

Here’s a Complete List of the 75 Games You’ll Receive:

Animal Families

Animal Mommies

Baby Animal Names

Baby Gift Bingo (2 versions)

Baby Jesus

Baby Letter Race (2 versions)

Baby Moses

Baby Names A to Z

Baby Names in Geography

Baby on the Big Screen

Baby Safety Trivia (2 versions)

Baby Shower Draw

Baby Shower Outburst

Baby Shower Scattegories (2 versions)

Baby Shower Sudoku

Baby Shower Sodoku – Shower Fun

Baby Shower Word Mix

Baby Word Fill in the Blanks (2 versions)

Baby Word Find

Baby Word Unscramble

Baby’s Birthday Predictions (3 versions)

Best Baby Advice

Birth Records

Blank Game Cards (13 versions)

Boy’s Name Word Find

Celebrity Baby Names

Celebrity Parents and Kids

Charlotte’s Web

Children’s Characters

Children’s Stories Crossword Puzzle

Coloring Pages (20 versions)

Comic Strip Trivia

Complete the Nursery Rhyme

Disney Movie Crossword Puzzle

Disney Songs

Disney Who Am I?

Dr. Seuss Trivia

Draw the Baby

Draw the Mommy

Famous Pairs

Famous Trios

Girl’s Name Word Find

Grown in the Wild

Lessons of Schoolhouse Rock

Looney Tunes

Memory Game

Mommy and Daddy Animals

Mothers and Fathers in Genesis

Mystery Baby Food Tasting (2 versions)

Name Meanings

Name Origins

Name That Price

Name the State

Name the TV Kids

New Baby Crossword Puzzle

Newborn Trivia (2 versions)

Numerical Trivia

Nursery Rhyme Titles

Old Testament Brothers

Peanuts Trivia

Right and Left Story

Sesame Street Characters

Signature Scramble

Silly Old Bear

Super Hero Trivia

The Muppet Characters

Toddler TV

Triple the Fun

Twins Trivia

Unique Celebrity Baby Names

What is Mom Wearing?

What’s In a Name?

What’s In Common?

What’s In Your Purse?

Whose Genes Should Baby Get? (2 versions)

Most of these games come with instructions written on a separate page for you to print out (the others are self-explanatory and don’t need instructions). Also, the answers to the games are also available on a separate page, if applicable.

Fast & Easy Electronic Download

There is No Shipping — these games are electronic and are available for immediate download onto your computer. I’ll show you how with step-by-step instructions — it’s fast (less than 1 minute for users with high-speed internet access) and VERY easy.

There is No Expiration on these games — BUYER BEWARE: some websites give you a password to access the games you buy, and after a certain time period, BAM! You can’t access your games anymore! Now, if I paid good money for some games, I would want to have them permanently, wouldn’t you?

Once you buy these baby shower games, the entire set will be downloaded onto your own computer. That way, you can access and print them whenever you want, as many times as you want. There’s no expiration date, so if you need them for another baby shower 5 years from now, they are right at your fingertips!

The shower was great. We played celebrity baby names, bingo, Mr. and Mrs. Wright, Animal baby goups, and identify the baby food. Eveyone wanted to continue to play bingo so we played twice. The big hit was the Mr. and Mrs. Wright game. The games really made the party flow.

Angela Sherick, Los Angeles, CA

Dana- The shower was great and everyone had a fun time! The baby bingo was a hit…my only suggestion is to modify it for a smaller number of people say up to 25 and/or 25 to 50. There were about 15 in attendance and there were many that I called that no one had due to the number of cards handed out vs. number of words in word bank…but it was still fun:) Contact me anytime for feedback or help:) Thanks-

Kristy, Indianapolis, Indiana

The baby shower was great- we did Baby Shower Bingo and the word scramble thanks for the great website!

Lisa Barbosa

HI DANA! I love all your games, I’m giving a baby shower for my daughterinlaw.She already have a little girl ,So this time around she will be haveing a son. But I did not give her a shower and had no idea about games and other ideas so you are a big help. Again great purchase for me thank you. Aloha Jackie!!!!!

Jackie Cadiirao

Super Bonuses, Valued at $59 – Yours FREE – Just for Trying These Baby Shower Games

I’m going to “Sweeten the Deal” for you. Everybody loves FREE things – I know I sure do. I want to entice you to try out these Baby Shower Games because I know you’ll be 100% Satisfied – and so will your guests.

Free Bonus #1 — $17

Baby Shower Raffle Tickets

Raffle tickets are very popular at baby showers these days for door prizes. They can be passed out to each guest, or used to raise money for the Mom-to-Be and the new baby (simply ask guests to purchase the raffle tickets, usually for $1 to $5 each.)

Each ticket has its own unique raffle number. You decide whether you want to call out a number or a name for the prize.

There are 5 sets of raffle tickets that I’ve created — that way, you can pick the design and color that fits your baby shower:

Baby Items with Colored Backgrounds

48 tickets with 24 different designs

Baby Items with White Backgrounds (saves printer ink – you can also print these on colored paper for variety)

48 tickets with 24 different designs

Baby Animals with White Background

64 tickets with 8 different designs

Baby Animals with Blue Background

48 tickets with 8 different designs

Baby Animals with Pink Background

48 tickets with 8 different designs

All 5 designs are yours FREE!

Free Bonus #2 — $12

Baby Shower Ice Breakers

Ice Breakers are games or activities used to loosen up the guests or to get them to meet each other.

Nobody likes a boring baby shower. If your guests don’t know each other, you should definitely have at least one ice breaker to get the party rolling.

I’ve included 11 exciting ice breakers in this free download, some classic ones and some completely unique. All of them are sure to make everyone LAUGH and get your Baby Shower off to a great start.

Everybody’s a Star for 10 Seconds

Sing to Me

Commonality

Fun Baby Shower?

Whose Line Is It? Baby Shower Style

Around the Room Introductions

Circle of Love

Problems and Solutions

Lullabys and Nursery Rhymes

Let’s Hum

Magic Trick Mom

Free Bonus #3 – $17

50 Baby Shower BINGO Cards

Baby Shower BINGO continues to be a favorite baby shower game. And these lovely cards are sure to be a winner at your shower!

You’ll receive 50 unique game cards with baby-related words, such as “booties,” “Mickey Mouse” and “Mommy” randomly filled in the boxes. Simply cut out the word cards and put them in a hat, print out the number of Bingo cards you need, and enjoy!

Click here to see a larger picture of Baby Shower Bingo

NOTE: THIS GAME IS BRAND NEW AND I WILL START CHARGING FOR IT SOON.

For a limited time, you’ll receive it FREE as a Bonus. But Hurry and Buy Today to take advantage of this offer!

Free Bonus #4 — $13

Baby Shower Ultimate Planner’s Lists

Every baby shower hostess has a lot on her plate when it comes to planning. Lists make her job a lot easier.

That’s why I created the Ultimate Planner’s Lists for the busy hostess. Now you can be organized and relaxed when planning your next baby shower.

Six lists and worksheets that are a MUST-HAVE for easy shower planning are:

Baby Shower Planning Calendar – Starting with 6 Weeks Before the shower and counting down to 15 Minutes Before, this ultimate checklist is vital for staying organized and making sure everything is completed in a timely manner.

Responsibility List for Co-Hosts – Keeping up with the To-Do List for your Co-Hosts will be a snap with this list where you’ll assign responsiblity for the decorations, guest list, games, inviations, etc.

The Budget – It’s important to budget so you don’t spend more than you intend to. With this form, you will estimate your costs and be able to compare them with what you actually spent.

Hostess Must-Have List – This is a checklist of “extras” that you may not think about, but should have at the shower (aspirin, scotch tape, trash bags, etc.)

Guest and RSVP List – Having an organized guest list makes your job of sending invitations and keeping track of RSVPs a whole lot easier.

Shower Gifts – The Mother-to-Be will appreciate this list that keeps track of who brought each shower gift.

What Do These Games Cost? What Should They Cost?

To determine the price for the Baby Shower Games, I looked at several factors. If you were to hire a professional to create your baby shower games, it would cost you at least $40 for just two games. That’s at $10 per hour (a very reasonable price) times 4 hours. And that’s being conservative. Here you have 75 games.

I also looked at the price for purchasing games at a party store. The prices ranged from $5.95 to $24.99 — just for one game!

Based on this information, I arrived at a reasonable and afforadable price of $29.99. I want you to have the “best deal on the web”, so I’ve lowered it to an incredible $24.99!

IMPORTANT UPDATE: The price has been lowered yet again! I’m in the process of performing market testing on the price of my games, so for a limited time, the price is $19 – an unbelievable bargin.

However, please be warned…

I cannot keep the price this low for too long. I want you to know that I WILL raise it after a couple of months of testing.

AND THINK ABOUT THIS: $19 is the price of a pizza and drinks. We’re not talking about a lot of money here. Plus, the best part is you can share the cost of these games with the other hostesses and you get to keep them all for yourself to use at all of your other baby showers! Spread across just five showers, you’re paying under $4 per shower. That’s a BARGAIN!

My Guarantee to You

I insist that you try these baby shower games. Print and use them as many times as you’d like. Because once you’ve tried them, I’m convinced that you’ll NEVER want to send them back!

But, if you are not satisfied with your purchase, you have eight full weeks to let us know. You will receive a full refund – we want you to be happy with your purchase.

Like I said earlier, I’m convinced that these games are the best on the internet, and if you could just see them, print them, and use them, I know you’d feel the same way.

Finally, because you’re entrusting me with your time and confidence, I want you to keep the FOUR BONUSES – Free of Charge – even if you decide to return the Baby Shower Games. That’s a guaranteed gain no matter what you decide!

Common Questions

“I’m at work, how will I be able to download the games onto my computer at home?” You have two options: 1) After payment is made, you will be directed to a web page where you can download the games. Write down the URL of that page (http://www.best-baby….), and go back to it once you get home. 2) Download the games to your work computer, copy them to a CD, then delete the games off your work computer.

“What if I don’t have a color printer or no printer at all?” You’ll need to print them at a friend’s house, your office, or at a printer. You have two options: 1) You can copy the games from your computer onto a CD and bring the CD to a friend’s house. 2) View and print the games online (there is a link where you can do this).

“I don’t know anything about computers. Will downloading the games be easy?” I wrote all of the instructions for the download with you in mind. They are detailed and have pictures of each pop-up involved during the download. If you have problems, you can visit my FAQ page, or contact me by email or telephone for assistance.

“My baby shower is in a few hours. Will I have my games in time?” Yes. As soon as payment is made, you will be directed to a download page – you don’t even have to wait for an email. For high-speed internet users, downloading will take less than a minute. For dial-up internet users, it will take longer, depending on your computer, connection, etc. You can also view and print the games from online, instead of downloading them. This is an especially nice feature if you have dial-up access and need the games immediately. Of course you can still download the games onto your computer in addition to viewing them online.

Again, Here’s What You’ll Receive

75 beautifully-designed Baby Shower Games (189 pages)

FREE – 5 sets of Baby Shower Raffle Tickets (32 pages)

FREE – 11 Baby Shower Ice Breakers (22 pages)

FREE – 50 Unique Baby Shower BINGO Cards (58 pages)

FREE – 6 Baby Shower Ultimate Planner’s Lists (23 pages)

Money-Back Guarantee

The Choice is Simple

Imagine how you’ll feel when your guests rave at how much fun they had. Imagine being the “hit” of all of your baby showers.

Remember — for a limited time, the price is an incredibly low $19 — it will go up soon, so you must act quickly.

To start downloading your baby shower games and bonuses in the next five minutes, click the Blue Order Button Now. IT’S SECURE!

As a reminder, The Best Baby Shower Games package is only available as an electronic download. It’s an executable file (.exe.) that will download and unzip the PDFs to your computer. Available for both Windows and Mac users (Mac users will download pdf files.) The games are from a U.S. perspective, so the games reflect that (for example, U.S. television shows and $ currency.)

Happy Hosting!

Sincerely,

Dana Brigola

P.S. Remember that this Low Price of $19 WILL NOT LAST LONG. I’m in the process of figuring the best price for my product, which means that I will continue to raise my price periodically while performing market evaluations. What this means to you is that you need to hurry and click the blue order button to take advantage of the lower price before it rises again.

P.S.S. Also remember that along with these 75 super-fun baby shower games, you’ll get 4 Awesome Bonuses, valued at $59, ABSOLUTELY FREE, even if you decide to return the games! Some of these bonuses will only be available for a short time — then I’ll start charging for them.

P.P.P.S. Remember that my Guarantee to you is that if you’re not ABSOLUTELY THRILLED with these Baby Shower Games, you have 8 Full Weeks to let me know and I’ll gladly refund your money. I want you to be happy!