#Disney HENCHMEN
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Alright, analysis and speculation time for Big City Greens!
As we know, Chip basically kidnapped Greg and he's being forced to work for him again.
Now, if there's one thing we know about Disney, a few Disney villains' henchmen turn against their respective villains.
Some of the main examples I can think of are Anastasia, Kronk, and Gideon.
With this in mind, there's a good possibility that Greg may do the same to Chip.
Although it's up for speculation, there are a few reasons I can think of as to why he'd turn against Chip.
Being mistreated by Chip (similar to Kronk and Iago), he's just had enough of Chip's antics.
As a parallel to Chip, he's asked by (probably Cricket or another Green family member) about what he makes him happy/what he wants to do. Which results in him reflecting and undoing an important part of Chip's plan.
He straight up thinks Chip's newest plan is a step way too far/dangerous, so he willingly unravels his plan before anyone is seriously hurt or killed.
Using Disney's history here, I see it mostly stemming from one of these three, but who knows what will happen.
Although at the same time, in "No Escape" it seems like he's almost okay with helping Chip, even encouraging him to go back to the deeper voice that sounds evil.
Even with this in mind, I still think there's a chance it'll happen.
(He could just be really gullible too and Chip just took advantage of that. Maybe that's why he chose Greg over Rose? IDK, I'm just speculating here.)
Back to the main topic: Now, If Greg does turn against him, Chip. Will. Be infuriated.
The entire reason why he even went to Greg in the first place was because he knows everyone's against him.
So if the only pawn he has left turns against him, it'll send him over the edge. And who knows what he'll do if that happens.
We've seen him make some impulsive decisions when things don't go his way so now I'm just left wondering what the future holds taking this into consideration.
#don't mind me#just speculating here#it's all I do#I wonder what Chip's plan is after this#hmmm#random fandom stuff#fandom speculation#speculation#analysis#my analysis#bcg#big city greens#big city greens season 4#chip whistler#greg#wholesome greg#villains#disney villains#disney henchmen#kronk#anastasia tremaine#little gideon#disney cartoons
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#tumblr polls#bacca speaks#disney henchmen#disney#animated movies only#fuck the live action versions#i even put the options in chronological order by release lol#had to recreate because the first time i fucked up the duration and apparently ampersands don't url decode once posted
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I have a Roo thought for you 😅😅😆
Imagine the Roo's dressing up as the Lion King's Hyena trio for Halloween XD Rena is obviously Shenzi and she & King (as Banzai) get totally into it; are making dumb jokes and cackling all night, while Ryan's Ed is just completely uncharacteristically silent and scowly, drinking whiskey or something XD
What Disney henchmen/or/sidekicks do you think your WFRR OC's might dress up as for Halloween? XD
(*cough* Lottie would turn up as full-on Scar.)
I need you to know that I literally squealed when I saw this notification. ROO THOUGHTS!!!
Oh my god XDDD yes. I love this. This is probably the one time King actually chose to get specially dressed up for the night XD I need Ryan being all grumpy in his hyena outfit watching his sister and in-law make fools of himself XD (if Maya was still around, she could have been Zazu? Or one of the background hyenas so Ryan won't be alone ^^ XD) And Lottie showing up as Scar is PERFECT!
Ohhh which sidekicks my OC's would dress up as?? Hm...
Ben: Doesn't dress up for Halloween in general, so I can't see him making an exception here. He's such a spoil sport (though, I do imagine him dressing up as The King of Hearts, even if he's not exactly a sidekick).
Henry: oh Henry would absolutely dress up as Honest John or Br'er Fox. C'mon, it's right there!!! He can laugh about the irony XD I can also see him pulling off Sir Hiss' outfit (even though it's just a hat and cloak XD), possibly the Sheriff of Nottinham? Might be too flashy for him though 🤔 (how would Rena react to Henry dressed up so handsomely like John or the Sheriff? 😏)
Moony: I can also see him wearing the Sheriff' royal garb- except he'd bring more muscle to the look XD KRONK!!! He could pull off a Kronk costume!! He's got a similar build to the guy anyway. Ohh he could be one of Captain Hook's pirates, too! Or maybe Scroop. It'd be easy, that alien only wears a cap and a vest. Moony can do that~ 😏
Poppy: I can actually totally see her dressing up as LeFou- either version. She'd look cute in the little French man's suit, I bet ^^ she could also pull off a Sir Hiss look, too! And with how small she is, it could look like those adorable designs of tiny characters with big and wide cloaks!! 🥹 ohh maybe she and Shiny can dress up as Anastasia and Drizella?
Shiny: Ok technically Pixar isn't the same as Disney, but Shiny would pull off Ken's outfits, with Barbie's spunk! It doesn't help that I've imagined her interrogating/torturing Greasy the same way Barbie does Ken XDD (also Shiny would be caught wearing her heels through her disguise, even if it's an astronaut suit XD). She also has soooo many burlesque outfits with feathers and fur; she can put her own spin on the animal sidekicks, such as Diablo or the Cheshire Cat (I am terrified of the prospect of a sexy Iago costume 😭)
Terry: Jasper and Horace. But they're so close enough to his style, everyone assumes he's just dressed as normal XD bro has to explain his own costume 🥲
If the weasels can count; Shiny is absolutely putting her own spin on Greasys suit (an open buttoned blouse instead of a pink tie, for one 😏), Moony can be Stu, he's the only one who can wear the shirt and carry the bat comfortably XD Henry called dibs on Smartass' suit, so Poppy wears Psycho's straightjacket (it looks comfy so she'd be happy either way. But I also think she could pull off SA's suit). Terry can be Wheezy, and Ben can be one of the deleted weasels XD
Thank you for asking! This was fun to think about!! ^^
#omg Greasy and Psycho reacting to their ladies wearing their outfits#i can only imagine how excited theyd get XD#asks#other people's ocs#Kingston Kangaroo#Rena Roo#Ryan Roo#Lottie Weasel#my own OC's#Henry Foxworth#Moony Wolf#Ben Cottontail#Poppy#Shiny Weasel#Terry Ratt. T#disney villains#disney henchmen#wfrr#who framed roger rabbit#tooniverse
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I know there's a lot of talk about Disney princess' hanging out, but I was wondering what villains you think would get along with each other, and also what hench people, for reasons that are beyond me I'm absolutely taken with the idea of Iago and Creeper interacting.
Ok! Took a bit but I think I figured out how they’d all line up
So Queen Grimhilde, Maleficent and Lady Tremaine I think would actually all get a long. Not really friends but they do respect each other’s power (and pettiness against young innocent girls) and I can see them being allied in any sort of dark plans.
( Maleficent’s definitely the most powerful but she can respect a woman with power as long as they’re not going up against her. And Lady Tremaine if we include Cinderella 3 actually also has a pretty powerful dark magic ability once you get a wand in her hand so I think she fits here as well)
After them there’s the group I actually think would have fun together though they’d also totally all be down to stab eachother in the back if needed and they all know it:
Ursula, Yzma, Jafar, Dr Facilier, and sometimes Hades. He wants to be the Boss since he’s a god so he has a harder time working together but they all have the same sort of ‘wealing dealing having fun while ruining lives energy’ and I think they’d have terrible evil fun
Gothel, Cruella and Madame Medusa I can kinda see in this too. They’re looked down on by the others as they don’t have magic (or arnt very good at it in Gothel’s case) and they’re all so self obsessed they don’t play well together but they gravitate together because of this?
The Queen of Hearts finds Madam Mim hilarious and Mim likes her manic energy and the Morva witches sometimes hangout with them too when they deign to hangout with anyone besides themselves.
Hook and Long John obviously bond over being pirates though they have very different views on children—though John kinda gives leeway for going after an immortal kid who cuts your hand off
Rourke, Clayton , Radcliffe and Sykes all get drinks together sometimes though they’re not really friends as each thinks they’re secretly better then all the others—Gaston sometimes gets in on the group to talk guns and the army and making shady deals to get what you want but his running egotistical dialogue usually gets him booted out after a while
That’s when he usually gets taken aside for more drinks by Mcleach who also tries to talk to Clayton and non half drunk Gaston about hunting but Clayton thinks he’s a low class tramp and doesn’t give him the time of day and sober Gaston finds his lizard creepy.
The only person who actually likes Mcleach’s company is Alameda Slim, (the only fun part of that aweful cow movie) and Mcleach is the only one who likes his yodeling
The Horned King is above anything so mundane as friendship with any of these petty sorcerers and wouldn’t deign to hangout with mere witch women, let alone human mortals, so he just molders somewhere. Sometimes he’ll speak with the Coachman as a fellow demon.
Frollo also sees himself as above everyone else for a mirad of reasons and so keeps to himself—though he usually does end up glaring (ogling) various of the witches. Gothel and him would honestly probably get along great if he could get over the witch thing. They have similar parenting styles.
Edgar and Amos Slade, despite being very different types of men bond over being the only actually normal sane-ish people in the villain pub and hating animals
(And Scar, Shere Khan, and Ratigan are all in the back hanging out as well—the first two probably try and eat Ratigan at some point)
Per the sidekicks, I offer this video, to which I would add Mr Snoops but is honestly how I see them all getting along:
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Edit: Oh Yeah Hans!
Ummmm honestly I think Hans (pre my Frozen 3 storyline where he learns the follies of making shady deals with spooky magic users) also thinks he’s above the rest of the villains being a prince and all but he definitely tries to get in good with any and all of them he thinks could help him get him power and honor and such. I think Gaston actually likes him tbh, the rest of them either think he’s fake and look down on him for it or think he’s fake and can admire his initiative/ acting skills
#disney#disney villains#disney sidekicks#Disney henchmen#disney crossover#patty cake productions#disney headcanons
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So I made a update version of my Pokémon au teams for pain, panic and neurosis, and their OC little siblings paranoia and hope as well as for hades too.
But I’ll explain abit about how each character is with their pokemon, and the Pokémon choices are based on my Disney Hercules headcons.
Also the green travel buddies on some of the Pokémon mean that, the Pokémon that has the green dot means it’s basically like ash’s pikachu and is always with them travelling.
Let’s start off with pain:
Most of his Pokémon choices are due to my headcons example: blitzle and tsareena is basically due to my headcon of ship of pain x Pegasus and pain x tele (oc).
pain is accident prone so he has a lot of caring or healing or just protective pokemon.
Most of the choices are to fit with pain’s personality and hobbies especially from headcons: he likes to cook and bake so an alcreamie fits perfectly, where as munchlax and impidimp remind me a lot of pain in body shape and colors.
And since in my headcons he is the caretaker for the hydra where as panic is for Cerberus, neurosis is the harpies, hope is pokey’s care taker (the families pet gold fleece sheep), and paranoia take care of the underworld fire hounds (basically they’re ares’s dogs of war breed but underworld and look abit like Cerberus only one head but sometimes have 2 as that is a 50/50 chance of happening when breeding them) so that’s why he has the three headed dragon Pokémon ^^;
Time for neurosis:
Like pain most of my choices revolved around headcons, hobbies from said headcons or from canon show or movie and that the Pokémon reminded me of or would fit well with the character:
but neurosis’s goodra and frostlass fight constantly as like ash’s bayleaf they love him, but abra has neurosis’s 24/7 attention due to it’s basically a baby, most of his Pokémon are used in the anime or games to help relax pokemon so he has a lot of fairy or grass type as their sweet scent from their flowers helps him focus.
neurosis is also very stealthy as in his episode he goes almost unseen till phil sees him when Hercules was fighting the man eating mares, so Pokémon that are stealthy, fast or hard to see or notice are the best choices for him
His dusk lycanrock is a reference to my ship for him: neurosis x mayhem (oc) and floette is a reference to: neurosis x clover (oc)
And his frigibax is from my headcon he can breath a cool mist like breath and breath fire but he’ll mostly use mist breath to make people nervous.
And the bravairy is referring to in my headcons his pet harpie: avara
Ok now for panic:
Most of his Pokémon choices are like neurosis and pain’s from my Disney Hercules headcons or they fit with the character.
Like neurosis panic has Pokémon have moves or have a tendency to help to relax and focus, he however also has Pokémon that like pain are protective of their trainer.
Scyther and finizen are referring to my ships: panic x Hermes and panic x Lethe (oc)
Panic is show in the series to be a good fighter so Pokémon that aren’t that strong pre evolution but after they evolve are most of Pokémon like chardet, frokie, etc.
I didn’t give panic a Pokémon to reference the family pet Cerberus where as pain and neurosis as well as hope and paranoia do have a reference Pokémon for their family pets they care for, because hades own mostly Cerberus, but I gave him leafeon as it’s grass type smell helps him focus.
His morgrem joined him as a impidimp and kinda thought panic was it’s parent due to their skin colors matching.
Time for hades:
I think the choices speak for themselves ^^;
Dispute his Pokémon’s looks His Pokémon are very parental and gentle  with hades’s kids and their Pokémon. And if you seen my headcon that hades’s is pain, panic and neurosis, hope and paranoia’s father you would know hades’s was as good adopted parent till his bipolar temper disorder got the best of him, but pain and panic (later neurosis, hope and paranoia) learn hades really doesn’t mean it as he will check them over for injury if he hits them by accident while in raged.
#disney hercules#pain and panic#disney pain and panic#disney hades#disney neurosis#disney hercules oc#disney henchmen#i honestly like pokemon au things#pokemon
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expressed this sentiment before but I like when there’s 2 bad guys and they’re shaped like this
for examples
#just me being dumb#super mario#disney#sonic the hedgehog#adventures of sonic the hedgehog#rocky and friends#rocky and bullwinkle#cyberchase#101 dalmatians#hercules#kaput and zösky#not tagging all these mfs this was enough trouble...#wanted to include spider queen’s henchmen from billy & mandy#but could get literally no good shots#also ig the aunts from james & the giant peach
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Saw this and immediately thought of this
#Hercules#pain and panic#Hercules pain and panic#Disney Hercules#Hades#Disney villain#villains henchmen#Disney Hades
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Spooky season Cuphead Head cannons!
- cuphead downs his Halloween candy the night of, Mugman saves his (this is actually canon)
- Elder kettle makes the boys check their candy (if the wrappers opened they can’t eat it- if ykyk)
- cuphead tells Mugman scary stories after trick or treating, in the middle of the night Mugman sneaks into Cuphead’s room and they have a sibling sleep over (older sibling and younger sibling vibes Fr- cuphead is older canon)
-Chalice loves scary movies, Mugman doesn’t. Cuphead claims to like scary movies but only because he wants to impress chalice, in the end he’s the biggest cry baby.
- cuphead and Mugman watch old Disney Halloween cartoons all October
- cuphead has def dressed up as Dirk Dangerous for Halloween
- chalice, Cuphead and Mugman play ding dong ditch
- the devil, king dice and henchmen actually love Halloween. And not just because they get to terrify mortals but they love dressing up and getting candy. (Devil has def convinced King dice to do a couple costume with him)
- Baroness gets really lonely on Halloween because before she was trapped in sugar land, millions of people would come to her house to trick or treat because she had the best candy
- briney beard and Cala Maria win all the couple costume contests (close call with devil and dice)
- cuphead and Mugman use chalice (in her ghost form) to cheat at corn mazes
- Cuphead screams back at scare actors at haunted hayrides (it’s his reflex)
- when cuphead, Mugman and chalice go apple picking they throw apples at each other over the trees. (Mugman ends up getting hit by an apple and cries)
PLS FEEL FREE TO DRAW ANY OF THESE! JUST TAG ME!
#cuphead#mugman#the cuphead show#ms chalice#elder kettle#disney#netflix#happy halloweeeeeeen#spooky season#devil cuphead#king dice#henchmen#baroness von bon bon#cala maria
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every time they talk i can just picture both of them are doing the [camera zooms in on them very closely] thing except for very different reasons.
#also please i love curtain trying to do his whole evil ominous thing and jeepers over here is just like [sweating] uhhh#truly hilarious henchmen representation#ld curtain#jeffers#ledroptha curtain#mr curtain#mbs disney#the mysterious benedict society#mysterious benedict society#mbs#tmbs#tvarchive#usergif#userairam#chewieblog#userbbelcher#smallscreensource#adaptationsdaily#nathaniel benedict#disneyedit#jeepers#jeffers mbs#userstream#usersource#useroptional#tvfilmgifs#dailytvfilmgifs#cinematv#tvedit#tony hale
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Henchmen - Sasha Oogie
Ivan Oogie’s 8 year old sister, who happily follows the footsteps of her brother. She is as sadistic and vile as Ivan, albeit with more of a childish way of doing things. She sees her job as a very fun game, one which she always wins.
She loves torturing people and uses her room to have deranged tea parties, where the victim drinks acid and spiders.
She is very protective of her dollies. Touch them and you die.
Ivan is protective of Sasha, and frowns on Prince Kiran’s crush on her. Mylene on the other hand, teaches her how to use her cuteness and charms to get him to do what she wants. She sees Mylene as the coolest big sister ever, and teases Ivan about his love for his girlfriend.
Even as a baby, she helped Ivan kill and eat their parents. She found them to be stick in the muds.
Wanna play a game? Sasha makes for such a great helper, and you’ll see more of her soon. Thanks to Weeby for making her character, serious kudos to her. As always, reblog, reply, ask and post to lemme know what you thought. @artzychic27 @msweebyness
#sasha bruel#sasha#oogie boogie#the nightmare before christmas#nightmare before christmas#miraculous ladybug#miraculous#class of villainy#disney au#disney#henchmen
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"The Knight and the Princess" (2019)
The Djinn, Shamhourish and... I can't find the other one's name.
I'm truly at a lost to decide if these were the best or worst characters in the movie. In any case, you can take a shot every time they rip-off something from Disney, Don Bluth or DreamWorks.
Oh yeah, and some of the jokes and imagery are...a demonstration of differing cultural values regarding what's appropriate for a kid's movie.
#the knight and the princess 2019#djinn#genie#henchmen#sidekick#comic relief#cartoon#animated#satyr#faun#animation#hitler#nazi#churchill#abraham lincoln#slavery#freedom#problematic#disney#dreamworks#don bluth#ripoff#realm#demon#heffalump#dumbo#mockbuster#pain and panic
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Mike Ploog The Black Cauldron Henchmen Character Design Concept Art (Walt Disney, 1985)
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I lowkey have a soft spot for Pain and Panic, specifically Pain. Though I'm pretty sure that's just because his actor voiced Nosy in the Lilo and Stitch series and other neat characters. XD Panic's pretty cute too though honestly. Hoping to draw them someday!
#anyways i just really like demons and henchmen and you can't go wrong with demonic henchmen! >:3#pain and panic#hercules#disney#disney hercules#pain#panic#personal
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incorrect quotes of hades and his boys part 2
neurosis: I'm gonna need a skull but you can't ask why. hades: Only if you also don't ask why. hades: *pulls four pristine skulls out of their bag* neurosis: ... neurosis, grabbing a skull: This one will do, thanks dad.
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pain: Which way did panic go? neurosis: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess they went left. pain: You could really figure it out from that? neurosis: No, you idiot, panic sent me a text. See?
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panic: Do you need help getting up? pain: Nah, I'm cool down here on the floor.
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neurosis: What's that? hades: Chocolate. neurosis: What's chocolate? hades: Candy. you never had it before? neurosis: "shakes head" hades: "lets neurosis have his chocolate bar"
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panic: You disgust me. pain: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don’t care.
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neurosis: Hey, how did my phone break? pain: You had a tooth pulled yesterday. neurosis: And? hades: you were still loopy from the drugs so You threw it. neurosis: Why? persephone: You turned on airplane mode and kept screaming “FLY DAMN YOU!” neurosis: And why didn’t you stop me?! panic: We were busy laughing our asses off.
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panic: neurosis��� neurosis: Oh no, 'neurosis' in B flat. neurosis: You're disappointed.
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Kidnapper: I have one of your kids. hades: Which one? I have 5. Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up. hades: Which one? I have 5. pain, distantly: HEY!!!
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pain: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to kick your ass.
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neurosis, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots. pain, in line behind them: Dear Gods, just do a strong energy drink.
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pain, throwing a pokeball at hades: dad!, I choose you! hades, not looking up from their book and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.
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pain: neurosis is a perfect cinnamon scone who’s never done anything wrong in their entire life! panic: Never done anything wrong?! didn't he accidently mixed our laundry and our stuff had each others colors!
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hades: That's it, you're grounded! pain, no desert for you! neurosis, no cuddles for you! panic, no papa snuggle time for you! And persephone... oh gods on Olympus, is there anything that you love? persephone: gardening?. hades: No gardening for you. persephone: I was going to say "we're having veggie and meat stew," but I guess that's off the table, also why am I getting punished when asked you if they could go out and get some stuff...plus we're the same age equivalent babe.
hades: "still getting used to being a father" uhhh....
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neurosis: Here are two pictures. One of them is your bedroom, and the other is a garbage dumpster. Can you tell which is which? pain: pain: This one is the dumpster. neurosis: They’re both our bedroom, and Panic twisted his ankle tripping on YOUR stuff.
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neurosis: I'm tired. pain: You slept for three hours last night! Why are you surprised?! neurosis: I'm not surprised. I just wanted to complain about it.
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neurosis: I’m so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now. persephone: Uh, panic and pain are not getting along. neurosis: yeah but when don't siblings wanna try to kill each other. persephone: You may have a point.
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neurosis: Wanna hear some dark humor. pain: Yeah, I love dark humor. neurosis: Alright. neurosis: *Turns off the lights* neurosis: Knock knock. pain: Turn the damn lights back on.
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panic, talking to neurosis: Well neurosis, whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘would pain do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing. neurosis: … pain, from the distance: He's not wrong though!
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neurosis: baby or not, sometimes it’s nice being held. hades: Are you okay. "hugs his missing son closer as he was in the middle of a panic attack and he picked him up and held him"
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hades: You need a hobby. pain: I have a hobby! hades: Fawning over your baby brothers isn’t a hobby.
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pain: You know, when I first met you, I really didn’t like you. neurosis, after a moment: …I thought there was going to be another half to that sentence? pain: Nope!
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pain: Do you guys want to see a butterfly? panic: Ooh, yes please! neurosis, with their laptop open: I'm not going to stop working to look at a stupid bug! pain: It's not a bug though... neurosis: ... panic: ... neurosis: Well I still don't want to see. panic, realizing: Please don't throw- pain: Whee! *throws a stick of butter*
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pain: My only talent is being stress. neurosis: Don't you mean stressed? pain: No.
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panic: I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have.
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*pain is cleaning the house and they find an empty bottle of orange juice* pain: Clear orange juice? pain: Oh, it's empty. panic, who has been watching the entire time: I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot.
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pain: What's wrong with you? neurosis: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and high anxiety.
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neurosis: Shouldn't get stressed out, it's not good for the baby. panic: What baby? neurosis, crying a bit: Me.
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panic, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs? neurosis: It means like in hand-to-hand combat. panic: Ohhhh- pain: Both of you get out of this kitchen.
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pain: What if mayonnaise came in cans? panic: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal. neurosis: Good morning to everyone except these two people.
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panic: Can I have some? pain, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it.
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neurosis: What are you planning to do? pain: Hey, now. "Planning"?! Do you KNOW who you're talking to?!
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pain: *closes a cabinet* *a crash is heard behind the cabinet door* panic: What was that? pain: The sound of someone else's problem.
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hades: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone. pain: Mine just says "pain no." hades: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
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pain, standing between panic and neurosis who are trying not to laugh as their at a festival and a guy pointed out pain's height: Did you just call me a shrimp, you asshole?! I'm still growing, dammit!
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neurosis: ...This is one of those moments where it doesn't really matter what I have to say, isn't it?
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neurosis: I’m not lazy, I just find it hard to put effort into things I’m not passionate about. panic: What are you passionate about? neurosis: Sleeping.
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neurosis: Like, no offense to myself and all, but what the fuck am I actually doing? "trying to sneak though the harpy stables while they are asleep other wise they will put him in a nest and won't let him leave again"
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panic: I'm bored. pain: Wanna do some tickle torture?? panic: Sure! hades, hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that feather down! Put neurosis down!! I don't wanna clean up after another tickle till they pee accident again!
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(this is based on the games grumps clip mark zuckerberg if you wanna look it up on youtube and i felt it fit pain perfectly as arin but i disney hercules-ized it)
neurosis: Hey, pain? pain, playing a video game with the squad: What? neurosis: Can I share something with you from earlier today? pain: Wh- what is it, neurosis? neurosis: Well, I sent you a text early in the morning. pain: Mhm. neurosis: Because I have to go out of town for a weekend this month. And, so I was like- I won't give specific dates, but I was like, do you have any preference whether I go this weekend or the next weekend? pain: Yeah? neurosis: Your response. pain: *trying not to crack up* neurosis: At 9:30 in the morning. neurosis: "motherfucking centaurs and satyrs gods on olympus motherfucking Facebook movie tartrus can you believe this shit" pain: *laughing* neurosis: No- no- no punctuation. Random capitalization. pain: You just made me dieeee... neurosis: So I respond, "I have no idea what we're talking about right now." neurosis: 45 minutes pass. I get a text from you. neurosis: "gods damn created Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking ares' twins goddamn rowing the styx boat fuck yo shit i cant even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck centaurs and satyrs man" pain: *wheezing with laughter* neurosis: I respond "pain, you're scaring me." An hour passes- neurosis: You respond, "motherfucking Icarus icarus you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking built shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit centaurs and satyrs" neurosis: "im very tired" pain: *struggling to breathe* neurosis: And- and I'm just like, "No- no worries, pain, I'll- I'll do most of the talking at the hangout today-" neurosis: IMMEDIATE, like, response, like I'm talking 5 seconds later, neurosis: "no man ill just talk all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck centaurs and satyrs man they fucked over icarus crazy ares' twins rowing the styx boat or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook I don't like dying I can't think of who the fuck invented Facebook All I can think is who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook" neurosis: And then, in all capital letters, two hours later, pain: *falling over with laughter* neurosis: "PAN THE SATYR!"
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pain: Ask me anything. Go ahead, I'll give you a straight answer. panic: Why are we so fucking awesome? pain: That's the best fucking question anybody's ever asked.
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panic: neurosis, why is pain intruding on our cuddle time? pain: neurosis, why is panic intruding on our cuddle time? neurosis, in distress: Please… stop being so protective of me… i only have 2 hands
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hades: What did you two do? pain: panic: hades: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to your mother again or not.
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neurosis: The last time we went to an urgent care clinic, me and my brothers checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.
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*While planning to break in somewhere to get panic who was captured* pain: Hey, let's do "Get Help!" neurosis: What? pain: "Get Help." neurosis: No. pain: C'mon, you love it! neurosis: no, I hate it. pain: It's great! It works every time! neurosis: It's humiliating. pain: Do you have a better plan? neurosis: No. pain: We're doing it! neurosis: We are not doing "Get Help!" *A Minute Later* pain, carrying neurosis: Get help! Please! They're dying! Help Them! *throws neurosis at guards, knocking them out* pain: Ahh, classic! neurosis: *gets up* I still hate it. It's humiliating. pain, laughing: Not for me, it's not.
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"the boys did something dumb and hiding from their dad'
panic: Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside? pain: Not it! neurosis: Not it! panic: ...Neither one of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.
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neurosis & panic: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire* neurosis: We need an adult! panic: neurosis, you aren't an adult! we're the same age equivalence neurosis: We need an adultier adult! Get mom!
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panic and neurosis: *raises eyebrows* pain: Put those back down! i haven't even done anything yet!
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what happens when i get bored thought i would add mama persephone in the mix~
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something about hongjoong and mingi, two dudes with two very different voices coming to this realization of "I think I'm falling down" and "slowly, I'm going down" in this world is something that can be so personal
#idk like they have the vibes of the two henchmen in a disney movie where the henchmen are drastically different from each other#in appearance#one is skinny and tall and the other is fat and short#they have those vibes. small and tall#idk where i was going w this one#apple lady words#AND LIKE hongjoong is THINKING hes falling down and he says it quickly and mingi is i AM falling down and he says it slowly and just#clenches fist do u all understand me
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I see no difference
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