#Dinner for five

[shelyue99]

Dinner For Five S1E4 Part 1

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 112

Once again, you know who is underutilized in DCxDP crossovers? Battinson. Skrunkly shivering boi. Who we should definitely give children to care for. 

 Did you know that Jason canonically had a brother named Danny? Well you do now, and it should also be used more. 

 We all want to give Battinson a robin, so why not give him four for the price of two. He of course gets Dick from the circus- he’s never going to go into public again, this was the first time he’d gone to do something out of his comfort zone for a while and look how that turned out. 

 And on one of the nights that Dick has to stay home (Alfred insists he must finish his homework if he wants to go out on patrol) Bruce returns to the batmobile to find not one child, but two. Is Danny reincarnated? Just appeared one day? Who knows, but he’s here now and going to protect his little brother. 

 Bruce might have tears in his eyes when they both hit him in the kneecaps and bolt because even with the armor it still hurts. How he manages to grab both kids he’s not too sure, but he ends up getting them food after they put the tires back. He also doesn’t understand how he’s convinced them into the car but they’ve both conked out and maybe he’s panicking and needs Alfred- 

 D-Dick why is there another child here? He’s the neighbor, cool cool. W-what do you mean he’s home alone, he’s like, 4?? What do you mean he’s been alone for a week now???

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Alfreeeeed-

[lemongogo]

[fazgoo-connoiseur-1987]

genuinely so so so so happy about Ralph's apparent semi-close friendship with totally not William Afton you don't get it. That's so funny. They've gotten dinner together enough times for Ralph to note how Dave never pays. How he's good at bowling. How he has the tendancy to answer his own questions and be a bit snarky. They have BANTER. Ralph has BANTER with this serial killer in hiding and it's fucking amazing.

[oflights]

every time i'm reminded of that bit about gale's mom regularly having lunch with tara and withers i cannot stop thinking about gale one day accidentally walking into one, then taking his mother aside and quietly asking if they're courting. like, he legit has to ask if withers is going to be his new dad. and also has morena considered that the dekarios family has not had very good luck with dating immortal deities and perhaps she should reconsider???

meanwhile withers is like "dost thou have a problem" while tara spits pigeon feathers out at the table

[kusuokisser]

saiki sometimes forgets hes autistic AND a psychic. its so easy for him to attribute his symptoms to just being from his powers but then he'll go through a phase where all food is sensory hell except for coffee jelly (safe food) and he is reminded of his ailment

[buffetlicious]

Leftover braised pork belly from last night with two new dishes of cabbage & chicken stir-fry and a pan-fried section of a Largehead Hairtail (Trichiurus lepturus) or 白带鱼. The flesh of the fish is sweet and tender with crispy skin, just nice to go with the purple and white rice mixture.

[zhezhezha]

Charlie and Cassidy greet their new bestie on his birthday party<3

[elumish]

I just accomplished four (4) things I had been procrastinating on, so I wish that energy on everyone who is also procrastinating on things.

[pfhwrittes]

hi p!!! hapy sunday (maybe monday when you see this) i hope your weekend went well!

popped in here because i recently remembered that cats see you as just another weird cat who is just really bad at hunting. so I've taken to carrying squeezable treats with me to feed almond when i get back home so she see's me as capable 💀 and i just cant help but think that simon would literally do something similar because he can't have his little kitties thinking he's an inadequate hunter

- kiko 💕

hiya @mikichko! my weekend has been a smidge stressful so it's a joy to write some silly fluffy thoughts based on this ask!

it's gaz who tells simon that cats tend to view humans as weird hairless cats. he says it super casually, completely unaware that he's sent simon into spiral of researching cat behaviours and mild anxiety thinking that Kebab Meat and Cat think he's a bad provider.

after several days of trawling through vet tech blogs, watching cat behaviour videos, and questioning the pretty vet nurse at Cat and Kebab Meat's vet when he dropped by to pick up their monthly flea treatment, he orders some squeezable treats for his cats.

Cat and Kebab Meat love them. as soon as he reaches for the cupboard that he normally stores them in they start yowling and weaving around his legs, begging with all their furry little hearts.

it seems normal then to start training them to sit when he says "at ease" to the pair of them to stop Kebab Meat from digging his sharp claws into his thighs as the tiny orange horror tries scaling simon to reach the delicious sludge first.

then Cat starts tapping his hand and simon decides to train her to give him high fives when he says "present arms" for a laugh (it comes back to bite him when she starts slapping him indiscriminately when she has decided that he isn't providing affection fast enough).

he also uses the Power of Sludge for "evil" by using it to bribe them into their cat carriers when he needs to rush Kebab Meat to the vets after he jumps from the top of the fridge and refuses to put his paw to the floor (after an anxious wait and frankly eye watering bill, it's determined that the silly little cunt isn't injured somehow - just a little dramatic).

[lunadove]

I feel like 10/14 will take Rose on day trips in the TARDIS to beautiful, safe planets.

And then 15 “The Fun Uncle” will just crash into Donna’s backyard every once a while and come out of the TARDIS going “Who wants to stop an alien dictatorship on a planet where all the plant life wants to eat you?”

[iforimaginary]

“Day-Shift At Sparky’s AU” :: [Mike & Ness are in charge of decorating the diner for holiday season]

My apologies for going AWOL these past few weeks, exam season has kept me thoroughly occupied…

I hope you find it in your hearts to accept this massively late Halloween post as well as the absurd rare-pair of SecurityWaiter!

[niko-sasaki-dbd]

Honestly I thought I was being a bit cheesy with my song choices for my dbda playlists, but I finally listened to Jayden's playlist for Charles, and I was wrong. I didn't even know what cheesy was before listening to that playlist.

[divinelasso]

oswald!! dinner's ready!!

redraw of something i did in 2020, og under the cut

[faggot-friday]

deep down i think i still am the little girl who was still hiding during hide and seek after everyone else quit the game and forgot to tell her