#Dima Bilan

[guysofeurovision]

[gaymer-hag-stan]

2004, 2007, 2008 - Rigged. Ruslana, Marija Serifovic and Dima Bilan all won because of Eastern European bloc voting

2005 - Rigged. Helena Paparizou won because of Balkan bloc voting

2006 - Lordi shouldn't win because they promote Satan worship through their music

2014 - Rigged. Conchita Wurst won because of LGBT voting / they're trying to force it down our throats

2015 - Måns shouldn't win because he's homophobic / Heroes shouldn't win because it's a copy of Descendants of the Sun (correct me if I'm wrong on this one; people were definitely saying that it was too derivative of a popular song at the time, I don't remember if that was its name)

2016 - Rigged. Jamala's win was political

2017 - Rigged. Salvador Sobral won because of his heart condition

2018 - Netta won because she was a joke entry. The contest is of poor quality / She is promoting overweight body types as the new standard (I'm not even joking, people actually said that)

2021 - Måneskin should be stripped of their title as champions because Damiano did cocaine

2022 - Rigged. Kalush Orchestra won because of the war

2023 - Rigged. Loreen won due to Sweden celebrating 50 years from their first win next year.

Can you STOP and take a moment to realize how ridiculous you all sound?

And yes, these are all things people actually said at the time, in case you don't remember or forget easily (or out of convenience)

[mockva]

Anniversary evening of Alexandra Pakhmutova. 95 years

[sergeylazarev]

mid-late 00s dima bilan and sergey lazarev were doing a better job at being lesbian style icons than t.A.T.u. were

[eurovision-facts]

Eurovision Fact #505:

When Kristian Kostov, Bulgaria's representative in 2017, was a child, he participated in Russia's version of The Voice Kids. While on the show, his coach was former Eurovision winner Dima Bilan.

[Source]

Participants of Kyiv 2017: Kristian Kostov, Eurovision.tv.

[incorrect-eurovision-quotes]

Alexander:*speaking Spanish*

Dima:I know,I know.

Måns:You speak Spanish?

Dima:No.I just know the phrase,'this is all your fault'in every language Alexander speaks.

[fyeahdimabilan]

[crystallllines]

спасибо, mot, что напомнил мне, что на берегу небо вышел двадцать лет назад

жестокий ублюдок

[lafiametta]

Hi! I absolutely love your fics for Añora and Igor, I immediately thought of you when I saw that video they posted on the anora ig account of bts of yura dancing and Mikey smiling watching him and I thought of you because I hope you saw it too and got inspiration for a fic about them dancing. Or anora watching Igor dance hee.

Thanks again for your beautiful fics!

That's so sweet of you to say, Anon — I'm delighted that you thought of me! I'm honestly also delighted by the Instagram reel you mentioned, which I hadn't seen, so thank you for that as well! (I love Mikey in the background just grinning at the whole thing, plus Vache Tovmasyen's little shrug. Also, the red scarf in his jacket pocket!)

And, yes, I really like the idea of them dancing or Ani watching him dance, although, to be honest, when I first tried to imagine Igor dancing I got a little stumped, because it was hard to see him going to a club and even if he were in one, he'd probably be standing off on the side or at the bar, nursing a drink. But I don't know: maybe there's a hidden side to him I'm just not considering.

I think it might surprise Ani, too. For weeks, she's been talking about going out some night when she doesn’t have to work—she hasn't really done anything like that since Ivan, and she misses it, putting on a fun dress, losing herself in the music and the beat and the energy of the crowd. She makes plans to go with Lulu, but when her friend cancels after coming down sick, Ani's naturally disappointed. She texts Igor about it, hoping for some sympathy, but instead he offers to go with her. There's a bit of hesitation—Igor, at a club? Is that really even his thing at all?—but she still wants to go, so she agrees. They end up at a place in the neighborhood, more reasonably priced than any club in the city would be, where he first buys her a couple of drinks at the bar. The music is all foreign, mostly Russian, with a deep bass and driving beat that make her want to start moving her feet.

She thinks he's probably going to want to stay at the bar while she dances, or else she's going to have to drag him onto the dance floor, but he happily joins her as she threads her way through the crowd. Maybe it's the two vodkas he had, but he seems looser, happier. His hand, pressed to the small of her back, slides like a whisper across her bare skin. A new track starts playing and she can make out the lyrics in Russian, something about not sleeping at night and coming to you again. She begins to sway and move, catching the beat with her hips and her feet, the rest of her following along. And there is Igor, next to her, stepping and turning in a narrow circle, arms and shoulders jerking along as he dances. It's a little awkward, but it doesn't seem to matter, not when he seems to be enjoying himself so much. Even Ani can't keep herself from smiling at how ridiculous and adorable it is. He knows the song too, enough to mouth the words as they move closer together.

She puts her hands out towards his chest—she can feel the warmth of him through the cotton t-shirt he's wearing—and then curls them up around his neck. Their hips press against each other with each rough beat of the music, a steady pulse that's thrumming through her veins.

It’s you, it’s me, there’s lightning between us Coursing through at two twenty volts

Ani can feel it—the lightning—the way that it's building between them. For a moment she thinks of grabbing his hand and taking him somewhere more private, but she knows that can wait. For now, it feels better to simply be here, having fun and losing herself in the mindless rhythm of the song, knowing that he's right there with her.

[kittyprincessofcats]

Genuinely tempted to make one of those “All Eurovision winners since XY” videos you can find on Youtube, but make it the real (a.k.a. televote) winners in 2015 (Il Volo), 2019 (KEiiNO) and 2023 (Käjirää) (Jamala can stay over Lazarev in 2016 because fuck R*ssia), and then also mute/blur/exclude Dima Bilan in 2008 and Netta in 2018 out of respect for Ukrainians and Palestinians respectively.

[guysofeurovision]

[gaymer-hag-stan]

Good evening Europe!

It's that magical time of the year again when we all come together to trash each others' musical tastes!

The point system has changed many times over the years, and as various countries have come and gone, it is hard to determine who did "the best" based on the points they got alone as, since the maximum available points doubled with the jury and televote scores no longer being combined, post 2016 entries would have an obvious advantage and, likewise, the contests with 40+ participants would also have more maximum available points to give so a country getting 200 points in 2004 is not the same as another getting 200 points in 2009 or 2016.

But if we divide the points each entry got by the maximum available points for the respective year it competed, we get a percentage score that can easily be measured against entries from years with differing point systems.

So, for example, in 2009 42 countries participated. The maximum points each country can award is of course 12 and you can't vote for yourself. So 41 × 12 = 492. Let's then take Norway's total of 387 points and divide it by the 492 total of maximum available points. We get 78.6, meaning Norway and Alexander Rybak amassed 78.6% of the total points in 2009!

In the case of tie breaks the entry that placed higher in its respective year wins the tie break and if there's still a tie I used rules similar to the actual contest; the winner of a tie is the entry that received more points from televoting. If there are no split results available to the public, the entry that received points from more countries, then the country that received more 12 points, then 10 points all the way down to 1. If the tie cannot be broken in this way, the entry that performed earlier wins the tie break.

I've set 2004 as the "beginning of time", if you will, because that's when I started watching Eurovision and because there also had to be some sort of limit to how far back I would go with this 🤣

With that very long-winded explanation of my measuring tactics out of the way, shall we see our current Top 100 before new entries are added after the 2023 Grand Final is over?

100. Greece 🇬🇷 - 2010 - Giorgos Alkaios and Friends - Opa - 30.7%

99. Armenia 🇦🇲 - 2010 - Eva Rivas - Apricot Stone - 30.9%

98. Bulgaria 🇧🇬 - 2016 - Poli Genova - If Love Was a Crime - 31.1%

97. Belgium 🇧🇪 - 2010 - Tom Dice - Me and My Guitar - 31.3%

96. Azerbaijan 🇦🇿 - 2019 - Chingiz - Truth - 31.4%

95. North Macedonia 🇲🇰 - 2019 - Tamara Todevska - Proud - 31.7%

94. Serbia 🇷🇸 - 2008 - Jelena Tomasevic feat. Bora Duguc - Oro - 31.7%

93. Azerbaijan 🇦🇿 - 2010 - Safura - Drip Drop - 31.7%

92. Bulgaria 🇧🇬 - 2007 - Elitsa Todorova and Stoyan Yankoulov - Water - 31.7%

91. Moldova 🇲🇩 - 2005 - Zdob si Zdub - Boonika bate toba - 32.4%

90. Ukraine 🇺🇦 - 2006 - Tina Karol - Show Me Your Love - 32.6%

89. Denmark 🇩🇰 - 2010 - Chanée and N'evergreen - In a Moment like This - 32.6%

88. Finland 🇫🇮 - 2021 - Blind Channel - Dark Side - 33%

87. Hungary 🇭🇺 - 2014 - András Kállay-Saunders - Running - 33.1%

86. Turkey 🇹🇷 - 2007 - Kenan Dogulu - Shake It Up Sekerim - 33.1%

85 Greece 🇬🇷 - 2013 - Koza Mostra feat. Agathon Iakovidis - Alcohol Is Free - 33.3%

84. Serbia 🇷🇸 - 2022 - Konstrakta - In corpore sano - 33.3%

83. Latvia 🇱🇻 - 2005 - Walters and Khaza - The War Is Not Over - 33.5%

82. Israel 🇮🇱 - 2005 - Shiri Maimon - HaSheket SheNish'ar - 33.7%

81. Germany 🇩🇪 - 2008 - Michael Schulte - You Let Me Walk Alone - 33.7%

80. Italy 🇮🇹 - 2017 - Francesco Gabbani - Occidentali's Karma - 33.9%

79. Austria 🇦🇹 - 2018 - Cesár Sampson - Nobody but You - 33.9%

78. Norway 🇳🇴 - 2019 - Keiino - Spirit in the Sky - 34.4%

77. Romania 🇷🇴 - 2007 - Luminita Anghel and Sistem - Let Me Try - 34.6%

76. Sweden 🇸🇪 - 2019 - John Lundvik - Too Late for Love - 34.7%

75. Ukraine 🇺🇦 - 2011 - Mika Newton - Angel - 34.8%

74. Sweden 🇸🇪 - 2017 - Robin Bengtsson - I Can't Go On - 34.9%

73. United Kingdom 🇬🇧 - 2009 - Jade Ewen - It's My Time - 35.1%

72. Romania 🇷🇴 - 2010 - Paula Seling and Ovi - Playing with Fire - 35.5%

71. Turkey 🇹🇷 - 2009 - Hadise - Düm Tek Tek - 35.9%

70. Norway 🇳🇴 - 2008 - Maria - Hold On Be Strong - 36.1%

69. Lithuania 🇱🇹 - 2006 - LT United - We Are the Winners - 36.4%

68. Belgium 🇧🇪 - 2017 - Blanche - City Lights - 36.8%

67. Turkey 🇹🇷 - 2010 - Manga - We Could Be the Same - 37.2%

66. Switzerland 🇨🇭 - 2019 - Luca Hänni - She Got Me - 37.9%

65. Moldova 🇲🇩 - 2017 - SunStroke Project - Hey Mamma - 38%

64. Russia 🇷🇺 - 2013 - Dina Garipova - What If - 38.1%

63. Sweden 🇸🇪 - 2006 - Carola - Invincible - 38.2%

62. Russia 🇷🇺 - 2019 - Sergey Lazarev - Scream - 38.5%

61. Romania 🇷🇴 - 2006 - Mihai Traistariu - Tornerò - 38.7%

60. Armenia 🇦🇲 - 2008 - Sirusho - Qélé, Qélé - 39.4%

59. Latvia 🇱🇻 - 2015 - Aminata - Love Injected - 39.7%

58. Ukraine 🇺🇦 - 2021 - Go_A - Shum - 39.9%

57. Armenia 🇦🇲 - 2014 - Aram Mp3 - Not Alone - 40.3%

56. Sweden 🇸🇪 - 2004 - Lena Philipsson - It Hurts - 40.4%

55. Cyprus 🇨🇾 - 2004 - Lisa Andreas - Stronger Every Minute - 40.4%

54. Sweden 🇸🇪 - 2011 - Eric Saade - Popular - 40.5%

53. Iceland 🇮🇸 - 2021 - Dathi og Gagnamagnith - 10 Years - 41.4%

52. Italy 🇮🇹 - 2011 - Raphael Gualazzi - Madness of Love - 41.4%

51. Australia 🇦🇺 - 2015 - Guy Sebastian - Tonight Again - 41.8%

50. Norway 🇳🇴 - 2013 - Margaret Berger - I Feed You My Love - 41.8%

49. Azerbaijan 🇦🇿 - 2009 - AySel and Arash - Always - 42%

48. Russia 🇷🇺 - 2007 - Serebro - Song #1 - 42%

47. Malta 🇲🇹 - 2005 - Chiara - Angel - 42.1%

46. Greece 🇬🇷 - 2008 - Kalomira - Secret Combination - 43.2%

45. Cyprus 🇨🇾 - 2018 - Eleni Foureira - Fuego - 43.2%

44. Serbia 🇷🇸 - 2012 - Zeljko Joksimovic - Nije ljubav stvar - 43.4%

43. Iceland 🇮🇸 - 2009 - Yohanna - Is It True? - 44.3%

42. Ukraine 🇺🇦 - 2008 - Ani Lorak - Shady Lady - 45.6%

41. Belgium 🇧🇪 - 2015 - Loïc Nottet - Rhythm Inside - 46.3%

40. Turkey 🇹🇷 - 2004 - Athena - For Real - 46.4%

39. Sweden 🇸🇪 - 2022 - Cornelia Jakobs - Hold Me Closer - 46.7%

38. Ukraine 🇺🇦 - 2013 - Zlata Ognevich - Gravity - 46.9%

37. Switzerland 🇨🇭 - 2021 - Gjon's Tears - Tout l'univers - 47.3%

36. Ukraine 🇺🇦 - 2007 - Verka Serduchka - Dancing Lasha Tumbai - 47.7%

35. Azerbaijan 🇦🇿 - 2011 - Ell and Nikki - Running Scared - 48.4%

34. Spain 🇪🇸 - 2022 - Chanel - SloMo - 49%

33. Italy 🇮🇹 - 2019 - Mahmood - Soldi - 49.1%

32. United Kingdom 🇬🇧 - 2022 - Sam Ryder - Space Man - 49.7%

31. Russia 🇷🇺 - 2016 Sergey Lazarev - You Are the Only One - 49.8%

30. Sweden 🇸🇪 - 2014 - Sanna Nielsen - Undo 50.4%

29. Greece 🇬🇷 - 2005 - Helena Paparizou - My Number One - 50.4%

28. Azerbaijan 🇦🇿 - 2013 - Farid Mammadov - Hold Me - 51.3%

27. Bosnia and Herzegovina 🇧🇦 - 2006 - Hari Mata Hari - Lejla - 51.5%

26. Netherlands 🇳🇱 - 2019 - Duncan Lawrence - Arcade - 51.8%

25. Australia 🇦🇺 - 2016 - Dami Im - Sound of Silence - 51.9%

24. Israel 🇮🇱 - 2018 - Netta - Toy - 52.4%

23. Russia 🇷🇺 - 2012 - Buranovskiye Babushki - Party for Everybody - 52.6%

22. Germany 🇩🇪 - 2010 - Lena - Satellite - 53.9%

21. Russia 🇷🇺 - 2008 - Dima Bilan - Believe - 53.9%

20. Ukraine 🇺🇦 - 2016 - Jamala - 1944 - 54.2%

19. Serbia 🇷🇸 - 2007 - Marija Serifovic - Molitva - 54.4%

18. France 🇫🇷 - 2021 - Barbara Pravi - Voilà - 54.7%

17. Netherlands 🇳🇱 - 2014 - The Common Linnets - Calm After the Storm - 55%

Honourable Mention. Turkey 🇹🇷 - 2003 - Sertab Erener - Everyway That I Can - 55.6%

16. Russia 🇷🇺 - 2006 - Dima Bilan - Never Let You Go - 55.8%

15. Italy 🇮🇹 - 2021 - Måneskin - Zitti e Buoni - 57.4%

14. Greece 🇬🇷 - 2004 - Sakis Rouvas - Shake It - 60%

13. Denmark 🇩🇰 - 2013 - Emmelie de Forest - Only Teardrops - 61.6%

12. Italy 🇮🇹 - 2015 - Il Volo - Grande amore - 62.3%

11. Bulgaria 🇧🇬 - 2017 - Kristian Kostov - Beautiful Mess - 62.5%

10. Serbia and Montenegro 🇷🇸 - 2004 - Zeljko Joksimovic and Ad-Hoc Orchestra - Lane Moje - 62.6%

9. Russia 🇷🇺 - 2015 - Polina Gagarina - A Million Voices - 64.7%

8. Finland 🇫🇮 - 2006 - Lordi - Hard Rock Hallelujah - 65.7%

7. Ukraine 🇺🇦 - 2004 - Ruslana - Wild Dances - 66.6%

6. Austria 🇦🇹 - 2014 - Conchita Wurst - Rise Like a Phoenix - 67.1%

5. Ukraine 🇺🇦 - 2022 - Kalush Orchestra - Stefania - 67.4%

4. Sweden 🇸🇪 - 2012 - Loreen - Euphoria - 75.6%

3. Portugal 🇵🇹 - 2017 - Salvador Sobral - Amar pelos dois - 77%

2. Sweden 🇸🇪 - 2015 - Måns Zelmerlöw - Heroes - 77.9%

1. Norway 🇳🇴 - 2009 - Alexander Rybak - Fairytale - 78.6%

And there it is! The 100 most successful Eurovision entries from 2004 to 2022?

Did your all time fave make the cut?

[dimabilansmullet]

Coming back to tumblr 3 years later to realize I have 3 unanswered messages. Two telling me I’m loved and the third asking me about Mr. Bilan’s dick size, as if I have the answer

[sergeylazarev]

it's not gay to give your longtime industry rival the ol' once-over if you're singing a heartbreak ballad with him right

[white-eyed-girl]

There's one more and I'll be stubborn about it forever

(Plus Loreen II too!)

Eurovision Fact #233:

Five winners of the Eurovision Song Contest have performed barefoot:

In 1967, Sandie Shaw was the first person to waltz across the stage barefoot. She also took home the UK's first win!

Sertab Erener and her dancers were all barefoot for their 2003 win for Türkiye.

Dima Bilan won in 2008, wearing all white from his head to his ankles. His two other partners on stage did have shoes on, one even wore roller skates!

2012 saw Loreen take the barefooted win.

Finally, the following year Emmelie De Forest also won Eurovision with bare feet.

[Sources]

'Playing footsie: 10 artists who went barefoot at Eurovision,' Wiwibloggs.com.

Dima Bilan - Believe (Russia) 2008 Eurovision Song Contest Winner, YouTube.com.

Emmelie de Forest - Only Teardrops (Denmark) - LIVE - 2013 Grand Final, YouTube.com.

Loreen - Euphoria - Sweden - Live - Grand Final - 2012 Eurovision Song Contest, YouTube.com.

Eurovision Song Contest 1967 - Sandie Shaw - Puppet on a String (WINNER), YouTube.com.

Eurovision 2003 - Turkey - Sertab Erener - Everyway that I can [WINNER] HQ, YouTube.com.