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incorrect-eurovision-quotes · 4 months ago
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Jere:It's pretty cold outside...wanna hold hands?
Jere:We should stay close.
Bojan,blushing:Okay.
Mikke:It's fucking summer.
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incorrectjokerout · 1 month ago
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Kris:What's this?
Bojan,hugging Kris:Affection!
Kris:Disgusting.
Kris:...Do it again.
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vmpkai · 5 months ago
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hamilton, speeding down the highway: oh look! bisexual lighting!
burr: no that's the cops slow the fuck down
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marshymallows28 · 29 days ago
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AOUV Incorrect PT 2
The story of why Alistair is banned in the kitchen of the Cottage.
*Making dinner*
Hendry: okay let's roast the chicken
Alistair: *cracks knuckles* I got this. *to the chicken* the only time you ever got laid was the day you were born lmao nerd!
Hendry: Al that's not...nvm.
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stardusteyes · 4 months ago
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Nodens: Welcome to the “Fuck Nyarlathotep” Club.
Randolph Carter: A meeting where we discuss the many ways in which the Crawling Chaos has tormented us and fucked up our lives.
Mahiro Yasaka: *awkwardly stands up* Uh, I think there’s been a misunderstanding.
Kurou Daijuuji: No, there hasn’t. Sit down.
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correctowlhousethoughts · 2 years ago
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Willow: Any pets?
Hunter: (girls like sensitive guys, right?)
Hunter: A bird
Willow: What’s it’s name?
Hunter: (girls also like tough guys)
Hunter: Missile Launcher
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cat-holding-water · 4 months ago
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This isn't intended to be spam, I'm just warning
why is this here (this account has the same post many times with different tags) (post I found under the cut)
anyway, stay safe my fellow Joker Out enjoyers (and enjoy Sta bih ja tomorrow 😉) and if any chickenblr or Sierra Mist enjoyer sees this, hello because you're also featured by this post
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wordswithloveee · 1 year ago
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Leave an extrovert alone for two minutes and he will reach for his cell phone.
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m91msjh · 5 months ago
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hannyoontify · 1 month ago
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btw i hope you guys know that jeonghan’s serving as a social worker! i think this is most likely bc of his injuries but that means he serves 3 months longer compared to your average enlisted soldier in the army
BUT!! THE BRIGHT SIDE OF THIS!!! is that being a social worker is basically working a 9-5. jeonghan gets to go home to seungkwan every night, sleep in his own bed, and go to work. after basics training, he’s going to and from home every day! this means his free time is totally his and i’m going to assume he’ll be seeing the members as often as much as he (and the members) can afford, although he won’t be able to participate in promotions and activities, he’ll still be around!
i hope this brings some sort of comfort and encouragement for someone out there 🙏
edit: this also means less physical exertion for jeonghan too! so hopefully he can get through basics training without any injuries and finish his service without any serious injuries or incidents
a lil bit more info here!
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incorrect-eurovision-quotes · 4 months ago
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Jere:Are you okay?
Bojan,crying:Yeah,it's just the onions.
Jere,picking up an onion:What the fuck did you say to Bojan?
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incorrectjokerout · 5 months ago
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Bojan:Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Kris:*crouches down*
Jure:*kneels down*
Nace:*sits down in chair*
Jan:*sits on the floor*
Bojan:
Bojan:I hate all of you.
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enby-at-the-pyschward · 4 months ago
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Sam:What part of your morning routine takes the longest?
Colby:Deciding to get up.
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incorrectblindchannel · 26 days ago
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Olli,sweating:Allu,there’s something I need to ask you-
Aleksi:Finally!You’re proposing!
Olli:How’d you know?
Aleksi:Olli,you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Aleksi:I even picked it up once.
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Ethan:You shouldn't be using a straw.
Thomas:I know,I know,it's bad for the environment and stuff.
Ethan:Yeah,but I mean...it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.
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vamptits · 3 months ago
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misinfo is still bad when it's used for "good" btw like you can't just say shit. you can't just say shit!!!!!!!
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